Author has written 7 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Michael Crichton, and ER.Hey everybody. Welcome to the lair of *dun dun dun* The Phantom of the Basement!
Actually, "PotB" is only one of my many personalities. I'm also known as "Co-Dictator of Stark County (A friend of mine and I were bored one day, so we decided to appoint ourselves co-dictators of the world. Then we decided that was too big of an undertaking, so we only rule Stark County, Ohio.), "Evil Commentator #2" (MST-ing movies is fun!), random British person (I affect a British accent every now and then-no, I'm not British either), "Arizona Fred" (long story...), and all-around semi-normal nerd.
Nerd Baby Forever!
"When your ass outshines you, there's not much left." -Ivory Tower
"I will not touch him
"Mulder wondered idly what it signified when his life had become so bizarre that self-mobilizing filing cabinets failed to catch his attention."
~helicopter-(noun) a copter from Hell (hence the name) that exists to chop
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