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Joined 12-22-07, id: 1450655, Profile Updated: 10-13-10
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, X-overs, Buffy X-overs, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Discworld, and Batman.

Hey, all you avid fanfiction readers out there!

Just to let you have a mental picture to go with the name, I am:

5' 1". I hate being short.

Tan skin

Blue eyes

Dark brown hair. Boring.

Slightly over-weight...Ok, I lied. Read 'rather over-weight'...but I'm actually shrinking. Hard work, but worth it.

Rather plain, but I'm very proud of my nose...it's so nicely formed...has anyone else read the Anne of Green Gables books? It's just me? Darn...

Anyway, so, I suppose I should tell you my likes and dislikes, but that's what everyone does...

Instead, I think I'll just tell you to read my stories and send me your reviews...I love flames! In fact, I live off flames...they're just so darn funny!

10/13/2010 Update:

My Boy Meets Girl series can be found at

The stories contained therein are as follows: Boy Meets Girl; Want Date?; Not In a Literal Sense; and, Either Demons or Taken. I'm working to get all of those up on FF as well.

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14570 - Favs: 9,862 - Follows: 9,492 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Marcello School by Kjkit reviews
Beginning of summer, Harry is getting over happenings in 5thyr when he is kidnapped and a door of opportunity opens... reviews welcome! COMPLETE! - 09/12 I'm aware of a few chapter loading issues - will be trying to fix when i can!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 179,819 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Idiot's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy by Daelena reviews
When the Expedition members get a little out of hand, Elizabeth decides that it'll be a good idea to have some kind of rule book for them. Thus, the Idiot's Guide was born. Read, review and enjoy the insanity of Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 69,998 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Elizabeth W.
The Promise of a New Dawn by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,441 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 3,847 - Follows: 4,739 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P.
Some Hero by fringeperson reviews
Lots of people go their whole lives unappreciated. It isn't a novel experience. But Loki owes Clint big for all the stuff he did, so as restitution/as part of his punishment, Loki offers Clint a place where he'll be appreciated. Clint doesn't trust Loki as far as he can throw the Hulk, but it's a tempting offer. Mentions past m/m rape.
Crossover - Firefly & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,807 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Patrol Changes Everything by Chereche reviews
On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 237,903 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Avengers Extended by Kita42 reviews
What happens when a certain man with a minor position in the British government decides that Nick Fury needs to expand his team? This. Also contains characters from Torchwood, Doctor Who and Supernatural.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,579 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
The Firefly Chronicles by dayzejane reviews
Follows The crew of Serenity thru the series, what happens what a certain Furyan looking to rejoin the human race hops on board? Rated M to be safe for later chaps and 'cause its Riddick. CURRENTLY UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION...STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 84 - Words: 595,819 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - [Riddick, River]
Weasley Family Heartbreak by MBP reviews
In an AU version of post-DH by two years , Arthur receives some very bad news. How will the rest of the family cope? Idea came from an interview with JKR -- rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 135,460 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
The Lives We Touch by Beccabo reviews
When Harry Potter is assigned to Maggie Thompson's class, the young teacher takes a liking to the strange but sweet young boy. As their friendship grows through the years, she becomes drawn into his mysterious & exciting world. Sirius and OFC romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,193 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 5,535 - Follows: 614 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Fault by MBP reviews
Starting in their fourth year at Hogwarts, someone dies every year, and Harry always feels responsible. It's up to the people who love him to convince him he isn't. HarryWeasleycentric. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,541 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Respite by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. All Lord Voldemort wanted to do was spread a little holiday cheer. With his sudden penchant for Yuletide merriment, he decided that baking cookies with his fellow Death Eaters was the perfect activity to do just that. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Second To None by RoczaDeb reviews
Jack's Clone goes to USAF BMT. POV. Challenge. ALL CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED. Sixth WOT is up. Merry Christmas!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Christmas Present by Lastew reviews
Giles, Christmas, Gifts, and Scoobie love.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/21/2007 - R. Giles
How Did You Die? by Gandalf3213 reviews
A thousand years from the time of Harry Potter, all magic has left the world, died out over the centuries. A boy stumbles upon Dumbledore's tomb and discovers a world more than anything he ever imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,264 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
It's All In My Head by Lastew reviews
We all know that in season 4, Giles was feeling a bit left out. In his own words, he was just a “retired librarian with a tendency to get knocked on the head.” What if he though the gang felt the same way? Has a Happy ending.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
Protecting the Prophecy by cckeimig reviews
Summer after fifth year: Harry is afraid to sleep, lest Voldemort milk the prophecy from him, now that their link works both ways. He must learn Occlumency as quickly as possible, and while he learns, a special, underestimated friend helps out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,342 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
I Can't Do This Without You by Lastew reviews
4th of 4. This story is yet another sort of a sequel to How to Measure a Man. It comes right after Well, You Know. Willow and Xander tried to make Giles realize what he means to the gang. This story is what happens when Buffy finds out about it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
Well, You Know by Lastew reviews
3rd of 4. This story is yet another sort of a sequel to How to Measure a Man. It comes right after That's One Opinion. Willow tried to make Giles realize what he means to the gang. This story is what happens when Xander finds out about it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - R. Giles, Xander H. - Complete
That's One Opinion by Lastew reviews
2nd of 4. This story is a sort of a sequel to How to Measure a Man. If you haven’t read that story, this one won’t make much sense. Willow got to see Giles express frustration that no one cares. This is what she does about it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - R. Giles, Willow R. - Complete
How To Measure a Man by Lastew reviews
The First of Four. Giles gets an email from Quentin Travers that upsets him enough that he writes a reply.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - R. Giles - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 4,480 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Relive by BajaB reviews
Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Court Ordered Diet by Surplus Imagination reviews
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9739 - Favs: 12,835 - Follows: 3,701 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
You're a Mean One, Mr Snape by sarini reviews
OneShot. Harry has had quite enough of Professor Snape. During Occlumency lessons over Christmas one year, Harry makes sure Snape knows. Follows OOTP, no HBP, almost no spoilers. Rating for language only. RWHG mentioned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Mirkwood Elf in Dumbledore's Court by Sun Queen reviews
Welcome to Hogwarts. Please check your bow, your arrows and your knives at the gate, and try to refrain from drastically screwing up the universe. Enjoy your stay...lookie! New chapter!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
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Hérairon reviews
The War has ended. One man, however, lies in the healing halls, waiting to be reunited with his family. Original Character. Non-slash. General/Family.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Estella B., Glorfindel
A Matter of Interest reviews
Party-crashers in Gotham City are old news, sir. But you may find this account a matter of interest...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Alfred P. - Complete
A Question of Heroics reviews
It is the Golden Trio's sixth year, and the newest DADA professor has arrived at Hogwart, bringing with her all the right answers AND all the right questions. Pairings are not determined as of yet. This story is AU as of the publishing of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Boy Meets Girl reviews
In which Xander meets yet another strong-willed, self-sufficient and highly dangerous female, and does what he does best: runs.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Not In A Literal Sense reviews
Xander's luck in women strikes again when a strange woman shows up at the high school - looking for brains. Rated for language.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
In His Blood reviews
-Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone- Harry thinks about his dad after Hermione shows him the Quidditch trophy James Potter had won. 263 words
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Want Date? reviews
In which our friendly neighborhood demon-magnet has his usual luck with females
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Chaos In the Making reviews
This is a fairly original Halloween fic with a plot that is completely new. Xander is not the main character, and the costume around which this fic is centered has only ever been used once that I know of. Giles-centric. No pairings.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Children of Destiny, Book One reviews
A new group of champions is being formed, although its members are so far unaware. Katherine Jensen, a resident at Xavier's School for the Gifted, has begun the first step towards bringing those champions together.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
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