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OK, so I posted my first poem yesterday on February 8, 2008. I am sorry for my grammatical mistakes but when I tried to fix them the site wouldn't let me. Also that poem struck me last night, so it's not as good as my other ones I have had. I start posting more poems soon, this time better and revised, so don't give up on me yet! Also if you could write to me telling me what topics I should approach in a poem, if I can, I will accept your request. Lastly, since I am still in an early age writing, please R&R kindly but also truly, as I need some constructive criticism. Thank you all, and wish me luck!
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Lets have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat then torturer it." The murderer spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it , then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, and have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."
I am SO the masochist! =.= MEOW!
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