Tuli Azzameen
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Joined 12-21-07, id: 1450346, Profile Updated: 02-09-20
Author has written 6 stories for Blood+, Samurai Champloo, and Star Wars.

Formerly known as Anonymousness (a pen name I came up with on the fly several years ago, to post a hand full of one-shots that I was entirely sure were awful).

I write swill! I am somewhat proud of some of that swill, but swill it remains. Hee hee! Can you tell? That's my favorite word right now! Swilly swilly swill! Swilleriffic!

I don’t claim to be a writer, I think I am more of an idea-haver that is making an attempt at having those ideas in words. I guess that makes me a storyteller. Or something. I have a thing for plot twists, making up my own explanations for plot holes in canonical material, and writing romances between assholes and strong women who wont take their shit.

At the moment, I am an unabashed resident of the proverbial Reylo trash-compactor. Romances between people who have always been nice to each other, get along consistently and have similar beliefs/goals are great in real life, but I have no interest in watching a movie, reading a book or writing about them.

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Blood Minus by Dilly-Oh reviews
Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,766 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Playing Pretend by Youkai no Yume reviews
There were very simple rules to their game. As long as they followed them, they could both keep pretending and nobody would get hurt. But when Jin finds himself breaking all of the rules, he realizes he has much more to lose than a game. Jin x Fuu oneshot
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Jin, Fuu - Complete
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What the Hell is Wrong with Kylo Ren? reviews
Tongue-in-cheek tour of pre-TLJ Reylo tropes. This time, it is Kylo Ren who is taken prisoner. Rey is given the impossible task of turning this moody, homicidal creep back to the Light, all while he awkwardly attempts to lure her into darkness. Bickering, sexual tension and poor life-choices ensue. Written pre-TLJ.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,556 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 3/20/2016 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] R2-D2, C-3PO - Complete
The Other Self reviews
Sequel to Where Black Met Gold. Nathan is still plotting, Solomon is still pining, and Saya will be forced to come face to face with her worst nightmare. The angst, romance and twists continue.
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,890 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Where Black Met Gold reviews
Post ep. 50. Solomon has survived his brush with death, and returns to make a play for Saya's heart just as her relationship with Haji is intensifying, while Nathan pursues his own mysterious agenda. A triangular love story with ample plot twists.
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,951 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Blood of Awakening reviews
Prequel to Where Black Met Gold. Three decades have passed, but as Haji approaches the tomb, he realizes that he's not alone. He wasn't the only Chevalier to narrowly escape death in '06.
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,145 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
What is with those Guys? reviews
Tongue-in-cheek romantic drama. Jin is a reserved, chivalrous gentlemen and Mugen is a jerk with no conscience or restraint… right? Fuu will find out five years later, but not before getting herself into ALL sorts of trouble. Let the plot twists begin!
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,243 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Fuu, Mugen - Complete
Without a Word reviews
Blood: The Last Vampire and Blood Plus “crossover.” Saya recalls a deeply repressed memory, but it is not of a bloody battle, nor her idyllic early life, but something else entirely... A night with Haji and the misunderstanding that followed.
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Saya, Hagi - Complete
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