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Joined 12-20-07, id: 1449544, Profile Updated: 12-09-08
Author has written 12 stories for Bleach, and Hellsing.

Hey-o everybody!

I know that I'm not so good at the writing thing, but bear with me!

If you happen to be a fan of any of my series, feel free to email me, I need help with the ideas occasionally.

I only read stories of series I've already read/watched everything for so I have an idea what's going on and don't get hit by a spolier

At present I have read/watched: Hellsing, Naruto, Bleach, D.Gray-Man

I am in the process of reading Death Note

I have written stories for Bleach and Hellsing

I've been taking a break, well I've had a break forced upon me recently, so I'm planning to get things together again soon


The Story I am writing now is A Very Sereitei Christmas, the sequel to Valentines in Sereitei.

The way I'm writing this is based on reviews: five reviews that are just one sentence or not very helpful OR

one good review, that means a comment on my grammar, structure and storyline

So when I get one of those two I'll update the next chapter as soon as it's ready.

It's two chapters long now with five reviews until I release the next chapter.

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Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 219,451 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 3/10/2008
My First Vacation by RazorCardz01 reviews
Aizen decides to give the Espada a week off in the Human World. Unfortunately, a near death experience prevents them from traveling back to Hueco Mundo. Now they must learn to live like mortals until they can find a way back home.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,087 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
You're Gay! by kelayna reviews
Ichigo finds out a little too much about Yumichika and complications arise... and hilarity ensues
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Yumichika A.
A Series of Tales Full of Hilariousness by RadicalEd57 reviews
A multiple chapter fic of the Bleach people and their high school adventures. Horribly cliche, but original! Shounen ai/yaoi, het, multiple pairings, CRACK, AU. I'm not really into writing AUs anymore, but I'll still update this. Gin's still pranking!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,450 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Tangled Chains by phoenixtears07 reviews
Kanda and Allen go together like cats and dogs. But then, Innocence had a twisted sense of humor. Yullen. ON HIATUS!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Dude, where’s my Y chromosome? by Pickman's Secret reviews
Urahara loves his practical jokes, but he's never managed to pull one on Ichigo. After accidentally going too far in order to surprise Ichigo, the young Shinigami ends up with two big problems that are sure to ruin his life as he knows it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,061 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Ichigo K.
Hotarubi by Pachinko-candies reviews
Summary: Toushiro Histugaya is on the receiving end of this dual edged sword. And playing naïve is one thing he can at least do at this point along with the appearance of the all knowing Hyorinmaru Rin-chan to help speed along things.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - G. Ichimaru, T. Hitsugaya
When BLEACH characters read BLEACH fanfiction by Squeakychiona reviews
This is what happens when the characters of BLEACH read the BLEACH fanfictions. A lot of scarring and emotional damage. Some crack, some thought. It all starts when a curious soul reaper discovers the internet. Read and Review Please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
His Other Day Job by VioTanequil reviews
Abarai Renji had never believed in taicho-fukutaicho bonding. Well, excuse me, if your taicho happened to be the same taicho which he had, then yes, bonding was completely out of the question. Completely out of the question. Sequel to Breakdown.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Breakdown by VioTanequil reviews
Too much is too much. With the approach of spring, Kuchiki Byakuya's patience and tolerance for all things stupid is wearing thin. A prank played by Renji does not help matters. Slightly OOC Byakuya. Prequel to His Other Day Job.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Return of Gin by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Gin returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2008 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Good Morning, Byakuya by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Drinking wasn't something Byakuya enjoyed. Especially when he had to wake up next to his captain.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Evolution by girl.of.horror reviews
unohana....byakuya....zaraki...the strange origins of their trademarks...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007
The Return of Aizen by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
Aizen returns.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2007 - S. Aizen, Byakuya K. - Complete
So, Five Espada Were Sitting on a Couch by Bjorn reviews
Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Q and A by brandeee reviews
[Crack drabble] Aizen has a very important question for Gin.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2007 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Operation Bancouch by brandeee reviews
[Crack] In which Tousen and Wonderwice bravely venture into the depths of the home improvement store.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Tousen K., Wonderweiss M. - Complete
Why Do Men Like Boobs? by YourADDBuddy reviews
Rukia has a question. One every girl would like to ask and every guy is afraid to answer. 'Why do men like boobs'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Creation of Nemu by YourADDBuddy reviews
Mayuri and Zaraki have a friendly heart to heart. You know, Captain to Captain. 'You just couldn't get laid.'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Better Than Me by Hakanaki reviews
Aizen does regret some things, even if Gin doesn't seem to. After all, she tasted and smelled like innocence. AizenGin, implied AizenHinamori and GinKira
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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A Very Sereitei Christmas reviews
Essentially the sequel to Valentines in Sereitei. One day for the shinigami we know and love to cause as much trouble as they want! Pairings are ByakuFong, ShunNanao, RenRuki, ShirouMomo, and I'll add to it later.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng
What If? reviews
Have you ever thought on where your story could have divulged. A daydream of what could have been for a Silver Fox and his Chrysanthenum.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
Ten Ways to Annoy an Espada reviews
Yamamoto's drunk! And he forces the captains of the Gotei Thirteen to write lists of how they annoy their fukutaichos! Oneshot a little implied but nothing too lemony! New people to annoy! Ten ways to annoy the Espada!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Should Your Captain Fall reviews
A series of oneshots in which each captain of the Gotei 13 dies. Big emo warning for people who don't like death n' stuff. It's finally complete! Review for the possibility of bonus chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
The Ten Tasks of Kurosaki Ichigo reviews
Read the title, or the story, it's your choice. Recommend you read The Ten Tasks of Abarai Renji first
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Ten Tasks of Abarai Renji reviews
Read the title! Or the story, whatever. K because of Renji's pick-up line.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Renji A. - Complete
Choose Your Poison reviews
Mayuri is being indicted at soul society? Whatever for? THERE! I made you an extra chapter! Are you happy now!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Mayuri K. - Complete
Valentines Day in Seireitei reviews
Think Valentines day is just for the living? The events unfold as all Shinigami have the fourteenth of february off to seek true love! The story is now complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
The Truth reviews
Ishida decides to tell the students of Karakura the truth, but can they handle it? Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Uryuu I. - Complete
When captains have nothing better to do reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. Up to four chapters now, fifth will be in by next week.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Smoke And Mirrors reviews
Better known as Ten Shinigami who aren't what they seem. A list of Shinigami who have decieved those around them.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
A Hellsing Christmas Carol reviews
Integra gets visited by three ghosts, Alucard gets Victoria drunk and Walter wears his monocle to bed?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete