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Author has written 17 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Naruto, Yumeiro Pâtissière/夢色パティシエール, Fairy Tail, and Bleach.
This video is SOO FREAKING AMAZING I'M PUTTING IT ON THE TOP OF MY PROFILE!!
My Race: Hispanic (Latina and Proud!!)
Male or Female: I'm pretty sure I'm a girl...
Favorite anime/manga: Naruto, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Bleach, One Piece, La Corda D'Oro, Heart no Kuni no Alice, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fruit Basket, Sailor Moon, Love Hina, D.N Angel, Mermaid Pichi Pichi Pitch Melody, Amazing Agent Luna, Beauty Pop, Kitchen Princess, Ultra Maniac, Vampire Knight, Tsubasa Chronicle, FMA, Ouran High School Host Club, Arisa and many more!
Favorite books: Twilight series, The Host, The Clique Series, Heist Society and Gallagher Girls series.
I live in Texas!! The way I got into anime was my friends. Before that I had no idea what anime was! My favorite thing to do is listen to music, watch anime, go on the computer, play basketball, soccer, and cook. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE CHOCOLATE 'CEPT MINT CHOCOLATE 'CUZ OF THE MINT(UGG MINT!!) I'M HYPER HA HA!!
Favorite Naruto Characters:
CHECK THE BOTTOM OF MY PROFILE I AM NOT GOING TO LIST ALL OF THEM!! IF YOU PPLS WHO READ MY PROFILE CAN YOU PM ME IF YOU FIND A FAST AND THE FURIOUS OF NARUTO FANFIC OR A HARRY POTTER CROSSOVER WITH NARUTO FANFIC OR A SKATER FIC OF NARUTO WITH NO YAOI AND I DON'T HAVE IT IN MY FAVES. ARIGATO!!
Least Favorite Pairings
Sasuke/Naruto(eww i hate yaoi pairs)
Naruto/Sakura(naruto is with hinata)
Gaara/Sakura(i just hate it)
Hinata/Gaara(again with the hate)
Sasuke/Hinata(they never talk!)
and any other yaoi and yuri pairs
My Other fav Pairings
Tokyo Mew Mew
Ouran High School Host Club
Hearts no Kuni no Alice
Kaichou wa Maid-sama!
La Corda D'Oro
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Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
You know you're an ANIME OTAKU when...
HELL YES THIS IS ALL MEH!!
NARUTO SURVEY!!(NARUTO RULEZ!!)
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sakura, Hinata, Naruto, Kakashi and ITACHI
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?ItaSaku, SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, and KibaIno
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or yuri fan? I hate both of them
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? no i havent i dont have the money
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I only have a headband and a necklace -sob-
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? yes, I would love to be with Itachi because he is so HOT!!
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? I want NaruHina to happened i love that couple
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?SasuSaku...I HATE YAOI AND NARUTO AND SASUKE ARENT GAY!
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? TEAM 7
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No Obito is dead and I know who Tobi is
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI!!
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?Pro-Sasuke but i hate him for leaving Sakura
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YES I AM OBSESSED!!
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? YES
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes in a way
17. Sub or dub? sub
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?Pro Sakura
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY!
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? YEAH!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Nerd
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?Weird
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke cuz i would like to see him not emo
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Hell Yeah!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? YES!
27. Do you like lemons? no it is really Nasty
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? yes
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? yes but I like the whole thing
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? ALL OF THEM
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? I got one of my friends hooked on naruto and another on fanfiction
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? YEAH!
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? not yet _'
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I was ALWAYS broke...thanxx 2 my parents :(
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?WTF? IM NOT THE PERVY SAGE NOR KAKASHI!!
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NO
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. yes only three
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? HELL NO!!
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? ITS TAKEN MOST OF IT!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Black and White:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Boy friend and boyfriend. A single space tells the difference-and its a big one.
No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry...
If you ever thought you lost something when you were either holding it or it was in your pocket, copy and paste this into you profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. (i might go very crazy one day if this keeps happening)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (i wonder what happens if i get sucked into a vortex that leads to another dimension maybe the Naruto dimension o.O)
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (i don't know how i lose but its weird)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted one of these into your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever wished you could be a REAL Konoha Ninja, copy and paste this into your profile.
If anime is your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to bite people,copy this onto your profile.
If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile.
If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile.
If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile.
If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio.
If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile
If you are a pscyopath,freak,goth,punk,head banger,gang banger,skater and/or emo copy this to your profile.
If you hang out with emos,punks,head bangers,gang bangers,skaters,tweakers,rockers and sometimes populars that are your friends but never hang out with jocks,preps,or bimbos,copy this to your profile.
If you hear voices in your head,copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation,copy this to your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname,title ot anything else for each other, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy thiis to your profile.
If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl,Kawaii Chibi-kun,
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession,place this on your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!
If you love to do random things just for the fun of it copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are a true klutz and have tripped countless times out of your own stupidity whether it be you tripped over your own two feet or you accidently ran into a wall, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have spelled your name wrong paste this on your profile.
If you have been on YouTube for more than 5 hours paste this on your profile.
If your pride gets in the way of your decisions paste this in your profile.
If you're a goody-goody paste this in your profile.
If you are accident prone paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts Anita Tseu, Kumiko-oneechan,
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills or Jersey Shore religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you love to see people copy and paste things like these up on their profile from yours, copy this to your profile.
Oh, and if you have ever had a time you thought somebody looked like your friend but it wasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.
Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))
Jobun = Foreword
Ichi = One
Haru = Spring
Sayonara = Goodbye
Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)
Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...
Koibito / Amate = Lover
Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'
Koi = Love
Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart
Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)
Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'
Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom
Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)
Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)
Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)
Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)
Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'
Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'
Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle
Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin
Ossan = Old man / Mister
Onna = Woman
Gaki = Brat
-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama
-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san
-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun
-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan
-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei
-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)
-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)
-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai
-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai
If your part of the WE HATE KARIN CLUB post your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, Kumiko-oneechan,
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmaun mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225, CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Kumiko-oneechan,
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
HELLS YEAH!! VERY!! SMOKING!!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant
Kiba cant get Neji pregnant that is weird and if he can i'd be like WTF?!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah with Shikamaru and Sai
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No!! Sasuke and Hinata don't even talk to each other
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Itachi/Temari or Itachi/Shikamaru? ITACHI/TEMARI
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Gaara walked in on Hinata and Kiba he would just look at them then leave
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
A feisty weapon master plus a lazy smart shinobi equals what? Love?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yeah Neji and Sakura but I don’t read them
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Hurt Dogs? IDK
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Naruto deflowering Sakura? Again IDK!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yess a lot that's like her favorite
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of!
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five
Hinata/Naruto/Itachi? NO WAY!!
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Uh Harder to Breathe by Maroon5
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
love triangle and lots of cursing and making out
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on two?
I love how Lavender your eyes are (WEIRD!)
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Cousins in love
20) How emo is Seven?
Gaara emo? A lot but he only needs a hug and a cookie!!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
MY NARUTO BOY
Your ninja is the one and only Uzumaki Naruto! You get a cookie!With mad skillz and the kyubbi inside of him, he plans to be the hokage, along with saving Sasuke from Orochimaru! Hardworking, Loyal, and social, he's obiously the best it gets!
FRIENDS: Lend you there umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
For High School Dramas
Turn Back Time
Sakura's Chunnin Exam outfit:
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service I offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)
Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-
Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-
Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)
It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-
A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"
You saw Gaara and Sasuke doing WHAT?! - (In a Naruto avatar!)
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (yays)
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. (nods that is very true)
When the very first man discovered that cows have milk... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Star Signs ~ ~
AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. That's ME! XD
PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
ARIES-The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.
VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.
SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.