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Joined 12-22-07, id: 1450678, Profile Updated: 03-03-15
Author has written 14 stories for Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Pokémon.

“You bounce so roughly that you leave the seat for a moment.”

Prowlie makes Soundwave think twice.

Such is His glory.


presently, presently;

if anyone's still out there (and i believe you are), i am extremely sorry for the lack of updates. er, i don't have many worthy reasons. i was disheartened by DotM and i did get swallowed up by another fandom and i was working hard at uni and now i've got an adult job and blah blah blah. i'm working on updates for everything though, nothing is abandoned. promise! i may be slow but i'm sort of sturdy (like bulkhead). WHY DOES THIS SITE KEEP CHANGING SO DRASTICALLY STOP IT STOP IT STOP. ugh everything looks so weird and new. anyway- i am in fact both alive and intending to finish everything i've started, so lose no hope, worthy friends! your patience shall be rewarded. i love you!

in the meantime!;

you can ever so commonly find me on tumblr- don't be afraid! i'd love to be tumblr friends. ;u;

also, if you like these scribblings of mine, you might well be interested in The Hunt for Prime;

the divine clumsy peg and i are in the process of writing the aforementioned together, which is our own version of transformers three. you can find it on her page! i've even provided links, so pop over and tell us what you think! :D

stay grinning inanely, good people! kB C:


fandoms C:

yesyesyessssss. supernatural merlin life on mars transformers lord of the rings sherlock (bbc and 2009 Cx) star wars make me a happy beast. i'm twenty-one now, an actual adult. Where have the years gone-! and having a jolly time with life. in fact, it's so jolly that it bursts out of me into the keyboard and onto the interwebs. i'd like to point out that this is actually all thanks to one of my friends, who genuinely coerced me on here. if she hadn't, i'd have been too much of a nervous wreck to post anything. what i'm trying to say is that if you're currently a little bit nervous but want to post, do it! what's the worst that could happen, right? and if you're still prancing about in indecision, feel free to send me a message and i'll help in any way i can. i don't bite! i only giggle, honestly. C: this site has done a lot for me, and i'd like to think i could help others.

(good ol' bromances make my life:) pretty much every single relationship in supernatural and transformers: prime (gahhhhhhhh take my soul the both of you, tf:p is my holy grail i swear) merlin arthur (oh, the sheer adorable cuteness), gene sam (for the gruff denial/ who's going to punch the other first), kakashi naruto (because it can be so so so cute), sam bumblebee optimus (although if only it was explored a little more ;_;), holmes watson/sherlock john (simply exquisite), the doctor the master (oh if only the master could have been a companion!), frodo sam (sweet god, nothing needs to be said here), kirk spock (ahhh, the beauty!) and obi-wan anakin (might cry about now), oh, merlin gwaine (might be the cutest thing ever. ever.) and erik charles (my heart breaks when i think about them. D':). most of my heart lies with those majestic cybertronians, though. goodtimes. this makes me a transfan- and a narutard. i'm not sure what this makes me altogether. :/ a transtard? maybe. who knows? does anyone?


my darlings

clumsy peg: i genuinely cannot imagine my life without you. the laughs you give me are incessant, i love the unending variety of our conversations, and you always seem to know almost exactly what i'm thinking. our injokes have actually taken over my life, and barely a day goes by without me randomly cackling about psycho timmy, hidalgo, nefarrib, indeed- how can i list everything here? truly our banter is one of the best things ever; i have no clue how boring i would be without it. one day we shall literally romp together again as Prowlie's children!

nessus: you are an inspiration, and surely one of the sweetest, selfless people i have ever had the fortune to meet. honestly if i had no other support for my fics but you, i would write for you until my fingers broke from overuse. your wisdom, relentless encouragement and cheer give me far more than i can ever express. we seem to not only understand but reflect each other's opinions, and genuinely i adore conversing with you over everything and anything, it never tires. i am honoured to know you.

messy little differences: my love, my everything. you give me courage to write, have the patience and enthusiasm to listen to me waffle relentlessly about my ideas, and the passion to more than hold your own in our fandom discussions. you know i am yours until the end of time. (levelofcheese:camembert)


...i've got a fat stubby dog barking, so i need to shut her up. excuse me, viewer-of-profile. go and roam in the lush green meadow that is fanfiction! go! or message me if you're irritated with the slow updates, if you want to rant about how merlin ended so bizarrely, if you choked on your tears at the final episode of robin hood, if transformers prime ended too soon, if you're too busy cry-laughing at revenge of the fallen to notice all the idiotic moments, if you want my opinion on something, if you love the beeb, if you've found a four-leaf clover, if you're hoping against hope that transformers four is actually not going to be a punch in the face, if you want to tell me which story to update next (because it certainly helps ;P), if you try everyday to live up to your family name and face full life consequences, or if you just want to natter about anything! i'm here, lurking in the interwebs like gollum in the shadows. C;

to be daunted by no difficulty; to keep heart when all have lost it;

to go through intrigue spotless; to forgo even ambition when the end is gained-

who can say this is not greatness?

right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.

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Love is a battlefield by Starscream's Mishap reviews
An accumulation of slash stories about the used, abused, confused, and the TFs who love them. Both factions. Review only those you like, cancel any time, additions forthcoming.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 176,223 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/12/2005
Three Against One by Inspire165 reviews
Arguments erupt, love blossoms, tempers rise, abuse is taken, friendships are discovered and lost, energon is spilled... Tis' all is fair in love and war... POV for the Arcee Sisters in ROTF!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Arcee, Chromia
Bastards Deranged by 1BadJoke reviews
An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,615 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Non-pacific resistance by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Tired of Megatron's maltreatment, Starscream starts a hunger strike to claim his rights as Second in Command. The road to respect lies inside an energon cube.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Starscream
My enemy, my brother by Merdealors reviews
Jim Moriarty takes what he wants, money, houses or a man. To him, Sherlock is just another piece of property. For Sherlock, it means a journey through a nightmare and beyond, that leads him to the brink of death. As the lives of three men are at jeopardy, the word "brother" gets a completely new meaning...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,768 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
I've Been Trucked! by theshadowcat reviews
Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,485 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Ironhide
Everything Begins with Choice by Biskoff reviews
The day of the preliminaries, Naruto accepted Ebisu's offer of training without being forced to by Kakashi. This single change brings about many others during the month until the Third Exam. But what do his fellow genin's think about the new Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,366 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U.
Cosmic Joke by yourdeadwafflecone reviews
Movieverse crackfic- The Allspark is gone, Megatron was turned into a human, Sam is the most wanted man in the world...what else could go wrong...well, just about everything else. Bridges movies 1 & 2. All cannon pairings present. MegatronxMaggie
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,327 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Megatron, Maggie M.
Arthur Doesn't Miss by Captain Arianna Trouble reviews
Merlin wonders about how Arthur can throw knives perfectly but not mugs.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Broken by shadowoftherose reviews
Post-RoTF. Life seems to be going well for Sam, when the unthinkable happens... As his life is turned upside down, will his hold on the Autobots be enough?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,155 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sam W.
Concussion by allihavetodoisfall reviews
Pre-Dark of the Moon crack with some G1 characters thrown in. Soundwave and Shockwave's personalities would normally be considered out-of-character in Dark of the Moon. This is why. Please review. Edited and re-uploaded.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Soundwave, Shockwave - Complete
The Adventures of Mikaela and Wheelie by The Jaxter reviews
Oh yes, it was only the beginning of a beautiful friendship...or not.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,256 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Mikaela B., Wheelie
Intervals of Sanity by Curiosity's Principle reviews
Three people are dead & all evidence points to Sam Tyler. Gene's turned against him & Sam can't seem to remember enough to give Gene reason to trust him. How far will Sam go to find the truth? And will he like what he finds when he gets it? no spoilers
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,915 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
International Conflict by Herr Fritz reviews
Sherlock practices a new deducing exercise- matching people with the nations they are most like. This leads to some interesting revelations, and brazen Norway-glorification.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sacrifice by Clumsy Peg reviews
Little insight to the relationship between Ironhide and Optimus and the history behind it all. This is friendship people, nothing more. Set after ROTF, yet some of the characters don't fit in that storyline. Oh well.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,262 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide
Reprobo Socius by Victoria-BlackHeart reviews
Translated: Rejected Allies. The Decepticons attack again, looking for another energy source. Friendships are put to the test, and one Autobot may turn his back on everything he believed in... Post ROTF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,367 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Starscream, Ironhide - Complete
Blink by Gracious Anne reviews
Strapped and wired with Moriarty's bomb, John is left in the open streets, while Sherlock must race against time to save him. Based off the rumor John blinked SOS at Sherlock in the Great Game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,764 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Four Times Arthur Was Possessive by KeiranEmrys reviews
And One Time He Was Not. Written for ontd merlin's comment fic post. Prompt: Arthur's newly recruited knights pay a rather lot of attention to Merlin. Cue possesive!Arthur. Arthur/Merlin, implied Merlin/Knights.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
to walk alone by Mae'side reviews
Random little ficlet about Merlin's friendship with Lancelot, Gwaine and Arthur. Warning: it's a bit sad. Yes, I know it's christmas and I'm supposed to be a happy bunny. I don't know what happened. Set after 3x13. Xo, as always & merry Christmas!x
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Semper Fi by shadowblade-tara reviews
Decepticon attacks start again after 25 years of silence. This time, though, it's a group of Marines lead by Annabelle Lennox that will lead the human counterattack. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,743 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
There Were Days by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
There were days when Merlin would smile and whisper into Arthur's ear. But every day Gwaine saw his love and left a broken hearted man. A short fiction piece about Gwaine and how the relationships work in King Arthur's kingdom. Slash. Mostly merlaine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
An Arbitrary Celebration of Staying Alive for Anot by ardenteurophile reviews
All John wants is a night down the pub with all his friends for his birthday, but Sherlock's having none of it. Written for a friend's birthday! Pre-slash J/W, ish.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
I can hear the cannons call by Mae'side reviews
If there was one thing he was certain of, it was that Arthur Pendragon didn't get jealous. Merlin & Arthur. Gwaine. Something was changing. !Episode 3x08 spoilers! Please let me know what you think? Xo, as always.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Cookies by Victoria-BlackHeart reviews
Summary inside. Mild violence and mild language. Nothing extreme.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Speech Therapy by That Buggy Girl reviews
Pre-RotF. Even in a race of super-advanced robots, not all defects can be repaired by a medic, as the team in charge of raising the twins is learning. Now they have to find a solution for the problem before both their lab and their sanity are destroyed.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,594 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Mudflap, Skids
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Things Not Spoken by plenoptic reviews
Megatron rules over Cybertron with his mate Elita One by his side. Unbeknownst to him, Elita feels a pull on her spark for Optimus Prime. Abandoned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,253 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Elita One, Optimus Prime
After the Allspark by JuJill reviews
It wasn't easy living on Cybertron-Especially not with two overprotective fathers! Follows "Just Visiting", for better understandment you should read it first! Rated T
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sam W.
Duet by OFIS reviews
His song is ending. Their song has just begun. EoT spoilers
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Instability by Steelfeathers reviews
Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 188,402 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Evermore by Eternal Ending reviews
The pieces have fallen and the battle has started. Should they fail, Eragon will have to make a terrible choice: desert his other self or abandon his friends. Meanwhile, the 3rd rider faces a parlous journey to a deadly place. Pre-bris Au R&R 11 to go!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 122,460 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 5/6/2007
The Early Stages of War by 9aza reviews
Movie AU with major G1 influences. Crackfic. Ever wonder how life on Cybertron was like before the Allspark hunt and 07 movie? Well here's your chance to find out. Learn how certain bots and cons got their start. Complete, but is undergoing reconstruction. Cover by Mysterious-joker on deviantart!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,572 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
Transformers 4: Branding of the Neutrals by Captain Arianna Trouble reviews
Sequel to Return to Cybertron. With Decepticons battling amongst themselves for power, the Autobots have focused on repairing Cybertron. Yet peace can only last so long, especially when some don't want the war to ever stop. Post-ROTF, SamxMikaela.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,422 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
Little Rascals by optimus prime 007 reviews
One shots of Prowl and Jazz as younglings. In response to reading several fics of Prowl, Jazz, and Megatron's desk. Chapter one is my version of the combination. This fic had been closed but the bunny was resurrected! A new chapter has been posted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Guardians of Life by Clumsy Peg reviews
Artemis stumbles across a sight that will change her life forever-giant robots. But living with the Autobots isn't always as great as it seems. Ch 17: Lookin' good, Red!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,947 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Ironhide, Jazz
As We Come Together by Hearts of Eternity reviews
While the surviving Autobots begin to flock to Earth in response to Optimus' call, trying to find a new home on the strange organic planet called Earth, some unfortunate bots are beginning to realize the price of war may have been too high. Sequel to Time
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 485,586 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
New Beginnings by plenoptic reviews
AU, how Optimus met Elita. He was her reason for setting foot in that recruit office. She was his reason for living forever after. Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 140,473 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Ultimate Resource by 9aza reviews
TESOW side oneshot. It's resource both sides depend on. But when the new Decepticon SIC is given permission to go crazy on some Neutrals, it is almost destroyed. Nice going Starscream. Takes place after chapter 19.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Moveset by may flyer reviews
The Master rarely takes requests, but sometimes the Doctor knows exactly how to ask. Spoilers for End of Time
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
When worlds collide by JuJill reviews
The worst was maybe that it was the 14th of February - Just some sillyness for your reading pleasure. One-shot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sam W., Megatron - Complete
The Theme of Schemes by TheCandyTerror reviews
What is, what was, what might never be again; We are just memories now 100 themes: Skyfire/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream
Time Lord ex Machina by The Winged Lion of Coruscant reviews
While filming a documentary based on his most recent exploits, the Doctor is highly discomfited when a studio director suggests that the TARDIS does not make for good drama ... Cracky, fluffy slash. Master/Doctor. Christmas fic for Pliva.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Vicious circle by Megara-Liancourt reviews
G1. Was the death of Starscream his end or his true beginning? My version of what happened after Galvatron shot him to death in the first movie. Chapter 19: Squaring the circle, part 3. Last chapter: Will it be a tragedy or a happy ever after? Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,331 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Megatron, Starscream, Astrotrain - Complete
Just visiting by JuJill reviews
It wasn't Megatron's fault, Sam fell from the roof.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,579 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Megatron, Sam W.
Devotion by Arctic Banana reviews
A Big Daddy's job is to protect his Little Sister, right to the very end.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Big Daddy, Little Sister - Complete
The Chronicles of Megascream by Clumsy Peg reviews
Full of crack, innuendos, and Megascream. Need I say more?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Starscream, Megatron
Into the Hiatus by Captain Arianna Trouble reviews
Sherlock Holmes is often called the 'Greatest Detective of All Time'. Yet how will he handle solving a mystery in modern England, especially when his 'friends' have secrets to hide? Time travel AU, no pairings.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sherlock Holmes
Gravity by lethedrop reviews
Sometimes, knowing you’re insane is the first step toward a solution. Sometimes it isn’t. Past Skyfire x Starscream, graphic Megatron x Starscream spark-merging; fanon mixed-verse oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Arctic Banana's Halloween Craptacular by Arctic Banana reviews
It's a very bizarre Halloween indeed for the Decepticons this year. Contents include Telitubby costumes, creepy old perverts, ghosts, lots and lots of alcohol, and more in this insane tale of spookified insanity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
The Wonders of Transformers Wiki by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz found a new favorite website. Ironhide despises his description, Ratchet loves his, Optimus is in denial, everyone loves Bee, and for some reason Jazz keeps getting laughed at. Typical off-day on base. Pretty cracky.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Jazz, Optimus Prime - Complete
Memories of a Runt by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz as a sparkling......Primus help us all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Fangirls of Awesomeness by Clumsy Peg reviews
Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Ratchet's Sunrise by Clumsy Peg reviews
07 Movieverse. Ratchet reflects on his efforts to save Jazz in the medbay one early morning. Oneshot. Inspired by the song, "Retina and the Sky" by Idiot Pilot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Why Barricade Wasn't In RotF by Arctic Banana reviews
Two theories on why everyone's favorite movie-verse police cruiser failed to make an appearance in Revenge of the Fallen, because I know we've all been wondering why.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
The Locker Room Prank by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, better known as the Twins, have always been known for their pranking abilities. Why does Ratchet have a grudge against them? Lets go back in time to some of their first noteworthy practical jokes, shall we.. Is updated randomly.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Sideswipe, Ratchet
Promotions by Captain Arianna Trouble reviews
Even in the future, rules must be followed. Heroes have to go by the book, and they have to earn their promotions like everyone else. Just a funny idea...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Fangirls of Doom by Clumsy Peg reviews
Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
I've Lost Him by Clumsy Peg reviews
Those were the three hardest words Optimus ever had to force himself to say. He turned away as Sector Seven took Bumblebee. He couldn’t watch them take the mech he’d known since Bumblebee was a Sparkling... gift fic, set in the 07 Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Bittersweet by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Merlin's secret is discovered and he must flee Camelot. Ten years later, Arthur has risen to the throne, so where is Merlin? "No punishment would make Arthur regret the decisions he'd made tonight, except deciding to hide his feelings from Merlin." Slash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I Will Protect You by Arctic Banana reviews
Hiding alone on a hostile planet can be scary for a small, easily frightened mech like Sideways. It's only natural that he'd want a friend to protect him.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sideways, Demolishor - Complete
Transformers 3: Return to Cybertron by Captain Arianna Trouble reviews
Once again, Sam Witwicky is key to the survival of the Transformers. This time, the threat is the greatest the Autobots have ever known, and a vengeful Megatron is unlikely to help matters Post-ROTF SamxMikaela; Sequel is up: Branding of Neutrals
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Adventure, YES! by Arctic Banana reviews
After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Master by Mistress Megatron reviews
ROTF Oneshot: There can only be one leader of the Decepticons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Megatron, The Fallen - Complete
Descent by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movieverse compatible. ROTF Trailer AU challenge: Because every picture is worth a thousand different words.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sam W.
Arrival by SeekerFreefall reviews
Movieverse. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins - so why is this silver Corvette calling himself Sideswipe, especially with no Sunstreaker to be found? No pairings, one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Best of Friends by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever since Sideswipe and Jolt met on Earth, they knew they'd be the best of friends...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sideswipe, Jolt - Complete
Cooking With Barricade by Arctic Banana reviews
Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
Sideswipe's Trip by Starbee reviews
Sideswipe discovers that he doesn't like the sand, and that sand doesn't like him. Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Finding Destiny by Victoria Hughes reviews
CH.3 UP. TF:RotF movie adaptation. With the entire world chasing down Sam while he slowly goes insane, Bumblebee must do his best to protect him and find the Matrix before the Decepticons. Unfortunately, his only help isn't very helpful. Bumblebee POV.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,383 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bumblebee
Revenge of the Jetfire by TehMarishal reviews
Jetfire is not happy that Optimus discarded his mods and armor so casually after the battle was over. So he returns from the Well of All Sparks to "visit" the Prime. Co-authored with Robopie, oneshot fic.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jetfire, Optimus Prime - Complete
Wicked by v2point0 reviews
TFA. Starscream uses flight for seduction, but it just might be he who is seduced. SLASH; MT/SS
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Foreign by v2point0 reviews
G1/Movieverse. A brief study into Seeker walking. Mild slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
The Thin Line by Sakon76 reviews
Jazz is dangerous. Prowl controls him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
The B Club by Clumsy Peg reviews
Boredom strikes the Decepticon base. But suddenly, an idea strikes Barricade. Thus "The B Club" is formed, for all Decepticons with a name starting with B. Insanity results. Oneshot, mild language.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Barricade - Complete
Talk of the Future by Wah-Keetcha reviews
3rd in the "talk" series. Sam comes to terms with his grief of getting Optimus killed.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Contemplating Insanity by MegaMan-Atlas reviews
Megatron attempts to reason with himself regarding his feelings towards Starscream. Why hasn’t he killed him? What does he truly want from the treacherous Seeker? Bears implications of Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Deception by schu-was-here reviews
Movieverse: Starscream is stuck in the space base with the Fallen and the hatchling colony and Megatron's coming home. They both have have important things to say to each other. Megs/Screamer in a way. Rating M to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Little One by Kd Zeal reviews
A brief and rather sad drabble based on one scene in Revenge of the Fallen. You likely won't understand what's going on if you haven't seen it.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Starscream - Complete
The Wonders of YouTube by Clumsy Peg reviews
Movieverse...and utter crackfic. What happens when Jazz and Bee show Ironhide their favorite videos? Madness. Rated just in case for language and videos mentioned. Oneshot. First fanfic, please excuse the rusty writing. Fixed the layout so its normal now!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ironhide - Complete
Talk of Warriors by Wah-Keetcha reviews
Lennox and Ironhide talk about the future beside a fallen Optimus. If you haven't seen the movie this *might* be considered a spoiler fic, so yeah. read at your own risk.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Cute by Chaotic Sanctuary reviews
2007 movie: "Great. Everyone will be saying 'Awww' before they die." Blackout and Scorponok, Qatar. Oneshot. R&R please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Brothers by Chaotic Sanctuary reviews
2007 Movie: "You left me no choice, brother." They were brothers and still are, through thick and thin. OptimusMegatron. No coupling intended. R&R please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
It's Okay by Chaotic Sanctuary reviews
ROTF: "Failed or not," he hissed, "we'll try again, my liege..." Starscream x Megatron. Oneshot. R&R please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
You've Been Grounded by DragonSpiritX reviews
TC and the rest of the Cons have a day that they'll never forget...Story better than the freakin summary...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
A Prime Candidate by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Optimus calls Sam to the Autobot Base, he has no idea that his life, already changed, is about to change yet again. Oneshot. WARNING: REVENGE SPOILERS!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Eloquence by jules jing reviews
Oneshot. TFA. Starscream writes a detailed hate letter to Megatron, with several interruptions. Implied slash, craaaaack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Whipped: My Band is Better than Yours by jules jing reviews
The Transformers are humanized and they are in boy bands. Against their will, they have to go to a band competition at the nerdy Cybertronian Convention. Discontinued.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Starscream, Bumblebee
Strolling Down Candy Cane Lane by Victoria Hughes reviews
If you were human, what would you look like? Sam introduces Bumblebee to the world of his imagination, and Bumblebee attempts to reciprocate. Post-2007 movie friendship fic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Bonecrusher: The Young Years by Arctic Banana reviews
Because evil was a sparkling once, too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bonecrusher - Complete
Spying by BBailey reviews
Megatron has secret video cameras installed all over Dark Mount, but what happens when he decides to do a little spying on his own Decepticons? Just exactly what DOES he see?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
I'm Not Interested! by jules jing reviews
TFA: Bumblebee makes a very strange decision regarding interfacing. The Autobots are pretty dubious about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bumblebee - Complete
Playtime With Barricade, Take 23 by Victoria Hughes reviews
In which Bumblebee is backed into a corner and Barricade realizes Bumblebee can't talk: one of a thousand run-ins between Decepticon and Autobot scouts. Pre-2007 movie.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
Assume by Victoria Hughes reviews
2007 Movie. 'From his pheromone levels, it seems he wishes to mate with the female.' Ratchet apologizes to Sam and Mikaela for his rather extreme faux pas upon their meeting.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ratchet, Sam W. - Complete
Drawings by Bookworm Gal reviews
Sequel to "Black Crayons," but not necessary to understand the story. What is Ironhide's thoughts on Annabelle's drawings?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Mr Fairy by Phoenix13 reviews
MOVIEVERSE Sam introduces Bumblebee to Roger Hargreaves world of Mr Men and Little Miss. With predictable results... Short and sweet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle draws very special pictures.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Hallucinations by Arctic Banana reviews
Dying alone on the battlefield, Brawl gets one last visit from a "friend"...or is he?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Brawl/Devastator, Bonecrusher - Complete
Ironhide's Revenge by Aethelgythe reviews
Ironhide is forced to become Sam's temporary guardian for 3 days while Ratchet repairs Bumblebee's legs after the Mission city battle. Only thing is...that little pit-spawn rodent is determined to lubricate on him...AGAIN. PLEASE R&R!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Ironhide, Mojo - Complete
The Miracle of Life by varsitylove16 reviews
A certain subject in health class is never pleasing.. Total crack-fic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Misery by Lucadris reviews
07movieverse, one year after the Mission city-battle. How do you unlock a confined heart of misery? OptimusOC. On Hiatus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,425 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Optimus Prime
The Reason by varsitylove16 reviews
Ironhide thinks about the real reason why he joined the Autobots... for revenge.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Ironhide, Bumblebee - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by Oni-Gil reviews
07 Movieverse. The night watchman at Sector Seven spends a night with NBE-1 and learns why nobody ever does it twice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Megatron - Complete
Just a Bet by SunnyRea reviews
Gene and Sam are having another of their famous fights but will this one settle the bet?
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
The Things That Are Worth It by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Wings by Oni-Gil reviews
Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
The End of Heartache by Arctic Banana reviews
Sequel to "Hushabye"- After Blackout dies, Scorponok is left with a gaping hole inside where his best friend should be. He longs for nothing more than to be reunited with his master as he rapidly falls into a state of decadence.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Scorponok, Blackout - Complete
Concerning Flight by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Movieverse: Megatron learns to handle a flying alt-form, with Starscream alongside to point and laugh---and occasionally help. Hints of future Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Hushabye by Arctic Banana reviews
Nothing is more disturbing than seeing a helpless animal lie dying in the street while everyone remains oblivious towards its suffering. So thinks Blackout.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Blackout - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
A Fighting Heart by Mitsuuuu reviews
-Summary Inside- Bee loses his brother in a tragic battle, then shortly his creators, leaving him to fend for on his own. Alone, he's found by Optimus Prime. The Cons capture him. What will be the little one's fate? Life with the Cons, the Autos, or death
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,616 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Mirage, Bumblebee - Complete
Checkmate by Katsuko1978 reviews
Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but it is indeed so very sweet no matter when it is achieved. Sequel to Chains.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
One Time Too Many by hydraling110 reviews
Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Megatron Runs For President by Predacon Girl reviews
*will probably never be updated again, and never finished* Determined to gain control of Earth's energy, Megatron decides to kidnap the 2008 presidential candidates and try running for himself. Of course, Optimus Prime isn't going to take this lightly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008
The Fall of the House of Primus by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Movieverse: A look at the destruction of Cybertron, the loss into space of the Allspark, and the despersal of Decepticons and Autobots to search for it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Labor of Love by Demyrie reviews
TFA, second season spoiler. Sari can’t come to terms with her new self: betrayed by the man she called 'father' and helpless to heal herself, crotchety Autobot Ratchet comes forward with some words of wisdom and a love redefined. SUPER-FLUFF! Sigh.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ratchet, Sari S. - Complete
Loyalties by Oni-Gil reviews
07Movie!verse AU. After Starscream disappoints one time too many, Megatron teaches him a lesson that is difficult to forget. Megascream.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Culture Gap by Demyrie reviews
Ratchet doesn't talk about the Great Wars. He doesn't talk about old friends turned traitor or acts of violence that scar 'bots for life... and he certainly doesn't talk about it to a tiny female organic, even if she IS a friend. Ratchet-Sari bonding! TFA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ratchet, Sari S. - Complete
Fractures by Nexmelody reviews
movieverse2007, A single protoform brings more questions than answers and not everyone will want to know the answers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,532 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
Convoy by Atalan reviews
Armada: There can be no secrets between them, not when they fight together as one. Optimus and Jetfire have a talk. Implied Jetfire/Starscream and Optimus/Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Optimus Prime, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
In The End by DragonFireOKN reviews
Terror spreads across the land as Galbatorix's reign causes havoc across Alaegasia. As darkness begins to enter the hearts of the people, betrayal looms. What will Eragon do when there is no light at the end of the tunnel. My version of books 3 and 4.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,498 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008
Denial by Seien24 reviews
A short story in which I jack off over the English language and haphephobic Starscream is raped. StarscreamxMegatron, slash, noncon, rating R to NC-17 rape and violence discussed but not actually described
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Spark Sitting by Arctic Banana reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Lion, the Whizkid, and the Wardrobe by Gene's Gilly reviews
When a house-raid goes wrong, Sam and Gene are trapped. In a wardrobe. Pure fluff! Sam/Gene implied.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008
Sapphire Chronicles: Paradise Lost by DragonFireOKN reviews
Saphira and Eragon are living a peaceful life, but when strangers come with banners labeled S.P.Q.R. things are about to change. Book 2 of the Sapphire Chronicles.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Night of the Living Fangirls by Arctic Banana reviews
The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Attack of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Movie Night by Arctic Banana reviews
After being left home alone, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to watch some scary movies, and then become scared themselves.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Love Hate Hysteria by itsu-sual reviews
TF:A - There is a fine line between love and hate. Megatron x Starscream, from Megatron's POV
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Days in Avalon by Empress-Eerian-Sadow reviews
prowl/jazz the aftermath of unicron and trying to move on. but can one really heal when half of one's spark has died?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Inheritence Cycle: Empire by arias asriel reviews
My version of the third and fourth Eragon book. Eragon was destined to do great things. What he didn't know was that he would not only change the course of a war, but the entire course of history.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 56,807 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Twenty Four by Crooked reviews
Armada. And through Starscream's death, Optimus learned how to live.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Dragon Hunters by DragonFireOKN reviews
Strange men have entered Alagaesia with only one thought in mind, slaying the dragons. Will Eragon and Saphira be able to stop them? What about Murtagh and Thorn? Will the two brothers be able to stop the dragon slayers? Or will their dragons die?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008
You'll Be In My Spark by Mitsuuuu reviews
A boy runs from his hellish life to an Autobot base, growing very attached to Bumblebee. Can Bee save this boy from his old life? And save him when he falls to Decepticon claws? TF/Human Fluff. Character death. OCs. Rated M...Future ArceexBee romance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,297 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Transcendence: Flare by Hiasobi reviews
The events of Mission City has lasting effect on Sam. A new girl, boy, her car, Decepticons, and the way his life might have changed more then he thought. Sam is not a hero and human. He feels like the Cube
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,417 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sam W.
Impatience by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Jazz meets an old friend after a long separation.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
A Highway Meeting by demonic-blackbird reviews
Bumblebee is stopped by a police at a highway for speeding. After the 07 movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008
Dark Days by DragonFireOKN reviews
Eragon is sick and dying. Everyone except Saphira believes that he cannot be saved. Saphira's only choice is to join the king. When she arrives, the king finds out that he can make sure that the Varden cannot kill him if he rides the last female dragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Good for the Grades by Sakon76 reviews
2007 movie. Sometimes learning about an alien culture means taking a closer look at your own.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Betrayal by DragonFireOKN reviews
The war was over. Galbatorix had won. Eragon was unconsious and Saphira was pinned under Shruikan's claws. The king orders Shruikan to kill her but what if he just couldn't do it? This is a DRAGON fluff. Humans aren;t really involved! SaphiraxShruikan
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Gambling by DragonFireOKN reviews
When 3 of the king's men come to the Varden, they show a fun game that Eragon becomes addicted to. When he begins betting on the games, he begins to lose everything. His freedom, his reputation, and most importantly... he loses... Saphira.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2008
A Transformer's Life by k.LiN.vamp113 reviews
Every existence has its troubles. I am Optimus Prime. But that is not all I am.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Saphira captive by DragonFireOKN reviews
Saphira is accidentally transported to Earth where she is held prisoner at a zoo. Her only hope is a young teenager who understands her and dragons more then Eragon or anyone else. PLEASE REVIEW!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
To Forge Steel by Artoni reviews
Gestalt G1/Movie/RPverse...Srs fic based of crack!RP. After being tortured to the point of being broken by the Quintessons, Optimus Prime is found by Alpha Trion. Sometimes, the hardest part of a fall is getting back up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Sapphire Chronicles by DragonFireOKN reviews
Semi Book 3. What will Eragon do when Saphira is captured by the king and joins him? Eragon is left with the choice of his life. Kill the king, Saphira dies. Don't kill the king, Saphira lives and the Varden falls. EragonxSaphira in later chapters. R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,323 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Best Intentions by KrysSaiyan reviews
Bumblebee: organism aiding in the reproduction of flowers by means of transportation of pollen. If only it were that easy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Bumblebee - Complete
Galbatorix's Plan by Texas Twister reviews
When a strange man meets with Eragon to give him a gift, Eragon's dragon rider life is changed forever. Just to add to that Murtagh is back and more powerful than ever. Sumary sucks but the story is great.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2007
Transoformers Survivor by Hot Shot's girl reviews
Come and see the transformers as they attempt to . . . Survive! ON HOLD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007
Hereafter Now by Red Wasabi reviews
This is a PreEarth fiction, nd it involves StarscreamUnnamed femme. Before Starscream's crazy, cackling, Megatron hating days.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Mojo Mayhem by Phoenix13 reviews
[Movieverse][Post Movie] Sam Witwicky needs a babysitter for his dog, Mojo, while he goes on vacation. Surely not a hard job for super advanced alien robots, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Edge by Selena reviews
Peter has more than one reason for letting himself fall.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Peter P., Nathan P. - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Changes by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie Things change in time of war. Principles bend, rules change, and so do 'bots. Now the Allspark must be kept from Decepticon hands, and Ratchet is left wondering: What's a pacifist to do?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Beast of Genesaii by navigatorsghost reviews
G1, pre series, gen. In which Megatron discovers that mishaps on campaign don't go away when you get home. At least, not if your Air Commander has anything to say about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Untitled by Veleum reviews
The life of Itachi, not as a murderer, but as a human.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A parody of sorts by Deranged Little Monkey reviews
The tragic tale of Ebony Blood Rose Gothic Darkness Dementia Chlamydia Amy Lee. Mary Sues and excessive OOC. Note: If you don't get it, read 'My Immortal' or 'Ghost of You'. If you still don't get it, look up the word parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - OC - Complete
Team Seven is Broken by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot, a more cynical look at Team 7. Whose fault is it that Team 7 is broken?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Twenty Truths about Iruka and Kakashi by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot, IruKaka and how their relationship began. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Jet Baiting by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Three of the Aerialbots visit the imprisoned Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Starscream, Slingshot - Complete
Clockwork by amidoh reviews
With his archnemesis finally gone, Basil is left with several cases that are not nearly so grasping. Memories in tow, what starts off as serenity may quickly turn into a nightmare as a complex web of conspiracies to utterly crush his spirit unfolds.
Great Mouse Detective - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2006
Rationale by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot, response to Iruka's Real Worry. Kakashi had a reason for submitting his team to the exam, and it wasn't because he wanted to get rid of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
20 Truths about Naruto's Sensei by PsychoLeopard reviews
Uh...read the title. Somewhat crazy theories in the last half. Read at your own risk. You don't really value your sanity, do you? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya - Complete
Harry's Star by Fyawkes reviews
One night, in 1981, Lily sat with her son, promising him his own star. Then, continuing years later, Harry seems to be looking into the sky. Remus is included too, but I can't fit him in the Characters! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Confessions by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Parade of the Mary Sues by NybCR reviews
Note: This story is the most idiotic thing I've ever written, but since it's a mockery of Mary Sues, it's to be expected. Best for good writers tired of reading bad stories. This should give you a good laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Hermione G.
Underneath Team Seven by PsychoLeopard reviews
There is more to Team 7 than meets the eye. Introspective oneshot probably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Watching by PsychoLeopard reviews
oneshot, introspective. Sometimes Kakashi arrives early to meet his team. Team 7. Warnings inside. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Attack of the Fro by hpfan142 reviews
what happened when Ray Toro's fro goes on a murder rampage. What will My chemical romance do at his hour!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2006
Of Orange and Sasuke by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot. Naruto has never been quite honest about his likes and dislikes...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Soul Mates by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Prowl is one of the Autobots assigned to the energon run to Earth, while Jazz remains at the Moonbase.... contains Prowl.Jazz slash... TFs property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2005
To the Bitter End by Megaraptor The Scribe reviews
[Energon] Galvatron thinks about his final act as death approaches him. What meaning is there for the life of the Emperor of Destruction? Set in the final episode.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/10/2005
Waiting by Veleum reviews
As Megatron comes back from a battle and meeting, someone waits for him ...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Scream to the Stars by nobleknightkaeru reviews
Armada. My previous fic, of the same title, completely rewritten – a retelling of Starscream's final act in the episode Cramp and the events that led up to it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2005
Fool for a Lifetime by navigatorsghost reviews
Short perspective piece. Movieverse Starscream, having coronation night nerves.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores by Pretty in Scarlet reviews
[Armada, parody, EDITED.] The Autobots and the Decepticons must join forces against their greatest adversary yet: twin Mary Sues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
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It Isn't Every Orn You Have A Human Around reviews
The Autobots have decided to temporarily leave their favourite human with the Decepticons! Unfortunately, Megatron's growing boy-obsession/ Sam's mental breakdowns/ Soundwave's creepiness/Starscream's complete hate don't get any better from there.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,442 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sam W.
Broken Sparks reviews
AU, post-DotM. Decepticons victorious, the Autobots and their human allies are at the mercy of their sadistic captors. But the war isn't quite over.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011
Children of the Enemy reviews
Post DotM: the Autobots find the Decepticon hatchlings in a crate outside their base. Bumblebee and Sam don't know what's going on, Sideswipe gets emotional, Ratchet wants to curl up and die annnd Optimus is just not impressed.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Suffering In Silence reviews
Starscream finally realises he's being bullied by Megatron, and that he might be able to get help- surprisingly, from a helpline. Unfortunately, said Decepticon Commander finds out. Can they conquer their issues? Utter idiocy in the movie-verse. :3
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Starscream, Megatron
Compensation reviews
Were you involved in an accident or injury in the workplace/battlefield that wasn't your fault? Megatron was, and has decided to sue Optimus for taking his face. It just wasn't called for, frankly. Post RotF. C;
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
What The Transformers Thought Of ROTF reviews
The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009
The Devil's Deception reviews
Movie-verse: The Lord High Protector was so occupied with his brother that he forgot to protect himself. Companion to Kin.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
How To Take Care Of Your Seeker reviews
Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,653 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009
Kin reviews
Set during ROTF: Optimus feels Megatron return to life and knows that his burdens are restored. But who he does he consider his brother now, Megatron or Sam?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Who's The Daddy? reviews
Post-TF07: Sam had never expected an after-school detention to be so- well, weirdly eventful. Then again, what does an angry Megatron want with the boy and a DNA test? ;D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
POKEFORMERS reviews
Sam Witwicky receives his first Pokémon, a small but adorable yellow Electric-type: Pika- er, Bumblebee. Little could they suspect the epic adventures that lie before them! Possibly more fluffy than anything you've read before. :D
Crossover - Pokémon & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Sam W.
Brotherhood reviews
Megatron had never actually wanted a sibling- then again, he didn't particularly have a choice in the matter.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
The Edge Of Reason reviews
Are your subordinates acting up? Sometimes speeches just aren’t enough, eh? Fed up of his Autobots -cough, and Decepticons, cough- clashing with each other, Optimus decides he has to save his sanity and puts them into teams to improve their relationships.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,041 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete