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I am active on TUMBLR almost every day. I'm starting to get back into Wattpad.

Current Projects

Ways to piss of the Akatsuki: SCENARIOS - Slow Updates. In progress.

I'm going to let you all know now. I do appreciate constructive criticism. Please don't crash and burn my stories, but help me to improve them. If you see a mistake in grammar or spelling, please let me know so I can fix it and not make that mistake in the future! I'm not a perfect writer and I won't pretend to be. Thank you!

Possible Upcoming Stories

Secret Memories - While trying out an untested space-time jutsu, Tobi is transported to another world. With no idea where he is and no way to get back home, he thinks himself lucky his woman found him. Wait, his?! And why the fuck is he a blasted cat?! Tobi/ObitoxOC. Alternate Summary: The memories from those years ago were painful. He caught himself wondering if it was all even real, and would immediately stop those thoughts. Of course they were real! After all, he had the proof etched into his flesh. Tobi/ObitoxOC.

A Different Outcome - Sequel to Secret Memories. No summary yet. Tobi/Obito UchihaxOC.

Psychosis - Waking up in the Narutoverse was exciting and terrifying at the same time. I didn't have any ninja abilities, so what could I change? Many things! I was going to change the world! But first, to save the lives of the people who died unnecessarily. Who knew how much a chakra-less civilian could do to impact the whole

Shinobi world? AkatsukixOC. No true pairing. Sequel planning in progress. [-Cackles at plans- I love plot twists]

Yume or Uchikudaka reta yume - Sequel to Psychosis. No summary yet. AkatsukixOC. No true pairing. Possible re-naming of story.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Favorite Anime


Death Note


Wolf's Rain

Favorite Naruto characters [No specific order]

1. Itachi [Such a sexy beast. His back story is so tragic, and whenever I think about him it makes me want to cry. My favorite episode is Shippuden 338 where he tells Sasuke he loves him]

2. All Akatsuki

3. Naruto [I root for him!]

4. Shippuden Sakura. [She's stronger, not so annoying.]

5. Sai

6. Sasuke, once he finds out the Truth. I pity him, and love that he cries/mourns for his dead brother.

7. Jiraiya

8. Tsunade

9. Gaara

10. Madara

11. Kakashi

12. Pein

13. Konan

Favorite Pairings


Inuyasha x Kagome

Inuyasha x Sesshomaru

Sesshomaru x Kagome

Onesided!Naraku x Inuyasha


Akatsuki x Sakura

Akatsuki x OC

Itachi x Sakura

Itachi x OC

Itachi x Naruto

Pein x Sakura

Sasori x Deidara

Itachi x Deidara

Itachi x Kisame

Deidara x OC

Kisame x OC

Pein x OC

Sasori x OC

Tobi x OC

Tobi x Sakura

Madara x OC

Madara x Sakura

Itachi x Sasuke

Sasuke x Naruto

Types of stories

- Kittens!Akatsuki go to our world.

- Kitten!OC goes to Narutoverse.

- OC goes to Narutoverse.

About Me

My name is Joey.

I'm 20. My birthday is December 17th.

I identify as a man. (TransMale)

I am gay.

I like to read, write, draw, talk to friends, sleep, eat, watch movies, and play around on the computer.

I love animals. Favorite is cats. My passion is wolves.

I love sugar. Chocolate, pop, and most junk foods.

I try to not judge a book by its cover and keep an open mind.

I am picky on the stories I read. Grammar, character building, long chapters, and spelling are major points with me.

I like yaoi.

Current song stuck in my head: Eddie Rath - Madara

Current Favorite Song: Kana Nishino - If [Shipp. Movie 4 Ending]

Favorite Akatsuki AMV: Akatsuki - Rockstar

Pein/Pain - Nagato

[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] - I have a piercing/s.
[X] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn. [The sun gave me a red tint]
[ ] - My eyes are grey/gray.

[X] - My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 6 ]

[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[X] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 4 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot. [People bother me]
[ ] - Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5 ]

[ ] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[ ] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4 ]

[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4 ]

[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]

[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 5 ]

[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[ ] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5 ]

[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.

[Tobi Score: 2 ]

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME! (He's not AWESOME, but I do like his music)
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[ ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 3 ]


1. Pein - 6

2. Zetsu/Hidan/Kisame - 5

3 Deidara/Sasori/Konan/Itachi - 4

4. Orochimaru - 3

5. Tobi/Kakuzu - 2


[X] I have a dream, and I want to make it real.

[X] I am obsessed with one kind of food.

[ ] I have a crush on somebody, but (s)he won't pay attention to me.

[ ] My best friend is also my rival.

[ ] I never give up on something.

[X] I always keep my promises to somebody, or at least I do all I can for it.

[ Naruto Score: 3 ]

Sasuke :

[ ] Revenge. I want revenge on somebody.

[ ] I think friends are useless.

[ ] My best friend will never give up on helping me .

[ ] I hate sweet things .

[X] I'm not interested in romance right now .

[ ] I would do anything for power .

[ Sasuke Score: 1 ]

Shikamaru :

[X] I am lazy.

[X] Had I actually tried, I could've done a lot .

[X] I am very smart.

[ ] I like playing chess .

[ ] I like to use my brain to solve my problems .

[ ] These things are so troublesome!

[ Shikamaru Score: 3 ]

Madara :

[X] I am powerful .

[ ] I am obsessed with one person.

[ ] I always want to challenge said person.

[ ] I like to fight others. to see how much it is going to take until I win.

[ ] I am not capable of giving a fuck about anything

[ ] I probably have a back-up plan for everything

[ Madara Score: 1 ]

Itachi :

[X] I like to keep secrets .

[X] I wear a mask of lies and secrets. Nobody knows the face behind it .

[ ] I would do anything for my little brother/sister

[ ] I am a genius .

[ ] I am a hero.

[ ] I help others, but they don't know about it .

[ Itachi Score: 2 ]

Tobi :

[X] I had a huge personality change caused by an important event in my life .

[X] I want to hide who I really am.

[ ] I would do everything for my plan.

[X] A very important person died.

[ ] My friends think I am stupid.

[ ] I secretly am the leader of an organization .

[ Tobi Score: 3 ]

Kakashi :

[X] I like reading certain books .

[ ] I am always late. I'm not even trying.

[X] I feel very guilty for some mistakes I did in the past .

[X] I want to protect my precious comrades .

[X] Sometimes I get bored , and I stop paying attention to others .

[ ] I have a weird hair color .

[ Kakashi Score: 3 ]

Naruto, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Tobi - 3

Itachi - 2

Madara, Sasuke - 1


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.


Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

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Naruto Birthdays

01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Minato Namikaze

08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha & Izuna Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankuro
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madara Uchiha
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

The Akatsuki, Naruto, Minato, Obito, Kakashi

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

AkatsukixOC, AkatsukixSakura, ItachixNaruto, AkatsukixNaruto, SasukexNaruto

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?


4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

No - I want to cosplay Itachi, Obito, or Madara one day.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

A few Shonen Jump Naruto Manga, an Itachi plush, Tobi plush, Deidara plush, an Itachi messenger bag, Itachi's necklace, and Itachi's Akatsuki ring necklace.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

I wish! I'd love to help Obito/Tobi or save Itachi from his fate.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?


8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?


9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

Team 7.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)


Yes. He actually is Obito. I've watched that far into the Anime.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Yes. It is actually true.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

All of them! But if I had to choose... A tie between Tobi, Itachi, and Pein.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

More anti than pro. I pity Sasuke, but he needs to get that stick out of his ass and use his head. He's not so smart if all he's looking forward to is revenge, revenge, and more revenge!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

No. I skipped around 200 episodes in Shippuden.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?


16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

No. I think he's just trying to be optimistic despite everything.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub. The translations are so much closer than the actual thing, and the voices of the Japanese voice-actors are so much sexier.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pre-Shippuden? Anti. During Shippuden? More pro. She needs to get over Sasuke. Seriously.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Funny! I wish he wasn't so bad though, although I understand why he's how he is.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Obito Uchiha. Took on the name Madara to use Madara's name to make people fear him.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

So annoying.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Haha! Deidara!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Depends. Can be funny, can be creepy-stalker too.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Hmm. Depends on why I guess. I prefer not having characters OOC.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?


26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yes - I try.

27. Do you like lemons?


28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My mom's heard me mention Naruto and Itachi.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

An episode or two. Weird as fuck, but funny.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?


31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?


32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

No. I can't draw well.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?'


34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?


35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?


36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

I'm curious, so yes.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Fuck no. Those who think this shit are fucking stupid. It's OBVIOUS he's not the leader. He's fucking dead.

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Yes and no. Uh... Under 10?

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

No, he looks like a mutant.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

You could say I do. I dream about the Narutoverse and I have a giant saga in my head that's been going on for ten years now. x3 So I have many OCs that were created in the Narutoverse.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Sort of. Please bring the Akatsuki to me!

1) Tobi/Obito

2) Madara

3) Konan

4) Itachi

5) Kisame

6) Pein

7) Deidara

8) Gaara

9) Hidan

10) Sasori

What would you do if:

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Tobi - Scream in surprise, squeal in happiness, hug him, smack him, then demand he sleep with me and cuddle.

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

Konan - Ask her if I can use her eyeliner? I don't know.

3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Itachi and Hidan - Ask him, bluntly, what the fuck he's on.

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Kisame - Uh.. If it's lasagna I'd hug him...

5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

Pein - Hmm. Stare at him creepily.

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Deidara - I'd lay some ground rules against explosions in the house... I wouldn't mind him being family..

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Gaara - Give him flowers, a card, and visit him.

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Hidan - Kick him in the nuts whenever I saw him and call him a stalker priest.

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Itachi - Ask him what the fuck he has against me and why he's ignoring me.

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Tobi - Uh... He'd zoom away with me in his arms? Or kill them? Most likely he'd fuck with their heads first...

11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Madara - He'd be a jackass about it all, which in turn would make me prank the shit out of him.

12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Konan - I don't know... Some books?

13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Itachi - Save me, because he's a good guy in disguise.

14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Kisame - Would laugh his ass off at my misfortune then go tell everyone..

15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

Sasori - He'd refuse.. He's an emotionally retarded puppet. I'd refuse to marry him too.

Tobi - Would probably do some pranks with me to keep me occupied..?

16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Deidara - Show me how great his 'art' is.. Or threaten to drop me from his clay bird while flying at insane speeds high in the air if I didn't get happy right now.

17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Hidan - If he was feeling nice he would kill my competition.

18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Sasori - Poison me to shut me up or use his chakra strings to make me walk away... or just threaten to make me into a puppet.

19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

Tobi - I know his secrets and I'm paranoid that he'll kill me when he finds out I know...

20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

Madara and Hidan - I would ask what the fuck Madara was smoking and then get him drunk and have him confess to Hidan while recording their reactions..

21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

Everyone knows that Konan belongs with Pein! I'm not into women anyway.

22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Itachi and Hidan - Doomed to fail.

23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Kisame and Pein - Holy shit, hell no! Pein would kill Kisame!!

24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Pein - Uh... Put him in time out?

25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Deidara - Ask him what the hell his problem is..

26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?

Gaara - "You're an idiot. Open your eyes and look right in front of you, dumbass."

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Hidan - Ask him who threatened him to do this.

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Sasori and Tobi - Holy shit, Tobi's gonna die. I'd hide Tobi under my bed then make him my slave the rest of his days.

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Konan and Itachi - Uh... Nothing bad.

30) Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Tobi and Pein - No. Definitely not.

31) Would 2 trust 5?

Madara and Kisame - Not officially. Enough for some sort of loyalty maybe?

32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Itachi and Sasori - Sasori would stare at him like 'wtf are you doing?'

33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Kisame and Tobi - Study? Eh? You mean class? Or project topic? Well... I'd say gym..

34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Pein and Konan - Something romantic?

35) 7 and 9 applying for a job. What job?

Deidara and Hidan - Involves 'art' and sacrifices..

36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Gaara and Kisame - ... Gaara would die.

37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Pein? Blue Hair - ...Lip piercing, Origami flower, Akatsuki ring... Yes.

38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Sasori and Hidan - Sasori can't blush so.. probably telling Hidan he has black mail on him..

39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.

Tobi and Sasori - "Tobi is a bad boy!"

40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Madara and Hidan - Blackmail.

41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.

Kisame and Pein - Okay?

42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

Pein - He'd either come anyone, invited or not, or not give a shit.

43) 7 won the lottery.

Deidara - So much fucking clay...

44) 8 had quite a big secret.

Gaara - Keep it secret forever.

45) 9 became a singer.

Hidan - I'd laugh so hard, then use it as blackmail.

46) 10 got a daughter.

Sasori - Ask how the hell he could have a daughter when he had no dick.

47) What would 1 think of 2?

Tobi and Madara - Tobi thinks Madara is psychotic..

48) How would 3 greet 4?

Konan and Itachi - A polite nod.

49) What would 4 envy about 5?

Itachi and Kisame - A better life? No illness? Idk.

50) What dream would 5 have about 6?

Kisame and Pein - No dreams.

51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Pein and Deidara - They are in the Akatsuki...

52) What would make 7 angry at 8?

Deidara and Gaara - Gaara either insulted his 'art' or ripped off his arm.

53) Where would 8 meet 9?

Gaara and Hidan - In battle or never. Never is good.

54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Hidan and Itachi? That he knows Itachi has a dango fetish XD

55) What would make 10 scared of 1?

Sasori and Tobi - His evil aura and killer intent..

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4: Talking about Labrador Retrievers.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach? Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Robin Hood

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 6:00 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:17 AM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The TV and my cat purring.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today. Going to the bank.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My Profile.

9. What are you wearing? T-Shirt and boxers.

10. Did you dream last night? Yeah.

11. When did you last laugh? last night.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Pictures of wolves.

13. Seen anything weird lately? No.

14. What do you think of this quiz? Cool?

15. What is the last film you saw? Third hobbit movie

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A car, Naruto stuff, and the rest would most likely go to collect interest.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about: I would rather sleep and dream then be awake and be alone.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Make it so anyone could marry anyone no matter the gender.

19. Do you like to dance? No.

20. George Bush: Fuck him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Nenia.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Joey.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad? No...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates? I don't know?

25. Water or earth: Water

26. Autumn or winter: Winter

27. Spring or Summer: Spring

28. Red Carnations or Pink Carnations: Red

29. White rose or Pink rose: White.

30. Vampire Knight or Lovely Complex: Vampire Knight

31. Skirts or shorts: Shorts.

32. High heels or sneakers: Sneakers

33. Flats or flip flops: Flip-flops.

I saw these on others pages and decided to share with you. These are horrible stereotypes because I am/know someone who is one of these things but are not what they "must be". Copy and Paste, and Bold the ones that apply to you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz .
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTIDEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a “small one”.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER, so I must be suicidal.
I'm BIPOLAR, so I must be crazy.

I am insane. Literally. Not someone who would be thrown into a padded room crazy (even though it would be fun) but I am crazy. I listen to soundtracks and know what part of the movie its at. I throw my books at the wall (cuz I love to read) and then feel sorry cuz I hurt it. I yell at inanimate objects. I still get mad when something bad happens to a character in a movie or a book even though I've seen it a bagillion times. The library is my second home. I read books over and over again until I have them memorized and I still read them. I still think it's funny to make duck beaks with Pringles and I laugh when the ketchup farts. I forget where I put things, get mad when I can't find them, and then laugh when I do find them. I can't remember what I did an hour ago, let alone 5 minutes ago.

You say RAP, I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD, I say YES I AM
92% of the teenage population has moved on to RAP. If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on your site!

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it?"

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes.
Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
A tree only hits an automobile in self-defense.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one.
As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet.
Some people are like slinkies. The seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
There are four things you cannot recover in life: The stone after it is thrown, the word after it is said, the occasion after it is missed, and time after it is gone. Learn from yesterday. Live for today. Hope for tomorrow. Living your life is more important than making a living.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell,"I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy.
Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themselves.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

Riddles and Jokes!!(All the credit goes to Rowana Renee')

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have HONEYCOMBS!!

Why are pianos hard to open?
Because all the keys are inside!!

What is the longest word in English?
Smiles, because there's a "Mile" in between the first and last letter!!

What starts with "T", ends with "T" and is full of "T"?
A teapot!

What is at the end of everything?
The letter "G"!!

How do you stop a rooster from crowing and waking you up on Sunday?
Eat him for dinner on Saturday!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-I-Deer (No idea)!!

Why was Cinderella taken off the basketball team?
She always ran away from the ball!!

If you drop a white hat in the Red Sea what does it become?

What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
One sells watches and the other watches cells!!

How do you stop water from coming into your house?
Stop paying your water bill!!

What can get bigger without getting heavier?
A hole!!

What's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
A blackboard!!

What kind of room has no floors, no walls, and no ceiling?
A MUSHroom!!

What falls but never gets hurt?

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College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate. (Or: the one where Itachi is a starving law student, Kakashi is teaching professional ethics and Pein is a hipster barista. Also there's a really scarring incident involving Hidan and a goat.) Violence, sexual themes.
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Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 524,203 - Reviews: 3192 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 3,110 - Updated: 11/25 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hayate G., Obito U., Kakashi H., OC
The Making of Legends: Bishamon's Warrior by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
In a world like this, nothing surprised me anymore. Corruption, deception, obscurity; sanity was always subjective. And death really wasn't all that bad. ["Romances are always one sided; you can only be devout."]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,758 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/25 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Sakura H., Deidara, Pain/Pein, Sasori]
Rule 3 by Sukki18 reviews
The most important rule of them all- if you break it, you're fired. Simple as that. But it's harder to follow than you might think- even for me. ItaOC Office-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/24 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Itachi U., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 110 - Words: 544,444 - Reviews: 11123 - Favs: 8,306 - Follows: 7,975 - Updated: 11/24 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Amaryllis by silverfootsteps reviews
Ingredients: A delicate flower and a headstrong general. Procedure: Combine ingredients in one palace, add murder plots and power struggles. Shake vigorously for best results. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,104 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Start of a New Life, Part 2 of Chosen by Stupe reviews
Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 305,484 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 6/23/2011
Cafe Claussen by Angelblaze2007 reviews
Jack's got abusive, alcohol addicted parents, a little sister to take care of and doesn't want to get the police or anyone else involved in their situation...but he sure as hell doesn't want to be there. So he temporarily runs away to a place called Cafe Claussen. And meets an attractive man afflicted with light Argyria named Kosmotis Pitchiner Warnings Inside on chapter 1.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 254,144 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/16 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost, Jack's sister, Jamie
Spectrum by EllaColette reviews
Hikaru's fate had been chosen long before her birth. To put an end to the decade long feud between the Tottori and Uchiha clans, Hikaru and Itachi have been selected to unite the clans once and for all through holy matrimony. So where exactly does Kirameki, Hikaru's hot-tongued younger sister, come in? Only time will tell. (ItachixOC, slight ShisuixOC)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,598 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/12 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Itachi U., OC] Shisui U.
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 90 - Words: 490,936 - Reviews: 4718 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 11/11 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC
A Thousand Summers by GoddessofFlaw reviews
"I didn't believe in heroes until the night you saved me." OCxItachi. Asami and Itachi Uchiha have been inseparable for years, however Asami's loyalty to her clan creates a divide between them and her remaining comrades. Though a supportive friend, secretly he admired her, and yet his emotions are compromised upon his decision to leave Konoha, and Asami sets out to bring him home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Akatsuki
The Price of Living by LovelyWeather reviews
Knowledge of the future is not the safest thing to possess, she learned... [realistic SI/OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,293 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 11/6/2009 - OC
Otokage by writer168 reviews
"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. (Sequel: "Shinobi")
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,781 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 8/2 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y., Akatsuki - Complete
Trapeze by Sukki18 reviews
Tora is now an intergrated member of Konoha. Her troubles as the Tiger Demon are over, but new problems are arising. Like a trapezist her life is taking ups and downs, will she manage to catch herself, or fall into oblivion? ItaOC SEQUEL TO ACROBATS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 127,458 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Itachi U., OC
Not Your Average Vampire Story by Ailarii reviews
Sakura Haruno is finally able to return to familiar territory and continue her magical studies. This would be oh so exciting news if it weren't for one little detail. Being a late arrival her pick of housing is limited. Being shacked up with a group of "radical" vampires could be worse. At least she'll have some eye candy during her studies. AkaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,256 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 7/22 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Kage System by CelestialCircumference reviews
In a technologically advanced city, Sakura has found herself on the other side. Working against those she once called friends, and alongside those she once called enemies, she searches for the truth behind her mentor's death & a friend's disappearance. Canon divergence; AU - future; Rated M for language, violence, sex, and other adult situations. ItaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,017 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 5/12 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Akatsuki
Sing me an Aria by wicked ashes reviews
You should know better than to let a strange man into your house. Madara x OC. Enjoy. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,138 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Madara U., OC
New World (Akatsuki FanFiction) by FxckChaos reviews
After Tobi releases a jutsu from a mysterious scroll, the Akatsuki find themselves in a foreign world. /Two OC's, Itachi X OC, Deidara X OC/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/2 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [OC, Itachi U.] Deidara, Akatsuki
Brother Trouble by VesperChan reviews
Sakura's father marries a woman with eleven sons and Sakura has to learn to live with so many males after a lifetime alone. AU Sakura/multi, but mostly Sakura/Uchiha. Crack, fluff, and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/2 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Sakura H.
Not All Dogs go to Heaven by SleepiPanda reviews
It was all over. All of the Akatsuki were dead...they are dead, aren't they?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Akatsuki, OC
It's My Life by ForeverLilacLies reviews
COMPLETELY REDONE: Fem!Itachi/Kisame. Although a murderer and part of a crime organization Itachi was still a vulnerable girl and one night Kisame takes advantage of that leaving Itachi with the fallout.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Artistically Tragic by bittersweetties reviews
I'm in love with Sasori Akasuna. I have been for a while. I'm smart, I'm athletic, I'm also tragically inartistic. How am I suppose to win his love like this? Especially with a certain blond trying to sabotage me every step of the way? SasorixOC GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 118,237 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Gaara, Deidara, Sasori
Because Someone Decided to Shoot Me by Dreams-Wishes-Hopes reviews
I fell into the Naruto-verse, landing in the hands of Uchiha and Senju ancestors. With a psycho who wants to take over the world living inside of me, two bickering idiots for companions, and a partnership with the Second Hokage, I'm very much worried for my mental state. (Discontinued)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Tobirama S., OC]
Pulling The Strings by Hubris Plus reviews
Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,201 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Gaara, Kankuro
Sweet Dreams by Ori and Benny reviews
Dante Doe's life has gotten better ever since his father left his family. He is a percussionist in his band, an average student, and a server. Then the Akatsuki showed up. His life is turned upside down. When it feels like life couldn't get worse a dark force shows itself, and the only ones that can save Dante and his family is the Akatsuki. The only problem: can Dante trust them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,433 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Itachi U., Sasori, Akatsuki, OC
Life Is Beautiful by Ori and Benny reviews
Ori Barrett has always wanted to go into the Naruto world and join the Akatsuki. One day she is suddenly transported to the Naruto world, but things aren't so simple. She is kidnapped by the Akatsuki only to find herself trapped inside a darker world in which the Akatsuki wish to become a part of. Will she manage to escape the Akatsuki? What does this world hold? Read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,431 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki, OC
Solicitation by missmocha77 reviews
The Shinobi war is over. The battle against Madara has been won, and Obito has been taken into custody, rotting away in jail with his chakra sealed off. Trying to gain his way into Obito's heart and regain his friendship, Kakashi promises to visit him every day in jail. Obito is not pleased.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Red Voodoo by AkatsukiStalkers-RebelQueens reviews
The Great healer... is on vacation. looks like the dying prince will have to settle for the little kid. authors: Neko Abby M for future Alexs scenes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,496 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Tsunade S., Akatsuki
Telepathy And Other Kinds Of Mental Manipulations by cherryvvoid reviews
Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,326 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Team Seven, OC
Bittersweet by Juniper11 reviews
She stood between them and always would. Two brothers. One woman. A great love. Who knew love could be such a pleasure but bring so much pain? ItaSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,179 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Stamping on Butterflies by kjate95 reviews
I had a feeling in the back of my mind as if something had changed that day. Had I looked around I would have noticed a shadow lurking in the trees and something change in said persons eyes with interest. I might have regretted revealing so much. But I didn't notice, and so I remained blissfully ignorant. Hyuuga/SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,032 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Neji H., Shikamaru N., Itachi U., OC
Gratuitous Title Here, Please by Kwahzutah reviews
Then the smell hit her. All alphas, every one of them. A stifling cacophony of masculine scents rushed into her lungs, making her knees buckle before she steadied herself. The silver haired man smirked as if he knew what she was thinking. "Yeah, we're fucking hot." He said smugly. "Even betas love the smell."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,602 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 7/29 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Hidan, Akatsuki
Fallen by SoleixDeidara reviews
"I offer you what I said before. Freedom; the one thing you never had the chance to grasp ahold of in your entire life… I am not only giving you the chance, but the assurance; I give you my solemn promise...I can give it to you Deidara… I can be the one who severs the chains that bind you…I can restore you… to the time in this life when before you fell… before you became fallen…"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,457 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Deidara, Obito U.
Hidden Underneath by DragonFire44 reviews
As the Akatsuki work to complete their goals; Tobi moves to complete a personal one as well. To claim Deidara. To make him truly his but will he? Will Deidara return Tobi's feelings? Contains Mature Content! Ma
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 167,156 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Obito U., Deidara
No More Moonlight by sabibble reviews
It's been three years since Pitch was imprisoned in his own lair, and Jack has been ordered to check up on the fallen Boogeyman... but when Jack's visit takes an unfortunate turn, will he still have any reason to fear the King of Nightmares? (Blackice; rated M for later chapters - critiques/reviews are welcome!)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,450 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Insomnia the First by ShadowBloodNinja reviews
After the accident I was told to watch for side affects. Now instead of my insomnia I am brought to another world when I sleep! This world is a great place but is filled with dangerous ninja that all seem to want to get me! While here I make friends, fall in love, and find a place I belong. When the time comes to choose here or Earth, where will I stay?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Last Seventy-Two Hours by LALALALOVEmee reviews
Sequel to The First-Seventy-Two Hours. In her whole lifetime, Sakura has been caught in Itachi's Tsukuyomi twice. This is the second time: This was it. He was dying. And he was spending his last strands of chakra creating this illusion for her. /Tragedy; Character death; Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Shades of Red by Sharn-sharn reviews
Whoever said that dying was blissful, deserves a kick up the ass. I never wanted to be reborn, and the worst part? I wasn't even born in Konoha, that makes finding my way in the story line that much harder. SI/OC. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,368 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Sasori, Akatsuki, Yashamaru, OC
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Paradise by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,316 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Supporting Hashira (柱) by Kasuke.Hagase reviews
Death is inevitable. But I still never expected to die; At least not this early... But more so, I never expected to be reborn... Death should be everlasting, but I've been given a second chance so I'll be damned if anyone tried to rip this life away. I refuse to die or let anyone take advantage of me. This is my life so I'm going to grab it by the reins and ride it. Self-Insert OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,483 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., OC
I Thought This Only Happened In Fanfiction by AkatsukiFreak31 reviews
All the Akatsuki wanted to do was experiement with a new jutsu. They weren't expecting to turn into cats and have an old man drop them off on some random porch. All Halo and Matt wanted was to eat ramen, play MineCraft, and read fanfiction. They weren't expecting their brother to bring in a box full of oddly colorful yet creepy cats. What could possible go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,915 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Akatsuki, OC
Guarded by valxra reviews
My mom always told me that if I wasn't afraid of death then it would come for me at anytime. Now I wish I hadn't laughed in her face. [SI-OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,312 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hidan, Akatsuki, OC
Bushidō 武士道 by cherryvvoid reviews
Getting reborn into Naruto-verse doesn't always mean you get the life of a Shinobi. Even if your father was a famous one. Oc!Jiraiya's Daughter. SI-Insert Samurai!Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,707 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Obito U., OC
Through These Eyes by cherryvvoid reviews
When Senri had been reborn into the Uchiha clan as the niece to Kagami and cousin to his son Shisui she had resolved to be as boring and unassuming as she possibly could. But when she ends up engaged to one Uchiha Itachi (who was going to kill them all) she knows her wallflower days and thoughts of escape are over. The only thing she had to say to that was a tearful "Why me?" SI-Oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,890 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., Kagami U., OC
追憶 (Reminiscence) by PONPONnyan reviews
Even afterlives had expiration dates and mine was no exception. If anything, my second life's clock had started ticking the moment I was born into a world where the impossible was possible and where only the strongest survived. Self-insert/SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,112 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Kagami U., Shisui U., OC, Itachi U.
Heaven in Hell by KurohimeHaruko reviews
Its Sakura's first year of High School and her life's as crappy as before. But now Uchiha Itachi and the rest of Akatsuki are squeezing their way slowly into Sakura's life, showing her slivers of Heaven in her Hell. Rated M for abuse, drugs, language, sexual reference and situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,541 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
Akatsuki Academy of Art by ClayPuppet reviews
I knew he was impatient. Taking a deep breath, I blurted it out. Not able to see his reaction, I waited anxiously for what he would say. I heard a sigh, then a single, mumbled word: "Pointless." I was pointless to him. SasorixOC. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,695 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Sasori, OC] Akatsuki
Yeyinde by VampbaitInfinity reviews
In the throws of battle, Aelex is spotted by a Yautja male and sparks his interest. Now that he's got her, neither she nor her life will be the same. And with this, will come things much greater than she has ever known. Explicit content. NC-17. Yes, they will fuck.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Predator/Yautja, Human
Akatsuki Babysitters by writer168 reviews
Nagato took advantage of his daughter's unusual circumstance and used it to help his organization become more human. "Do not argue this with me, Konan. Sakura will fix them whether they know so or not."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Cats by Ulquihimefan1 reviews
Nya thought she was just taking care of some abandoned kitties that where on her doorstep, her friends Kira and Serenity "offer" to help her, what none of them know is that these cats are not what they appear: Voting for Parings closed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,834 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
What You Didn't Know by Imperial Mint reviews
Upon the brink of delivering good news, Naruto catches his lover having an affair. Leaving Konoha with a secret, Naruto stumbles into the arms of someone he thought untouchable and soon finds himself at the centre of a plot decades old. ItaNaru. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,526 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 5/2/2010 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.]
Wild Card by The Quiet Trombonist reviews
Okay, so I've managed to wrap my head around the fact that I've been catapulted into my nerdy neighbor's favorite anime. What I can't understand is why I have to be a cat. I mean, I don't even like cats. ... I hate irony.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,227 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 5/10/2012
Spider Thread by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 201,696 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Like A Dream by Athrna reviews
The first vol. of a Naruto interquel (canon until ch664). A brave take on the missing info. Summary inside. There is no such thing as coincidence, but only a series of man-made accidents lining up and falling like a chain of never-ending domino. Itachi's bitter love story, Kakashi's rough shinobi journey, Shisui's final resolution, Naruto's forgotten childhood, Sasuke's lost bonds.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 174,080 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 2/12/2013 - [Itachi U., OC] Kakashi H., Shisui U.
Another Akatsuki Cat Story by Kaito The Shadow Wrya reviews
What would ACTUALLY happen if the Akatsuki, as cats, ended up on some random girls doorstep? Janet was unfortunate enough to find out the answer. (OC, Parody, No pairings)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Akatsuki, OC
Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus./
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 216,450 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U., OC
Adopted by KuroIchigoGal reviews
I was the "adopted" daughter of a crime lord. My only job was to sit there and look "pretty" and to protect my "sister". There were things money could buy and things it couldn't. Or at least... until money somehow ended up buying the Akatsuki...By my spoiled "sister".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,587 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Itachi U., Orochimaru, Obito U., Akatsuki
Fire Rebirth by Nanosilver reviews
Obsolete, read Feathered Sanguine for Rewrite. /OC Self-Insert, slightly AU, Manga Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,029 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Madara U., Kagami U.
Welcome to the Life by L'eseules
"Let us dedicate this one to those that have been used and then forgotten. Let us dedicate this one to those whose only purpose in life is to listen and obey and with no say in the matter. Let us dedicate this one to those whose lives have been forfeit from the very beginning and all for the sake of this nation. I thank you, mindless soldier, for all that you've done." OC-SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13 - Konan, Akatsuki, OC
To Protect the Ones I love by Siralia-Old reviews
"Uh, my name is Haruno Sakura. My hobbies consist of studying and sewing. My likes…um… I like the color red, sunsets and… My dislikes," Sakura paused, thinking of what irked her nerves, "I really don't know what they are. My dream…my dream…is…" What did Sakura really want? Why was she hesitating about her dream with the Uchiha? Was there something else?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,113 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Sakura H., Hinata H., Itachi U., Tenten
Fish by Catherine Sullivan reviews
Itachi/OC: When a former kunoichi of Kumogakure is threatened into joining the Akatsuki, it doesn't take very long for her past to catch up to her. Not only does she have to give up her life in paradise to work for criminals, she is forced to face the life that she has been hiding from in order to protect her loved ones. Rated T for language, violence, and suggested themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Sex Ed by The-Missing-Paige reviews
Edward is a junior at Central High School…and so is Envy. This high school takes sexual education to the next level, but Ed doesn't realize just how intense the class is going to be until he is paired up with Envy. Modern day high school AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,549 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/20/2014 - [Envy, Edward E.] - Complete
A Marvelous Saga by Koryu's Advocate reviews
Theories refuse to hold up under practical applications, and Mar finds herself in an interesting predicament. Sure, it's interesting to read in fanfiction, but to live it? Sequel to A Kat's Tale, please refer to the previously mentioned before starting this adventure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 59,168 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Akatsuki, Team Seven, OC
Morning Orchid by Canna reviews
AU. He shouldn't have wandered into the forest. Every insects that dwells in the meadow knew of the danger in there, but Deidara didn't realize how dangerous until he woke up and found himself being kept as livestock by one of his species worst predator. The Orchid mantis. [Sasodei with side pairings KisaIta and KakuHidan. Rated M for future chapter]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,065 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Deidara, Sasori]
Energy by Senpai Productions reviews
She never wanted to be the hero. She was never meant to be the hero. So now, as a burning village falls apart behind her, she wondered why anyone had ever thought that's what she would become. (Rating may change, pairing may change.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,408 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein, Team Seven
Just Purrfect! by WolvesKey reviews
Can you imagine waking up in a forest of the Naruto world in the body of a kitten? Well, can you ALSO imagine becoming a pet to the Akatsuki? Read to find out. AKATSUKIxOC Eventual romance. Warnings within.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,177 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Akatsuki
The Humorous Encounters of the Akatsuki by Itachi-Uchiha-lover reviews
Even in an organization as dangerous as the Akatsuki there has to be a few stupidly hilarious incidents. These are just a few of them. Series of one-shots. Will be labeled complete due to scattered updates. Contains OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Heart-Changing Blossom by alabamagirl1997 reviews
Betrayed in a way she never thought possible, Sakura Haruno takes refuge in a place full of murderers and assassins . The Akatsuki were notorious for their cold-hearted ways but when a bloody and dying kunoichi is nursed back to health in their own confines, will they be able to resist her? Will they be ale to heal her fear after her betrayal? AkatsukiXSakuraXItachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,957 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki, Team Seven
Forest Fire by moor reviews
Mod AU. Sasu x Saku x Ita. A small spark can launch a forest fire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,683 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
The stories go with someone always trying to do good in the Narutoverse, but good is a subjective term. What qualifies as 'good' for them, could be drastically different for those who actually live in the Narutoverse. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,228 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Madara U., Mito U., OC
Stranded by CherieBlosm reviews
Samara, a 19 year old medical student from Australia lived a relatively normal life. That is, if you don't count the broken relationship with her mother and her missing father. After what she assumed was a freak construction accident, Samara soon finds herself stranded in the world of Naruto. Unfortunately for her, this wasn't just going to be a walk in the park. Itachi/OC/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, Sasuke U.
Twisted Path by kuraiame16 reviews
Because the world, no matter what happened, would always continue to move forward and it was her job to make sure she didn't get lost on the twisted path ahead of her. Rated T for possible future language and violence. Self-Insert OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,602 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., OC
Transferred: Akuma by Chibi Ally reviews
Humans and Demons live side by side, but they are not equal. Demons have animal ears, and tails. Humans do not, and Demons are as easy to buy as kitties and puppies from a pound. Soubi finds an Akuma and he can either keep him, or take him back home.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A.
A new life by taytaylious reviews
The name's Taylor Drake. I'm an overweight, loudmouth, blonde, geek from North Carolina. This is the story of how the Akatsuki yanked me out of my universe and into theirs. (This story is strictly for fun. I write on it whenever I'm bored or can't come up with ideas for my others. That being said, I hope you enjoy!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/17 - Akatsuki, OC
This Is Not My Cat by MissHoshigaki reviews
"This isn't even my cat," Sakura protested. It wasn't Sakura's fault that animals liked her. She was just returning from a late shift at the hospital when she found the cat sitting in front of her door, mewling to get in. What is Sakura to do when a huge, mysterious man shows up at her door? Modern day KisaSaku AU with a sprinkle of platonic ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Sakura H., Kisame H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
Because There Weren't Enough of These by SapphiraIce reviews
Eight girls just appearing randomly in the world of Naruto is already pretty crack-y. Those eight girls landing in the laps (not literally) and beds (semi-literally) of the Akatsuki and living? Yeah, very much a crack story. Eight OC Warning, although I'll probably get rid of some of them because EIGHT FREAKING OC'S!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,532 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Akatsuki
Long Vacation by Yum2 reviews
[ItaNaru] After being ditched by his fiancée on the day of his marriage, Naruto crashes into a bar to drown himself out. And what about the unknown person who wants to share his house now? First Chapter based on the japanese Drama Long Vacation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,176 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Fading Memories by Darkpetal16 reviews
A collection of Canon One Shots from the stories Decaying Bluebells, Chipped Mask and Shadowed Sun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,707 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U.
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,493 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 214,330 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC
A Summer's Destruction by ChesireCatSmiles reviews
"I'm absolutely positive." Kimber frowned. "Despite the shear coolness of having S-Rank criminals sleeping in our basement, I think we should come up with a plan.""Yeah,I think your right,because if we don't handle this right, we're both going to be dead"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,955 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Deidara, Konan, Akatsuki
Erase Me by VampireBasket reviews
/Suddenly, he was behind her. He wrapped one hand possessively around her shoulder, a kunai at her throat. 'You take your slimy F*****G hands off her RIGHT NOW' Hidan snarled. 'Orochimaru.' Itachi spat out. Deidara opened and closed his mouth several times, but was unable to formulate a string of words through his fury./ M for language (Sequel now posted)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,666 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Deidara, OC] Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Another Light: The Story of Ayae by PureWaterLily reviews
Bloodshed and tears, death and destruction, withered hopes and dreams. Some people will scream if they saw it all. Itachi endured it. And this girl? Well, she has never seen any of it and never will. He promises. ItaOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/28/2009 - [Itachi U., OC] Shisui U.
Keep the Fox in the Bag by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are an anomaly in this world, and they have no reason to help it. Nonetheless, they do... whether the world knows of their help or not. And the help can't afford to let the cat out of the bag, or as the case may be... the fox.
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,499 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U., Mikasa A.
Death Note Dreaming by DeathByConformity44 reviews
After L has put cameras in Light's room, Light comes home to find a strange man on his bed. It could only be L. LxLight Strong Yaoi Content. OC's.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 212,948 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/11/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Am Your Past, and You Are My Future by phoenixyfriend reviews
To bring a person back is a miraculous thing. To bring them back with every last memory is an impossible thing. Unfortunately, when it comes to Sasori, Deidara can only achieve the miraculous, because Sasori remembers nothing past the point of puppetry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Sasori, Deidara, Obito U.
How to Somewhat (Un)Successfully Invade Konoha by SuiGaa reviews
Of course, when someone from our world is suddenly thrown into another dimension, they are obligated to encounter the most sinister characters in the entire universe. SI OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Akatsuki, OC
Flame: Rewritten by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
REWRITE: When Edward shows up at Roy's door step at four in the morning, soaking wet and shivering in the pouring rain, Roy knows something is wrong. He takes Ed in and demands to know his story, but what he finds out turns out to be more terrible than he'd ever imagined. [Please read the author's note!] WARNING: This fic contains RAPE. Royed. M for a reason.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Edward E., Roy M.] Alphonse E., Envy
Miscalculations by Shekame reviews
Two part jobs and a tiny apartment in a city. This is what Charlotte has grown accustomed to while living on her own. But when unexpected guests appear in her apartment, Charlotte is at a loss. What is she to do with these dangerous criminals that don't seem to have a clue where they are?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,482 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Akatsuki, OC
Unseen, Unheard, Unforgotten by kaneiko23 reviews
Her normal life has a big change. Her newly found trait catches the attention of the Akatsuki. And they're not the only ones who want her. Can she stay alive, especially, when she's fighting off evil from her world and another?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki
Forethought by beemera reviews
Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,907 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 2,330 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
A Kat's Tale by Koryu's Advocate reviews
"It was a hot day. A bone-meltingly hot day." And so our heroine decided to take a little trip to a lake. Little did she know that she'd soon be saddled, none too unwillingly, with a batch of furry housemates. UPDATE: The spacing issue has been resolved,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,956 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - OC, Akatsuki, Team Seven, Team Hawk - Complete
Shinobi High by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
Moving to a new town and attending a new school was something I could handle. But when the school is filled with an enthusiastic ramen lover, a stoic guy with hair that looks like a ducks butt, a mad pyrotechnic she-male, an insane religious psycho, and a teacher who shows you erotic tapes just because the class is called "Health" - well, that changes things. One OC warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 277,912 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Abusive Heart: Enhanced by Allen Frost reviews
The same week as Yuki's book signing in New York, Bad Luck is going to play in a Battle of the Bands. But after running into the yakuza, Shuichi is kidnapped! Yuki has to find Shindo in time before a mysterious boss sells him into prostitution!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,725 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Ersatz Virtuoso by Ink Parallax reviews
'Katsusaki Mo squinted out the passenger side window, glaring up at the green-and-white pride-monster known as Konoha High School. Not particularly prestigious, nor particularly expensive. "So? What do you think?" She thought it was hideous. "It looks nice."' Undergoing re-write. AU. OC-centric. Original: "Katsusaki Mo: Sister Tale"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Sasori, Itachi U., Deidara, OC]
What A Cat-ché by Who Needs A Pen Name Anyway reviews
All Gale wanted to do was shut up the neighbor's hellhound so her housemate wouldn't wake up. She hadn't meant to adopt ten kittens and turn both their lives upside down, and she certainly hadn't meant to become a fanfiction cliche. Wasn't she too old for this? [Rated for coarse language; possibly subject to change.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Akatsuki, OC
E n d e a r - m e by VoltaireZamora reviews
Sakura Haruno, an age-defying jutsu gone wrong, and the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 152,140 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5271 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Cat? I'm a Kitty Cat! by CherieBlosm reviews
When one of three housemates discovers a box of colourful kittens left out alone and just prior to a thunderstorm, she can't help but bring them in for food and shelter. How will the other two housemates react? Especially when the girls realise these aren't exactly your average, everyday kittens. Mainly ItachixOC. Also DeidaraxOC and AkatsukixOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, OC, Deidara
Another Chance by xXTheWingedOneXx reviews
In which six shinobi are reborn to aid the current generation in their coming battles, hopefully to stop the end of the world. Uchiha Madara is unamused when he is chosen as one of the seven, especially when he's one of three who ends up in Konohagakure. Well, it's not like he had a choice; meanwhile Mito just wants to save her village and correct her mistakes. Being Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,873 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U.
Oxygen by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
Oxygen. An element. Literally, everyone needs it and most take it for granted. Figuratively, some need it more than others. A Warren/Will slash. Rated M for swearing, violence and intensely intimate themes...Wipe that drool off of your chin.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,405 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 1/22/2011 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
It's a Twin Thing by phoenixyfriend reviews
One of the fundamental arguments of human nature is that of Nature and Nurture. If two people, completely identical in the way of Nature, and are otherwise essentially the same person in the way of personality, are suddenly put into two radically different "Nurtures," what are the effects? SI OC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,561 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - OC, OC, Neji H.
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,571 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Uchiha? I'm Not Obito! by Drindrak reviews
First thing I know, I'm going to a cosplay event as Obito Uchiha. Next, I'm waking up in Konoha's hospital. Then, I have to pretend to be someone I'm not! Then again... this is a good chance to screw with the Naruto plot. T for language. OC/self-insert, OOC warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,771 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Obito U., Kakashi H., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Courting The Impossible by September Wolves reviews
[M/M] Jeremy Brooks, former navy seal, gets mouth-raped and has an alien baby. The thing is, he's alive and the alien seems very possessive of its 'mommy'. Meanwhile, their small town in Colorado is being turned into an alien hunting ground and a certain predator has taken an interest in Jeremy. SLASH M/M
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Predator/Yautja
Broken by Mustsleep reviews
Because we are all broken in one way or another, and in our mere humanity we hope for a happy resolution to our lives even if we know we will never get it. AU Modern Day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Self Sacrifice by x-Puddingcess-x reviews
On their way to the land of metal, Itachi and Kisame are intercepted by a young kunoichi - her motive unknown. Curious, Pein decides to investigate and likes what he see's - A great asset in finding Jinchuriki. However, he's not the only one that's interested and she isn't quite what she seems. What secrets is she keeping?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,359 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Itachi U., Orochimaru, Akatsuki, OC
Misfits by Mad3798 reviews
I wanted somewhere to belong. The universe thought I'd fit best with a bunch of fictional, S-ranked criminals. So thanks universe, there's nothing better to waking up to the Zombie Duo in your bedroom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Akatsuki, OC
A Legacy: Voice of the Rain by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
[Aiko's Story] If my story would be told in a thousand years, let them say I walked with giants. Let them say I defeated dragons. And let them say my heart was stolen by my enemy. But never let our children think me cruel. Pein X Sakura with minor Naruto X Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,763 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Not What It Seems by NightlyRayne reviews
My routine was go to work, help those that needed it, deal with co-workers crap, then go home. Falling into an alternate universe was so not apart of my routine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,295 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., OC
The Dead Don't Always Stay Buried by LeStrange and Quinzel reviews
Friends are worried, the Hokage is concerned and Kakashi couldn't seem to care less as he neglects himself. A mistake leads to the intervention of someone who should be dead, and the course of history might be changed. "Obito?" the smile turned into a grin, nervous aspect remaining. "Yeah, it's me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U.
Running by Chi-The-Plant reviews
What if there was a medic just as Itachi's heart gave out? What if Sasuke returned to the village with a family intact? Would the war still happen? And if it did how would it turn out? What if the Uchiha's don't go extinct?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Obito U., Madara U.
The Art of Reincarnation by ii-Phoenix-ii reviews
I had been reincarnated into the Narutoverse…in Iwagakure, with Deidara of all people as an older brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Deidara, OC
Amnesia by Shadow-Wolf-Hikaru reviews
I woke up with no memory of who I am, or where I came from. But for some reason whenever I see a place or certain people I remember stuff about them. Both past and future of those people and places. Why is that? Rated T cause I'm paranoid
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,932 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Akatsuki
We're Related, I Swear! by Drindrak reviews
Naruto was born with his mother's red hair, and, throughout the course of his life, he has the Leader of the Akatsuki desperately trying to convince him that they're related. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Nagato U., Konan, Pain/Pein
Claps of Thunder by hanako-kun reviews
Things were never simple between them. Pre-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,557 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Itachi U., OC] Shisui U.
Breaking the confinement by anti-kk reviews
Confined to prison for the assassination, Naruto is thrown into the very center of ruthless murderers, thieves and rapists. OOC characters; Itachi-x-Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,150 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scarlet Tears by VampireBasket reviews
She was weak, feeble and pathetic. A traveller who has locked away her heart and refuses to allow anyone to get too close. But after accidentally befriending one of the Uchiha clan, she is forced to chose between her life on the road or Itachi Uchiha... ItachiXOC and bits of Shisui. Rated T for occasional language, just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,711 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Itachi U., OC] Shisui U., Akatsuki
Instinct by 14shadowrose reviews
Lizz is a 17 year old girl from our world. After seeing her parents death she somehow finds herself in the Avatar World. And on Admiral Zhao's ship with Zuko! She know's everyones future. But will she be able to keep it a secret?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,513 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Zuko, OC
How Cliché by LeStrange and Quinzel reviews
Events have conspired against them, against Sophie and Shelly. The world has lost it's mind and fiction is now reality. It's just another one of those stories, where animals aren't as they seem and two unwitting girls get pulled into things that shouldn't exist. How was she supposed to know those puppies were actually the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,764 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Akatsuki, OC
Avery and The after Life by LeStrange and Quinzel reviews
I died. End of story, right? Wrong. Because lucky me, I get an afterlife. Did I mention it was in another dimension? Well guess what, it is. And not just any dimension, no, one where ninja reign supreme and I'm expected to be one of them. Oh yeah, this dimension is also a television show I've been watching since I was nine. Fun right? Looks like we'll just have to wait and see.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,756 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara, Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Looking Straight to the Sky by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
So, I died. But I guess that's okay, even if I'm now living in a world full of ninjas and the like. It's just too bad that the price for having a second life is taking a job as Death's Apprentice. Oh, woe is me. OC SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,043 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Two Moons by phoenixyfriend reviews
Some say that to understand a man, you must walk two moons in his shoes. However, living in the back of his head with no way out works just as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Adventures in Reality: Akatsuki Kittens Revised by itachilover16 reviews
Finding kittens isn't all that hard, especially ones that end up on your doorstep. But see, that's where it all got started.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Akatsuki, OC
The Sweetest Sin by DarkeArcanine reviews
Do you have time for a story, friend? Perhaps you've heard young Naruto's story, or Sasuke Uchiha's tale. Have you heard the one about an adopted girl and her unrequited love? Most people laugh at me for getting myself into a mess with an S-ranked criminal, but I won't reveal the whole thing to you just yet. Just to prepare you, this isn't another happy love story. OCxObito
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,124 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Akatsuki
Small World by Chitome reviews
Modern Naruto. As the new girl and her best friend arrive at a new school, they quickly realize that the school is filled with gangs and fighting! Luckily for them, they already know how to fight. Unluckily? The ratio of girls to guys is 3:2.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Hinata H., Gaara, Akatsuki, OC
Dust by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
Everything in my life had settled like a layer of dust. I'd thought it had been time to clear it away. That I had the strength to see through the cloud that might stir up. "All I think about is that night. The rush. The power. The control…I don't have any control these days…And now I do." Rated M for DARK THEMES, UNCONSENTED "INTIMACY" AND EMOTIONAL TURMOIL. Requested Ferns sequel.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2014 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
Rock Star Rising by TK Grimm reviews
[SasoSaku] When Akatsuki, a famous rock band, loses its keyboardist and backup vocals, bass guitarist Itachi Uchiha has the perfect idea for a replacement. Renowned artist and band manager Akasuna no Sasori can't help but agree.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,052 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasori] [Pain/Pein, Konan] - Complete
Splendor by missjewels reviews
Oshima Yuzuki's small town is as far removed from the unpleasant events of the shinobi world as any place could possibly be. But her own stifled life is about to explode beneath her feet when, by fate, Yuzuki is pulled into the the orbit of one of the world's most powerful men: Uchiha Madara. MadaraOC. Currently on hiatus, plan to return eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Madara U., OC
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dirty Girl by TK Grimm reviews
[PeinSaku] [One-Shot] In which Sakura becomes a Peeping Tom and pays the price. Winning entry for SpeedDemon315's one-shot contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] - Complete
U P E N D I by Razzella reviews
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there." - Lewis Carroll. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Akatsuki, OC
An Everlasting Flame by ToeGirth reviews
Usually when one thinks of life after death they think of heaven or hell. They definitely dont think about being reborn, let alone in the world of Naruto. This was going to be interesting... Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,942 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Yamato, Kotetsu H.
Flames of a Butterfly by Peyton LeVay reviews
Only an incorrigible idiot with suicidal tendencies would ever classify being reborn into the Avatar-verse—in the middle of a century-long war—as "cool." Nuff' said. — SI, OC. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Zuko, Azula, Gaang, OC
Chai Please by Sayuri-Uzumaki-Nara reviews
She just didn't see the harm in serving tea to S Ranked criminals.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
At Dawn by Razzella reviews
The Akatsuki are transformed into kittens and are shifted into another world. There Isis, a member of the S-rank criminal group, Dawn, finds them in a box near their base. Suspicious of the supposed box, Isis takes it to the base to present it to her leader, Phoenix. HIATUS. [Akatsuki x OC(s)]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Akatsuki, OC]
Tobi Can Say Anything and it Always Sounds Wrong by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi is the master of making anything and everything sound so awkward. Why not scribe it to be sure we don't miss out on anything? Sporadic updates. Crack; one-sided TobiDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Obito U., Deidara
Yeah, We Know We're Special by BitterSweetChaoticSerenity reviews
Discontinued. Sorry. This story has been on and off, and I think we should just make it easier on everyone by just calling it complete. There will be ONE MORE rewrite, and then the story will stay that way. I'm so sorry if people are trying to catch up with how many times we have rewritten this story. This version is staying, the next - and last - version will be better: complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,439 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Kisame H., Obito U., OC] Akatsuki - Complete
On the Subject of Children-HIATUS by The Jashinist and Peeves reviews
It's never been confirmed that anyone in the Akatsuki can actually handle children. Well, until six of them get turned into children. K-plus for Hidan's nasty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Akatsuki, OC
The Deathless One by VesperChan reviews
If they knew they would say she was in over her head, they would say that messing with the ancient ninja arts-the black magic of their culture-would get her killed one day. Sakura was good at listening, but she had always been terrible at saying no. AU Sakura Madara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
A Third Chance by TK Grimm reviews
[SasoSaku] When given a strange book from an old friend, Sakura unlocks the doors to her past lives. Both of them. On her third chance at life, maybe she can use the information to help her achieve what she could not before. Mostly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,243 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 8/25/2007 - [Sasori, Sakura H.] [Pain/Pein, Konan] - Complete
Dark Horse by Razzella reviews
[Semi-AU.] It wasn't until much later I realized trading my soul to an immortal being might have been a bad idea, but by that time I was so absorbed in my new life I had forgotten what it felt like to die. I forgot who I once was, and my life before I was born to this world, but I had let myself forget the reason I did this to begin with; that was the worst part. HIATUS. [OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,457 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Kisame H., Suigetsu H., Mangetsu H., OC
Jashin's dance by Mettlei reviews
Hidan is allowing Kakuzu to take part in something out of this world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Tacit Resonance by animarune reviews
The Akatsuki is an evil organization that nobody really knows anything about, filled with notorious, S-Class nuke-nin. I know all that, so why the hell am I living with them? Better question: Why did one of them save me? But then, Tobi's a good friend now, and I... I think I might be falling for Deidara... Okay, seriously, who the hell keeps shouting at me?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,283 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Deidara, OC] Obito U.
Battle Rogue by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
"I had never imagined this to happen. In all my life, I had never thought I'd have to kill someone, to make someone suffer. I never realized I could be so selfish." 42 students, three days, one deserted Island: welcome to Battle Rogue. Deidara Iwa and his class find themselves trapped on a mysterious island; Forced to fight each other till death. Full summary Inside. SasoxDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,871 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Orochimaru, Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
Why am I alive? by jellydonut16 reviews
AU All I ever wanted to do was to go out with a blast; show everyone the fleeting beauty of my art, hmm! Not get reincarnated, yeah! Dammit, stop manhandling me, woman! Just because I'm an infant doesn't mean you have the right to treat me like one! YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER / Deidara-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Akatsuki Kittens by XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX reviews
The title says it all! The Akatsuki turn into Kittens! What will happen when they mysteriously wake up in a different world? And they are in the hands of a 16 year old girl? Whoa! You gotta read to find out! WARNING! This is a CRACK fiction!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 55,249 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Akatsuki
How To Build A Role-Model by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Deidara Iwa, Hired personally by an old band, known as The Akatsuki, to help lead-guitarist Sasori Akasuna get over his serious drug problem, and help The Akatsuki rise back up to fame. How will Deidara feel when he is forced to turn Sasori into a respected role-model, in under a month? Rated T for language, use of drugs, and alcohol. SasoDei. Ratings may change. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,667 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Where One Doesn't Belong by Andra Black reviews
Alexandra Smith, a teen who is mysteriously, and abruptly, warped to another dimension. Now set on a quest to find her way home, she overcomes many challenges that nearly kill her. Whilst on the adventure, she must keep an important secret; she's a fan of the Akatsuki! Love and betrayal awaits this tomboy. Rated M for swearing, blood, and future suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Kisame H., Akatsuki
Dance with the Devil by VesperChan reviews
She thought they were all dead, but one by one the deceased members of the Akatsukie start showing up on her doorstep, whether she wants them to or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,845 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Akatsuki Kittens by foxylove51 reviews
The Akatsuki are turned into tiny furballs and some how end up in our world, only to be discovered by a teenage girl and her wacky friends.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,669 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
100 Ways to Piss Off Akatsuki by ikhri0pins reviews
When the Akatsuki's not busy being badass and destroying villages, they're dealing with an annoying piece of shit back at their lair. crack!fic, hardly canon, ooc imminent. Proceed with warning. OC (named Zuri) interaction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Akatsuki, OC
My Utopia by Agent47Rulz reviews
Obito knew that if Deidara had ever discovered his heritage that the chances for a confrontation between the two would be incredibly high. Now that he has, can the Uchiha stop the blond bomber without killing him in the process? Obito vs. Deidara. One-Shot. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Menagerie by silverfootsteps reviews
"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,808 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Clemency by Razzella reviews
"What is death like?" Madara Uchiha was not sorry. And somehow, he knew she wasn't either. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Cinderella Of Konoha by KitsuneMiyuKendraHyuga reviews
AU Haruno Sakura is a beautiful orphan university student who works as a waitress. Even if she wishes to attend the huge university ball which is going to take place, she has to work late that evening. But what if there was a possibility to go? She just has to get back before midnight…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,825 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Lies Of The Silent by Alyce DreamEater reviews
I remember dying. I don't remember who I was. I do remember everything about an anime called Naruto. But I must lie. About how I ended up in the desert, about me being 'human' and why I knew so much. If I was going to be part of the Akatsuki, I had to act the part. Which means acting how I feel. Like a twelve year old and ready to scheme.Lets see how long they last. HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Gaara, Obito U., Akatsuki, OC
Far From Home by TeamMadara reviews
She was eleven years old when she ran away from her home to teach her brother Kakashi a lesson by showing him that he couldn't treat her as he wanted to. When the little girl got attacked near Amegakure it was an old friend of her brother who found her and decided to save her life by taking her with him. ObitoXOC, lemon, laguage. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Obito U., OC
Divided Rivers Reunite in The Ocean by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Taken from the Village Hidden in the Rain as a child, Yumi grows up in Konoha, surrounded by friends. But what happens one day when someone from her past reappears - in the form of the leader of a group she has been sworn to take down... The Akatsuki Romance PeinxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,118 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Pain/Pein
Beneath the Mask by Bipolar-Writer reviews
Tobi has been acting his usual, childish self. Deidara is irritated. But things are never as they seem, and curiosity seems to be one of those things. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Deidara, Obito U., Zetsu - Complete
It Started With a Mission by DragonFire44 reviews
A sudden attack by some ANBU leaves Deidara injured and is forced to be close to Tobi who insists on helping. Then things take a turn for the worse, will they escape?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Shinobi Tales: Tsubaki of the Pen by Neleothesze reviews
(Complete) One reincarnation unwisely decides to publish the stories of several villains in the form of fairy tales. Unfortunately, not just children take notice. Main characters: most Akatsuki members, shady Konoha shinobi, OCs and a pseudo-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,142 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Obito U., Konan, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Cutting It Close by DragonFire44 reviews
After an unexpected end to a mission Tobi and Deidara stop at an inn for the night, but Deidara is far too angry to sleep and after yelling at Tobi storms off and has a close cut. Will Tobi be able to tell Deidara his feelings for him or will he let them remain buried? And what about Deidara, how does he feel?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Hollow Queen: Pt1 Revision by kompulsivelyKapricious reviews
For hundreds of years, the world has sought to create the perfect human being. Fast, smart, strong, beautiful... but nothing has ever worked. However, when a young girl stumbles upon Konoha, the fine line that had been drawn between dreams and reality will become blurred, and life will never be the same again. Violence-MildLanguage-Shisui/OC/Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Shisui U., OC, Itachi U.
Animal I Have Become by UnderneathTheRose reviews
L has proven Light's guilt as Kira. Now, in order to save himself from execution, and Ryuk from boredom, he must offer L the only thing he can. But will L take the offer? LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,163 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 8/20/2009 - L, Light Y.
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
The Toy Named Tobi by Jezmaiya reviews
When Obito accidentally gets stuck in a different dimension, to add insult, he's stuck in the form of a plush toy. What's worse? He's owned by a girl who looks exactly Rin, whose name is Rin. As time passes in this world and with Rin's past coming undone, he finds himself falling in love with her all over again but he's not the only one this time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Obito U., Rin
An Artist's World by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
People say that the best assassins are the ones who can touch your heart before their dagger stops it. They can blend in with any crowd, become any face and live any life. And Sakura was one of them. To save a life she must destroy her own, and slake any heart that stands in her way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Sakura H., Sasori, Deidara] Akatsuki
The Girl with the Crimson Wings by blackcatgirl reviews
Sequel to 'An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki.' A girl is suddenly transported to a strange world while on a class trip. Meanwhile, the Akatsuki has received a request from a pair traveling from a distant country. Two fates will start to converge, red and white, and an ordinary girl will have to make her choice. Is Tenshi really beyond reach?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,654 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Akatsuki, OC, Deidara, Sasori
Bleeding Hearts by Grell-Alois reviews
Beyond Birthday has captured Light and L and it going to do the unspeakable things to get L as his own.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 3/17/2010 - L, Light Y.
Dogs, Are You Serious? by Simplicity-Shitsuboku reviews
The Akatsuki don't really know what happened. It's the first time they've seen each other face-to-face in seven years and some freak storm ruins everything by making some witch angry. All they know is that they're dogs, and that the two girls taking care of them have got more than a few loose screws. (Going back and editing since I no longer like how it's written)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Akatsuki, OC
Bonds of Betrayal by rukia23 reviews
She trusted him with her life until he tried to take it with tears in his eyes and his hand shaking, but she doesn't remember those small details. Doesn't remember the words he uttered to her before she blacked out. ItachixOC. Slight IzumoxOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 120,805 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Itachi U., Izumo K., OC
Hollow Queen by kompulsivelyKapricious reviews
In the game of chess, the most powerful piece is the Queen. She can move an unlimited amount of spaces, in any direction, and attack whoever she wants. She is indestructible. She is pure power in a small body. But she is hollow; no emotions. Nothing inside her. She attacks ruthlessly. She was born this way. She was created for destruction. The rules never change. Shisui/OC/Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Shisui U., Itachi U., OC
The Shadow's Assassin by TearsOnTheRiver reviews
She took her father's place in the Palace Guard, only to be assigned to the hot-headed heir to the throne. She starts to realize just how desperate he is to regain his honor, and is torn between family secrets and helping the scarred Prince. Zuko/OC. AU, Originally 'The Dagger of the Night"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,279 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Zuko, OC
Persona by The Other One 7721 reviews
After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Imagine Me Without You by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
"I'm not insane," she told herself; her hands were trembling, their sallow image wavering as her tears spilled over her lashes. "I'm not insane. You exist. You're real." Sasori's heartbeat faltered just slightly as he watched her sob atop his desk, and he set his hands atop her shoulders as if it would somehow help. "Whoever said you were?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori
Tied to the Bell Tree by polyptera reviews
On the day that Suzuki is born, somewhere in another universe a young woman laying in a coma dies. Unfortunately Ann can't accept her death and the impossibility of reincarnation. Suzuki must deal with the consequences as she clashes with her past life while trying to find her place in the secretive world of the shinobi where no one is what they seem. OC Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,520 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
In another life by beemera reviews
Itachi/OC: A oneshot of who might have been strong enough to capture Itachi's attentions before he made the ultimate sacrifice. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Itachi U., OC - Complete
Why by ILiveADaydream reviews
To be partner-trained was to become one with your partner. It was a bond that ran deeper than any other, one capable of bringing great joy and great pain. Partners never forgot each other, no matter what happened, and living without each other in the world was impossible. The moment one left the Earth forever, the other would know and act. Warning: Character death Itachi/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Itachi U., OC] - Complete
If You Like Piña Coladas by ShizukaRen-Hime reviews
We've heard it all before. Girl gets sucked into Naruto, girl heroically makes sure the story stays on track. Well, this girl was nearly killed in a ninja attack, and since then, she's had a change of heart. The story of a girl out to change the world...completely. AU. Pairing still undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kimimaro K., Akatsuki, Jashin
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
A God's Chessboard by Sylviaen-Cross reviews
There are only so many times you can live. Chiyoko has learned this - several times. So when she's thrown in a world where shinobi play with knives and Bijuu breathe fire, you'd think keeping her head down and not getting invested is easier than it sounds. If only. OC/SI GEN HIATUS UNDER REVISION
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,213 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, Team Seven, OC
Gender Confusion by phoenixyfriend reviews
Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 161,486 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Tobi's First Day by Mnsk reviews
Deidara had high expectations when Zetsu informed him he would be getting a new partner. He didn't think the guy was all that great, but it was pretty cool that he could offend most of the Akatsuki with practiced ease.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Seal of Bond by Canna reviews
AU. Shoukanjuus are magical creatures with supernatural powers. Becoming a Tamer and capturing Shoukanjuus has always been Uzumaki Naruto's dream. However, during the Tamer exam, Naruto fell off a cliff and encountered one of the legendary creatures that were only believed to be myths. An S-rank Shoukanjuu. [Yaoi] ItaNaru / NaruIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Akatsuki Gone Wild! by Horror Story 13 reviews
Lilianne's got a new life. New school, new friends, new house... new pets? When she discovers a pack of peculiar animals in her new home, the last thing she expects is for these wild animals to be the even wilder Akatsuki! Join Lily, the Akatsuki and a whole bands of crazy characters in the new adventure coming to a fanfic near you! OCs welcome!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Akatsuki, OC
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hashirama S., Naruto U., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Obito U., Madara U.
Things Will Never Be The Same by Snowy Shadow Cat reviews
Jack just wanted to be left alone; after the death of his family, he didn't want to deal with anybody. So Jack ran away. But now after three years of isolation, he's in Foster Care and they're trying to get him to cope with life as a normal teenaged boy. Things keep going wrong for Jack and he doesn't know how he'll survive the next two years. AU: BlackIce. Little Jack/Bunny
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,596 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Romeo by Angel's Anthem reviews
I was kidnapped from my home so they could train me to fight for their entertainment. If you survive the games, you are deemed worthy of joining a clan and may choose a mate. Losing was no longer an option. For I, the student, had fallen for the master...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013
Oh Romeo! by ShelbySabaku reviews
"You should be thankful though Sakura! Everyone male in school wants to be your Romeo!" Sakura was honestly going to kill Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Kitten: Phoenix Corporation Overhaul by phoenixyfriend reviews
In the world of parodies, logic is a power all of its own. An OC doesn't need to be special to be interesting, and romance isn't a necessity. When the Akatsuki fall into the real world, catty to the extreme, well... only more can follow, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,753 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Akatsuki, Yahiko
Why Deidara Will Never Touch Tobi Again by FancyToaster reviews
Deidara covered Tobi's mouth, and he knew he made a grave mistake, T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
The Other Survivor by Guilty.Ink reviews
She wasn't the girl who changed his mind, or made him stay, or even gave him a good enough reason to live - but without a doubt, Itachi loved her anyway. From the beginning of his childhood, through the Uchiha massacre and his days in the Akatsuki up until his death, it was always her. ItachiOC. COMPLETE / Under construction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,799 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Itachi U., OC] - Complete
An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki by blackcatgirl reviews
A sweet, social, perky, hyperactive Akatsuki fan. A short-tempered girl with an excessive revulsion towards other people. When a box of odd kittens showed up in her garden, Tenshi had no idea just how much they would mess with her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,418 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Sasori, OC - Complete
You Really Do Know How To Have Fun by MagentaCarther reviews
Pitch has been torturing and holding Jack hostage as bait to lure the Guardians to his palace. He has plans of different types of torture for each individual Guardian to strike at their very core's... in other words, their centers! WARNING: Graphic, Violence, Language, Non-con!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,753 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
The Fame Monster by SoleixDeidara reviews
Deidara has finally come out and embraced the fact that he is gay, and everything finally seems to be falling into place. His life is getting better, his lifelong crush returned his affection, and he is finally letting go of any past doubts. But after a conversation with Tobi, a guy who seems to understand him, Deidara realizes that things aren't always as perfect as they seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,919 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Deidara, Obito U.
And Then There Were Kitties by Foosha reviews
College-going shut-ins Nicky and Vash have been living through their relatively uninteresting lives for the past few years. Finally when Nicky thinks she's about to die from monotony, an interesting litter of kittens shows up by her back door. Dundundun! Rated M just in case!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,084 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Akatsuki
In Love With A Killer by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
"Child Murderer Strikes Again" "Aw, he's not so bad, right? A little extensive, sure..." "You... You're the Boogeyman...? YOU KILLED ALL THOSE CHILDREN!" Pitch Black, the serial killer has terrorized a small town right under their noses. -RATED M FOR GORE, BETRAYAL, TOUCHY SUBJECTS, LANGUAGE, FUTURE SMUT, and CHILD DEATH. - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED (Eventual BlackIce.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,277 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Second Chance by Tri17 reviews
Post 4th War. A dark truth in a dark room; a preserved body; a revival jutsu... It was fate that led her to him. Sakura needed a test subject for her revival jutsu and Itachi deserved a second chance at life. She could give him that chance. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 288,955 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Mommy, Send Me An Angel by deideiblueeyez reviews
Three-year-old Miko has endured the horrors of sexual abuse by her father's clients her entire life. After a chaotic infiltration, she is "adopted" by a blond stranger wearing a black cloak with red clouds. In her new home, "normality" is alien and frightening. What are his intentions? Is there any hope of him healing the scars adorning her heart, her mind, her very skin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,203 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Deidara, Konan, OC
You belong with me by LokiPie reviews
He had been in love with the Prince for god knows how long; it had started when Prince Black came to town for a celebration festival. It was a big day for everyone, banners everywhere, food, dancing and smiles but one thing Jack did not expect was getting his heart broken by the man he thought he would never met. BlackIce :3
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U.
Never turning back by fated blondie reviews
Sakura is fed up with her friends treating her so badly. So when Itachi shows up and confronts her about it, will she leave and try for a better life with Akatsuki, or will she stay and make the best out of her life. Main pairing :Itasaku OOCness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,185 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Dodge Ball by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
Everyone knew he was unbeatable, but of course a girl with pink hair would be the one to prove him otherwise. [A smirk was etched on her face, her foot rested atop the ball that had knocked the wind out of him and a ball in her hand. "You're out," she snickered, her eyes glimmering with mischief and her smirk flirty.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Happy Birthday, Deidara! by KazuCat reviews
Deidara doesn't think anyone in Akatsuki will notice his birthday, especially that emotionless puppet Sasori no Danna! Tobi and Hidan have a funny time trying to give the blonde a good birthday but all he really wants is to spend time with Sasori. SasoDei story. Rated M for yaoi and strong language. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Obito U., Hidan - Complete
Baka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
SEQUAL TO BECKA NEKO: Several years has past since Becka's 'little' trip to the Naruto universe. What's gonna happen when ten familiar kitties (Cough coughAKATSUKIcough cough) enter her life? "Bwahaha! Ten kittens, on MY salary? You must be shitting bricks if you think I can afford them!" Chaos, absolute chaos. (RATED M FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,217 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Akatsuki
Forbidden Frosty Yearning! by StrangeAnimeFreak reviews
Jack Frost and the rest of the guardians must protect Jamie from the sinister and wicked things Pitch Black plans to do to him. The guardians will stop at nothing to protect Jamie...even if it means Jack Frost giving himself up to the disturbing Pitch and his deep desires... WARNING: YAOI
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Heart of Frost by silentphill reviews
It's been three years since the Guardians defeated Pitch. Jack is a guardian, but still yearns for family, belief and love. A certain event might offer Jack exactly what he wants, the price being his immortality. However, something arises from the darkness, something worse than the Nightmare King. The guardians are in need of assistance. And who knows darkness better than Pitch?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Broken Souls by AllenPoe'sbiggestfan reviews
Several months after Pitch's defeat, Jack is feeling estranged. After the joy of being believed in fades with the coming summer in Burgess, Jack escapes to a colder place to find his peace of mind. An eventual Blackice fic I'm working my way through, I hope you enjoy! I appreciate reviews
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,521 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Frost High by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Based off a short on tumblr I read. Jack's a student and he's taking a class with a one Mister Black. Having feelings for a teacher- usually this goes unrewarded and ignored, but for some reason, Jack finds himself constantly trying and pining for his attention. AU AU AU AU AU. Need I say it again? A fricking U. Rating will change.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,242 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Young Blood by MadaSasu reviews
Madara is in a secret group of vampires. When Itachi his partner introduces the older vampire to his beautiful and fine blooded little brother, the elder finds himself engrossed by Sasuke’s looks. Not to mention his mouth-watering blood…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Madara U.
Being Here When You're Not by YaoiFanGirl1990 reviews
Summary Inside Sequel to Drowning. I know everyone who's read drowning has been waiting for it. Rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
Paws by Ginger Conspiracies reviews
AU A box of weirdly coloured kittens appear on Katie's lawn a day before her 17th birthday, and she takes them in thanks to begging from her best friend, only to soon realise they aren't the innocent little furballs that she expected... Rated T for Hidan and my OC's excessive swearing. Possible DeidaraXOC {BEING REWRITTEN, PLEASE DO NOT READ UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,774 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Akatsuki
Shattered Silence by Kozmotis Nightmare reviews
After a long and desperate struggle, the Guardians are nearly finished with the task of capturing Nightmares. But when Jack discovers that what they're doing is causing Pitch harm, he'll do anything to make things right again.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,125 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost
Eight Little Hellions by werewolfbleu reviews
On her way home from a mission our favorite pink haired Kuniochi saves eight baby wolves from a fiery death. Little does she know that the little hellions that steal her heart are none other than the dreaded Akatsuki. Will Sakura abandon them? Or will she give up the life she's made in Konoha to be with the very men who want to capture her best friend? Ita/Saku pairing. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,928 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Unfortunate Events by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 205 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Body Unbroken by StarkBlack reviews
Pitch has Jack prisoner and plans to use the Guardian's fear to restore his nightmare powers. Warnings: non con, rape, angst, male x male.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Truth or Dare by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Wherein a game of Truth or Dare with the Guardians takes a steamy turn in the darkest of directions. Oneshot. Smut. Jack-x-Pitch
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Explosive Partnerships by GravityDefyingTrenchCoat reviews
'It wasn't a particularly special mission, but with Tobi as a partner Deidara doesn't doubt something will go wrong… Unfortunately, this time, he's right.' Sick!Deidara and lots of fluff. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Of Light and Sand Part ONE by beemera reviews
The blind acceptance of a student who agrees to take the Demon of Suna on as a sensei. Flowing from the Academy to Gaara's capture by the Akatsuki, follow the progress of Emi and Gaara as their relationship develops into something more than teacher and student. Gaara/OC - I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS. Rated T for some language and violence :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Gaara, OC - Complete
Becka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Becka is an average orphan yearning for a home. One morning she wakes up to find herself in the Naruto world, as a cat! How long will Becka be-able to last living with a bunch of smexy criminals? Rated M just incase (COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 147,366 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
From What I've Tasted of Desire by murderousfiligree reviews
Jack awakens from a nightmare to find Pitch watching him sleep. Blackice, PWP
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Your Worst Fear by Iridescent Reflection reviews
Jack Frost was lured into Pitch's lair by the echo of a voice. He only meant for a quick investigation, but something held him back. Looks like he won't be making it back to help Easter after all. Warning: Noncon -Christmas present for a friend-
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Captive by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Will wakes up chained to a bed.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
Dark Times Return by shibi13 reviews
Summary:A year after the events of the movie, the Big Four celebrate the anniversary of Jack becoming a Guardian. Unfortunately, an uninvited guest shows up and everything spirals down from there. Reviews are greatly appreciated. M/M boy love, yaoi, whatever you wanna call it.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,152 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Rumors by kawaiigrl8 reviews
Naruto is depressed to found out that he's going to a private high school.Like making friends wasn't hard enough.When sasuke first laid eyes on the blonde it became in invasion.He's obsessed.With his the new obsession,naruto might be in trouble. yaoi-M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sons of Dark and Light by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
Years after Sky High, Will was lying with his archenemy. Danger was at its peak. He knew that this kiss could be deadly to him. It was a chaotic rhythm of a metronome in the private world in which the virtuous willingly gave in to the wicked. It was the screwed up realm where sons of dark and light mix when they really shouldn't. DARK THEMES, INTENSE INTIMACY, and VIOLENCE
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2012 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
Bitter End by omfg it's you reviews
"...Sempai...the world has gone dark..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Obito U., Deidara
Plushie Akatsuki! by Pendragon-sama reviews
I suck at summaries and titles! An ordinary fangirl gets a rather special Christmas present, that just happen to turn into the Akatsuki when she hugs them! What will happen? Rated for Hidan's mouth and stuff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,959 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
A Frozen Flame Reloaded by Z.C.A reviews
Basically this is about Sashay, a ninja with pretty unique powers. She has no idea who her parents are and raised herself hidden in the great forest. She ventures into the leaf village but ends up in the hands of the akatsuki during her first exam. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ways To Get Akatsuki Pissed At You by DM-sama reviews
Warning: Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,230 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Akatsuki
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Acquainted With The Night by FanFictionFox49 reviews
There are times that Madara wonders why he poses as Tobi. He knows very well that it would be much easier, much less trouble to show his true identity. But now, when both Deidara and Itachi falls sick, he realises that he will never have the chance to get as close to his team as he does while wearing that infuriating orange mask.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Obito U., Deidara
Ferns by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
I hated my body, and myself, for liking it. If I hadn't been so weak I would never have felt all of the things I had felt. I wouldn't be motionless on the forest floor, surrounded by ferns that had lay witness to all that had happened. "Ow! Please, Warren! Don't!" Rated M for DARK THEMES, UNCONSENTED "INTIMACY", AND OVERALL STOMACH-KNOTTING DARKNESS AND EEEVIL. Requested oneshot.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
Contemplating by DragonFire44 reviews
While on a mission Tobi and Deidara get attacked. Can Tobi prevent Deidara from dying? Or is he already too late? Rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Falling Up by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura Haruno's favorite Anime, Naruto, came to life before her eyes. The characters became real to her, and she became something to special to them. But, not everything is perfect, and ghosts from the past could be more haunting then before. SakuxMulti HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,204 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Kitten's Kurse by Winter Blue Dragon reviews
You know of Criptids right? The Mothman, the Owlman, the Lizardman... Most Cryptids are created by the goverment and this is my story. The story of how I travel to another world and find the Akatsuki. I have no family, no name, nothing... This is my story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Obito U., Akatsuki
Shower of Thorns by Blue-Eyed-Butterfly reviews
Ritsuka's lost his ears, his mother's dead, & he's living with Soubi. But, Ritsuka has a dark secret that he's kept even from Soubi. When Soubi finds out, will that be the end of Loveless, or will it only strengthen their bond? SXR Self-Injury
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,590 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A.
I don't want to love by J.S-chan reviews
Deidara gets rejected by Sasori, who moves, and the blonde promises himself not to love again. But what happens when they meet five years later, without recognizing each other? WARNING: Bad language!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,439 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
The power of love by Arwenia reviews
PLOT. Ame orphans x OC, eventually Akatsuki x OC. Rated M./ As a child she fell into this world and died not knowing if she will ever be able to return. Her power both powerful and addictive, a curse in itself, is the only thing keeping her sane.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,586 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Akatsuki
What We Feel by DragonFire44 reviews
Words don't always work, seeing and feeling can be much stronger. Deidara gets a surprise and words don't do anything to help alleviate his feelings. Contains mature content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Dawn of Truth by MegaKiraraLover reviews
A member of the Akatsuki, captured by Iwa nin, held hostage with his partner the stakes if he leaves. But then the previously-normal interrogation turned...darker... Torture/Rape DeiTobi/TobiDei/MadaDei hints/caring/friendship...ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Deidara, Obito U.] - Complete
Facade by eeveepkmnfan reviews
Deidara has a weird dream about Tobi. But wait, is it really a dream? And why was Tobi acting so strange in it?...Just who really is the man behind the mask? Warning: bits and hints of shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
The Kidnapping Of Emily and Alita! by Alita 'n' Emily reviews
For Emily and Alita, their life sucks. Boring school, stupid people... But it's now the last lesson of the day. Go to the Naruto World? Be glad to! But why? Expect humor, OOCness, swearing, Mary-Sues and how does romance fit in this exactly? HidaOC ItaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan
Is Having a Weakness Really Such a Bad Thing? by DragonFire44 reviews
On top of the pillar stands the man who has no weakness, when he comes down will he be stronger or weaker than before?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Tired of Waiting by DragonFire44 reviews
Tobi loves Deidara, but he's worried that he'll hate him because of his sharingan. So when he finally reveals it does Deidara hate him? Or will he give Tobi a chance? Contains Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
A Wish to Remember by RomesLions reviews
A lonely young girl makes a wish and suddenly the Akatsuki are at her door; as kittens. Except there's one problem, she's never seen Naruto in her life! Kitty cursing, crazy-ness, and a hyper-active Tobi, thing're gunna to get crazy. Adopted from Nadalada
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Akatsuki
The Akatsuki: tails, paws and a huge problem by Introvertedraccoon94 reviews
Yet another tale where our beloved criminals have transformed into felines. Follow these men on a journey where they discover the new world, find a counter jutsu, and help their owners escape from the broken household in which they reside. OC x ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Of Course, It Always Turns Out Like This by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
Okay look here Akatsuki. You're not gonna get any information about Naruto out of me! And I don't care if you're cunning! And strong..and ruthless...and cold blooded murders...Yeah. We're screwed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Akatsuki
Drizzle of Heartbeats by Canna reviews
AU. The wheels of fate starts to turn as a new school year begins in Akatsuki University. How does a simple meeting unlock the chains of past that bounded Deidara and Itachi? Major pairings: KisaIta, Sasodei. Minor: Zabuhaku, kakuhidan. -Yaoi- Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Feeling Pleasure by DragonFire44 reviews
While resting at an Inn, Tobi attempts to get Deidara to eat and it turns into something unexpected. Contains mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Angel by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
He needed a new angel because the previous one had been sacrificed in the taking of Konoha. He needed an angel who could heal his men; even the dead ones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,909 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Too Late by DragonFire44 reviews
Tobi takes off from the hideout in search of his partner. When he finds him he wonders what happened and regrets not doing something sooner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Bloom in Blood by Lady Anata reviews
Haruno Sakura, mob boss of the Haruno Empire, has lost her mom by the hands of her biggest enemy: the Uchiha Empire. Sakura's now looking for revenge, but how can she do so with school, the Akatsuki and without falling in love with Uchiha Itachi?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,008 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
RockStar Dreams A sasodei Love story by Keiko-Kameko reviews
Deidara is a famous Rockstar known as "The Bomber" but what happens when a certain red head goes to his concert and falls in love, but then hears his beloved had gotten into a fatal crash? Read To find Out! Rated M For Later Chapters..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I'm Not A Girl by Jinxed22 reviews
Deidara is being beaten by his father, and is forced to go to school- as a girl. What will his friends think when they realize he is not a boy. And what about Sasori? SasoDei, future lemon, swearing, abuse, cross dressing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsukitties by Valkyrie0Magma reviews
What if the bijuu extraction with Gaara was stopped before it finished? and what if the result sent the akatsuki here...as cats? DeidaraxOc, ItachixOc, SasorixOc, Tobi/MadaraxOc, slight HidaKonaPain. AU. Rated T for language among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,631 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Shikotsumyaku by Sleyman reviews
Kimimaro is found, near death, by ANBU and taken back to Konoha to try and acquire the secrets of his bloodline. But, with Tsunade as the new Hokage, things may change for him. KimimaroxSakura Epilogue added! Epilogue-Epilogue Added!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,267 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Sakura H., Kimimaro K. - Complete
Crimson Ink by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki, and is forced to join their ranks. But it wasn't all for nothing, and secrets she never knew existed are revealed by people she never even dreamed of getting close to. SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,206 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Poisonous Disrespect by Kaline Reine reviews
Sasuke is a vampire hunter; and Itachi... a powerful Vampire Lord. What will happen when Sasuke tries to seduce and kill him? Caution: Incest, yaoi, vampires, blood, gore, violence, etc. ItaSasu not brothers in this one with side pairings. Collab.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,084 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Obsessed by UnderneathTheRose reviews
AU: L goes to England to solve a difficult case. Light stays behind to continue his classes. Without L around, what happens when a man pursues Light, eventually turning into a stalker that Light can't handle? LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,887 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - L, Light Y.
The Lost Ones by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
"In my world, there is no such thing as an eye for an eye: it is an eye for an eye, an arm and a leg." Gangs, guns, drugs, prostitution, blackmail, rape, bondage, blood, and yaoi: not particularly in that order. Multiple pairings, AU, manipulated OOC, etc
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,536 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - L, Light Y.
Akatsuki Wants A Baby by Pinkyni21 reviews
Due to the small amount of members the Akatsuki decide they need an heir. When Konan discovers she cannot have children, who will Pein turn to? Yaoi and Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
The Cop and the Criminal by Chance'sLyrics reviews
Itachi Uchiha: Akatsuki member, killer. Samantha Angelous: Detective, orphan. When everything is taken from you there is rarely anything you can do about it. But when Akatsuki comes to California, Samantha takes Itachi's crimes to heart. AU. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Gomenasai Sempai by Ninoandjaffar reviews
After an attack on the Akatsuki HQ, Tobi is missing. Deidara must now seek out his ally in hopes of saving him. TobiXDei Shonen ai. Rated for Violence and Language, mainly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
I'm Not Who I Think I Am by Simply Emotional reviews
What happens when Light and Kira are fighting for control of the same body? Self harm becomes a usual part of Light's routine, and suicide weighs heavily on his mind, trying to kill himself before he can kill L. L begins to notice these changes.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,072 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor reviews
When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
When Fantasy and Reality Collide by CideanForever reviews
A near-death experience is the beginning for Raven. In another world, she learns lessons that go unseen until the very end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,228 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Pride Hides All Insecurities by account-is-terminated1221 reviews
'Allen panicked, knocked once on the door, and ran as fast as he could, turning the corner before Kanda could see who had been there.' KandaxAllen yaoi! Rated M! X3
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Akatsuki Kittehs WTF! by LolAvatarWolfs reviews
1st story, no flame plz. jade some girls akatsuki kittehs unexpected events :D discontinued cuz ima lazy @ss
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,227 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Akatsuki
Runaway Mate by Kage Reject reviews
Sequel to Blood and Chocolate by BonneNuit Light runs away from Japan in order to get as far away from L as humanly possibly after what L did to him that night. Suggest reading first one before reading sequel, I am advising you now before you enter.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,498 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - L, Light Y.
Comatose To Rebirthing by I-eat-Deidara-Rawr reviews
Sakura wakes up from a coma to find that she has lost everything. Her parents,younger brother,best friend,boyfriend, and any sliver of happiness she ever had. But after being passed around in foster care someone wants to adopt her..and his name is Pain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Falling For A Vampire by Kosue1501 reviews
Sakura gets into vampire business and is now on Konan‘s to kill list. Now not only does Itachi have to find a way to get rid of Konan, he has to deal with Vampire hunters and the unknown enemy vampire Konan hired. Eventually secrets spill out. Ita/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Mister Monster by Bleached Noise reviews
Murders have been occurring at To-Oh University, starting with the death of Light Yagami's roommate & B's cousin, A. L is assigned Light as a new roommate, & suspects him of being the notorious 'Kira'. One judgmental mistake can cost L his life. AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - L, Light Y.
Ja Ne by Hallucinating Skys reviews
After what Sasuke said to him, Naruto doesn't want to forgive the bastard. After what he said to the dobe, Sasuke is just trying to gain back his trust. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,746 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Scream by Chain-of-Sacrifice reviews
Scream as loud as you want. No one will hear you. No one will Save you. No one will miss you when your gone. Story told in Sasuke's POV, WARNING: Uchihacest, Rape, Abuse, Torture. CHAP 4 UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Chosen by Stupe reviews
Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Change by Shomichii reviews
L had always acted strange, but after the week of the worst day in his life, Light finds that he gets even stranger. Not eating candy? THAT was beyond weird, even for L. He also finds that all of L's control disappears with his appetite...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - L, Light Y.
Second Chance by RoseRosa reviews
When neither Heaven or Hell knows where to place Raito where is he to go? Back in time for a second chance! This time there is no death note yet he still has to deal with meddling shinigami, former friends and enemies and a new killer to boot. Raito/L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,312 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Light Y., L
No Confidents by akatsuki FAN KYAAAA reviews
Why is it always a girl who gets into the naruto world and joins the Akatsuki?Not this time, its a boy.Akito Kawato.A weak,shy boy,somehow,asked to cook and clean up instead of being killed.What will the outcome be? Yaoi pairing unknown
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,830 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Akatsuki
Broken by DucklynStark reviews
Sakura is an abused child. Itachi is her best friend, and is the father of her baby. Itachi has a place of his own, and he wants Sakura to live with him. She accepts, but will her abusive parents put an end to things? M for many reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Different Suite by Zucker Kuchen reviews
AU Light is a college student in the orchestra and when musicians become the target of a familiar serial killer, an eccentric undercover detective enters the picture. Can he stop the murders and protect Light before its too late? LxLight, good Light. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Thank You Gift by FiyasGideon reviews
D'ablo sneaks into Vlad's room at night while Otis is away. Vlad wants to know how he is still alive and how he got his hand back but D'ablo only wants to thank him. Why is he thanking him? Better question, how will he thank him! Rated for smutt!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2011 - D'Ablo, Vladimir Tod - Complete
Life After Death by Art-Of-Escape reviews
As Light Yagami lay dying on the steps, pain clutching his heart, he thought he was going to die. He expected to die and go to Mu, for eternity. But what he didn't expect was to wake up again in the past with a second chance. LxLight. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Light Y., L
Behind Cell Block Thirteen by JesaWicked reviews
Neji Hyuuga got arrested for murdering and raping an innocent woman. Problem is, he was framed. Now he is stuck with a known mass murder as his cellmate. Language, Violence, YAOI, NeGa, OOC, AU -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,223 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Broken Heart and Bleeding Scars by Allen Frost reviews
Light and L battle each other in a classic, no magic way. As they fight, the two realizing they are not fight to capture or escape. Rather, they battle to see who posseses whom. YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - L, Light Y.
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
It's a 'Love Hate' Relationship by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Wealthy Parents, a Rich boarding school, and students of every shape and size. What more could a high school girl ask for? Well Sakura Haruno on the other hand is not at ALL pleased. She hates rich kids hates boarding school and her roommate is a...BOY?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,538 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Problems Begin by Servant of Time reviews
Sequel to Masked Love. Two weeks since Masked Love, Secrets revealed, dealing with a new life, and fightig to save everything that they hold dear. Will Sakura and Tobi make it or will their relationship be broken forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U.
The Last Resort by Kirari13 reviews
At his wit's end with the Kira Case, L decides to try something a little drastic. In order to get Light to talk, the detective takes an intimate approach. LightxL, possibly OOC.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hidden In The Music by Miyaka Hana reviews
Sakura is a quiet girl in school. She's a sweet girl to her teachers, although they can not believe that she is a part of a gang, Akatsuki. They also don't know what happens at home, will they find out what's Hidden In The Music, before it's too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,549 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Light kun Why Are You Starring At Me? by XxSoulNoteWriterxX reviews
L and Light are chilling on christmas eve alone. Turns out Matsuda's love of christmas, and christmas decorations, end up getting out two rivals into a little mess. Death Note Christmas. Update soon. LxLight Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2010 - L, Light Y.
After Dark by Shattered.Ruby reviews
L/Light Vampire Fic: “You can’t do that!” I screamed I stepped back, tripped over a tombstone and hit the dirt. I opened my eyes and saw that he was kneeling over me. His dark warm eyes had turned red. I then had fear, fear that I'd fallen for a monster..
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - L, Light Y.
The Asylum by BluePhoenix 711 reviews
She's been locked away for so long, suffering from voices and delusions, when one day a boy shows up who will change everything for her. And why is it that he can silence the voices with just a look or touch. Who is he? More importantly, who was she?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
My Escape by SharkbaitSekki reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
A Thief Captured by CeraFleur reviews
Sakura Haruno is a beautiful and exceptional thief able to make a robbery without a trace. What happens when she is captured by the Akatsuki? Rated M for future chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,461 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Last Shisou Vampire by Death Can't Be Trusted reviews
Light is a lone vampire who's trying to hunt down the person responsible for his family's death. L hunts down Light for the sins he committed. Then the unthinkable happened,L found his intended mate. Sadly,its the loner he caught. All hell breaks loose.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,567 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - L, Light Y.
Mirage by Narutochica reviews
When Sakura sees Sasuke cheating on her on their wedding day, Itachi gives her a lifechanging choice. Either she stays in Konoha and be exploited by Sasuke to 'revive' his clan or join the Akatsuki where her skills would be appreciated more. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,644 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
A Pirates Life for Me by BluePanda22311 reviews
Sakura Haruno, Konoha's street rat. Gaara Sabaku, captain of a ship. When the two meet there lives change in a direction neither wanted nor expected it to go. And what's this about a key? Rated M for citrus-y-ness! GaaSaku of course!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,321 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Sweet Blood by Fallen Angel Temari reviews
Sakura and Itachi are assassins and partners. On her next mission, she discovers a mysterious cave with a chamber in it. Without knowing, she awakened the Demon lord. He claims her as his property, slave and mate. Gaara Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,565 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Dark Solace by Piper-Knight reviews
Being submerged in darkness is like floating in a sea of numb. Sakura tries to live her life through the numb, without others. She lets herself sink into the dark after her life turns against her. Who better then the Akatsuki to surface her from her past?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,552 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Dreaming reality? GETREAL! by Gaara-funk-girl452 reviews
May is just your average teenage living her life.That totallty changes when her and her mum ran over one of the members of the Akatsukiand now they're in her life and town!Why aren't they in the TV? Why are they in Modern lifetime? READ&REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Akatsuki
Life with the Akatsuki! by gothicangel0827 reviews
This a story about 2 girls who suddenly get an unexpected surprise coming to their front door. The Akatsuki team! With all 10 members living in their house how are they going to handle it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,116 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Akatsuki
JAIL by Unknownred reviews
Have you been circumsiced?" Sakura asked. Everyone froze. His fan girls froze, the teachers and even time seemed to freeze. A/N: Story is on hold for the time being. Hiatus!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,545 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Fading Light by MLMsky4life reviews
He didn’t believe him. L didn’t believe him. So Light ran away and ended up in a suburb of Tokyo, to be left with drug dealers, pimps and rapists. And now, abused, cut and broken, he can only fade away into the darkness.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,804 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Light Y., L
Secrets Of A Cherry Blossom by KaciePie reviews
Sakura has a secret she doesn't want anyone to find out but when the chuunin exams come around her secret got harder to hide until a certain red head found out. GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,397 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Lost and Found by kimiii reviews
Sakura's life goes downhill once Sasuke and Ino get married. She then joins Akatsuki. With them, she finds a family, but will she find love? ItaSaku its my first story, flames welcome. BEING REWRITTEN. PREVIOUS CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN DELETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
One Night Standing by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
The band,"The Akatsuki" were having a concert in their hometown of Konoha. What lengths would one pink-haired girl go to get a ticket? Some AkatsukixSakura but major DeixSaku...slight ShikaxIno too but just microscopic! Crack funny romance-ish! :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Itachi's Guide to Shampoo and Conditioner by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Itachi is invited to "Good Morning, Konoha" to give the shinobi of the Leaf Village hair advice. Fangirls collapse left and right as Itachi describes the complicated process to choosing shampoo and conditioner. No pairings. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Spanish Discipline by Innatzu reviews
"Besáme. Dime que me amas" Antonio growled, his hands now gripping Romano's hips. His native tongue brushed erotically against skin, tingling his nerves. Romano never knew his lover could be so roughly dominant. Extra Hardcore Smut. Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Stand In The Rain by cajungurl94 reviews
After only a few weeks with the detective, problems seem to multiply. Light appears to be a magnet for it, too. LxLight vs. BB Rated M for rape, sexual stuff, language, Boy loves boy, spoilers, and anything else. Characters might be OOC. Pairing: LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 11/21/2008 - L, Light Y.
My Smile by Piper-Knight reviews
They were friends since diapers. She has a rough family life, He has no one but his friends. She loves him, He's dating Konan. She decides to end her pain, He just so happens to get to her before it happens. Can He save Her? Will She let Him?AU SakuxPein
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
The Akatsuki Had Twins? by Artemis Nox reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki feels threatened by two psycho teens? It's all right here in a story about a girl, her identical twin sister, and the loving group of people that want to...exterminate them? Rated for a certain SOMEONE'S language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Burning Souls by HuskyWalker reviews
Deidara is abused, starts in a new school, come in a fight and the Akatsuki want him to join him. Maybe Yaoi. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Hunter by Zelha reviews
AltRe. Just when Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she's forced to deal with a cool, infuriating Uchiha. Compelled by her skill and abrasive attitude, said Uchiha finds the medic... intriguing. Clearly, Fate was out of its bloody mind. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,577 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Akatsuki Invaded My House by Sweet-Confessions reviews
I wake up one morning with the whole team of Akatsuki in my bedroom. What the heck could have happened and why are they here! Rated M for Hidan's big mouth 83 and maybe a little pervyness...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,002 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Akatsuki
Tobi Likes Them Big by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi and the gang sit in a restaurant discussing the size of their stuff. As Tobi begs for someone to share with him, one person is left to wonder why all the Akatsuki's outings turn out like this. Crackfic. Rated T for perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Science Project by Defunctory reviews
What would happen if you put the school's idol and outcast on a school science project? Who ever thought that science projects could be so fun....?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,540 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Painting Music (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
Weeks after the Dowager Dance, on the eve of Paul's sixteenth birthday, he and Noah decide to take things to the next level. Explicit consent, healthy relationship, first time sex. Warning: underage sex. Edited April 2014 podfic available at AO3.
Boy Meets Boy, David Levithan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
ZetDei by Zikia reviews
Yes I know, I know. Very lame title. Oh, well I can't think of anything else. This is about Deidara having a crush on Zetsu, since Sasori is gone. It includes randomness, and other Akatsuki members. And a bit of Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Deidara, Zetsu
Prison by xxYaoiPrincessxx reviews
After being sent to jail for blowing up Tokyo Tower, Deidara is sent to prison where he shares a cell with Itachi. Did I forget to mention Itachi has a thing for blondes? Rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Alliance of Demons and vampires by Shadow Shadowsong reviews
Naruto is the prince of the demons, and sasuke is the prince of the vampires. What happens when the two clans meet so that they can have peace between them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,332 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sai the Comedian by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Sai's attempts at cracking jokes fail. Terribly. Sakura tries to explain patiently to him that he is missing a key ingredient, but it is hard to do when Naruto is laughing at her. Will Sai ever be able to make his friends laugh? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
ItaDei :BANG: by xXUchihaxHanaXx reviews
Deidara is a terrorist, and one day, when he comes back home, he finds his worst enemy in his room... on his bed. Uchiha Itachi is, no doubt, the best cop you'll ever find. Deidara's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Vampiress by cherryblossom222 reviews
The Uchihas are alive and are vampires. Their father has died and a new leader is needed. Where does Sakura fit in this. New writer! P.S. I DON'T OWN NARUTO .Also rating change for alot of cursing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
What is IN Anymore? by Piper-Knight reviews
What is IN Anymore? Is it being pretty? Popular? Skinny? Tall? Athletic? No one knows. All we know is that there's always someone on top and some one on bottom. Sakura Haruno, she thought she was the bottom. Until she met Pein and the Akatsuki. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Dilemma by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... Our heroine is a little boyish and our hero is a little bit of a player what will happen when they live under one roof together with Naruto, Chouji, Shikamaru and Lee?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Akatsuki no Ishana by Believing in tomorrow reviews
An atypical tale of a girl who gets sucked into Naruto ends up smack in the middle of the Akatsuki! Join Ishana as she deals with untold amounts of danger while trying to figure out a way to get back home. Realistic. Not the usual cup o' tea here!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,267 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Akatsuki
The cheated seeks revenge by GeulimjaCheonsa reviews
Sakura has been dating Sasuke for only 3 months, and finds him cheating on her, thanks to...the AKATSUKI? Wait a minute. Why would the Akatsuki help her? AU. Rating may change due to swears and some upcoming violence. INDEFINATE HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,566 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
You Belong To Me by MockeryMash reviews
Sasuke is a Prince while Naruto works as a member of the royal household. When Sasuke stumbles upon Naruto's hidden destiny and curse, he must make a difficult decision; to act or not to act? to be or not to be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hidden in the Sand by Kasablanca's Amontillado reviews
New employee of demo squad Katsu, Deidara naiively brings a marionette from a local puppet shop of the town with him on his live-in job. What secrets could the beautifully constructed marionette have, and why does it have such a dangerous name?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Sector L5, Demon Hunters by Ainnenoi Aurum reviews
AU. There's a lot about the universe that humans don't know. L finds out exactly how much they're missing when Light's twin gets tired of waiting for her brother to get out of confinement and it all goes downhill from there. Starts cracky, goes serious.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,669 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Light Y., L
Her Secret Hell by Nami-Lass reviews
Moving to a new school with her abusive 'father', owner of most of the brothels in Shippuuden! She questions the social groupings at her school while her own problems steadily worsen. Help comes from unexpected places when she becomes part of a 'league'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,711 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Say what? Aw snap! by MelloMusic reviews
Two boys summon the Akatsuki to the real world when one makes a wish. But the Akatsuki have plans to take these boys hostage so that they can observe the non-chakra weilding people who somehow Summoned them. RxR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Akatsuki
May Break My Bones by Lilac Rain reviews
Sakura moved to Konoha when she was ten. By accident, she discovers a worn building, whom a boy named Kimimaro is trapped in. Her visits may just break his delicate bones...or his heart rather...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,416 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Kimimaro K., Sakura H.
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Vertigo by Dark Promise reviews
MadaraxSakura. Who was that woman? Madara’s dark eyes roved over the pink haired beauty. Sakura’s hair glittered ethereal pink in the light breeze. One thing he did know for certain, he wanted her. R&R! Heavy lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Running Away by Dizzykins reviews
Naruto has run away from his carer and finds himself lost in the rich part of town. Itachi sees him out in the cold and offers him a place to stay with him and his brother. Who knew Itachi's brother was Naruto's old friend! SasuNaru, ItaNaru, and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
We ran out of Time by hamaell reviews
I kiss his collarbone with trembling lips, the salt of his sweat mixing with the taste of my tears. If only I could show him how much he means to me." LightxL one-shot, L's point of view and rated M for a reason. No happy ending.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Season of Poison by BomberBrat reviews
It's Saori's birthday, and Kisame,and Tobi throw him a party, who knew the night would take such an interesting turn for the better? . DeiSaso, rated M for drug use, and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Late Night Confessions by LadySilverFang reviews
Liechtenstein needs to know what Switzerland really thinks of her. Sucky summary I know. rated M for smex and mild language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Akatsuki High School for the Extremely Gifted by Wateranddarkness666 reviews
As she walked into the school, she felt an overwhelming fear clutch her heart. Oh well, it was way too late to turn back at this point. She had to stay here, whether she liked it or not. Deidara X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,982 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara
Control by Viyola reviews
L's kiss causes loads of commotion in their shared lives. Raito thinks he knows what he wants and that he can keep control over the situation, but is about to find out otherwise. L&Raito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,044 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Mask to Play by Just Lovely reviews
That was what she was. Breaking friendships, creating heartbreak, pinning two friends against each other was what she did.Of course a new school was always a new start but not for one who was like her. Haruno Sakura. UNDER RE-CONSTRUCTION/BEING REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,067 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Nightmare by Cherry Rivers reviews
Special Halloween UCHIHACEST fic. Sasuke has a nightmare that turns out to be quite pleasurable. Itasasu ONESHOT unless anyone wants more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Street Lights by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Soubi/Ritsuka. Soubi will go to any lengths to make Ritsuka talk to him.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Soubi A., Ritsuka A. - Complete
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Ilandere Okami reviews
Light was never Kira. Soichiro doesn't care; he still wants his son to be perfect. But one day, it's just too much for the teen. Luckily, the cameras were still in place... Rated M for attempted suicide, dark themes. One-sided LightxL. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Ultimate Betrayal by Delicate Desires reviews
Sakura is sentenced to death after unintentionally killing a fellow ANBU member. Betrayed by her friends and her village, Sakura escapes and becomes a missing-nin, only to be found by Tobi. Tobi x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,980 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
Imposters by AmericanMudbloods reviews
Two girls stumble into the Naruto Shippuden world cosplaying as Gaara and Naruto. Not only that but they find themselves in Itachi’s and Kisame’s campsite. Will they think they’re the real Jinjuriki? GaaraxOC, OCx?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Akatsuki, Gaara
Converting the Angel to a Devil and Back by kyaranari.amulet.fortune reviews
When Sasuke returns, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, and Naruto go on a mission and things seeem the way it was before. However, when Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki, things might start taking a wrong turn. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
In Enemy Territory by coolconfusion reviews
Light and L had felt it growing for weeks, the sensation of realising something about themselves and each other in turn has finally hit it's climax. Tonight they'd realise it, and being handcuffed together only made it easier. WARNING: L/L yaoi lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hush the silent by Heaven's dark Harbenger reviews
He's quiet, so am I. He's free, I'm a slave. He can speak, I'm silent. He has some friends, I have no one. He's a loner, I'm just lonly. I'm a Haruno, He's an Uchiha. Why did he save me from Orochimaru? Why does he keep me safe from his partners? ItaSaku!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Twist of Fate by Tiffamee reviews
Karin - boss from hell. Gaara - irresistible redhead. Her life - seventeen years of tortuous labour and elbow grease. Average teen. Average girl - 'cept for the pink hair. But that will all change for Sakura when she becomes a star. AU. -myfirstfic-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,053 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Call Him Mine by Lady Crux reviews
Sakura is living a hollow life, Sasuke returned but he was with Karin who steals everything she ever had, she brought back Jiriaya from the dead & Naruto still is weary of her, what happens when she gets kidnapped on a mission by none other than Pein? R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,722 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Nyogashutouka by Nevervana reviews
Like a moth flying into the lamp's fire, I feel like I'm just inadvertently drawn to trouble. For example, dimension-hopping after being hit by a bus and, in my quest to get home, becoming "Ga," the wanted S-ranked criminal. How did this happen again...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,773 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Jiraiya
A New Beginning by ValencianaAtHeart reviews
Sakura moves to Konoha hoping for a fresh start at Konoha high. Befreinding many upperclassmen and trying to uncovr secrets of her forgotten past will be tricky, can she put up with everything or will she fail? DieSaku some SasoSaku HidaSaku ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,291 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Beautiful by Haiku Kitten reviews
Light went to L for help. That's why L can't give up. Light/L, rape.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Oh, come on! by DayDreamer1236 reviews
Hollows live sucks. She just found out something huge! Something that will change her life. Plus the fact that her boyfriend just died in a car crash. Then when she walks into the restroom she ends up i the Akatsuki base!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
School Life by HyperAsianNinja reviews
[Deihina] Hinata goes to a new school as an emo scene person. There, she captures the interest of a red head and Uchihas, but later, more boys are rivaling for her love. With secrets,a bitchy Sakura, hot lingerie, and a chibi.OOC AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,540 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara
Master by TheWitchBaby reviews
Light Yagami never wanted a pet, especially a cat. Now, he’s kind of stuck with one. One problem though: the cat doesn’t seem to be a cat at all! Hey Light, at least he’s house trained! AU, lots of OCC, and yaoi! THATS RIGHT, YAOI! Kind of shota yaoi too
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Light Y., L
When The God Fell Apart by Pinkuro reviews
When Raito is kidnapped, L goes in search for him. But will he be able to find him before the God falls to his knees? torture/rape/yaoi LxRaito - Dead Boy's Poem re-titled - TWO CHAPTERS UP!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,015 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Lateralus by BomberBrat reviews
The life, love and death of the Akatsuki's two greatest artists, As told through Tool, Songfic, angst, Yaoi lemons and SasoDei. Rated M for suggestive themes, Language and violence. Undergoing a re-write because Brat can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Illusions of Innocence by baby-filly reviews
The Akatsuki was hardly the place Haruno Sakura had expected to find comfort, but when you've lost everything, anything is possible. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Konoha Academy for martial arts by the elsinatr reviews
Hyuuga Hinata, your average shy teenager, enters the Konoha Academy for Martial Arts. She had been to many different schools before but will she be able to stay and finish her high school education there? Or will she fail?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,466 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
The Scale of Sweetness by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Light has said repeatedly that he doesn't like sugary foods, but L doesn't believe him. L solves the problem in the only way he knows, he investigates. Just how will Light react to being force fed, and did L have any ulterior motives in his plan? LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Thrill of Closets! by kitsieandmeow reviews
What happens when you through 3 Uchihas who hate each other into a closet and barricade the door? rated for language!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Weak by Princess anamaya reviews
The relationship between Sakura and her team mates isn't what it used to be. They are send on a mission together after a long time and Sakura gets kidnapped by Akatsuki. She doesn't have much time left to live. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Confinement's Ease by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Light is under confinement, kept in a completely boring cell. Bound and under constant observation by L, while Ryuk laughs in the corner. What is Light’s view on the situation and what is so interesting about L’s sensual fingers. Sorry what? L x Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,339 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Annoying Kid I Took In by XxTommyTwoTotsxX reviews
While searching for a job, Kakuzu comes across a young orphan named Hidan, and decides to bring him to the Akatsuki Base for some extra cash. Little does he know that this kid's going to be his new partner. KakuHida KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,508 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Backwards Fairytale by Banira reviews
Sakura Haruno has a bad life in Konoha, wishing her life was a fairytale. So when the Aotsuki, the sister organization of the Akatsuki, recruit her, her backwards fairytale begins. When she meets the Akatsuki will she find her prince?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Dangerously Sexy Halloween by Katrara reviews
The Uchiha brothers are lovers, living with their uncle since their parents died, and now running a successful buissness, life is perfect. Until Halloween rolls around and everything starts falling apart. LEMONS! YAOI! INCEST! VIOLENCE! NOT FOR UNDER AGE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Tell Me, We're not Enemies by theunknownvoice reviews
When Hinata finds a half-dead Itachi, she refuses to leave him for dead and finds herself the only medic nin willing to treat him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
The Fall of Justice by Agent47Rulz reviews
A drug raid on the Uchiha family goes bad and ends up with Deidara's partner dead by the mysterious orange masked Uchiha leader. Now with a new partner and nothing more to lose can Deidara exact his revenge against the kingpin of Konohoa City?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Deidara, Obito U.
Love Me, Kiss Me, But Never Betray Me by Your inner gay-ness reviews
What do they want from me?" A small voice breathed. Rated M for Rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
True Love by Lach Feragh reviews
Set in the modern world, Naruto is a teenage boy that has his parents framed then killed when he was 5. Now, he is entering high school, trying to win the love of Sakura. Pairings NaruSaku ShikaTema InoSai and others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,908 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
ToIn's All Boys Boarding School by Racharae reviews
AU. The To-In Boarding School is now home to Light Yagami. The only downside for him is that it’s full of guys! What's with his weird room mate L, and what's the deal with L's boyfriend Beyond? Non-con, abuse, bondage, yaoi, BBxL, LightxL, cross-dressing
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/23/2009 - L, Light Y.
Reason by argentum-moon reviews
After her lover and friends died in a great battle, Sakura is about to break down from loneliness. But then she gets an offer from her enemy: the Akatsuki. She leaves Konoha, and Neji has to get her back. Things are not as they seem... NejiTen and ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,691 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Memories by Versk reviews
Sasori is dead, and now Deidara needs a new partner and a new pair of arms. Deidara and Tobi, Sasori's replacement, must learn to live with one another as they travel to re-attach Deidara's lost limbs. TobiDei / DeiTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,251 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Obito U.
Sakura's Weasel by Clairesa-chan reviews
Sakura finds a wounded weasel...who knew it was Itachi?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,414 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Butterfly by Validis reviews
This is a story about Madara & Sasuke, & takes place in an insane asylum. yaoi warning! This is a dark, twisted little thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Madara U., Sasuke U.
Fer Sure by Versk reviews
Standing outside, Deidara told himself not to do anything stupid. But the promise soon disappeared as he entered the home and stepped into the scene. Alternate Universe. TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Confessions by ichigofields reviews
Light catches L staring at him. The summary sucks. The story doesn't. Rated M and for good reason.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Timeless by laravine reviews
Sakuras living the average teenage life except for the fact that she & her mom are always moving. Now in Konoha shes the new girl & everythings going well until she gets to know the Uchihas & finds out that not only humans attend Fire High
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,196 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The adventures of 4 fangirls and a cyclops fish! by pococo reviews
Riku is a Hidan fangirl. Kate thinks Itachi is the firemaster. Kokoro loves Tobi. Cameron has a cyclops fish. Yeah, and these are the girl, and fish, that get transported to the Narutoverse when Riku's Jashinist necklace starts glowing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hidan, Obito U.
Past, Present, Future by xokatherine229 reviews
Sakura is thrown into the past. Having no idea why she is here or what to do. She now has to live with the Uchiha's and try not to change the past, hence that would change her future. But will love interfer? ItachiXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,138 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki's Revenge by StitchedRevolution reviews
Marty, a girl who is bent on taking over the world, brings back the Akatsuki. But will she manage to keep them under control? Will she actually be able to take over the world? You'll see... OOCs and based in our world, where most people don't have chakra.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U.
Change Of Heart, Change Of Mind by japanesefantasy reviews
Mikoto and Fugaku decide to try something to see if Itachi will change, which includes Haruno Sakura. Will Itachi remain cold or will Sakura's love melt him, changing his heart, changing his mind. And what does Akatsuki think of that? ITASAKU premassacre
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,193 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sterilized Bars by Validis reviews
Itachi gets sick and when Madara ends up taking care of him interesting issues arise. rated M for later chapters. I don't own Naruto or any characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,774 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Where We Met by Wateranddarkness666 reviews
The first one-shot for my story Akatsuki High School for the Extremely Gifted. Itachi x Kari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The definition of normal is? by OddballPingu reviews
After being expelled from school I got sent to my brother Hidan's school. I always thought he was a freak, after a day in his school he seems nearly normal.The more I find out about the school the weirder it gets, Akatsuki,drugs and much more.SasoriXoc.AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasori
Waltzing With A Cat by StrawberryAiNyu reviews
Being Born a genius,Light has always viewed the world as plain.When he encounters a talking cat,his whole life changes.But for better or for worst? LxLight AU Rated M for future chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008 - L, Light Y.
You Will Be Mine by Jahova reviews
Itachi gets jealous when he finds Sasuke falling for Naruto. He tells his little brother in his own way that he's his and no one elses. Itachi x Sasuke, Sasuke x Naruto, Yaoi, Rape, BxB
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chocolate and Cream and Yaoi, Oh My! by Gosangoku reviews
Yes, Uchiha Sasuke wanted to screw Uzumaki bloody Naruto. — Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Snow by SnowLion no Miko reviews
Itachi. Sakura. A snowball fight when the two were much younger, more innocent. Strange how something like that can bring two people together, even through the years. ItaSaku, pre massacre AU, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Wrong Kind Of Interrogation by XoXoXKaylaIsRawrXoXoX reviews
While interrogating a murder suspect, Ed makes a mistake and winds up locked in the room with him, completely powerless. The suspect, on the other hand, decides to take what he wants... Character rape and all that stuff; if you don't like it don't read it
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Rained Love by overlordofnobodies reviews
A KisamexSakura story for IvyAdrena's Contest at DA. I think it not to bad so go take a look.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Can't Take It by cresent-lunette reviews
What starts out innocently enough as a walk to his favorite spot to get away from it all, Deidara's surprised with a traumatizing visit from one of Akatsuki. Lemon yaoi rape. A tragedy for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Corpse by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Every Hallowe'en was different. This one, just had more of the horror added to it. Innocent children are not always as they seem, especially.. on all Hallow's Eve.. ItaSasu. Rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Dare: Part II by Rememberance of Something reviews
[One Shot]This is the sequeal to Sakura's Dare: Part I.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Glass Roses by Rememberance of Something reviews
Flower buds are strange things sometimes and I’m sure you’ll understand what I’m talking about if you thought about it... Sometimes they die before they even bloom... It makes me sad to think about and honestly it almost makes me cry at times...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,387 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Changed by Layla99 reviews
Sakura's different. First she was cold, now she's just too perfect. I've just changed, is her explanation, but the truth's more then that. What secret is she hiding from her friends? How and when did she become so powerful? War? Akatsuki? Vampires? ItaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,202 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The New Definition of Me by RainBlossom reviews
AU Sakura is now a first-year in high school and stumbles into Itachi one day- literally. With many trials, and problems with his sibling, will either of them realize that they were meant for each other? NOW TO BE AUTHORED BY AKATSUKIFANGIRL11
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Blood of the Cherry Blossom by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
She been broken. Her life changes when the Akatsuki take her hostage. However, perhaps fate wanted them together, drawing them together. Pairing: ItaSaku, slight SakuSasu. This is about Sakura's life once she becomes Anbu and Naruto returns with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,129 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Innocence by xSweetMacabre reviews
Sasori was transfixed. Enthralled by his brilliant blue eyes; his blond hair that might have been made out of silk. The boy was young- he knew that. But how far will he go to feed his desires? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,107 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Once More by SadisticMortal reviews
Akumako lived in a normal living in a village with a fake God as a leader. After a tragic enconvenience her life turned around and she finds herself to be a S-ranked criminal just trying to get her God’s forgiveness. HidanxOC slight KakuxOC M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Path of True Love Never Did Run Smooth by Kathi-san reviews
How will Sasuke repay Sakura for saving his life? Abused by her parents, Sakura is almost at breaking point. Sasuke and Sakura run away together. Sakura X Sasuke. Please read and reveiw! After many reviews telling me so, I changed it to M due to chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Darkness Doesn't Mean Your Blind by Dark Will To Die reviews
Sakura is just a normal highschool reject with a abusive father and horible living conditions. Just what anyone would ask for, eh? But then the new student just can't kept to himself... [GAASAKU a highschool story!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,977 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Broken by CopyrightB reviews
It takes place after my story: Sensual. Nothing will make sense unless you read that first! NWS! A new member joins the task force and takes a particular interest in one of the members. It's too bad that the only way he can have him, is through rape.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Our Paths Diverge by RedAzalea13 reviews
Sasuke came back to Konoha, but it is for good? Meanwhile,Sakura had become cold and Itachi was in search for Naruto and a new medic. Will there be any chance that their paths cross and bring something unexpected? Itasaku. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,163 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clawing Temptations by Fallen to Earth reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a painful ordeal, putting her through heartbreak similar to when Sasuke left. What will become of the beloved kunoichi? Sequel to "Taken By Force."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,103 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Light in the Attic by Naburoo reviews
AU. Sakura moves to an old manor with a dark history. While hiding from her brother, she stumbles upon the upstairs attic. But she’s not alone up there… Rated M for later violence. 1 year re-write!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,103 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Brand New Reason by Naburoo reviews
Sakura has left Konoha to make her own way in the world, and the promise of much needed cash leads her to a small village where Itachi Uchiha is in grave need of a doctor. On a quest to kill, they find a new reason for living. On hold for now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,026 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
To Walk In Fates Garden by Broken Mantra reviews
KimiSaku:romancedark fic:Kimimaro never wanted to live in the darkness that enshrouded his entire existence, it seemed that was fate’s decision for him… until a drifting mimosa bloom changed it all and ushered in his rebirth into the thing he loved,light
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Kimimaro K., Sakura H. - Complete
Cure To Growing Older by Art is a bang4979 reviews
Sakura is caught up in Sasuke's space-time jutsu and sent to the past. Where she meets a shy boy with a black future. She should kill him before he can cause the terror he will cause. Yet his heart is still virtuous. Perhaps she can save him from the dark
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sakura H., Orochimaru
Definition by Black Karasu reviews
Sakura: a girl and spy of Akatsuki, also well known for being partners with Pein. Pein: The Akatsuki's Leader, said to be from the Fuuma clan and never lost a battle. Akatsuki: A secret organization, capturing Bijuus. PeinSaku Rated T for Blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,275 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
A Tale of Brothers by Sabauuga reviews
Sasuke gets kicked out by his parents, but luckely itachi offers him to stay at his house...or have he other things in mind...is better than it sounds! YAOI, INCEST, AU-story and serious OOC'ness...You've been warned...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Criminal Minds by Clyde-chan reviews
MINOR HIATUS! Sakura isn't a criminal or a troublemaker. So then, why is she with the Akatsuki, pulling pranks and getting into more trouble than she ever bargained for? She was, after all, a hardworking high school student. Right? /HS fic//ItachixSakura/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,383 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Stitched with Love by M-Mello reviews
Sakura Haruno is a surgeon doctor at a simple New York hospital. Thing's are pretty dull, for the most part... Until a man named Kakuzu fell out of the window of the apartment complex next door. Who better to help him than Sakura? Sakuzu, Sakura&Kakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sakura H., Kakuzu
Androgynous Kitsune by YaoiRocks reviews
Like a pebble in a pond, one event can cause many ripples. Some of these ripples fade away while others rebound back to the original happening. A pebble in a pond happened to Deidara…how many ripples will rebound? Sasodei kyuudei rape Mpreg, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Catastrophe by Misaki Takahashi Akihiko reviews
On a night out Deidara finds a scroll with an unknown jutsu inside. He wakes up the next morning with ears and a tail. OOC Akatsuki. Cat. SasoDei Friendship. ItaDei. Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Phenomenon by Kagome6932 reviews
Phenomenon is one the most popular rock bands in Tokyo. There had been a recent accident and now the guitar player Sasori is dead. But before the accident happened they had one more concert. Sakura is there. Will love blossom between the lead singer and t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hard love by Kayamie1224 reviews
Sakura gets new mission to go undercover into akatsuki. SakuraxAkatsukiSorry i suck at summaries. not my best story, started when I was younger and couldnt write. Still kinda funny though and random
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
My Screwed Up Life by chester-roxs reviews
Hinata Hyuga is a 17 year old girl who attends to Konoha High. There, every thing goes wrong. Embarrassing herself infront of the whole school, a sleepover gone bad, and the most feared gang in school is after her! Full summary inside. Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,710 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Pushed too Far by UchihaSakura-always reviews
[Sequelish to Hostage] The girls of Konoha can only be pushed so far before they snap. When these girls do, they leave the village to join a familiar organization. ItaSaku DeiHina other crack pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Betrayal of the Blood by Alley-Oop reviews
“Sasuke, don’t you run away from me!” Itachi roared as I stumbled out of the room. “Itachi, no!” I screamed. I couldn’t believe that this was actually happening. Rape ItaSasu Sasuke's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who's your God? by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “Who’s your God?” Hidan let out a curse and moaned. The man above him regarded him coolly. “I’ll tell ya one thing,” Hidan snarled. “It ain’t you.” rated for language and sexual stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
L's Victory by Riku-Heartilly reviews
He only wanted to go to the kitchen? What's wrong with him? It was a mistake. Light's mistake. To listen...Rated M for gore. Slight LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Haruno Sakura: A Life Story by mistressofmischeif reviews
This is my story. Meet me the girl who always has something odd to say. This is my wild and crazy ride through dealing with life's problems and stupid mistakes. Hope you enjoy, Sakura Highschool fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,073 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Impressionism by UnNamed Suicide reviews
They were doomed to death. The last surviving jinnchuuriki had no where to run; but death. After entering eternal slumber, they both are reborn into a new world; And attend the same prestigious highschool. AU Yaoi GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Reminiscing the Past by Silentsoul66 reviews
Love between two different men that started in a restaurant where all Akatsuki people work. DeiXSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The sound of your violin by Rewy reviews
Deidara is a famous violinist. Hinata moves to live next to him and they become friends. And soon something more than friends. But what about Deidara s fiancée? Rated M for possible lemons. DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Remnants by Shadow of the Yakuza reviews
Sakura encounters an injured wolf and decides to heal it. In doing so, she unknowingly enters a life full of stress as she finds out that the wolf she has promised to care for is really the missing Uchiha Itachi. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Speechless by Itachilova101 reviews
Uchiha Itachi is a famous contemporary writing critic who can always find the flaws in writing. But, can one poet leave this cynical critic speechless?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,202 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Take it All by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara and Sasori run into some problems on a mission.SasoDei Yaoi, oneshot, rape, angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tantalizing Enticements by Maelza reviews
Sasori believes Deidara needs fear embedded into him, to fear him. Yet, Sasori becomes addicted to torturing Deidara. Sasodei, yaoi, lime, rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
An Explosive Relationship by Narutochica reviews
Hinata catches the eye of Akatsuki member Deidara. He sees her as a beautiful work of art.Unfortunately it leads to him kidnaping her. Will Deidara win her heart, or will she prove to become the biggest challenge he has ever faced? May contain lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,940 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Hinata H., Deidara
Dreamless by TheChocolateNinja reviews
“Sakura!” She looked up at him, tears welling up in unspoken grief. “I have to kill you now.” ItaSaku NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Blood and Chocolate by BonneNuit reviews
LXLight L is a werewolf trying to claim his mate, Light. Still set in Death Note, nothing to do w/ book except for title and that L is a werewolf. Lemon, READ WARNINGS! Seme L and uke Light.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A New Feeling by Queen of darkness.xo reviews
After her first encounter with Sasuke after three years Sakura see's herself as useless and a nuisance to Konoha. She leaves becoming a runaway ninja. She's captured by the Akatsuki and left in the care of Itatchi who she falls in love with. SakuIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,792 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Real Emotion by TheDyingSamurai reviews
Ron Stoppable is going through a rough time in his life. But when he is kidnapped and interrogated by Drakken, will he snap out of his depression or kill himself in the process? RonXDrakken
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Ron S., Drakken
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 5,488 - Follows: 3,472 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Unsure Feelings by bloodstainedavenger reviews
Sakura has just been dumped by her boyfriend Sasuke. She is left grieving and decideds to ask Ino for help. But when she goes to the local coffee shop, is there a new love waiting for her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's Going Downhill From Here by Chi-san is AWESOMENESS reviews
She was dumped. Her stupid cousin is moving in. She's got to live in the basement. She feels...invisible. Sakura needs comfort. The world is hard to handle when alone. ITAXSAKU [will be deleted if there are very little reviews]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Where Loyalties Lye by TheLupineRebel reviews
Sakura is older wiser and a completely new person. But one night none other than Uchiha Itachi shows up and kidnaps her without a second thought. Her time with the Akatsuki will changer her forever but for better or worse? [ItaSaku]rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,839 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
HauntFest: House of Horrors by backlash symphony reviews
The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
A Failed Mission by Overlyinspired reviews
After Kisame and Itachi are defeated by Jiraya and fail to capture Naruto, they begin to return to the base, but along the way, a chakra drained Itachi gets very ill. Slight KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Loss by TakumiReay reviews
This was their night…Theirs alone. Nothing else mattered now, they were together. And they would remember it, forever. Major SasoxDei at the beginning, ItaxDei main story. Akatsuki main characters, not set in the Narutoverse. Comments appreciated :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,048 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Fear May Turn To Love by greenkat92 reviews
Sakura Haruno is captured by the Akatsuki, will this be a terrifying experience for her, or will she find love in the Uchiha she had tryed to forget?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,997 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Precious Flower, Fighting Sand by Celtic Oak reviews
AU Sakura is the sole heir to a multimillionaire firm, but when she starts receiving death threats, she is forced to hire Gaara, a dark and antisocial bodyguard to protect her. Will they be able to put aside their differences for a common goal? GaaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,699 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
The Irony of Tsukuyomi by Fullsteel reviews
Itachi and the Akatsuki gang are bored. But suddenly things happen and Itachi finds himself in a difficult situation which brings dark memories up. [AU. KisaIta, SasoDei, onesided OroIta]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Till Death Due Us Apart by SpeedDemon315 reviews
Ever since he was gone, she never was the same. The world was warm and cheery while she was cold and dreary. She thought there was no hope left for her…or was there? Oneshot, character death [SasorixSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Doubutsuka by YaoiRocks reviews
On a mission, the Konoha twelve inhale a strange blue gas. And when they wake up, they find that they’re half animal? How will they cope with this…and it doesn’t help that the Akatsuki are active… [Yaoi, lemons, Itanaru XD, Mpreg] Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,093 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
A Masked Love by Servant of Time reviews
Tobi and Sakura have been going out for two years. It their anniversy and they have a 'special' night with eachother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
It's My Life by Itachilova101 reviews
Uchiha Itachi is a very angsty and depressed senior in High School. Haruno Sakura is a very timid, very shy, depressed senior, as well. With a few connections and a few too many likenesses, can the two cause sparks to fly? ItaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Retracing the Footsteps Of Love by Itachilova101 reviews
After Sasuke left Konoha for Orochimaru, Sakura gives up on love. Then, she meets the person she least expected to ever see. At first, she hates his mother lovin' guts, but can love, eventually, happen twice in one lifetime?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Boy With A Broken Smile by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura had felt curiousity since she first saw Gaara. He looked so sad walking all alone. What will happen when she befriends him? SakuxGaa Warnings inside. AU, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,706 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Transformation by freebird22259 reviews
Sakura moves to a new town. What happens when she gets there? And what happens to Gaara that leaves her feeling empty? SakuxGaa and SakuxIta flirting. AU, OOC, rated for language and adult themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,152 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Forsaken by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
Itachi promises Orochimaru that he can break his little brother. Now it's time to follow through. ItaSasu [Uchihacest] Yaoi, Inc, Lemon, ambiguous consent.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
HighSchool Blues by EdenStar reviews
Akatsuki Centric, AU. High school always has weird moments, but when you're in a band, it can seem weirder. Somehow, when you dream of fame, someone always has to come along and ruin it for you...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,861 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Kodak Moment by Luke427 reviews
A picture is worth a thousand orgasms. JackDaniel
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
Bloodfire by Luke427 reviews
Unpleasant side effects can lead to unexpected surprises. DanielTeal'c
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2004 - D. Jackson, Teal'c
Ways To Get Akatsuki Pissed At You: SCENARIOS reviews
Scenarios for Ways to Get Akatsuki Pissed at you by DM-Sama! Hope you enjoy! I don't own Naruto! -Pouts- Rated T for themes and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [OC, Obito U., Itachi U.] Akatsuki
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