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Joined 12-19-07, id: 1448809, Profile Updated: 03-31-09
Author has written 10 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, Star Wars, Misc. Plays/Musicals, X-overs, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

NEW CLONE WARS STORY! Check out my new story, Flesh, which is about the Separstists and an attack on Shaak Ti's cruiser featuring Cad Bane, Asajj Ventress, Count Dooku, and the Jedi Hunter Droid!

30,000 WORDS! I've now archived 30,000 words! That's a whole lot of words! I hope to get to forty thousand sometime soon!

TWILIGHT GANGSTA RAP! Y'all better check out da Twilight Gangsta Rap!

SIXTH HUMOROUS STORY UP! The Ersatz Elevator chapter of my ASOUE parody, A Series of Hilarious and Unfortunate Events is up!

INSIDE THE MYSTERIOUS V.F.D.! The fifth chapter of the dark and mysterious War Hexagons brings you a question and answer session with the Quagmires, the Baudelaires, the Widdershins, Lemony Snicket, and a mysterious guest whose identity is revealed about V.F.D. and the schism. Indulge yourself in War Hexagons . Don't forget to explore the prequel too; Love Hexagons. More mysterious chapters will be surfacing soon.

NEW HILARIOUS CHAPTER! The fifth chapter of A Series of Hilarious and Unfortunate Events is up. Some reviewers say it's their favorite yet. It's one of my funniest chapters yet. So check out A Series of Hilarious and Unfortunate Events and experience the first five books of ASOUE completely messed-up, random, and extremely amusing.

I'M BACK! Yep, after months of fanfiction hibernation, I am back. Check out my first new update, the fourth chapter of War Hexagons.

HONK! What fine weather we're having! I am a new author so I am sorry if happen to make a mistake I am sorry. If you read my story, please review and check back soon for more updates. I love writing. This is a really short and boring bio. This is bad. Blah, blah, blah. I like food. And all but one of my stories is humorous. So, randomness, parodies, and humor rocks!

NEW RANDOM STORY! A Series of Unfortunate Events gets really random and humorous with my new story. Read A Series of Unfortunate and Random Events.

MYSTERIOUS NEW STORY! Enter the Dark Side of V.F.D. with War Hexagons.

BRAND-NEW HOMEPAGE! Please check out my home page and ask a question in the question section about my books or just say hi.

NAME ORIGIN: My pename is devised from two words, one of them being an onomatopoeia and the other being a description often used to describe an unattractive person. That is not why I chose this to be my penname. The reason is that I played the character of the Ugly Ducking (Ugly) in the musical HONK!. Put it all together and what do you get? Don't be an idiot.

MORE RANDOMNESS FROM THE DESK OF HONKUGLY! That's right folks. One of the funniest things I have ever written happens to be The Extreme X-over, a new story. This story has so many items pulled from so many movies, musicals, books, and who knows what else that it can't possibly be sane. It's hilarious in my opinion. Check it out!

HAVE A FAVORITE? What's your favorite book of mine? Check out the poll above. I'd like to know what the critics like, so they can have more of it.

20,000 WORDS UNDER THE SEA! I have written over 20,000 words now! WOOHOOO! A big chunk came from Love Hexagons.

REVIEW! On my stats, I see a lot of peeps read my stories. Which is great! Read them, read them! But please review. It helps me get better. Please give good or bad comments. (Or inappropriate comments(I often find these amusing)) But please review.

STUPID PARODY OF THOSE MILK POSTERS! Writing by Honk ugly, Brain by Milk. (I hate it when Lunch Ladies collect those posters. They drive me insane!)

CHARACTER OF THE WEEK! This is just for fun. It shows a character from each universe, their occupation, and their age.

HARRY POTTER: Harry Potter. Head of Auror Department at Ministry of Magic. 11-17.

ASOUE: Lemony Snicket. Researcher. ?.

STAR WARS: Yoda. Jedi Master. Around 900 years old.

HONK: The Turkey. Um, Turkey. Who cares?

MY FAVS! Here are some of my favorite things.

Movie: Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa

Song: Mercy by Duffy

Musical: The Lion King

Fanfic Author: My friend ACartoonDork

TV Show: Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Heroes, Saturday Night Live

Book: Any of Harry Potter, ASOUE, or His Dark Materials

Currently Reading: Outcast, Breaking Dawn

Color: Aquamarine


ASOUE: Klaus

Star Wars: Asajj Ventress, Shaak Ti, and Admiral Ackbar (IT'S A TRAP!)

Harry Potter: Hermione

The Lion King: Zazu or Scar

Eragon: Saphira


I like overnight shipping the best. LOL!

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Feeling by Darth KenObi-Wan reviews
Ahsoka meets Anakin's Force-ghost. Post-ROTJ, probably AU. One-shot. There is NOT going to be a sequel. Please stop asking!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Unfortunate Events: A Parody by Royal Typewriter reviews
It's a parody, 'nuff said. R & R. New Miserable Mill chapter!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Coconuts by Darth KenObi-Wan reviews
Obi-Wan and Anankin have a disagreement. What will happen when Mace overhears... I do actually know what coconuts are, just so peoples know.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Framing by Darth KenObi-Wan reviews
Anakin gets in trouble for a little incident involving paint and Mace Windu's speeder. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Ugly's dilemma by Pennyswan reviews
Ugly has to ask Penny out to the dance... but how? Note: Characters are not ducks or swans, but people. Based on the musical Honk!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2007
God Must Hate Me by Hermione Baudelaire reviews
Sequel to 'Everywhere' Ever wonder what Isadora was thinking in TEE? Wonder no more. (Even if you didn't wonder, review) PG13 for -gasp- graphic hand-holding. I'm so naughty, aren't I?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 11/1/2003
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Flesh reviews
When Count Dooku sends the Jedi Hunter Droid to rescue Cad Bane from Shaak Ti and her clones, Asajj Ventress realizes she must prove her worth to Dooku and intervenes.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - A. Ventress, Count Dooku
Twilight Gangsta Raps! reviews
This is a random rap about Twilight from Bella and Edward's point of view if they were gangstas. It also contains a rap with Jacob, Bella and friends if they were gangstas in New Moon and a rap about the events in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
War Hexagons reviews
The second installment in the lives of the Baudelaires, Widdershins, and Quagmires is being released to the public after the success of the romantic Love Hexagons. The teens must face the darker side of V.F.D. in this novella. Will they survive?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - VFD, Lemony S.
A Series of Hilarious and Unfortunate Events reviews
Dear Reader, If you are looking for a depressing book about the lives of intelligent and well-mannered orphans, look elsewhere. All you will find here is a Chinese taxi driver, a Broadway Chorus, and other nondepressing, hilarious objects.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sunny B., Klaus B.
The Ministry Of Magic
Many years after the second war against Voldemort, a young girl reluctantly attends a summer internship at the Ministry of Magic. There she is trusted to keep the secrets of the Ministry including the many found in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Anakin Gets The Pink Slip And Revenge reviews
What would of happened if Anakin was fired for being too aggriessive? How would he get revenge against the Jedi Order? What if Padme fought back too? How would Palpatine or Obiwan feel? Find out in this humorous and exciting novel! PG: Mild Violence
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Carmelita and the Magical Tap Shoes reviews
In the Grim Grotto, almost every character goes insane. Esme gets obsessed with noodles, Carmelita won't stop tapping, and Klaus gets a bloody nose. The insaneness returns in the Penultimate Peril and after The End. Rated PG: Slapping and Bloody Noses
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Carmelita S., Esme S. - Complete
The Extreme XOver reviews
Harry Potter ASOUE HONK mainly, but there is a bunch of stuff in here. It's hilarious! A must read fro anyone who has heard of any of these three things!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
HONK ing Off reviews
This is a really funny thing. It's not very long, but it's hilarious.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Love Hexagons reviews
True love comes at a price. The Baudelaires have returned. The teens live near each other. It sounds like a perfect love story. But mysteries of V.F.D. still surrond the Baudelaires. Rated PG: Violence and Love
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
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