Author has written 8 stories for Pokémon, Total Drama series, Death Note, Marching Band, Shugo Chara!, Kitchen Princess, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
Hey there! My name is Kandace, I'm a girl (obviously) and I'm nineteen years old! I see you've stumbled across my profile. Most of my fanfictions on here are old and suck pretty bad...so sorry about that!
I like My Little Pony, Homestuck, anime, Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and loads of other stuff. If you want to know more, drop me a message, I guess.
Okay, so, I really, really dislike the Hunger Games trilogy, however, I enjoy reading SYOT (Submit Your Own Tribute) stories, and sending my own tributes in. So far, I have only created two tributes:Piston Copperton, Age 14, District 6 Female Tribute Bobbin Petyrs, Age 12, District 8 Female Tribute
Piston has a chance of winning, but Bobbin is pretty much a bloodbath tribute, since I know most SYOT stories need those, cause who wants their character to die immediately in the bloodbath?
Anyway, at this point in time, I have submitted Piston to 9 SYOT stories, and I submitted Bobbin to 7 of those 9 stories. Most of these stories either haven't started yet, or have been abandoned (sometimes before it even actually STARTS). A few have started and may still be in the process of being written, but they've only done the reapings for the first two districts (in one case they went in reverse order, so it was only the 11 and 12 reapings).
So, if you are writing a SYOT and need the female tribute for Districts 6 and/or 8, shoot me a PM and I'd be happy to send you the profile for one or both of these characters!
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more heart that will never love.
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In a 1st grade class, the teacher is teaching the kids vocabulary and grammar. The teacher says, "Okay, children! Can someone give me a sentence
with the word 'fascinate'?" A little girl raises her hand and answers, "I went to the zoo and found the monkey exhibit fascinating." The teacher says, "Close, but
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and now it's time for...
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN RANDOM ORDER!!
1. Feferi Peixes
2. John Egbert
3. Roxy Lalonde
4. Eridan Ampora
5. Jane Crocker
6. Damara Megido
7. Cronus Ampora
8. Dad Egbert
9. Jade Harley
10. Tavros Nitram
11. Meulin Leijon
12. Aranea Serket
Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic?
Nope, and there aren't any, at least on this website. I know, I've looked up Damara fanfiction enough. There might be some somewhere else though...
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
I find him attractive, maybe more on the cute or handsome side...it's hard to tell when the characters are drawn the way they are.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
That would turn into one hell of a strange family, never mind the fact that it's kind of biologically impossible. Though I guess they could have kids through ectobiology shenanigans? But still, that means you skip the whole pregnancy bit.
Do you recall any fics about 9?
Several, usually ones that pair her off with Karkat or Dave.
Do you think 2 and 6 make a cute couple?
Nope. Not at all. It actually grosses me out to think of it...
5/9 or 5/10?
I don't ship either, but I guess I'd have to say...5/10. I think they'd mesh well.
What would happen if 7 walked into 2 and 10 having sex.
I'm not entirely sure. I think he'd probably be at least somewhat turned on though. Because...it's Cronus.
Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt comfort.
How about "Empath"? I imagine the story line would be something along the lines of: Aranea has a schoolgirl type crush on Cronus, but because of her powers she can tell he either likes someone else (Kankri, Meenah, etc) or just doesn't see her that way. And she's understandably upset. Whether they'd be friends or not in this particular fanfiction, I'm not sure, it could work either way. And then...either one of the other characters comforts her (most likely Meenah, since they're close and all), or maybe even Cronus (If they're friends) tries to comfort her, totally unaware that he's the reason she's upset...I actually got the part about Aranea liking Cronus but knowing via her powers that he doesn't like her from a sadstuck fanart, but yeah, I actually really want to see a fanfic about this. I'm just too lazy to write it myself.
If you wrote a Song-fic for 8, what song would you use?
Um...maybe "If He's Anything Like Me" by Brad Paisley. It's a cute Father/Son sort of song, and I think it would fit, since John does seem to take a lot after his father. I also think "Watching You" by Rodney Atkins would work, but I still like the Brad Paisley song would be better.
What about a song for 7?
Greased Lightning. I'm sorry, it's just perfect.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
"Contains rarepairs. Don't like, don't read."
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. Broken hearted, 1 has a one night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Feferi and Cronus are in a happy relationship until Jade runs off with Eridan. Broken hearted, Feferi has a one night stand with Meulin and a brief, unhappy affair with Aranea, then follows the wise advice of Jane and finds true love with Roxy.
What title would you give the above fan fiction?
Maybe..."Beyond my Reach" or something? Seeing as how Feferi is having relationships with Cronus, Meulin and Aranea, I can see her being in the dream bubbles. And then somehow Eridan is resurrected (maybe the ring of life or something) and somehow he and Jade become matesprits, and Feferi is distraught, maybe because she suddenly has feelings for Eridan or something like that, and in her distress, leaves Cronus and kind of loses herself for a while, with her relationships with Aranea and Meulin. As for the last bit...either, she somehow gets brought back to life, or Jane and Roxy die, allowing that to happen. I don't know, I'm not going to write the story, so I won't look too much into plot detail.
Make up a 3/10 fan fic
Another generic "Roxy has a drinking problem, other main character helps her get over it" story, with lots of angsting and fluff and all that jazz included.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForever, Icewhip, kgeesy.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. (I would be a straight edge if I didn't drink, but I do)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Well I'm technically in Color Guard, or I used to be)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (once again, Color Guard. It's technically a dance team.)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak