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Author has written 4 stories for Rise of the Guardians, and Naruto.
Last Chance - Slow Updates. On Hold
A Brand New Wish - Slow Updates. On Hold. Possibly going to be re-done.
Secret Memories - Plotting, planning, cackling, Oh my! [Slow Update?] In progress.
Ways to piss of the Akatsuki: SCENARIOS - Slow Updates. In progress.
I'm going to let you all know now. I do appreciate constructive criticism. Please don't crash and burn my stories, but help me to improve them. If you see a mistake in grammar or spelling, please let me know so I can fix it and not make that mistake in the future! I'm not a perfect writer and I won't pretend to be. Thank you!
[PUBLISHED] Secret Memories - While trying out an untested space-time jutsu, Tobi is transported to another world. With no idea where he is and no way to get back home, he thinks himself lucky his woman found him. Wait, his?! And why the fuck is he a blasted cat?! Tobi/ObitoxOC. Alternate Summary: The memories from those years ago were painful. He caught himself wondering if it was all even real, and would immediately stop those thoughts. Of course they were real! After all, he had the proof etched into his flesh. Tobi/ObitoxOC.
A Different Outcome - Sequel to Secret Memories. No summary yet. Tobi/Obito UchihaxOC.
Psychosis - Waking up in the Narutoverse was exciting and terrifying at the same time. I didn't have any ninja abilities, so what could I change? Many things! I was going to change the world! But first, to save the lives of the people who died unnecessarily. Who knew how much a chakra-less civilian could do to impact the whole shinobi world? AkatsukixOC. No true pairing. Sequel planning in progress. [-Cackles at plans- I love plot twists]
Yume or Uchikudaka reta yume - Sequel to Psychosis. No summary yet. AkatsukixOC. No true pairing. Possible re-naming of story.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Favorite Naruto characters [No specific order]
1. Itachi [Such a sexy beast. His back story is so tragic, and whenever I think about him it makes me want to cry. My favorite episode is Shippuden 338 where he tells Sasuke he loves him]
2. All Akatsuki
3. Naruto [I root for him!]
4. Shippuden Sakura. [She's stronger, not so annoying.]
6. Sasuke, once he finds out the Truth. I pity him, and love that he cries/mourns for his dead brother.
Inuyasha x Kagome
Inuyasha x Sesshomaru
Sesshomaru x Kagome
Onesided!Naraku x Inuyasha
Akatsuki x Sakura
Akatsuki x OC
Itachi x Sakura
Itachi x OC
Itachi x Naruto
Pein x Sakura
Sasori x Deidara
Itachi x Deidara
Itachi x Kisame
Deidara x OC
Kisame x OC
Pein x OC
Sasori x OC
Tobi x OC
Tobi x Sakura
Madara x OC
Madara x Sakura
Itachi x Sasuke
Sasuke x Naruto
Types of stories
- Kittens!Akatsuki go to our world.
- Kitten!OC goes to Narutoverse.
- OC goes to Narutoverse.
My name is Joey.
I'm 19. My birthday is December 17th.
I identify as a man.
I am gay.
I like to read, write, draw, talk to friends, sleep, eat, watch movies, and play around on the computer :p
I love animals. Favorite is cats.
I love sugar. Chocolate, pop, and most junk foods.
I try to not judge a book by its cover and keep an open mind.
I am picky on the stories I read. Grammar, character building, long chapters, and spelling are major points with me.
I like yaoi.
Current song stuck in my head:
Current Favorite Song:
Favorite Akatsuki AMV:
Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] - My closest friend is a girl.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 6 ]
[Konan Score: 4 ]
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4 ]
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5 ]
[Sasori Score: 4 ]
[Deidara Score: 4 ]
[Kakuzu Score: 2 ]
[Hidan Score: 5 ]
[Zetsu Score: 5 ]
[Tobi Score: 2 ]
[Orochimaru Score: 3 ]
1. Pein - 6
2. Zetsu/Hidan/Kisame - 5
3 Deidara/Sasori/Konan/Itachi - 4
4. Orochimaru - 3
5. Tobi/Kakuzu - 2
[X] I have a dream, and I want to make it real.
[X] I am obsessed with one kind of food.
[ ] I have a crush on somebody, but (s)he won't pay attention to me.
[ ] My best friend is also my rival.
[ ] I never give up on something.
[X] I always keep my promises to somebody, or at least I do all I can for it.
[ Naruto Score: 3 ]
[ ] Revenge. I want revenge on somebody.
[ ] I think friends are useless.
[ ] My best friend will never give up on helping me .
[ ] I hate sweet things .
[X] I'm not interested in romance right now .
[ ] I would do anything for power .
[ Sasuke Score: 1 ]
[X] I am lazy.
[X] Had I actually tried, I could've done a lot .
[X] I am very smart.
[ ] I like playing chess .
[ ] I like to use my brain to solve my problems .
[ ] These things are so troublesome!
[ Shikamaru Score: 3 ]
[X] I am powerful .
[ ] I am obsessed with one person.
[ ] I always want to challenge said person.
[ ] I like to fight others. to see how much it is going to take until I win.
[ ] I am not capable of giving a fuck about anything
[ ] I probably have a back-up plan for everything
[ Madara Score: 1 ]
[X] I like to keep secrets .
[X] I wear a mask of lies and secrets. Nobody knows the face behind it .
[ ] I would do anything for my little brother/sister
[ ] I am a genius .
[ ] I am a hero.
[ ] I help others, but they don't know about it .
[ Itachi Score: 2 ]
[X] I had a huge personality change caused by an important event in my life .
[X] I want to hide who I really am.
[ ] I would do everything for my plan.
[X] A very important person died.
[ ] My friends think I am stupid.
[ ] I secretly am the leader of an organization .
[ Tobi Score: 3 ]
[X] I like reading certain books .
[ ] I am always late. I'm not even trying.
[X] I feel very guilty for some mistakes I did in the past .
[X] I want to protect my precious comrades .
[X] Sometimes I get bored , and I stop paying attention to others .
[ ] I have a weird hair color .
[ Kakashi Score: 3 ]
Naruto, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Tobi - 3
Itachi - 2
Madara, Sasuke - 1
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
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Say the words out loud.
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I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
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ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! (Fucking hell I am!!)
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1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
The Akatsuki, Naruto, Minato, Obito, Kakashi
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
AkatsukixOC, AkatsukixSakura, ItachixNaruto, AkatsukixNaruto, SasukexNaruto
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
No - I want to cosplay Itachi one day.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
A few Shonen Jump manga, an Itachi plushie and an Itachi messenger bag.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
I wish! I'd love to help Obito/Tobi or save Itachi from his fate.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Yes. He actually is Obito. I've watched that far into the Anime.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Yes. It is actually true.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
All of them! But if I had to choose... A tie between Tobi, Itachi, and Pein.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
More anti than pro. I pity Sasuke, but he needs to get that stick out of his ass and use his head. He's not so smart if all he's looking forward to is revenge, revenge, and more revenge!
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
No. I skipped around 200 episodes. I'm on the war right now. I'm in the process of going through what I skipped.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
No. I can't afford the manga. I wish.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
No. I think he's just trying to be optimistic despite everything.
17. Sub or dub?
Sub. The translations are so much closer than the actual thing, and the voices of the Japanese voice-actors are so much sexier.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pre-Shippuden? Anti. During Shippuden? More pro. She needs to get over Sasuke. Seriously.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Funny! I wish he wasn't so bad though, although I understand why he's how he is.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Obito Uchiha. Took on the name Madara to use Madara's name to make people fear him.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Depends. Can be funny, can be creepy-stalker-psycho too.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Hmm. Depends on why I guess. I prefer not having characters OOC.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Yes - I try.
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
My mom's heard me mention Naruto.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
An episode or two. Weird as fuck, but funny.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
No. I can't draw well.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
I'm curious, so yes.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Fuck no. Those who think this shit is fucking stupid. It's OBVIOUS he's not the leader.
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
Yes and no. Uh... Under 10?
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
No, he looks like a mutant.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
You could say I do. I dream about the Narutoverse and I have a giant saga in my head that's been going on for eight years now. x3 So I have many OCs that were created in the Narutoverse.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Yes. Please bring the Akatsuki to me!
What would you do if:
1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Tobi - Scream in surprise, squeal in happiness, hug him, smack him, then demand he sleep with me and cuddle.
2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?
Konan - Ask her if I can use her eyeliner? I don't know.
3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Itachi and Hidan - Ask him, bluntly, what the fuck he's on.
4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Kisame - Uh.. If it's lasagna I'd hug him...
5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?
Pein - Hmm. Stare at him creepily
6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Deidara - I'd lay some ground rules against explosions in the house... I wouldn't mind him being family..
7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Gaara - Give him flowers, a card, and visit him.
8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Hidan - Kick him in the nuts whenever I saw him.
9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Itachi - Ask him what the fuck he has against me and why he's ignoring me.
10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Tobi - Uh... He's zoom away with me in his arms? Or kill them? Most likely he'd fuck with their heads first...
11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Madara - He'd be a jackass about it all, which in turn would make me prank the shit out of him.
12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Konan - I don't know... Some books!
13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?
Itachi - Save me, because he's a good guy in disguise.
14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Kisame - Would laugh his ass off at my misfortune then go tell everyone..
15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?
Sasori - He'd refuse.. He's an emotionally retarded puppet. I'd refuse to marry him too.
Tobi - Would probably do some pranks with me to keep me occupied..?
16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Deidara - Show me how great his 'art' is.. Or threaten to drop me from his clay bird while flying at insane speeds high in the air if I didn't get happy right now.
17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Hidan - If he was feeling nice he would kill my competition.
18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Sasori - Poison me to shut me up or use his chakra strings to make me walk away... or just threaten to make me into a puppet.
19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?
Tobi - I know his secrets and I'm paranoid that he'll kill me when he finds out I know...
20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.
Madara and Hidan - I would ask what the fuck Madara was smoking and then get him drunk and have him confess to Hidan while recording their reactions..
21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?
Everyone knows that Konan belongs with Pein! I'm not into women anyway.
22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Itachi and Hidan - Doomed to fail.
23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Kisame and Pein - Holy shit, hell no! Pein would kill Kisame!!
24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Pein - Uh... Put him in time out?
25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Deidara - Ask him what the hell his problem is..
26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?
Gaara - "You're an idiot. Open your eyes and look right in front of you, dumbass."
27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
Hidan - Ask him who threatened him to do this.
28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Sasori and Tobi - Holy shit, Tobi's gonna die. I'd hide Tobi under my bed then make him my slave the rest of his days.
29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Konan and Itachi - Uh... Nothing bad.
30) Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Tobi and Pein - No. Definitely not.
31) Would 2 trust 5?
Madara and Kisame - Not officially. Enough for some sort of loyalty maybe?
32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Itachi and Sasori - Sasori would stare at him like 'wtf are you doing?'
33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Kisame and Tobi - Study? Eh? You mean class? Or project topic? Well... I'd say gym..
34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Pein and Konan - Something romantic?
35) 7 and 9 applying for a job. What job?
Deidara and Hidan - Involves 'art' and sacrifices..
36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Gaara and Kisame - ... Gaara would die.
37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Pein? Blue Hair - ...Lip piercing, Origami flower, Akatsuki ring... Yes.
38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Sasori and Hidan - Sasori can't blush so.. probably telling Hidan he has black mail on him..
39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.
Tobi and Sasori - "Tobi is a bad boy!"
40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Madara and Hidan - Blackmail.
41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.
Kisame and Pein - Okay?
42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?
Pein - He'd either come anyone, invited or not, or not give a shit.
43) 7 won the lottery.
Deidara - So much fucking clay...
44) 8 had quite a big secret.
Gaara - Keep it secret forever.
45) 9 became a singer.
Hidan - I'd laugh so hard, then use it as blackmail.
46) 10 got a daughter.
Sasori - Ask how the hell he could have a daughter when he had no dick.
47) What would 1 think of 2?
Tobi and Madara - Tobi thinks Madara is psychotic..
48) How would 3 greet 4?
Konan and Itachi - A polite nod.
49) What would 4 envy about 5?
Itachi and Kisame - A better life? No illness? Idk.
50) What dream would 5 have about 6?
Kisame and Pein - No dreams.
51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Pein and Deidara - They are in the Akatsuki...
52) What would make 7 angry at 8?
Deidara and Gaara - Gaara either insulted his 'art' or ripped off his arm.
53) Where would 8 meet 9?
Gaara and Hidan - In battle or never. Never is good.
54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Hidan and Itachi? That he knows Itachi has a dango fetish XD
55) What would make 10 scared of 1?
Sasori and Tobi - His evil aura and killer intent..
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4: [Shall be done at a later date, as there is no book near me]
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach? An empty McDonald's tray..
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Being Human..
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:00 AM
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:53 AM
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? People talking.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today. Went to McDonald's.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? DarkArcanine's profile..
9. What are you wearing? T-shirt, shorts, and tennis shoes.
10. Did you dream last night? Yeah.
11. When did you last laugh? A little while ago.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? White paint..
13. Seen anything weird lately? No.
14. What do you think of this quiz? Cool?
15. What is the last film you saw? I don't remember.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A car, Naruto stuff, a cat, and the rest would most likely go to collect interest.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about: I would rather sleep and dream then be awake and be alone.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Make it so there's no such thing as money.
19. Do you like to dance? No.
20. George Bush: Fuck him.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Nenia.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Joey.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? No...
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates? I don't know?
25. Water or earth: Water
26. Autumn or winter: Winter
27. Spring or Summer: Spring
28. Red Carnations or Pink Carnations: Red
29. White rose or Pink rose: White.
30. Vampire Knight or Lovely Complex: Vampire Knight
31. Skirts or shorts: Shorts.
32. High heels or sneakers: Sneakers
33. Flats or flip flops: Flip-flops.
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I am insane. Literally. Not someone who would be thrown into a padded room crazy (even though it would be fun) but I am crazy. I listen to soundtracks and know what part of the movie its at. I throw my books at the wall (cuz I love to read) and then feel sorry cuz I hurt it. I yell at inanimate objects. I still get mad when something bad happens to a character in a movie or a book even though I've seen it a bagillion times. The library is my second home. I read books over and over again until I have them memorized and I still read them. I still think it's funny to make duck beaks with Pringles and I laugh when the ketchup farts. I forget where I put things, get mad when I can't find them, and then laugh when I do find them. I can't remember what I did an hour ago, let alone 5 minutes ago.
You say BABY PINK, I say BLOOD RED
"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it?"
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes.
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Riddles and Jokes!!(All the credit goes to Rowana Renee')
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Why are pianos hard to open?
What is the longest word in English?
What starts with "T", ends with "T" and is full of "T"?
What is at the end of everything?
How do you stop a rooster from crowing and waking you up on Sunday?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was Cinderella taken off the basketball team?
If you drop a white hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
How do you stop water from coming into your house?
What can get bigger without getting heavier?
What's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
What kind of room has no floors, no walls, and no ceiling?
What falls but never gets hurt?
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