For some reason, FF.net's support staff does not give you an option to delete your account altogether; at least, they never emailed me back when I asked them about it (twice!). This, to me, is totally sketchy. But whatever. I did what I could.
If you're wondering where my stories are, they're gone. I threw them into the ether, at least those that weren't on my current hard drive. I didn't want my email or name associated with this site anymore, seeing as how I'll soon be heading into the job force, and I'm no longer interested in fanfiction besides. So. Here I am. I deleted all my work, but I can't delete my account. It's really too bad. All I can do is let you know that I'm kaput in the fanfic world. Hence the name change. Sorry if you're disappointed.