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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Lupin by Lyndai reviews
This is a story that takes place in New Moon. Some how Bella has the werewolf blood line, and she transforms...right in front of Jacob! Please R&R, BXJ , PS:Lupin is a female werewolf in French or something like that... hope you like it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Cruel Fate to meat by Lyndai reviews
Back before Edward was tured he was to be married, but to who? Like they say, when you are changed you forget little things like that, but what if she was also a moster like you...or greater? Is Bella really a danger magnet or is someone out to get her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/22/2008
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Starshine by The Darkest Sunshines reviews
What happened to Bella to make her so upset... what did Alice take from her and does she despise all of the Cullen's, so the title is opt. so help me out, please put ur suggestions in any rvws, not updating until i reach 30 . BXE NO FLAMES R&R PLEAS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008
Only Time Will Tell by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
My Dr Acula by Robyn-Enjolras reviews
Dr Carlisle Cullen joins the staff at Sacred Heart! R&R, please! No flames. I dare say, the title is quite amazing, eh? ScrubsxTwilight. Formerly co-authored by MelodicLilacs CHAPTER 7 UP! Is there something jellicle going on between Rosalie and JD?
Crossover - Scrubs & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - John D./J.D., Carlisle
THAT girl by IsabellaMarieAntoinette reviews
Bella was alive in the early 1900s when Edward was. Somewhere in Chicago, when Bella's school burns down, their paths will cross. Edward is still THAT BOY. Will Bella be THAT GIRL? Full summary inside. Chapter 19 is posted!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007
Self Tanner by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pivoted in the mirror, staring at my naked, orange body. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, after all. [Edward ponders the effects of Self Tanner on a vampire.] [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
CRESCENT DAWN by Feathers Kiss reviews
My take on what I think happens after Eclipse.B & E are faced with not only the dangers of telling her parents about their engagement,but also the consequences of their ever building lust for one another. Come see how it all unfolds! NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,743 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Emmett and an interesting day by SWEET-STUFF063 reviews
Edward goes to hunt for a day, bella gets pancake on her face, and Emmett gets hit on by a gay guy. What else could happen? AFTER ECLIPSE! It may not sound amazing, but I promise its better inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Emmett, Bella
A New Beginning by ScarlettInk reviews
Edward took the risk and changed Bella. But, Bella struggles to control her power and her blood lust. One fateful night, she comes dangerously close to killing a human. Through this all, will their love still flourish? How long is forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,272 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
Better Left Unknown by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Crackfic. Just a bit of stupid fun. Don't read if you have no sense of humor. Bella and Emmett watch his favorite show, so Emmett can teach Bella something very disturbing about Edward...One-shot. Short.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
The Cullen Show by Kindergartener-at-Heart reviews
DISCONTINUED. Alice, Rosalie, and Bella are sisters who are going on a cruise in the summer. Jasper, Emmett, and Edward are having a game show on the same cruise ship. What will happen when the sisters are accidentally put onto the show?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Snowed In by kiss me eddie reviews
What happens when Edward and Jacob get snowed in at Bella's house? How will they get out? Can Edward and Jacob get along? And how will Charlie react to Edward being forced to spend the night? My first fanfic so please R&R! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007
Sight of Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Bella's newest worst nightmare. Disturbing. Twisted. Insane. Not for the weak of mind or stomach. M for explicit gore and horror. Drabble, almost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Mondlicht by Nicole Cullen reviews
Bella was a vampire when she moved to Forks in search of a new life. What will occur when she meets the Cullens and more importantly Edward? Bella learns first hand that your past always catches up with you. Only, it can be both good or bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,162 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dinner Party by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Bella prepares to have a diner party with her soon to be vampire family, with her very observant and suspicious mother. But first Edward has to convince Bella to agree to this embarrasing situation. *Hiatus*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,853 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rebirth by ForbalaTheGreen reviews
that's right! the adventures of the twilight cast in hell! what happens when bella dies, goes to party-hell, meets the cullens, falls in life-after-death love, and gets mike arrested? read to find out! AU. mike is a necrophile!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
The Romantic Times InBetween by itsallgonegrey reviews
The flufy, romantic times when Edward and Bella are alone! I love fluff, so expect there to be a lot of it. Yes I know my summary stinks, but people say it awesome and cute! Enjoy :D Stories stand alone...May be OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Break Down by yami1234 reviews
I couldn't take this anymore, I just wanted to let it all out. I fell to my knees, as something wet fell down my face. I suddenly felt her arms wrap around me. BXE.Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8539 - Favs: 7,945 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Edward's Pain by xxDeath's Daughterxx reviews
Edward left Bella alone, thinking she would be safe. Now she’s dead. Can his family save him in time before he reaches Volterra. And how will the Cullens cope with Bella’s death. Sequel to Night Alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
Professor Swan by Mademoiselle-Carl reviews
Bella was changed, but not by Edward. A mistake, a misunderstood situation, resulted in their separation for 25 long years. What happens when Edward unknowingly enrolls in a college course taught by none other than Professor Bella Swan? BxE. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hearts Are Breaking Everyday by JackieWackie reviews
Bella never jumped, she married Jacob instead, but what happens if Jacob finally does imprint? What if Bella was pregnant? When Bella finally gives birth to her baby who will show their faces? Read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,186 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Electricity by Pearledtears reviews
This story happens in Twilight, when Bella and Edward are in Biology, and they feel an electric current flowing between them... What will happen. Where will this lead to? Please read it's my first fanfiction!Rated T just in case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Foreign Affairs by Ellenedwardforever reviews
Edward and Bella pose as French immigrants. Really funny..... Eclipse spoilers... Read on....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
My World Redone by Cheerios13 reviews
After a hit to the head, Bella finds herself on the first day of school. Still remembering everything about the Cullens, Bella tries to reform her life and her relationship with a reluctant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
No Emmett, That Is NOT Food! by xedwardxloverx reviews
Edward thinks Bella's acting depressed. So what does he do? Gets her a pet! But Emmett...read to find out. Rated T cause I always squeeze in some ExB fluff in all of my stories, cause I love it. THE LAST CHAPTER IS NOW POSTED! Yours Truly, Jen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction is Scary! by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
What Bella Likes by Iamwiththewolf reviews
Should this be rated M? - written for yayme2012's challenge
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Bella - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
A Little Priest by theenvylover reviews
Edward and Alice joke about just letting go and feasting one the city. my 20th story! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
When She Dreams by Moonlight Honeysuckle reviews
You never do find out what Edward does when Bella's asleep. Does he stay by her side like he says? What does he think about during those long moonlight hours? One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Blink by SillyIsabella reviews
Edward and Bella sit down to study Calculus, but Edward has a hard time trying to be her teacher. A oneshot for all of you who are looking for something different. Original story. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liquor by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella, Emmett, liquor and Ho Hos. That's all I need to say, I think [BellaEmmett FRIENDSHIP]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Chocolate by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward, Bella, and a pot of melted chocolate. [A lot less kinky than it sounds] [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
The Dining Experience by LeighK81 reviews
I am not going to give much away in the summary. The title itself gives enough of it away. EXB. Very OOC. Takes place after Eclipse. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Heat by Saiyachick reviews
What exactly did Bella keep mumbling during the chapter Fire and Ice, in Eclipse? OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Wizard of Forks by theenvylover reviews
Edward tells Bella a bedtime story about her wonderful adventures in the magical land of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Boy and His Frog by PandaFire McMango reviews
Not a songfic. Sort of AU: Joanne's eulogy at Angel's funeral. Chapters may follow if I ever get the chance.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Angel D., Joanne J. - Complete
Happy Meal Toys by Saiyachick reviews
When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight the Musical by theenvylover reviews
Twilight rewritten as a humorous musical. Same concept as Chicago, which you don't have to see to understand. Bella sees the most dramatic parts of her life in song. i might be a horrible person because i personally think that this is friggin hilarious!XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007
Thriller by theenvylover reviews
Bella flips through the channels at Edward's house and finds what she least expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Wishes by Saiyachick reviews
When Edward wishes for Bella could relive her childhood just once, he gets more than he bargains for when he and the rest of the Cullen family find a five year old Bella. How will a day with the child Bella go?/Sequel is up/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Safe Harbor by Skipper Pompeii reviews
A storm is a powerful thing. What does Bella and Edward do when one rolls in a day they're in Port Angeles? WINNER of the Summer Lovin' contest on Pelirroja's Fanfiction site.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Bella Gets Hiccups by theenvylover reviews
What happens when Bella gets the hiccups at the Cullen household?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And They Thought Vampires Ruled by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
They always knew Bella was different. But they can't even imagine just how different she really is. Something happens on her 18th birthday that will change her life forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,891 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete