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Author has written 5 stories for Gravitation, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."
So with that in mind I will introduce myself.
Writing has taken the backseat in my life for now. I had always believed, even now I do, that writing is not only expressing yourself but rather it's leaving a memory, a vague imprint of yourself in this vast world. Ffnet is a site like many others but for several of us, who spend an unbelievable amount of time here, it has become like a haven. A place where you can let your imagination loose, without having to worry about any social standards. A small hidden world where all sorts of weird kinks are allowed and even nurtured. Yet my writing has always been at best - amateurish. Never got the hang of how to write the beginning. Here are posted only my old stories, which are dreadful, really, but I don't have the heart to delete them. Yet I'm counting probably my 6-5 years here, so I can proudly say. I could edit stories, I only tried two times, was quite fun. But most of all, I became an avid "fanatical" reader. I'm in the progress of reorganizing my favorites, deleting the old fics and yet again familiarize myself with the masterpieces that I have saved. So my work here is going to be to create THE Favorites list. And to actually write a decent story sometimes in the near...far future.
In any case.
Nice to meet You, my beloved readers. Let our minds reign free in this wicked amusement park we call ffnet.
My PUBLISHED Fics ARE:
Title : My Perfect Tale and her End
Summary: This is a song-fic. Actually this is my, I think ..um.. 3rd poem. I'm not a good writer but I hope you'll like it. It's quite sad, bitter almost. The fic is about Shu thought's when he's dying, how he thinks everything over.
Progress: COMPLETE, yeah it is but it's not good I don't delete just because this is my first finished fic... So yeah... Not worth reading if you want my opinion. In other words - IT SUCKS. DON'T READ.
Anime/Manga/Game/Book/Movie: Harry Potter
Summary: Perfect is only a state of mind. So when your obsessive love gets to a point where your other side is "perfect" for you, you get what is called - a serious mental condition.
Title: Bonbon Fixation - The Never Ending Story
Anime/Manga/Game: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing: RikuxSora and minor AxelxRoxas
Rating: M (smexsmexsmexsmexsmexmsmex)
Summary: Rich, dark and creamy. That's the component of seductive appeal that will never get old and, luckily for us, that's the component that will trip Riku's fragile balance into committing early suicide.
Progress: COMPLETE, FINALLY!
Dedication: To one of my Bestest Best Friends, Agne! This is one of her B-day presents.
Title: Finally Official!
A/M/M/B/G: Harry Potter
Pairing: DracoxHarry and minor BlaisexSeamus
Rating: M, but only because of the heavy swearing and some hot kisses
Summary: Seamus is dating Blaise, yet they've got problems... Blaise wants to hide their relationship and makes Seamus miserable in the progress. And Harry being our cute little hero doesn't like it, yes...definitely doesn't like it. So he comes up with an ingenious plan, but to make that plan work he needs some help from Blaise's best mate. But will Draco help? With some careful blackmail, I think he will...
Rating: M, but it is only for caution, I think it's T.
Summary: A cute blond boy ran into the classroom panting. A few gasps later he finally managed to say in a full wonder voice. "You wont believe what I saw!" the whole class leaned forward in their chairs, their eyes shining bright with curious light. "What? What did you see?" With held breath everyone waited for an answer. "I saw..."
Progress: COMPLETE, I wrote this in ONE Day. It's a record for me ppl.
Title: Mocha Coffee
Pairing: NichkhunxWooyoung (Khunyoung)
Rating: M I'm proud of myself that I wrote a realistic sex scene. A really realistic one! Urrah! :33
Sumarry: Wooyoung knew he should have slept a bit before diving into the water fight with Taec yet now he couldn't just vanish the sun burns from his shoulders, well at least Nichkhun has got some burn lotion in his room.
Progress: COMPLETE !
Fics, I'm planning to write or I'm already writing:
Title: Undecided yet
Anime/Manga/Game/Movie: The Pirates of The Caribbean
Rating: a low one
Summary: This fic is basically just a reminisce..
Progress: I started writing it, though I need to be in the 'right' mood to continue.
Title: A Fine Line
Pairing: DarkxDaisuke and minor KradxSaroshi, RisaxTakeshi aand many more.
Summary: I love suspense. don't you? I'm not gonna reveal this one, but it WILL be exciting!
Progress: Still in ma brain... Pinky, pinky and the brain, brain, brain, brain, BRAIN. WAIT! I started writing it! YEAH! The 1st chap is in progress.
Title: Undecided yet
A/M/M/B/G: Prince Of Tennis
Rating: M .. ?
Sumarry: Ryoma has a twin. Etc etc etc blah blah blah and then BAM and you get twincest!
Progress: ...well at least I started it, right? Right?
Title: No idea
Paring: ChansungxJunho (ChanHo)
Sumarry: Tutor and his Student. Cliche? Yup but with a twist :D
Progress: I have the plan for the chapters and the first funky chap.
Favourite pairings! Yes! Finally! COUPLES!!
These pairings are not in order!
SiriusHarry- Ravishing to read about. Sirius has this deep rooted darkness inside him that makes him perfect for any situation. Harry can be twisted in any direction, even across time and dimensions, so age difference is never a problem.
DracoHarry- It's just something about that thin line between love and hate that keeps you wanting more and more.
JamesLily- Fairytale pairing.
Harry'stwinHarry- Meh. We all have weird urges. For me it's twincest. Can't beat it - join it ;3
VoldemortHarry - Prophesies can mean more than one thing.
Blaise!MaleHarry JamesHarry- if the story is good, I'm all for it.
DarkDaisuke - Feverishly hot. The stories always have some dark twist hanging all over them.
KradSatoshi- Pretty fucked up side coupling.
HaoYoh- And here, my weird urges yet again poke their noses out.
Kyuubi!MaleNaruto- Ancient guys with blood red eyes just make me go goo.
Yondaime/Minato/4thHokageNaruto- Ech. Do I need to say more? It's either my creepy mind or my inane sense of romance.
SasukeNaruto- You have a good story, you have my attention.
Prince of Tennis
FujiRyoma(Thrill Pair)- I think I'm a closet masochist...mm..or maybe not. But reading about sadism just gets me going.
JirouRyoma(Sleepy Pair(Jirou-the one in Hyoutei, who always sleeps))- As childish as I may seem but. This is ridiculously cute.
MaruiRyoma(Marui Bunta-the one with the bubble gum)
Full Metal Alchemist
RoyEd and EnvyEd
LLight- Humans are a RIOT!
CloudSora- Blondes... There is just something about them.
RikuSora- Goodbye friendzone!
AxelRoxas- Spicy couple.
SeimeRitsuka- And this is where obsessive love gets its description as a mental illness.
YamiYuugi - Darkness and Light. The classical battle only in the bedroom zone.
BakuraYuugi - Crazy is just another word for unique.
BakuraRyou - Side coupling. Extremely unstable side coupling.
KanameYuki - They took the whole brother-sister complex right into the next level.
SebastianCiel - Yes, please, Master.
TykiAllen - Stalker issues have never been felt so real before.
KandaAllen - Crack. Pure crack.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
R27 (Reborn x Tsuna) - Devotion...So that's how it feels like.
G27 (Giotto x Tsuna) - Reminds me of CloudSora. Ravishing.
1827 (Hibari x Tsuna) - I'll bite you to death! Raawr.
6927 (Mukuro x Tsuna) - Confessing hour. I got a fetish for perverts.
FAVOURITE QUOTES and other random things!
Evaded the Dementors..
Outwitted the Ministry..
Killed by a drapery.
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt -
My mother never saw the irony of calling me son of a bitch. -- Soo Sirius xDD
Life is like an abusive partner. It beats you again and again but you keep going back because you think things will change. -- And change they do.
You can have control of your life...Take It...and hand the reins over to the Devil. -- then let him spank you, hot and hard! Go Cowboy!
Don't take life too seriously. It isn't permanent. --
Why is it that when we talk to God we're praying, but when God talks to us we're thrown in the loony bin? --
Homosexuality is just mankind's way of keeping the population in check...
I realized I was God when I prayed and was only talking to myself.
People may not remember what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel.
Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. Woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected. And next to the heart to be loved...
The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all. --See Slytherins! Learn something from the Gryffs.
Inside every old person there's a young one-wondering what the heck happened. --
Men, chocolate and coffee are all better rich. --
Roses are red,
Tomatoes are red, ashes are black, go to hell, and never come back -- A HP fic, James/Lily
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods.
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. That's facts for ya.
If it wasn't for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.
Just keep your eyes / Upon the skies / Ev'ry night a star is- / Right in sight a star is- / Burning bright a star is born. -- Disney's Hercules
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. -- Max Ehrmann; Desiderata
Life is unfair, sometimes. Sometimes, the hero will find himself pinned under a thousand-pound gay Sumo wrestler with a hard-on and a bottle of Viagra, while the villain will be lounging on a beach chair a thousand miles away, sipping piña coladas in Fiji with a buxom blonde bimbo massaging the kinks out of his…feet. Yes, sometimes life is startlingly unfair, and it would do a person well to remember that. KH fic, Riku/Sora, "Surgeon's General Warning" You HAVE to read this fic. It's a masterpiece..
The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. --George S. Patton
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. --Mel Brooks .. Annoyingly true.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. --Oscar Wilde
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? --Abraham Lincoln
"Luck is my middle name," Rincewind said indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." --Terry Pratchett, "Interesting Times"
Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.
Once I had a handle on life; then it broke.
"Thank you, Uncle! We’ll be back soon, I promise!” That’s what she said, but what he heard was, “I’m going to get into as much trouble as possible within that time span, thank you for your cooperation.” -- some Fanfic with Tsubasa Chronicles, don't remember the title.sorry!
Questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself. --The Labor Exchange
Dark as night
I left my conscience pressed through the keyhole as I watched you dress.
Addiction is such a nasty word, why don't we call it . . . taking a fancy to!
Just once, I want to be taken prisoner by the sexy alien... -- Rodney Mckay
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die, the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather. -- Michael Pritchard
Good night, America. I'll see you in your dreams. I'll be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife. --Stephen Colbert
If you had a chance right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler wouldn't you do it?...I mean I personally wouldn't stop him cause I think he was awesome, but you would right? --Eric Cartman
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. --Elayne Boosler
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. -- Jack Handy
Honestly, don’t you two listen to the gossip?” / “It’s nine in the morning, Hermione. It’s too early to talk to girls.” / “And what am I?” / “You’re….Hermione.” / “I feel so special.” / “You should be!” -- Hp fic.. sorry but don't remember anything else..
“Wizards have had their buttocks blown off because they kept their wands in their back pockets.” / “Name them. No one comes to mind? Shows how much you know, huh?” / “Shut up.” -- A HP fic.. Yet..Sorry... My memory fails me once again...
They say that when you die your life flashes before your eyes...So make it worth watching.
A vodka a day keeps the Dark Queen away!
Different faces for different people,
“Do you ever wonder how long ‘always’ is?” Sirius asked, lying back down on the grass. “I mean, ‘always’ could be for hundreds of years yet. Or ‘always’ could be for the next ten minutes.” -- A HP fic... Anything else? Memory failed. Sorry!!
Death is gonna be easy coz life is hard. -- Our school's wall.
James loved Halloween. If only because it was a day when you were allowed to make little kids cry -- "Prodigy"
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
I would fuck that cup of coffee if I didn't think it would stain my cock some nasty brown color. -- Brandon Boyd
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
And if you look closely to your left, you can see my sanity zooming away. Wave goodbye! Bye bye!
Prejudices are what fools use for reason.
If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you. Mental Health is overrated.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity. --This is feel like the Marauders
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
I'm looking forward to regretting this.
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why.
"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters.
"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."
I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!
Who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. -- Sirius.. So Sirius..
Goodbye means wanting to say so much and being able to say so little.
The loneliest place I have ever been was not when I was alone...it was in a room full of people that never even cared.
Anyone can make you cry, anyone can make you smile, But it takes a really special person to make you smile with tears in your eyes.
It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses. --Colette ..That is soo TRUE!
"No worries mates, Tia Dalma and I go way back, thick as thieves we are. . .were. . .have been. . .was," Jack said. "I'll watch your back," Gibbs said. "It's me front I'm worried about." --The Pirates of the Caribbean
“If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.” --Bill Lyon
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. --Mark Twain
Overrated boys and attention starved girls
Something we can know for sure: All mushrooms are edible. Some of them just don't make you feel so good.
My secret identity is GOD... You may have heard of me... -- Yours truly
The bumper sticker read, "War doesn't solve anything." Yeah, well, neither does the bumper sticker. --Staryday
Writing is a reflection of reality...only less twisted. --Staryday
There are two words I hate: Don’t and stop. Unless you use them together. — Exactly! Exactly!
Rule #1: I'm never wrong. Ruler #2: When in doubt, refer to Rule #1.
But Oh dear, oh dear,
Oh my, Oh my,
It’s dangerous to fly,
Up so high above the sky
I'm like time... I can't be stoped.
Reality is whatever refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Tino: Want me to leave so you can say bad words?
Beware the stare of Mary Shaw. She had no children, only dolls. If you see her in your dreams. Be sure you never, ever scream. Dead Silence. this is creepy as fuck.
So anyway, the two lovebirds (that word makes me sick) are gravitating towards each other and I'm sitting there, watching. Nothing interrupts them, sadly, and they pretty much forget about the homework after a minute or so. Right there and then, I resolve to make Daisuke's life a living hell, even if it's just for the night. Hey; misery loves company. -- DNAngel fic.
Don't laugh at people's dreams;
Everyone has problems, its how you deal with them that separates you from everyone else.
SEX ON TV. Is fine as long as you don't fall off.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I smile because you're my sister. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.
Optimism may not solve everything but it annoys enough people to be worth the effort.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Be careful when lending money to your friends. It can destroy their memory!
It's not that I'm afraid to die; I just don't want to be there when it happens --Woody Allen
I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble if there was only one in the world. --Mark Twain
My name is Sora Strife, and I have three brothers: Roxas, Demyx, and Cloud. In other words: I have a bastard, a fruit, and a bitch for siblings. -- KH fic, "Sugarcube Shortage" Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!
The police are looking for a suspect described as funny, sexy and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe but where should I hide?
Oh please. I don't turn heads... I fucking break necks.
No one dies a virgin... Life screws us all.
I want to go out like my grandfather did. Quietly in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car...
Life is all about ass. Everyones either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, or simply just being one.
Suicide hotline... Please hold...
I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize...
Always borrow money from pessimists. They never expect it back.
Everyone has a photographic memory... Some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I love him, O yes I do.
I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to hold up the halo!
Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La dee da dee dide, genocide. La dee da dee dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time. -- Vash, Trigun
"A pencil," she said softly and eerily, "You two...broke three desks, two chairs, caused a one-hour delay, and ruined my breakfast over. One. Little. Pencil." --Naruto xDD Sasu/Naru
“If you died, how many of those girls would come to your funeral?” / “A lot of them! Granted…a few would come to see that I’m actually…dead, but, I’m sure that…the general mood…will be one of…uh, sadness.” -- Jake & Charlie, Two and a Half Men
Lietuva — kaip šūvis į krūtinę,
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to a student who answered: I don't know and I don't care.
Ryan Dunn: I'm surrounded by cacti, for fuck's sake... IT'S CACTI!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
"Ohhh and draw chains on him!" "What...?! Where?!" "EVERYWHERE!!"
It's not rape if they say no but their eyes say yes
"I shall kill your unborn children because of this.” “Yeah, well I… wait, what?"
"Does this say what or where?" "What." "Does this say what or where?" "...what." "Does this say what or where?" "I said what!!" -Raises voice- "Does this say what or where?!" "WHAT!! IT MEANS WHAT!" "Ohhh, I thought you were saying what cuz you couldn't hear me..."
Never Forget Me,
Forget Me Never.
If you forget me,
Forget me forever.
Barbie is going to join the Mafia.
Life is not a movie. Good guys lose. Everybody lies. And love does not conquer all... --Mishookas
I'm not evil I'm...no wait, I AM evil...
Now, the past I've tried forgetting,/ And my foes I could forgive./ Trouble is, I know it's petty, /but I hate to let them live.
If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. -- Zaphod Beeblebrox
When I say: IMMEDIATELY, it means drop everything and stop for nothing...
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came! Scott, 'Eurotrip'
Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?
Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face.
Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and catch up to them later.
...I promise I'll let you go home if you swear not to tell a soul...
Axel didn't die. He just took a dark, cool-looking vacation. Why? Cuz he's awesome like that!
I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything. --Beast Boy
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tight rope. Intelligence is not trying.
Mirror, mirror, show me true
I pray you crack before I do.
Who are you to judge the life I live?
A day without sunshine is like...night.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totaly worn out, shouting "Holy shit... What a ride!"
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." Robert Frost.
"With God and black magic on my side, I can't lose!" Adrienne, quoting MTV.
Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool.
The criminal system works rather a lot like any self-respecting royal family. No matter how many members you kill off, there is always some bastard child or forgotten cousin to fill the post. And if neither of those can be found, a politician will slither into the spot and start a new dynasty. "Don't You Want Somebody to Love?" Mariel Nightstalker
You wouldn’t believe in a god just to spite the fucking god you don’t believe in. "Prodigy"
“Testicles and nipples I can understand, but with the addition of cows…” Dean shot them a meaningful look out of the corner of his eyes, “If we arrive at your place and even one of the animals is walking funny, I’m out of there.”
No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.
They’re in league with Satan, and not in the fun sacrifice animals way…
If you're afraid to get fat, drink 50g of brandy before you eat. Brandy diminishes the fear.
3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember.
Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children.
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common.
If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Save water, drink beer
VoLcAnO ! If it moves - fuck it . If it doesn't - fuck it until it does .
He was lost in thought because it was unfamiliar territory.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
The summary of the letter was ‘I hate you. There, consider yourself being written to.’ Strega
“How can saying 'Senpai' mean something evil, Lavi-senpai?” I inquired politely. “I mean, isn't 'Senpai' the correct term to use for someone wiser and older than you who deserves respect? I'm just giving you my respect. I'm telling you that you're 'special'.”
Lavi let out a tired, dry laugh. “Now when you say 'special', you mean...?”
“Retard, idiot, dumbass, dimwit, imbecile, stupid,” I confessed carelessly.
“Thought so.” Lavi sighed with a defeated smile. Lavi/Allen, D.Gray-man fic
If you just let me get out of here with my pureblood ass still pure, relatively speaking, that is, I promise I'll be good, God. Okay, maybe not good, but I won't be bad. Not too bad, anyway. Oh, damn, it, I'm doomed, aren't I?
"Mister Malfoy, I must tell you that I am not attracted to males. I am, however, quite curious as to exactly what I did to make you think that I would welcome your advances. Enlighten me - is it my careful attention to grooming?" Snape flung his greasy hair back from his face. "My innate sense of style?" He flapped the sides of his severe black robes then leaned closer so that his face was mere inches away from Draco's. "Or perhaps it was my sensitive manner?" HP fic xDD
"I think I died for a moment." Draco looked at Harry with horror in his eyes. "I went to hell. It was terrible. The demons all had red hair."
"Well, you're safe now. At the Burrow." At Draco's blank look, Harry explained, "The Weasley home. Ron's mother healed you up."
Draco covered his face with his palms. "I've turned my back on my family and will probably soon be penniless, I've become enemies with a powerful dark lord, and now I discover that my boyfriend is a nincompoop. At least things can't get worst."
Ron smiled wickedly. "Malfoy, did you know that you're in my bed?"
He'd told Goyle that buying roast chicken dinners wouldn't bankrupt him. Graveyards didn't possess as many bones as were currently mounded on the table.
"Malfoy! Hey...Malfoy, you're bleeding."
"How observant of you, Weasley. And people say you're just a pretty face. No, wait, they don't."
“Look ferret, I don’t like you. Merlin knows I don’t like you. The whole world likely knows that I don’t like you. In fact, I think I hate your bloody conceited Death Eater arse.”
“Please, Allen, if you must call me names, I prefer ‘the devil’.” D.Gray-man fic
“There’s no shame in giving some perverted girls a bit of fan-service. It’s called being a gentleman.”
“No,” I remarked, straightening the hoodie over my hair, “It’s called being a whore.” D.Gray-man fic
He noticed something attached to the bird’s left leg. At first, he thought it was a ring that got stuck, but on a closer inspection, Tsuna realized it was a miniature camera.
He was naked in the bathroom and staring directly at said camera.
Tsuna did the first thing he could think of: scream. ha ha ha xDD Katekyo Hitman! Reborn "Obligatory" (thank you, dear Kiyoki Fujimoto97 :333 You're a love ;D)
“WHAT SORT OF EXTREME THINGS ARE YOU DOING?”
“THERE’S NO CARDS!”
“Invisible strip poker.” - KH! Reborn fic "Obligatory"
Sasuke is a sadist, rapist and a murderer but he prefers to call himself an artist.
"So, you're both trying to find someone you know nothing about... not their name, face or anyting else. And whoever is found first, is out. Dead..." Mad laughter filled the room as Ryuk's cracking, booming cackling destroyed the tense atmosphere. "Humans are.. A RIOT!!" Death Note, 1 vol.
Good God, that felt amazing! What the hell had he been thinking, swearing off sex?
The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future. Oscar Wilde
Q: What is the ultimate definition of courage?
“So let me guess. In your wet-dreams, fantasy-Naruto simply slides his magical dick, easily and painlessly up your mythical self-lubricating ass?” Role Play by KageKitsune XXX
The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.” The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game.
It was an issue of religion that lead to our breakup. He thought he was God. I didn't.
When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! This is SO TRUE!
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
“Hey, hey, I’m too decent to try and score so early in the relationship.”
“It’s only a matter of time, sweetheart.”
Once a Bitch. Always a Bitch.
Success always kisses you in Private...but failure always FUCKS you in Public.
Fairy tales don't tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that. Fairy tales tell that dragons can be killed. G.K. Chesterton
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
"Nerd"?... We prefer the term "Intellectual badass".
Be a Girl with a Mind, a Bitch with an Attitude and a Lady with Class.
The only thing standing between me and total happiness is Reality.
Too many people spend money they haven 't earned , to buy things they don' t want , to impress people they don't know.
Honesty is a very Expensive gift. Don't expect it from Cheap people.
She's not my sister. She's a bacterial infection for which I hope one day they find a cure.
I've just been diagnosed with a tumor. I was horrified at first, but it's starting to grow on me.
I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself, yet think I'm better than everyone else.
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.
Oh, you think im cute when I get mad? Well in a minute im about to be fucking gorgeous.
Rape jokes: if people don't laugh, force them.
If you think 7 years of Bad Luck are too much for breaking a Mirror... Try breaking a Condom.
Summary WIN : If it looks like a girl, it's a boy.
If someone recognises the quotes I posted, please plese please tell me form which fic exactly are they taken. 'Cause when I saved something I liked, I never wrote from where.. Ugh.. Annoying. And now I'm stuck. So please, help? If you found your own lines and don't want them to be posted here, pm me, I'll take 'em off. thank you!
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
I found this on somebody's profile, but don't remember who. I found this to be completely, utterly AWESOME. So yeah, thank you whoever wrote this, you did an amazing job.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Your dreams have been answered: I’m here!
Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.
Good morning is an oxymoron.
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
“First the good news—I made bail...”
“I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.”
“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!”
“You can’t scare me—I have a two year old.”
“I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.”
“You don’t get a body like this by working out!”
“I came. I saw. I duct taped.”
“I’m Bob. Your not...Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...”
“With a body like this who needs hair!”
“I don’t want to. I don’t have to. You can’t make me. I’m Retired.”
“Please don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to myself.”
“You name it. I’m allergic to it.”
“I have my faults, but being wrong ain’t one of them.”
“Just be happy I’m not a twin.”
“Lead me not into Temptation, I can do that myself.”
“I’m Not Bald. Heavy thinking burned my hair off.”
“CAUTION: You are in the “WHATEVER” zone.”
“I am not ANTI-SOCIAL. I’m just not real friendly.”
“No need to yell. I still won’t listen.”
“I can walk on water as long as it’s frozen.”
“What part of MOOOOOOOHAAHAAHAA don’t you understand?”
“I never make mistakes. I thought I did once. But I was mistaken.”
“If it weren’t for you, I’d be a different person. Maybe even happy.”
“Too many people with solutions Are The Problem.”
“I’d listen to you but ignoring you is so much easier.”
“Don’t just applaud, THROW MONEY!”
“Don’t blame yourself. Let me do it.”
“Gardeners tend to soil their pants.”
“Powered by Ice Cream.”
“I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.”
“Let’s hope intelligent life exists in space. I’m so lonely here.”
“Instant Human: Just add coffee.”
“You’re not bothering me. It’s way beyond that.”
“Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?”
“Yo Fish, Bite Me.”
“When all else fails—manipulate the data.”
“I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!”
“Jesus loves you (But I’m His favorite!)
“They say I have A.D.D but they just don’t understand. Oh look! A chicken!”
“If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.”
“Can we declare a snow day?”
“National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)”
Ain't this brilliant? I laughed my ass off at some of 'em. Thank again some mysterious writer!! If you by chance are reading this (though I seriously doubt it,l it would be so... unreal..) pm me, thnx!
These are from a book called Disorder in the AmericanCourts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word,taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place:
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can
I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to
a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school
did you go to?
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
And the best for last!:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
The Random Things to Put in Your Profile (that everyone needs to do..)
If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (They are EVIL!!)
Yet another thing to add to my huge profile. The sterotypes.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Emo and Goths RULE! Emo boys are soo sexy I would rape each and everyone of them!)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Ha HA ha. Veery funny, just let me find you... and you'll be kicked into the next century.)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(Well, at least, I think I'm pretty -chuckles-)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (-sniff- I'm PROUD of my chest, MAN!)
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Damn it. And here I thought I looked cool -smirk-)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (Gays kick ASS, okay? All homophobics, STAY AWAY FROM ME!)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (You can KISS My prudish Virgin ASS.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (If anyone tells me something like that, I will kick their ass so HARD...)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (So what if I'm fat? ...You've got somethin' to say to me?)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Or maybe I don't find anyone Pretty enough, fucker.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (GO MUTTS!)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Go weird people.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (Shake that sexy butt, oh Yeah!)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (I'm waiting for the day. Waiting for the day...)
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. (Guy cheerleaders RULE, okay? Just look at the main guy cheerleader from Bring It On: All or Nothing. That bastard was HOT!)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (No... I just attract everyone I see. -winks-)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (I know this isn't true. I'm just saying Sasuke - who we all know is emo - is SEXY in tight pants.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Oh fuck NO WAY.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (And Crazy is bad..?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (A Bitch that will kick You ASS!!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Now you're just rubbing it)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (I'll bite u, I'll seriously bite u!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. (Never will I be a prostitute! ...However... if the former prostitute was a sexy BOY... -swoons-)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Anyone who thinks this can go off and die)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Say that to my face. I DARE you.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (WHY everyone says that to me? WHY? I DON'T look porn-huffs angrily- well, not real ones anyway :DD jk )
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Oh, I hope you've written a will and said goodbye to your family.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Uh... I'm sorry, what? Say that one more time.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Heheh... what people don't know won't hurt them. -grins-)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I soo wanna kick that person's ass who tells me this over and over and OVER again!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (-sniffs- Am not.)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (You see that small package, which arived today? Go open it...)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Yaoi is God's gift to the World, ok? And Gays RULE!)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. ( Do that and I'll kill you.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. ( Goo goo..ga ga)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (ha ha.. Look at my room dick-head)?)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I'm LITHUANIAN, so I MUST be a blonde with big boobs and blue eyes.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
I support this a hundred and ten percent, no, I support this billion percents!
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
Repost this if you agree with it.
If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
"And you know what? I heard some Christian in life, Say, he'd sleep with his daughter before a man, because homosexuality is 'So wrong'. Thaat was messed up. -- This was said in a discussion about Christian views.
"Jesus isn't real.
And who are YOU to decide who's a real Christian and who isn't?
It's just a freggin joke, I could aswell have draw Bugs Bunny up there, because they equally real, but it wouldn't be as ironic, would it?
If I was a christian, what forbids me to say "Jesus was gay"? Most christians don't even want to hear about him having a wife and they can't even make up their mind about a single word in the whole bible to start with. There no limits to what I can render the book like.
My Jesus can be a black, necrophiliac with fire coming out of his ass, because you can't prove me wrong.
There's no "the truth". There's only a lot of good questions, and a lot of scared people fleeing from them." -- ‡_RiaN_‡ ( Sorry if this post offended you in any way, form or shape, but I agree with her/him... nobody knows for real, what Is the truth and what isn't...You can only wonder...)
If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, hoshi-tachi, L'uke-chan
1. Grab the book nearest to u turn to page 18 and then line 4:
2. Stretch your left arm as far as u can what do u grab?
3. What is the last thing u watched on TV?
4. Without looking guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock what’s the actual time?
6. Besides the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did u last step outside what were you doing?
8. Before u started this survey what did u look at?
9. What are u wearing?
10. Did u dream last night?
11. When did u last laugh?
I laughed about 20 minutes ago xDD reading one summary, "The arrangement was nice. And then the press found out." xDDD
12. What is on the walls of ur room?
13. Have you seen anything weird lately?
14. Whut do u think about this quiz?
15. What was the last film u saw?
16. If u became a multi millionaire over night you would?
17. What do you think about love life?
18. If u could change the world regardless of guilt or politics what would you change?
19. Do u like to dance?
20. Imagine your first child was a girl what would you call her?
21. Your first kid a boy?
22. Have you ever consider living abroad?
23. What do u think God will say to u when u make it to the pearly gates?
24 BONUS QUESTION(optional)
25. Motto: (optional)
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
Did you know that...
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, L'uke-chan are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.
My stories are not at a such standard that I would recommend them for anyone to read, so you can skip from suffering through them. Although I pride myself as a selective reader, because as years come and go, the amount of good fics you haven't read dwindles down... So, as my contribution to this wonderful community of ff.net - I offer to check out my favorites list. Favoring a story is always a hard decision for me, the story has to be spectacular in some way to catch my undivided attention. So please take a look and enjoy them as much as I have.
I also wanted to say Thank You for all of the devoted writers for creating such astounding masterpieces.
Oh and by the way. By reading this, you have given me brief control of your mind.