Phantom of the Basement
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Joined 12-28-01, id: 145086
Author has written 7 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Michael Crichton, and ER.
Hey everybody. Welcome to the lair of *dun dun dun* The Phantom of the Basement!

Actually, "PotB" is only one of my many personalities. I'm also known as "Co-Dictator of Stark County (A friend of mine and I were bored one day, so we decided to appoint ourselves co-dictators of the world. Then we decided that was too big of an undertaking, so we only rule Stark County, Ohio.), "Evil Commentator #2" (MST-ing movies is fun!), random British person (I affect a British accent every now and then-no, I'm not British either), "Arizona Fred" (long story...), and all-around semi-normal nerd.

Nerd Baby Forever!

"When your ass outshines you, there's not much left." -Ivory Tower

"I will not touch him
This isn't smut!
I will not touch
Fox Mulder's butt!" -RhymePhile, "I Will Not Touch Fox Mulder's Butt"

"Mulder wondered idly what it signified when his life had become so bizarre that self-mobilizing filing cabinets failed to catch his attention."
-IMTP Virtual Season 9, "Haunted"

~helicopter-(noun) a copter from Hell (hence the name) that exists to chop
off people's arms, ruin their lives, and then eat them
for lunch.
(all too true...*sniff*...Robert...)

Here's the link to my FictionPress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/~phantomofthebasement

Happy Reading!
~Phantom of the Basement~

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In A Moment by YeBritishBabe reviews
CordayRomano-Corday in danger and Romano feeling its all his fault. Chap 32-And still it goes!
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 6/16/2003
Torn by Rocketlover reviews
Elizabeth sits alone in her hotel room, having left Mark....confused and lonely she receives an unexpected visitor who helps her come to terms with the state of her life, in ways she never would have thought......Cordano baby, you better believe it!
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Complete
The American Patient by Rocketlover reviews
Romano gives Lizzie a lift home. Things don't go to plan It's Cordano...It's the epilogue you have all asked for...enjoy..
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,647 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
RomanoCentric Alternative Season 10 by tpel reviews
You saw "Freefall". Now here's what REALLY happened. AU season 10, starting with the elevator scene. What might happen if Romano didn't die?
ER - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,486 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 11/24/2003
Queer Eye For the Fibbie Guy by scullyseviltwin reviews
The Fab 5 meet the newest straight guy: Fox William Mulder.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
ER VS The Breaktime TemperTantrum by evilspoofauthorCassi reviews
this story will remain incomplete as Authors have lost interest in finishing it. Sorry everyone but our days as fans of ER are now long over. we watch the older stuff, but after Romano died it just killed the whole thing.
ER - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,900 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003
Parody Paradise by Ivory Tower reviews
Warped Draco angst, dirty boutiques, and bizarre perversion! Chapter 24 up: Ginny is really an elven princess! This means the nonsense cannot be measured by any scale known to mankind! Jolly good fun here, kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,661 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 12/12/2002
I Did by DM aka Dark Moon reviews
Part Six What if Violet hadn't changed her handwriting in time in book one? May contain Spoilers for all eight books.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 10/15/2002
Vanity to the Extreme by Ivory Tower reviews
It is a well accepted fact that Draco is vain, but this is just plain odd! Tis unhealthy to pay so much attention to certain areas of one's body!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/16/2004
Meaningful Recovery by tpel reviews
A Romano recovery story, post season 9. Features Elizabeth, Shirley, and Dorsett.
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/22/2003
Visiting Hours, 4: Jerry by tpel reviews
Jerry delivers a package to Romano, while Romano is hospitalized post-reamputation. Appearances by Elizabeth and Ella!
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2003
I Can Feel You Falling by cordano-carby reviews
-THIS FIC IS NOW COMPLETED- Cordano friendship-possible romance, late season 9. Finally uploaded chapter 15- part two of the two-part conclusion. It's the conversation you've all been waiting for... Please read and review, this one last time...
ER - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,561 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Complete
PIC by YeBritishBabe reviews
Why is Romano singing? Why is Kerry a frog? Who grows turnips at the admin desk and why does Susan do a victory dance? But most importantly, what is PIC?
ER - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2003
Oh What Webs We Weaver by Merrymime reviews
Cordano!!! With a little bit from Weaver, the Alderman, Dorsett and Susan, but mostly hot Robbie & Lizzie. Finally, brand new Chp 21 AND Chp 22!
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003
Delicate Procedures by WhittyOne reviews
Robert Romano/Elizabeth Corday...what else is there to say? This one is for the ladies at TWoP, particularly Rain, Trekgirl, and RL...come on girls; let's feel the love! Please read and review!
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,982 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003
Ice Cream and Alcohol by Ivory Tower reviews
What lengths will Lucius go to for a simple ice cream cone? Poor Snape, he was only stocking up on potion supplies, and now this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2002
The Hatred of Raoul or The Revenge of the Fop by George Smillie reviews
COMPLETED!!!! Raoul has taken enough abuse, and has gone insane, reeking revenge upon the opera house (SWEARING!)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Complete
Howler by Thalia Kendall reviews
A cute, fluffy one-shot vignette about Percy and Hermione's marriage...where does Ginny and a howler come into play here? *DONE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
The Letter Never Sent by Alexa Ellis reviews
Remus Lupin writes a letter, musing on the past, present, and future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Tango Up On Sunset by T'eyla Minh reviews
A Sunset Boulevard fic. I'm really nervous about this. If you know and love SB, please R&R. Joe has a dream that changes his outlook on things... and I manage to give the whole thing a happy ending. Moved from Misc Movies...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2002 - Published: 4/16/2002 - Complete
A Team United by Thalia Kendall reviews
When a team member gets seriously injured in a Quidditch match, the new Gryffindor captain decides to forfeit the game and his last chance to win the cup. Fred/Angelina with hints of George/Alicia and Harry/Ginny. FLUFFY
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2002 - George W.
Champagne by The Real Christine Daae reviews
Every now and then I feel the need for a sappy romanic Phic. This is a very different story from the one I wrote ages ago called Booze Hounds Raid the Opera. Erik and Christine are celebrating her sucess with a little wine. Well, a lot. . ..
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2002
As if we haven't diced POTO enough... by WWAD-POTPAFOP-FSVAPA-FASICMS reviews
as the title says...DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! This is the product of Imp when she has WAY to much time to ponder things! enjoy and *R/R!*CHAPTER *NINE* Erika and Erik meet and muse about stuff...unfortunately, we could no longer keep the pg rating. sorry
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,249 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2002 - Published: 12/7/2001
Twisted Every Way by The Real Christine Daae reviews
Yes Yes I know this title is way over-used but read this phunny phic and you will find out why this was the only fitting name for it!!!!!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/3/2001
Booze Hounds raid the Opera by The Real Christine Daae reviews
Deepest Apologies... After a long sleepless night, several drinks, and the nagging question of "What would really happen if the cast to POTO got extremely drunk?" Here is the result of that night... Please don't flame me. I blame the alcohol completely!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/22/2001
The Dance by Ariana Black reviews
This is a L/J, looking at three events in their life. I think its a sweet story, but see what you think. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2001 - Lily Evans P.
Some Things are Better Left Unknown by Giesbrecht reviews
Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001 - Complete
The Frequently Vanishing Files... by WeasleyTwin1 reviews
Well, I've put the whole story together and did some revisions and other stuff. Please read it again and review it again. It's Fred and George
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2000
A Little Revenge by WeasleyTwin1 reviews
Snape DOES have a sense of humor...at least here he does!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2000
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My Bloody Valentine reviews
Despite the title, this has nothing to do w the Sobriki plot. Someone's dead, someone's in love, and someone's in shock, but who are they? Try to figure out...
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2004
Forgotten Thoughts reviews
Based on Crichton's book "Sphere". Set ten years after the book ends, when a presumably dead person turns up again...
Michael Crichton - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2003
I'll See You Opening Night reviews
A Sunset Boulevard fic, a "what-if?" kind of story. What if Betty had stayed true to Artie? Would Joe be alive? Would "Blind Windows" have become a movie? We can only guess...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2002
What Might Have Been, What Might Yet Be reviews
This little fic is based on what my brother and I thought would happen if some other HP characters looked in the Mirror of Erised. So far, only Sirius and Ginny's entries are up here. No real order, just the order that I wrote them in. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2002 - Sirius B., Ginny W.
In Sleep He Sang To Me reviews
A short piece forcusing on Christine's thoughts while singing at her father's graveside.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2002
All I Ask of My Angel reviews
A songfic based on All I Ask of You. Something normal from me for a change...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2002
POTO Personal Ads reviews
After POTO ended, how did the characters find new mates? Read on... (rated PG for mild slash-nothing graphic!!!)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2002