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Joined 12-18-07, id: 1448300, Profile Updated: 03-02-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

I am a proud member of The Cookie League!

TaDah! We have a Cookie League chat room! http:///hellopants/cookieparty.htm

Here are a few stories that were written by The Cookie League! That means I helped write them! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4119634/1/Stupid_Shiny_Cullen_Cars

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4118161/1/Bathroom_Confessionals

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4146393/1/The_Lion_The_Bear_and_Some_Crazy_Closets

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4205184/1/As_The_Cushion_Turns

WWES!! What Would Edward Say? (Oh, I own that!) WWES!!

EBA! forever! Don't Break up the band! Go Read My-Bella's Stories!

Bella's Closet can now be found at: http:///hellopants/

Oh, if you ever want Edward POV let me know I will see if its possible!

Yes, I did put a picture of myself up, cause I felt like it!

The last poll has decided that 21 of the 35 who voted are scared of Elizabeth! of course more people voted no after reading chapter 14 but still pretty funny stuff!

And Chocolate Chip Pancakes won the Poll! I still like my apple pancakes!

As I expected Emmett won the poll about who would get in the most trouble at a home improvement store. He was followed by ESME!!

I don't feel good I need a snuggle BUDDY!

Hello, So I guess I should write about me. hmmmm. Well I'm 21, I'm female, and I love Books! I do dabble in writing, so I hope you like what you read. So yeah, that's some info on me. Oh, and if you have a sister who shops like Alice and tries to pick out your clothes...run! Last time I ended up in a mini dress and heels, not always appropriate. I want to put more up here but I have no idea what. Oh, my medication makes me have hangovers in the morning, now I hate mornings even more. I absolutely Loathe when a man calls his girlfriend/spouse or whatever she is to him 'baby'. why the hell would someone call a grown woman baby. If you want to call her something stick with honey or love or sweety or even sexy is better than baby!

love amongst decay

as the flesh rots away

my heart stopped beating today

but you didn't care to stay

you never loved me anyway

so now I lay

forever and a day

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Beneath The Surface by MyBella reviews
One summer, an internship in Africa, bloodlust, sharp teeth, and a boatload of fear are all that stand in the way of Bella Cullen landing a job at the Atlanta Aquarium - As long as she doesn't count cocky shark expert Edward Masen on her list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 694,863 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10388 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5815 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worth the Burn by MyBella reviews
A night of Halloween trickery & secrets leads to some unexpected treats for Bella. Will this night of debauchery be a one time occurrence? Or will Bella & Edward risk the burn and attempt a relationship? Rated "M" for mature language & situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 716,481 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Everything Comes To Dust by Torchwood85 reviews
Ten/Rose of course, a little more Martha slashing just because I can. The Doctor takes Rose, Donna and Martha to see an old friend of his and take a break only to find things are never what they seem, and some people are not what they seem.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,908 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008
Year Two of Forever by MyBella reviews
Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 206,473 - Reviews: 4928 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
The New Year's List by E.C. Cullen reviews
BxAxR come up with a list of things to do before 2008 ends. Bella is in for a wild ride with her two best friends and Edward just happens to be there every step of the way. Crude/sexual humor, all human. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
College is just one messed up place by pixie194 reviews
ALL HUMAN bella and alice are roommates. but something happens, edward gets really protective of bella and then the unimaginable happens, cant hey save bella before its too late, along with helping Edward find himself and learn the true meaning of love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,281 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
Daisy Chains by amgglekim reviews
A one shot showing the far reaching affects of drunk driving. Jasper's POV. Dedicated to the memory of Fan-Fiction author Daddy's Little Cannibal
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Friends Forever? by Angelic Messenger17 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since birth, and now they are getting out of school for summer, before going off to college. What will happen when they spend the summer together? Will feelings that are more than friendship develop? AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
The Fairytale Continues by MyBella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by MyBella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Bucket List by nothingleft reviews
Edward wants to make sure Bella doesn't miss out on any of life's important moments. Bella's only got the one request. The Cullen clan take it upon themselves to make sure Bella doesn't miss a thing. Pure fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
The My Space Murder by amgglekim reviews
Emmett is a detective in Philadelphia. His friend Bella has been murdered, but by who? He works with a fellow detective to figure out this bizarre crime. All Human, Alt Universe, and VERY Out of Character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
As The Cushion Turns by MyBella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets by MyBella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Stupid, Shiny Cullen Cars by MyBella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by MyBella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by MyBella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Popular meets Player by Millie-loves-Music reviews
Bella swan has everything she ever wanted. Money, two best friends, and being Popular, what more could you want right? When Edward Cullen and his family move to Forks, Bella might discover something else she wants. Him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,154 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
My happy ending or is it the beginning? by Forks1 reviews
Story starts in the meadow where Eclipse left off, telling Charlie & Renee, wedding, honeymoon, transformation etc. Enjoy the romance, intimacy, comedy and fluff. Please R&R each chapter. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,608 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Protectors of the Universe by Torchwood85 reviews
This is the Prologue, yet another Rose Returns theme, and that line from series 4 trailer "I just want a mate" Please R&R A little smutty in the middle, but its all in context. please enjoy. ten/rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,720 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Sin City Sinners by MyBella reviews
Off shoot of My First Year as a Cullen. Edward, Emmett & Jasper head to Vegas for brotherly bonding. The City of Lights has no clue what's about to hit! Rated M for questionable language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,675 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Don't break up the Band! by MyBella reviews
EBA Rules! At least according to its founding members - Alice, Emmet, and Bella. The Cullen household will never be the same after this night of karaoke and costumes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Edward vs John Tucker by MyBella reviews
One Shot based on My First Year as a Cullen. While preparing to watch 'John Tucker Must Die', Bella & Jasper make a bet on Edward's reaction to the movie. Loser has to explain Bella's change of heart about 'Romeo & Juliet' to Edward. Who's going to tell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
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One Year in Heaven's Hell reviews
This is the sequel to The Curse of the Smiley. It will make no sense if you don't read Smiley first. Our little Oren is teaching Edward and Bella a few new tricks! Read and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,043 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Morgue reviews
A funny no longer one-shot I came up with sitting in a hospital waiting room. Those crazy Cullen's are at it again! VAMPIRES! It's being continued thanks to bribes from My-Bella and E. C. Cullen. The new stuff is what happens when Edward gets home!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Home Improvement Cullen Style reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Misplaced Memories reviews
This is an add on one-shot to The Curse of the Smiley. Jasper has misplaced a very important memory about Bella. all human. only rated M for language and because Smiley is!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
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