noel-cullenhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Hello all! I am a zany, pre-nursing college student who reads way too much fanfic. HP was my first love, but Twilight has captivated my attentions lately. Likes: chocolate, rain, roses, anything purple, blaise zabini (the italian one), DARKWARD (newly discovered love) laughing, writing, reading, sunsets, jeans, cool purses and shoes...Dislikes: raspberry anything, hot humidity, frizzy hair, people who wear too much perfume/cologne, being patronized... A few favorite quotes... From Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights: "Sometimes that exceptional brain of hers was a real bitch." From Back From Beyond: Sirius laughed, “The only thing hotter than a woman who knows what she wants, is a naked woman who knows she wants me.” From There Will Be Blood: "Everything about him is an exquisite contradiction. His god-like looks paired with the devil’s own mind. His icy touch that can make me burn so hot. His voice, smooth as velvet as he says the naughtiest things. I can’t deny him." |
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Experiments in Human Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Set after the first movie, Sam isn't going to be safe from the Decepticons if he stays at home. SLASH Sam/Bumblebee, various other pairings.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 229,711 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 5/11/2023 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7702 - Favs: 10,382 - Follows: 12,086 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Consuming Darkness by Malfoysplaymate reviews
Harry has been having some disturbing dreams and visions. There is something dark simmering inside him. How does he cope with this? How does Hermione come into play? And Draco Malfoy? HG/DM/HP Dark Fic with graphic violence, torture, and smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,146 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Eye of the Storm by My Name Is Nicole reviews
Are you tired of stories where Tris is a sobbing wreck and needs a knight in shining armor to save her? Good. Because this isn't that sort of story. Tris pushes herself to the brink, and Eric is there to give her one final shove off the ledge. Watch as they consume each other. Eris!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,857 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 1/21/2016 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Eric]
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6838 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
A Basis for Comparison by mosylu reviews
Cisco's pretty sure he can do better than a Magic Wand. Caitlin's willing to let him prove it. Or how vodka will totally take you into uncharted territory and then leave you there without a map. Man, vodka is an asshole.
Flash - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2015 - [Cisco R., Dr. Caitlin S.] - Complete
Could End in Burning Flames or Paradise by NeoNails reviews
Or 5 Times Caitlin Had Sex with Barry & the 1 Time It Meant Something. "She didn't know what series of events culminated in Barry's mood that night, but she did know it began with him pulling the bottle out of her hand and taking a long swig for himself."
Flash - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,065 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Dr. Caitlin S., Barry A./The Flash]
Good girls have some naughty toys by KrystyWroth reviews
Draco tries to blackmail Hermione. You think he'd learn. She has been named the smartest witch in their year. But does he learn? No...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,677 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions of a Difficult Woman by einfach mich reviews
Leah Clearwater is not the kind of girl that goes for guys like Edward Cullen. In fact, she thinks he's an asshole and Edward's made it clear he hates her too. One drunken night changes everything. AU AH For the Parkaward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,060 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Leah, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20613 - Favs: 14,552 - Follows: 5,853 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Last Night on Earth by Scarlett Rogue reviews
It just might be their last night on Earth. What better way for Jo to spend it than by crawling into Sam's bed?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Jo H., Sam W. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Heavy in Your Arms by sadtomato reviews
Bella dated Edward in High School and he left her feeling worthless. A year later, she runs into Emmett at a party- and learns the truth behind her breakup with Edward. Can Emmett help her heal and learn to be appreciated? AH, M for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,996 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 4,000 - Follows: 3,617 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Red Letter Year by theswandive reviews
Alice needs to leave her single life behind. Venturing out with her brother, she finds more than she expected in a pair of warm brown eyes. What started out as a physical need may, in fact, be more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,673 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Alice, Bella
The Hummer by mabarberella reviews
Can Bella turn away from the alure of the unknown? Can Carlisle resist the forbidden heat of humanity? Bella x Carlisle, M because it's called the Hummer, people! Lemony one-shot written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Happy Birthday, Nina!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A Tale of Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,803 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
V by MeteorMuse reviews
WINNER OF THE KAMA SUTRA AWARD FROM THE SHARE THE LOVE CONTEST. Bella finds herself attracted to Jasper, but being with him has some surprising conditions attached. She is surprised to find herself considering becoming roommate number V. VERY M. M/F/F/F/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
From Dig to Digs by GreenEyedVixen reviews
Far from your typical Head Boy/Head Girl scenario. Don't think 'cease and desist', think 'seize and displease'. But how far can Hermione go before she's in too deep? Slytherins do have a way of clouding one's judgement. Rated for language, themes, scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,278 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Straight and Strapped by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur and Merlin meet in the waiting room at 'Straight and Strapped' and Merlin recognises Arthur from Uni. It's all a bit awkward, and Arthur enjoys it a bit too much. Lots of adult content, slightly dub-con and a bit kinky in places. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,610 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Tonight's Entertainment by grrlinterrupted reviews
"You mean a man – no man – has ever made you come?" Bella Swan needs help, and she gets it from Washington State's sexiest visiting Texan, Jasper. AH, a little OOC, somewhat PWP, but hell - it *was* an entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Wanderlust by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Haunted by the ghosts of his past, Jasper leaves Texas and hits the road, armed with a guitar and his mouth. Tied for Winner of the Judges Vote in the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
A Riot in Secret by Rav3n Owl reviews
Snape is fed up with Draco being disrespectful and decides to teach Draco a lesson in humility. VERY MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT! SS/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Alone by cheshirecat1333 reviews
What happens when Hermione is left alone while Harry and Ron are searching for Horcruxes? Will a certain Head Boy and his best friend finally give her a break? HGDMBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,283 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Dilemma by tessgable.author reviews
Lucius leaves Draco a puzzle to solve, one that may help Draco survive sure death at the hands of the Dark Lord. But he's at a complete loss, that is, until he discovers that the bushy-haired Mudblood might have the key to unlocking the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,127 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When the Walls Come Tumbling Down by rmhale reviews
Edward is hired to tutor a troubled student, but Edward's own troubles start when that student awakens feelings he had long since buried. My Fandom Gives Back Piece for robownsme, Nerdward and Cockysper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Need an Excuse by Beautiful Figment reviews
When a prank goes awry, Jasper gets trapped in a closet with Edward, the best friend he has been secretly crushing on. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Edgeplay by dirtybrat reviews
Wikipedia defines edgeplay as types of sexual play considered to be pushing on the edge of the safe,sane&consensual creed in BDSM.Edward&Bella are committed,experienced players.This is a snapshot into their edgeplay. AU-H,lemons,ADULT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Good Fellows Get Together by eprime reviews
Boys have needs. Who better to provide a healthy outlet than one's best mates? Threesome: Sirius/Remus/James Written for samhain smut 2010 on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Within Our Reach by starfish422 reviews
Slash: With a few exceptions, everyone in the auditorium that day assumed the animosity between the two men arose solely from the situation at hand. They were only half correct. Spock/Kirk. Mature themes, sexuality, mild language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,556 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Devil's Snare by eprime reviews
Remus lands in detention and improves his knowledge of magical plants. Remus/Tentacles, Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Miracles Never Cease Tony and Maxxie in Russia by Velvetbabe reviews
Maxxie's POV. Slash, and how. NC17. Graphic sex and bad language and turmoil and hotness.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,163 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Tony S., Maxxie O. - Complete
Beautiful, Broken by theladyingrey42 reviews
I come here seeking rusted metal and a particular sort of ruin, captured in art and dissonant drums. Instead I find his face and a kind of beauty I have never, ever known. AU/AH, ExJ slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5772 - Favs: 6,961 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5443 - Favs: 7,469 - Follows: 3,550 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Voldy Letters by sick-atxxheart reviews
Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Voldemort
Shadow by kiskool reviews
One-shot set during Half-Blood Prince. "A shiver travels up my spine, provoked by the suggestive tickle of his magic. I hear him react to my reaction-an answer. I want to whimper, but I hear his shoe scruff on the ground. I think he's come closer ..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Exposure by ThePhoenixRiddle reviews
When Bella meets Edward and Rosalie, they have an interesting proposition for her. It was supposed to be one night only. What happens when no one wants it to end? ExBxR, ExB, BxR, AU/AH. Part One of The Photographer's Series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,441 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella
Come Slowly, Eden by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Deadliest Catch by araeo reviews
Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Different Kind of Wet Dream by Reinamy reviews
Harry has a secret that no can ever know about. Slash. NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Gentleman Pervert by Digitallace reviews
Can Harry come to terms with both Draco and his werewolf form? And more importantly, can Draco come to terms with it? Warnings for explicit adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mark of the Fox by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, threeshot. First in a series. Harry goes on vacation. To a town filled with Dark wizards, enchanted mirrors, and a budding Dark Lord, who wants nothing more than to Mark Harry. Dark!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,509 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Madame Scarlet's by Digitallace reviews
Snape and Lucius run an exotic brothel made of Incubi and Succubae. When both Harry and Draco turn out to hold the strain in their blood it poses some problems for the owners and for the boys. *Explicit content warning* DM/HP.HP/DM.SS/HP/DM so far
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,984 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nectar So Sweet by SirTaylor'sTallTales reviews
Draco Malfoy & Ron Weasley find themselves at each other's throats yet again, this time in the Slytherin locker room after a Quidditch skirmish--their conflict soon turns to action rather than words. One-shot. XXX content. Are reviews too much to ask for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3205 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 529 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Compromising Evidence by Babydracky reviews
Alex/Nigel - slash - Alex can’t stand his culpability in Susan's murder. Nigel is more than happy to comfort him, unfortunately for Alex.
Like Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Complete
The Proposal by SellyDHBru reviews
Interesting things happen when one is drunk and is forced to spend time in the presence of his arch-nemesis… Secrets are discovered, mysteries unveiled and could the impossible be possible after all? There is only one way to find out…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 97,107 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Was I Thinking? Part 1 by Ms-Figg reviews
This is a retro story. It is the first fanfiction I ever wrote after reading numerous sexually graphic stories of HG/SS then running out. WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC CONTENT! I was very fixated on the sexual relationship of SS/HG when writing this & it shows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,312 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Months & Days by treeson reviews
Hermione hated Quidditch Rotation, and the two men she had to treat just made it worse. A Cormac/Hermione/Draco oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something to Look Forward To by dirty-darella reviews
It’s Harry’s last Day at Hogwarts. Something sexy happens. His name is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Scrap of Honour by smurff reviews
Sequel to RAGING SENSATION. Consequences can be harsh. Or they can be exciting. What happens to Hermione as a result of her actions?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 338 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Best Duel Ever by albe-chan reviews
A duel between arch rivals leads to something so much better. For once Harry and Draco agree; this is sure to be the best duel EVER! Drarry. HPDM. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. ONESHOT. MATURE. STRIP-DUELING! For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seasons of Change by WordNerds2008 reviews
Authors I'm Just Drawn That Way & Felena1971 are back, as the team WordNerds2008. Draco already owes Harry his life, and he resents being indebted. Then Harry testifies on his behalf at the Ministry, which just makes matters worse. HP/DM, slash, rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,803 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Imprinting And Such by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Claiming the Wolf. SLASH. Six months later. When Sam tells Edward something in secret the vampire leaves to find out if its true, and Jacob is left behind. Why is James here? What does this all have to do with Jacob's imprinting Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,495 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Need by netrixie reviews
Harry has always needed something that he never had a name for. And now he has it. Drarry. HPDM. Maybe a sequel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mile High Club by azzie adams reviews
Draco's urges get the better of him on the Delta 747 and the only private place is... not so private. DM/HP Sequel to 'Emergency Stop'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
11 Things by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven things… Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
April Fools by AlwaysSS reviews
Under the guise of an April Fools' Day prank, Hermione and Draco team up to bring Professor Snape to his knees, literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,861 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Resolutions by dracosoftie reviews
Students from all four Houses land in detention after their New Year's Eve plans are discovered. Will their hasty new year's resolutions have unexpected consequences? H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,052 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Passion in the Flames by netrixie reviews
Everyone has secrets. Some are just more surprising than others. Drarry, Slash, DMHP, rated M, complete in 7 parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,721 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 6,884 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snape's Voice by dracosoftie reviews
How does Harry deal with the uncomfortable effect Snape's voice has on him in Potions class? Warnings for language and explicit sexual content masturbation only, slash implied . Bonus scene for Must Love Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Claiming the Wolf by shadowglove reviews
SLASH AU Jacob/Edward. Jacob would never understand leeches, especially if they were Edward Cullen. One minute Edward's glaring at him with hatred, the next---the next he's doing things to Jacob that the young wolf wants to hate. He really does, but can't
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,516 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Peaches by albe-chan reviews
Ginny is frantic one day when the surprising object of her fascination doesn't show up for breakfast. Ginny needs to know why, and in the process, finds out just why the blonde eats a peach every day. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. GWLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Please, Sir, May I Have Another? by albe-chan reviews
Harry is a naughty boy, and Remus and Sirius are going to punish him. But how long can Harry take the delicious torture before he breaks? SMUT. SLASH. THREESOME. SEX. KINKINESS. ONESHOT. For IJDTW. RLSBHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Quarter Moon Gamble by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETED! Veela!Draco. A bet and an accident send Hermione into the arms of Draco Malfoy. But what happens when she can no longer stand the moments they're apart, the forbidden kisses he took without remorse, the slow dances, or the warmth of his touch?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,212 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Inevitable as Tragedy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Physical separation is possible for Harry and Draco. Mental separation is not. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Happens in Umbridge's Office by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood are alone in Umbridge's office... until someone slips a niffler in through the door. Furniture topples, Draco loses clothing, and Luna finds a new use for her lion hat. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 6,237 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets of the Heart by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
5 yrs post-war: roughly canon-compliant except Snape survived, thanks to a certain Gryffindor brunette. Now they are working together on ways to reverse damage done by Dark Arts. And their relationship is... complicated. HGSS, M for late chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,327 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 154 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fever Dream by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Surrender. Dreams. Flowers. Heat. This is Harry's haven, which he earned and chose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Second by Lady Alinor reviews
Sequel to First. Five years...five long, agonizing years since she'd last spoken to him, and now he had the audacity to show up on her doorstep one rainswept night. What would he think when he discovered her secret? HGDM, sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,549 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 149 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bring Me To Life by floorcoaster reviews
Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,590 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 558 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2627 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just In Case by atruwriter reviews
Late one night, Fred seeks Hermione out with the need to speak honestly about the happenings of war. He has but one regret he doesn't wish to die with and Hermione is just the person to help him. FHr OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/25/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Surprise by lilmisblack reviews
Hermione receives an unexpected surprise for her birthday, in the form of a sexy, redheaded wizard. HGCWBW oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Darling Pansy by fembuck reviews
Hermione witnesses Pansy in a private moment and has a very unexpected response to it. HermionePansy, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
To Own Hermione Granger by shadowglove reviews
DRACOHERMIONEBLAISE. POST WAR. Two Slytherins want the same thing...to own Hermione Granger...Hogwarts will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Iris by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Draco has suffered the loss of his first love, and has cut off all ties with the wizarding world. Hermione's husband is out to kill her. How does a chance meeting bring these enemies together? More importantly, how does their story end? DMHG, CBMTD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 135,023 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 9,986 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Truth in a Rainy Window reviews
A small, sad, sweet drabble-shot for the PPSS Picspirations! Soft Femmeslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Bella, Rosalie
Green on the Outside, Red on the inside reviews
My name is Elieana Sevan, and I am the daughter of Severus Snape and Lily Evans. I am a Slytherin with the heart of a Gryffindor, and this is my story. Rated M for future language, sex, and violence! Will contain bizarre pairings/3somes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Severus S.
Overrated reviews
Drarry alert! In which it is warm out, Draco Malfoy is wearing denims, and Harry is seeking peace and quiet. Naturally, he gets neither. ; Just a little tidbit!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Please tell me I'm not what he tells me I am reviews
A sweet, sad, one-shot Drarry. Rated M for mild language....possible sequel if you all like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
So Tired reviews
a random, Drarry, pointless one-shot. Don't ask me why, I just wrote it. M for language. Set somewhere in 6th year, before Dumbledore's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete