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Joined 12-21-07, id: 1450347, Profile Updated: 09-26-09
Author has written 27 stories for X-Men, Harry Potter, Naruto, Marvel, Bleach, X-overs, Trigun, Justice League, Transformers/Beast Wars, X-Men: The Movie, Avatar: Last Airbender, Toy Story, Tron, and Transformers.

Welcome, all, to the realm of BlackMarketTrombones (BMT for short). Technically, it’s also SuperMoose’s realm, but as she doesn’t care enough to help me update our profile (which admittedly few of you will read), I’m claiming it all for myself. :p

First order of business: No, I don’t have multiple personalities; no, I don’t have a verbose muse that likes to write her own fics; there are two of us, BMT and SuperMoose. We share because we’re related and Sharing is Good. Also because we like each other (a rare enough trait in siblings) and just felt like it. We always specify who the author of a fic is in the summary and usually in the Author’s Note as well so there won’t be any confusion (not that anyone would care enough to be confused as long as they get their fanfiction fix, but I like to be thorough).

Second order of business: SuperMoose does everything on this site, and when I say everything, I mean reviews (and alerts, and favorites, etc.). I am far too terrified of you people to review or respond to your reviews. This is because, through unfortunate experience, I have discovered that I am incapable of typing out three lines without shoving my foot so far down my throat that it becomes stuck on my uvula. This is not to say I don’t read your reviews—quite the opposite. Like most every author I’ve come across, I’m a whore for feedback. It makes me feel warm and glowy inside. Just be warned that, unless you have a question about the content or have corrected a grievous error in my work, I probably won’t respond. I’m not trying to be haughty, I’m just a wimp.

Third order of business: I fear romance. I doubt I will even attempt it, but if I do, it will only be heterosexual pairings. Before you jump down my throat, no, I don’t hate gay people; no, I don’t think they should all burn in hell; no, I’m not trying to impose my beliefs on anyone. If you’re going to PM me about something to do with this, you might as well not waste your time because I plan to ignore you. I have no doubt that if I were attempt to write a homosexual pairing, I would screw it up so thoroughly that you would think I’m one of those people spouting nonsense about deaths in the Middle East being God punishing America for allowing homosexuality to exist. Plus, as I mentioned earlier, I fear romance and probably won’t risk it. That said, I’m ambivalent toward Transformers romance. I follow the ‘androgynous-machines-therefore-genderless’ camp, so if I ever write about a pairing from that fandom, it may be considered slash by some standards. However, the idea of giant alien robots having sex is just too implausible to me, so there will be no TF smut in any of the following stories. (There will be no smut period, actually, because that’s just icky.)

Fourth order of business: I take my writing seriously (“Then why do write fanfiction, BlackMarketTrombones?” you may ask, to which I will reply after a long pause, “Shut up.”), especially grammar, which I believe is the very least that any writer must have. Therefore there are several things that I do not approve of, all for the same reason. They are as follows: crack, poor characterization, and character bashing. The reason is this: they undermine the original author’s hard work. I can take all but the latter in a humor fic or parody (many of my complaints with these relate to the fact that they tend to be poorly written, but I actually hope to write a crack-fic disguised as a plausible plot at some point), but bashing is unimpressive, no matter how annoying the character is.

About me (but not really ‘cuz I don’t want internet stalkers): I tend to write about a variety of topics in a variety of worlds using a variety of characters. Basically, this site is my ‘whatever I feel like’ free for all. Generally, I find a fandom I like and stick to it like glue until I get bored of it. I’ve been on a Transformers kick for a while (all thanks to SuperMoose) and I don’t appear to be running out of material, so maybe this will be the fandom to break the mold. Maybe not. I’ve been writing less now that summer break is over (amazing how school seems to sap the creative juices), but I submit things at my prerogative, not yours. Unfortunately for you, I put my responsibilities as drum major before entertaining strangers, but I’ll try to churn something out every once in a while.

That’s about it. SuperMoose wants desperately to beta. I suppose I wouldn’t mind doing so either, but if you want me it’s only fair of me to offer advance warning—in my opinion, editing does not simply mean fixing spelling and grammar; it also means making suggestions about how to make something better. I like to copy stories into MS Word and practicing my editing on them. Some of them are completely unrecognizable when I’m done. Just make sure you specify if you want this or editing lite (straight grammar and spelling) when you PM me.

Enjoy your stay.

--BlackMarketTrombones

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Christmas Cookies by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
When Ororo finds her holiday spirit waning, Kurt Wagner finds a way to cheer her back up. This is a Complete Story, freshly revised, and the very first story I ever wrote to post online! I hope you enjoy it! Merry Christmas Eve! :D
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Storm, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Nightcrawler - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14855 - Favs: 20,777 - Follows: 18,204 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Humane Studies by Itallia reviews
That wasn’t POSSIBLE. You don’t just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,309 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Aftermath by amidoh reviews
The Great War has finally ended, and the Decepticons have lost. Starscream mulls their fate, and the fate of their leader.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
And Eyes That I Might See by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Autobots get cornered in a canyon after a Decepticon attack, along with a handful of humans. Unfortunately, Amanda is blind, making things a little harder for her. How's a girl to manage when she can't even see the giant robot aliens who rescued her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,898 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Ashes of the Phoenix by xRae Asakurax reviews
The phoenix is a glorious sight to behold. It is strong, powerful, yet soothing and magnificent. It bursts into flames when it is time for it to die, and it is reborn from the ashes to become just as wonderful as it was before. Such is my brother.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
My Madness, My Saving Sanity by NightElfCrawler reviews
Beaten, broken and humiliated, revenge is the one thing that kept Starscream going. But is revenge enough to live on? And when the only place to turn to is your enemies, how long an a lie be convincing? How long can a charade be maintained?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,428 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Starscream - Complete
The Great Train Robbery by b7-kerravon reviews
Terra Gnossus has a problem - a band of thieves are stealing everything that isn't nailed down! Storm Hawks to the rescue...but who will rescue them? This is a team fic with Stork H/C and a little Aerrow angst. No romance - sorry. Complete!
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,719 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Stork - Complete
Gone From Me by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: The space between Skyfire's crash and the rise of the Decepticons. Gunning for least inspired summary ever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
The Architect of Spin by webaholic reviews
One of the residents of Animal Farm has a memory that proves too inconvenient for the "more equal" animals. Who is she, and how does she plan to set things right?
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Monument To Creativity by Shimegami reviews
G1 oneshot. The life and times of the Giant Purple Griffin. Because sometimes, you have to really wonder if Megatron is just bored some days.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Replacement: Roads by Dragon of Dispair reviews
For Scorponok the road from Decepticon assassin to trusted Autobot isn't exactly a smooth one. Ficlets set in the same continuity as my oneshot "Replacement". Not posted in chronological order. Story is COMPLETE!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,342 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Scorponok - Complete
First Steps by peppymint reviews
Aziraphale is an angel, and thus a creature of compassion. Even when a certain demon is involved. Set right before the Flood.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The Best Therapy by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Sometimes words are the only possible thing to resort to. Nobody knows words, and their power, better than Bluestreak. It’s just that, sometimes, even he doesn’t know the right ones to say.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bluestreak, Hound - Complete
Joyflying by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Starscream is booted from the Decepticon base by Megatron to fly a pointless patrol circuit, in the interest of mutual sanity. Though initially in a foul temper, the Air Commander soon finds himself enjoying the free time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Erosion by Vethysnia reviews
A statement of sorts on Merbian society through the eyes of a newly married couple.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Gratitude by Lord-DarkHorse reviews
Stork is in a bind; he must either deal with a group of Cyclonians, or take his chances with the cave-burrowing ratsnake of Terra Cyclonia. Thankfully, Aerrow doesn’t forget about his helmsman.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Stuck in the Condor with you by Madame Lady reviews
The Storm Hawks lose power and are trapped in the Condor on an uncharted Terra for an entire day, without distraction. Will they fall victim to the unknown Terra, or worse...will they survive Finn's lame jokes? Piper's POV. No intended pairings. Complete!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,872 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
The Dangers of Etiquette by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Death has a good day, because he deserves one now and then
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Sacrifice by Seiberwing reviews
G1, postmovie. A starving Decepticon's secret from the darkest days of Charr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Sovereign Destiny by agapeNuria reviews
Will the once spirit detective and friends rise to a new challenge or will they prefer to sit back and allow fate to decide for them their place in the worlds? YYHxIY crossover.Now Complete
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,261 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Koenma - Complete
AN: Howling Winds by ZenosParadox reviews
SPOILERS for Rescue Sasuke Arc. Gaara, Kankuro and Temari help Baki through an Inquisition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,473 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Baki, Kankuro - Complete
Unexpected Gift by fourpawsonthefloor reviews
KurtNightcrawler returns post X3, and finds a gift when he least expects it. One shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Nightcrawler, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Winds of Truth & Sands of Change by TaintedMoonlight reviews
100 drabbles about Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari. All they needed was to see the truth, to move beyond the lies and tales they’d been told so they could become the family they should’ve been. The family they had always wanted. Loneliness gets hard…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,431 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 167 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
School Days by Flying Magic Snake reviews
It’s a normal day at the Ninja Academy. But Shikamaru knows better than that. [ShikaNaru friendship]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Automatic by Dayadhvam reviews
Gaara's shield defense is automatic: he has never had to consciously think about ordering the sand where it is needed. Kankurou and Temari have always known this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Intuitive by Project 0506 reviews
Sleep is just one of the luxuries you give up when you become Gaara's friend. Gaara, Lee friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Desert Sunrise by vampirepenguin reviews
Sakura doesn't know if she likes Suna, and she certainly doesn't pretend to understand it. [oneshot, gennish KankurouSakura, request]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Iruka Sensei, Can I Ask A Question? by HelKat reviews
.Oneshot. It's little six year old Naruto's birthday and there's this question that's been bothering him. He wants to ask Iruka, but it seems to be embarrassing. Thankfully, it turns out to have an easy answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Green Star by Mariphasa Hecatene reviews
When Stork must return to the Merbs' home terra, many secrets of the past are revealed, both for Stork and for others. Battles, angst, friendship, drama and adventure! Worksafe, kidsafe, no sex or gore.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,124 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Perceptions of Non Gods by SmallInsect reviews
A year after the death of President Luthor, revolution rises against the Justice Lords. [A oneshot of many ficlets. Set in the Lords Universe. Spoilers for A Better World.]
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,465 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Sand Walls by Cella N reviews
He spent half his life building walls around himself. But walls made of sand are easily destroyed by the first person with a strong enough punch. SAKURA. GAARA. On friendship, the beginning of something, and icecream.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Every Transformers Fanfiction Ever Written by Goggleplex reviews
Everyone joins in this script style parody from Optimus Prime to the Insecticons. G1G2 characters. Rated for Cybertronian cursing. One Shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Mozart's Requiem by ShyLight reviews
G1: Soundwave could not care less on what happens to the human race. He does, however, have a soft spot for some of their music. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Demon Division by Scribbler reviews
In a world where magic is commonplace, it's easy for Kurt Wagner to be brought in by the police division assigned to capture rogue demons. Convincing them he's human, however, is less easy. A plot to bring about the apocalypse doesn't help matters at all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie
Tempo of Love by Blacknbluesiren reviews
Gaara had a secret. Unfortunately, it's not a secret anymore. Kankuro and Gaara spend a long night figuring out the rhythem of emotions. NOT sandcest, just family in all its dysfunctional awesomeness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Similar Features by lirpa-chan reviews
Out of all of them, Kankurou looked the most like their father. [Kankurou centric drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
How To Cry by Dreary Somebody reviews
OLD STORY. Sequel to B rank Hugs. After Kankuro comes home from his mission, can Gaara say he's sorry? NOT KankyXGaara. Rated T for very mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Gifts by Fading Grace reviews
A moment between Aziraphale and Crowley somewhere near the 1920s. With humor. And, obviously, gifts.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
A Promise To Be Kept by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Death hires a young woman, struggling to keep the land her father left to her in his will, to redecorate his house so it appears more human. This is an attempt at Romance between an Anthropomorphic Personification and an Original character.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,911 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
How Deep is Your Ocean? by Aideko reviews
Late one night, Matsuri and Shukaku have a little heart to heart chat in her apartment. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Matsuri, Gaara - Complete
Blood, Sweat and Guts by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] The smell of blood is the worst thing, or so Ino tells herself. Ino and Lee on the battlefield. Ino isn't great at getting Sakura to see things she's thrown away over Sasuke, but now she finds she has to do it again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Ino Y., Lee R. - Complete
Touch by Midnight Unicorn reviews
Iruka praises him Naruto's not quite sure what to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pretty flower by angelgurl079 reviews
TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
Bad Luck by heartofShou reviews
Oneshot. A little something about luck and why one should not ask Gaara for help.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Indifference by Missed Nin reviews
The Kyuubi was sealed into the infant Nara Shikamaru. Twelve years later at the Chuunin exams, the lazy Genin meets Gaara, and finds his peaceful, passive life disrupted. Fights, plots, secrets, lies, demons, ninja! How troublesome... [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,738 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Smiling Games by Loud-Little-Thing reviews
Naruto plays invented games because that’s one of the first things a lonely child learns to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Flower Powerer reviews
Pretty Kitty, he called her. Pretty Kitty. It made me sick every time. [Oneshot.]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Rockaby by Crimson Cutie reviews
Sand Sib fluff. Temari and Gaara discuss lullabies. Kankuro crashes into a lamp.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Graduation by fivetail reviews
Iruka never liked graduations. Everyone used to wonder why. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Iruka U. - Complete
Pineapple Tarts by arcanioque reviews
Gaara, Kankurou, and closer bonding in the kitchen through making pineapple tarts for Temari. Sand sib fic, my v.day treat to all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Mornings by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Because Gaara is always there in the mornings. Gen sandsibs bondingfic, completed oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Erosion by sharingank reviews
Temari needs him more than he needs her. He just hasn't realized it yet. Temari and Kankuro introspective piece.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
This Ain't the Golden Years by Lady Jaye1 reviews
53 years later and Wally's still managing to make a general nuisance of himself. Final Chapter. Will continue in a sequel.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 40,710 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Sickness by Midnight Unicorn reviews
Six year old Naruto has the flu and no one cares
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Tools of the trade by wayofthepen reviews
It's common ground that brings people together. In this case, a love of all things sharp and pointy. KankuroxTenten, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Finding Camaraderie by Erithil reviews
Kakashi overtaxed himself on a mission. But he refused to go to the hospital because it’s Tuesday and he always met Iruka for dinner on Tuesdays. A Kakashi & Iruka friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fuzz Head by Smokey Lonesome reviews
One Shot KankuroSakura Saved from the brink of death by a ninja he barely knew. Sakura stays by the lonely puppetmaster's side as he regains his strength. Kankuro wonders how to thank this odd lady who saved him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
A Simple Gift by vampirepenguin reviews
Kankurou, Gaara, and a birthday present. [gen, oneshot, Kankuroucentric]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Ordinary by Titan of Saturn reviews
He is no one extraordinary. The story of Umino Iruka, from prankster to school teacher, and all the angst in between. Revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Tales of the Giant by TurkWriter reviews
Twenty facts about the most underappreciated character in Bleach, Sado Chad Yasutora.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
Dutch Treat by fuzzybluelogic reviews
A teaser for my upcoming NightcrawlerCentric AUish fic. Enjoy.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/21/2006
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 303 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Vanishing Point by rallamajoop reviews
In which Iruka and Yashamaru are, by unlikely chance or selective use of plot devices, trapped together in a trench somewhere unspecified. Inevitably, the subject of the care and feeding of adolescent jinchuuriki comes up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Present Day Demons by lulgijak reviews
Inuyasha Deadpool crossover: A demon and a derranged gun for hire make strange bedfellows when Kagome is mysteriously kidnapped one evening. What happens when the oddest of odd couples unites against the same target to save her.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Family Resemblance by kikofreako reviews
Kankuro's much more like his father than he thinks. Sand Sib familyfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Blood Runs Thicker by Ill Ame reviews
On being a firstborn secondson and the ties that bind a family. Kankuroucentric, drabblish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Kankuro - Complete
Picture Perfect by Melfina Lupin reviews
Temari thinks of a way to get her brothers to take a picture.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 5,093 - Follows: 1,002 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
A Real Friendship Thing by LeDiz reviews
Precanon Birthday fic for Scribbler. Anzu was never the great friend Yuugi labled her, but sometimes, real friendship means a lot more than popularity ever will
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Anzu M./Tea G., Yūgi M. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 716 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Error of Our Ways by Domon Kasshu reviews
G1. Following a Decepticon operation, Thundercracker reflects on the truth of the cause...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Complete
Sugar by JBSlarti reviews
Sometimes, a little kindness is all it takes. Featuring Nightcrawler.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Heroes in a Box by Constance Eilonwy reviews
Keeping Flash alive is a priority. Even if you're really pissed off at him.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2005
Sympathy for the Devil by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] A twist on the old 'it was all a dream' get out clause. [KurtAmanda]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 180 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
An Unexpected Lesson by Conspirator reviews
Three years after the end of the Bakumatsu, a chance encounter with a kabuki troupe teaches Kenshin an unexpected lesson in survival.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,025 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Kenshin - Complete
Even Angels have Scars by Blue Frodo reviews
A rehistory of Kurt Wagner that focuses on his life as a circus performer in Europe and is a blending of both the movieverse and comic verse. This story gives an entirely different perspective on where his scars came from and why. COMPLETE.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 149,291 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Nightcrawler, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Rhythmic Promises by O'Ylia reviews
Koenma's office rhythm, a promise and a sock puppet. Point? What Point? 1shot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Koenma, Botan - Complete
Wanda's Life by Agent-G reviews
An AU fic. What if Xaiver had found Wanda not long after she was taken to the asylum and had gone to live with Xaiver. Contains Wandurt and a little Jott, Lancitty. [COMPLETE]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,806 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Falter by iamzuul reviews
Even a person with the strongest convictions may feel themselves occasionally falter. [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Whose Names Are Death by afrai reviews
As you sow, so shall you reap, or, Death has a visitor. Crossover with Neil Gaiman's Sandman.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Faith by Crazed Fuzzle reviews
Because sometimes that's what a hero needs to find to keep on living.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
The Once and Future King by MistyStarlight reviews
[ONESHOT] YuugiYami friendship fic. A school project and an old book bring these two closer together.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Perceived With the Senses by kimi no vanilla reviews
The puppeteer isn't there, he's just part of the scenery. Kankurou's morning musings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Kankuro - Complete
Changes by BlueRascal reviews
Completed at last! Kurt gets a new look after realising how 2D the rest of the mutants are and a new love interest in the bargain. Rated for innuendos. Kuranda.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,638 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Midnight Snack by SaturnOolaa reviews
Back in Hidden Sand, Kankurou and Temari... are starting to worry about Gaara's eating habits. The question is, why? Spoilers up to the end of the Chuunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Apples by The Amazing Maurice reviews
It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2004
Shadows In The Night by Tergon reviews
Part one of the Genetex Saga! Kurt Wagner is hiding from his past but when it catches up to him, it may cost him more than he can imagine...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,203 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Storyteller by Epona Harper reviews
The Dinobots discover a classic of English literature - Revised and Completed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
The Taste of Strawberries by Frodo Baggins of Bag End reviews
COMPLETED. Following the Quest, in the midst of all the ceremonies and festivities in Minas Tirith, Frodo is not faring well. . .but Sam makes a discovery that evokes memories, and perhaps he can help his master. . . . No slash, sex, or profanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Just Another Bug Hunt by Scrawling Maelstrom reviews
Story within a story: Kurt tells of an early experience in the circus, when he was hired out to model an "Alien" Costume....
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004
Gaara and Love by shiruru reviews
Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Love Me, Love My Gestalt: Updated by Wayward reviews
Bonecrusher hits it off with a coworker, but dating is tricky when you're part of a combiner team. ( Edited: the ending has been touched up. )
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004
Bug Eyed Freak by solderini reviews
The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Shino A. - Complete
New Mutant Detected by Beboots reviews
No, this is NOT about an OC... The title will make sense if you read it (that seems to be true for all my fics, now doesn't it?). It's a one-shot about Kurt being burnt at the stake, and teleporting for the first time. R'n'R!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
The God of Household Chores and Blackbirds by Nate Grey reviews
A simple tribute to a day in the life of Canti.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Complete
Pancakes, Paradigms, and The Princess Bride by Skybright Daye reviews
On her first day at the School, an Idaho farmgirl thinks about how her worldview has changed. "The Princess Bride" is part of an all-night movie marathon and Nightcrawler's making the pancakes. Just another Friday Night at Xavier's . . . (a one-shot)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Complete
Equal and Opposite Reactions by Demi-Saiyajin Prodigy reviews
*Complete* A demon doesn't need friends; Piccolo keeps telling himself that. As five-year-old Gohan's acceptance begins to soften him, he becomes determined to crush it. A half-hidden truth revealed will test a fledgeling friendship . . .
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Piccolo, Gohan - Complete
Employment by Makou reviews
Shortly after that ugly business with the Octavo, Rincewind finds himself in The Mended Drum feeling sorry for himself. He isn't the only one.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2003
Breaking Point by Jess Pallas reviews
The crew discover a dead leviathan whose Pilot and crew have all been murdered. But who was responsible and could the same fate be about to befall Moya? Finalist Best Novella FSFanfic Awards 2003
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 86,043 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2002 - Published: 1/12/2002 - Complete
Reminder by Onyx reviews
It's always bothered me that Gohan and Piccolo drifted apart later in the series - here's my answer. Also, at no extra cost to you, includes Piccolo's death through a young Gohan's eyes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2002 - Gohan, Piccolo
Creature of the Night by Wyzeguy reviews
What if Nightcrawler had appeared in the Ultimate Marvel Universe as a much different character than he appeared as in #7?
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/17/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 257 - Published: 1/8/2002
I Know by Mistah Js girl reviews
Batman has to go to Harley Quinn for informaion on the Joker and why he's leaving body parts as clues. Batman learns something interesting about Harley's past, and her prom night. Batman also learns they aren't so different after all. Short and dark.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2001 - Harley Quinn, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Vigil by Nightwind reviews
G1 One of the Dinobots falls deathly ill. Then the universe collapses. No, no, I'm kidding. Actually, only Optimus Prime collapses and only into a gooshy puddle of guilt. Takes place halfway between the cartoon series and the '86 movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,716 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Grimlock, Optimus Prime - Complete
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Discovery reviews
Spoilers for Tron: Legacy. Two programs try to survive the culmination of Clu's last strike with everything against them. The Masked DJs get some characterization, and maybe even live. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
It's 3AM, Do You Know Where Your Blackbird Is? reviews
Storm gets a surprise in the hanger. By SuperMoose
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Storm, Jetfire - Complete
Settling In reviews
WARNING! TOY STORY 3 SPOILERS! Adjusting to a new life is never easy. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Woody, Dolly - Complete
Insight reviews
Toph has some about Zuko. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Once and Future reviews
The space between Beast Wars and Beast Machines. WARNING!—heavily comic-based. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Grimlock, Ravage - Complete
28 Safeguards reviews
TFA: Jetfire, Jetstorm, and their combiner form, Safeguard, in the '28 Character' Meme from Livejournal. Rating subject to change.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm
Medical Consequences reviews
ROTF: That settled it. Never again would an Autobot be allowed to choose an alt mode that didn't exist. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sideswipe, Captain Lennox - Complete
The Measure of Beauty reviews
Hound thought that, for a species that prided itself on its ability to be more than meets the eye, they seemed to forget with alarming frequency the need to look at things incisively. By BlackMarketTrombones
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sunstreaker, Hound - Complete
To Suffer the Slings and Arrows reviews
ROTF with G1 tie-ins: I really, really hate those two, and if I'm honest with myself, it's because I'm jealous of them. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime - Complete
Catch 22 reviews
TFA: "Prowl would never admit it to anyone, but it rankled when Lockdown called him 'kid.'" Doesn't actually have anything to do with Lockdown. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Silent as the Grave reviews
Shattered Glass: An Autobot, and why he is the way he is. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bluestreak - Complete
How to Save a Life reviews
TFA: SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3 FINALE! It was a part of their creed: Never sacrifice a piece of the future to bring back the past. Never. No matter how much you want to. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Rage Against the Dying of the Light reviews
2k7 movie: Jazz wasn't stupid. He knew charging Megatron was suicide, but that didn't stop him from doing it anyway. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jazz - Complete
Sometimes Words Are Not Enough reviews
Beast Wars II. Starscream is having a rough time in jail. Maybe his new cellmate can turn things around. By SuperMoose.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Starscream - Complete
The More Things Change reviews
G1: Over a hundred thousand vorns ago, the great Cybertronian scientist Skyfire was lost. Now he is found, but things have changed more than he could possibly have imagined. An AU fic by BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,963 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Speed reviews
Speed. Not as it had been before, that pale imitation which he could now see had only been fast compared to his surroundings, but pure, absolute speed." Spoilers for Divided We Fall. A one-shot by BlackMarketTrombones.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
The Strangest Riddle reviews
Nightcrawler's thoughts on Kitty. Very early canon, she's still afraid of him. Now a collection of one-shots. By SuperMoose.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
A Beautiful Friendship reviews
This is what happened when Lina first met Vash. I thought it needed more detail. A one-shot by SuperMoose.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Vash - Complete
An Unexpected Turn of Events
A collab, Round Robin style. The continuity pixie is taking a vacation and Generic Writer 1 is penning a tale. The Justice League is in for a surprise ...
Crossover - X-overs & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,654 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Reincarnate reviews
Is the similarity between their names the only reason Ukitake pays attention to Toshiro? Or could the truth lie in the past? By BlackMarketTrombones.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - J. Ukitake, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Much Madness reviews
SPOILER WARNING TO CHAPTER 300-ISH. "Afterwards, Ichigo would wonder why it had been Kenpachi who appeared to him as his inner-hollow gained control." A rambly drabblesque fic by BlackMarketTrombones.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Invincible reviews
-"He was a monstrous demon, invulnerable to pain, indestructible in the truest sense of the word, and above all else, he was completely, absolutely fearless. He was invincible; at least, that’s what most people thought." A fic about Zaraki Kenpachi by BMT
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/20/2008 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The Life and Times of Shukaku, Ichibi no Tanuki reviews
Gaara said that the spirit of a Suna elder was sealed inside him. Have you ever wondered how that fit in with Shukaku being a Bijuu? ON HIATUS By SuperMoose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
Valentine's Chocolates reviews
Kitty Shadowcat gives Kurt Nightcrawler a Valentine's gift. A short drabble for Valentine's Day. By SuperMoose.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Irony reviews
Peter Parker Spiderman and Kurt Wagner Nightcrawler meet in an elevator. This happens just after they have their first fight. By SuperMoose.
Marvel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Kaleidoscope reviews
The Mangekyo was perfect. It was just like him... A little drabble by BlackMarketTrombones.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Torune - Complete
My Life in the Chamber reviews
Ever wonder what the basilisk thought about the whole Chamber of Secrets thing? By BlackMarketTrombones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete