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Author has written 17 stories for NCIS, and Final Fantasy XII.
First of all, yes. I know I spelled "caffeine" wrong on my username, get over it and stop PMing me!! I could change it, but I won't.
Age: None of your business! Never ask a girl that, unless you want slapped; if you guess, guess low!
Hobbies: FanFiction, reading, shopping of craigslist (don't you love that site?), and watching brainless movies
If you ever need advice, someone to pray for you, or just someone to vent to, I will always listen (or read)! You may be half a world away, I probably have never met you, but I'll be there for you if you need someone! ;)
Anyone need proof of Global Warming?
A little personal pick-me up for anyone who stresses over their weight For all those people out there, other teenage girls especially, don't let anyone tell you how you should look. Be happy with the way you are, okay? If you're fat, be the best fat person you can be! If you're skinny, be the best skinny person you can be!
For years, I was the fat kid. Picked last for sports, cut first in dance. I couldn't shop for clothes with my friends, because we weren't even close to the same size. Then I got really sick, and went from 130 down to 99lbs, and people accused me of being anorexic. Trust me, you can't please people. Its not even worth trying, so don't stress over it. Find whats healthy for you, and as long as you're happy and healthy, that's all that matters, okay? My dad would always tell me "illegitimi non carborundum"; meaning "don't let the bastards get you down." ;)
If any of you are those f@#ing aholes who've ever made fun of someone for their weight, or who thinks fat is ugly, take a look at this, and I dare you to tell me this is how a human being should look! http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1941/And+You+Think+Fat+Is+Ugly/
Also, find out the truth about weight and your health! http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6xUef_FRxE
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"Whenever a man does a profoundly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest intentions."
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible." -Albert Eintein
"See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."-Robin Williams
"When it is dark enough, you can see the stars." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"History repeats itself because no one was listening the first time." -Anonymous
"All generalizations are dangerous, even this one." -Alexandre Dumas
You always learn something even if you don’t know it.- Jewish proverb
Baka wa shinanakya naoranai. There is no cure/medicine for an idiot.- Japanese proverb
Wanting is more pleasurable than having - Vulcan proverb
Zevel ze zevel. Crap is crap.-Hebrew saying
Favorite TV Shows
NCIS, Mythbusters, Big Bang Theory, Penn and Teller: Bulls...
Four Rooms (poor Ted), Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Pulp Fiction
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Nerds like comics and card games. Geeks like trig and reading. If you are one or both, copy this and paste it into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.
If you've ever copied and pasted from someone's profile, copy this into your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you stinkin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
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