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Joined 12-22-07, id: 1451098, Profile Updated: 08-13-10
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, How I live now, and Avatar.

hi:

My name is Sarah. I like chicken soup and tuna fish sandwiches and ranch dressing. I like buying stuff and thinking oh yeah, I'm totally going to use this all the time except that I never do. I probably like you, too, unless I don't. : [ (so stop reading my profile, you sucky-suck person who can go and suck my BIG TOE for all I care you sucker)

how i got into fanfiction:

Imagine yourself at age ten. Now imagine your ten-year-old self was totally emo. Would your next step be discovering fanfiction? In my case, hell yes. Anyway. Here I am now. Just as emo (kidding! :P).

what makes me pause in the constant reflection of the darkness of the solitude of the blackness of my unbeating heart (cloaked in crimson, it pulsates):

Reviews! So read my stories that are all about two years old and tell me how much they suck! But you know, in a nice way. >:O (Really, they do suck. Don't hurt your eyes.) Anyway, I read a lot more than I write, and for the most part I try to leave helpful reviews, so if you could respond to those, that would make me happy, too. Actually, that would make me a lot happier than telling me how much my stories suck (in a nice way).

Anyway, thanks for dropping by! *huggies* ^

(Can you tell I like parentheses?)

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The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5229 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
No Choice by glasscannon.lj reviews
New Moon AU. During Bella’s run in with Laurent, what if the wolves had shown up just a few minutes later? Those minutes change Bella's life forever, and she must learn to deal with the consequences. Nominated for two Twific Indie Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,888 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4734 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
The Bella Swan Scholarship Fund by eiluned price reviews
Bella's discovery of an unwanted gift provokes an unintended reaction. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,435 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7373 - Favs: 10,170 - Follows: 5,739 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11461 - Favs: 9,018 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ties That Bind by NicoleTwilight reviews
Edward's POV of Bella's pregnancy, burning and awakening in Breaking Dawn. Covers all the missing moments with Edward, Bella and the Cullens, and what they went through. See what happened after Bella ran into Rosalie's arms at the airport...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,126 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
Getting Warmer by eiluned price reviews
After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,751 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Hymen Theory by SwanCullen12 reviews
Bella theorizes her hymen is connected with heartbreak so she asked housemate and buddy Edward to help her get rid of it. Edward's reply? Hell no!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,257 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Intertwined by angelanharvey3 reviews
SEQUEL to Personality! Edward is adjusting to life back with Bella & has become very attached to his mate's alternates, 17yr old Marie & 5yr old Isabella. But what happens when two more get thrown into the mix? How will he cope then? AU/OOC/DARK/SPANKS :::TEMP HIATUS:::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,000 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Polar Night by belladonnacullen reviews
From the wedding, to the honeymoon and beyond. This is Edward & Bella's sequel to Prelude. Mostly from EPOV. Rated M for future chapters. Begins in canon, but plans for some AU twists and turns in the future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,057 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Multiplicity by Devy-Artemis reviews
The winning entry for Sparkle and Snark-full twi-humor contest.Bella wakes up one morning… to a crowd of Edwards.Read at your own risk.Rated M for some sexual situations, minor violence, and complete insanity. Happens somewhere around Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Walter Cannon's Theory, Expanded by Temptation's Girl reviews
Edward's working the night shift, trying to gain experience before his first year of medical school. He might learn more than he expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,127 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Edward
Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen reviews
Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hunt the Squirrel by Xaipre reviews
Emmett attempts to scry Edward’s future. But will the arrival of a pair of unexpected guests make his method worthless? Pre-Twilight. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Cowboys Have Fangs, Too by Pastiche Pen reviews
When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Touring Pandora by Xeal II reviews
Not everything on Pandora is particularly glamorous or intellectually stimulating. In fact, sometimes the place is just one ass-backwards joke after another. A humor fic.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010
The Newtonian Laws of Gravity by AneleTiger reviews
Imprinting. "It's so hard to describe. It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like gravity moves. When you see her suddenly it's not the earth holding you there anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her." Jared. Embry. Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,001 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Beauty and the Beast by Kaitipoola reviews
What would happen if when Laurent was going to kill Bella in the meadow, the La Push gang was a little too late? Bella's POV. Please Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,385 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Ptolemy's Return by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
Kitty tries to find a way to reunite Bartimaeus and Ptolemy. But what happens when she gets caught up in murder, theft, and a plot of power? Rated T to be safe
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 52,806 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2006
Hospitalisation by Red-Cherry-Flowers reviews
A little drabble about Daisy in the hospital after she returns from New York.
How I live now - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
OboeLand by Sugary Snicket reviews
An oboist on... being an oboist. XD Please note that I'm not a Sophomore anymore.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
The Storyteller by Kilala Fae reviews
They call her a storyteller. she is different because her stories are really only one story. yet it changes withe each telling and no one has ever forgotten this story. the story is forever and changing. everything depends on the narrator and the audience
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Chihiro O. - Complete
The Epic Adventures of Virtue Boy by The Maiden Amorisa reviews
Edward has a secret. He is a super hero.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Apples by OnlyUnderFallenLeaves reviews
Oneshot: Edward's inner turmoil about Bella, set before they first meet civilly.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward - Complete
Picture Day by kirstennn reviews
For Becca. It's picture day, and Bella is totally unprepared. That is, until Jasper comes along... Warning: Incredibly Flamboyant and Fabulous Jasper inside... do not read if you can't stomach his fabulosity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8366 - Favs: 7,485 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Time Turner Troubles by DOTMW reviews
COMPLETED! When a wayward spell destroys their father's Order of Merlin, The Potter and Weasley kids go back in time to fix it only to get lost and run into Order of the Pheonix two years before Voldemort's Defeat...HPXGW, RWXHG RLXNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,242 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Triangles With Linear Qualities by rcaqua reviews
Jacob doesn't even like geometry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Charmed Curses by Lady Geuna reviews
What if James Potter wasn't killed on Halloween, 1981? Voldemort devised the perfect punishment for his insolence. A curse that would cause James more pain than the Cruciatus Curse could ever. Harry. James. Marauders, Snape, etc...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 216,258 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 2/10/2002 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
The Boy Who Vanished by veraklon reviews
How would everything have been different if Sirius had gotten to Harry before Hagrid did on that fateful night? A fifteen year old Harry is forced to attend Hogwart's after Black is finally captured. Eventually Harry & Ginny, I think. Please R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,847 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Natural Beauty by Mimea reviews
[HMC] Curiosity killed the Sophie, but satisfaction might be even worse! COMPLETE!
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
Help! by Briana Rose reviews
Harry finds an odd serenity with a bike next to a polluted pond with a little help from a certain former teacher, of course. A Beatles Songfic, second in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
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Humanity for the Otherwise Disabled reviews
Drabble, directly after the scene in which Neytiri is holding Jake's human body.
Avatar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Of Kitchen Table Introductions reviews
ONE-SHOT Thirteen-year-old Ginny lands herself in a conversation with Tonks, Sirius and Lupin, and feels a bit out of her league. Canon, set just before OoTP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Sparrow's Warning reviews
Because Isaac always knows. An "artsy"-type one-shot.
How I live now - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Four Seconds And A Half reviews
In the book, as Daisy told us, “they simply met one day and were together after that.” What happened the day when Piper met Jonathan for the first time? A drabble.
How I live now - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
The Dying Flame reviews
Ginny's bored, and Peeves looks for some amusement from the depression in others. Set two days after the battle in Deathly Hallows. Everything is canon. Implied H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Buttons reviews
Challenge: "Write something about buttons. Anything about buttons! Buttons. Buttons are everywhere! 100 words or less." Well. For Edward, it's nothing but convenience for convenience's sake.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete