Poll: Okay, guys. Serious time. I've been super busy lately, so I'm going to try to focus on one story at a time, and update the most popular choice. What would you want to see updated first? Poll closes May 31 if I remember to close the stupid thing. Vote Now!
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Psych, Fullmetal Alchemist, Resident Evil, Doctor Who, Maximum Ride, Finder, Sherlock, Warriors, Crow: Stairway to Heaven, Left 4 Dead, and Harry Potter.
...I need to organize my profile...meh, I'll do that later.
No, I'm not dead, and no, I am not giving up on writing fanfics. Quite the opposite, in fact. And I don't plan on abandoning anything as of this moment. BUT. I am very busy with attempting to write my own original book series, which will take place in it's own little universe where most, if not all, of the REST of my books series' will take place. So, it's a big process (none of the books can contradict the other, instances where two series' cross have to be consistent, blah blah blah) that's taking a lot of my time. That, and I'm going to be a Junior in high school this coming year, so I'm focusing a bit more on that crap so I can get into a good AFROTC program/the Air Force Academy. So, basically, I'm writing more one-shots than anything else, and updating whatever I get inspiration for.
Basic Info, Typed Because I'm Avoiding Writing Any Fanfics On Account of My Alien Laziness
Hair Color: Brown, mostly, with black and goldish and redish mixed in for some unknown reason. And more recently, a bit of silver. I'm only fifteen, dammit, shouldn't be graying yet...meh.
Eye Color: Brown, because I can't be colorfully diverse, apparently.
Name: Real one? Emily. Won't get my last name, though. I'm not COMPLETELY stupid. Getting there, though.
What to call me on here: Emily, Kitsune, Kitsune-242, Kit, Alien, Space Anomaly, Intergalactic Space Bitch, Crazy-Ass Psycho Bitch...yeah, one-ah those.
Age: 16 and six months. I'm old enough to get my license, but I'm not going to. I don't like driving. It's too boring.
Location: Earth. For the moment. North America to be more precise. Indiana, to narrow THAT down. Northwest Indiana. For another hint, here's my high school thing: Red Devils. Good luck finding that, though, since NW Indiana, apparently, has quite a few schools that are "Red Devils." RDP. Pfffffffffft. Riiight.
Something to know: I. Am. An. Alien. >BD
So, I noticed that some people are doing this. And considering my profile is already bigger than my freaking bedroom, I thought "Why the hell not! Let's make this thing annoyingly long!" So...enjoy me trying to take something seriously then making pretty much everything sarcastic.
1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it?
...I have come to a tie. One is the scar on my forehead from when my sister pulled me off my bed when we were kids and cut my entire forehead open on my nightstand. The other: my entire left elbow from when I was running down a hill after golf in P.E. in my seventh grade year.
2. What is on the walls in your room?
Paint. A cross with Jesus. And taking up the rest of the space of my walls, my artwork.
3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep?
How should I know, I'm asleep? I grind my teeth when I'm awake, though, so that might transfer to when I'm asleep. I don't talk or snore, though, that's my sisters.
4. What type of music do you listen to?
Orchestral music(like Two Steps From Hell. That type of orchestral.), Christian Rock, a bit of light screamo(the type where you can tell what they're saying. Almost.), and a variety of other songs that other people play and I just happen to be within earshot.
5.Do you know what time you were born?
6.What are you doing right now?
Answering this. And trying very hard not to make sarcastic remarks(*fail*).
7. What do you miss?
Not having to worry about my future, and my dog, a chocolate lab(R.I.P Frango, 1998 - July 2nd, 2012)
8. What is your most prized possession?
My laptop, my TV, my Xbox 360, my Kindle Fire...(*blabbers on and on*)
9. How tall are you?
5'...uh...5"? 6"? Can't remember.
10. Do you get Claustrophobic?
Yes. Shoulda seen me on my first trip to New York near the 2011-2012 New Years weekend...XD Wanted to punch people. Well, that's Agoraphobia. But meh, close enough.
11. Are you afraid of the dark?
No. More of what the dark could be hiding, i.e. a table or something sharp(like my katanas, which I ALWAYS just leave lying around. Unsheathed.)
12.Who was the last person who made you mad?
Um...hm. Can't remember. Short memory/attention span. Probably a lot of people, though.
13. What is your favorite sport?
I don't like sports. Well, Marching Band is pretty cool, I like that(It IS a sport, jocks, so bite me).
(Why no 14? It was gone when I copied this.)
15. Who do people do compare you to?
My dad, mostly. Got his entire "grunt at a lot of stuff" and "anti-social" thing goin' on.
16. Coffee or energy drink?
Energy drink mixed with coffee. I'm not kidding. Try it. If you do it right, it's good. But since I'm not allowed to play with my food/drinks anymore, let's just go with energy drink.
17. What is your favorite pizza topping?
The topping of MEAT LOVERS.
18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Steak. Definitely. Or chili-cheese dip (ThatissomyfreakingKryptonite-)
20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?
...*refuses to answer*
...I'm kidding. No.
21. What was the most meaningful gift you’ve gotten?
Hmmmmmmm...I don't...know? My hermit crab is kinda cool. WAIT! My uncle took my to Comic Con International. That. That was cool. (TotallygottomeetMattSmith)
22.Do you like anybody?
NO. ...kidding. I like some people, but not a lot.
23. Are you double jointed?
...no? I don't think so.
24. Favorite clothing brand?
...Clothes? Gimme a break here, I can't even tell the difference between those popular stores like American Eagle and Hollister, and Target clothing...American Eagle and Hollister are still popular, right?
(Why no 25? No idea! It was already gone when I copied it.)
26. Do you have any pets?
Frango died, but yes, I have pets. Three. Well, two and a half, but that's a bit of a story.
27. What kind is it?
One is a hermit crab my friend got for me at a kiosk in an adjacent state. I've had him for around a year and four months. He has Batman on his shell. :D By day, he's Hermy (sodidn'tchoosethatname), and by night, BATCRAB.
Then there's Zeus, the dog I've had for a few months. He's adorable. A beagle/lab mix, though I suspect a bit of boxer, too, because of his coloring. He's so lovable. Likes to steal my Doctor Who blanket and sleep on it, though. And my pillow. He takes that out from underneath my head with his little ninja paws.
For my cat, she's a...uh...a cat. Who lives at my friend's house. My mom's allergic to cats, and I'm afraid that Rin would end up killing her if she was here. But she's cute. A bit of a bitch, though.
28. Would you do anything for your best friend?
Definitely. Well...no, yeah. Probably. Yes.
29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone that they're ugly?
"There comes a time in everybody's life that they need to stop, look in the mirror, and say..."Honey, you ain't no dime piece."" That, or, "You're ugly as shit, you know that?" Depending on who they are. Most likely the second one, though.
30. Say a number 1 to 100
3.141592653589...(...that's all I can remember. My sister always told me I forget important information but then retain the crap that nobody cares 'bout.)
32. What is the one number you call the most?
My friend Kourtni, though in my contact's list, she's "Philliam." Long story. I call her at random for random stuff, and usually end up hanging up halfway through my own sentence. On purpose, too.
33. What annoys you the most?
A lot of stuff. Seriously, a lot. Volleyball, the way a lot of celebrities act, people who think they're better than others, people not listening to me, station wagons, driving...
34. Have you ever been out of the US?
Yup. Mexico. Once. All I remember is coloring in a coloring book in a greenhouse by the beach with my older sister and some other kid I don't know my relation to, and a giant chessboard. Like, giant. I could ride the knight pieces, it was so giant.
35. Your weaknesses?
Laziness. Don't speak my mind. A lot of other stuff. Oh, and chili-cheese dip.
36. Have you met anyone famous?
Matt Smith, Steven Moffat, Jenna-Louise Coleman, Mark Gatiss, an Ood, a Cyberman (...I love Comic Con), and the band members from Willet and We Are Leo. They're not as famous as they should be, though.
37. First Job?
Haven't gotten one yet, but it'll probably be either Strack and Van Til (local grocery store), or at GameStop. Then after that, it's off to the Air Force as an Officer to rise through the ranks to Major General, retire with my pension and 401K or whatever, and work as a JROTC instructor AND MAKE ALL THE LITTLE KID-SHITS MY MINIONS SO THAT WE MAY RULE THE WORLD. Or, at least, that high school.
38. Ever done a prank call?
Yes. It was stupid. And to my older sister, no less. We have caller ID.
41.What were you doing before you filled this out?
Reading fanfiction. Wondering if I should go find lunch.
40. Have you ever had surgery?
No, don't think so. MRI/Cat-scan(did I spell this right?), sure. But no surgery.
42. What do you get complimented the most about?
My hair. (*snicker*) My writing and drawing, too. Oooh, and my recent bad-assery involving ROTC.
43. Have you ever had braces?
No. Not yet. I gots them good teeths.
44. What do you want for your birthday?
Cash(like always), or video games. Mostly cash so I can SAVE UP for new video games.
45. How many kids do you want?
I don't know. I'm sixteen. NOBODY around my age should be thinking of children. Unless you're married at eighteen or nineteen. Then you're fine. But seriously, probably none. I don't like children much. At the most I would adopt two baby boys and name them Sherlock and Castiel. Don't laugh at me, I used to hate those names, but they've grown on my so much. At least they'd be able to brag about having unique names.
46. Were you named after anyone?
My aunt, on my mother's side.
47. Do you wish on stars?
Why would I? Stars don't have any magical powers. I have found that praying to God can provide miracles that giant balls of gas miles upon miles away could ever give.
(Hey ... where's 48?)
49. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Whatever crap I find in the shower. I think it's Pantene this week.
50. Do you like your handwriting?
I don't like it, but apparently others do. My calligraphy is good, but my cursive needs to be refreshed. Haven't used it in around a decade.
51. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Turkey. I guess. Or roast beef.
52. Any bad habits?
Lots. Not studying, procrastination, stimming, popping my fingers and toes...
53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have?
I don't look at what CDs I have, I just put 'em in the CD player and hit the pretty little play button. Wait...Sum 41. Maybe.
54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
I don't know. It'd depend one what I was like as another person. I'm told I'm scary.
56. Do looks matter?
Hell no. Not to me, at least(*always wears baggy clothes, no makeup, and hardly gives a rat's ass about doing hair.*) The closest I come to "getting ready" in the morning is putting on clothing, and then straightening my hair so it doesn't get in my way too much.
57. How do you release anger?
Grind my teeth. Ignore it. Or, ever since I bought my first Xbox in 2011, go on my Xbox and kill the crap out of stuff until said stuff is so dead they die from it. And stimming. Or having a meltdown, but those are bad, destructive, and have left my walls bare of my artwork, so I should work harder on putting a lid on those.
58. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Same one as now, the nearest video game console. And a pencil.
60. Where is your second home?
Uh...my great aunt's cottage on Saddle Lake in Grand Junction, Michigan, near South Haven, MI. Go there every year to wakeboard and swim for a week(though I only just got over my fear of the lake in 2011).
Oh, and my friend's house, who lives down the road. My cat lives there since she'd kill my mom from allergies, and my friend's dad is nice to me.
And my other friend's house, I guess. Her dad and I talk a lot, now that he doesn't try to choke me unconscious every time I go over. Now he just gives me hugs.
61. How many numbers are in your cell phone?
Not that many. I don't has much friends.(Like my grammar?) 27. And a few of those aren't even people(Gamestop, Pizza Hut, stuff like that). One of them's even me. Yes, I text myself reminders. My phone is so slow I get them a few hours later. In all, I only know and talk to around 15 of the people in my phone. I actively talk to about two of them.
I have Misha Collin's number, though, so that's a plus. I text that man all the time.
62.Were you a fan of Barney as a child?
No! ...yes! ...I was three, get over it!
63. Do you use sarcasm?
Of course not. (Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.)
64. What's your favorite line from a movie?
"Dost mother know you wearest her drapes?!" - Ironman/Tony Stark, The Avengers
and "Are you a fan of delicious flavor?" - Shawn Spencer, Psych (Not a movie, but I still love this show. "Have you ever considered going by the name of Bolt Lightning?!" *snicker*)
Believe me, I have so many favorite quotes...the ones from just Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Supernatural would take up this entire site, and that's only three of my shows.
65. What do you look for in a girl?
Um, you mean a guy? Funny, sense of humor, likes movies and video games. One who's kind, too. One who can take my AS in stride, and actually accept that I don't like anything sexual. *Gasp* I know, a guy choosing to NOT be sexual?! IMPOSSIBLE!
...I'm going to die alone.
66.What are your nicknames?
Buggydo. Like a bug. Ladybug. Em is used a lot, too, but if you use that nickname and you're not part of my family, my combat boots will be launching your teeth from your gums at light speed.
My friends use Taicho, for I'm the Captain/Leader of the Nerd Herd.
67.Who is your favorite singer/rapper/musician?
Um...does Two Steps From Hell count? Yes? Good.
68.What is your favorite TV show?
Psych, and The Mentalist, and Grimm, and Thundercats(HOOO!), and Teen Wolf, and uh...lotsa others. Oh, and as of this past year, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Supernatural.
There. I is done. Now, bask in the joy that is my grammar skills.
Naruto, MAR, Blue Dragon, Blue Exorcist, Prince of Tennis, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, D.N.Angel, Code Geass, Ginga Densetsu Weed, Ginga Nigareboshi Gin, Black Cat, D.Gray-Man, 07 Ghost, Highschool of the Dead, Legend of the Legendary Heroes, Devil May Cry, X'amd, Zatch Bell, Deadman Wonderland, Familiar of Zero, Card Captor Sakura, Black Butler, Nabari no Ou, Fruit's Basket, and others.
Writing for Fanfiction and to get my dream of being an Author, Drawing, Hanging out with friends, Reading, Eating, Playing video games(Wii, Playstation 1, 2, and 3, and Xbox/Xbox 360), SLEEPING(!!), and other stuff.
Favorite Quotes From Random Media
"Your...a...fridge...with...wings. We're...freakin'...ballet dancers!" -Fang, School's Out- Forever
"Pip pip dihdoodliydoo." Josh in Drake & Josh
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam from Mythbusters.
"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...THEN ITS HILARIOUS!" Some shirt I saw at the store...
"Boxers or Briefs?!" - From Danny Phantom, and Phantom said it. To Technus.
"I can picture in my mind's eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it"- Jack Handy
"If you are going to walk on ice, you might as well dance."- Unknown (Thanks, Unknown! I tried it, and I fell through! It was shallow, though. About half a foot.)
"He who attacks must vanquish. He who defends must merely survive."- Master Kahn
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."- Will Rogers
"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."- George Jessel (I find this to be quite true...)
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not."- Unknown
"How about...To Kill a Mockingbird?" - Superman/Clark Kent (in the comic books after Superman "dies" at the hands of Doomsday, and while in a coma, four people claim to be Superman; Lois asks what makes the fifth, and real, Superman any different front the others, and this is his reply. To Kill a Mockingbird is Clark's favorite movie, and he's only shared this with a few people.)
Quotes From Random Fanfics
"I dunno what's wrong with your head, kid, but if I ever meet him again, I'm calling him Voldyfart," - Sirius Black, talking to Edward Elric in the fanfic "Penance" by Laora.
"Holy fuck, Ed!" - Sirius was the one that swore, obviously. Sirius Black just found out about Edward Elric's automail, and I just found his reaction so funny... It's from "Penance" by Laora.
(Note to Self: Add more at random dates)
Favorite Lines From Yours Truly
"*English accent* Hellooooo Brandon!"
"*English accent* I want to shake your haaaaaand, Brandon!"
"*Pirate(?) accent* Teeeeeeeeeee, I'm a pirate!"
"*English accent* Do your fruit drinks come with vitamins?"
"Dear Major - I O U 1 Dolphin of Mass Destruction. Love, Emily L." (I STILL owe Major Eller a DMD)
Lines From the Everday Life of Kitsune-242
"Hey, if he keeps bothering you, you should just say-" *leans forward, narrows eyes, and sniffs* "-"Your breath smells like cock!" *Immediately head-butts steering wheel* - My mother, actually, on some boy who is apparently bullying me (leave it to me to not notice.) My mother was mortified that she said that to her daughter, and that my friend was in the backseat of the van, too.
"And you're an A student?" - My father. Asks me ALL the time.
"Emily, put the barbarian sword and fedora back in the cosplay closet." - Mr. Brandy: 10th Grade English Teacher, and Head of Gamer's Guild. The nerdiest teacher in the entire school. I love him. He always makes Gamer's Guild fun. Except this was during class, so he had to pretend to be professional.
"Don't diss the sonic, kids." - Mr. Brandy: 10th Grade English Teacher, and Head of Gamer's Guild. This was still during class, after he took my three sonic screwdrivers and started playing with them. Nobody knew what they were.
"Eminem? The hell?! I like good music, not Punk-Ass White Boy!" - Detective Uncle: My...uh...uncle...who is a detective.
"Raxicanimanamaniflapansy!" - Detective Uncle: My uncle, who is a detective. His attempt at saying "Raxicoricofallapatorius."
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" - Sgt(Pronounced Suh-jit): A fellow ROTC member who is/was a Staff Sargent(hence the "Sgt")
"Hey, no going on Spacebook and Myface on the school computers!" - Mrs. Panda: Computer Applications Teacher (8th grade)
"Hey! Band dudes! Shut up! You're scaring the Choir-Queers and Normal People!" - Mr. "Awesome"(...yeah, blame the midget 6th graders for THAT name...): My Middle School Band Director
"Sell this crap, so i can see K(High School Band Director) dressed as Lady Gaga!" - Mr. "Awesome": My Middle School Band Director
"I want you guys to crescendo so powerfully in measure 153, that you will KNOCK grandma's teeth out, and make her piss her pants, UNDERSTAND?!" - Mr. "Awesome": My Middle School Band Director
"I hope you get eaten by an octopus." - Mr. Bunkers: 8th Grade History Teacher
"Feqouans!" - My friend "Batman"(she says it's pronounced Fee-ow-uhs...means flowers.)
"Dont think, just play! ...you dont need to think to breathe...you know what, think and play and see where that gets you. You'll screw up." - Mr. "Awesome": My Middle School Band Director
"Now, I'm placing a lot of faith in you guys, so don't go drowning yourselves." - Mr. "Awesome": My Middle School Band Director(We were going to Deep River Waterpark...)
"There's no such thing as sarcasm. Only humor with an attitude problem." - Mr. Scruffy: Middle School P.E. Teacher
"We are now on lockdown for an outdoor disturbance"(P.A. Stystem) "...CRAP. What do I do? I was never informed about how to do this stuff!" - Mrs. Hammer: 8th Grade Algebra Teacher
"FIRE! EVERYBODY, PANIC!" - Mr. Bunkers: 8th Grade History Teacher
"Not serial killer like 'CHEERIOS, DIE!'" - Mr. Bunkers: 8th Grade History Teacher
"Dont worry, kids! Nobody can hurt us in THIS lockdown! I have a hammer!*pulls a hammer out of her desk randomly*" - Mrs. Hammer(hence the hammer nickname): 8th Grade Algebra Teacher
"This isn't a lockdown...we're still doing math!" - Chuckie: Fellow Student in 8th Grade Algebra I
AND NOW, FOR RANDOM SHIT...
The voices in my head are fighting again...
Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
We are not retreating...we are advancing in the other direction.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.
Normal people worry me.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you.
When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.
When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.
And now my endless profile has, surprisingly, actually found an end. Which, actually, doesn't make it endless. It makes it endless-less. And now the endless-less-ness has ended...
Have a nice day.