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Author has written 3 stories for Elder Scroll series, Worm, and Harry Potter.

Well... my name's jdboss , I'm 25 and being on here from when i was 19
As i have dyslexia i cant stand reading more then a 3 words at a time be for i get Opera Web Browser to read it I hig light the it then hit "V" and then it read it
there is no point trying to make Audiobook when you can use opera it has the best voice out there

My coin Address
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going try get one day get some of fanfiction on here

MY fanfiction are
1 Me and potter
2 Middle Earth (book2 of "Me and potter")
3 fallout3
4one pace
5 "the boy who cant Read" a what IF i got a letter 2 the same time as harry potter and went
6GBZ
7Twilight
8individuals short shot
9Skyrim
10 Dumbledore plans
15 Batman returns
16Walking Dead
18 Superman
19 Torchwood-Doctor Who a what IF I fall in to 2007 when Torchwood was running around


-- FROM erbkaiser Profile --

1. 37 or 40 students?

List of Hogwarts yearmates of Harry Potter from a mixture of book and movie canon, but mainly 'Harry Potter and Me':

Gryffindor (8: 5b 3g):
Harry Potter
Ronald Weasley
Dean Thomas
Seamus Finnigan
Neville Longbottom
Hermione Granger
Parvati Patil
Lavender Brown

Hufflepuff (10: 4b 6g):
Ernie Macmillan
Wayne Hopkins
Justin Finch-Fletchley
Zacharias Smith
Hannah Abbott
Leanne (Runcorn?)
Megan Jones
Susan Bones
Sally-Anne Perks
Lil(ith? or Lily?) Moon

Ravenclaw (10: 5b 5g):
Terry Boot
Michael Corner
Kevin Entwhistle
Stephen Cornfoot
Anthony Goldstein
Morag MacDougal
Padma Patil
Lisa Turpin
Mandy Brocklehurst
Su Li

Slytherin (9: 5b 4g):
Draco Malfoy
Vincent Crabbe
Gregory Goyle
Blaise Zabini
Theodore Nott
Pansy Parkinson
Millicent Bulstrode
Daphne Greengrass
Tracey Davis

37 students in Harry's year (19b 18g).

Sally-Anne and L. Moon cannot be Gryffindors since they are never mentioned as part of the house or as members the D.A., and all Griffs in Harry's year joined the latter. That's the same reason Fay Dunbar, a Gryffindor girl and dorm mate of Hermione invented for the games, does not make my cut. In my fics I've mostly put Sally-Anne and Lilith Moon in Hufflepuff as I don't buy into the whole "equal number of boys and girls per house" crap, and Hufflepuff is the house we probably see the least of.

The only time the books mention class size to my knowledge is when JKR writes there were 20 brooms in the combined Gryffindor/Slytherin Flying Class. Yes this does not fit with the above as it implies three more students, or the mystical number of 40 we see so often, but these are either three unknown Slytherins, or Gryffs we never see. I think she just made a mistake, or changed her mind.

Leanne has neither a known canon last name nor fixed year, but we know from the class list in 'Harry Potter and Me' that there was a Runcorn in Harry's year. We know she exists as she is Katie's friend, implying she is either in Harry's year, or one or two years ahead of him. Since we need a Runcorn, I opt to use her.
There was also at one point a Spinks, but that seems to be Draco's original surname, so there's no need to invent yet another "invisible" student.

Think this "40 students, equal number of boys and girls per house" through!

If this was how the Hat worked in canon, doesn't it imply that Harry must have displaced a potential Gryffindor, and that Blaise Zabini was forced to become a Slytherin to compensate when Harry convinced the Hat not to put him in the same house as Draco?
It also implies that the "high in alphabet" guys like Ronald Weasley have no choice in house.

The Hogwarts class of 1998 (Harry's year) is very small. This fits, with it being the war generation

-- FROM erbkaiser Profile --


-- FROM erbkaiser Profile --

2. Currency

These are the canon figures:

1 Galleon equals £5. Going by 1990s average figures, this equals to around $8,25
17 Sickles in a Galleon, so 1 Sickle is worth about £0,30 (or $0,48)
29 Knuts in a Sickle, so 1 Knut is worth about £0,01 (or $0,016)

We'll disregard for the moment a Galleon is supposed to solid gold, and "the size of a hubcap", Sickles are supposed to made from silver, and Kunts are bronze.

Okay, so we now know in canon a Knut is worth a cent. And remember this is based on the exchange rate to a real life currency, so it has the same purchasing power.
Can we work with that?

The Daily Prophet Hagrid gets in book 1 costs 5 Knuts, or 5 cents. It rises to 7 Knuts by book 7, that is still really cheap. However, Hermione pays just 1 Knut for it while at Hogwarts. Even if this is a subscription discount, are we supposed to believe it costs justs one cent?

How about wands? Harry's wand costs him 7 Galleons, or £35. Most people keep the same wand their entire life, so this is most likely a once-in-a-lifetime purchase. Several students use family wands, like the poor Weasleys, but also Neville Longbottom. Since this is not questioned by the teachers, it must be common.

Let's be really charitable and say that out of Harry's 37 students in the year, 30 need new wands. This makes Ollivander's yearly income for Harry's first year £1.050.
Let's say there are other schools ("Saints Schools") and that gives us another 200 students who need wands. That still only gives him a projected income of £8.050 for a whole year ($13.282).

Ouch.

We have a few other figures: a Hit Wizard earns 700G a month. Hit Wizards appear to be the Wizarding equivalent of the SAS, presumably they are the ones who go after raging giants and the like. A very dangerous profession. In contrast, an assistant manager at Flourish & Botts earns 42G per month. Turn this into pounds, and you have a Hit Wizard earning £42.000 per year, and the assistant manager earns £2.520 per year -- twice as much as Ollivander if he has 30 clients.
And still less than (Muggle) minimum wage.

Okay... how about the Triwizard Tournament? For a competition where students have lost their lives in the past, the prize is set at a -- considered amazing -- 1000 Galleons, or £5000. Nice amount of money, but we are supposed to believe that the Weasley twins could rent a storeplace at the Magical World's busiest shopping street and fully outfit it for that, and stay in business?

At the very least, we have to increase the values tenfold. That makes a Prophet cost from £0,10 for subscribers to £0,50 for loose issues (£0,70 in war time), and means Ollivander earns at least £10k from students in the first year, and £80k if we do the Saints Schools trick. This seems more plausible. It still means living in the Wizarding World must be cheap if Ollivander can survive as a store owner and pay for his materials by making not much more than that in a year, then again they have no electricity bills, no warming costs, and likely much cheaper food. Our Assistant Manager now earns a comfortable £25k in a year, this is very close to an average (Muggle) UK income so that is fitting for someone with a normal job.

The Hit Wizard can potentially earn a whopping 420k in a year. This seems perhaps excessive, but likely they are only called as needed. In the years before Voldemort's return, the Wizarding World is at peace. There is no terrorist activity, no Goblin rebellion, no war. So if a Hit Wizard is needed, it is only to take care of rampaging trolls or dragons or the like. So maybe Hit Wizards are Aurors who can be called to the more dangerous duty, which explains why they get paid £35k for a single month -- they literally risk life and limb after all. Alastor Moody would seem a prime example of an Auror who has gone above and beyond the call of duty and perhaps worked as a Hit Wizard in the past, explaining why he is so horribly disfigured when we see not a single other Auror with such injuries.
If the Auror job was so incredibly dangerous, Scrimgeour, who is the most senior Auror after Madam Bones, would be expected to be heavily scarred. Shacklebolt would be needing an eye patch, and Tonks maybe would have lost an ear. We just do not see this happen, so whatever Moody did to get so horribly injured, it is not due to a normal Auror job. Moody either worked as a Hit Wizard in the past, or is an insane risk taker. And the latter is not in line with CONSTANT VIGILANCE.

Increasing the value of the Galleon to £50 also means that the Triwizard Tournament prize is a nice £50k, something plausible to be able to pay for the Weasley's store property.

This does not solve the issue Galleons, Sickles, and even Knuts are worth more in materials than in face value, but we can assume that Goblin magic prevents the coins from being smelted, and that the Statute protects these coins from ending up on the Muggle side.

-- FROM erbkaiser Profile --


-- FROM sprinter1988 Profile --

Here's something to think about: How much damage did Voldemort do during the first war?

It has been stated by JK Rowling that Hogwarts has a capacity for around 1000 students.

However, Harry's year group is believed to constist of 42 students: five boys and girls to each house and two extras randomly placed into one of the four. If the same can be said for the years above Harry at least, Hogwarts only has around 294 students during Harry's first year (give or take). That's leaves at least 706 empty spaces in Hogwarts. Although young wizards are free to be educated at home by their parents, or go abroad to schools like Durmstrang to be taught, that alone cannot count for such a loss, and it much be contibuted to Voldemort.

To put it another way, the 1000 potential holding capacity, divided by seven years means that there should be around 142-143 students per year; that's a loss of one hundred students from Harry's school year group alone.

Looking at that result, there should be 35/36 students per house per year; in Harry's year, there seem to be confirmed ten students in Gryffindor.

This also means that there should be 17/18 boys and 17/18 girls in each house per year. In Harry's year, his house has five boys: Harry, Ron, Neville, Dean and Seamus, and, apparently, five girls: Hermione, Lavender, Parvati, and two unnamed girls who are apparently there, but are never named in the books or the films (though one of the Harry Potter games names one of the two Fay Dunbar)

This dramatic decline in the student population is backed up by the books, as when viewing Snape's pensieve memory in Order of the Phoenix, Harry notes around 150 students sitting in the Great Hall doing their Charms OWL exam.

This points to a population loss of more than two thirds, not only through deaths, but also due to people simply not having children.

Scary how long the effects of a war can be felt and seen, isn't it?

-- FROM sprinter1988 Profile --


After the diabolical mess that was 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows', I could have cried. I had no choice but to absorb as much Fanfiction as possible, to get the revolting images out of my head.

And here's why: Ron and Hermione. How in the name of all that is good would Hermione, the smartest witch in her generation, end up with Ron, a goof with the emotional range of a teaspoon, and an intelligence equal to my sock draw (always bloody empty, dammit). I mean... come on. It just wouldn't happen, would it? Hermione's not that stupid.

As such, my fanfics are primarily H/Hr (As it should have been!) or H/Hr/L (Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?).

So book 6 and 7 don't exist as far as I'm concerned.


Favorite Pairings

My favourite pairing has to be Harry and Hermione. Throughout the first five books, Hermione seems to be Harry's rock; she's the one to come up with solutions to his problems, she stands by him all the time, does far more for their adventures than Ron ever did, and seems to be the only character to go to great lengths to make sure that Harry is not tortured, maimed, killed or driven to insanity. Sure Harry is a little dense towards her, but hey, he's a teenage boy with an emotionally-repressed childhood; you work it out.

--
I'm a huge fan of Hermione (and, to a lesser extent, Emma by transference) -- at least until her lobotomy and name change around book 5 or 6 (maybe that curse didn't heal so well after all?) I don't think that any of the Harry Potter characters are good enough for her, but Harry's by far the closest. I do, however, dislike how JKR ruined their relationship in the later books, so I mostly ignore everything after Goblet of Fire.

Favorite Pairings
Harry/Hermione
Harry/Hermione/Luna

"Harry and Hermione believer to the very end. And proud of it. To hell with HBP and DH!" "gphoenix51"
Neville/Luna

Ron / having a good snog with a dementor.

Draco Malfoy / having a good snog with a dementor.
Ginny / having a good snog with a dementor

Pairings I - outright - or can't even believe exsist:

Harry/Ginny -- When I first entered the fandom, years ago, this was my favorite pairing, with Harry/Hermione being a close second. Now, its turned into a joke. Until book 6, Ginny is a minor character. She's brash (taking advice from the diary), muted (blushing and running away, butter dish elbow, etc), and generally an insipid character who's just present to show that other characters exist. While I still like the ship when written well, I never find a Harry/Ginny fic worth reading. Authors seem to love turning Ginny into some vivacious woman of Harry's dreams, making her flirty and randomly beautiful. She's a tomboy, not a supermodel. She prefers flying a broom to wearing makeup and going to dances. Plus, authors love to make her character bossy and commanding, and inevitably, Harry bows down to her, despite being Dark!Independant!Political!Awesome!Super!Duper!Harry. I cannot STAND it when Harry is a servile dweeb. If you characterize him as such in your fic, then I don't like your fic. Plain and simple.

Pairings I HATE
Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter / Cho Chang
Snape / any one

Sirius Black / any man (he not a GAY)
Lupin / any man (he not a GAY)

Harry Potter & Albus Dumbledore
Harry Potter & Severus Snape
Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy

Ron/Hermione
Draco/Hermione

All homosexual relationships,
I hate these: seriously, in which part of the books does it say that Harry is - or could be - gay? And, please, why do you believe Harry would enter willingly in a love relationship with all those enemies of his, namely Snape, Malfoy Sr. and Jr., Voldemort... or any other adult, like Sirius, whom he loves as a FATHER, or Remus, who is like his UNCLE?)#


--Ginny WEASLEY--

I can't stand Ginny because the root/basis of her feelings are for the BWL first and foremost. It's disingenuous, shallow and disgusting for Harry, a boy denied love most of his life by an old-man using him as a weapon in a war, to wind up in a relationship with a fan-girl whose feelings are for the heroic image and fame of the BWL - NOT the real Harry Potter, a boy enslaved by the Dursleys and knowing little but "neglect and often cruelty" for most of his life. He needs love, not someone attracted to (lusting for) him because of his fame and/or wealth. Ginny was every bit as shallow as those young women that pursue and marry 75 year old millionaire guys for their fame and money. Another reason I dislike her is that she is a textbook example of a "Mary-Sue" character - the sudden and "perfect" in every way soul-mate for the poor abused hero. However, the best argument against this pairing is to ask yourself who Ginny would have pursued and married had Neville Longbottom been the Boy-Who-Lived instead of Harry Potter. There is no denying the truth to that. Quite sad isn't it? And it proves my point entirely.


IF IT WALKS LIKE A GIT,

TALKS LIKE A GIT,

AND GETS JEALOUS LIKE A GIT,

THEN ITS NAME IS
RON WEASLEY
.

"You gonna have him make you cry while he's f-ing you, does being hurt and insulted every time he opens that f-ing hole in his face turn you on?"

I am as equally unable to tolerate Ron/Hermione pairings. Ron had done nothing but abuse, belittle and/or hurt Hermione in some way all seven years because of her intelligence, hardworking and caring nature while hypocritically USING that same intelligence, hardworking and caring nature to help him with his homework or his own wants/needs. He did nothing but USE and ABUSE her and even in the last book he was still just as immature and uncaring of her feelings and well-being as he was in the first. He always put himself first in direct contrast to the very definition of love - where you put the happiness and well-being of the one you love before your own. Granted, Hermione was far from perfect but she NEVER intentionally tried to hurt anybody unlike Ron's own vicious verbal assaults against her where he knew and intended for it to hurt her. I reiterate, Ron was abusive and/or dismissive of Hermione and her feelings in EVERY book. So, why in the hell would this intelligent young woman suddenly be so stupid as to even date much less marry such an arse?

I can only guess that it was JKR trying to insert a little realism in that Hermione's lonely childhood because of her intelligent and assertive nature combined with 7 years of Ron's put-downs and abuse had destroyed her own self-esteem so badly that she figured that Ron was the best she could hope for. She had been reduced to absolutely zero self-respect and thus gave herself over fully to her abuser. Either that or it was the old good-girl goes for bad-boy routine in which case the stupid btch gets everything she deserves. Oh yes, he abuses me all the time so he MUST be a truly great male specimen! Let's make babies! That is one aspect of some women that I'll never be able to understand.

Whichever it is, the whole situation is utterly ridiculous for a series of books directed at children and teens. It tells them that shallow and abusive relationships are perfectly normal and a sound basis for lifetime relationships. If these pairings are JKR's idea of an ideal fantasy romance then I must truly pity her real-life experiences such that these disgustingly shallow and abuse ridden pairings are the best she can imagine. The epilogue of Book 7 proved that the ENTIRE story of Harry Potter was a tragedy to the bitter end and remained tragic for the rest of their lives.


--Molly Weasleys--

considering if she went home for all holidays she'd made the

round trip herself 42 times by the time she graduated, not to mention at

that point she'd made it a minimum of 14 time since BOTH her two eldest sons had

graduated as well. I say minimum because we don't know if Bill and Charlie

came home every break though considering the only time Ron and his siblings

stayed (prior to OoTP) was when she and Arthur went to Romania during Christmas

break I'd say she'd probably made the trip 84 times by then. She does NOT

come off as having Nevilles' memory problems so my inclination is she was

acting stupid on orders from Dumbles, what better family to take Harry under their

wings? Except for Percy the rest of the Weasley family worships the ground

Dumbles walks on, at least all Weasleys still living at the Burrow. For the

most part they give the impression that if Dumbles told them to jump their

only question would be 'How high, Sir?' Even as wizards they should know locking

a boy in their bedroom and barely feeding him is WRONG, when the twins and

Ron brought him to the Burrow at the beginning of HPCoS, Mrs. Weasley

mentioned he'd lost a lot of weight, her sons had to remove bars from the bedroom

window because of all the locks on the door and they TOLD her all about it! Yet

NOTHING is done not even an investigation or report of it to the proper

authorities. And DON'T get me started on Madame Pomfrey! Either the Wizarding

World has no concept of child services or Dumbles is pulling everyone's strings!

I cant find where i copy this from


--Goblin--

...Quote From ../Partially_Kissed_Hero...
Even Hagrid, who cherished everything deadly, dangerous, dark or nasty had admitted that goblins were not the most friendly folk. Which, coming from a man who'd name a giant three headed dog Fluffy, kept an acromantula as a pet while still at school, kept a baby dragon in a wooden hut and loved every dangerous beast on the books, was the single most ringing denunciation of any magical creature he'd ever heard from the Groundskeeper!

Actually, Harry'd only ever heard Hagrid condemn three things: Voldemort, goblins, and speaking ill of Albus Dumbledore, who'd given him a career when he'd been thrown out of school.

If even Hagrid couldn't love them, then i cant 2
..Quote From ../Partially_Kissed_Hero

"You didn't trust the goblins, did you?" Sirius interrupted, fearing the worst.

Harry shook his head. "No. I did everything at the Ministry."

The veteran Marauder sighed with heartfelt relief. "Good. You can't imagine how relieved that makes me. Too often have I seen those raised by muggles imagine they should be goblin friends for having used good manners. Every generation it seems someone thinks that just by being polite and recalling a goblin's name they'll receive preferential treatment. That's bollox. This is England, magical or not. Everyone here who is not a Dark Lord, part of a Dark Lord's posse, or Too Stupid to Live (i.e. works in the Ministry) uses good manners on principle. Goblins just suck."

Sirius sighed and shook his head. "Nearly every muggleborn somehow forms the opinion that if only you take the trouble of recalling a goblin's name they will be all over you about how you are the only one who's ever tried, then be friends with you for life. Nothing could be further from the truth! They're like muggers, in that they hate for those they 'service' to know their names. It offends them something deep, and if they can, they would destroy those that learn them."

He raised an eye to look at Harry. "Your mother thought that when she was a first year, and they nearly trapped her in contracts that would've destroyed her. That's how James met her, he happened by and saved her from that. It got him feeling protective of her, and he kept an eye out for her ever since."

Sirius started shaking his head. "Every so often some moron decides to let the goblins manage their money for them - and they invariably steal it all the first instant they have access, 'investing' it all in themselves. Or some naive young twit will agree to a service, like vault transfer, on which they've been told there is a 'small fee'. For goblins, a 'small fee' invariably means 'less than half'. So if you ask them to do something trivial and routine, and they say that costs a small fee without telling you a specific amount, expect to lose forty nine percent of whatever money is involved!"

"Yeah," Harry smacked his lips. "I know."

"You mean he wasn't trying to prank you?" Hermione asked, disbelieving.

"No." The Head of Magical Law Enforcement shook her head. "He wasn't, not on that. It's dead accurate."

"'Goblin' is not a nice word. There are reasons for that," Luna agreed, face now deep in an upside-down magazine. "We could call them 'Daisies' and everyone would soon learn to hate the term 'Daisy'. Bad manners brings a very bad reputation, in this case deservedly so. Goblins adore cruelty."

Amelia Bones started to rub her temples. "It's why we made them bankers. Hurting people financially stopped them from trying to kill everyone every twenty to thirty years. Goblin wars were regular as clockwork before that."


--Potions class--
The best Potions class seen I read
From "Hogwarts-One-Half" by Perfect Lionheart

Potions class was being held in a quickly renovated room on the fourth floor, that had once been a potions classroom before Snape insisted on basement dwellings.

House elves had been busily employed cleaning out the dust and cobwebs, furniture had to be righted, or in some instances repaired. A party of off-duty teachers led by Madam Hooch, the flying instructor, had gone off to purchase ingredients for the student's supply cupboard that Professor Sprout couldn't just pull out of her garden. Snape was said to be in the basement salvaging what he could of the devices and instruments down there. That he was expected to arrive on time for class spoke eloquently about how little there was down in his former office to recover.

Ranko and her friends led the procession into the new, brightly lit room. It had a nice high ceiling to help protect from lighter-than-air fumes and avoid concentrating explosions, with windows designed to open magically, instead of breaking, to diffuse any blasts. The desks were wide and had their own water spigots, cutting boards, note tables, drawers and sinks; the whole chamber set up auditorium style so no one's view could be blocked by pillars or the back of someone's head before them. And between each station were high, invisible splash screens so no one had to suffer from any other student's failure sending out droplets affecting them or contaminating their own potion. That also limited opportunities for mischief or tampering with another's ingredients.

A quick look at the teacher's desk showed controls for triggering firefighting measures, winds from gale to breeze to help disperse gasses, rains either of water or flakes of some kind of dampening foam, and so on up to stuff whose purpose was not immediately identifiable.

It was, in short, a room in every way superior to the damp, cramped and obstructed room in the basement that had none of those safety measures. About the only thing the dungeon had that this room didn't was that it was dark, very dark, and the curtains in here were a bit moth eaten.

The dozen girls who'd studied and had a sleepover together entered and found places near to the front, all grouped together, while Ranko was explaining, "While they look nice on their own, we wear the aprons and gloves for 'messy work', like Potions or Herbology, and sometimes other subjects like the occasional Defense or Magical Creatures class. Aprons allow full body protection from the front, which should be anything we are working on, and gloves up almost to the shoulder keep our arms safe from anything that dragon hide could stop, which should be most everything they want students doing."

"Not to forget hats!" Shampoo added enthusiastically.

"Yah, Ranchan. Tell them why we are breaking with fifty years of fashion to wear our pointy hats. Everyone's been looking at us all morning like we were crazy or something." Ucchan groused cutely.

Ranko shrugged, her off-the-shoulder dress showing this off beautifully. She then touched the wide brimmed, tall pointed hat she wore matching the color of her frilly body garments. "Simple practicality in this case, just like the gloves. Anything dropping on us from above has another layer of dragon hide to get through before it can ruin our hair. Mom also added a veil all of the way around, you'll see. It's nice and transparent, even more so from this side, but it's also dragonhide enchanted to look gauzy and alluring. So if anything blows up in our faces it also gets stopped. We've got fresh air charms on the inside and could swim under water in these things. Plus, the veil magically adjusts so we can leave our faces free most of the day and only put it down for messy, potentially dangerous stuff, when it will guard all our bits from the collarbone up, down to the tips of the ends of our long hair. It's like the visor on a helmet, but cute so girls can wear it openly."

"And there other charms also!" Shampoo enthused.

"Yah, but I don't think we need to get into them." Ukyo demurred. "I think it's enough that we have our own face-shields. Nobody else has any, and today we're working on a boil curing potion. Those are famous for blowing up in your face over tiny mistakes, and the drops will give you horrible, ugly, painful blemishes if they hit your skin. If you get hit by much you'll look like a hag."

All of the non-hat-equipped girls were now staring dubiously at their empty cauldrons, as if they might rise up to bite them (which they could, if the lesson went wrong), and wishing they had veiled hats to protect their precious skins.

"For a first potion attempt this does seem an awfully dangerous one," Ranko agreed. "Why choose one known for exploding over simple errors? There are plenty of easy potions we could do that don't have any dangers at all, much less ones as bad as that."

Any further conversation got cut off as the door banged open and admitted Snape, who had a small armful of beakers and measuring tools with him, and as he entered he used his wand to close all of the window curtains before him so he was not struck by even a single ray of sunlight.

Since the room was much longer, some of the surprise of his loud entry was ruined as he had to go much farther to cross over to the head of it. The Professor stopped well before the teacher's desk, dropping his load of tools on the empty row before the group of girls and turning about to face the rest of them from there. "Put your wands away. You won't be using them in this class."

Though he seemed to mean that to the whole class, his scowl was directed at Ranko, who was seated barely the width of a desk away from where he stood towering over her.

"On the contrary, Professor." She replied calmly. "Hogwarts syllabus for Potion Safety as submitted to the Board of Governors says that you are to instruct us to have our wands ready in case we need to use any number of basic protection or cleanup charms it says you will begin this lesson by teaching us."

"Put. Them. Away." He leaned in close to be more threatening, and bumped his nose hard against the invisible splash screen. He reared back, glinting hate in his eyes. "And twenty five points will be taken away for talking back to a professor. Another sixty if you aren't prompt about obeying my instructions! Put the wand away!"

She put her wand in her holder, and gazed at him innocently over folded hands, her potion setup all assembled neatly and correctly before her, with ingredients already measured out.

Snape ignored that to stare offended at her mirrorshades, which the girls had put on under their protective veils when they'd heard him enter.

"Take off those glasses. How do you expect to see anything with those on? And meet me in the eye when I talk to you." He gave the order he'd been wanting to since breakfast.

"You know Professor," Ranko stood up to him calmly, making no motion to remove her shades. "For a known Legilimens to order someone to make eye contact is very similar to a known rapist ordering a young girl to strip naked. No authority a school is capable of granting gives you the right to do so, and Dumbledore could go to prison for letting you."

"Take. Them. Off." He repeated, in even nastier tones.

"But basic eye protection is recommended for all potion brewing. It is unsafe to order me to remove them." Ranko replied in reasonable tones.

Snape reached out to pull them off himself, and jerked his hand back in shock as the veil she wore dumped what looked like a lightning bolt into his hand the moment he made contact with it. Holding his now pained and smoking limb, he scowled at her. "Sixty points for failing to obey my instructions, and another hundred for your trap."

"It's only an anti-rape charm, professor, designed to prevent anyone from undressing me by force with intent to harm. Such charms are specifically allowed by name under school regulations and student dress code."

"Another ten for your cheek." Snape ignored his topic to berate her for a solid hour, before beginning to 'teach' which was more insults and humiliation, this time for everyone. He then penalized the whole class severely for not finishing the potion on time when he'd given them considerably less than half the period to do any actual mixing.

There were plenty of accidents, which Snape would then sneer about, only then informing them of what ought to have been done to avoid them. It was plain this period he was after revenge for his wounded pride, and everyone had to suffer along with Ranko, who stayed unruffled and by doing so fueled Snape's anger even more.

It was obvious that he hated the larger room as it made the class more spread out and he could not intimidate them by invading their personal space all at once. By the time he was done Gryffindor was down by five hundred points, and Ravenclaw by four-fifty. That was a record even by Snape's standards, and it was only his first class of the day. Most of those points came from Ranko objecting, calmly and reasonably, when he made demands he did not have the authority to make - and she pointed that out to him.

Ranko, Shampoo and Ukyo were the only ones to finish their potions in the much reduced time frame and when they put them on Snape's desk for grading he casually swiped them off to break on the floor. "Zero points for this assignment, all of you."

"That's enough!!" Two female aurors removed their invisibility cloaks from where they'd been hidden by the door. Both were in their early fifties, one newly sound of body. "This isn't a class, this is an abuse session for a sadist and petty megalomaniac! Severus Snape, you are under arrest!"

From "Hogwarts-One-Half" by Perfect Lionheart


--Slytherin--

HARRY POTTER in Slytherin

Author's Notes on Chapter Three of "Hogwarts-One-Half" by Perfect Lionheart

On his first night in school, Harry had a nightmare where he had Quirrel's turban on his head insisting that he get himself resorted into Slytherin. That's not something he'd dream up on his own. So, Tommy-boy at least was convinced that his own plans to destroy Harry Potter would have worked out BETTER if the boy was in that House, surrounded by the children of Tom's old lackeys and cronies. Why does no one ever account for that?

Harry has TWO chief enemies. The Dark Lord Voldemort is one, and surrounding yourself by those who would die for him, and HAVE already killed for him, would not be the wisest of all choices. But the other is the Dark Lord Dumbledore, who ADMITS in the final book, in the King's Cross chapter, to having driven Harry to suicide!!

It was 'for the greater good' you understand.

He does not use those exact words, but That Is What He Says! He admits it to Harry's face. But the boy has been so brainwashed by all that's been done to him so far that not even the guy's own confession that he was a power-hungry bastard, potential murderer of his own sister, attempted dark lord and architect of all of the misery in Harry's life phased the boy in the slightest.

Can you say 'brainwashed?' Sure, I knew you could. Perhaps it had something to do with having had the Headmaster's loyal toady ripping apart the walls of your mind. After all, those sessions were completely unsupervised. Perhaps he didn't ONLY destroy what he found in there to open him up to Voldemort. Who is to say Snape did not also implant suggestions? After all, the most major switch of Harry's character traits, behavior and intelligence during the whole series occurs at about that time.

He goes from Hero to Zero in about nothing flat. But that's not something Snivellus would ever have done to the son of his most hated enemy, would he? No, of course not. After all, he doesn't hold grudges. No, you're being ridiculous. I don't even know why you brought it up.


--Dumbledore--

“Five years ago you arrived at Hogwarts, Harry, safe and whole, as I had planned and intended. Well - not quite whole. You had suffered. I knew you would when I left you on your aunt and uncle's doorstep. I knew I was condemning you to ten dark and difficult years.

HBP 3, Dumbledore to the Dursleys:

"He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands." ...

"The magic I evoked fifteen years ago means that Harry has powerful protection while he can still call this house 'home.' However miserable he has been here, however unwelcome, however badly treated, you have at least, grudgingly, allowed him houseroom."

What Dumbledore did was no different than kidnapping a black infant and forcing the poor child onto a family of fervent members of the Ku Klux Klan with a threat to provide the child a home. Harry received the same treatment you would expect for that poor child assuming (s)he wasn't killed outright, don't you think? Sure, he survived but as nothing more than a horribly abused slave of the Dursleys. It was stated clearly that Harry's abuse was physical as well as mental and emotional. There was mention of Petunia striking him with a frying pan (presumably hot) in the kitchen as well as Vernon's comment about nothing being impossible to "beat" out of the freak implying that beatings were common. Then of course they also encouraged Dudley's "Harry hunting" and attacks on the freak.

Dumbledore could have done something to ensure that Harry's childhood wasn't dark and difficult but instead chose not to and in so doing he proved that "dark and difficult" childhood is in fact precisely what he really wanted Harry to suffer through. The wizarding world is rife with spells and potions compelling particular behavior. It would most certainly have been preferable and much happier for both the Dursleys and Harry if Dumbledore had at the least used a compulsion ward or charm to ensure Harry was at least accepted if not loved by the Dursleys. After all, his living with them was deemed by Dumbledore to be necessary regardless of their clearly not wanting Harry. Thus he proved by forcing Harry upon them that they lacked any real free-will in the matter; that what they wanted was unimportant anyway in the much greater need for Harry's safety. (Dumbledore's howler to Petunia "REMEMBER MY LAST!" when the Dursleys were about to throw Harry out along with prior statements peppered throughout earlier books proved that Harry's residence with the Dursleys was coerced upon the Dursleys in some way by Dumbledore.) So why then didn't he take the added step to ensure Harry grew up well since the Dursley's free-will didn't matter to him anyway? In fact, his coercion absolutely ensured the Dursleys would take out their resentment and hatred upon Harry. It was abundantly clear that he fully intended Harry's sufferance through an abusive and enslaved childhood because he needed the boy (and prophesied weapon) meek, weak and fully cowed into easy control by adults.

After all, Dumbledore fully admits that he knowingly subjected Harry to more than a decade of abuse and enslavement by his relatives with no such effort to ensure Harry's well-being. Is it any wonder that Harry trashed his office afterwards? It might be puzzling to some how later Harry did an about-face and was again "Dumbledore's man" despite the evil Dumbledore knowingly inflicted upon him. But all that was needed to fully regain and seal Harry's fervent loyalty was Dumbledore paralyzing and forcing Harry into watching Dumbledore intentionally martyr himself. He was dying already but was careful not to tell Harry that. He made Harry believe that he sacrificed himself to protect Harry and thus forever sealed Harry's zealous loyalty. It is a tactic called "martyrdom" and it has been used to seal fervent and zealous loyalty to a cause or person very successfully for more than a thousand years by cultists, Islamists and also to a historically lesser extent by Christians as well. It was also the very fate he had planned for Harry - to die as a martyr.

I strongly encourage everyone to read up on the subjects of brainwashing children, the effects of neglect and abuse on a child's personality and also children brought up in cults with figures/followings (such as Dumbledore was in the wizarding world). Only then could you truly understand how horrific of a monster Dumbledore really was in not only what he did to Harry but also how he used his position as Headmaster of the premier wizarding school in Britain to ensure generations of children (and later adults) awe of him and fervent belief in his apparent goodness and infallibility. That belief allowed him to do virtually whatever he wanted (ignoring laws at whim and even enslaving the infant hero of the wizarding world to hateful and abusive muggles) with little or no question from anyone. The only one who would have questioned Harry's placement was conveniently thrown in prison without a trial by Barty Crouch of the DMLE with the ASSISTANCE of Chief Warlock (aka Chief JUDGE), Albus Dumbledore. He admitted that he gave the DMLE "evidence that Sirius Black was the Potter's Secret Keeper" to ensure Sirius was sent to Azkaban. This is interesting since any such evidence would have to have been fabricated or exaggerated by Dumbledore since not only was Black NOT the Secret Keeper but according to canon Dumbledore himself actually cast the spell to "hide" the Potters. (It was later revealed that it was the 'Fidelius Charm' that hid the Potters, so Dumbledore would have most assuredly known who was the real Secret Keeper.) It's a very poor and/or very corrupt judge that sends people off to life-imprisonment and torture (Dementors are torture) without a trial. It was awfully convenient that the ONLY suspected Death Eater that was mentioned to have been sent to Azkaban without a trial just so happened to be the legal guardian of Harry Potter and Dumbledore's only obstacle to control of the prophecied weapon. Especially when known and confirmed Death Eaters walked away free and clear without effort by Dumbledore to ensure justice for them either.

Also, particularly take note the effect and effectiveness of isolating a child that has been exposed to extreme trauma - limiting their access only to an environment of people who hate and abuse them with the sole outside "friendly" contact and source of information being the one person who wants to control them. He ordered Harry's friends to cut off all contact for "security" reasons but there was NO reason whatsoever Hermione couldn't have remained in contact via phone or muggle post or that the Order guards couldn't have passed messages on for him at Grimmauld - EXCEPT that it would have given Harry other people he could trust and rely upon in his time of need. Dumbledore couldn't have that. He needed total control over Harry and so he blocked Harry from ALL other outside "friendly" influence except his own when Harry needed friends most in order to keep Harry dependent on him.

In essence all of this proved Dumbledore to be much like a wizarding world equivalent of Charles Manson or perhaps closer to being like Jim Jones with a touch of mafia behavior in ensuring obstacles to his plans are "out of the way." The sole difference being that instead of getting his followers to murder for him like Charles Manson and Voldemort had done, Dumbledore instead got them to die for him and his cause like Jim Jones. Harry and so many others essentially committed suicide at Dumbledore's mere "asking". Anyone up for some Kool-Aid? Do you deny that Dumbledore could have convinced a significant number of people in the wizarding world (especially many of the children) to drink? (If you are not familiar with the reference, google "Jonestown" and steel yourself should you choose to view any of the images.)

BOTH Dumbledore and Voldemort fought what is called a "proxy war" where they used others (cultish followers mostly, though in Harry's case he was simply a kidnapped and brainwashed child) to fight and die for them. BOTH of them manipulated, used and endangered or outright sacrificed the lives of others, often innocents and children - without those people's knowledge or informed consent. Just because one's ends may be deemed noble does not mean that such evil methods are acceptable to reach those ends. Why is it to be any more tolerated for Dumbledore and the "Light" to commit such atrocities than the bad guys that are doing it? In fact, Dumbledore often hypocritically used that very argument to discourage anyone from using lethal force against the Death Eaters but yet most of his own actions and intentional inaction proved equally vile and evil in result, if not intent. Knowingly enslaving an innocent one year-old infant to 15 years of hatred and cruelty as a means of shaping that child's personality for easier influence and control is but only the tip of the proverbial iceberg. How about discouraging his followers from properly defending themselves but rather instead let the enemy kill them? His total insistence upon stunning and releasing torturers and murderers only allowed them to be revived or released to later go off to torture and kill someone else. Something that is far more evil than putting down the rabid dog for what it is before it could hurt someone else. Note how the Malfoys among others were walking free at the end of DH despite the murders and tortures they had done. How many others have since then likely been tortured and killed by them in the intervening 19 years before the epilogue? Dumbledore operated under the premise that the lives and well-being of everyone else, particularly future victims, are unimportant compared to his belief in giving infinite chances of redemption to murderers and terrorists. Many good people died unnecessarily all thanks to Dumbledore's cult of personality.

I think the most telling difference between Dumbledore and Voldemort though was that Voldemort's followers had the choice whether or not to serve him. Dumbledore, on the other hand, kidnapped an infant boy and then conditioned (aka brainwashed) him through years of slavery and abuse followed by manipulation into suicide for Dumbledore's cause. In other words, Voldemort's followers had a choice whilst Dumbledore enslaved innocent children into his service. You can't get much more vile and despicable than that. Ultimately Harry Potter was nothing more than a poor kid that was kidnapped and brainwashed by the "good guys" into being a suicide bomber. (I would compare Harry to Jason Bourne but Harry had absolutely no choice in the matter and no special training or preparation beyond the brainwashing to die for everyone else.)

By the end of DH there is a huge amount of suffering, blood and death on Dumbledore's hands (arguably as much or even more than on Voldemort's and his Death Eaters) for his usage of others and refusal to use his own power (magical and political/governmental) to truly stop any of them from harming or killing others. It's much like a police officer that chooses to stand by and merely watch whilst someone rapes and murders a child - refusing to help for whatever his own personal reasons. Who is the bigger monster? The sicko doing the raping and murder or the person who has taken on the title, position and responsibility - trusted by all to protect the victim - but instead refuses to do so? Dumbledore even went so far as to not only protect such monsters from being rightfully killed in self-defense or justice but even worse invited such monsters into a school full of children. Equally as horrific was knowingly enslaving children to hateful monsters as a means of brainwashing and control. Not just the Dursleys, but also Snape. Ask yourselves about the "coincidence" of the only long-term professor outright abusive of Harry just so happened to be "promoted" to teaching Harry's best magical subject the year Harry would have left his influence in Potions class because he failed to meet the minimum grade Snape required. It was blatantly clear that Dumbledore used Snape to keep Harry abused and down-trodden while at Hogwarts and away from the Dursley's abuse. Harry was never given a reprieve from the bullying and abuse because that is what Dumbledore wanted and needed in order to shape him into a martyr who believed his own life had no value and was better to sacrifice for others more deserving of life and happiness.

That is what disappointed me most about canon. Ultimately, Harry Potter was revealed to have never been a hero at all. Instead he was nothing more than a severely used and abused victim, kidnapped as an infant from his legal guardian and brainwashed into his role of suicide for Dumbledore's cause. Those who read the series should heed its hidden warnings against adults in positions of authority over children exploiting children for their own purposes/ideals and the use of children in wars by adults indoctrinating them into certain views and then sacrificing their lives for the adult's ideals/goals.

--
quort from "Procusi" he left for a review on ch4 on "The Hogwarts Strike Team "by Myricle

Uh - no. Canon Dumbledore does not want what is best for everyone - particularly Harry. He knew that he was putting Harry into an abusive home, but he did it anyway and didn't bother checking up on Harry for the first 11 years of his life and then continued to send him back to this abusive home. He could have easily kept everyone away from the cerberus with an age-line, but he didn't, so he wanted 11-year-olds trying to get through the traps (though honestly JKR hadn't thought up age-lines until book 4). He kept Harry isolated for several weeks after Cedric was murdered in front of him and kept him from having any type of social support. He didn't bother getting Sirius a trial, even though he was the head of the Wizengamot. Even after Harry had been attacked by Lord V repeatedly, he did not get any type of special training or guidance - the 6th year training is utterly worthless and could have been summarized in 10 minutes with the rest of the time spent practicing new spells. He didn't bother preparing Harry and co for the horcrux hunt, but just left them some vague hints. There are many other examples that I won't bother listing.

Dumbledore is either incompetent or he is evil/manipulative/etc. And since he is supposed to be one of the greater wizards of the generation and the head of both the domestic and international governments, the chance of him being incompetent is low.

There is no way to get a good, caring, intelligent Dumbledore out of JKR's version of him, which is one of my greatest dislikes about canon because she took a Gandolf-like figure and then destroyed the good aspects of him.

In reality, Dumbledore isn't a character - he is a plot device whose existence is to get Harry wherever he is supposed to be. Which is also why the teachers at Hogwarts and most of the other adults are utterly incompetent because otherwise there would be no reason for Harry and Co to be doing their job for them.

--school hat--
The best song from the school hat

“Welcome young wizards and witches

So full of life, happy as peaches

To Hogwarts, the prestigious wizarding school

That will teach young minds that magic is a tool”

Dumbledore smiled as the Hat sang its song and he gazed fondly at the new first years that wore awestruck faces.

“Under the guidance of Dumbledore

Who is an insensitive old fool!

He will merely use you as a tool

His stubbornness is like a fucking mule

For those who are brash bold and brave

I will place you in your very own graves!

Limbs will be torn, your parents will mourn

For you will now be Gryffindor’s own.

To the bookworms and nerds

Get a life you house full of curds!

Your life will be will have no meaning

Apathetic brats now under Raven’s wing

To the house of cowardly puffs

The house oh so full of duffs

You will be the school’s bitches

Bullied to let go of your riches

And finally the Slytherin snakes

All full of prejudiced fakes

You will be under Severus Snape

Get ready boys you will all get raped!

This is my withdrawal song

I warned you all along

Give me my Luna Lovegood

Or I will continue to sulk and brood.”

From "Harry Potter and the power of Oa by bluminous8

This is at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4944577/21/Harry_Potter_and_the_power_of_Oa --


--IS Snape GOOD OR EVIL--

FROM My Gilded Life by Skysaber "Chapters 7" www.fanfiction.net/s/3695419/7/My_Gilded_Life

The sum total of all evidence in favor of Snape being a good guy amounts to: Snape says so. Dumbledore believed Snape when he said so (and we all trust that paragon of good judgment to never make a mistake. No, not ever)

Now for the evidence against: We have the testimony of every student who had him as a teacher. Even the Slytherins only like him because they feel he is a BAD guy! Every action of his we SEE, as opposed to hear about, is as foul and rotten as to cross every boundary of good conduct or decent behavior, all of which he should be expected to live up to as a school professor.

Snape joined a cult of murderers, and fit in well enough that not even their leader, who was supposed to be the most accomplished mind-reader in two centuries, and who could insist that his 'loyal' follower lower his mind shields and subject himself to examination, could find any fault with his behavior as far as loyalty to the cause. Not even after other Death Eaters had accused Snape of disloyalty and Voldemort had every right and reason to probe his mind carefully. No, a man who would kill for little or no reason found not even the slightest hint of disloyalty or 'flaws' like regret or remorse in him.

Snape killed Dumbledore, no one says he didn't, but he said he had permission . Now, what would the world be like if we let every murderer go who used the defense "he asked me to"? That is NOT a legally supportable defense! Even assisted suicide is STILL tried as murder! And that is when the victim does the deed mostly by himself and leaves behind letters and other physical evidence of his intentions, more than just the killer's word of "he asked me to"!

And most of those assisted suicide cases had terminal conditions.

On the excuse of having been mistreated as a youth, he'd then gone on to make a career out of abusing children for the rest of his life. It cannot be disputed that Snape terrorized a whole school, ruining countless children's education because he couldn't give up on his desire to inflict suffering on those who'd never done any harm to him, such as Neville Longbottom.

Neville's parents had never done anything to Snape that we hear of, so why does he terrorize Neville? Or was everybody in the world a bully EXCEPT Snape? And he was just 'getting back' at them?

Yeah, right. Like that's believable.
You don't get a entire school full of children terrified of someone without a reason! And that reason is he takes every opportunity to hurt them! That is NOT a nice guy! No matter what he says!

Every opportunity he gets to hurt the students, either individually or as a body in general, he takes.

No, Severus Snape was no more of a 'good guy' than Pol Pot, whatever Rowling said. She may have meant otherwise, but that's not what she wrote.

Actions speak louder than words. And because memories can be faked, they are no better than words: him claiming something.

Now, Snape says that James was a bad guy. What is our evidence there? Once again we are faced with the awe-inspiring force of the argument: Snape says so.

Who else agrees with him? Why, no one! Not even other Death Eaters ever had a word to say against James! Not even PETTIGREW, who'd whined that he 'never meant to kill Lily and James'. Do any other teachers? No, not one of them seems to have anything but the highest opinion of Lily and James. Does ANYONE but Snape EVER say anything nasty about Lily or James? NO! Not even Dumbledore, who blindly agrees with Snape on almost every other issue.

Every other person has a AMAZINGLY high opinion of him! So did Lily, if that was the man she married!

Then, even if we take Snape's claim that he loved Lily as true, how does he treat the child she left behind? Her only legacy and the last bit of 'her' still left in this world? With total contempt and hatred, just as if Harry was all James and no Lily. Or... as if Snape's claims of love for Lily were as false as his other many other statements, say, of loyalty to Dumbledore and the Dark Lord - he had to be lying to one of them!

No, Snape may have been deluded enough to imagine that he loved her, but the evidence at hand all says he never had a clue as to what love really is. If he wasn't just making it up, playing 'pity party' to get Harry to forgive him.

Now THAT! sounds like a manipulative, ambitious person, doesn't it? Lay down a few plots so that no matter which side triumphs, you are on it? Perhaps claim credit for a few events you heard about, but had no part in?

No, if you say 'scheme', suddenly those out of character moments make so much sense with regard to the Snape we actually know, rather than the one we merely hear about.

Ultimately, he did so much hurt and evil during his life that, even if he DID those things he was claiming, it in no way comes close to making up for all of the bad. A rare few, tiny deposits on the good side doesn't counter the massive karmic debt he worked up being evil, hurting an entire generation of kids - and let's not even discuss his Death Eater duties!

And what about Snape's claim that James and his friends were bullies, not Severus himself? Well, claims aside, every time we see Snape in the books HE is the one being a bully (or a toady). So, which do you want to believe, his claims or his actions? They do nothing but contradict each other, so it is one or the other.

Every time we see Snape 'on screen' as it were, he is an evil, self-righteous bastard whose behavior is less mature than a typical kindergarten student. And he maintained that for over a decade when there was no hint of his old boss around to impress. But we are supposed to believe it when he tells us he's really a tender old softy inside?

It can only be two things, either insanity (schizophrenia and delusions are both possibilities), or it is a scheme. Either the guy is fruitier than a nutcake, or he was lying to get off easy should the Light win in the end.

I'd been an actor long enough to know that the longer you wear the mask, the less it becomes a mask. Anyone who takes on a role finds themselves slowly shifting to become it. So, even if this STARTED as a part Snape was playing... it didn't stay one for long.

There is an old saying used to comfort shy children, "Act like you are more confident, and you will be."

However, in Snape's case that quote could be modified to, "Act like an evil, self-righteous, stuck up prick, who carries childish grudges forever, and picks on those weaker than him, and you will be."

Rowling's attempt to 'save' Snape in her last book made about as much difference as rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. The man was evil.

A few, isolated good deeds do not make up for a lifetime spent doing harm. Hitler did favors for people he liked, but are you going to think he is a hero? And that's even assuming those deeds even happened.

No one with any sense is going to argue that Snape didn't destroy the potions education of who even knows how many students, and Potions is a required subject for both Healers and Aurors - jobs that save lives.

So, Snape was directly responsible for more destruction over a longer time than probably any other Death Eater.

And Albus helped him do it.

FROM My Gilded Life by Skysaber "Chapters 7" www.fanfiction.net/s/3695419/7/My_Gilded_Life


-- ARE HARRY AND TOM THE SAME --
FROM Partially Kissed Hero By: Perfect Lionheart http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4240771/48/Partially_Kissed_Hero
I get so tired of those 'oh! everything about Harry and Tom's childhood was identical' stories, when, if you actually look at the facts presented, they aren't even similar. In fact, as this rant presents, they could hardly be more different!

People assume Tom was abused at the orphanage, when the only data we are given in the books reveals him as the abuser of his fellows there. That is NOT the same!! Harry was bullied. Tom WAS THE bully!

Harry continued, "Our backgrounds could not have been any more different. The Dursleys neglected and abused me, belittled and humiliated me, insulted me, starved me, beat me, vilified me, dehumanized me to everyone, and made me their personal slave. Young Tom Riddle, on the other hand, made himself master of all he surveyed right under the nose of authority figures who didn't notice his little games - and that was a pattern he expected to go on throughout his life. Which, strictly speaking, it did. The Ministry's actions (aided by a few of his agents inside it sewing disorder and confusion) were so bumbling and incompetent they were effectively useless; while Dumbledore, for his own reasons, let him get away with most of what he wanted to do. All of that lasted right up until I reflected his killing curse back on him - the end of his natural life. So, strictly speaking, he enjoyed that privileged state of being ignored by authority his whole life long - and I've never been free of scrutiny. I was under Dumbledore's watchful eye from before I was born."

Harry wiped tired eyes with his hands. "Even our experiences at Hogwarts are almost in direct opposition to each other. I arrived here well known and loved. But starting with being revealed as a Parselmouth my reputation went south and I started to become hated and vilified. Tom Riddle arrived here as an unknown muggleborn and hated. He was forced to become a toady to more powerful older students to survive after being sorted into Slytherin. However just as my reputation reversed, so did his over time. Ironically, being shown as a Parselmouth was the turning point for both of us, only it was the best thing ever to happen to him. I got befriended by Ron, who made sure I stayed lazy and never studied. Tom made no friends, just allies of convenience, and worked hard, driven to improve his situation."

The tired boy sighed and leaned back, contemplating the morning sky. "Tom was brilliant. He saw he could turn the tables on those he toadied to if he could get more powerful than they were - and he did. It took time. He built his spellcasting ability up fanatically, making himself the most useful follower in the whole House. By doing so he was able to trade his services for greater and greater favors, changing patrons in exchange for bribes and bits of advantage until finally he didn't need a sponsor anymore, he'd already gotten enough from ignorant purebloods to stand on his own if he wanted. But he went on doing as he'd done previously, collecting more and more favors, and more and more resources, until he was a leader in his House and most of his former patrons were now his followers. He'd played them all off against each other until, in the end, he was the only one holding any cards. By then they were forced to accept his stories about being a pureblood 'wrongfully cast off' by the family over a perceived wrong, as it hurt their egos too much to be that deeply in thrall to a halfblood."

Harry scowled at himself. "While I, until this year anyway, squandered any esteem in which I was held, trying so hard to 'fit in' that I could not have done any more damage to my reputation if I'd done it deliberately. My being scared of people drove off any potential allies, and kept me isolated, so any power blocks that were forming didn't have me in them. So now, in the space of two short years, I've gone from most popular person in the wizarding world to an isolated hermit with only two friends. A mighty reversal indeed, and just exactly the opposite of what happened to Riddle."


“The One with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches,” Harry began, reading from notes that Hermione had retrieved from her book bag. “Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies… And the Dark Lord will mark Him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not… And either must die at the hands of the other for neither can live while the other survives.”

“And the two of you have been thinking about it and discussing it with each other?” Sensei asked.
Harry and Hermione nodded. “And using the dictionary a lot,” Harry added. “And that book that sounds like a dinosaur.”
“A thesaurus,” Hermione giggled.
“So what do you think it means?” Sensei asked.
“It’s rubbish,” Harry said.
“Could mean anything,” Hermione added.
“In order to come up with any meaning, you have to assume things.”
“To many things.”
“For example?” Sensei asked.
“The One,” Harry said.
“All we can know for certain it ‘the One’ is a male,” Hermione added. “We have to assume it’s a human or, better yet a wizard. For all we know it’s a lion.”
“Or a dragon,” Harry added.
Hermione giggled. “Harry likes the dragon idea.”
“And ‘power’ could mean loads of things as well,” Harry said. “All this tells us it the ‘One’ has it and this Dark Lord thingie knows it not. What kind of power? And the word is even more - ambiguous, Hermione told me - as it could mean a single power or many.”
Hermione then began listing things and seemed to be counting off on her fingers. “Physical? Mental? Intellectual? Magical? Economic? Political? Military? Electrical? Nuclear? Athletic? Charismatic? Persuasive? Logic? Er -” Hermione then blushed.
“Sexual,” Harry continued reading from their notes, “romantic, comedic, creative, literary, musical, destructive, constructive, deceptive, manipulative, cunning, stealth, love, the ability to make friends and influence people? The list could be endless.”
“Vanquish,” Hermione went on, “that could have several meanings as well such as: kill, defeat, drive away, scare away, frustrate and it could apply to the physical being, ideas, beliefs, philosophies and who knows what.”
“Excellent,” Sensei said. “Continue.”
“Is the title ‘Dark Lord’ unique to Voldemort?” Harry asked.
“He used it, or at least his followers did,” Sensei said, “but no. That mantle has been placed on many a leader or want-to-be leader of evil witches and wizards throughout history.”
“So it could mean a Dark Lord who has yet to show his ugly mug?”
“Indeed it could,” Sensei said with a grin.
“And approaches is wooly as well,” Hermione added. “I mean honestly? Physically approaches? Is coming soon to a theater near you approaches?”
Harry laughed. “I liked that one.”
“Approaches in time? Is growing in his power approaches? Could mean anything!”
“Very good. Next?” Sensei said encouraging his students.
“The next two phrases suggest birth,” Harry said. “As in I was born on my birthday. But that too is an assumption. I mean a legend can be born at some other time when others recognize him as a legend, right? There are other meanings as well, but these two result in far different interpretations given the rest of the words.”
“The ‘One’ was ‘born to those’,” Hermione continued. “This could mean parents. But it could also mean family, clan, community, country, a whole bunch of thoses. So, he could have been given birth physically or metaphysically by parents, family, clan, community or whatever, couldn‘t he?”
“Thrice is certain,” Harry said, “or as certain as any word in this waffle can be - three times.”
“Defied him is not,” Hermione continued. “Defied has a bunch of possible meanings and him could mean either the One or the Dark Lord!”
“Born as the seventh month dies is perhaps the most clear statement in this entire thing,” Harry went on. “The obvious choice is the end of the seventh calendar month. What calendar, though? July as we know it? But what if it’s the old roman calendar - that would mean late May or early June to us. What about the Celtic one - early July then…”
“The seventh month in the Celtic calendar, Duir. ends on July 7th in our calendar,” Hermione added.
“And all of this assumed a calendar is involved at all,” Harry said after smiling at Hermione then sticking his tongue out, to which she replied in kind. “I mean, it could mean the seventh month after some unspecified date of significance other than the beginning of a new year.”
“Excellent!” Sensei said. “Next?”
“And the Dark Lord will mark his as his equal,” Harry continued. “Well, we know this means some Dark Lord and whoever or whatever the One is, but mark as equal? Is this a physical mark? A tattoo? Is it a sign? A ring? A badge? Or is it more symbolic?”
“As in?”
“Well, let’s assume we are talking wizards, which there’s no clue whatsoever that such is the case. If a powerful wizard took on an apprentice or declared another his heir or something like that, would not that show that the other might be said powerful wizard’s equal in his eyes?”
“Bloody hell!” Sensei exclaimed. “I’ve been thinking about this rubbish for over one hundred and fifty years and I never considered that! That’s brilliant, Harry!”
Harry blushed. “Thank you,” he said softly.
“But he will have power the Dark Lord knows not,” Hermione went on, “and we are once again faced with the One, the Dark Lord and power, all of which have too many possible meanings. Next bit is the statement that this Dark Lord does not know the power the One has. What does that mean? Lacks knowledge? He does not believe in it? Ignorance? Intellectual incapability of grasping the concept? Does not understand or refuses to? It’s over his head? Could this be some non-magical power? Do wizards understand guns, for example?”
“Most do not,” Sensei said.
“So it could be technology, couldn’t it? But, then again, it could be anything.”
“Very good,” Sensei smiled.
“And either must die at the hands of the other,” Harry went on, “This one seems clear, but it’s not. It would seem to define the term ‘vanquish’ but it does not. The only thing that seems certain is one of them will die and the other will be the cause of that death. The clear reading suggests a duel. That’s what I thought at first.
“But then I remembered one of the only movies my Uncle let me see on the telly. It was “The Battle of Britain” about the Germans trying to bomb England and the Royal Air Force trying to stop them. Bombs killed people on the ground, but they were dropped from so high up that the Germans could not see who they killed. Yet did they not have a hand in the killing? Did not the pilot have a hand by flying the plane to London? Did not the bombardier when he dropped the bombs? Did not the fighter pilots when they protected the bombers from being shot down?
“A general plans a battle yet does not take part, does he not have a hand in the deaths that follow? A bad guy hires an assassin to kill a rival, does he not have a hand in that death? I read a book recently on the Norman Conquest. William was losing the Battle of Hastings when one of his archers got lucky and hit Harold Godwinson - leader of the Anglo-Saxons - in the eye, killing him. The Anglo-Saxons soon fled the field. Did not William have a hand in Harold’s death? Did not that archer have a hand in the conquest of England? The phrase does not necessarily mean to kill personally, but merely bring about the death of the other.”
“Outstanding!” Sensei said. “And the last bit?”
“For neither can live while the other survives,” Hermione said. “Harry and I agree this is the only bit that is not totally open to interpretation, but it still has more than one meaning.”
“One is that they both will die,” Harry said.
“But why the terms ‘live’ and ‘survive’?”
“We figured these words were not chosen at random,” Harry explained. “Survive means ‘live’ as in to be alive physically. I survive so long as I still breathe, right?”
“But,” Hermione added, “live can mean far more than just breathing. It can mean to have hopes and dreams and desires and ambitions and have the opportunity to bring them about.”
“So we figure,” Harry went on, “that what this means is each of them has some plans for the future, but neither of their plans can come about unless the other of them is dead and buried.”
“It’s the only bit of the whole puzzle that can have a somewhat certain meaning,” Hermione finished.
“Put it altogether and what do you have?” Sensei asked almost beaming.
“Honestly,” Hermione said, “you can have anything. It is what the hearer wants to think it is.”
“Yeah,” Harry nodded. “Rubbish is what it is.”
“Top marks to both of you!” Sensei said.
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--The Gray speek--

In the middle compartment, the Hogwarts Express started moving.

Daphne sat surrounded by the children of the Gray and a few courtiers. To her right sat Tracey, Granger, and Blaise Zabini. To her left sat Parvati Patil, Zacharias Smith, Terry Boot, and Wayne Hopkins.

They all looked towards her.

"Thank you all for joining us today." She paused. "I'd like you all to look around this compartment. Look at the faces next to you."

They glanced around.

"In this compartment we have four females and four males; three noble houses and five common ones; five purebloods, two halfbloods, and one muggleborn."

A few eyes widened and Zach stole a suspicious glance towards Hopkins.

"Soon, we may also be Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and Slytherins, but don't let this fool you… what we really are isn't any one of these."

Zabini leant closer.

"We are wizards, born with the gift of magic. How fast can you cast? How powerful are your spells? How good are you at bending the universe to your will? These are the questions that matter."

Boot and Zach's eyes briefly met, one raised eyebrow between them.

"The Light wishes to tame us, domesticate us, dictate to us what is and isn't safe for us to do. They set up committees to command what charms we're allowed to even experiment with, let alone use. They waste the best years of our brightest minds with the asinine business of expanding the ever-growing lists of muggle toys we're not allowed to play with. They deem to claim the moral high-ground of protecting those with no power while systematically removing said power and centralising it with an ever-growing, all-powerful, draconian ministry."

She looked around the compartment making eye contact with every one of her peers. In most cases, grim determination stared back.

"The Dark, on the other hand, would have us rip our world in three. In their irrational fear of what they don't understand they would reject even the most basic of human decencies to spread contempt and fear throughout our world. They also claim to fight the good fight, to bring needed reform to a world that is stagnating, while protecting our culture and legacies. But their methods would result in our total destruction, not our ascension.

"We do not care about blood, so long as your mind is sharp and your wand is strong. We do not care about nobility, so long as you strive to be the best at whatever it is you do. And we do not care about past mistakes, so long as you look to future with steel and determination."

Granger was actually leaning forward in her seat, eyes gleaming brighter than the Express's scarlet shell. The moment she caught the girl's eye though, the newly wavy-haired witch folded her arms and sat straight again, though the gleam did remain.

"The Light and the Dark are making mistakes, but they are not the people within them. The Light and the Dark are ideas. They are collections of beliefs, and, in many cases, they are loosely collected groups of vested interests. Interests shift. Minds can be changed. And the people who yesterday were our enemies, may tomorrow be our greatest allies.

"We have a golden opportunity before us. We have seven years to learn and grow. Seven years to get to know each other and form alliances and friendships that can weather the storms life will throw at us. But that cannot happen if we allow Hogwarts to divide us. So…"—she paused—"I'd like to suggest we set aside some time every few weeks to get together for dinner. That way at least, we'll not fall foul to the trap of believing that what colour your tie is, somehow dictates who you must like and hate."

Parvati and Tracey scoffed. The dramatic tension broke.

"Sound good?"

She looked around. Most everyone nodded. "What about you, Hopkins?"

Hopkins hesitated, then also nodded.

"Excellent, let's get down to business then."

Granger whipped out a piece of parchment and a quill, and with the faint click clack sound of the train in the background, they started fleshing out details for the next few weeks.

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--The Light speek--

He sighed, put on his game face, and slid open the compartment door. The faces of Susan Bones, Ron Weasley, Lavender Brown, Sally Smith, Padma Patil, Neville Longbottom, and Hannah Abbott, greeted him. They were all here. He forced a cheerful smile and sat down.

They exchanged a round of greetings and pleasantries. Susan, Lavender, and Padma were excited. Sally, Neville, and Hannah were nervous. Ron, as was so typical of his red-headed friend, seemed bored.

There was a slight shift and the world outside the window started to move away from them. They were off. As one, all the children turned to him, expectancy alight in their faces.

He took a deep breath and reached into his occlumency. "Friends. Thank you all for sitting with me today. I know that much of this has been arranged by our parents, but I'd like to think that even without their involvement, we'd have come together like this anyway."

A few smiles lit the faces around him. Susan grinned.

"We've all known each other for years. And now, we're about to start Hogwarts together. It's my sincere hope that by the end of these seven years, we'll be closer to each other than we are even now."

More smiles.

"There are, however, those about to start Hogwarts who know no-one. They did not grow up in our world. They do not have a legion of the best people a wizard could ask for to back them up. They are starting out alone."

Frowns.

"They will also be our friends. Our world can seem a difficult and confusing place to muggleborns, and it is our duty to protect them from those who would sooner see them thrown out of our world, rather then befriend them."

Firm nods. Set jaws. Alert eyes.

"A lot changed with the downfall of Voldemort—"

Squeaks, large pupils, flushed faces, awe.

"—And over the last decade, our parents have done a lot to move the wizarding world in the direction it needs to go. The auror force, which was devastated at the end of the last war, has slowly begun to regain its strength,"—He nodded to Susan who beamed.—"the laws around dark artefacts and magic have been strengthened, and laws discriminating against muggleborns have been defeated."

Ron thrust out his chest. Susan grinned again.

"But even as we celebrate these successes we face a newer and perhaps more worrying development than the traditional Dark families."

Tilted heads. Frowns.

"Three years ago, a man claimed the title of Lord Slytherin, and has since persuaded the neutral families to abandon their neutrality and follow him."

Hannah and Sally's frowns deepened.

"This development is worrying, not because the Gray seem to hold the same beliefs as the Dark, but because we do not know what beliefs they do hold. The Light holds the most votes in the Wizengamot, but not by much. The Gray holds even fewer than either the Dark or the Light, but so long as the Dark and the Light do not agree on something, the Gray decides if it becomes law or not. And so far, the Gray has let barely a single contentious law through."

More frowns.

"The progress that our parents made, stopped three years ago."

Ron scowled.

"What does Lord Slytherin really want? We don't know. All we really know is that it isn't what we want and that Lord Slytherin intends to keep his true intentions secret, possibly until it is too late to do anything about it."

Neville squirmed. Lavender bit her lip.

"That is why I'm asking you to stay as alert as possible around the children of the Gray. Look for the true intentions behind the pretty words. Stay friendly, but cautious, and do not allow yourself to be seduced by vague promises and slippery logic."

Slow nods. Faces set to stone.

"We are the children of the Light. We have upheld what is good and just since before the founding of Hogwarts. We protect all, regardless of nobility or house age, and regardless of blood status! We will all soon be in different houses, but that won't change that we are the Light, and that we stand firm against the Darkness.

Clapping. Ron stood and thumped him on the back. Susan hugged him, before backing off and blushing up a storm. The compartment filled with appreciative words and declarations of support.

Inwardly, John smirked. Much better than last time.

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--The Dark speek--

The blonde haired boy shot him a glance before speaking with an aristocratic drawl. "One and half thousand years ago, Merlin created the Albion family magics to rule over this land. He forced the families of the time to work together to better the fate of magicals as a whole. And he left behind a legacy to ensure that those who had proved themselves worthy would have the right to lead our people."

Harry glanced around the compartment. All eight seats were full — Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Nott, Parkinson, Bulstrode, and Su Li. All purebloods. All except him.

"My own family arrived on these shores in 1066. We worked hard for the good of all and overtime proved ourselves worthy of the trust Merlin established all those centuries before."
Su Li stared, quiet but intense, as befitting the probably future Ravenclaw.

"But not long after that, the rituals used to ennoble worthy families were lost, hunted down, destroyed, and for five-hundred years we've lived without. For five-hundred years, families have striven and proved themselves worthy, yet gained no recognition. Ennoblement was replaced with 'The Order of Merlin'." Draco made as though to spit. "A pretty piece of silver and gold to hang on your robes and parade for an hour of glory."

Crabbe and Goyle's fists were clenched. Bulstrode scowled.

"Families like the Goyles, the Crabbes, the Carrows, the Bulstrodes, and the Crouches, and yes, even families like the Dumbledores, who, five-hundred years ago, would have been granted seats on the Wizengamot, have been denied their earned right to help guide our world, simply because the rituals of Merlin have faded.

"Then, as our world stagnated, those born to muggles started to demand, yes demand, that they be given the right to govern our world. Is that fair? Is it fair that your families have spent centuries proving themselves worthy, and were denied that privilege, only to have these… people who know nothing of our world swoop in and demand what you have spent generations earning?"

The bored aristocratic tone was gone. Though well articulated, Draco's words dripped venom. He was impressed. Such righteous indignation on behalf of a group that he was not technically of — Draco's occlumency was obviously more advanced then he'd expect for a boy of his age.

"For the last one-hundred years, we who are pure of blood, have sought to change the system. To allow any family that has learned the ways of our world some measure of the influence they should have. But that effort has been constantly forced back. For every victory we achieve, we are forced to give up twice as much."

"The rise of the two Dark Lords of our century were the bright points for us. For two brief ten-year stretches, we were starting to win. But both times, our ultimate goals were snatched from us."

Draco eyed him with not a small amount of resentment. He tilted his head in apologetic acknowledgement.

"We were being forced back, but we now have a breathing space. With the Gray blocking all new laws, we can regroup, rearm, and get ready for the next advance. The return of Lord Slytherin is a calm before an almighty storm. And it is a storm that we will win."

Draco paused, took another deep breath and continued. "I believe the Gray are closer to us than they are to the Light. They are lead by Lord Slytherin. Tonight, many of us will be sorted into Slytherin house. As will many of the Gray. They must be made to see the rightness of our cause!"

Draco stood and made a double fisted jerk downwards, as though smashing an invisible staff into the floor. "They WILL be made to see the rightness of our cause!"

Clapping, acknowledgements, and hear-hears erupted around him. He joined in too, clapping politely, a faint smile playing around his lips.

Draco sat back down and slipped back on his bored aristocrat Slytherin mask.

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"I don't have much respect for the institution of marriage." He began levelly. "It always seemed like a pointless formality to me, hollow and worthless. Where does some stupid priest or government official get off telling me that my relationship is now 'legitimate'? Piss on that. I know it may not look like it from the outside, but these three girls represent the majority of what I genuinely value in my life and I don't need outside confirmation for it."

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religions / gods

"Do you know what the difference between the polytheistic religions and the monotheistic ones is?" Harry interrupted.

"Aside from your obvious bias?""I haven't got a clue."

"The old, polytheistic religions were attempts to understand the world." Harry began to explain. "They had gods for everything; the rain, the earth, the sky, the sea, the stars, the rivers...everything. It may have been a bad attempt at understanding the world, but it was an attempt. The monotheistic religions have the same answer for everything; 'God did it'. How was the world made? God did it. Why is the sky blue? God did it. What's up with rainbows? God did it. Why is water wet? God did it. Where did humans come from? God did it. God did everything, now stop asking questions or you'll burn in Hell forever while demons gangrape you. Granted, the more sensible Jews, Christians and Muslims can be reasoned with these days, but they clung to their ignorance like a leech to a pig's arse for as long as possible. Many of them still do and all of them are still delusional enough to believe that they merit the attention of some sort of supreme being."

"How is that different from any other religion? Just replace 'God' with whatever other deity is appropriate. And isn't every religion a bad attempt to make sense of the world?" Sirius argued, not really understanding his godson's point.

Said godson sighed in response. "There is a big difference between saying that it took a pantheon of gods to create the world and saying that everything was done by just the one. The first is trying to figure out the workings of the world, albeit from a fatally flawed base assumption. The second is declaring that there's no point in thinking about how the world works because 'God works in mysterious ways which are known only to him'. What a marvelous blanket statement to use when you don't want to admit that you're too fucking stupid to hold a thought more complex than the best efforts of a ten-year-old in your head. Plus, religions with many gods almost invariably focus on how the gods interact with each other, whereas a single, all-powerful god is depicted as a micromanaging psychopath that will sentence you to eternal damnation if you don't do what he says, but – and note the sarcasm – he loves you. The priests of polytheistic religions could only spew a limited amount of bullshit before it intruded on someone else's bullshit and they didn't try to portray their gods as nice, whereas the clergy of a monotheistic religion has an effectively unlimited bullshit license and can talk about unconditional love and fire and brimstone in the same sentence."

"Harry, you told me yourself that the Aztec priests sacrificed children, carved out people's still beating hearts, flayed people...I'd think that was a tad worse than being able to bullshit endlessly."

"Eh." Harry shrugged. "There's that fatally flawed base assumption I mentioned earlier. They had this ridiculous notion that the world would end without them doing that. Stupid and strangely arrogant to be sure, but at least it wasn't hypocritical."

"I don't know about you, but I'll take a little hypocrisy over human sacrifice any day." Sirius muttered.

Harry didn't agree. Aside from people captured from other tribes, the Aztec sacrifices had largely been willing. They'd had all the power in the world to put an end to their bloody practices, but their fear-mongering religion made them think it was necessary. Idiots dying was all to the good in his book. Plus, their rituals seemed to have actually achieved something if the high rate of magical births in the area was any clue.

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"—I asked my lord after our first occlumency lesson. He said every parselmouth's first language is parseltongue. Leeds said the same thing. You think in your first language, not your second."


I closed my eyes and counted backwards from twenty. Must not hex Ronald, permanently maim or disfigure Ronald, or demonstrate the creative use of wingardium leviosa and aquamenti on Ronald. "I replaced my cauldron when I learned the British Magical World last changed the formula for pewter in 1348," I said calmly. Hermione's eyes widened. I wondered if she'd made the connection. "The pewter used in the size 2 cauldrons on the Hogwarts' list was once known as trifle pewter and is four percent lead. Every time you drink a potion made in a pewter cauldron, you are ingesting a neurotoxin. In other words, poison." My fellow Gryffindors had a mixture of expressions ranging from so-what to abject horror. "Among other things, lead poisoning causes kidney damage, slowed body growth, and reduced IQ, which explains why the ministry chooses to regulate cauldron thickness, but not what metals should be used to make a substance you will ingest. For the record, magic does not cancel out lead poisoning, which causes your body to automatically consume your magic in ever increasing amounts as it attempts to heal. Eventually, your magic will run out. If you are unfortunate enough to have a large amount of lead in your system when that happens, you will slip into a coma and die. Magic can't save you from your own stupidity. If anyone is interested, my cauldron is a tin-lined, size 2, Admiralty Brass cauldron, purchased from Gruoch's Potioneers* in Diagon Alley. They have a wide range of lead-free, antimony-free, and arsenic-free cauldrons. For two galleons, they'll tin-line old copper and brass cauldrons, which you really should have done because in large doses copper, which is in pewter, brass, and of course copper cauldrons, is also toxic."

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The Well Groomed Mind By: Lady Khali

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why do you wear armor,

The boy gave her a shrug. "To help protect me in fights."

Her face screwed up. "Yes, but nothing can stop a killing curse. So why bother?"

He gave her a short laugh. "I bother because very few of the spells getting throw in combat are killing curses, or Unforgivables of any sort. They cost too much energy, and are too easily interrupted or blocked."

Seeing her inhale to disagree, he interjected quickly, "I know they SAY that none of them can be blocked, but really all they MEAN is that there is no spell to counter them. To an imaginative mind, there are dozens if not hundreds of ways to prevent getting hurt by one. Dodging out of the way is popular and works every time you can pull it off. Conjuring or summoning things for them to run into is another very popular method. So they CAN be stopped! They just mean that nobody knows a counterspell."

Turning around, he sat down where he could face her. "Hermione, everything has a counter, even if that is just throwing a sofa in its way. It may not be an easy block, or even one you know, but they all have them. Now, what happens in a fight is that one person throws all he can at another person, while that person does the same, throwing it back at him. Each person blocks what he can, dodges what he must, and tries to throw enough variety at the other person so that something gets through. Do you follow me so far?"

She gave him a nod of confirmation.

"Very good," he nodded to accept that. "Now there are two general ways to measure strength in combat: how much variety you have in things you can throw and block, and how much magical strength you possess. A very strong mage can still be defeated handily by someone throwing stuff he doesn't know how to block. Also, a very versatile person can be overpowered by spells too strong for him to stop, that just batter right through his shields. You still with me?"

She nodded again, fully absorbed with what he was telling her.

"Good," he declared. "Now, spells used in combat generally fall into three loose categories: stuff that inconveniences, stuff that injures, and stuff that kills. People throw all three because anything that gets through is going to do some harm and give you a small advantage, perhaps even win the fight for you. A simple Jelly-Legs jinx may not seem like much, but if it hits then your enemy is going to have a much greater problem dodging other spells."

The girl nodded more firmly now.

"Very good," he acknowledged her attention, secretly pleased by it. "Things that inconvenience are very easily stopped by shielding spells. You aren't going to blow through my Protego with a tickling charm, but if I don't block it with one you'd still win because I'd be laughing too hard to speak any spells."

She nodded again, and he smiled.

"More people in combat try throwing stuff that wounds. Cutting curses and bludgeoners and stuff like them for the most part. A Back-Breaking curse is going to stop any fight, if it gets through. This kind of stuff CAN be stopped by shields, but it can also punch right through them if they are strong enough. Most of the time you see wizards fighting, each of them will be standing in a shield spell, battering at the other guy with stuff to injure him - or knock down his shield. In those kind of fights, the weaker guy loses every time, but the winner is also exhausted."

"Alright," she nodded, and he could see her assimilating this information.

He smiled. "Stuff that kills costs a huge amount of energy, and usually time, to throw. They generally get flung when the other guy is distracted, often busy dodging something else so you have an extra second to get it out. This kind people just dodge, as they cost too much to stop."

"So where does having armor fit in?" she blurted curiously.

Harry leaned back, grinning at her as he tapped his chest plate with a silver gauntleted finger. "Any spell that evokes a physical force can be stopped by physical means. Cutting curses and bludgeoning hexes and stuff like them make up most of the spells thrown in combat, and both kinds are EXACTLY what this armor is best at stopping! So, if I am wearing this, I don't have to exhaust my magical energy on shields to block the kind of thing shields are worst at blocking. No slashing spell or bone-breaking hex is getting through this armor. It just can't happen. So that means most of the spells that get thrown in combat aren't going to hurt me, and I can focus more of my power and attention on stopping the other stuff or hurting the other guy."

He grinned at her. "So, if you and I were in a fight, and I DON'T have to block half your spells, but you MUST block or dodge all of mine, I already have a considerable advantage. If I can ignore half of yours, I automatically have time to throw more back at you, and suddenly you are overworked trying to block or counter everything. So you start spending more time on defense, so you're unable to throw as much at me, so I can throw even more at you as I have to spend less and less time countering yours. And pretty soon, if I am doing most of the attacking and you little but defending, something will get through to hit you and I'll win."

He shot her a triumphant grin. "Like I said before, MOST people use the two general ways of measuring strength in combat: spell versatility and magical strength. But both of them are subtly wrong. What matters most is time. If I can fling more spells than you, then something is going to get through, and pretty much no matter what it is I hit you with it will grant me enough extra advantage that I'll win. And the two ways to get more time are either to cast your spells faster, which is a good thing to learn how to do, or get some kind of advantage like my armor, where I can simply ignore some kinds of spells. You gain the time it would've taken to defend yourself otherwise, to use on other things. That's the big reason why we did the fire protection ritual, so that if someone throws a fire spell at us, we can ignore it and shoot a spell back instead of wasting time on evoking a counter."

Harry gave her a serious look. "Really, it's all about time. In battle, no one will ever have enough time to do even all of the really critical things. You must learn to choose not just what is a good thing to do, but the best possible use for your time and energy. War is all about who can throw the most violence the enemy's way the fastest."

Seeing she was absorbing this, he waited until she nodded.

So he smiled. "Good. Now, if your enemy came upon you wearing armor like this, how ought you to attack him?"

"Killing spells, because wounding spells won't function," she answered firmly.

"Close, but wrong," he corrected, raising a finger to admonish her. "Killing spells take precious time and energy and are easy to interrupt. It's not just about syllables spoken, deadly spells take a second of magical buildup that less costly spells don't have. So if you try to throw one, and I hit you with a very fast-cast hex during the middle of your spell, it will be interrupted and lost. That's the primary drawback to the deadly curses."

She blinked, honestly surprised by this information.

He gave her a grin. "No, it may seem counter-intuitive, but what you want to throw at an armored opponent are spells to inconvenience. Because they don't, as a rule, invoke a physical force so they can't be blocked by physical means. A bludgeoning curse throws crushing force, as do bone-breaking and back-breaking hexes. Crushing forces, as well as cutting ones, are exactly what armor is best at stopping. But a simple Jelly-Legs jinx doesn't do that. It doesn't evoke a physical force at all. It just makes your legs weak as water, which is NOT something that armor can stop! Stunners or petrifying spells or disarming hexes can all take down someone armored like I am now."

"But those are all easily stopped by shields," she objected, quoting him from before.

"Yes, that's correct," he agreed. "However by forcing me to cast a shield to stop them you have still forced me to react more than if you'd flung a hex that I could just ignore. And if I put up a shield, you can STILL cast a Cutting Curse at it to take down my shield - and force me to cast another or get hit by your next stunner. Shields create a field of force around you, they stop spells before they even hit armor. So even though my armor could ignore a cutting curse, my shield can't. They aren't designed that way. So it'll waste energy stopping a spell, even if I didn't need that particular spell stopped."

A light seemed to go on in Hermione's eyes. "So, against an armored person, fling inconveniencing spells they have to stop with shields, then batter down those shields with injuring spells!"

Harry nodded. "Even though the injuring spells can't hurt you personally, they can still take down your shield," he agreed. "And when the shield drops, cast more inconveniencing spells. You'll still be at a disadvantage, but not as much a one if you have a usable strategy like that."

"Wow!" she shone brilliantly with her newfound understanding.

Harry beamed just to see her happy. "And minor inconveniencing stuff is all generally very fast to cast and takes low energy. That makes them excellent for interrupting another person's spell. So, if Voldemort were to leap up out of the leaf rubbish this instant and start to throw a killing curse at you, but you hit him with a fast tickling charm before he got it off, you'd ruin his spell and thus not have to block or dodge to avoid it."

Hermione beamed, then exploded into excited energy, grabbing his arm and dragging him off. "Let's go try it out!"

From
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4240771/25/Partially-Kissed-Hero By Perfect Lionheart -- Skysaber


In Rowling's 'Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them' she lists a humble animal called a Murtlap, which she describes as a ratlike animal living in the coastal areas of Britain, and the only useful or interesting feature about this creature is a growth on its back resembling a sea anemone.

However, that growth really was an interesting feature, as once pickled and eaten it provided resistance to curses and jinxes. And the only side effect noted was that an overdose would lead to unsightly purple ear hair, which immediately caused me to wonder why Moody didn't have hairy, purple ears.

Well, whatever, I wasn't ever going to accuse JKR of being consistent. But I first read that book staring at an item never developed in any of her novels, or fanfics that I knew of, that took the worst threats of the series and gave you resistance to them. Oh, sure, everyone with any sense wore armor, but this gave you a measure of protection worked into your very tissue!

That could be done IN ADDITION to armor! And it was selective! It didn't make you resist all magic, stopping useful stuff like healing spells and the like, only bad stuff: curses and jinxes!

From
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3695419/1/My-Gilded-Life By Skysaber -- Perfect Lionheart


--best Re-do Story--

1Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon » by willyolioleo H/HR
2Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap » by Seel'vor H/HR
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4Double Time Trouble  Double Time Trouble » by Skysaber HR/HR/HR
5In this World and the Next » by robst (Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr)
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10Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time » by joe6991 Harry P./Fleur D. (I do DLP love this but i was not that much of a fan of it round it hard to read at part)

best harry potter Story
1Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality By Less Wrong
2Partially Kissed Hero » by Perfect Lionheart H/HR/L
3Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon » by willyolioleo H/HR
4The Denarian Lord » by Shezza88
5 Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap » by Seel'vor H/HR
6Harry Potter: An Ancient's Journey » by keiranhalcyon2010 H/HR 1/2 ways in
7My Gilded Life » by Skysaber
8A Black Comedy by nonjon
9The Lie I've Lived » by jbern
10 The Power » by twilliams1797 (H/HR)
11.The Beast Master » by wsbenge
12Harry Potter and the power of Oa » by bluminous8
13Double Time Trouble  Double Time Trouble » by Skysaber HR/HR/HR (hoping for h in it
14Culture Shock » by Ruskbyte
15Knowledge is Power » by robst H/HR
16Make A Wish » by Rorschach's Blot
17.Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion » by DriftWood1965 What happens if Ron gets to compete in the tournament instead of Harry
18Azalea Potter » by Skysaber Best names come out of the Goblet of Fire seen even must read
19Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past  by S'TarKan h/GW
20Backwards Compatible » by Ruskbyte
21Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage » by Clell65619

23When In Doubt, Obliviate » by Sarah1281
24 Harry Potter, Magnificent Bastard » by JK Pratchett

othere fun 1 shot plot hold funney Story
1Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion » by DriftWood1965 What happens if Ron gets to compete in the tournament instead of Harry
2Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon
3Dimension Hopping for Beginners » by nonjon
4Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof
5No Thank You by Sarah1281
6Roadkill by HikaruOfArrow
7Who would win a war, Muggles or wizards? by Kaeim
8The Next Morning by willyolioleo ( What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.)

My best HPLOTR X-over (no gay fic below
1Concerning Wizards » by Morwen Pendragon
2The Black Wizard » by Azraeos
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HP/ X-Men crossover.
1. Harry Potter and the World that Waits » by dellacouer
(A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover)

HP/.Assassin's Creed crossover
1 Harry Potter and the Assassin's Creed » by Grinning Lizard
(An object in the Dept of Mysteries sends Harry 800 years into the past... an adventure of Crusaders, Assassins, Warlocks and Conspiracy, because there's more to saving the world than killing a Dark Lord. HPxAC TimeTravel. Violent.)

non potter fic below
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Fallout
1The Legend of the Wandering Pair from Vault 101
2 Ring A Ding Ding » by Rainfox88
3New California Dreaming » by Hotpoint
4 Tales From the Wasteland: Black As Oil by SickleYield (full of robots and more robots)

GBZ
1A Tale of Supremacy » by Archaon

Twilight (there just 1 story that will ever be here Twilight is shit i want to bad it

Luminosity is similar to "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" in that the most significant difference is to the protagonist's rationality skills: Luminosity's Bella is a rational, smart self-knowledge junkie who wants to know what is going on in her brain. The story hugs canon pretty closely to start except in terms of inner monologue until chapter 4, and then it's unrecognizable. Elspeth, the narrator of "Radiance", is a semi-original character with her own approach to the theme. The Flashes will be mostly in third person and cover a wide variety of characters.

1Luminosity »by Alicorn24
2 Radiance » by Alicorn24
Sequel to "Luminosity", narrated by Elspeth. You do not need to have read canon Twilight, but you will be very confused if you haven't read Luminosity.

(I do not like Twilight in a ways but this fic i must ask you all to read it was so mucg better then canon Twilight)

Not all in my Favorite Stories are GOOD keep in in minde

Feb 2, 2014: Several articles have reported on an interview JKR gave to Wonderland Magazine. From the Sunday Times: "I wrote the Hermione/Ron relationship as a form of wish fulfilment. That’s how it was conceived, really. For reasons that have very little to do with literature and far more to do with me clinging to the plot as I first imagined it, Hermione ended up with Ron." From BBC News: "Ron and Hermione [...] would have needed counselling to sustain a relationship." From Sky News (AP): "Hermione [...] would have been better off with hero Harry."

My coin Address
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--Worm --
"Mover, Shaker,

Brute and Breaker.

Master, Tinker,

Blaster, Thinker.

Striker, Changer,

Trump and Stranger!"

--rhyme from Ch16 @ The Messenger by Stillwind11

Dumbledore is not evil!

"Professor Dumbledore is not evil!" Hermione insists .

I blink at her as owlishly as I can manage. "Well no… He isn't evil right now, but that's only because of the truly heroic efforts of one Severus Snape. Slaving away over those awful cauldrons day after day to make enough lemon drops laced with a very specific blend of potions to keep Professor Dumbledore from going on a rampage. It's a pity about the potions requiring his own happiness as an active ingredient, but that just makes his sacrifices for the greater good even more impressive."

Ch15 of Magic-and-Mayhem by Aetheron

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If I Could Start Again by Taaroko reviews
Stormbreaker strikes Thanos a couple inches to the left of where it does in canon, with much more satisfying results. However, revenge alone won't fill the voids left behind by all that Thor has lost. Time travel canon-divergent AU. Heavy focus on the Brodinsons. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 217,221 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 8h - Published: 6/7/2018 - Thor, Loki
Suffer No More by EiriFllyn reviews
Two Taylors on two worlds die after being tormented and their spirits join in the locker, the combined essence reviving her, keeping her alive until Panacea saves her. The cultivator in her swears that this time, she won't allow the world to be sorry to her. No human, sect, or god will oppress her or her saviour ever again. Xianxia cultivation themes.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,322 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 11/12/2018 - Skitter, Panacea
An Essence of Silver and Steel by James D. Fawkes reviews
At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 115 - Words: 609,317 - Reviews: 3658 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 5,032 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea
A daring synthesis by Ironypus reviews
It's Greg Veder but growing up is painful, it brings on many changes.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 161,100 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Greg
A Twelve Step Program to Omnipotence by Bakkughan reviews
A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 539,880 - Reviews: 5051 - Favs: 7,282 - Follows: 7,864 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 5/2/2018
FateKaleid Prisma Taylor by Rater202 reviews
There are many facets of the Kaleidoscope. Lord Zeltretch is curious as to why one seems to lack Magecraft, and so sets a Kaleidostick to the task. For good or for ill, that kaleidostick has chosen Taylor Hebert as her master. Rated for language
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,977 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/8/2017 - OC, Skitter
The Taste of Peaches by Grounders10 reviews
On the last day of school before summer break Taylor Hebert's life changed forever when she was locked in her own locker. When the door opened again, it wasn't to her school. Blessed with new powers and new possibilities Taylor hopes to become a hero... If she can convince her talking pet fox to stop telling everyone she's a god.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 145,038 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 7/9/2019
A Bard's Tale by gabbicav reviews
Bards spin words to win the hearts of men and mer, and Celeste Passero studies with the best at the College in Solitude. But when Ulfric Stormcloak uses his voice to murder the High King, forcing Skyrim into war with the Empire, Celeste finds herself the subject of a legend to inspire the greatest bard's tale ever told; if only she could find her voice to sing it. A Skyrim story.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 646,433 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Hadvar] Farkas, Vilkas - Complete
Magical Girl Escalation Taylor by Silently Watches reviews
When Taylor gained bug powers, a god died. When Taylor became a magical girl, the world braced for impact. Cross-posted quest from Sufficient Velocity.
Crossover - Worm & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 501,780 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Skitter, Vista
I, Panacea by ack1308 reviews
Amy Dallon is a teenage girl in Brockton Bay. She is better known as the superhero Panacea. She is caught in a robbery at the Brockton Bay Central Bank, and is knocked out. When she wakes up, she's not alone in her head ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,334 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
War Never Ends by Kirbilius Clausius reviews
The Sole Survivor unifies the wasteland under the banner of the Commonwealth until a Lone Wanderer stands in her way. Peace was never in the cards, no matter how hard we bluff. In need of a beta.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 146 - Words: 202,443 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Lone Wanderer, Sole Survivor
Abaddon Born(e) by Publiclee Speaking reviews
Two and a half well intentioned fools find themselves in the Worm Universe, gifted by Abaddon. In their attempts to save some, they may just doom all. SI based on the Worm CYOA Update Gimel.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 210 - Words: 1,133,727 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 12/27/2020 - Published: 9/29/2017 - Skitter, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, OC
Console by Soleneus reviews
A new piece has been set in the grand game of Superheroes, with one hand set to flip the board and break out the video games. But first, he has to deal with bullying Wards and his new powers. Not quite a Gamer fic.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,663 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Skitter, OC
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 5,883 - Follows: 6,748 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 217,224 - Reviews: 5774 - Favs: 13,053 - Follows: 15,628 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 157,477 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 11,184 - Follows: 13,382 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Fate Touched in Middle Earth by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Following a disastrous battle in the Death Chamber, a grief-stricken and berserk Harry tackles Voldemort into the Veil of Death. After a fight for his soul, the death dimension eventually spits him and Voldemort out into an unknown realm. There, after dispatching Voldemort for a final time, Harry finds himself meeting Thorin Oakenshield. How... interesting. Eventual Harry/Tauriel
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 185,727 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 5,250 - Follows: 6,298 - Updated: 12/19/2020 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Harry P., Tauriel
The Hammer Effect by Rain Reid reviews
Power, Power, Power. Everyone wants it. No one wants to lose it. It corrupts, It performs miracles. It causes untold devastation. Power, the aim of all madmen. The thing that allows them to enable their impetus. I want power, and with where I'm going, I'll need it to ensure my survival, after all there's much of it up for the taking.
Crossover - Marvel & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,439 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 3,114 - Updated: 12/15/2020 - Published: 8/8/2019
Rogue Knight II: The Return of the Sith by Illuviar reviews
Rogue Knight sequel-you need to read it first. The Clone Wars continue to rage across the galaxy. The Separatist latest offensive left them in control of large tracks of Republic space. The Corellian system has fallen and Kamino has been lost. The Republic is reeling after a Jedi led coup saw Chancellor Palpatine assassinated only for him to give Order 66 with his dying breath.
Crossover - Star Wars: The Clone Wars & Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 125 - Words: 428,531 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 1/5/2018 - [Bo-Katan Kryze, OC] Obi- Wan K.
Worm: Succubus Diaries by Zero-metallix reviews
A bad day and alot of frustration pushes Taylor too far and wakes her mothers legacy. Now Taylor has new powers and responsibilities but that doesn't mean she can't have a little fun. [Worm Au: Magic is real. Succubus Taylor.]
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,329 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 12/6/2020 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Skitter, Panacea
One Dream by BestShippz reviews
A One Piece retelling of canon, I know... How original. This time around though, Luffy's journey is gonna take some different twists and turns, both big and small. Mostly canon compliant, but still expect some pretty significant changes. Only planning on one additional crewmate, but that is subject to change later on. Updates every Sunday, cover art is by my lil sis. (LuNa)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 148,435 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/5/2020 - Published: 4/19/2020 - [Luffy, Nami] unknown 1
Power Without Limit (Worm-SWN SI) by TheFat1 reviews
The author wakes up in Brocton Bay with the powers of a Psychic from Stars Without Number 1e. Now, all he has to do is survive Leviathan, invent future technology, level well past the average, and try not to be driven insane by his own powers. Should be simple, right? Contains some fourth wall breaking/poking, themes of depression, and a plot partially driven by dice rolls.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,530 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 12/2/2020 - Published: 2/10/2018
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 217,181 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 11/19/2020 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
The Thunder Demon Straw Hat Luffy by Aaron-Taichou reviews
This is a story where Luffy ate the Rumble-Rumble fruit, a Logia class devil fruit, and became a lightning man instead of a rubber man. Luffy also showed signs of Haki at a young age so Shanks decided to take him with them to train Luffy. Godlike Luffy! More serious/smart Luffy who acts more like a captain. Please read to find out more
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 254,011 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 4,006 - Updated: 11/19/2020 - Published: 6/30/2018 - [Luffy, Boa Hancock] unknown 1
Old Truths, New Beginnings by shadowcaster01 reviews
After the battle at the Department of mysteries, Sirius' sudden departure sets off a chain of events that irrevocably changes the wizarding world forever. (Rewrite and posting in progress)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,212 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/10/2020 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sirius B., Night Elf - Complete
Not Another Harry Potter Story! (SI Jumpchain series) by NotAHero101 reviews
(SI)rius Black Takes over the wizarding world, one confused Marauder at a time. (The sorting hat does not approve)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/6/2020 - Published: 8/4/2020
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 189 - Words: 836,383 - Reviews: 12538 - Favs: 5,950 - Follows: 4,920 - Updated: 11/3/2020 - Published: 9/4/2005
Ancient Legos by TCGM reviews
This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Ancient Legos is written for laughs and humor. A Self Insert story, Weldon is a teenager living in Brockton Bay on Earth Bet. Somehow without triggering, he starts getting... Ideas. Features Lego Spaceships. T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a comfy chair joke.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,625 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 11/3/2020 - Published: 10/28/2017
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 1,900,131 - Reviews: 6707 - Favs: 11,979 - Follows: 11,977 - Updated: 10/30/2020 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
Lord Hermione? by ALRYM reviews
There was no troll in the girls bathroom in 1991. Hermione found no friends that night. Therefore the brightest witch of her age is on a perilous path. Because with magic it is so very true that knowledge is power. But is it also true that power corrupts? Will the only daughter of two dentists become the third Dark Lord that rises in Dumbledore's lifetime?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 191,610 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 3,502 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 6/27/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Witch Queen by TimeLoopedPowerGamer reviews
After a long war, Voldemort still remains undefeated and Hermione Granger has fallen to Darkness. But despite having gained great power in exchange for a bargain with the hidden Fae, she is still unable to kill the immortal Dark Lord. As a last resort, she sends Harry back in time twenty years to when he was eleven, using a dark ritual with a terrible sacrifice. Canon compliant AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 193,422 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 12/23/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
Magic of the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Harry's always wondered why the Dursleys hated him. After a nasty beating breaks loose some memories, he starts to experiment only to find he really may be different. After a few a few setbacks he starts to gain control of his powers, only to receive another beating. Pleading with his magic to get him away, he soon discovers he has a great destiny and the family he always wanted.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 686,602 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 6,962 - Follows: 8,076 - Updated: 9/30/2020 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Wyvern by ack1308 reviews
Taylor becomes a dragon. Hijinks ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,010 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 9/21/2020 - Published: 8/4/2015
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 351,549 - Reviews: 7197 - Favs: 9,338 - Follows: 9,943 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
The Accidental Warrior by freeball87 reviews
My interpretation of the Fallout main and side quests through the eyes of various characters and a slightly altered universe.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 496,325 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/12/2020 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar, Sarah Lyons, Butch DeLoria
Stallion of the Line by Vimesenthusiast reviews
After his father's mistakes catch up to him Ranma's offered a job by Belldandy and Urd: to take on the role of heroes in other dimensions who have failed in their destinies. Sent into the One Piece Universe, his mind merges with Luffy's as a baby. What effect will a smarter, more battle-hardened Luffy with unheard of skills make in this screwed up world? Should be fun to find out!
Crossover - Ranma & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 554,893 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 3,085 - Updated: 9/6/2020 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Ranma, Nami, Robin
A Gamer In South Blue by LordVishnu reviews
He's not involved with The Straw Hats. He's not involved with the story. He's half a world away from all that insanity and quite frankly...he's fine with that. Gamer Fic. Semi-SI.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,712 - Reviews: 3302 - Favs: 6,835 - Follows: 7,882 - Updated: 9/1/2020 - Published: 4/13/2019 - OC
Worm - Waterworks by SeerKing reviews
Taylor Triggers with the power of Hydrokinesis. She will wash away those who stand before her. Alt!Power! Taylor. Worm belongs to Wildbow. TaylorxLisaxAmy. Now has a TVTropes Page!
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,162 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 3,661 - Follows: 4,569 - Updated: 8/5/2020 - Published: 3/18/2016 - [Skitter, Tattletale, Panacea] Victoria D./Glory Girl
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 631,739 - Reviews: 3810 - Favs: 5,425 - Follows: 7,131 - Updated: 8/2/2020 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Doll Gamer by Redwall6921 reviews
I'm not a hero. I'm not even a functional human being. I'm just a living doll that does what it pleases without a care in the world. "Oh? Some more pots that need breaking. Is that a treasure chest? Mine now." OC SI. Gamer ability. Shameless. From the makers of Neville the Gamer is a new story of a sociopath stuck in the HP world with the gamer ability. Tada-da-daaa! Crash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,681 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 5,155 - Follows: 6,160 - Updated: 8/1/2020 - Published: 2/10/2019 - OC
Dragon Ball Z: The Light to my Darkness by SaiyanPrince541 reviews
In an alternate DBZ Universe, Vegeta defeats the Z warriors but reluctantly spares them in return for Bulma's help in finding the Namekian Dragon Balls. Join me on this thrilling, action-packed adventure and watch how significantly Dragon Ball's history is affected! Currently on the Cell saga! DP: lovelykotoriDOTdeviantartDOTcomSLASHart/The-light-to-my-darkness-VegBul-563444824
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 330,478 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/1/2020 - Published: 7/11/2015 - [Vegeta, Bulma] Goku, Gohan
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 6/9/2016
Vision of Change by Dancesnapple reviews
Bardock's last acts. All a result of the visions given to him. A single vision causes his actions to change entirely. Now, he acts to keep as much of his family alive. Bardock in DBZ story.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 460,040 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 7/21/2020 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Bardock - Complete
One Girl Force by NoxedSalvation reviews
A young and vulnerable Taylor is trapped in the chaos of an Endbringer attack - then, the One Girl Force emerges. Worm/Perry Rhodan crossover.
Crossover - Worm & Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,216 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/12/2020 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Skitter
Prince of Asgard by darkstream0 reviews
An SI as Loki the Prince of Asgard.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 6/23/2020 - Published: 2/23/2019 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R.
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by alienyouthct reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers. Crossover between Harry Potter and the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with pre-Fox acquisition X-Men elements and reimagined Inhumans. Polyamorous Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,802 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 3,784 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Daphne G., Loki
Phoning it in by dogbertcarroll reviews
A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,518 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 8/13/2015
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,200 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 10/19/2010
For The Honor Of The Regiment by mp3.1415player reviews
Some time ago when I started thinking about a Worm fic, three ideas came to mind. This is one of them, which now seems to have started to turn into a real story. Updates will be sporadic in all probability. It's considerably darker than most of my other work, but nowhere near the level of insane grimness of most Worm fics. (title changed on 2018-07-10)
Crossover - Bolo series & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,873 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 3/17/2017
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 410,293 - Reviews: 4284 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/15/2020 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Please sign here by 2ilver8ox reviews
Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy has agreed to go back in time some years when he was first starting out as a pirate. It is clear this decision was based due to his dead crew, no doubt he wishes to stop their demise. All details are on his contract but he has agreed to take me with him and off this godforsaken rock. (Time travel) (Fix it fic) (OC) (All anime and movies) On hiatus
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,848 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 4/7/2018
On the back of the turtle by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,227 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 4/10/2014
Harry Potter and the Cliché Stew by alienyouthct reviews
Harry Potter dies. And then finds out he wasn't supposed to die. And gets sent back. And gets rich. And marries a bunch of women. Who don't fit in at all. Sound familiar? It should.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/30/2020 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., OC, Wasp/Janet V.D.]
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 8877 - Favs: 17,897 - Follows: 21,103 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3822 - Favs: 7,569 - Follows: 9,944 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Wand for Skitter by ShayneT reviews
Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 121 - Words: 359,078 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 2/27/2019 - Complete
Little Bouts of Randomness by Redbayly reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,364 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 1/30/2020 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Morrigan by adriata reviews
Hermione Granger is a little more ruthless, a little more bloodthirsty, and knows a lot less about the wizarding world and her place in it than she could ever guess. Halfblood!Hermione, Grey/dark!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,680 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 1/28/2020 - Published: 5/15/2017 - Hermione G.
Better Version of Me by AllMadeofGlass reviews
Beth Evans traveled the Wasteland for the last several years, taking odd jobs, always on the move. Then she took the wrong courier job, the one that changed everything. She's slowly entangled in the increasingly high-stakes games of the Mojave. Are the personal stakes more than she can handle? Courier!Lone Wanderer
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,812 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/23/2020 - Published: 7/27/2018 - [Courier, C. Boone] Arcade G., Mr. House
INTERFACE by Baked The Author reviews
The powers we get, they get stronger through conflict. No one said anything about our [Shards] evolving through despair. Someone should've warned this wayward [host] before I got saddled with one persnickety owl, no matter how helpful she is! AU
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,553 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 12/11/2018 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
L33T Gamer by Average Senator reviews
When things begin to go right for someone with extraordinary powers, sometimes, the trend continues. Eventually Becomes a Gamer Fic. New Spin Hopefully.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,682 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/9/2020 - Published: 2/15/2018 - Leet
Second Chance - Discontinued by Redery reviews
Luffy fails to protect his nakama from the combined might of the Yonkos and the World Government, but luckily he's been given a second chance to go back and correct his past. Follow Luffy as he relives his adventures, protects his friends and deals with the consequences of changing the future. Warnings: OP Luffy Smart Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,161 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 1/7/2020 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Luffy, unknown 1
The Results by crazy hamster of doom reviews
What would have happened if Harry reacted to being raised abusively by being violent himself? What would happen if he met and defended a bushy, brown haired girl? Both influencing the worst in each other, what would be the outcome? H/Hr R&R Under rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,844 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 1/3/2020 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Juvenile by The Straight Elf reviews
How would the Dovahkiin's journey play out if he were only a teenager? A series of one-shots exploring Staid's, a fourteen year old Imperial with a talent for sneaking around and magic, adventures throughout Skyrim as he is dragged into numerous conflicts.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,732 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
Knowledge Comes At A Price by slayst reviews
Lily Potter never actually saved her son's life. No, Hermaeus Mora did it for her, at a price. The witch ended up in Apocrypha and Harry became a new dimensional anchor for the Daedric Prince of Forbidden Knowledge now standing on his shoulder. Poor, poor Wizardry World.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermaeus Mora
Any Means Necessary by EiriFllyn reviews
A selfish and ruthless mundane from Earth gets an experimental Kaleidostick whose only feature is to travel the multiverse. Random travel goes to Worm and gets trapped (for a while). Uses metaknowledge to gain power at any cost. OC SI. Villainous and Manipulative. Eventual Multicross/Multiverse Travel.
Crossover - Worm & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 156,021 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 12/16/2019 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Panacea, OC - Complete
A Gaming Conception by Marshal Yenom reviews
When I went to sleep, I didn’t expect to be thrown into someone’s Worm CYOA. I recognized it as the third version, but I don’t remember making this one personally. But there is no time for that. If I hesitate I will age, if I retreat I will die.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,124 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 11/27/2019 - OC - Complete
Shiver me Timbers! by wolfd890 reviews
He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,101 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 4,527 - Follows: 6,325 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Harry P.
Let's Play a Game by ShadowArchon456 reviews
Gaia has finally noticed she has a bit of a Worm problem. She decides the best cure is Taylor Hebert. With the power of the Gamer, Taylor won't just be escalating in fights. She'll be escalating in all facets of her life. Brockton Bay and Earth Bet, I hope you're ready, because Taylor wants to play a game.
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,984 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 11/7/2019 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Gamer/더 게이머, Skitter
The Brightness Within by Telcontar Rulz reviews
The Wizard of Oz was supposed to be just a story. No one could fall into another world, could they? When Sibby Stanton finds herself in a strange new world full of medieval technology, magical rings and mythical creatures that defy the laws of physics, she's convinced she's fallen through a quantum tunnel, and there's one object that maybe, just maybe, could get her home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/3/2019 - Published: 1/22/2019 - Gandalf, Boromir, Sauron, OC
A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic (Reimagined) by RhysThornbery reviews
What if Sirius Black had been more cautious approaching Harry before 3rd year? How might Harry's life have changed for that one simple divergence in his path? A reimagining of A Witch, A Wizard And A Mechanic. Starts out fairly different but expect similarities. Rated T to start. Additional warnings in first author's note.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,361 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 10/22/2019 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Amelia B.
Goblin Queen by Biigoh reviews
Trapped in darkness, drowning beneath the sound of skittering things in the walls, Taylor connected with something infinitely greater. As a fyi, the SpaceBattles, Sufficient Velocity and Questionable Questing forums ("Goblin Queen") has non-canonical omake which are amusing... they've gone meta. Also, Goblin Queen has a TV Tropes entry/page. 17th arc is one... more something. :3
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 210,061 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 10/21/2019 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Skitter
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 7,640 - Follows: 9,486 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Power and Perfection - Siriusly! by Steve2 reviews
Released from prison. His godson missing. Voldie gone for good. Sirius sat on a chair thinking what he could do when a bat flew through a window. It was an omen! He could become Batma… no, wait, that was already done. He could become…
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,963 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/13/2019 - Published: 12/31/2018
The Will to Power by xcaliber234 reviews
With his destiny fulfilled, Darion Octavias, The Dragonborn, has spent his days roaming Skyrim. However something is awakening within him. Not a desire for riches or for fame, but for what the Dragons are meant to do. Dominate. But his hunger is great, and there is only one thing that will satisfy it. Following in the footsteps of Tiber Septim, and conquering all of Tamriel.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,331 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/1/2019 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Odahviing, Lydia
Hive Daughter by PlateGlassArmour reviews
"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 69 - Words: 174,019 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Skitter, Panacea, Dragon - Complete
Playing by the Rules by RobSt reviews
Sometimes playing by the rules is not just your best option, it can be your only option.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 9/1/2019 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 4,437 - Follows: 4,410 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
Monster by Ghoul King reviews
Not every problem can be solved by stabbing it repeatedly. In which Taylor has a different power, because she is a different person, and the consequences therein.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 229,153 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/14/2019 - Published: 10/21/2016 - Skitter, Cherish
The Whitest Man in Skyrim by Flux Casey reviews
Sheogorath finds the Dragonborn boring. So he decides to find a more amusing alternative. Hardcore Skyrim self-insert.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,936 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 3/22/2015
Harry Potter and the Fractured Apocalypse by Kevin3 reviews
Looking for something different? Something compelling, with a plot that isn't cookie-cutter and predictable? This is the epic for you. 1981 didn't go as it was fated, leaving the world of 1994 a crumbling, fractured apocalypse. Between runes that promise the end of the world and the possibility of magic dying entirely, Harry has a difficult path ahead of him. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,627 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/25/2019 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
Price of Blood by ack1308 reviews
We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 151,548 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 7/24/2019 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, E. Piggot - Complete
Veder Universe by Flutters Is Shy reviews
Greg wakes up with a rock imbedded in his body one day. Are there... Others?
Crossover - Worm & Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Greg, Dinah A., Sapphire, Peridot
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Reroll and Rebirth: by Mist of Rainbows reviews
Just about everyone at some point in their lives has wanted a second chance, in this Taylor Hebert A.K.A. Skitter gets to re-roll the dice.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,902 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/16/2019 - Published: 12/24/2017
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,434 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 7/2/2019 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Exponential Growth by X0ll0X reviews
Taylor makes new friends. Nobody is happy with the results. AU, Sliver!Taylor. Slivers are the only crossover element.
Crossover - Magic: The Gathering & Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,922 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 6/17/2019 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Complete
Fling a Light by MostlyVisibleLight reviews
In an entirely different Earth Bet, Taylor Hebert never doubts her decision to use her superpowers to revitalize Brockton Bay's dying shipping industry. She isn't the only one with big plans, though. As trouble brews, conspiracies reveal themselves, and the universe suddenly gets a whole lot bigger, Taylor finds herself dealing with a whole lot more than she bargained for. Dead.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 45,677 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 8/17/2015 - Skitter, Accord - Complete
Legends Don't Burn by TripleThreatTrio reviews
In Altmer society blood is everything. And finding that the blood of dragons lurks in her veins is only the beginning for Kiir'Dun. On a journey of self-discovery, our young Altmer mage is forced to turn her back on everything she knows to survive and realizes that it isn't always blood that makes a family. Story-line follows beginning of the game, but diverges from there.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 224,266 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/31/2019 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC - Complete
The Darkness Pirates by tLoD reviews
A.U: Luffy eats the Yami Yami no Mi and meets some people early what effects will this have on his journey ? Extended crew, Harem, Different crew, Darker Luffy, Eventual lemons.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,069 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 4/18/2019 - Published: 1/21/2019 - Luffy, Nami, Robin, Boa Hancock
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 3,888 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
Forged in Blood and Bone by Vherstinae reviews
A campaign of hatred left her bent, but unbroken. When the world continues to be horrible to good people, however, the bent iron will snap back and strike at the aggressors. AU, Alt-Power Taylor.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,450 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 3/7/2019 - Published: 1/14/2016
KDA by Flutters Is Shy reviews
(Worm x LoL, Alt! Power) Taylor awakens with a power that is broken, incomplete. Can she manage to find the will to persist in such a hazardous city? Will the drive of KDA carry her onward?
Crossover - League of Legends & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/10/2019 - Akali, Evelynn, Ahri
Stepping On Worm by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Worm is a grimdark superhero universe where anything that can go wrong, will. It's nasty, and would require whole books to adequately describe how screwed up it is. But even appearing there with no powers, it is still possible to fix that mess. So, appear penniless and powerless in that environment.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,771 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 7/4/2015
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 2/6/2019 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Soul Synchronizing by jbird2352 reviews
Two Gohans from two different timelines will die in their timelines. Right after they die a mysterious man pulls them out of their timelines and fuses both of their souls to the soul of 3 year old Gohan. Follow along to see how things work out for their timeline and to find out who the mysterious man is. (I do not own Dragonball Z. I think that much is obvious)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,617 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 1/15/2019 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Gohan
The Simurgh's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 284,650 - Reviews: 4907 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Harry P., Skitter - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 4,032 - Follows: 4,482 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Fallout 3: Mutatis Mutandis by commandocucumber reviews
The final part of the Modus Operandi trilogy. Brutus and his mutants make their play for the capital wasteland in the last chapter of a war 116 years in the making.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
Skyrim: The Wolf Queen Awakened by Tusken1602 reviews
"We Summon Potema!" You guys got so much more than you ever bargained for... A non-Dragonborn SI/OC. Non-OP SI. "I am the Queen of Solitude, daughter of the Emperor! Summon the daedra! I'll trade the soul of every last subject of mine for a little comfort!" Check out the sequel - Skyrim: The Wolf Queen Reigns!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 125,660 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 10/27/2016 - Movarth Piquine, Serana, Harkon, OC - Complete
The Purge by Redbayly reviews
When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,413 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Harry P.
Spinning The Gacha by Rhydeble reviews
After seeking refuge in mobile video-games, and having Emma delete her save file, Taylor triggers with the ability to summon a random cape by literally burning a twenty dollar bill. Sadly, most of her summons are low-rank one-star Chubsters. Cover art by Squirelly Sama
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,652 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Skitter, Flechette, Rune
An Unfound Door by joe6991 reviews
War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,451 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P.
Collagen by T0PH4T reviews
The Shaper shard and Queen Administrator shard switch places. Things butterfly quickly.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 180,288 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 3/28/2018 - Complete
Six Pomegranate Seeds by Seselt reviews
At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path. *time travel*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,656 - Reviews: 2778 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Marcus F. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5478 - Favs: 15,651 - Follows: 14,319 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Delinquents by axleonex reviews
Two absurd characters enter Brockton Bay with a single mission: to turn the world upside down through the power of the internet. Dramedy for having lighthearted characters in a world full of rational characters. Fair warning: this story has a Kay and Peele/South Park styled humor, it may not be suited for those who dislike crude humor.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 98,713 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Complete
Into The Black by RhysThornbery reviews
An incredible discovery prompts Harry and Hermione to venture into the unknown. Hoping to discover new worlds and bring home a certain lost Godfather. However they get a lot more than they bargained for when they step into this brave new world. A Galactic scale war, aliens and betrayal lie beyond. Tentatively rate T, may be raised to M if necessary. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,304 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 5,578 - Updated: 9/3/2018 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Aayla S., Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6366 - Favs: 13,704 - Follows: 16,258 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Lodestar by ShayneT reviews
Taylor Hebert is the grandchild of Magneto, a villain from another world. She has inherited his powers. Is the world prepared for a mistress of magnetism?
Crossover - X-Men & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 181,803 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 8/21/2018 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,517 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Mending the Spirit by Arthur Hansen reviews
The long procrastinated rewrite of Panacea of the Soul, where Taylor Hebert gets an intervention from a healer that ends up changing her life dramatically. Hopefully more plausible and more 'in character'.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,110 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 12/12/2017 - [Panacea, Skitter] Victoria D./Glory Girl, Danny H.
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 12202 - Favs: 13,599 - Follows: 12,023 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Rein by Seikah reviews
Taylor triggers with the ability to summon Servant Taylors from later in her canon timeline. They get along great. Peggy Sue premise, altpower so much the altpower has altpowers.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,508 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Skitter
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6783 - Favs: 7,022 - Follows: 7,869 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7578 - Favs: 11,072 - Follows: 13,022 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Ride the Lightning (WormDC Crossover) by The Coffee Guru reviews
Alt Power Taylor has a power from DC Comics. Butterflies ensue.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,709 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 5/1/2016
Algeny by shallowords reviews
A chain of events sets Amy Dallon on a different path as she tries to get a handle on her life. But with terrible risks come incredible rewards, and Panacea will not be denied her answers. OP Amy
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,487 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/19/2018 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Skitter, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
Ring-A-Ding-Ding by Rainfox88 reviews
Chloe's first delivery as a courier in the Mojave Wasteland gets her a bullet to the head, and a battle for answers. She seeks out the man who shot her, only to get caught up in something much bigger than she ever expected. F-CourierxBenny, CassxBoone (Rewrite/revision complete! New chapters incoming!)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,580 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 11/7/2010 - [Courier, Benny]
Magical Girl Lyrical Taylor by P.H. Wise reviews
Worm! Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha! A crossover! Caught in the path of one of Uber and Leet's stunts, Taylor activates a certain intelligent device inherited from her mother and awakens as a mage. The consequences of this awakening are going to derail a great many plans, both on Earth Bet and in Dimensional Space...
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 94 - Words: 316,824 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Yuuno S., Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl
The Unforeseen Variable by FractiousDay reviews
Rewrite is up: As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death. (deadfic)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 185,956 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 2,718 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Sniper by Tarkus the Jaguar reviews
Who needs to be a hero? Taylor gets a sniper rifle and delusions of grandeur.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,899 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Skitter
Off the Rails by Arthur Hansen reviews
Alternate powers: Check. Power levels: Fail (Over 9,000!) Protagonist: Checksum error. Okay, something's broken here.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,959 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 2/25/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale, OC - Complete
Reign of the King by Original Slacker reviews
Future!Luffy Time Travel Story! Sent back during the last moments of Earth, Luffy must once again begin his journey to become the Pirate King. Armed with the knowledge of Haki and a grudge against the Marines. Can anybody stop the Future Pirate King? Inconsistent Updates
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,025 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Luffy, unknown 1
Will-Powered by EXNativo reviews
Dying isn't all that fun. Coming back to life in a foreign universe to enact a plan for an overworked agent of death is even less so. Follow along as Lucas DeMitri Cask stumbles his way through the adventure of a lifetime, with only a single finger of Armament Haki and a Devil Fruit he refuses to eat for protection. [Self-Insert] [Crack]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 140,688 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 12/18/2016 - unknown 1, OC
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 9,578 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Outsider Chronicles: Resonance of the Shards by Dis Lexic reviews
A sound Soul dwells within a sound mind and a sound body. Considering that, who in the hell thought giving a character from Earth Bet the powers of a Weapon was a good idea? Especially when said Weapon is a bullied girl who wants nothing more than to be a Hero. Looks like I'm going to have my work cut out for me...
Crossover - Soul Eater & Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,338 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 3/4/2018 - [OC, Skitter]
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 3,780 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
World Building (WormMLP Alt power) by Stravick Ovmahn reviews
A Worm Alt!Power where Taylor is an Alicorn filly! Taylor's talent? Escalation obviously. What does she do? Burn the wormverse to the ground with the power of friendship. Fun. Going to do some cool things with this, including giving Panacea an actual good character arc.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 66 - Words: 160,628 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 8/20/2017
Skittering thief by ShayneT reviews
Granted powers from another world, Taylor Hebert must deal with a Cape world that is out to kill her when they discover that she can permanently steal powers.
Crossover - Heroes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 237,015 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Complete
Magic and Mayhem by Aetheron reviews
A story about Tom Riddle's diary eating an [SI] of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,170 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 1/13/2016
Unrefined Metal by Arthur Hansen reviews
A self insert that doesn't know of the setting he's fallen into, lost and at a loss. Someone that doesn't even understand the power and shackles forced upon him. A butterfly hurricane dropped into Brockton Bay before a certain girl planned to go out as a hero. (Sorry about that first upload, not the best copy-paste effort from my Ao3 account)
Crossover - Misc. Games & Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,696 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale, Danny H., OC
Dead Man Walking by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry's lived a long life. A good life. He's ready to go, but like all bureaucracies, Death's a little behind on their paperwork. He'll be fine in a temporary storage track, right? AU Epilogue-compliant WARNINGS: ineffective suicide(s), light gore, swearing, off-kilter humor, sort of dark!Harry, sort of time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,952 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
Hunting Wyverian by X0ll0X reviews
Taylor Hebert didn't really leave the locker a changed woman as much as she kicked her way out after killing an overgrown spider with too few legs. Now she can turn ex-living beings into PR-unfriendly weaponry and armor while monster mysteriously appear around her (they don't survive) and struggling with not having a secret identity. Also kleptomaniac cats.
Crossover - Monster Hunter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 109,413 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 6/21/2016
Rise Of Titan by ZFighter18 reviews
Giving superpowers to a teenage boy is like giving an automatic rifle to a toddler. It usually never ends well for anyone involved. (Worm AU/OC, Greg Veder)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,175 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Skitter, OC, Greg
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 10,329 - Follows: 11,269 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
A Matter of Mutation by Kiera27 reviews
Harry always knew that he was different, a freak, but one day everything he knows changes when he makes the man go away. Most likely Slash. Powerful but socially inept Harry. Not a childhood fic. Rating just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,734 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 3,747 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P.
Deal with a Devil by Silently Watches reviews
She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 179,494 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Lash - Complete
Falling Iron by Arthur Hansen reviews
Tony Stark fell from the sky after defeating Loki's allies at the end of Avengers (the Movie). It's too bad he didn't get back to his Earth, but instead fell into a city named Brockton Bay to collide and change the fate of one girl. But she wants to be hero, not just normal, bullied Taylor Hebert.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,583 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
The Order by RhysThornbery reviews
Transfer From My FenrisWinter Account. The Dursleys had no desire to be raising the orphaned son of Petunia's 'Freak' sister and so passed on the responsibility. Of course when the Universe has a destiny planned for the little boy, things are never as simple as that. T to start. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,051 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Girl of Tomorrow by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
You'll believe Taylor can fly.
Crossover - Superman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,211 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Complete
A Traveler's Guide to the Multiverse: Earth-001 by MuaveineProse reviews
I remember Hermione once telling me that I had a 'saving people thing,' and now more than ever that's evident to me. Three days in this reality, a place I was supposed to only chart for Hermione's possible tourism venture, and I'm already making plans to fixing. But what can I do? With villains and monsters running rampant, and the world barely hanging on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 135,867 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 7/9/2017
Of Memory and Scar by Livrebel reviews
Being haunted by a teenage Dark Lord who was supposed to be gone is hardly pleasant. Then again, when said Dark Lord's continued existence depends on Harry's own, he becomes an ally Harry would be a fool to ignore. Even if he's controlling and a dramaqueen with a penchant for sadism. Futur TomHarry. Opportunistic!Harry M for gore and violence in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,498 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 12/16/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G.
The Stars Alone by Darth Marrs reviews
Sequel to Broken Chains. Every choice has a consequence. Every action has a price. Their financial empire lost, their allies turned against them for crimes they actually did commit, Harry, Hermione and Luna are exiled from Earth. The Goa'uld have no idea what is about to hit them, because the stars alone know how far they will go.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,367 - Reviews: 3462 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 2,815 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
Second Attempt by JeckTheParadox reviews
Wealth, Fame, Power. Monkey D. Luffy had come so close acquiring it all. But along the way, he lost those people most precious to him. He found the answer to his problems in the form of a Devil Fruit User with the power to send things back in time. But his first surprise came about when he found himself staring into his own, younger, eyes. None of this would go as planned.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,125 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Luffy, unknown 1
TES 3-5: The account of an Argonian maid by Secret Sheik reviews
A former maid, once Nerevarine, Hortator and Arch-Magister of the Telvanni, gets shoved yet again into a prophecy she didn't necessarily want. Things had been fine enough until dragons came around, but she and Aryon had never really had that kind of luck anyway.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Aryon, OC
Through Heaven's light by Elia41 reviews
There is no magic on Earth Bet. But nothing says there is no magic anywhere else. Taylor discovers it as, trapped in the locker, her mind sends a desperate call - and is answered by the most unlikely being.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,080 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Skitter, Clockblocker, Panacea, Assault
New Game Plus by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 155,996 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 6,656 - Follows: 6,616 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 6/5/2014 - unknown 1
A Pointed Difference by Baron Zed reviews
A self-proclaimed Random Omnipotent Being stops Taylor from triggering the normal way in the locker. The ROB offers her a different set of powers in order to make a difference, causing her to turn into a pseudo-Case 53 in public. Unmasked from the start she joins New Wave. Alt-power!Taylor.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,406 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 11/11/2016 - Skitter
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 15,404 - Follows: 16,976 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4291 - Favs: 11,537 - Follows: 13,634 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3546 - Favs: 6,594 - Follows: 8,125 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Potions Cabinet by Kidan reviews
Apparently, behavior these days is to have a 'one-shots' story, so this is a dumping ground for one-offs and random scenes that I've written. And they're free to a good home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 144,197 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Tinkerer by wickwynn reviews
The Dursley family, who valued normalcy above all else, would of course never dream of keeping their orphan nephew in a cupboard, or of making a spectacle of him. That isn't to say they wanted to spend all of their time and money on him, however. From the salvage of broken toys and unwanted junk, left alone to his own devices, Harry built dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 195,755 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3879 - Favs: 6,623 - Follows: 4,292 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Possession by Confession68 reviews
The purest hearts, the whitest souls can all be touched with the taint of blackened darkness. Life will always cause pain, misery and suffering. It is inevitable. Those who would walk over the weak to save themselves deserve their lives to be ended. Those who would choose to save those, who don't deserve it, deserve the same fate, and this is what the black witch will prove to him.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,307 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Luffy, Nami
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,967 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 7/20/2011
Trope by PseudoSim reviews
With an index of 'powers' filed away in her mental rolodex Taylor Hebert does battle. On, and off, the streets of Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,927 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 6/20/2015
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,208 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 4,199 - Follows: 5,538 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Crisis of Taylor Hebert by TheDivineDemon reviews
A damaged Tinker device drags six alternate versions of Taylor Hebert to Skitter's reality and things could only escalate from there.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,039 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/30/2017 - Published: 6/6/2016
Charlie does the Foxtrot – A new take by Steve2 reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty of underage magic…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong! Now expanded! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,464 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 5,937 - Follows: 6,499 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Terrarian by Dawnk41 reviews
Greg Veder has powers... and a second life, one filled with violence. He finds himself faced with many choices, and hard decisions to make regarding his family, his friends, and his foes.
Crossover - Terraria & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,753 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 5/20/2016 - The Player, Greg
Purifying Brockton Bay by Neurax reviews
Instead of gaining the Queen Administrator shard, Taylor is bound to an entity called The Batter, a mysterious figure whose goal is to "purify" Brockton Bay. Rated M for future graphic scenes. The cover art is not mine, and belongs to its respective artist. Hiatus. Chapters are undergoing revisions.
Crossover - Worm & OFF - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,438 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/18/2017 - Published: 2/2/2017 - Bat Batteur, Skitter
Erasing The Future by Moxterminator reviews
Harry goes back in time to redo his Hogwarts years after losing the war, his family, and his wife, Ginny Potter to Voldemort. Alternate Universe. Years 1-4 but canon up to end of year 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 508,653 - Reviews: 2919 - Favs: 3,519 - Follows: 3,737 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 3/7/2006 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G.
Nightingale by Shadowghost5 reviews
In an alternate universe, Taylor Hebert triggers with the powerset of a Bard, and begins her quest to create a better Brockton Bay. Slight crossover elements with Dungeons and Dragons (5th edition), but no knowledge necessary.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,350 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Skitter, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Flechette
Harry Potter: Grey Wizard 1 The Beginning by ETMegabyte reviews
AU. How could our hero be different if he walked into the wizarding world with his eyes open? How would he deal with situations if he wasn't a wimp like he is in canon? NOT a superpower Harry Story. Harry discovers magic at a young age, and learns.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,018 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Harry P.
Legion by NeverTooOld reviews
Summary: Brockton Bay has an amazingly temperate climate. But sometimes, winter storms come through anyways. Because of this, Taylor was left in the locker for much longer, with far reaching consequences. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Worm belongs to Wildbow. We just get to play in this universe. It is fanfiction, thus is by definition AU. All changes are for my entertainment.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 289,207 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 7/30/2015 - [Skitter, Panacea]
Unstoppable Force by Saphrae reviews
What would you sacrifice to save the world? To kill an Endbringer? To save a friend? How do you know when the price is right?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 349,077 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Skitter, Clockblocker, Armsmaster, OC
Rise by WiseTomato reviews
A world of myth and might offers many dangers, of which rogue Heroes are only one. Oakvale burned, and Albion may follow if the manipulator from the Void has his way. Amidst the clash of nations a Hero shall rise, and his footsteps will echo through time.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 109,691 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5848 - Favs: 18,582 - Follows: 21,466 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Expiation by iarna reviews
Taylor can see the flaws all around her. So when her almost-aunt returns home, Taylor's gonna join her organization's new team made up of Circus and Tattletale. Now if Circus would just stop making Taylor blush maybe they could get on with saving the city from its Heroes!
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,170 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 12/10/2016 - [Circus, Skitter] Tattletale
Blood of the Moon by Faux Fox reviews
A/U-With his father missing, Gohan is rescued from his abusive mother by the last person he'd expect. They discover secrets of their blood and how to save their dying race. OOC to various degrees. Beware Chi-Chi fans (since few read ch 1 disclaimer on that)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,501 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Raditz
Seed by TheOtherAnt reviews
An alternate universe where the Endbringers attack in a few different places and order that leads to Taylor gaining Blasto's shard. Desperate to be a hero, Taylor does something clever but incredibly dangerous to give herself the power to save the city and chooses to become a Heroic Warlord to save the city from itself.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 246,268 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 8/15/2015
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3628 - Favs: 8,421 - Follows: 11,140 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Messenger by Stillwind11 reviews
Power Swap Fic! Taylor got Oni Lee's power (with slight modifications due to how it meshed with her), and Oni Lee got hers. (Again with slight modifications.) What will happen to the world with a Taylor who travels a different path? How will the end of the world be prevented now? AU, no romances planned. NaNoWriMo project.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,685 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Skitter, Über, Leet
The Chronicles of Monkey D Luffy: The East Blue Saga by Zuriahthedragonking reviews
What would happen if Luffy ate a hybrid devil-fruit and gave him gum-gum and water-water powers. What if Luffy was smarter, if even just by a little. It's time to find out as Luffy goes forth to become the King of all Pirates! NEW INSTALLMENT AVAILABLE!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,718 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Luffy, Nami] - Complete
The Next Lord of Kobol by jbern reviews
Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,608 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., M. Edmondson/Racetrack
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6180 - Favs: 17,477 - Follows: 13,666 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
(I'll condemn) the world for your sake by ayufish reviews
'Poisoning the ones who threaten your family is a perfectly acceptable response, no matter what others say.' 'Strategic withdrawal is not cowardice.' 'Anonymity is my best partner in crime.' Those were the lessons I tried—and failed—to teach them. Then again, those hotheads wouldn't be my darling brothers otherwise. Self-insert, no romance, gray!SI, parody.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,976 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, OC
Pureblood Traditions: by The Ferryman reviews
Or, how Hermione Granger usurped the role of the Boy-Who-Lived, circumvented the plans of Albus Dumbledore, instructed Lucius Malfoy in proper etiquette, undid the Greatest Dark Lord of Them All, and saved her parents, over a cup of tea and without setting off the Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 137 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Yet Again Still Even More Fragments! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Up to number six on the ADHD counter of random ideas. Enjoy!
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 75 - Words: 164,147 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Complete
When Fate Intervened by LordVishnu reviews
My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,893 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 6,352 - Follows: 4,512 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Tale of Supremacy by Archaon reviews
-Divergence- To defeat Cell, Gohan took a great risk. Now he must balance his twin nature while surviving trips to the otherworld, the collapsing Ice-jin empire, lots of Saiyan survivors and, of course, his own mother.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,242 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Gohan
Crime and Commitment by serpentguy reviews
Taylor had always had doubts about what she was doing, even after she had changed her mind on being a superhero. What might have happened if she had focused on all the good she could do if she approached law and order from the other direction? What might have happened if she had given being a supervillain her full commitment?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 187,018 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Tattletale, Bitch/Hellhound
Hammer Time by 6thfloormadness reviews
Taylor gets a more Brutish power while in the locker. It's not as straightforward a power as she would wish so testing is required.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,355 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Skitter, Assault - Complete
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
New Day, New Life by Alexandercctv reviews
Do you know the worst thing about knowing the Future? Finding out your information is wrong. (Alternate Universe, Self Insert) ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,680 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.
Draco Malfoy and the Practice of Rationality by taogaming reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong) Still reeling from Lucius' Death and Narcissa's rebirth, Draco struggles to find his place in a changing Hogwarts and learns a dark secret of his new room-mate: Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 194,982 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Corrosive Substance by 6thfloormadness reviews
One-shot. Taylor escapes from the locker in a violent manner.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Armsmaster, Battery - Complete
Railgun by becuzitswrong reviews
Instead of getting the power to control insects, Taylor receives a different power. A power seen before in A Certain Scientific Railgun.
Crossover - Worm & A Certain Scientific Railgun/とある科学の超電磁砲 - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,269 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 3,070 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Skitter
Company in Exile by SoundGeare reviews
The situation forced his hand, and now the wanderer isn't alone in the wastes.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 296,349 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar, OC - Complete
Dark Affliction by redchillismoke reviews
The menace of Alduin has ended & the Dovahkiin finds herself at an impasse. The Civil War has escalated, the Blades demands, & the peoples' pettiness have jaded her. She withdraws from Skyrim's people, but the tendrils of fate are not so kind & Skyrim needs the Dovahkiin.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 435,633 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Aela, Odahviing, Serana
A False Angel by 10moorem reviews
An adolescent megalomaniac is flung into the world of worm after being given powers he never should have been given. Demigods CYOA.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,347 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016 - OC
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 5,062 - Follows: 4,961 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Harry Potter Rants by tkepner reviews
Observations about the Harry Potter Universe and ; i.e., Marriage Contracts, Lordships, Copyright, the billionaire Harry, and so forth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,772 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016
A Twisted Strawhat by Gmann reviews
This story follows a Luffy that was severely abused at a young age and is mentally scared. The Strawhat Captain will be less forgiving to his enemies and won't take prisoners. Stronger crew members and new crew members alike will form the most fearsome band of pirates in history. Luffy isn't OP but he's pretty damn close. Stronger Luffy!/ Genius Luffy!/ Swordsman Luffy! LuffyxRobin
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,059 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Luffy, unknown 1
Changed Fate by Illuviar reviews
In 2008, after a decade long war against Tom Riddle and his armies of inferi, the dark lord is finally destroyed. A pair of veterans from a conflict the likes of which the world had not seen since the darkest days of WWII, receive a second chance. They find themselves in a world similar yet different, where Riddle is still seeking new body and a tournament begins in Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,768 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Hermione G., Blaise Z.]
A Propensity For Wrath by becuzitswrong reviews
Summary: Taylor triggers with a different power. With the ability to see the auras of those around her, as well as to imbue items with her own emotions, Taylor's life takes a different direction.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 140,140 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 8/15/2015
The Kyle Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,729 - Reviews: 3450 - Favs: 6,511 - Follows: 5,307 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 6,820 - Follows: 6,460 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11721 - Favs: 18,423 - Follows: 12,790 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
18 Karat Run: A Courier's Tale by JRisner reviews
This is the tale of Six - a courier in the Mojave Wasteland - & his struggles along a road paved with good intentions. Suffering from amnesia & haunted by demons of his past, he finds help in the most unlikely of places: A country girl; an ex-military man; a cheerful scribe; & a wise old ghoul. Every road has its end. But, as it turns out, it's the journey that counts. Walk a mile.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,657 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Courier, Cass, C. Boone, Joshua Graham
Kaleidoscope of Magic by karldin reviews
Pain and misery, the two constants in Harry Potter's life awaken in him something that has not been seen for several centuries. Will it mean the salvation of the magical world, or will it be its dissolution to nothingness? Concepts from Naruto, and Crossover with Dresden Files later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 298,424 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 3,022 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P.
Being Taylor is a Thing by uo-chou reviews
A Worm CYOA Story. When you make the wrong choice of disadvantages then you have to find a way to live with your poor decisions while trying to make the best of things. Having to live as a teenage girl when you're used to being an adult man sucks. Being Taylor really is suffering.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,442 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016
East Blue's Beasts by Team Dragon Star reviews
Luffy never bothered to think about what would happen in East Blue once he reached the Grand Line. He should have.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Don Krieg, Kuro
The Dark Merchant Prince by The Poarter reviews
"You should have expected this after what you put Luffy through. You should have been more responsible!" "I only wanted to make him strong." "You succeeded. Now we're reaping the "benefits" of your irresponsibility. What were you thinking putting him with Dadan and Ace? Children are not coloring books Garp. You don't just get to fill him with your favorite colors!"
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,737 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Luffy, Ace
The Shadow of the Wizarding World by jamnaz79 reviews
At the end of 2nd year Dobby was not fast enough to stop Lucius Malfoy from unleashing the Killing Curse at Harry. The result is the soul of the Dark Lord within the boy has been destroyed releasing bits and pieces of the knowledge and power of the Dark Lord to the boy. Harry's life from 2nd year onwards and how he will cope. Grey Harry, No Slash, Multi pairings, Weasley bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 137,006 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 3,993 - Follows: 4,884 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Harry P.
How Everything Went Wrong(Worm CYOASI) by Masterlink63 reviews
An SI is dumped into the usual setting of Worm. However, things don't always go well...
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Reforged by SleeperAwakens reviews
Harry's encounter with Voldemort in the end of the first book didn't end like we thought. Riddle didn't pass an opportunity to screw with the boy's brain. In the end, that small difference ended up changing Harry into someone who would become so much more than merely "Dark Lord's equal"...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 137,337 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Bug in the Game by Harper Potts reviews
The tale of Taylor Hebert, but not as you know her from Worm. This Taylor made different choices as to what kind of hero she wanted to be, and the story changed. Then she discovered James Barron trapped in her locker, and the story changed again. Companion Story to Co-Op Mode. Worm AU Gamer pseudo-SI.
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 183,083 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Gamer/더 게이머, Skitter
Gospel by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
Taylor Hebert is cursed, burdened with the knowledge of another world filled with horrors unknown. But she has also been given the key to the gods themselves.
Crossover - Evangelion & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 471 - Published: 3/7/2016
Harry Potter & The New Life by Freckleforce01 reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into a world that is not his own, where his parents are alive, and Neville is the chosen one. Only Harry has the power to change the course of events that have claimed all those he loved. But Harry must now fight the demons of his past and his new future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,377 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P.
PomPoko by uo-chou reviews
When plans go too right, sometimes things get more complicated than you ever thought they could be. Being a hero with ultimate cosmic powers doesn't always mean you get to bash in skulls and put criminals in jail. Worm CYOA v3 fic.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,746 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 7/5/2015
A Different Take by pervertmonster reviews
After being subjected to a nightmarish experience, Luffy has set off on his adventure to become the Pirate King! This is a fanfic set in an altered One Piece world! Devil Fruits are slightly changed, events that didn't take place in Canon occur, and Luffy is more bloodthirsty! Super!Luffy, Super!Robin and LuRo in later chapters.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 324,114 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Luffy, Robin]
Natural Trickster by Stillwind11 reviews
As Artemis trys to save the light side, he will be drawn to the dark. Will he survive with his newfound morals intact? The pull of dark magic is strong, and only Artemis knows where his true loyaltys lie... Nonslash, Harry Potter crossover, set after The Goblet of Fire, and after The Opal Deception.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,862 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Artemis F.
Normalcy Undone by Era-Age reviews
The life of potions and ingredients at the University was a world away from the harsh terrain of Skyrim. With fate ushered in by a prophecy as ancient as the Elder Scrolls, a hero must answer his calling. But when a rebellion, betrayal, and Civil War disrupt Skyrim, such prophecies are better handled with company- even if this unlikely bunch has no idea what they are in for.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 257,977 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC]
Fallout: The Wanderer by DylanHarley reviews
The story of that crazy kid from Vault 101 in the Capital Wasteland.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 116,304 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
Cape For Hire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Skitter
Maybe, You'll Think of Me: A Journal of the Post-Apocalypse by PsyckoSama reviews
Unceremoniously dumped into a word not his, our intrepid hero must brave the blasted radioactive wastes of post-nuclear america, in the hopes of not dying horribly and maybe, just maybe, finding so happiness while he's there. Interactive Journal SI
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 77,474 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 11/6/2012
Hermione Granger and the Prince of Serpents by CreatorZorah reviews
At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,245 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 3,489 - Follows: 3,591 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Becca Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 4,840 - Follows: 6,383 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 7,276 - Follows: 5,620 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Epiphany by The Forgotten Phoenix reviews
Some expected Gohan to become a warrior. Few expected Piccolo to make a friend. And nobody expected Tien to slide back to the dark side so that his friends could have a chance at life. But when only a year is between you and your demise, even the greatest of changes seem possible. But are they worth it?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,203 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Goku, Gohan, Tien, Piccolo
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 3,454 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, unknown 1
Speak With the Dead by Leikiz reviews
Dead men tell no tales. Dead capes never shut up. Taylor dies in the locker and finds herself trapped as a ghost- unseen, unheard, intangible, -alone.- It's only when she realizes her true power- the ability to summon the spirits of dead capes, that she sees a way out. With Allfather, undead Nazi supervillain at her side, can Taylor find a way to live? [Discontinued]
Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,946 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 3,944 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Fallout 3: The Wayward Soldier by Fire Kunai reviews
Alex's father was her whole world. She couldn't imagine her life without him - silly beard and all. When he suddenly disappears from the Vault, she sets out to find him only to become tangled up in his past. *Fallout 3 retelling with some tweaks and changes and some unhealthy Burke/FLW* *Under COMPLETE Reconstruction*
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,431 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Lone Wanderer, Mr. Burke] James, Colonel Autumn
Legacy of the Lone Wanderer by 364th Legion reviews
I thought I knew what I wanted when I escaped Vault 101. I wanted to find my dad, and I still do. But now, that purpose has expanded to helping the innocent Wasteland inhabitants. The only way that can happen, is if I become something more. I must become someone that my enemies fear. I go by several alias'. The kid from Vault 101, Ghost, & the Lone Wanderer. This is my Legacy.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,591 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Lone Wanderer, Charon, Dogmeat
Dragonball:Vertigo by FoolsGil reviews
Chapter 2-A storm is coming. Updates as often as possible.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Goku, Krillin, Tien, Piccolo
Following the Phoenix by hezzel reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,387 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Two to the Head: A Courier Six Novel by SurprisinglyOdd reviews
"Two to the head, but one gets up." Damn right. Even a bullet in the head can't keep this courier down. The lights of New Vegas glow on the horizon and one man holds the chip that can change the world. All she has to do is get it back. But business is never easy in the Mojave, and Brianna O'Reilly is part of something a hell of a lot bigger than a Platinum Chip. War never changes.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 69 - Words: 223,157 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Courier, Mr. House, Veronica S., Sunny Smiles - Complete
Restraint is overrated by emanucode reviews
A worm SI reincarnation story using the worm choose your adventure prompt for powers. Updates sporadically.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 3,657 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
The Arm of God (A Worm SI) by Cthulujr reviews
This is a story based on the Worm CYOA. It aims to answer the question of how to protect the world from itself, let alone the extra-dimensional creatures that would see it destroyed.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,415 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Riding Acromantulas and Understanding Magical Biology by MinuSeveN reviews
Taylor Granger and Amy Potter meet for the first time in Platform Nine and Three-Quarters. Except not. "Does the name Panacea mean anything to you?" "Does Skitter to you?" - a.k.a. Taylor and Amy in Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Skitter, Panacea
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7402 - Favs: 15,032 - Follows: 16,660 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
The Chronicles of Ra'jirra: The Wasteland Affair by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Arch-mage Ra'jirra defeated Mannimarco twelve years ago, and kept his guild and family safe through the Oblivion Crisis. Earnest Haines has fled the only home he knows in search of answers. These two men are on a collision course.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 110,781 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Stark Transcendent by Morta's Priest reviews
There are many paths open to Tony Stark, billionaire arms merchant. In some worlds, he is destitute. In others, he is a knight in shining armor. And in a precious few, he just might transcend expectations altogether. The future is an unwritten page - who knows where it may lead? (Archive of the Spacebattles Quest.)
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,181 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 5/21/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Half-Remembered Dream by SpiderLedgic reviews
The next generation has arrived! Master Roshi, the aging Turtle Hermit, felt as though he could finally step down. However, with the re-emergence of an old enemy, and another chance to keep on fighting, Roshi must now rethink that decision...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Master Roshi
The Wasteland Warrior: Genesis by Raven Darthvana reviews
The Overseer was right to fear her. She was always different. Now the wasteland would learn just how different she is. Though Sally is young and inexperienced, and has hard lessons to learn, she will change her world one person at a time.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Lone Wanderer, OC] Fawkes, Charon - Complete
Lyons of Nirn by Toasterman reviews
Slung halfway across the galaxy by a malfunctioning matter transmitter, Sentinel Sarah Lyons and ten-year-old Arthur Maxson struggle to navigate the strange and hostile environs of a planet undreamt of, with nothing more than their wits and a suit of T-51b powered armor to survive the wilderness of Nirn.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,930 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Sarah Lyons, Mirabelle Ervine, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Savos Aren
Aftermath by ack1308 reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. But the story does not end there ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,940 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Greg, Emma B. - Complete
A Crack Slash Epilogue by alexanderwales reviews
Six years after the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Hogwarts is a changed place, and a long-ago prophecy has reared its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Complete
Slash and Burn by AllRoadsLeadTo reviews
A madman decides to play the Worm Choose Your Own Adventure, and wakes up reincarnated as not just anyone, but one of the most notorious parahumans of all, Jack Slash, leader of the Slaughterhouse Nine.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Jack Slash, Skitter, Bonesaw
Taking Chances by NightElf13 reviews
What would happen if Jaina had spared Arthas in Icecrown Citadel? Jaina risks everything to discover the truth about the man behind the Lich King. *Story features Arthas, Jaina, and Varian Wrynn.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,421 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Jaina Proudmoore, Arthas Menethil
To Watch The World Burn by Lelouch4705 reviews
Born as squibs, treated as slaves. Two former Potters are back and prepared to either erase or control everything with power long forgotten. The world doesn't matter,the only thing they need is each other. AU! Sharingan!Harry, Dark!Harry, Primarily Harry/OC, Harry/Slaves! Minor to Major character bashing.M rating for Incest, Violence and future lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., OC]
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 5,266 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Strolling across the sky by Swordslinger95 reviews
With the World Eater slain, and the Civil War back in full swing, the Dragonborn shall walk the endless path to amass the greatest collection of iron daggers Nirn has ever known. Join Dragonborn Amalia Farseer and her ever loyal (and beleaguered) follower, Lydia the Housecarl. The two of them shall brave Skyrim's many perils, from scary bears to guards with knee problems.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,811 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
The Legend of the Wandering Pair from Vault 101 by Nave the DM reviews
Lloyd Freeman is joined by Amata Almodovar as they leave the safety of the halls of Vault 101 in search of his missing father, stepping into the broken world above. Along their grim path, they encounter harsh adversity and new enemies every step of the way, forge new alliances and meet new friends, and through their actions, they come to change the Capital Wasteland forever.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 421,689 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar - Complete
Message in a Bottle by Angry Hermione reviews
A life of regret and an endless, devastating war causes Harry to do the unthinkable... meddle with time. Can he rewrite the past or will his efforts be in vain? - AU - HHr - *Warning, abuse alert!* - updates Indefinitely postponed -Gomen-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,162 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4375 - Favs: 9,425 - Follows: 7,062 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Piccolo's Choice by saucemonkey reviews
Death and destruction is promised in this grim retelling of Dragon Ball Z. King Piccolo's vile soul has corrupted his son, and with singular purpose Piccolo grows more and more bitter after each passing day. How will things change with evil gripping Piccolo's heart?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 268,419 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Goku, Gohan, Piccolo
I, Scion by ack1308 reviews
This is a silly crack fic that I decided to write up. It's technically the sequel to I, Panacea, which is in turn the sequel to Security!. In it, Mike Allen shows up in Scion's head. Hijinks ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Alexandria, Eidolon, E. Piggot, Scion - Complete
On Black Wings: Heroes' Rise by Celtsarr Vicciniac reviews
Ysvor Shadow-Blade, a well known Nord Mercenary, is approached by the Empire to help them capture Ulfric Stormcloak. Ysvor thinks it'll be a simple job but the sudden appearance of an Orc from the Oblivion Crisis sets forth a series of unbelievable adventures. The first of which involves dragons trying to enslave the mortal races. Ysvor must embrace his destiny to save the world.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35815 - Favs: 27,411 - Follows: 20,102 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Nobody told Me the rules by Zaxaramas reviews
An avid Harry Potter fan gets dropped into the wizarding world. Metamorphing, AU goodness. Skewed ages
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 149,146 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, OC - Complete
Thomas Calvert by sliced2 reviews
Coil isn't a paranoid Bond villain!
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 2/26/2015
Mist's Adventure in Worm by Mist of Rainbows reviews
A self insert based on an overpowered Worm (Superheroes) challenge.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,796 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 9,405 - Follows: 4,388 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Jarl of Blackreach by KyliaQuilor reviews
[Abandoned] Harkon and Alduin are dead yet the civil war rages on. The Dragonborn Kisyra decides to turn her energy to an old passion: uncovering the mysteries of the Dwemer. But she soon learns that one can never escape politics. The expedition becomes a settlement, and armies march onwards across Skyrim. The reluctant Kisyra must take on a new role, as the Jarl of Blackreach.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,643 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana
Gravesong: Requiem by CareOtters reviews
In order to become the Master of Death, Harry Potter must first master the dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,568 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Memoirs of a Human Flashlight by Golden Lark reviews
Taylor paid a bit more attention to her bullies, noticed a few key details, and then reached out for help in an unlikely direction. The reward for her troubles? After the Locker Incident she was Chosen by the Unconquered Sun and welcomed into the Brockton Bay Wards. Excellence 2.3 up as of 10-1-2014
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,111 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 9/2/2013
That One Time Harry Saved Everyone by Shadow Rebirth reviews
While working as an Auror Harry falls through an Eluvian and accidentally gets involved with the fate of Thedas. It would be just like old times, only instead of having Ron and Hermione as sidekicks he has Neville (who is not putting up with this shit) and Marcus Flint (who is technically under arrest). Harry is quite sure everything will turn out just fine.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Harry P., Neville L., Marcus F.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4700 - Favs: 12,677 - Follows: 12,704 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,996 - Reviews: 3112 - Favs: 7,105 - Follows: 5,353 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 3,494 - Follows: 4,553 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fallout New Vegas by Sdhfs reviews
The story of New Vegas with the Courier at it's core, dealing with brutal Caesar's, bloodthirsty savants, blowhard generals & stave shocked soldiers, mercurial autocrats, flimsy followers, old world blues leading to new world pains, strange love, old hearts, humanism against humanity, the fight for a group with some wronghearted mercenary who might just hold all the cards after all
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,338 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Vulpes Inculta, Arcade G., Mr. House, Ulysses
Gohan: The Fallen Hero by Dark Domination reviews
Discontinued. Being rewritten via Fallen Hero with major and minor changes to plot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Gohan - Complete
Skyrim: Origins of the Voice by Aaron Ledgers reviews
Every Nord knows of the Dragonborn; what they DON'T know is that Tamriel has multiple planes of existence. Every time a Dovahkiin succeeds in vanquishing Alduin, he is reborn into a parallel universe where a new Dragonborn awaits. It is an endless cycle in which many men have died for naught... but this time, the Dragonborn is a mute little girl with a very different tale to tell.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,664 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Aela
How Troublesome by nFooo reviews
He might love Earth and protect it, that doesn't mean he'll let weaklings push him around. After all, he is the strongest being in the universe. Of course, this doesn't stop his mother from sending him to high school against his wishes. Watch out Orange High students, crossing an irritated Gohan is not in your best interest!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Gohan, Videl
Replacing Hermy by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry and Hermione don't tell Ron about Grawp straight away, so he decides to find out what their new secret is by himself... Ron-bashing crack. Literally so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Ron W., Grawp - Complete
White Lily by Aaron Ledgers reviews
For those struggling to survive in the wastes after the War, the idea of civilization returning to normal had been thought of as an impossibility. Unbeknownst to any, however, the frightened girl who just left Vault 101 held the key to unlocking every original genetic code within her DNA. Lily was the last ray of hope that James had given the world: Raven was the ray he'd stolen.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2014
Becoming the Legend by levelxtremedude reviews
Jor-El miscalculates Krypton's destruction and sends baby Kal-El to earth early. 10 years go by and Jor-El and Lara has a second son, now he must wear the mantle of the house of El to face the rising power of the Soviet Union and stop a new war from arising. (Based on the Red Son Comic)
Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,607 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014
Silencio by DeviantD reviews
A worm AU - Taylor Hebert lost more than just some dignity when she was shoved in the locker. Infections hospitalised her and destroyed her vocal chords. In desperate need for people to pay attention, her powers developed rather differently. Mostly only T, but erring on the side of caution due to language and such.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,855 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Skitter, Panacea
All sorts by broomstick flyer reviews
Bits and pieces that we either never developed, cut from stories, or simply gave up on. Ideas we lost interest. some similar pieces, parts we have decided to post. If you want to borrow any of them to use then do so with our blessings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,155 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Daughter Of A Hero by WhisperedPromises.x reviews
Son Goku is a hero, known universally for his great power and compassion. Now, join his daughter as she tries to find her place in the world of aliens and Dragon Balls. Join Son Gonyhe as she finds out what its like to be the daughter of a hero.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 73 - Words: 418,324 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Goku, Gohan
The Cupboard Series 1: The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1 reviews
A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fangs Of The Forgotten World by fallen-wolfborn reviews
The Dovahkiin awakes to a very different world. The Elves are oppressed, the Beastfolk have fled and the Divines and Daedra are forgotten by the world. Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember him. Discontinued, rewrite now up under title Wicked Man.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,463 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Amell - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 8,998 - Follows: 10,560 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Ritually Yours by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter rescued Hermione Granger from the troll, he didn't expect it to complete a ritual that would give him a real family. Hermione Granger, on the other hand, was doomed to loudly regret that rescue laboring under much pain the next July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,547 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6504 - Favs: 13,055 - Follows: 8,713 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Proximity by 75th reviews
Recursive fic / altfic of Chapter 85 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. The opposite of "Innocence" by linkhyrule5. The narrative version of a Reddit post where I theorize about the most likely outcome of Harry attacking Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Man of Steel - a slightly alternative approach to the movie by adkal reviews
Using 2013's 'Man of Steel' as the basic template, here's a slightly different approach. It's not as 'non-linear' as the movie (in the first installment) but please do let me know what you think (I know some will view it as a pointless exercise ;) ) Note: a lot of the movie's existing scenes are not changed and take place in and around these alternate scenes.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,586 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Look! Up In The Sky! by Belcris reviews
On a world facing inevitable death, a group of heroes makes the ultimate sacrifice to save the life of a child. That sacrifice triggers a change in the multiverse that no one could have ever expected and now Harry Potter will become the hero the world needs. With his friends at his side, Justice will prevail! Harry/Kara. AU. Based on the DC Crisis on Infinite Earths series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl]
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,999 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 1,596 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
One Misfired Spell Later by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. / Story ends at the end of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 3,916 - Follows: 3,875 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28730 - Favs: 27,165 - Follows: 17,102 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
To Be A Queen by adrian11 reviews
Taylor is a victim. She keeps her head down and takes people's sh!t. Until she triggered with the biggest ego of all: that of Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes. At least she has his bullsh!t powers to back it up.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 5,463 - Follows: 6,345 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fallout 3: Project Impurity by holyflyinfish reviews
James had a dream to purify the world with clean water, most called him selfless, but his charitable acts isolated his son; Lyle, who took selflessness as abandonment. Lyle uses his hatred and anger to remodel the capital wasteland in a bad way.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,413 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/3/2010
Dragonball Z: A Big J Parody by Big J Bonk reviews
Simply what the title says. A parody of the original DBZ. T-Plus for language and violence. Currently Namek saga. All chapters revised. Never to be finished.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,191 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Gohan, Bulma, Krillin, Vegeta - Complete
Alternate HPMoR: Asking for Help by qbsmd reviews
Story occurs in universe of 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality', diverging @ch89, contains spoilers, and is unlikely to make sense without having read the same. I would expect this to be the first (deeply ingrained) response of anyone who grew up in a first-world country. It's so annoying to be in the position of yelling at a character to do something obvious...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/17/2014
Continuing HPMoR: Reductionism for the Win by qbsmd reviews
This story occurs in the universe of 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality', written after reading Ch. 101. It contains spoilers for that story through that chapter, and is unlikely to make much sense without having read through at least Ch. 89 or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Complete
SuperWeapon X by SuperCharles reviews
What if... DC - Marvel Mashup. A certain alien crash lands in Canada, and is saved not by a kindly couple but an advanced Weapons research facility... Includes characters & stuff from TV Smallville /Movies. PG13
Crossover - X-Men & Superman - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,176 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 12/22/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Is This the Real Life (is this just fantasy) by hp1piececraziness reviews
In which there is a quest to reclaim a mountain, an angry dragon, many people who were NOT expecting this, and snarky narrators who should really shut up and eat the popcorn by now. A.K.A. prepare for everything you love to explosively turn into rainbows. Not the happy kind; the crazy, trippy kind.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2014
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 4,057 - Follows: 5,054 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Frostblood by Poicephalus reviews
"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 189,819 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jaina Proudmoore, The Scourge - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 9,442 - Follows: 2,664 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Power of Love by but i'm a zombie reviews
Taylor triggers with the ability to control any creature she loves.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 216 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Skitter
Forsworn Prince by thyvillain reviews
Before Ulfric conquered Markarth and drove out the Reachmen, the Daedric Prince Azura foretold a prophecy that will drastically change Skyrim. Years later, Ulfric Stormcloak is the High King, the vampires are on a quest to end the tyranny of the sun and the Dragonborn is thrust into a conflict between the Daedric Princes themselves. Slightly AU. Dragonborn/Serana.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,845 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana]
Copycat by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander creates his own character from a bunch of partial New Mutants' outfits, but what happens when the spell ends?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Xander H.
DBZ Broken Record by AnisoulJ93 reviews
Hercule was the last person to see the Z fighters in public. Now a certain organisation want to find the Z-fighters, and Hercule is their only lead. But the organizations motivations are less than pure. Will Videl and Gohan be able to protect Hercule? Au, Videl and Gohan are thirteen. Some credit to Danish-American for summary.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 138,443 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Gohan, Videl
Galactic War by DeathGoblin reviews
Sequel to 'Crossroads of Destiny', and picks up directly after the battle between Gohan and Cell. The Big Five have started a war to control the galaxy, and seem to be on the road to victory, while Cell remains unstopable. What will Juu do now?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,563 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Gohan, Cell, Android 18 - Complete
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Zonkers by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Unknown to the rest of the Wizarding world, Harry is taken from the ruins of Godric's Hollow and is trained to become the man he needs to become. Who knew Monopoly could do all that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,612 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P.
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
Strawhat Luffy with the heal heal fruit by ulfark reviews
Luffy, before setting out, eats not one but two devils fruits... and lived. He sets out earlier then planned, and with a different mindset. He found out early on that not everything is 'rainbows and sunshine' and happy endings don't come cheap, and that small fact changes his whole life. OCs introduced along with the canon crew. Rated M for violence.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,749 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Luffy
Revolution by Shadrac reviews
Harry makes a gruesome discovery that leads to realization that his whole life has been a lie. He comes up with a plan to fix everything and goes back to where it all began and meets his eleven yr old self at the Leaky Cauldron. Will bash almost everyone. Chapter 5 rewrite now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,325 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 3,637 - Follows: 5,128 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Girl by In A Mirror Darkly reviews
While working as part of a construction crew in Detroit, twenty-two year old John Connor meets a mysterious young girl. AU, basically what might have happened if Cameron hadn't joined the Connors in 1999. Rated for language and sex.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [John C., Cameron]
Triple Identity by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Gohan has been working at the CC since he was 15, but now at age 18 his mom forces him to go to high school. How will Gohan fit in while trying to keep his identity as halfalien, superhero AND scientist hidden? GohanxVidel highschool fic with some twists
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 312,941 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gohan, Videl
No Visitors by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki was, in fact, was allowed to have visitors at the start and Thor made sure to visit regularly. Odin quickly realized that perhaps that wasn't the best idea.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Enemy of My Enemy: Vanguard by King Steve reviews
Determined to free his mother from jail, John Connor forges an uneasy alliance with Catherine Weaver to release her and fight Skynet, but both are unaware that forces from the future are gathering. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, but who is enemy, and who is friend?
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 143,535 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [John C., Cameron] Sarah C., OC - Complete
Fractal by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
It's funny how the world works. There are too many things near and dear to us for a wand to be drawn at every occasion. Everyone has a story, and the lines and points come together to form a web of something too ephemeral to measure. Harry thinks that the strands are snapping a bit too quickly. A rewrite of The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope. Added to the DLP Library.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 4,246 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 6,183 - Follows: 3,880 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Viva New Vegas by Cressida Isolde reviews
Running a city is a lot harder than it seems, especially one like New Vegas. The Courier contends with assassination attempts, power grabs, and the past catching back up with her. Postgame. A story about love, loss, and living with your decisions. F!Courier/Boone. Third in 'If I Didn't Care' series. Completed.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 211,871 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Courier, C. Boone] Benny, Veronica S. - Complete
The Snow Queen by Darklooshkin reviews
Rose Potter disappeared at the age of six. In Hermione Granger's sixth year, the Goblet of Fire summons a girl trained to be the champion of a very different kind of game. They wanted a saviour. They got the Snow Queen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Harry P., President Snow’s grandaughter
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 7,108 - Follows: 7,516 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Self Control by Nature Kid reviews
Something monstrous is growing up inside him following his ascension during the Cell Games, a raw, animalistic power that he can barely hope to control. When a seer from another dimension predicts the end of the universe at Gohan's hands, steps must be taken to make sure that this can never come to pass, even if it means subverting the natural course of destiny.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 268,191 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Gohan
Bug on a Wire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,602 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
So You Think Your Friend Is Magical? by Silent Magi reviews
Sometimes all that needs to be done to shake up the world is a single piece of the written word. Rated M just in case. Crack-fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,502 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 4,158 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
The Better Man by Vadakin reviews
When President Luthor is driven mad by his own mortality, his legacy lies in tatters, his lifetime of plotting rendered pointless. With nothing left to lose, Lex turns his attentions to his greatest enemy, seeking to destroy him once and for all. These are the events surrounding that final confrontation and ultimate battle between Lex Luthor and Superman.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,420 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, L. Luthor - Complete
Eye of the Snake by RosesAtNighttime reviews
Set in the 2nd book of Harry Potter (Chamber of Secrets). Artemis Fowl never told anyone about his magic. So what will happen when he is accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,399 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Artemis F.
Crush by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one shot BtVS/JLU crossover that I decided not to continue, but a decent one shot. An increasingly mislabeled one-shot Continued by popular demand.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Gateways: The Red Fate by xdreamernumbuhfour reviews
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing. Kim discovers this when she's torn away from all she knows and thrust into a world where danger and death is an every day occurance. Now she has to find away back to her family and there's only one way she can do that. Travel the Grandline in search of some answers.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,187 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - unknown 1 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5661 - Favs: 6,500 - Follows: 7,007 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,904 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Error of Soul by Materia-Blade reviews
OOtP Mid Year. Every now and then throughout wizarding history, a pair of individuals very close to one another find that their magic has grown attached. A bond is formed. A Soul Bond. And may hell burn the idiot who ever thought having one was a 'good' thing! A Soul Bond story done 'right.' No bashing. A Harry and Hermione love and war story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,309 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Absent Minded Altmer by Keolah reviews
Keolah, the high elf mage, apparently took a wrong turn in Cyrodiil and wandered into Skyrim somehow. She doesn't think she did anything deserving of execution. Maybe she accidentally ate somebody's sweetroll?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,563 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Ralof
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
Fowl among Serpents by Tormentas reviews
The worlds youngest criminal mastermind attending Hogwarts. Voldemort was nothing compared to Artemis Fowl!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Luna L., Artemis F.
Hermione and the Radiant Chaos by Defender Paladin reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Light of Honor. The year is 2,993 A.D. Why does an ancient woman sit alone in a crumbling castle?...One thousand years ago, Hermione lost him. But...They always said she wasn't one to give up. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,602 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Once again by TheVictor reviews
A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy's entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,197 - Reviews: 3312 - Favs: 5,624 - Follows: 5,223 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Luffy, unknown 1
Wanderer's Diary by Three Rejects reviews
Most know of the so-called messiah of the Capital Wasteland, the man known only as the Lone Wanderer. To the righteous, he is a saviour. To the evil, he is a nightmare made manifest. And to those who actually know what he's like as a person, he's a dangerous nutjob with some serious psychological issues.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,168 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 4,656 - Follows: 3,108 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Fairy Champions: Tale of Time by Zabyne reviews
The war is all but lost. Harry along with Hermione and Luna are the only real resistance left, but even they are forced to live in hiding. Hope however comes in the form of a request from the Fae Queen Lilith, giving the group the chance to turn the tides of the war before it even begins. Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" challenge. Grey Harry. Time-Travel. H/HG/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,910 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 3,339 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Legacy of Saltrian by CreatorZorah reviews
Hermione Granger didn't want to live in the world where everyone dear to her was dead. She travels back in time, but unfortunately ends up in a body not her own. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,714 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hunter's Moon by Christy T reviews
Alkyone, an Amazon jealous of Hippolyta's motherhood, steals baby Diana from Themyscira, fleeing to Man's World. She decides to raise Diana in a place no proud Amazon will think to look: the corrupted Gotham City. AU BMWW. The sequel, HUNTER'S NIGHT, is now posted.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 220,026 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Resilience by Mister Wonderful reviews
AU. Gohan lost everything to the Androids, but he awakens by chance in the body of his younger self. What will Gohan, hardened by his life in the desolate future, do with his second chance? He'll find out as another threat appears. G/V. Rating may change.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,226 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Gohan
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
The Gift of Greatness by Levi Matthews reviews
When the Lone Wanderer walked out of the Vault, he had no idea of the destiny before him. In a world ravaged by war and fire, Gabriel Matthews finds love, hardship, and discovers his gift of greatness. A Fallout 3 Epic. Male Lone Wanderer/Sarah Lyons. Image by Darcad (Deviantart) and used with permission.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,974 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
When a Demon Calls by gue22 reviews
A kidnapping, torture, seduction, throw in some secrets and lies: This is the foundation of their relationship. When it all unravels, what will they do?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,729 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Gohan, Videl
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 5,621 - Follows: 6,873 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
From Across the Galaxies by Lord Darth Master reviews
Just as the Sith move into position to overthrow the Galactic Republic, an old friend returns to known space and Darth Revan is sent sprawling across time and space. Post KOTOR I & During Mass Effect 2.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,538 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Revan, Shepard
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Curious Penseive Collection by SmallBurnyThing reviews
A collection of one-shots, interesting ideas and other things that have popped into my head related to the Harry Potter Universe. Current: In the Grim Darkness of the Triwizard Tournament, there is only...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,088 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
The Edge of Madness by Aryk von Straln reviews
The Eternal Champion. The Hero of Daggerfall. The Nerevarine. The Hero of Kvatch. The Divine Crusader. It has been centuries since their like have been seen in Tamriel and now, as a new evil approaches, there are none able to take up the title of 'Hero'. It will fall to a lonely figure from Tamriel's past to take up the mantle he discarded, to save a world he abandoned long ago.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,347 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sheogorath, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Hero of Kvatch
Hermione Granger and the Burden of Responsibility by Squirrelloid reviews
Threatened with Azkaban, Hermione Granger is helpless until rescued by Harry Potter. The problem is that Harry has a mysterious dark side which eats people. Needing control of her life, Hermione resolves to become her own hero and hopefully save all of Britain from Harry Potter. Single point of divergence from the fic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,895 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012
The Darkest Lord by Lord Darth Master reviews
A galactic accident sends an entire Sith fleet four thousand years into the future. From there, Darth Revan is forced to re-establish power and launch war against the empire, while the Rebel Alliance is caught between the two Sith forces.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,678 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Revan, Bastila S.
MageElite: Harry J Potter Location: ? by RaevynMoon reviews
Elite - Harry Potter. Codename: Gryffin. Status: Destroyer of Voldemort. Location: Alternate Universe. Physical Status: How am I supposed to feel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,415 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P.
Mother is the Name for God by JMHthe3rd reviews
Sequel to "In the Hands of an Angry Machine"
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,558 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/12/2009 - John C., Cameron - Complete
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Becoming a Legend RE by OTT-False reviews
A Skyrim S/I fic and the sequel to the still unfinished Becoming a Hero fanfic. Rewritten Chapters 1-3 Up!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,559 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Project New Dawn by 43rdRoyalCommando reviews
Set after the events of Broken Steel. With the Enclave broken and Project Purity a relative success, the LW must do what all men must do and find a place for himself in the world. This is his chronicle to find meaning in his life and move on from the tragedies that defined his life up to that point.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Lone Wanderer
Superman: Hope by warriorfist reviews
A planet lies on its deathbed. A fallen race, once proud and mighty, meets its end. This is a tale told many times...but this time, the Last Son of Krypton is not alone.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,200 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010
Kendov Tiid by Thorin Stormbrewer reviews
"Your noble soul will kill you someday, Dovakhiin. In fact, from what you've told me of your past, it already has." Harry Potter, thrown through the veil trails down the passages of time and lands in the unlikeliest of places with no idea who he is. He must find someone to help him unlock the secrets of his past, to return to the battle of the future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,486 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Aela
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
One Shall Live, But Only One by hp1piececraziness reviews
After Voldemort took control, the Hunger Games was born. It began as a way to purge the weak, but later served as punishment for a failed rebellion led by a group called the Order. Draco and Hermione become tributes. They form an unlikely alliance toghether. The prologue has a full summary of how the Games began since how it started is slightly different in this story. Dramione.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Draco M.
Progenitor by The Straight Elf reviews
He woke up in Ancient Greece, unaware of the future ahead of him in the land where magic was birthed. Note: Original plot. Constructive criticism is welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,089 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Herpo the Foul
Concerning Wizards by Morwen Pendragon reviews
Fate hated him, Death obviously has something against him, and now he is awake in a green land unlike what he left and is determined not to care this time. NoPairings, HPLOTR X-over
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,913 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 3,346 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 5,364 - Follows: 5,683 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 5,822 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
The Blood Clash by XMissxHallawayX reviews
No Hunger Games characters. Prologue to start. Rated M for language and intense situations.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Hermione G.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3662 - Favs: 9,520 - Follows: 6,554 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 10,047 - Follows: 4,703 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crystal Green by Virodeil reviews
Is a second chance at life always favourable? Harry did not really think so. But what could he do, anyway? It helps that he was beyond the ordinary sorts anywhere he ended up… does it not? Elfling! Harry. All revised. Nominated on MEFAwards 2010
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,408 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Gandalf, OC
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 5,057 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wasteland Journals by LordFrostwind reviews
An alternate telling of the Lone Wanderer's Journey from Raven Rock onward. As it should have been, according to this resident Enclave sympathizer. (Currently undergoing rewrite, new chapters will be posted shortly)
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Colonel Autumn, John Henry Eden
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 3,476 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Failout 3 by Ninjaholic reviews
Out of all the man eating abominations, crazy pre war government morons,and techno religious dickheads in the wasteland. Lone Wanderer only truly hated one thing: His stupid name.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,396 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Dragon Fired Crackpipe Visions by Stick97 reviews
Drabble File! So obviously, there is something seriously wrong with me. I read one little comment on the forums, and voila! Crazy bizarro stuff. Take a look, but I am not to be held responsible if you run out of brain bleach or ruin a keyboard!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,352 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Take Two by Rihaan reviews
The Harry/Hermione version, or remake, of the entire seventh year - Harry and Hermione think twice about their decisions as of late, and are not pleased with what the results might be. The journey towards the Darkest Harmony the Wizarding world has ever seen, starts with a letter. It's All for the Greater Good. Gray!HHr, Violence, Ron Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 84,994 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Knight in Power Armor by ArchAngelGundam reviews
S/I What happens when a soldier, with a rare chivalrous attitude, finds himself thrown into one of his favorite video-games? Read to find out. Rated T for language and violence. It's Fallout, afterall.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Lone Wanderer
A Rogue's Diary by KeRmIt-89 reviews
Grace Fulstorm's account as she becomes a rogue of the Alliance. The Lich King is here to destroy all of Azeroth, but who would expect one female rogue to catch his attention as well as The Alliance's...Now complete!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 200,401 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Human - Complete
Nameless Grave by Alexander Richards reviews
A dramatic retelling of New Vegas, updated every weekend. Arc 3: Returning to the Mojave, Courier Six stands ready to dig up the past, even as the warring nations slowly ripping the region apart begin to take notice of his efforts and stake their claim on his abilities, or if not, then his life. "All roads wind down to the same spot. The Grave."
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 36 - Words: 236,523 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Courier
Spin by canoncansodoff reviews
My take on "Truth or Dare" and other fun games, as played by Hermione, Harry and their friends during a post-Voldemort Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Not to be taken as much more than fluffy mindless beach reading...unless, of course, you are presently enjoying winter in "God's own Land," far, far away from those stuck-up stuffy beaks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
New California Dreaming by Hotpoint reviews
Yes I'm from the New California Republic but no I'm not a damn tourist. DC sucks, lousy Brotherhood. You know I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA... well safe-ish anyway
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,296 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 4,042 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Frigid by PragmaticHominid reviews
When King Cold and his sons disappeared on Earth, no one in the Empire dared to investigate, for fear of provoking the monster who had destroyed them. Decades later, the last member of Cold's family - dying and with nothing to lose - means to learn more.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,811 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Goku, Android 17 - Complete
Justice League AU by Vulkan reviews
How will the inception of a Saiyan Harry Potter into Batman's life affect the Justice League? All episodes of JL and JLU. JLU with original 7 facing the events instead of 50 different heroes. BMWW, DickBabs HP?
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Rebirth by Fiori75 reviews
Phoenix tears and Basilisk venom. The greatest forms of medicine and poison mix in Harry's body mutating him and giving rise to something new. Based as loosely as i can make it on Of Tears and Venom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,169 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 1,611 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Gohan Son and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Spring-heeled Drake reviews
READ MY 1ST STORY 1ST! Gohan returns to Hogwarts, this time a 3rd Year and everything magical knows his secrets. Now everything that happened last year's done. Can Hermione, Ron, Harry and Gohan have a normal year now? Find out. Dbz/Harry Potter crossover
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,805 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Gohan
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 9,242 - Follows: 5,459 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power by twilliams1797 reviews
The Power they do not use Harry realizes that there is more than one way to do things, and that there are ways around a problem that the Wizarding world has ignored H/Hr - summary edit 11-17-2013 short version: Harry and Hermione with the advice of their friend Luna tread a path towards the best possible future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 256,026 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16604 - Favs: 11,711 - Follows: 10,146 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Power of Revenge by God of Death and Disease reviews
Meet a new Harry Potter. After the death of his godfather our hero is driven beyond what he can take. In a fit of rage and grief our hero unlocks a power to equal all. With half the world against him Harry unleashes a war of magic never seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 476,408 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Roving Empire by Vicious Dice reviews
A broken man, cracked beyond recognition and set on a maniacal quest to conquer what is left and unite it under a banner of something that was never really there.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar
Slayer Magic by Perfect Lionheart reviews
After Halloween, it turns out nobody's costume left anything significant over. However, that doesn't mean they didn't wish it had. Also, in the backlash of all of that chaos magic, that doesn't mean there wasn't magic to be found.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,442 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3371 - Favs: 8,357 - Follows: 4,244 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Genesis by commandocucumber reviews
A shorter story about the Lone Wanderer's expulsion from Vault 101, and his first few hours in the wild and woolly wasteland...
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,107 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Lone Wanderer
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
A Knight's Sacrifice For the Greater Good by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
One First Year Gryffindor makes the ultimate sacrifice for the Greater Good of the Wizarding World, resulting in an outcome that no one really expected. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rule of two, dreams come true by Darklooshkin reviews
Whitetigerwolfs Dark Lady challenge. Hermione watches Star Wars at age six and tries to connect with the force. Now watch how a game of pretend turns into a journey to the dark side filled with -friendship and love? Yes, Harry's responsible somehow...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
A Touch of Stupidity by Ninjaholic reviews
The Courier, the so called "Messiah" of the Mojave. The one who would eventually rule it with peace. Except for one problem, he's really slow in the mental department
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Courier
88 Miles Per Hour by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Xander dressed as Doc Brown out of Back To The Future and invented a time machine. PTB got tired of him going back to wear costume after costume and kicked him out, beginning a Slider adventure. First stop? Halloween in a canon Buffy-verse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,417 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Xander H.
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Displaced by gue22 reviews
Gohan finds himself in an impossible situation. Is it worth it, to live a nightmare, just to hold on to one girl?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,609 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Gohan, Videl
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
The Family Name: Year Five by Elbereth in April reviews
Voldemort has risen. The Ministry has invaded Hogwarts. Artemis is teaching Harry Occlumency. Harry is teaching Defense lessons. And Draco is teaching the Slytherins to be good guys. Well, sorta.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,072 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Department of Archives by Freebooter 4Ever reviews
The Department of Archives never garnered much attention - until it merged with Applied Sciences. Lyn, a poor artist-turned-archivist is swept into a life full of mystery, intrigue and danger when her world collides with the Caped Crusader. Bruce/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,063 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman
Project: EVE by RecompenseOfTheFallen reviews
The Lone Wanderer, Messiah of the Wastes, simply known by his friends as Richard, discovers a strange girl while interrupting an Enclave raid.Language,Violence. COMPLETE AND REFORMATTED FOR EASIER READING!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,312 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Lone Wanderer - Complete
It's A Sin To Tell A Lie by FelicityJay reviews
Weeks of drinking, gambling, and screwing those in power have left the Courier detached from the Wastes. But her sordid dealings mean that soon, not only will she have to face the Mojave, but her dark past as well. Sex/Violence/Trauma, F!CourierXBenny.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,020 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Courier, Benny - Complete
The Blood Tournament by Evidel reviews
"Welcome to the 60th Blood Tournament!" Hermione knew very well that no Mudblood has ever win the Tournament. She also knew that there is a first time for everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Hermione G.
Rewind! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Thanks to Destiny, Fate, and Dumbledore's meddling, Harry is now dead. At least until Order and Chaos decide to even the odds and send him back..with a few upgrades, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
Faceless by Vixit reviews
It's a running joke in the Star Wars community that stormtroopers have horrendous aim, but what if their accuracy was perfect all along? Lightsaber's are small targets, but the Empire's finest are up to the challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/6/2011
The Will Of D by The Animaniac Dude reviews
Can you really call the death of everyone you love "victory"? Luffy makes it to Raftel, but loses his entire crew. Only when a dead man reveals himself, saves him from certain death and offers him a way back to the very beginning does Luffy realize it's bigger than "Pirate Kings". The Will of D must live on, no matter what. 2018 reboot in process. chaps updated: 15/31. Luffy/(TBD)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 289,830 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Luffy, Gol D. Roger, unknown 1
Superman: The Age of Superheroes 1938 to tomorrow by SuperCharles reviews
Active Again. 1943 The Heroes return to a World at War. Black Magic, The Cult of the Crimson Flame in DC, intrigue in N.Africa, with guest star Liberty Bell joining Lois in Casablanca. Superman joins Dr Fate on the Eastern Front. Ares Rises - Wotan plans
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 83 - Words: 462,814 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
Crossing Dimensions :1: Playing with a Bat by sarhea reviews
Hermione Granger is an Unspeakable on a solo mission tracking down escaped Death Eaters. Unfortunately she has to travel across dimensions in pursuit of her targets. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle Royale! by Marfleet1987 reviews
Harry and his friends with other Hogwarts students are thrown into a program where they are forced to kill each other! But can any of them kill to be the survivor? Can they escape?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Love You Too by King Steve reviews
John jumped to 2027 to find Cameron. What he found was a future darker than he'd ever imagined.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 351,820 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - John C., Cameron - Complete
Point of No Return by niteryde reviews
Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,088 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Vegeta, M. Trunks - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 4,051 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Come And Take Them by Jonas Grant reviews
Athos and his Phalanx of Spartan warriors are abducted by a column of light descending from the sky and awaken three thousand years latter in a world that has changed into the epitome of their culture, a world of war where survival of the fittest rules.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,121 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 5,256 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Alive like Me by Stellata reviews
When her soul is flung from her body by a misspoken curse, she is forced to take up residence in a new body. Well, this life couldn't be any harder than her last... right? Wrong. Welcome to the life of Hermione Granger. Reworking of Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,876 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L., Harry P., Susan B.
F3 Wrong Vault by MarcUK reviews
What if you get sucked into a game, the reality will not accept you as the game's main character? Where will you end up? And what can you do, as a result? N.B. This is my first fan-fiction attempt.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010
Aftershocks by aria710 reviews
Sequel to Make A Wish. Starting at the events of DBZ. Bulma's wish isn't over after she gets back to Earth. The effects persist, especially after the inevitable reunion with a certain Saiyan. AU.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,272 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
On the Road to Come What May by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry is thrown back in time after a mishap during the battle in the Department of Mysteries. Rated M for violence and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P.
Unknown Hero by Tyra Kinami reviews
One of those Harry's twin is chosen as the boy-who-lived but with a twist. Gohan is reincarnated as Harry. What changes will this bring? Harry Potter and Dragonball Z crossover
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,812 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Gohan, Harry P.
The Woodsman's Axe by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A big tree attracts the woodsman's axe. A stranger comes to town looking for a game to pass the time.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2577 - Favs: 4,759 - Follows: 2,683 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sin'Nati by Matobar reviews
Cincinnati, once known as the Queen of the Old Northwest, has fallen. Can a new leader of the Raw Border return this city to its former glory? Or will the tide of evil prove to much, even for those destined for greatness. -On Hold
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010
Rise of the Lycans by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry and Hermione are bitten by werewolf Remus at the end of third year, but a soul-bond at the same time changes them, turning them into somthing new, lycans. Harry/Hermione/Daphne Harry/multi M for lemons, language, and adult situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall by sonofanarchy reviews
Sammael Grant, the Courier, sets out on a search for lost technology but quickly gets more than he bargained for. Violence, mild swearing. Please read and review.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Courier
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4370 - Favs: 11,385 - Follows: 5,518 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry meets his Guardian Angel by ChAOtiC ReApEr reviews
You see a lot of stories based on the Reptilia challenge so thought that I would take a crack at it. So here is a one shot loosely based on it about how Harry met his Guardian Angel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
APOCALYPSO by Grinning Lizard reviews
Harry finds himself in a hellish future. Semi-crack, TGYH challenge response. 1st Person POV and very, very strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
Flashes by Alicorn24 reviews
A series of short stories taking place in the same fanonverse as Luminosity and Radiance. Some of them will be comprehensible without having read the novels. Some won't. I recommend starting with the novels.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Fallout 3: Modus Operandi by commandocucumber reviews
A supermutant ambush leaves Sentinel Sarah Lyons stranded in the middle of the Capital Wasteland with no supplies of any kind, and only one way home: Work alongside the enigmatic Lone Wanderer, who has his own agenda.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,171 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Sarah Lyons, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Life and Death in the Capital Wasteland by Alfonse Pardieu reviews
The story of the third man to step out of Vault 101. Follow Tom Holden as he navigates the peril and evils of the Capital Wasteland and its inhabitants alike.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 5,779 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
We Are Nothing by Ruskbyte reviews
Snape's Occlumency lessons have shattered the last defences of Harry's mind. Now, completely unprotected, his dreams have become home to a nightmare other than Voldemort. A nightmare that has taken on a life of its own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,706 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P.
New Wasteland, Same Problems by John Chandos reviews
Haunted by anger and guilt, the Lone Wanderer leaves the Capital Wasteland, Westward-bound with one thing on his mind: closure. Elsewhere, the Courier narrowly escapes death in a small graveyard. Together, they will shape the fate of the Mojave Wasteland.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,903 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Courier
The darkness of nothingness by OmegaDanario reviews
its about a man who realises a grim reaper makes him become god so he can make anything happen or create anything and without realising, he had made everyone gone and made his lights burst and made his television fuzz without realising it.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 304 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Falling out of the Vault by Athla reviews
The kid from vault 101, nothing more nothing less.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
The Society for I HATE RON WEASLEY by memoiresofabimbo reviews
If Hermione hated Ron and started a new Society. Set in the seventh book if the war had happened in the sixth. Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Black Rock and Roll by Mage-Alia reviews
Harry is swept through space and time to Lorderon near the beginning of the invasion of the burning legion and the rise of the Scourge. He’s on his own with no allies or friends, just himself and the will to survive his new world. Nopairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,365 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P.
Professors Aren't Idiots by Meneldur reviews
Inspired by Methods of Rationality. If no-one holds the idiot ball, what are these worthless professors doing at Hogwarts? Two drabbles/oneshots. More may be added in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sybill T., C. Binns - Complete
The Next Morning by willyolioleo reviews
What if, in first year, the traps were truly designed to prevent a dark wizard from reaching the Philosopher's Stone? What chance do a bunch of first-years stand? Answer: none at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Black Scorpion by etincelle047 reviews
The war is over, but not for Harry, the veteran, the hero is accused of war crimes. But as his former allies come to arrest him he is whisked away to the world of warcraft. Will he find acceptance there, more? Dark!powerful!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Night Elf
What Lovely Fireworks! by gorutovssageta reviews
What if Frieza had defeated Goku on Namek? What if Guru hadn't been brought back by the DB? What if Gohan had returned and knew that Goku truly died? This is a what if story one shot about the fall of Goku and the rise of Frieza... Please R&R.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Frieza, Cooler - Complete
The Adventures of Steve the Mirelurk by MachineMuzik reviews
Pure crack; Steve the Mirelurk's adventures in the wasteland, as he faced with loss, drama, omnomming, the Enclave, and pedestrian lawyers. Fear him. Love him. Just don't omnom him; I know it's like 30 health but really, don't omnom Steve. Adv./Parody
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011
Radiance by Alicorn24 reviews
Sequel to "Luminosity", narrated by Elspeth. You do not need to have read canon Twilight, but you will be very confused if you haven't read Luminosity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 234,771 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Walking the Dust by El-Jorro reviews
A young woman from a rigid and structured life is unceremoniously thrown into a world without rules. This is her quest. Review Please
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 11/5/2009
Hooaws and a Duckbill by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 130 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Assassin's Creed by Grinning Lizard reviews
An object in the Dept of Mysteries sends Harry 800 years into the past... an adventure of Crusaders, Assassins, Warlocks and Conspiracy, because there's more to saving the world than killing a Dark Lord. HPxAC TimeTravel. Violent.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,105 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P.
Dear Lara by skabs reviews
When Lily learns of her possible demise, she thinks of who might take care of Harry... She thinks maybe her distant cousin, Lara? Xover with Tomb Raider movie
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,784 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 7,554 - Follows: 8,569 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
King of Spades,Queen of Hearts FNVnF3 crossover by Remy King reviews
When the Lone Wanderer discovers his parents may have orginated from Vault 21 in the Mojave Wasteland, he goes there. There he meets a woman, a Courier. They're then sucked into a 3-way war where their choices decide the Mojave's future.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,732 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Courier
Masked Child by ShadeDancer reviews
A HP LotR Man in the Iron Mask xover. This is the story of Harry Potter and what happened when Albus Dumbledore saw that Harry was in the way of the molding of his twin brother, Harlan. Will contain SLASH later on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Harry P., Legolas
The Virtues of Teleporting by Lord22 reviews
Arthas learns just how much distance matters when you can teleport at will. Oneshot set before the Culling of Stratholm. I may find a way to continue it if people like. Reviews make the world go round.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jaina Proudmoore, Arthas Menethil - Complete
Azalea Potter by Skysaber reviews
After a costly victory in her own universe a Girl Who Lived leaves her own dark world in search of a new home - and finds a more classic Harry Potter just starting his own Goblet of Fire!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,080 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009
Time Begins Again by Teos-Ex-Makina reviews
Harry gives up on the world, after losing the most important person in his life, and leaves the world to its own devices. He sells his soul to fate to save her, and now someone's back with a plan. Harry/Hermione/ Luna It will be original, I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The 2 Boys who Lived by twilliams1797 reviews
What if...The alternate realities merged.. Both Harry and Neville were the Boy who Lived in their own reality.. and Fate has sent them both back for a do-over, in the same alternate reality Rated K for language you might hear on TV NLGW HPHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,598 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Harry P., Neville L.
Doppel A oneshot by twilliams1797 reviews
"What's this about Jean or Jane?an explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After the Vault by Nutzoide reviews
Out in what remained of the central US of A, a girl crawled crying from her hole in the ground. On a blasted and too-bright surface, how could she survive? Find out in... After the Vault!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 232,997 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 4,377 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4468 - Favs: 12,110 - Follows: 4,861 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Orphan's Musings by Folaan reviews
A humorous, if not altogether light, description of Dear Harry Potter, fate's puppet, from his POV. Not terribly heavy, and hopefully you'll have a smile on your face after reading it. Hermione will appear, albeit sporadically.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 4,565 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh No! Not Again! by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Fun romp through the early Hogwarts years with H/Hr/L wreaking havoc on history and Wizarding society after waking up in their 9 & 10 year old bodies. Character bashing rampant in this redo. Rated M for language, adult situations and themes, and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Late Autumn Dream by Rose Midnight Moonlight Black reviews
Harry Potter is left in Gotham city were he meet a natural Villan. The journey he sparks will lead Batman and a certin Villianess to discover life forgot and how exactly are Harry's parents involved? Trouble untold, romance and a killer family mix up
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,987 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Harry P., Bruce W./Batman
The Temptations of A TimeTurness by falling skywards reviews
Hermione needed it. She needed it inside her, around her, she needed it to fill her up and then to spill it out. Knowledge, that is. But how far will she go to get it? Set in third year, H/Hr/L ? , involving Time Travel in a whole new way. M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,540 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rebellious Wizard by broomstick flyer reviews
An AU version of book one. Growing up with the Dursleys Harry Potter becomes a very independant young man who is not willing to bow to the bullying. Read how this far from meak and submisive Harry does things differently in this version of book one. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saiyan Unleashed by VFSNAKE reviews
My version of DBZ during the BUU Saga. There is a dark more Saiyan like Gohan in this so Gohan fans who like that REJOICE! Chi-Chi haters welcome too! I HATE CHI-CHI! She should have let her son train, but noooo she chose to have him study.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,440 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 5093 - Favs: 8,741 - Follows: 8,713 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sword and Magic by bluminous8 reviews
After a devastating battle in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter finds himself transported in a strange world in the company of Jedi Knight Aayla Secura. Is this the will of the Force that their two fates intertwine?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,101 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 2,802 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Aayla S., Harry P.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,111 - Reviews: 3232 - Favs: 5,021 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by THEbiMAKER reviews
Gohan's actually pretty suave, Videl is'nt a harpy, Saiyaman exists but with a new name and a better wrapping. Expect some steamy scenes and also a fair bit of corporate espionage resulting in a familiar enemy with a dangerous twist.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,792 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Gohan, Videl
Back To The Post Apocalyptic Future by TermFan1980 reviews
The Time Displacement Equipment in the bank vault takes the Connor gang somewhere they didn't intend.
Crossover - Back to the Future & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Cameron
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5516 - Favs: 13,485 - Follows: 5,875 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Clock on the Face of Hell by IdSayWhyNot reviews
Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,514 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
Falling out the Veil by Minato Namikaze reviews
Victory isn't all its cooked up to be. Some victories come at a price. In a moment of anger, Harry gains a victory, and loses his life. But Harry has earned the right to live. Problem is, Death doesn't give two flying ones, where or when he lives.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and teh Sparkly Hufflepuff by kmfrank reviews
What started as DLP being our typical internet tough guy selves on some new member's terribad story about some wolves no one gives a f*ck about has turned into a legendary crackfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,515 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Of Harry and Harry by joe6991 reviews
What does it take to end a war? For Harry Potter, the last throw of the dice would count for all. Bargains have been struck and the road to Hell has been paved with the regret of the guilty. A war may end, but a new one will begin...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,549 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P.
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
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Queen Bee reviews
a Taylor that becomes more realistic pragmatist's selfless willing to work with absolutely anybody for the greater good or stab anybody in the back from the moment of getting out of the hospital after triggering. and is poor as dirt and (nearly would do anything for a dollar dignity aside nonsexual) ( no pairing) ( adult level of realism and misery)
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 11/3/2016
The boy who cannot read reviews
What would've happened if I "James Right"(Self insert) Received Hogwarts letter I have dyslexia/autistic/ . Hence "The boy who cannot read " (ant weaselly/headmasters/Snape/Malfoy)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2017
another bloody skyrim self insert reviews
nobody would have suspected it especially Myself waking up surrounded by storm cloaks being led to an execution WTF no running water no indoor toilets and what's this crap about a stupid civil war just where did I find myself this time ( a semi-humorous self insert)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
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