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Joined 12-19-07, id: 1448704, Profile Updated: 01-01-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, X-overs, Clique, and Uglies.

To all of you who are reading my profile...

I know they said not to use solicited advertising but this one sentence can hardly be considered solicitous:

Visit CoolFolk, my friend's and my website, at !! You can read most of my fanfiction here, with layouts and backgrounds that can't be found on Fanfiction. Net., and my long stories are always ahead at CoolFolk...


Jan. 1, 2009~ Since it's a new year, I thought I'd actually start doing stuff with my account again! I apologize for being so, um, inactive, and I can't really promise anything even though I'd really like to, but the news is that I've finished posting all the chapters of The Meaning of Strife, so if you haven't read that on CoolFolk, please read it now! =) Other news is that I'm considering on changing my penname because MoiraCalhounx1377 is not really a name, it's like a screenname or an email address or something. So, now that I've exhausted my supply of news items...bye! =)

Also, you should probably read my policies, which I actually spent quite some time coming up with. Skip them if you're one of those people like my mom who always just clicks the "agree" button when there's Terms of Service or whatnot. But they're here anyways, so you might as well waste your time reading them...=

MoiraCalhounx1377’s Policies Concerning

I will comply with everything I remember from the TOS.

I would also like to disclaim everything here: I do not own or claim control of any of the wonderful books/tv shows/etc. that I write fanfiction about. Most of my fanfiction will never happen in the actual world of the book/tv show/etc.

If I say/post/write something, there is no guarantee that it is actually correct, true, going to happen, or otherwise veritable. So since all of this could be lies, does that mean that this policy about what I type could be a lie?? LOL. Well, I just wanted to put this here so you guys can't sue me. =)

And if anything I say/post/write offends you, anything about you, any of your possessions/relations, or anything else that might be offended, I apologize. And yes, I put this here just so you guys can't sue me.

Also, I should probably put a READ AT YOUR OWN risk warning here. I know how horrible and heartbreaking it is to read a piece of fanfiction, no matter how good, and have it totally ruin your perceptions of the characters/places/stories/tv shows/etc. that you thought you knew.

J’ADORE REVIEWS!! Okay, “reviews” is probably not “reviews” in French, but I don’t know. I’m only in French 2, gosh!! Anyways, send them in by the ton, even if they’re scathingly critical!!

I’m really grateful for all readers and SPECTACULARLY APPRECIATIVE AND THANKFUL of all reviews and reviewers, and I’ll try to thank you guys as much as possible, but if I forget, I’m thanking you here!!

this was funny and i'll bet you'll fall for it too... and just so you know i don't really believe in the stuff about MySpace/AIM/Live Journal. and i don't know how to play solitaire. and i press the tv button all the time. but the rest, i fell for. =

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz.


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The Meaning of Strife reviews
Set a few years in the future, Massie Block and the Pretty Committee are sophomores and still ruling the social scene. Then Abby Boyd's mysterious younger sister shows up...but is she really all that she seems to be?
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 37,016 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Extreme Truth reviews
This is a oneshot based off of Extras, the 4th book in the Uglies Series. How did Frizz Mizuno come up with Radical Honesty...?
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
The Emancipation of My Thoughts: Naruto
Finally, I get to emancipate my thoughts on all things Naruto related! Well, this is my collection of poems, mostly free verse, and drabble about Naruto. Beware--I am a major lover of cheese, sap, and corn. LOL... Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,013 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Eye of the Osprey reviews
This is my first story for Fan Fiction .net. It's set in future Konohagakure and it's about Neji, his daughter, and his AWOL wife. I'm not going to give too much away cuz I want you to read it! and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Parallel Dimensions
This is a series of short stories about a watch called the Polytrix that is randomly bestowed upon random characters from random books, movies, TV shows, etc. The Polytrix takes them to other worlds and TONS of random funny stuff happens!
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,457 - Published: 12/21/2007