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OK, so I posted my first poem yesterday on February 8, 2008. I am sorry for my grammatical mistakes but when I tried to fix them the site wouldn't let me. Also that poem struck me last night, so it's not as good as my other ones I have had. I start posting more poems soon, this time better and revised, so don't give up on me yet! Also if you could write to me telling me what topics I should approach in a poem, if I can, I will accept your request. Lastly, since I am still in an early age writing, please R&R kindly but also truly, as I need some constructive criticism. Thank you all, and wish me luck!

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Lets have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat then torturer it." The murderer spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it , then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, and have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."

I am SO the masochist! =.= MEOW!

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Infection by Angel1876 reviews
Lindsay isn't feeling too well suddenly. What will Heiter do? Warning, strong language, some abuse, and a twisted love story.
Human Centipede - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,027 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011
Dr Heiter's secrets by ForbiddenFantasist reviews
Here we go...the reason why this sick and evil man is the way he is...
Human Centipede - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
And the Blood of the Phoenix Runs the River Dry by The Jester Erebus reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Snape takes Harry with him to use for his own mysterious purposes. Soon, Harry is caught up in a tangled web of secrets, deceit, and betrayal as he slowly comes to terms with his imprisonment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Life Or Death Wish List by Graffiti2DMyHeart reviews
JD is madly in love with Dr. Cox and when he finally musters up the courage to confess...something tragic happens. Now Perry needs to find the one person who can give him salvation. He just wishes someone would look at him DAMMIT. JDCox
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,090 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
The Beggining by Angel1876 reviews
This is how it all started, how the man named Heiter got the idea to make the Human Centipede.
Human Centipede - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Wrong by Angel1876 reviews
Sometimes, even though it's wrong, it feels right. Heiter/Lindsay, oneshot.
Human Centipede - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Complete
Syndromia by idreamedofstardust reviews
Abby came to Germany for her own reasons. She didn't expect to be picked up by two Americans, drugged/kidnapped, then question whether the madman responsible for her predicament was actually mad. But reason is overrated and centipedes make bad pets.
Human Centipede - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,096 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Complete
Watching Alan Rickman Movies with Harry by Sevix reviews
When Snape finds out about the extremely talented Alan Rickman, he becomes more than just a fan. Now Harry is wondering why he ever bought a DVD player. Warnings:HP/SS Slash. Sexual Content. Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,773 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Pete and I are intercoursing each other by yeshornberger reviews
What if Paula had reacted differently when she had heard those words. Pete/Liz in later chapters.
30 Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Liz L., Pete H.
Don't be such an Infant! by rosenquist reviews
Jim doesn't follow his friend Bones' order as always, when he said, "Don't be such an infant." Gen. Kidfic. Unbetaed for now. Continued!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
The Longest Night by Aelan Greenleaf reviews
An escape from Stone Mountain has some serious consequences for Jack and Liz. Spoilers for Stone Mountain.
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Liz L., Jack D.
Apple Schnapps Sweetheart by FanSlewFantasy reviews
GerIta, Bondage, BDSM, Violence, fluff... pretty messed up over all. Could almost be PWP. But as the author I can assure you there is subtext if you squint. M for a reason. Yaoi, if you don't like be so Decent as to not read. Thank you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
MWSG Drabbles by vindictive-much reviews
A series of slash drabbles of the movie The Men Who Stare at Goats. Lyn/Bob.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010
Love In The Dungeons by AskMe reviews
It was a strange place to do it. but then again, they are strange people to be doing it at all. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Together Through It All by ghotay reviews
SS/HP Rated M for smut. Harry comes to visit Severus late one night. A passionate encounter follows, intermingled with doubts and fears, but by the end their relationship is stronger than ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
More Than Blood Shall Spill by teecrushfic reviews
When Harry loses his ability to feel, Snape steps in to show him the error of his ways. AU, 6th year post-Sirius' death. Self-harm, non-con
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Noctem by TheQuiet reviews
AU. "Go and wake Severus," Albus instructed Harry, "Do nothing else, speak to nobody else." The Lightning-Struck Tower HBP Revisited: What if Harry would have had enough time to speak to Snape the night of Dumbledore's death? Snarry. Slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince's Signature by fyren galan reviews
Harry doesn't discover the identity of the Half-Blood Prince while chasing after the killer of his beloved Headmaster. He finds out in an entirely more pleasant way. AU, Harry/Severus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Gap Between by McStories reviews
Pavel Chekov is just the weird kid who helps steer the ship, and Len McCoy's happy to leave it like that. When a late-night visit to sickbay forces him to see Chekov as more, it sets McCoy on a path he never would have anticipated.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,952 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/17/2010 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
H20 by Chuckney reviews
It’s one of the things Scotty had insisted on: that he be given quarters with a proper old-fashioned H20 shower, “and not any o’ that sonic crap.” " Scotty and Chekov take a shower together, established relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
House Arrest by Vulcan Tribble reviews
There's not much to do under house arrest. Except, you know, becoming Jack Frost's new elf. Pairing: FrostBern Jack Frost and Bernard Contains slash, which is guy on guy lovin'. You been warned.
The Santa Clause - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
How to be Conniving by Blood Moon505 reviews
Summary: Diego meets a female tiger one day while he hunts, a female tiger that seems determined to make Diego fall for a certain Sloth… R&R please!
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,359 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Diego, Sid - Complete
My Muffins by Graffiti2DMyHeart reviews
Dr. Cox feels funny about JD, something he just can't figure out. Maybe love? But what happens when JD falls into depression and becomes a sugar addict. Whats up with the muffins? JDCox
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,615 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
My Doppelganger Experience by turnonmy-charm reviews
After General City Hospital is forced to close down, some of their Staff is transferred over to Sacred Heart. When they arrive, The Sacred Heart gang notice some similarities... Now Completed. Thank you for everything!
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,372 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
My Car Chase My Stages Of Grief by She'sAManiac reviews
Idiopathic Pulmonary Fibrosis. That’s what my doctor called it, and it’s what I call it, but really it’s a corruption of the lungs. JDOX, JDA, some DCA.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,276 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
My Captain by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
When young Jonathan Dorian is captured by a mass of bloody pirates, his life takes a turn for the worst. But after the storm there is always a calm; and this calm is known as Captain Percival Cox. AU.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,930 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Because You're Mine by Ms. Padfoot reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursley's by Severus Snape. What he tells Harry leaves him stunned. Who is my father?...I am. Not all is as it was believed to be. Who really is meant to be the 'Saviour of the Wizarding World? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 611,455 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Offerings by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry tries to find relief for his pain in submitting to Severus, but his offering is not enough for either of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rules of Storytelling by Emily Waters reviews
It would have been fine if the boy had the common sense to be intimidated by him. But no. Snape glares, Harry smiles, life goes on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Time and Time Again by Mottlemoth reviews
Snarry; complete. Spoilers for 7th book! DH compliant... yes, really. It's eleven days since the fall of Voldemort and Harry still can't look away. Rated M for smutty slash. Romance, angst, drama, smut, the lot. Reviews very welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,295 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Love Potion by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Hoping to impress a certain blonde doctor, JD buys his love interest a special gift, but when that gift falls into the wrong hands, unexpected feelings begin to develop...
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,279 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Pirate Romance JimxSilver by Mass Murder Spree reviews
Jim and silver slash. Jimk is in love with Silver and doesnt know what to do.
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2009
Birthday Surprises by Laurenke1 reviews
For years Severus Snape did not like celebrating his birthday but can one Golden Gryffindor change that? Slash, smut, SSHP, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brunette by CSI Salyards reviews
Gentlemen prefer blondes, or so the saying goes. Perhaps that explained why House always preferred brunettes. One brunette in particular. Hameron. One-Shot.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Like the Pieces of a Puzzle by The Jester Erebus reviews
Harry deals with the feelings he has for a certain professor. Companion fic to "Like a Moth to the Flame."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Memories by The Jester Erebus reviews
Every time he gazed into Albus Severus' eyes, he saw something different. Albus Severus/Snape, mentions of Snape/Harry and Snape/Lily. Mild slash, nothing graphic. If you do not approve of slash, please, do not proceed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
My Second Childhood by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
It's been a month since JD awoke from his accidental hypnotism, but after a seemingly harmless nap in the on-call room, Perry finds both himself and his protege in a rather familiar situation.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,835 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Pulses by Flash Gator reviews
A short one shot focusing on our favourite 20th century red head, his robot best friend and their complicated sex life. Light lemon scene.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
The Holiday From Hell by Netrixie reviews
In which Harry yells, Sirius is embarrassed, and Severus is snuggled on. Snarry, slash, SSHP-- good bye, dear readers...this is MannyWitch- i fixed the underlines and italics- sorry about that...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Our Background Faces by She'sAManiac reviews
They’re the unknowns of Sacred Heart. Like extras in a stupid TV show that’ve only been given small parts for the hell of it, they mince around the hospital doing small, unrecognised things when they can. So let’s switch the dial, just for this one time.
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Cloistered by RaeWhit reviews
Translation of Sioban Parker's "Cloîtré". During fifth year, Harry is stunned to discover that in a previous life he was a novice in a monastery. And that Snape was there with him… HP/SS SLASH. **Please note that Sioban Parker has written a sequel to this story (Dec 2012). Once I've translated it, it will be posted under my account as a translation.**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,631 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Gesellschaft by Novocain reviews
.:This is how they did it all wrong:. Written for AlinaLotus. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,710 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Our Bittersweet Victory by She'sAManiac reviews
The USA presidential announcement sparks debate amongst the Sacred Heartians. Oneshot. Sorry if my facts arn't right, I was up at 7:23 am doing this!
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - John D./J.D. - Complete
My Flair for The Dramatic by removal-requestedplease reviews
Snape wants nothing more than be left alone. Hopefully Harry, Dumbledore, and some insane chess pieces can convince him otherwise. Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snapshots by cominghome28 reviews
Title has changed, purpose is the same. One-shots and drabbles focusing on various daily events in the lives of the sometimes-happily married couple, Snape and Harry. M-rated graphic sexual content ahead, as well as a serious dose of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
My New Life by She'sAManiac reviews
A sequel to "My Son". Sam begins to adapt to his dads strange life, and after an odd dinner party with his dads friends, starts to make his own. Rated K for language. COMPLETE.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Oh No, Not the Sniffles! by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Severus Snape has a cold. Harry Potter intends to take advantage. After all, it’s impossible to be intimidating with a cherry for a nose. Snarry, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Dirtnap by Wolfish-Insanity reviews
NO LONGER BEING UPDATED. The janitor has a new plan up his sleeve, and this one's brutal. Can Dr. Cox save JD in time? Crap summary, see inside for full details. Warnings: slash, character death, kind of dark. Full warnings for each chapter inside.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
The WWW by angelic1hp reviews
What happens when the internet comes to Hogwarts? Crack!fic. HrG, HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Always by webbswoman reviews
A series of drabbles about the partnership that is Starsky and Hutch.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008
ED, much? by Wolfish-Insanity reviews
The Daily Show/The Colbert Report While Jon and Stephen are having a nice night, Jon discovers he has a problem. How will Stephen respond? silly little story. Warnings: slash, sexual innuendo, but nothing explicit.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Bath Time by Lee Lee Potter reviews
Harry recovers a memory of young Severus Snape in the bath. Snarry. Harry is very young in his memory, but since nothing sexual actually happens, I'm NOT going to call this chan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Road Trip by She'sAManiac reviews
Rowdy was sold to a guy in Austin. To get him back, JD must travel for three days in a van to get him back from a Taxidermy Competition. But with the Janitor and Dr Cox in tow, this is gonna be one hell of a road trip! No romance, sorry. COMPLETE!
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
My Long Week by She'sAManiac reviews
Yet another JD/Cox fanfic. JD bets Dr Cox that he cant survive a week without his protégé. Yes, I'm still doing My Road Trip, but this is a fluffy break from it. Enjoy! COMPLETE!
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
The Deal by Hecateslover reviews
SSHP- AU- Harry and Sev make a deal in Harry's seventh year. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Hypnotism by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
A hypnotist visits Sacred Heart to share his recent findings. JD and Dr. Cox aren't very impressed, until, well...until things don't go over exactly as planned.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,703 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Zim's In Lurrrrve by cherieluvsbboy reviews
The only thing that could make Zim this OOC is his life mate. ZADR, zim and dib romance, smutty fluffiness.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
My Confession by She'sAManiac reviews
When J.D learns that simple headaches and a bad temper are more serious then he thought, he finds out why his friends won't let this horrific turn of events get in the way of their friendship. JDP Jelliot Turla. COMPLETE!
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Dark by Wolfish-Insanity reviews
The Daily Show John Oliver/Rob Riggle. Themes Challenge Warnings: slash, implied sexual situations
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Hearts and Bludgers by The Jester Erebus reviews
Sequel to Catching the Snitch. Harry still can't keep his mind off of Snape. What's a Chosen One to do? Snarry slash! Don't read if you disapprove!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Smitten by Ms-Figg reviews
An underaged Hermione stalks Severus Snape. Very OOC, very unlikely scenario, written as a role reversal of "The Smitten Pedophile" Exploratory. No sex. See A/N for more details. AU/AR, COMPLETE, Oneshot, Other, Parody, UST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Smitten Pedophile by Ms-Figg reviews
Exploratory. No sex. A response to censorship entries AU/AR, COMPLETE, M/F, Minor, UST
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Come Undone by sussiekitten reviews
AU - Ever fallen in love with a teacher? Eragon hadn't until he started university. And from there it only seemed to go downhill. That was, until that fateful day after work. M/E, Slash
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Inner Turmoil by Nigiri Ashika reviews
Bossy Doctor kissed Girly Doctor!" Not my best work.
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
His Secret by Shadydrmr reviews
Kelso stared at him for a moment, trying to figure out how he could get a picture of this almost pleading pose the mightier than thou doctor had freely thrown himself into. “Look, Bobbo, I need a favor.” JD/cox slash
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
A Place to Call Home by webbswoman reviews
This is basically my version of how Will and Jack first met, the story starts off when Will is about ten. It will be Slash. More detailed summary inside. Complete!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Order of the Phoenix Movie Parody by julvett reviews
Because the movies just aren't the same as the books. Please- no one read this. I'm not deleting it because of the kind reviews, but don't waste your time reading it, it isn't amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,823 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Green eyes by Darkness-Fairy reviews
Timmy sees someone in his dreams m/m supposed to be one shot may be longer if I get enough Reviews
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Timmy, Cosmo
My Foreign Language by L J Groundwater reviews
JD tries to bond with Doctor Cox, much to Cox's annoyance. Carla and Elliot worry about about their bodies being less than perfect, and Turk just can't seem to get out of the line of fire. Please read and review my first Scrubs fic!
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by Deathofme reviews
[Snape Hermione] Page 197 from 'Lolita'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blame it on the Mistletoe by Mistress Vamp reviews
Non-Magic: With the help of his son, Severus Snape finds out the real meaning of Christmas. Snarry; implications of other pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Quarrels Of The Mind by Flash Gator reviews
Okay, got frustrated because no one seems to write these. This is a Flippy x Evil Flippy slash oneshot. Don't like? Then search elsewhere for your reading material. After another short killing spree, Flippy reflects on his darker side.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Stages of Love Joker and Harley Style by AmetheSecond reviews
The love story of a psycho and a psycho clown. It's Joker, it's Harley ... it's love! Or something like it. Because Harley loves her Puddin'. Warnings for domestic violence and violence in general. Hurtcomfort without the comfort. JokerHarley Q.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Two Lockets by Acid and Sinick reviews
Harry, Snape, and the grim old house that keeps its secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,185 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Morning After by Zion-chan reviews
Harry is an adult now...What is he to do? Snarry warning!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Tough Day by xTimshelx reviews
Dr. Cox gets upset and J.D. is the one to pay for it. NOT JDCox! rated for content.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2007
The Quiet Professor by Zelucius reviews
Hermione Granger, the new nurse at Hogwarts, has new, if not old, enemies after her. HG/SS. Note: This is a first attempt at fanfiction and incredibly old. Here only for sentimental reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,752 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Public Display by grimm018 reviews
Drabble. In an attempt to publicly embarrass Harry, Snape calls him to the front of the great hall. Snarry. T for suggestiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Never Again by The Phantom of Hogwarts reviews
Harry's in for a surprise on Easter, when, after he and Snape were forced to spend a summer together, Snape makes a proposal he can't refuse. Nonslash, a oneshot, originally written for a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Potion by CBas reviews
When Harry accidentaly takes a love potion, he finds himself falling for the last person he expected. HarrySnape. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,394 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Stolen Glance by Rebel-Ravenclaw reviews
A Josh Groban Song Fic of “So She Dances”. Severus Snape spies on an unsuspecting Hermione with interesting results. Short one shot from Severus’s point of view. AngstUST
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Furry Matchmaking by septentrion reviews
Crookshanks is not pleased with his mistress' choice of partner, and decides to take things in his own paws. Story nominated for the 2006 OWL awards. Featured story on Ashwinder for May 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unforgettable by looneyluna reviews
Severus and Hermione must suffer the effects of a Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes experiment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,464 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What do you mean Snape’s not a Studmuffin? by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Pansy Parkinson’s little sister has a crush on Snape. Angry, confused, and a little nauseated, Pansy goes searching for her. Only to discover that Lolita’s got nothing on the younger Miss Parkinson…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Pansy P., Severus S. - Complete
Tears of Stone by Alabaster Storm reviews
I wonder what Dumbledore would think if he knew what his Head Girl was doing right now, Highness? The romantic tale of Ginny and Snape. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Against His Will by Shiemi reviews
COMPLETE! Slytherins gang up and curse Harry. What kind of curse was it? He discovers when he sees Snape and starts acting strange! SNARRY humour with sexual situations. ENDS IN FLUFF! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Sleeping Lolita by trouble in my veins reviews
An iceberg, a peek of milkwhite collarbone. A poem. RemusGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Ginny W., Remus L. - Complete
One Year by manufactured chaos reviews
It's been a year since he died. Vagueness, language, probable OOCness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete
Keep Me Warm by Sofa King Danny reviews
Butters and Cartman are thrown out of South Park for criminal acts they committed. But they have one more thing to say.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
HexCrossed Lovers by HPRndRobin reviews
COMPLETED! Slash - HPSS - Harry and Severus are caught in the cross fire of two hexes, forcing them to be in each others presence for a month.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
First Time by GoddessByline reviews
I crept from the room I occupied at number 12 Grimmauld Place, across the hall to Professor Snape’s door and stood there for a moment wondering if I was doing the right thing or making a big mistake. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Different Life by Charma1219 reviews
Severus Snape reluctantly saves 5-year-old Harry Potter from his relatives
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,564 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Friendship and Beyond by Slrmn82 reviews
COMPLETE How far will Harry go to protect his friends? May contain sshp in later chapters, also hgrw
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 71,248 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Breathing In Lightening by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
[Completed]Hermione learns Snape is not all he's cracked up to be. He has reasons that can make anyone wonder and a life as complicated as a maze without a way out. She trys to change his ways, but can she?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Karaoke Show by asa-chan reviews
Albus Dumbledore has the great idea to hold a Karaoke contest at Hogwarts! Everyone has to participate, teachers and students alike. The winner receives his truest heart desire. But the real reason behind this? Two certain stubborn fools. SSHP and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,062 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Denial by shortie is back reviews
My name is Joseph Pulitzer, and I am a pedophile
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Complete
Won't I? reviews
I am new at this and this is my first post. This is a poem about the last few minutes of a rape victim and her thoughts told from first person point of view and this is only under the Bible section because it has some of a religious feel to it!R&R be kind
Bible - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete