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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
My name is Joey.
My birthday is December 17th.
I identify as a man. (TransMale)
I am gay.
I like to read, write, draw, talk to friends, sleep, eat, game, watch movies, and play around on the computer.
I love animals. Favorite is cats. My passion is wolves.
I love sugar. Chocolate, pop, and most junk foods.
I try to not judge a book by its cover and keep an open mind.
I am picky on the stories I read. Grammar, character building, long chapters, and spelling are major points with me.
Current Favorite Song: Glasslands - Deadman
Pein/Pain - Nagato
] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
] - My closest friend is a girl.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2 ]
[Konan Score: 3 ]
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3 ]
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5 ]
[Sasori Score: 3 ]
[Deidara Score: 4 ]
[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]
[Hidan Score: 5 ]
[Zetsu Score: 4 ]
[Tobi Score: 2 ]
[Orochimaru Score: 3 ]
1. Kisame - 5
2. Deidara/Sasori/Konan/Itachi/Zetsu/Hidan - 4
3. Orochimaru - 3
4. Tobi/Kakuzu/Pein - 2
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Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
If you think Itachi is hot copy and paste this on to your profile!
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ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! (Fucking hell I am!!)
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1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
The Akatsuki, Naruto, Minato, Obito/Tobi, Kakashi, Itachi, Shisui
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
AkatsukixOC, AkatsukixSakura, ItachixNaruto, AkatsukixNaruto, SasukexNaruto, ItachixOC
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
No - I want to cosplay Itachi, Obito, or Madara one day.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
A few Shonen Jump Naruto Manga, an Itachi plush, Tobi plush, Deidara plush, an Itachi messenger bag, Itachi's necklace, and Itachi's Akatsuki ring necklace.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
I wish! I'd love to help Obito/Tobi or save Itachi from his fate.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
*SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER*
Yes. He actually is Obito. I've watched that far into the Anime.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Yes. It is actually true.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
All of them! But if I had to choose... A tie between Tobi, Itachi, and Pein.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
More anti than pro. I pity Sasuke, but he needs to get that stick out of his ass and use his head. He's not so smart if all he's looking forward to is revenge, revenge, and more revenge!
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
No. I skipped around 200 episodes in Shippuden.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
No. I don't read the manga.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
No. I think he's just trying to be optimistic despite everything.
17. Sub or dub?
Sub. The translations are so much closer than the actual thing, and the voices of the Japanese voice-actors are so much sexier.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pre-Shippuden? Anti. During Shippuden? More pro. She needs to get over Sasuke. Seriously.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Funny! I wish he wasn't so bad though, although I understand why he's how he is.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Obito Uchiha. Took on the name Madara to use Madara's name to make people fear him.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Depends. Can be funny, can be creepy-stalker too.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Hmm. Depends on why I guess. I prefer not having characters OOC.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Yes - I try.
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
My mom's heard me mention Naruto and Itachi.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
An episode or two. Weird as fuck, but funny.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
No. I can't draw well.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
I'm curious, so yes.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Fuck no. Those who think this shit are fucking stupid. It's OBVIOUS he's not the leader. He's fucking dead.
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
Yes and no. Uh... Under 10?
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
No, he looks like a mutant.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
You could say I do. I dream about the Narutoverse and I have a giant saga in my head that's been going on for ten years now. x3 So I have many OCs that were created in the Narutoverse.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Sort of. Please bring the Akatsuki to me!
What would you do if:
1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Tobi - Scream in surprise, squeal in happiness, hug him, smack him, then demand he sleep with me and cuddle.
2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?
Konan - Ask her if I can use her eyeliner? I don't know.
3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Itachi and Hidan - Ask him, bluntly, what the fuck he's on.
4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Kisame - Uh.. If it's lasagna I'd hug him...
5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?
Pein - Hmm. Stare at him creepily.
6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Deidara - I'd lay some ground rules against explosions in the house... I wouldn't mind him being family..
7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Gaara - Give him flowers, a card, and visit him.
8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Hidan - Kick him in the nuts whenever I saw him and call him a stalker priest.
9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Itachi - Ask him what the fuck he has against me and why he's ignoring me.
10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Tobi - Uh... He'd zoom away with me in his arms? Or kill them? Most likely he'd fuck with their heads first...
11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Madara - He'd be a jackass about it all, which in turn would make me prank the shit out of him.
12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Konan - I don't know... Some books?
13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?
Itachi - Save me, because he's a good guy in disguise.
14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Kisame - Would laugh his ass off at my misfortune then go tell everyone..
15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?
Sasori - He'd refuse.. He's an emotionally retarded puppet. I'd refuse to marry him too.
Tobi - Would probably do some pranks with me to keep me occupied..?
16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Deidara - Show me how great his 'art' is.. Or threaten to drop me from his clay bird while flying at insane speeds high in the air if I didn't get happy right now.
17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Hidan - If he was feeling nice he would kill my competition.
18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Sasori - Poison me to shut me up or use his chakra strings to make me walk away... or just threaten to make me into a puppet.
19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?
Tobi - I know his secrets and I'm paranoid that he'll kill me when he finds out I know...
20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.
Madara and Hidan - I would ask what the fuck Madara was smoking and then get him drunk and have him confess to Hidan while recording their reactions..
21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?
Everyone knows that Konan belongs with Pein! I'm not into women anyway.
22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Itachi and Hidan - Doomed to fail.
23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Kisame and Pein - Holy shit, hell no! Pein would kill Kisame!!
24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Pein - Uh... Put him in time out? Sick Konan on him too.
25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Deidara - Ask him what the hell his problem is..
26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Gaara - "You're an idiot. Open your eyes and look right in front of you, dumbass."
27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
Hidan - Ask him who threatened him to do this.
28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Sasori and Tobi - Holy shit, Tobi's gonna die. I'd hide Tobi under my bed then make him my slave the rest of his days.
29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Konan and Itachi - Uh... Nothing bad.
30) Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Tobi and Pein - No. Definitely not.
31) Would 2 trust 5?
Madara and Kisame - Not officially. Enough for some sort of loyalty maybe?
32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Itachi and Sasori - Sasori would stare at him like 'wtf are you doing?'
33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Kisame and Tobi - Study? Eh? You mean class? Or project topic? Well... I'd say gym..
34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Pein and Konan - Something romantic?
35) 7 and 9 applying for a job. What job?
Deidara and Hidan - Involves 'art' and sacrifices..
36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Gaara and Kisame - ... Gaara would die.
37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Pein? Blue Hair - ...Lip piercing, Origami flower, Akatsuki ring... Yes.
38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Sasori and Hidan - Sasori can't blush so.. probably telling Hidan he has black mail on him..
39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.
Tobi and Sasori - "Tobi is a bad boy!"
40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Madara and Hidan - Blackmail.
41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.
Kisame and Pein - Okay?
42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?
Pein - He'd either come anyway, invited or not, or not give a shit.
43) 7 won the lottery.
Deidara - So much fucking clay...
44) 8 had quite a big secret.
Gaara - Keep it secret forever.
45) 9 became a singer.
Hidan - I'd laugh so hard, then use it as blackmail.
46) 10 got a daughter.
Sasori - Ask how the hell he could have a daughter when he had no dick.
47) What would 1 think of 2?
Tobi and Madara - Tobi thinks Madara is psychotic..
48) How would 3 greet 4?
Konan and Itachi - A polite nod.
49) What would 4 envy about 5?
Itachi and Kisame - A better life? No illness? Idk.
50) What dream would 5 have about 6?
Kisame and Pein - No dreams.
51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Pein and Deidara - They are in the Akatsuki...
52) What would make 7 angry at 8?
Deidara and Gaara - Gaara either insulted his 'art' or ripped off his arm.
53) Where would 8 meet 9?
Gaara and Hidan - In battle or never. Never is good.
54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Hidan and Itachi? That he knows Itachi has a dango fetish XD
55) What would make 10 scared of 1?
Sasori and Tobi - His evil aura and killer intent..
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4: Talking about Labrador Retrievers.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach? Chocolate!
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Ridiculousness
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:35 AM
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:17 AM
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Nothing. The music is drowning all things out.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today. Going to the store.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My Profile.
9. What are you wearing? T-Shirt and sweats.
10. Did you dream last night? Yeah.
11. When did you last laugh? A few hours ago.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Pictures of wolves.
13. Seen anything weird lately? No.
14. What do you think of this quiz? Cool?
15. What is the last film you saw? I don't remember.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A house, food and necessities, Naruto stuff, and the rest would most likely go to collect interest.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about: I would rather sleep and dream then be awake and be alone.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Make is so trans* were accepted.
19. Do you like to dance? No.
20. George Bush: Fuck him.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Nenia.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Kamui.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? No...
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates? I don't know?
25. Water or earth: Water
26. Autumn or winter: Winter
27. Spring or Summer: Spring
28. Red Carnations or Pink Carnations: Red
29. White rose or Pink rose: White.
30. Vampire Knight or Lovely Complex: Vampire Knight
31. Skirts or shorts: Shorts.
32. High heels or sneakers: Sneakers
33. Flats or flip flops: Flip-flops.
I saw these on others pages and decided to share with you. These are horrible stereotypes because I am/know someone who is one of these things but are not what they "must be". Copy and Paste, and Bold the ones that apply to you.
I am insane. Literally. Not someone who would be thrown into a padded room crazy (even though it would be fun) but I am crazy. I listen to soundtracks and know what part of the movie its at. I throw my books at the wall (cuz I love to read) and then feel sorry cuz I hurt it. I yell at inanimate objects. I still get mad when something bad happens to a character in a movie or a book even though I've seen it a bagillion times. The library is my second home. I read books over and over again until I have them memorized and I still read them. I still think it's funny to make duck beaks with Pringles and I laugh when the ketchup farts. I forget where I put things, get mad when I can't find them, and then laugh when I do find them. I can't remember what I did an hour ago, let alone 5 minutes ago.
You say BABY PINK, I say BLOOD RED
"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it?"
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes.
Ways to annoy people at the cinema:
Riddles and Jokes!!(All the credit goes to Rowana Renee')
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Why are pianos hard to open?
What is the longest word in English?
What starts with "T", ends with "T" and is full of "T"?
What is at the end of everything?
How do you stop a rooster from crowing and waking you up on Sunday?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was Cinderella taken off the basketball team?
If you drop a white hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
How do you stop water from coming into your house?
What can get bigger without getting heavier?
What's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
What kind of room has no floors, no walls, and no ceiling?
What falls but never gets hurt?