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Joined 12-21-07, id: 1450090, Profile Updated: 08-31-12
Author has written 19 stories for Doctor Who, Firefly, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and CSI.

update 21 April 2010

Still on hiatus with everything. I just don't have the drive anymore. If anyone is interested in any of the stories, except Ethereal Nonsense and Avenging the Sith and Jack Who, please contact me so we can get you writing.

Update 23 March 2010

COMICCON 2010!!

Your beloved Lex will be there!! Cosplaying as Harley Quinn (Batman), Rose Tyler (Doctor Who), and possibly Spike (BtVS).

check out the costumes-- www.lexophile42.deviantart.com/gallery/#Cosplay


I'm not going to be doing much writing for a while, which means that I'm going to be lax with updating the rest of my work (except Ethereal Nonsense... which is suddenly giving me issues around chapter 6...) and most of the unfinished stuff is up for adoption. If you're interested in adopting a story, please email or PM me and be prepared to send a sample of your writing as well.

However, all writing blocks aside, I am --as always-- open for beta reading. I'm here to help you.

Time Travel Causes Nosebleeds; Dorian Gray is my Constant

Love to you all.

--the Lexophile

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers..." --Marilyn Manson

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please contact me for information pertaining to any of my stories, or if you'd just like to chat about my stories or any of the shows/literature that I write for. Writing is pretty much my life... so I dare say I might need more human contact... lol

Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

I do not have PUPPET CANCER!!

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House Meet Who by ArtisticGallifreyan reviews
All is well in Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Until the Doctor himself checks in. Crossover with House MD and Doctor Who. Also featuring Houses' new cane with the flames so that it makes it look like he's going really fast.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 6/19/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House
This Monster by JL Hughes reviews
VeryAU. Leads up to the Jedi Strike Team to capture Revan. In a galaxy being taken over by the New Sith Order, intrigue & deception are rampant as Bastila desperately tries to stop Darth Revan despite her passed relationship & feelings for him.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,194 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Revan, Bastila S.
DIElight by SparksAreFlying reviews
Written for my pals over at TwilightSucks forums. Basically, Lestat and his friends aka ACTUAL vampires kill all the Culfags and the Volturi. Contains references from Repo! The Genetic Opera and South Park.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella
Appearances by RavenWriter89 reviews
100-word drabble. That she wanted a party was fine. That she wanted him to dress up for a masquerade party wasn't.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Crisis of Faith by Anne Lessing reviews
When Darth Maul is captured by a Jedi on his first solo mission, they must work together to survive--or perish. To complicate things, this Jedi is hiding a dark secret... Pre-Phantom Menace. Alternate universe; first in a series.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Darth Maul
Robin Hood by Hot Pink Butterfly reviews
The truth behind the legend
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Growin Up by xoxbreyoxo reviews
A series of letters from Jayne to his Ma
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Jayne
Crossover by La Nanita reviews
Sirius Black and Harry Potter fall through a mysterious veil and into a galaxy far, far away where new friends, new foes, and new powers await. HPSW crossover. Read and Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,721 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
The Anatomy of Soup by Laatija reviews
The crew is down with the cold and its up to River and Simon to take care of them. River discoveres something not-so-new...soup. A feel good one-shot.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/28/2008 - River, Simon - Complete
Alteration by skywalker05 reviews
Five things that never happened to Darth Maul.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Darth Maul, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Aftermath by Laatija reviews
Takes place after the end of the Dark Knight. A little oneshot about what happened afterwards. Features bruises, revealed identities, and cookies. Movie-verse with a splash of silver age comics
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Doctor Who: Why So Serious? by TheBadWolfDoctor reviews
Crossover with 'The Dark Knight'. The Doctor is called to Gotham City to interrogate the Joker, hoping that his experience with all sorts of maniacs will allow him to establish a connection with the mad clown.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Observations on Redundancy by montypython203 reviews
Post The Lazarus Experiment. The Doctor points out a somewhat annoying, pointless habit of Martha's.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Complaints by misunderstoodemon reviews
Jareth, Sarah, Hoggle, and occasionally Toby comment on what they are put through in fanfic. And they're not happy.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
The Response to Humor by Wolfish Oro reviews
Not for the unwitting, not for the faint of heart, and not for those faint of stomach. Ye've been warned.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Reinette, Reinette by montypython203 reviews
A poem from Rose's POV about Reinette. NOT a hate!poem.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Once Upon A Time, We Were Equals by mylittlehazmat reviews
“I could hazard a guess, and say that you wanted to sic me crew on me, lock me in bilge and rats, tie me up by me ankles and lash me ‘til I die at your feet in utter agony.” AU. Used to be WIP, now complete. Harsh criticism appreciated.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
Love by de yaten reviews
Many things had changed. She was the color of human-grown cotton, now, and their numbers were dwindling again in a world of noise and smoke and metal. But a single thing, precious only to One, had not changed. :: written for Valentine's Day ::
Last Unicorn - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Air From My Lungs by montypython203 reviews
Post Unquiet Dead, but references to End of the World. Rose inquires about the Doctor's "gift" for Jabe.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Famous Last Words: General by 2dragonkat reviews
A set of stories based off of the last words of various movies. These are all general stories based on the show. Enjoy.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008
pity by fall from stars reviews
ONESHOT—But pity a woman alone. .Mrs. Lovett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Dr Barker and Mr T by mylittlehazmat reviews
“What are you thinking about, Benjy?” Character examination. Harsh criticism appreciated. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Eggnog buddies by Casscaro reviews
A little bit of BTVS Season Five Christmas goodwill. Sort of. SpikeBuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
ObiWan's Lullaby by NorthernStarsPen reviews
Oneshot. A certain Jedi Master makes a promise to an infant Luke Skywalker through a lullaby. Short little viggy I thought up at a cousin's recital.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Luke S. - Complete
Reflctive poems by GallifreyanSoul reviews
A poem based around each member of Torchwood
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
An Adventure for Legolas by Suuki-Aldrea reviews
Legolas decides to leave Valinor and his son follows 100 years later. Xover LOTRPOTC. Rated for later chapters. Legolas is not Will Turner but Bootstrap Bill. I have updated all the chapters. Not much has changed, but some of it is important. CH.5 UP!
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004
Teachers by Bouncebackability reviews
Teachers have lives too - the Hogwarts' staffroom during free periods and break times.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Remus L., Severus S.
Dealing by Ladybug Jess reviews
Nick and Sara talk after One Hit Wonder. NS friendship
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
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Viva Rock Vegas reviews
Earth. July 5, 2004. The Doctor and Rose get hauled in as witnesses to a murder in Las Vegas, NV. crosses with CSI:Crime Scene Investigation. Has been adopted...just waiting on updates from the new writer.
Crossover - Doctor Who & CSI - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Rose T., Gil G.
Jack Who? reviews
Jack Harkness spends his years trapped in the twentieth/twenty-first century as a guardian angel to the young Rose Tyler and has a few misadventures of his own. Not a Jack/Rose fic; continual character 'death'... it is Jack Harkness, after all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008
Heart of Gold reviews
What happens when you put the crew from a broken down Firefly, the president of the Galaxy, and the Doctor's company onboard the same round, white ship? Hilarity of course!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Jack H., Mal
Ethereal Nonsense reviews
So, we're left with the Joker hanging over Gotham with an armed SWAT team approaching, ready to fire. What next? With Heath gone, who's to say? That's where I come in. We'll journey through the Joker's "afterlife" and meet some old friends along the way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Dr Who Bloopers that'll never air on Telly reviews
I think the title gives it away, don't you? Now includes seasons 1 and 2.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/24/2007 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor
Bananas for Her reviews
The distraught Doctor and Rose spend their days apart with odd mental echoes of each other. Set between the separation and Torchwood Tower and the meeting at "Bad Wolf Bay".
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
A Matter of Life and Death reviews
The sequel to "Baby Makes Three". READ THAT ONE FIRST! Just some little bits as Jacob William Tamm grows up onboard Serenity.Should be tons of fun!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Kaylee
A Doctor for the Doctor reviews
The Doctor's dying and Rose has got no choice but to fly the TARDIS on her own, landing in the 21st century, where one Dr. Gregory House,MD, has finally met a patient who might actually be suffering from LUPUS... and wait til you find out who!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Avenging the Sith reviews
A new begining. 100 years after the fall of the Emperor. There is a new Council in place and order has been restored to the Republic. Or has it? Death and deception is what it's all about now.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - E. Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker
Goodbye, Miss Jones reviews
My take on what should've really happened at the beginning of Lazarus Experiment in series 3
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Untitled Until Further Notice reviews
A discussion about the weight of the world on Mr. Potter's shoulders ends with a blush. Harry/Hermione sweetness
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Goosed reviews
100 word drabble about the planet of the geese. This one is for all the 'Firefly' and 'Dr. Who' fans."I once visited a planet where the primary form of entertainment was juggling geese. Seriously, baby geese, goslings, they were juggled." --Wash
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Bad Wolf Bay reviews
A poem from Rose's POV during the final scene of 'Doomsday'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Lime Light reviews
The Doctor faces the mob and Rose wonders about his wardrobe selection. 100 word drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Apples reviews
10 confides his deepest worldly fears in Rose. 100 word drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/9/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Lonely Angel reviews
A poem from Reinette Poisson-Madame de Pompadour- to her lonely angel, the Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
The Eleventh Doctor reviews
AU 100word one-shot. The tenth Doctor regenerates leaving Rose and himself in a more than slightly awkward position. might be used in a later fanfiction
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Dream On reviews
Malnara in the last scene of "Our Mrs. Reynolds". warning: very melodramatic, very AU I'm not going to give away the ending, because the ending's the most important part of the story, and this one is very good.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Baby makes Three reviews
Simon and Kaylee request from Laby Anne Boleyn. Kaylee gets sick and tries to hide it from the good doctor. After "Jaynestown"--AU. Note: this story is COMPLETE
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
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