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Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, and True Blood.

We are the Perverted Pen Pushers.

We do not forgive.

We do not...er...forget.

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Vampgirl18-

Greetings citizens of the interweb! I am Adrianna nickname is Adree. But much like Bella- you call me that by my whole name and you face my wrath. And I am awesome. No really I am. Google that shit.

I'm a girl and love one Mr. Jackson Rathbone who is so cool, and sweet, and funny...and Pattz...can't forget Pattz. He holds a special place in my heart, with his messy hair, and his nervous ticks, and his sloppily buttoned shirts. He is so damn fine... clears throat writing right. I'm old enough to be the youngest of this strange little foursome...giggle snort...but not old enough to drink. Not that it stops me. ;

I wish I could come up with something witty and smart sounding -like someone who sits in coffee shops and eats...scones. le sigh I'm not nearly as funny as these bitches, but I am pervy, which means I'm a perfect fit. For example- in my mind Pattz is VERY flexible and loves to whisper the song 'Closer' by the Nine Inch Nails into my ear during sex. Enough said.

I have been into Twilight for 3 and a half years. YEARS! I'm a legit fangirl for this shizz. I've been into FF for about the same amount too. I can still remember the first fanfic I read on Quizilla...it's too embarrassing to say. I'm also a fangirl for Harry Potter, and yes Cedric dazzles me.

You can find me at 100 Monkeys concerts or writing in my light-blocked room.

Her Homepage- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1451718/

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Master Edward by Rosalie Adrian reviews
AU. Dominant Edward. Rated M for sexual content/lemonyness. What will Bella do when Edward continues to tease her throughout the night? Stay tuned. I WILL be continuing soon, promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Very Thought of You by Savannahbobanna reviews
When Jasper can't control the thoughts that escape from his head, Edward notices that they aren't at all normal. When they discuss it, Jasper and Edward do the impossible: they cheat on their lovers... with each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Jasper
Always and Forever by CuzEdwardLikesBrunettes reviews
I lay there, just thinking. About how much I love my angel, what I would do if I ever lost her. I was also awaiting the arrival of my enemy, the one who wanted to take her away from me. As always, morning couldn’t come soon enough... Pre-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,225 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 7/25/2007
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 4,210 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Whole New Out Look by Reality-IS-Fiction reviews
Au: Godric had grown tired of his exsistance but will a girl change the way he views his life and that of others? Godric/OFC Eric/Sookie Bill/Sookie. Rating now M for chap 14 and future chaps
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,810 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Godric
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by gentlegroove reviews
Bella is stuck in a rut. Just when things seem the lowest, in walks smooth and sexy Edward Cullen, a hotshot lawyer and frequent customer of the flower shop Bella works at. Smart girls don't fall for guys like him, but he might turn out to be exactly what she needs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,943 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beauty and the Dark by eloquentlyinsane reviews
The tale of how Alice and Jasper (Darksper) met, fell in love, and joined the Cullen coven. One-shot. AxJ. REVISED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper, Peter, Charlotte - Complete
The Myth of Hades and Persephone by Juliette Louise reviews
Persephone has one chance to live, and it lies with...the God of the Dead?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Your in perfect world by ebtwisty9 reviews
He was in perfect control of his life until she swooped in and tricked him. In attempting to exact revenge, he found that maybe imperfections are what make life perfect. ExB. Expl.for title inside, if you're curious.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,187 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 5,129 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
S X Everyday Keeps the Doctor Away by smmiskimen reviews
REPOSTED! Bella has two secrets that she's keeping to herself. When she embarks on a journey to discover the ways to keep herself healthy through extracurricular activities, she's not expecting what happens. EB, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,610 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desire by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
I'm sorry, i just get so damn angry at them sometimes, I loose control. I never meant to hurt you." He whispered. "It's okay, I understand." "Never leave me Bella, your mine." "I'll never leave, I promise." Dark Fic. co-written with Vampires Don't Sleep UP FOR ADOPTION
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Echoes of Silence by imma vampire reviews
She wont talk to anyone to he is dying to hear her voice.She wont meet anyones gaze & hes praying for a glimps at those endless brown pools.She wont let anyone in & he's aching to get closer.How will Edward find a way to heal Bella before it's too late? M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,096 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Can You Feel by SisterOfStars reviews
Veronica was used to being invisable. Then he noticed her. Tom Riddle... TOM/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Pieces of My Heart by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When Jasper left Texas five years ago, he left Alice broken and hurt. He also left behind a little some thing else. Now he's back, but how will he feel when he finds out all he has missed? All Human. Canon. somewhat OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,195 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Southern Hospitality by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Rosalie is an up and coming fashion photographer. When her job sends her to the mountains of Tennessee and things start to go wrong, will Rose find everything she didn't know she was missing? Can the sheriff with the sexy smile win her heart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,742 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Artist in the Ambulance by creampuffsteph reviews
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance? AH/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
The Journal by s m Neal reviews
While Bella's asleep Edward finds her Journal. From reading her Journal he finds himself and a side of Bella he has never known, once titled "So many fantasies so little time". SET AFTER NEW MOON BEFORE ECLIPSE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5446 - Favs: 6,483 - Follows: 5,188 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,193 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9472 - Favs: 8,285 - Follows: 5,693 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparkle by Stronger than you since 1915 reviews
Moving to Forks was supposed to be a good thing for Rosalie, Bella, Alice, and Esme but it wasn't. Now they have to deal with werewolves, humans being murdered left and right, and the extremely handsome Cullen men who, like them, are far from human. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,121 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Pretty Piece of Flesh by luxurykill reviews
A series of hot one-shots rated very M for a reason. All fairly canon and all E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stupid Vampire Husband by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Originally written for Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella's having trouble concentrating in class with her husband sitting next to her in a tight rocker tee and jeans. And it keeps going!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Concert Corruption by Deepredruby reviews
For Sexy Edward Contest by Jayeliwood. Bad boy Edward Cullen has a plan to corrupt the innocent Bella Swan. But what about this other side of her that no one knows about?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Two out of Three by Deepredruby reviews
Set in Eclipse, when everyone is learning how to fight a newborn, Jasper challenges Alice to a match, best two out of three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Double Oh Sexy by Deepredruby reviews
Bella is on vacation, hoping to relax for once. But, when a mystrious broze haired god shows up in her room, she finds herself not scared, but curious. What kind of secrets is he keeping? AU, all human. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,420 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 3/16/2008
Forbidden Ties by KLuTZ 122 reviews
Bella & Edward's son & Jacob's daughter fall for each other. But what happens when Alice has a strange vision? what will edward and jacob think? PLEASE R&R. PM ME IF YOU WANT TO :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 9/19/2007
Lessons by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have been madly in love with each other since the day they started working together. Since they work together, they have settled for being close friends. Now, Bella has a problem and Edward might be the only man who can help her solve it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DoctorPatient Confidentiality by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella has taken on a new job as a government research psychologist. Her first patient, Subject 342, a vampire named Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Caught Myself Robert Pattinson by yeskateison9999 reviews
Do you ever feel like nothing ever goes your way? You sit and watch those closest to you living your dream and they don't even realize how hard it is on you. And then, one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 81,988 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008
Delusions of Grandeur by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a liberal girl with an outspoken opinion while Edward is an uptight conservative. When these two meet in a political science class, sparks will fly. M for lemons in future chapters. OOC/AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,186 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Desire of a soldier by Swirlingtorments reviews
Edward and the Cullens have joined the Volturi. He is their best soldier. But what happens when Edward recives a present. How will he deal with meeting Bella for the first time as part of the Volturi? And how will Bella react to Edward being her master?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,362 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008
First Kiss by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
7 Minutes in Heaven: Sixth grader Isabella got her first kiss from the most popular high school freshman, Edward. Unfortunately Edward moved out of the USA, and it is not until ten years later that the two meet again. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edwards Clan by Greenaway reviews
FOR 18 YEARS AND OLDER!YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!Edward is the head of "The Clan" a group of assassins, but has become jaded to life. What happens when he meets a brown eyed girl who shakes his beliefs to the core? What will Carlisle say of the distraction?A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,030 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17359 - Favs: 9,912 - Follows: 4,588 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Voice by Swirlingtorments reviews
“I will catch you Bella, you belong to me” I heard his voice echo through the forest. I ripped through the dark forest, running full speed! Edward was after me. I could feel his cold breath on the back of my neck. He would never give up, as never would I
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,547 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Magical Experience by EdwardCullen4President reviews
HPxover. Carlisle gets a letter from his old friends, Albus, asking for assistance to protect Hogwarts against the evil Voldemort. Soon, the Cullens and Jacob are off to Hogwarts. AT/AU. After BD & during OotP. Canon. E/B A/J Em/R C/Es HP/CC/GW RW/HG
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Peanut Butter Sandwich Man by readingmama reviews
Edward Cullen is a man of routines. When a homeless girl distracts him from said routine, Edward finds it is time for a change. Winner of a Gem Award for "Best left you wanting more" Reviewed on the Southern Fanfiction Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reciprocity by queenyuks reviews
Bella goes over to Alice's house for the summer, and falls in love with Edward, her father. Sexy Daddy Doctorward meets Virginella. Language x Lemons. Oneshot. Written for the Secrets and Lies Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Bad Day by HIMluv reviews
Josef's one bad day gave way to his greatest year, and his greatest tragedy. Josef/Sarah
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,580 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008
The Scottish Temptress by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
All Work and No Play by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a senior in high school who works hard for her future. Mr. Cullen is the assistant principal willing to do anything to help her succeed. How can this possibly work? Follow Bella as she learns and matures. AH, AU, lemons. MA content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12457 - Favs: 7,020 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Marcus & Didyme Twilight Saga Volturi Story by Damsell reviews
Stephenie Meyer left questions open as to the attitude and background of the Volturi Coven. It is clear from the Vampire Index that the "bored" vampire Marcus had, and lost, a mate named Didyme. This is their story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,967 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Marcus, Didyme
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5443 - Favs: 3,576 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wallflower and The Flyboy by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella meets World War II Navy Pilot Edward at a USO dance and starts to fall in love immediately. Two weeks later, and one wedding later, they are facing long term separation as he ships off to the front. Can Bella stay strong with him so far away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,170 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Children of Ipswich and The Potter Twins by Danieee reviews
The Covenant, Harry Potter, and now Charmed Crossover. Co Written with Othspnluver Please Read and Review! Chapter Twenty Eight is up! Read and Review!
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/29/2008
I Say We Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
Kiss Me, Kill You by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,513 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Persuading Daniel by CkKollman reviews
Daniel Gale participates in a Study Abroad/Foreign Exchange Program and finds that his mentor is Bella Swan. Will he be the brother she never had, or much much more?
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella
Ten People the Twilight Characters Never Met by Starshinedown reviews
A series of stand-alone one-shots in which the Twilight characters have encounters with folks from other fandoms. Including, but not limited to, Highlander, Buffy, Angel, Huck Finn, the Dark-Hunter series, and Supernatural. The multiverse collides here.
Crossover - X-overs & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Shield the Flame by Emolaaay reviews
Bella and Edward are married with a little girl but lately Edward has been distant and Bella feels unimportant. Their struggles become more difficult when another factor is added in. Will they be able to overcome them? ExB, all cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,562 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Flaming Desire by Mamma4ever reviews
Rose, Alice, and Bella work in the hospital ER. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are firefighters who are brought to the ER one night when the girls are working. Sparks ignite. But will the flame remain when their love is tested? AH OOC Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,091 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Coup de grâce by kisvakondok reviews
Edward has the perfect life, with two wonderful kids and a beautiful wife he adores, and she loves him beyond belief. He is about to have the happiest day with his family. Then kill his wife. "In a certain state it is indecent to go on living." Nietzsche
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
112 Masen Lane by barefootduchess reviews
Bella and Charlie move to Chicago pre-Twilight and Bella becomes fascinated with the grand old abandoned Victorian house across the street from her own. She'd be quite surprised to know the original owner is still alive... sort of. AU, Cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,773 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Not So Teenaged Nanny by Hazelnut4o6 reviews
OVERHAULING in progress
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009
What's the Plan now? by twiloved reviews
After Bella's been passed up for a promotion by her boss, Mr. Cullen, Bella seeks revenge the only way she knows how. Is her heart prepared for what Mr. Cullen has in store for her? LEMONS/MATURE THEME and unfortunately I don't own TWILIGHT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,130 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Everyone Leaves by shouvley reviews
Bella doesn’t have anyone left when she climbs over the railing of the bridge, ready to let go. What will happen when a stranger talks her down and helps her move on with her life? AH BxE, Kill A Cullen Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Violent Ends by akeim reviews
My entry for the 'To Kill a Cullen' contest. When Bella visits her sister at a group home for the mentally ill, she meets a quiet boy with a debilitating illness. Their brief interactions will change her life, forever. AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
AoC Outtakes, Future Shots, and Random Stuff by littlesecret84 reviews
Outtakes, future shots, and fun I've had with Bella and Edward from Age of Consent.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,558 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr and Mrs Cullen by AnEdwardToRemember reviews
Based on 'Mr and Mrs Smith' 1941
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holy Grail by haleyusf reviews
Holy Grail/Twilight crossover. Various pairings, lemons, some SLASH, rated M! Sir Edward seeks the Grail and more! Originally SMC Contest entry; now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009
A New Day by Suki59 reviews
My entry for the Valentine's Day contest at the Alexander Skarsgard Library Forum. Sookie has a special and unexpected day. Post Book 9.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Sons of Anarchy by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
All Human. Bella is a waitress at the local diner, and Edward is in a biker gang. What happens when they meet each other on a Friday night?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,537 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fragility by 721 reviews
Like silk over glass. She was too thin. Too fragile. Too small... A story about how Edward's protective behavior slowly turns possessive, spirals out of control, and makes Bella question their relationship. It's ALL HUMAN, T, a bit OOC, Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,521 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Volturi Application by Alunamai reviews
It's a job application designed to make the person who fills it out go bananas. What happens when Edward fills it out and what are his thoughts as it thoroughly makes him angry. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6364 - Favs: 8,622 - Follows: 4,013 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper and the No Longer Remotely Private Parts by ICMezzo reviews
Edward and Jasper have very busy lives, so Edward takes a step to ensure they can spend a special evening together. EdwardxJasper slash. AU/AH, Rated very, very M. One-shot written for the FML Contest at www dot fanfiction dot net/u/2187120/FML Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Auction by Suki59 reviews
This little fic was written to honor the generous women who bid on me at the Support Stacie Auction. Eric takes Sookie to her first auction...
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
On the Bus by katie-masen reviews
To my delight, she boarded this bus. As I prayed, I heard her walk up the stairs. Finally, I saw a very gorgeous heart-shaped face. She had long brown hair tied neatly together and hypnotic chocolate brown eyes. Edward and Bella. All Human. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Seventeen by bugsmama07 reviews
Edward has a night out at the club and meets someone that changes his world in just one night. OOC, AH, Canon pairings. First story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,489 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PS I Love You by TheRealOriginalSammy reviews
What If Holly And Gerry Were Edward And Bella? Here's A Twilight Version To Cecilia Ahern's Amazing Book. Disclaimer: The Character's Are Stephenie Meyer's And The Plot's Cecilia Ahern's. Enjoy! x You Don't Have To Of Read PS. I Love You
Crossover - Twilight & PS, I Love You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella
It's the Thought That Counts by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Written for Ahizelm's Birthday. Jasper wants to impress Alice on her birthday but everything keeps going terribly wrong. Today he'll learn the biggest lesson of all. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
New Neighbor by Raegan Marie reviews
Previously a one-shot! Bella moves into her new apartment and Edward lives across the hall. This is a moving day she will never forget. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,275 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7016 - Favs: 4,161 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Right Before My Eyes by lovedforeternity reviews
Edward Cullen is the hottest quarterback in the NFL. Off the field he's just a HOT MESS. Can his female agent help him change his ways before he's fired, or will she walk away forever! 1ST PLACE WINNER for the LMSC 5 chap contest AH/ M language and Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,156 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tessellate by ICanReadYouLikeABook reviews
Edward spends some time with a very-pregnant Bella and their unborn child. Warning- dangerously fluffy! Set during BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hurricane Bells by HellaCullen reviews
Edward thought he had the sweetest girlfriend in the whole world. That is, until a certain time of the month rolled around. One-shot, crackfic, ExB, rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naughty Bella by Owl and Crow reviews
While watching Harry Potter 4 Bella innocently notices the similarities between Cedric and Edward. Lemons follow! Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Love of a Highlander by Jennmc75 reviews
Written for The Age of Edward contest. Set in 1745 Scotland during the second Jacobite uprising. Bella and Edward are preparing for their wedding when they receive the news that Edward and his brothers have been called to fight. Rated M for lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Secret Admirer by Jennmc75 reviews
My entry for the "For My Valentine" contest. Bella is the invisible girl at Forks High. What happens when she learns that she has a secret admirer? Fluffy one-shot. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Midnight Caller by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella is left alone for the evening and has the entire house all to herself. Well, maybe not quite. . .M for dark, smutty times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,136 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shoots and Ladders by TFX reviews
Jasper had dreamed of helping people by becoming a firefighter his entire life. Right as his dreams are in his grasp he is singled out by his new Fire Captain. "For the Love of Jasper" O/S entry by Heelstominivan & TFX. AU/AH M Slash Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Leaving by Loulabelle reviews
ONE-SHOT! Bella is in a car accident and hurt bad. Which sexy EMT is on the scene first? You guessed it...Edward. A short, well not really, piece about one of our favourite couples. ALL HUMAN! READ&REVIEW! REALLY GOOD!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punish Me by jasperohHALEyeah reviews
Bella has been such a bad girl that she has to go see Principal Cullen. hot little one-shot that is my entry for the D/s birthday contest. ExB AH AU OOC rated M for LEMONS A PLENTY! please review it makes me smile!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Free At Last by darkxlight reviews
ON OFFICIAL HIATUS! After BD, Rather OOC and AU. Bella and Edward decide to take a month-long second honeymoon to explore both their new mansion and their sex life. What can they do in 31 days? Warning: Lemons galore starting w/ ch.2 ! BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,338 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Trapped in Heaven by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella, an outgoing advertising executive finds herself in a compromising position with a sexy man as the elevator in her office building breaks down. As she fears death, will this be the final chapter of her life, or will they save each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,200 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cleansing Fire by jaspers.girl.1985 reviews
Everyone is human, but it doesn't mean they're not monsters. After seven years, Bella and Edward Masen are in the midst of ending their marriage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,601 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You're Reading This by RobinCullen05 reviews
Bella finds a letter Edward wrote to her while serving in Iraq. Slightly based off the song 'If you're reading this'. ONE-SHOT. All human EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Arranged Marriage to the Vampire King! by SaruwatariAsuka reviews
ABANDONED. 6/18/10
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 45,410 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Scrumptious, Scottish Cowboys by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
One-shot for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Bella, Alice and Rose go on holiday to Scotland before college and meet some rather scrumptious cowboys at one of the local bars. Lemony goodness ensue All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Collar by Lethologica86 reviews
My entry to DefinatelySpoilt's D/s Birthday Contest. Alice has wanted Master Jasper's collar for a very long time. What happens when Master Edward informs her she will have a weekend try out with Jasper to see if she is a suitable submissive for him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Presidential Perfection by anni93 reviews
Carlisle is the President. Edward is the eldest son, expected to uphold the law at all times, and comply to his father's wishes. What happens when he falls for a Whitehouse tour guide? ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,667 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Posession of Treat by EclipsedofSoul reviews
When pleasure is taken by you, to sate your deepest, darkest desires, what lengths will you go to keep what is yours? Alt ending of ‘To be Treat’.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fields of Gold by Adieu l'apathie reviews
An abandoned boy with beautiful green eyes, a little girl who couldn't bare to see him homeless, and a love that blooms between the two. AH/AU "In his arms she fell as her hair came down, Among the fields of gold."-Fields of Gold, Sting
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Homeless but still loved by Swirlingtorments reviews
Bella and the Cullens hate each other with a passion.But most of all Bella hates Edward.But how will Edward and Bella's relationship change when the Cullens find out Bella's one prized secret,the secret she tries hard to hide every day, being homless.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,236 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great Below by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Addiction is a disease on many levels. When the little sister of a dealer meets the trusted friend, how will their relationship come about? M for adult themes, drug use, sex. AH OOC. Entry for Exploration of the Senses.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Inspiration by Isabel0329 reviews
When writer’s block gets in the way of Bella Swan’s second book, serendipity and misunderstandings bring her inspiration in a place she never thought she’d find it. Edward/Bella. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,096 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Very Cullen Christmas: Secret Santa by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
This year at the annual office Christmas party there's a Secret Santa mix-up. Rosalie/Emmett. Co-Written with my WeasleyWeakness for withthevampsofcourse and jandco's A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest. rated M because Em has a dirty mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Define Me by x.BadWolfRose.x reviews
-"Jake, what was it like when you imprinted?" I saw the mixture of thoughts and pictures that whizzed around Jacob’s head "It's like she’s the only thing that matters. Every thing you do, every decision you make, it’s all for her. She defines you Seth."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,566 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Seth
Time for Everything and Everything its place by Roseville reviews
SaraLee Danes is abducted and kept in a chamber for 250 years when she wakes it is now 2251. She didn't belong in 2009 how in the hell is she to find her purpose here? Will SaraLee be able to find her calling before its too late for the Enterprise?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,310 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - C. Pike
White Lies by Southern Spell reviews
Otto's wife has just discovered that he's a squire.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Wendy's by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella can't stop thinking about the silent yet intense boy who watches her at school. What happens when they meet, late at night, at Wendy's? Rated M for my usual. . .language and smut. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Secret Agent Love by Finnie reviews
Bella takes a trip to London, she gets herself into trouble. Agent Cullen is assigned to take care of Bella until this is settled and she is allowed out of the country. One problem, they hate each other. Can the events given start a secret agent love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Clear Sight by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
My entry for the Once Upon a Twilight Contest. Bella Swan stumbles upon a mysterious man who is as still as a statue but with a beating heart. She releases him from his paralysis and he helps her out... by kidnapping her. Not that she minds too much. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rare Sunny Summer by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella's grandmother passes away, she leaves her house in Forks, which is in shambles to Bella in her will. What happens when Bella hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to fix the damages? Entry for the Summer of Smut Contest - ONE OF TWO WINNERS -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rock 'em Sock 'em Cowboys by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A bad break up, a night of drinking and a bull operating cowboy all lead up to one beautiful thing. Bella and Jasper, AH, MATURE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Smart One by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ '“You have to kiss me. You know, because I am so distraught." “Yes,” she remarked. “You look absolutely heartbroken.”'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Not Alone by Lamb on Heroin reviews
Tutor-girl Bella Swan just watches life from afar, crushing on the most popular guy on highschool and star of the Tree Hill Ravens is not easy, but what if that crush goes both ways? SMC ENTRY One Tree Hill/Twilight - ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen After Dark by twilightedseattlegirl reviews
My entry for vjgm's Trust in Advertising crack-fiction contest. We know what happens at the advertising agency during the day, but what about after hours? Eric the security guard's lips are sealed, kind-of. A mix of smut and silliness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
For Her Safety by Goodbye Angel reviews
I couldn't have both forever; it would all have to end very soon, for her safety and mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3968 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Loose Lips, Sink Ships by Spunk.Ransom.Is.Love reviews
This is a Jasper and Alice story. There is a major twist, though. Edward, Bella, Rosalie, Emmett, Esme, Carlisle, and Jasper all move to Forks. Alice is basically in Bella's position of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Into The Light by CameronDanvers reviews
As Cameron Danvers comes back to her forgotten home of Ipswich, will she shine brighter than she had ever hoped to, or will she wish she had never tried? ReidOC
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,189 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Reid G.
900 Ways to Make Money by heelstominivan reviews
Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anniversaries and Rabbits by nobloodnofoul reviews
A One Shot on ExB married life. A doctor Edward neglected wife Bella forgotten 3 year anniverary FAIL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Gift by rmcrms5 reviews
Bella only wants one thing for her birthday. She has always been the strong one. She’s been dreaming of a tall, dark & handsome man who can take charge. Could he be real or is he only a dream? AU/OOC Rated "M"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Sexy Lifeguard by latuacantante18 reviews
Bella is on vacation with her inattentive mother. She feels bored and annoyed before she sees the sexy lifeguard on duty, and she will do anything to get his attention. Lemon,Mature REVIEW PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009
To Believe In Miracles by Golden Fruit reviews
Once upon a time Emmett Swan ran away from a family, turning his back on his past. Life for him is almost happy, but when he returns home to unveil his past to his new family, who should he find... but his baby sister all grown up. AU, All Human, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,935 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Once Upon a One Night Stand by come back running xx reviews
Bella's had a series of bad boyfriends & tired of it. She has a one night stand with Edward CEO of a large company, and secretly a mafia boss. Next day Bella leaves and Edward's distraught. He turns obsessive and will stop at nothing to have her back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,665 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
No Matter What by NanMcCullen reviews
What will happen when Edward Cullen, heir to the Cullen fortune meets lower middle class, scholarship recipient Bella Swan? Cross-over between Twilight and Love Story. All Human/AU. Rated M for language, adult themes, and later lemons. *ON HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,649 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promises, Promises by NyteRock reviews
Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to help him. AU/AH Lemony one-shot. My entry for the DTE contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
The New Year's List by E.C. Cullen reviews
BxAxR come up with a list of things to do before 2008 ends. Bella is in for a wild ride with her two best friends and Edward just happens to be there every step of the way. Crude/sexual humor, all human. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
Grading Papers by grtchn reviews
Bella and Edward are teachers. Bella is grading papers and Edward thinks she needs a break and distraction! Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. AH/OOC. Lemon. Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Gangster by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Example entry for the Age of Edward Contest: Edward Cullen is the infamous mobster who happens to take it up with the chief of police, what would his motives for blackmailing the chief be? ExB Lemon, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Bad Day by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
Love Through Lemons contest entry Bella's had a horrid day and Edward does his best to make it better. His VERY best ;- Just a bit 'o the smut AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Call of the Vampire by Just4ALE reviews
3rd story in the 'American Vampire Series.' Read as B&E's relationship progresses. Now engaged, will they make it to the altar? AU/Vampires/Humans. My vamps are slightly different from SM's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,352 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Park Bench Portrait by Neica reviews
Working for R.L.H Enterprises, Bella knows she's an outcast. An oddity. She's Isabella The Invisible. When an artist named E.A.C exhibits his work in the local gallery, Bella is rendered speechless when she notices her figure...repeated in every image.B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,489 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Dream by Sabelina reviews
Jayeliwood's Contest: Bella is love with Edward- the prep that hates her, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8666 - Favs: 14,021 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadow! by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
Bella plays a game from her childhood and has the power to annoy all the Cullens. please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007
My Perfect Sundae by OhThoseGoldenEyes reviews
Because we all love Edward Cullen shirtless and coated in...well...you'll find out. Post Eclipse. Fluff! *Disclaimer*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Highlander by Namariel reviews
Scotland, April 1745. With the Battle of Culloden casting a shadow over their heads, Edward and Bella share their last days together. BPOV. One-shot for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,704 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Helping Out by ResDes2 reviews
I might change the name. Edward finds Emmett in the locker room. What might happen? Well, read it to find out. Slash. Rated M for a reason. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Do it NOW! by heartsandroses reviews
Bella starts off just trying to get her sexy vampire boyfriend to make love to her, but when things take a turn for the worst how will Bella and Edward handle it? RxR please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Edward, Bella
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Relieving Sexual Frustrations by APlethoraOfGreatness reviews
Every chapter is a lemon of its own kind. Chapter one is really suck-ish because it's really old, but I can't seem to let it go. I swear, every chapter will leave you wanting more. Don't believe me? Then check it out and review! Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,249 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Post Game Touchdown by stolenxsanity reviews
Entry for SMC Contest - featuring the show Friday Night Lights. Jasper, the star quarterback, focuses his life around his one passion, football. That is until Alice shows up, but what's a guy to do when the girl he finds himself falling for is his new coa
Crossover - Twilight & Friday Night Lights - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Before I Die by sisterhoodfan reviews
Edward has cancer. He knows that he'll die soon, and before that happens, he wants to have fun with his life. He doesn't want to find love, but as he has 'fun', he meets a girl, named Bella. AH AU BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,966 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Knew It! by hoshi.na-chan reviews
Slight-EdwardBella. It was just like another day at Forks when Mike Newton pointed an accusing finger at Edward Cullen in front of all the people. “I KNEW IT, CULLEN! I KNEW IT! The sun will reveal your secret!” he proclaimed proudly. Oneshot-CrackFic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Magnus & Alec iPod Challenge by NerdyBookLover reviews
MagnusXAlec iPod Challenge. I put my iPod on shuffle and wrote little snippets of stories about Magnus and Alec that related to each song. Hope you like it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Snapshots of Desire by Isabel0329 reviews
Quick snippets of Edward and Bella's love affair and their exploits in bed. Chapters are not related to each other. AU, All-Human. Definitely OOC. Rated M for sex and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Something More by Summer Leah reviews
Edward and Bella are dating, but both want something more out of their sex life. LEMONY SMUT! AH, OOC, dominant Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Best Physical Ever by spuntinsel reviews
A series of one-shots featuring Doctor Edward and Bella. It all starts when Bella schedules her yearly check-up with Dr. Cullen. Follows the couple through lemony events in their relationship. Hot and humorous.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reluctant by TakingBackSunday reviews
“I’m wearing my Slytherin knickers.” She offered feebly. “I’ll be able to spot those easily during the match.” Granger, she’s Malfoy’s. This is their forbidden affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,011 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Going To Sleep by Babette12 reviews
After being wounded on the field of battle in Gettysburg, Edward contemplates the significant events of his life. One-shot for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8031 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 3,137 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Per Omnia Saecula Saeculorum by NerdyBookLover reviews
This is the scene from COG in Accords Hall that everyone seems to love. AlecXMagnus. COG spoilers. Beware!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11614 - Favs: 8,495 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teach Me to Love by Kapootya reviews
Bella 27; English Professor. Edward 36; Famous novelist. Rosalie 23; Italian heiress. Emmett 25; Football coach. Jasper 21; engineering undergrad student. Alice 27; Fashion Designer. This is their story. BPov, Emotional, Lemons, Human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,687 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember Me by readingmama reviews
A angsty one shot about a Bella with no memory and the hot young doctor trying to help her find it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suite 2226 by goldentemptress reviews
What lies behind the door of Suite 2226? Will Bella’s life ever be the same if she succumbs to the desire she feels for a forbidden lover? One-Shot entry to the Forbidden Love Affair Contest won 4th place, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forever Yours by krizue reviews
He left to protect her, but what was on his mind that first month after going away? "No I couldn t be selfish again, even if the pain was swallowing me, she deserved happiness, and my misery was a fair price to pay, for her to be ok" Edward on New Moon
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dead Air by Esmi76 reviews
Bella Swan aka, Kristin Kennedy is an investigative radio journalist who delves into corruption and greed. When death threats begin the F.B.I. is called in. With body’s stacking up, can Agents McCarty and Cullen figure it out before Bella ends up dead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
Dammit, Jim! by reen212000 reviews
What happened after the grand escape, and before the ceremony. I totally needed some closure.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Flashback by Britani Gael reviews
Jim has a lot less fun when he tries the Kobayashi Maru for the first time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/11/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Lick the Platter Clean by RedWingNut reviews
Bella spends the evening as a serving tray. BxE. AU/AH. One shot. Senseless smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Parody of Pearls by starlit skyes reviews
Ginny can't find the expensive pearl necklace her mother-in-law, Narcissa, gave her. She doesn't want to imagine how Draco would react. Join Ginny in her panic as she searches wildly for the dratted item of jewelry, and the hilarity that ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Classroom Fantasies by kyla713 reviews
Alice is a professor at Dartmouth, who has an unhealthy attraction to one of her students. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19433 - Favs: 12,146 - Follows: 5,561 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Illicit Liaison by Devy-Artemis reviews
Edward & Bella are attracted to each other,yet can’t have a relationship.He is Bella’s nephew, through an adoptive relation.But the world sees them as relatives,and it’s still a taboo. So,will they give into temptation and pursue a forbidden relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friend's Sister by Hidge reviews
Entry for Forbidden Love Affair, A Contest of Hidden Desires. Edward Cullen has a problem. He's in love with his best friend's sister. His best friend's only rule: Friends don't fool around with friends' sisters. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Am His Pet by Mrs.Wholesome reviews
The world was falling all around us, and in the chaos, we made a deal; He would give me life, love, lust. He would give me as much as he could...for a price a course; my loyalty, my dignity, and my spirit. He would break me until I bowed on my own... *ExB Post-Apocalyptic world, Dark characters*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Open Padlock by mercedesfrk1121 reviews
Bella is not fully satisfied with Edward after she becomes a vampire.She then starts to look else where for release. Very lemony. D\s.Read if you dare my first fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,679 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
No Sex in the Champagne Room by jkane180 reviews
Rosalie's a stripper. Emmett's an undercover cop, busting strippers who take money for illegal activity in private rooms. Rosalie's not taking money but there's sex going on in the champagne room! Oneshot for the Forbidden Love Affair Contest. AU/AH LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Strike! by Topazeyedsoul reviews
ONE-SHOT! Edward loves bowling. One night, one game, one girl and everything changes. ExB. AU/AH. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Frontier by Melolabel reviews
AU,AH,BxE,OOC. Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied? M for adult themes and future limey situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,259 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Corrupting Bella by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
A series of one-shots depicting the rest of Bella and Edward's year long get away. Sequel to my one-shot discovered desires, dangerous desperation AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,920 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe by fat1236 reviews
Rose hates Draco, but a chance encouter under enchanted Mistletoe could make things awkward. Draco Malfoy one-shot. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Let Them Look by MoonNRoses reviews
Post CoG with spoilers! This is the moment when Alec realizes just how he's been feeling for Magnus and finally does something about it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Drums, Bass, and Bella LEMON! by AprilAnne reviews
Bella's drunk at a party. Edward is watching over her to make sure she stays safe. But he never thought that he was the one that would need protecting when things get down and dirty. ExB LEMON-freaking-ADE No longer a two-shot... mmm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
An American Vampire in Chicago by Just4ALE reviews
Bella is a business school student when she meets Edward, a PhD student. Is this handsome stranger too good to be true? AU/Vampires/Humans. My vamps are slightly different from SM's. Indie TwiFic Award Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,693 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Absence of Light by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Since Edward left her in the forest in New Moon, Bella is plagued by a reoccurring nightmare and Edward fights his inner demon. Both struggle with their feelings as they are confronted by reminders of how their lives have changed. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surprise Encounter by ninirific reviews
Bella is a successful Public Relations professional. She is hired by a company to launch their product. What happens when their financial backer is someone from her past? D/s Birthday Contest Entry. AH, AU, OOC. Edward/Bella. GRAPHIC LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bachelorette:The Twilight Edition by Poptarts.Shoelaces reviews
Bella has never met any of the Cullens, She has just graduated High School, and is loveless. Edward Cullen has also not found love for 109 years. Will he find true love on The Bachelorette? Tune in to find out! Supernatural included. Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,897 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Carlisle's Kitten by KittenEm reviews
Ever wonder what Carlisle keeps under his desk? D/s Birthday Contest Entry. AH/AU/OOC. Carlisle/Esme. GRAPHIC LEMON & ADULT MATURE THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Gift Wrapped by Rejhan reviews
CoG Spoilers! Set after the series, it's Magnus's birthday, and Alec is having trouble finding a present. Turning to Clary and Isabelle for help, they drag him out on a shopping trip to find that 'perfect' present. One shot. Alec/Magnus. COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Roleplay Reward by katie-masen reviews
Before, he had made love to her. Slow, passionate and full of love. This wasn’t love making. This was sex, lust fueled,sex. This was total complete possession and she willingly gave herself to his pleasure. ExB LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Black,Copper, Blonde, and Brown by inatowncalledforks reviews
A party is being throw for Doms And Subs.Doms include: Carlise, Edward, Alice, and Rose. Subs: Esme, Bella, Jasper, and Emmett Future lemons and fluff, au, ah, occ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Will Obey MePart Two by MaeCullen17 reviews
This is part two to "You Will Obey Me"...obviously. Edward let's his jealousy & fury take over. **Major Lemons** Very OOC. DTE. Now Complete! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It all falls down by mimiFish reviews
AH/AU On their 3rd anniversary Edward and Bella are assaulted, when Bella wakes she doesn't remember Edward or their life together. How will she deal finding out she's pregnant Love/Angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,124 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Red Rose by Snowystar15 reviews
Year 1918, before twilight:What if Edward had a sister? What if she found herself falling in love with a vampire that is not so vegetarian? Step into the complicated romance of Eleanor and Alexander. What will happen when Edward meets her 100 years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,855 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
I'm Forgetting by ILoveEdwardCullenx reviews
A Tragic Story. Oneshot! Edward and Bella are married, and one day Edward goes for an interview. He goes by train on the exact date of the London Train Bombings. What happens? Will Edward survive? Or will Bella lose her soulmate? All Human. R And R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Docta' Docta' by Rosette-Cullen reviews
An average human commodity of a doctor's visit turns into a bit more for Edward. Edward and Carlisle, Slash, M for graphic lemon and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Riding The Rails by Captain Jezebel reviews
Bella lives in NYC, one day while riding the subway she sees a very sexy stranger who gives her the ride of her life. AU AH OOC BxE one shot lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friend's Girl by latuacantante18 reviews
SMC contest.Now story. After Bella dumps Jasper he goes for help from the infamous Edward. And Edward is going to make sure Bella gets the worst date of her life. Lemon, Mature. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Shower Room Firsts by katie-masen reviews
Edward has a disturbing dream of the new girl, Bella and debates with himself wheither it was a one off thing and forget it ever happened or will it reoccur when he returns to sleep at night. Read and find out.. ExB LEMON OOC-while in the land of dreams ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
I Like Your Nose by BritishBitches reviews
Edward meets a gorgeous brunette in a subway station, and can't get her out of his head. If he didn't believe in love at first sight before, he certainly does now. He doesn't even know her name, but if it's meant to be he'll find her. BxE One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Living Dead and Night Dwellers by Esme Plutonian reviews
A Southern Vampire Series and Twilight crossover. Seth goes to Louisiana when vampires out themselves to the public with the invention of synthetic blood. He expects to meet more supernaturals, but he gets more than he bargained for in little Bon Temps.
Crossover - Twilight & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/14/2009
Fever by Verity Hemingway reviews
Bella has the flu, and Edward is distraught. He lost the only family that he had to the same disease almost a century ago, and he can't go through that again. No- this time it's worse. Will the prognosis be benign, or is history destined to repeat itself?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soldier Baby by TheSimplestMelody reviews
What happens when Edward leaves to go fight for his country and leaves Bella with a secret? Will he find out beofore it's to late? R&R ALL HUMAN OOC! Rated T for possible language. DISCLAIMER: STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS ALL... I JUST TWISTED THE STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,803 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
The Quiddicth Match by muggleinlove reviews
My second entry into the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Lemony Twilight/Harry Potter Crossover. Bella/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Therapist by musicluv585 reviews
All Human OOC. Bella is a Journalist in NY. But what happens when she is assigned to get information about the infamous "Therapist". Will sparks fly or will danger be lurking by? EXB Please R&R. Rated M for LOTS of Lemons in future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Suitable Angel by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
My entry for the ThreeSmutketeers Steamy Movie Crossover competition. Edward the vampire comes across X5 Bella in the woods. Cross over with Dark Angel. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surprises by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Edward surprises Bella after a rather personal and intimate moment. But the real surprise is his reaction. My entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thirty Two Years by Aki Kochou reviews
Edward sticks to his decision to keep Bella human and he watches her until she dies. Then he's given a once in the lifetime opportunity: To do it all over again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Revelations by Katmm reviews
Jacob/Renesmee As Jake's feelings for Nessie change, how will it play out? Gotta love a good romance...Rated T for some language and quite a bit of lemonade...One of the very first Jake/Nessie fanfics!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,421 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sloth: a Love Story by acirelemagne reviews
My contribution to the "Confessions of a Sinner" Series dreamed up by Guineapigbarbie! I got SLOTH! YAY! It's Slothful Bella and OCD Edward and a couple of pairs of rubber gloves!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever by suck-this-human reviews
An Alice/Jasper lemon. review if i should write more.... flames welcome
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
White sand and dark jungles by OMGalarm reviews
A plain crashes on a deserted island, and only eight people survive. With no rescue in sight, they have to fight for survival. Bella also has to fight her relentless attraction to some of the men on the island.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of the Jungle by OliviaJane reviews
SMCC Entry. Hardass Rosalie-Cocky Emmett are lost in the Amazon Rainforest. Will they get past their differences and fall madly in love or just deeply in lust? Come along for the adventure and see for yourself. Full Summary Inside/AU/AH/OOC SWEET LEMONADE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Food Fights by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
A Dozen Roses by Lost in Believing reviews
On Valentines Day, a boy went to the girl and gave her a dozen roses. Eleven of them were real and one of them was fake. He said he would love her until all of the roses died. Valentines Day One shot. Edward&Bella AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Candy Hearts by nia-ox reviews
Bella decides she's boycotting Valentine's Day after a horrendous experience the past year. Her plans go off to a bad start, but will Cupid look kindly upon her? ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Secret Love by xxtwilightxxfanxx reviews
Used to be "What AIM is REALLY for", and used to be a one-shot, but is now a full story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edwards Nerves by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
Emmett is bored and decideds to annoy Edward through his thoughts....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Saving My Life by muggleinlove reviews
Written for the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Edward is James Bond and Bella is a Bond girl. What happens when Edward gets poisoned? Lemon, Bella/Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bells and Angel Wings by twilightmom reviews
For the SMC contest.Can an angel in training convice Edward he was meant to be a vampire? Based on the movie It's a Wonderful Life. One shot - M for Smuffy Lemons. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Like the Movies by DeltaSwan90 reviews
Edward is a famous actor who isn't satisfied with his life. He and his good friend Alice are off to film the newest superhero flick. After a fight with his boss, he ends up meeting someone who may just change the way he feels about his life. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,299 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's The Original Oneshot by profmom72 reviews
For My Valentine Contest Entry. Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. One shot written with HMonster4.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadeslayer by NanMcCullen reviews
2nd entry for SMCC. Edward is the new dragon rider who falls in love with an elf he finds in his dreams. When he realizes she's real and rescues her, can he win her heart? If he survives battle. Cross between Twilight and Eragon. Rated M for lemons. A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4893 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to be Edward Cullen by OMGalarm reviews
How To Be/Twilight. The lonely nerd Edward that 'just needs a little help sometimes' gets friendly with popular Bella. Things changes when she wants to give him a makeover and take him to prom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Prime by StarlightSuccubus reviews
23 and 37 are both prime numbers, and people that age are on their sexual peak, also known as their prime. This is written for the SMC Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Closed Book Bella by BookMe reviews
Edward Cullen is Bella's councellor. She's his longest running case who also messes up his amazing sucess rate statistics. Find out Bella's dark secret and find out how Edward cracks her. Edward and the Cullens-Vampires, Bella-Human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Angel of Music by Sabelina reviews
For the SMCC, What happenes if Edward was the Phantom Of the Opera and Bella is Christin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Bury Love by Kitschisme reviews
My entry for the ThreeSmutketeers' Steamy Movie Crossover Contest! Twilight/Six Feet Under. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Muffin Man by JustBiteMePLease reviews
When Bella's sexy new neighbor insists on teasing her, she bakes him muffins. And he takes a bite. AU AH Bella/Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Life's Not So Little Surprises by little ol' blue eyes reviews
Anything can happen over the course of a day. Edward's trip to the bank to pay in a cheque turns his life around.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr And Mrs Cullen by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
2nd SMC entry! Edward and Bella are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill the same person. Thing is- neither of them know about the other's occupation. Love gets lethal between husband and wife and deadly secrets are revealed. ExB, LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bedazzled by ashel-13 reviews
For Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Dorky Bella will do anything for Jacob, even sell her soul. But the tables are turned when Edward shows up to make her dreams come true. E/B AU. Hope you all enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Man vs Isle by Fairest of Them All reviews
This is my entry for the SMC contest. Edward Grylls and his camera woman, Bella must survive the jungle of Isle Esme. Things get steamy for these two in the rain forest. Exotic, survival one-shot. Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dragonplay by haleyusf reviews
SMC Contest Entry: Twilight and Starsky&Hutch cross-over! Detectives Edward Starsky and Jasper Hutchinson investigate a case and discover more than they bargained for! E/J love! One shot. Rated M for a reason! Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Empty Lab Adventures by dqwhit19 reviews
For the SMC Contest: Twilight and Bones! Dr. Bella Swan is a famous forensic anthropologist and Edward Cullen is her FBI agent partner. What happens when he visits her lab and they are alone? Will he finally indulge in his fantasies?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Will Work Fer Smut by vanillabeans reviews
NC-17 One-Shot! Bella, being engrossed in a happily fulfilling, if conventional relationship, returns home one evening to find a side of Edward she's never seen before... a side we like to call: Domward. Written solely for my bb antiaol. NC-17/MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 218 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire Edward by calin-durus reviews
Second entry for the SMC hosted by the threesmuttskeeters! Bella works for a secret organization that studys and cataloges all that is supernatural and unkown, what happens when the object of her obsession and fantaisies meet? M for Smut lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pleasure, Thy Treat by EclipsedofSoul reviews
Pleasure is not always given, sometimes it is taken... and sometimes it is both. SMC contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Full Moon by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
He made her feel safe and in the darkness he could make her forget. Entry for the SMC Contest. AU/AH. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Intimacy by shouvley reviews
Bella is married to Jasper and has been sleeping with Edward for a year. Now Bella has to tell Jasper. Crossover with movie Closer. For SMC contest. B/J & B/E Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Accidental IT Girl by Sky Cullen-Black reviews
Bella Swan; known for her thick head and sharp skill, and a fear of poverty, is one of New York’s most savvy paparazzi. That is until she locked horns with Hollywood’s hottest bachelors. Edward Masen; Known for his grammies and looks, hates the papparazzi
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
OH MY GOD! EDWARD IS IN MY MATH CLASS! by Ghislaine Cullen reviews
The title kind of explains the whole thing...Rated T because I don't want to get caught by the rating police. Canon pairings, post B.D. And I would sure like some reviews! D Hmmm... I still have room in this summary...lalalalalalalala... OK, not anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward
Anatomy for Dummies by redireas reviews
Inspired by Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest: a oneshot turned story. There is a new addition to the Fork's High faculty. Three guesses as to who: he teaches anatomy, is young and sexy, and just might have a thing for Bella... Lemony and M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,588 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alice of Angel Avenue by EclipsedofSoul reviews
Alice has always been able to see things others couldn’t, her very own guardian angel for example, but she didn’t see what she would feel for him... SMC contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jasper, Where's Your Accent? by writing love on your arms reviews
“Jasper, where’s your accent?” He paused. “Well, Bells, that’s a long story.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Woman Scorned by minivanx reviews
The one question all men fear. "Edward, am I fat?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Save Me by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward travels to a land far, far from Forks to embark on an epic adventure. A/H. Twilight/Shrek. My entry into the SMC contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Belong Together by Head-First-Fearless reviews
SMC contest entry! For all time it was said that their love, brought down a kingdom. Remember them. A Twilight rendition of how the tragic love story of Tristan and Isolde began. AU/AH Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Past, Presents, & Future by JayneRulis reviews
Edward has realized it's the day before Valentine's Day. When he finds the perfect gift for his high school sweetheart it changes their lives for the better. AU/H My Entry for Manyafandom and Isabel0329 's "For My Valentine" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Practical Application by Voldemort Perfumes reviews
My Entry for the SMC Contest. Twilight crossover with Cruel Intentions. One-shot. Feat. Dirty Talkin Edward and Dirty Talkin Jasper. One canon pair, one non-canon. Lots of fun smut. Reviews are oh so adorable. Happy hunting, readers!
Crossover - Cruel Intentions & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Edward - Complete
Dirty Dancing by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Collab between LadyInBlue6 and Rosette-Cullen; A night of dancing and tame experiences turns into a wild ride.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Be Mine, Miss Valentine? by Raptured Ignorance reviews
Valentines Day at Forks High School isn't usually this fun. Roses mean everything, and a note leaves Miss Bella Swan breathless. AH/One-Shot. For Isabel0329's "For My Valentine" contest!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Gods & Limo Rides by Voldemort Perfumes reviews
Co-written with Kayanne. Our Entry for The KittenMischief contest hosted by fiberkitty&mischief-maker1. Bella meets a mysterious stranger who gives her a ride in his limo. Double entendre, anyone? Rated M for lemony content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Benjamin - Complete
Backseat Bingo by Calendulam reviews
Poodle skirts, letterman sweaters, and if Bella is lucky, maybe a little bit of backseat bingo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eddie, The Eater, Cullen by lollercakes reviews
Bella's the new girl in Forks who catches the attention of notorious mobster Edward Cullen. They have more in common than it seems at first, leading to a food-filled romp and romance. Co-written with mmmaaadworld and missedstoplight from Livejournal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Life, My Love, My Everything by jEaNs 'N' tEe GiRl reviews
A simple one shot, Edward and Bella meet their Senior year in high school, after school Edward joins the Marine Corps and many things come about in the wake of his joining. EXB pairing and mention of others. AH a bit OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Way He Is by just drifting reviews
The way he is. He's her Jasper. And that's all there is to it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Storm by xxBlueButterflyHottixx reviews
For the SMC contest. Edward and Bella spend their final night together. Lemon Filled goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Worship by Sic Et Non reviews
They would fight tomorrow but tonight was theirs. For the Steamy Movie Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
President Evil by anatagasuki reviews
“Let’s get her get stuck with an ultimately WICKED, SADISTIC and PROCRASTNATING boss.” And the Gods all connived to send Edward FREAKING Masen in my life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Toast by feelthewindxx reviews
They had never spoken to one another. Just little glances, a polite smile, or a simple nod. Sometimes, when the other wasn't looking, they snuck little admiring glances toward each other. ...To the new Mr. and Mrs. Masen" -AU AH BxE Fluff-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventeen Years by Tinkerbella C reviews
Based on Some Kind of Wonderful. What happens when Bella's nerdy best friend Edward suddenly asks Rosalie Hale to the prom and she has to deal with the aftermath? AH. Oneshot. First Fic hopefully better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spank Me, Slap Me, Ink Me Baby by jaxinthebox7 reviews
Boring old Bella decides she needs a tattoo, I think we know who her sexy tattoo artist is. A one shot, turned four-shot Now Complete! AH/AU ExB EmxR JxA Fluffy/Smutty
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
I Want You to Want Me by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
SMC contest entry! Bella is broken hearted and Edward hates being the fifth wheel of his lovesick family. What happens when the two meet in Sin City, you ask? A drunken night that ends in holy matrimony and a lot more in between. ExB! One-shot, lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paramours by Jackie713 reviews
Edward leaves Bella with Jasper while he goes hunting for the weekend with the rest of his family. Bella thinks nothing of this arrangement. But does Jasper have any plans? BXJ BXE Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Love is a Four Letter word by calin-durus reviews
for the STEAMY MOVIE CROSSOVER. Crossover of Love the hard way and twilight. Edward is a shady man, whom is hot for a young co-ed. What will happen when she pushes him about his profession to far. M for smut, language and drug refrences. ExB AH very OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Friends by Usernames.Are.Silly reviews
I wrote this as originally as a one shot for the Sexy Edward contest but I've had an idea and I'm going to write a little more! check out my profile for more information!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Hate Is A Strong Word by MrsJasperHale reviews
EXBAU. "JEEZ? WE ARE MARRIED AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS JEEZ? You don't say jeez when you accidentally marry someone! You say jeez when you drop a dish!"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,880 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8199 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
The Very Heart of You by PassionforTwilight reviews
Edward is struck by the unending love his wife displays. A fluffy, one-shot “For My Valentine” Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 210 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 3,975 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Pain by CullensAndHalesForever reviews
So...Say Bella and Emmett walked in on Rosalie and Edward making love?What would they do?Maybe they fall for eachother...Maybe they dont.READ TO FIND OUT!Better than it sounds! Read & Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,917 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008
Never A Bride SMC Contest by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella's in love with her boss, Emmett, but he's engaged to her cousin. What happens when she starts spending time with his brother, Edward instead? 27 Dresses/Twilight crossover. M for mature. Lemons. Written for the SMC Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward is a WHAT? by JackieWackie reviews
This is a spin off of the original story. Bella Swan has a twin brother, who is homosexual. This story is meant to be funny and the characters may be a little - well out of character. Bella, who is the older of the two, is very flirty and VERY protective.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Come Sit On Santa's Lap by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Edward is volunteered to play the Santa for the Seattle Mall by Emmett. Guess who Alice pushes on his lap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phone Numbers by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
The guys minus Carlisle bring Bella clubbing. They decide to play a 'game' at the end of the night and Bella's not to happy when the guys don't count her as competition! Will she prove them right or will they have their butts kicked by a human?R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snuggies! by Tippi.Hates.Birds reviews
Bella buys a Snuggie and explains their positive points to Edward. Cute! I don't own Snuggies or Twilight. It's a blanket with arms!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Model Behavior by The Green One reviews
Bella is an out-of-work model that has just been booked for a major campaign. The catch? Her photographer is the sexy, hate-filled, critical Edward and he hates her at first glance. Can they ever work together or will this job flop? BxE All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008
Close encounters of the Supermarket kind by Black Angel reviews
Bella learns for the first time just how hard being a Cullen can be when she runs into Jessica at the supermarket. Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Facades by Mango Schmango reviews
Hades/Persephone. Everyone thought that their union was a passionless one of detachment and barely concealed resentment, especially on Persephone's side. But an individual must never be deceived by appearances.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Happy New Year by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Alone by Arwennicole reviews
Edward and Bella have been dating since their sophomore year in high school. Now that they are juniors in college, Edward thinks it is time to take their relationship to the next level, but something happens that could change all their plans. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Last Time by unkowenpotter reviews
Edward is the most fearsom Pirate Captain who ruled the seas. Even more he is a vampier. When he decids to settel down and take a wife will he pick Miss Swan? sound better than it really is. read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Distractions by teamEdwardonly reviews
What all were the schemes of Bella when Edward tried not to touch her while on their honeymoon? Read on for the trials and tribulations of a wife lusting after her vampire husband.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,159 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gift by gingerbreadcoffin reviews
Dark AU. "I didn’t want one. I repeatedly expressed my desire for anything but a vampire for my 18th birthday....What they were used for didn’t seem right for me either; sex or violence. You could torture one when you were upset or sleep with it."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Under the Mistletoe by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa’s workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y’all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Southern Lovin' by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A Christmas trip send Alice away from home and while Jasper's stuck at home, he finds that the "Tension" becomes too much. One-shot, smut, smut, smutty Christmas present for Kitschisme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Jingle Bella Rock by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The seasonal obligation of finding a tree turns into much more. One-shot, ExB smut, smut, smutty holiday gift for dvorndran
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Geekward Christmas by cdunbar reviews
AU of Resident Geek, set during the Christmas season. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Prisons by WinndSinger reviews
Edward discovers that Victoria is pressing charges against him with the Volturi for killing James. See the trial, the punishment, and the results as poor Edward faces the wrath of vampire court.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Meteor by BasicallyRed reviews
New Moon from Edward's perspective, this story is following in Stephenie Meyer's Midnight Sun footsteps, or at least what I believe they were, I have not read the draft. See what happens to Edward when he leaves Bella... and his world tumbles into darknes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,943 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Night by heartxofxblack reviews
Bella wants to have sex. They do it once then the next time Edward looses it.LEMONS! people please read and review this is my first fan fic so i want to know if you like it! I suck at summeries!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
I'm Yours by asianpersuasion10 reviews
AH, ExB, One-Shot, Lemon. When you fall in love with your best friend, it's not always smooth sailing...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gone by just drifting reviews
She's gone. Gone. Gone. Gone. Gone. Didyme is dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. He is alone. Alone. Alone. Alone. Alone...How would Marcus feel when his mate is taken away from him? This is Marcus's story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Marcus - Complete
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Kiss Begins With Kay by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Concentrate on a memory, and you end up alone by starfishgobo reviews
This takes place after Bella gives birth in Breaking Dawn. During giving birth she died and Edward wasn't able to save her. This is Edward's grief and thoughts after that fateful day. Oneshot. warning- may make you cry so have tissues on stand by! sorry :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Edward's Two Desires by BellaXXMarieXXCullen reviews
Edward must always battle his desire for Bella's blood. But would about her body?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
Pens & Sharpies by pleasebiteme reviews
Let the Cullens pass notes! I find it hilarious. Maybe you shall, too. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Cotton Tail by ms.mutiny reviews
Set in the 19th century. Bella is captured and taken to a brothel that belongs to the Cullen family. AU, OOC, vampires. Edward/Bella. Please review so I know whether to post more. 'I cringed as his finger stroked my neck. It was as cold as ice. “So pure."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Operation: Leggy Brunette by Crazyinulover reviews
Jacob wants whats best for Edward, and he wants whats best for Bella. So he and the boys make a plan to make sure that Edward and Bella will live happily ever after. No matter what happens along the way. AU AH previously "A good thing"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,254 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Play It Again Edward by MadeleineJade reviews
Jaded Phantom Productions brings you this entry into Withthevampsofcourse’s and Jandco’s A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest. AH ExB. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Desire Box by EdwardCullen4President reviews
Bella Swan is the geek of school and recieves a special box from a gypse that is said to make her deepest desire come true. What happens when a bronze haired, niave boy magically appears in her house? ExB. All human. OOC. Five-shot. Sequel?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've been thinking by KooTheDancer reviews
On the night before the summer holidays start, Rose Weasley gets her heart broken for the stupidest reason she's ever heard. How will she cope next year, with NEWTs and her ex? and Please R&R, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Poolside Glow by Shinigamiaa reviews
Expanded one-shot: When Bella's stresses get too much to handle, she decides to take a quick walk by the motel's pool. What happens there will leave her wanting more. Rated M for LEMONS. All human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Setting The Table by ashel-13 reviews
Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas: The Trip Home Outtake by mskathy reviews
The lovely and talented NaughtypastryChef and I are wrote this for The First Annual jandco and wtvoc “A Very Cullen Christmas” Collaboration Contest! A Christmas trip gets a little heated. ExBxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Booyah Achieved by herinfiniteeyes reviews
One-shot with Edward and Bella at a Minus the Bear show in Seattle. Sexy times. Lemony adventure for all!MA for mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words Unspoken by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
“…I heard the baby earlier.” Edward’s gaze turned back to Bella. “I can hear his thoughts.” Unable to stop his face from twisting into a mixture of shock and confusion, Jasper was thankful that his brother wasn’t looking at him.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Tailor by Frankie326 reviews
Edward needs the finishing touches on his wedding tux. However, he is not looking forward to the poking and probing from the elderly Ms. Jessica Stanley. He is pleasantly surprised to find the new intern to take care of him. One-shot E/B Lemon OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Have You Lived Before This Life? by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
It's never too late to lay the past to rest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
It's an Honor by mackgirl reviews
Rose and Scorpius have just had their first child... but what happens when they let their families know the name they have chosen? After all, it is a honor to have a child named after you... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Clubbing by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Bella goes dirty clubbing, she meets a man and they hit it off in more ways than one. Hardcore lemons. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever, My Lamb by DiamondSummit reviews
who's to say bella was the only one having hallucinations during New Moon? sad little one-shot about edward dreaming about bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Checkmate by iamvamp reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night Moves by OnceWereGreen reviews
Edward is such a stickler with his physical boundaries with Bella, but will he have the power to maintain them when she startes moaning his name in her sleep. First lemony fanfic. Check it out please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Edward: A Bella Swan Challenge by xshear reviews
Bella's looking for a job, Alice is looking to teach Edward a lesson and all Edward wants is to get laid. A short, multi-chapter fic that's completely OOC on all characters. Oh, and it's full of smutty goodness. AU HUMAN people.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Putting Lessons by bethaboo reviews
Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Think by Wishes and Words and Etcetera reviews
Edward's idea of a serenade, pretty much based on what I thought Bella would think if she ever heard "Never think" by RPattz. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trick is to Keep Breathing by greenlemons reviews
Rosalie finds Emmett when his life is on the line, all because of a bear. When she makes the decision to save his life, she doesn't realize that she chose the path that will lead her life intertwined with the man she saved. This is their story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,391 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 566 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waxing Poetic by Magical Almost reviews
Study hall. No teacher. Bella writes Edward a letter, telling him how much and why she loves Edward. He doesn't know she loves him. All human, one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dinner Party by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
Letting go of the past to see the future. And loving the one your with for who they are. Rated M for adult & lemontastic themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Two For One Deal by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot Entry for Talking Dirty Edward Contest. Bella a stripper once was left with an unforgettable night with edward, what happens when he shows up and her apartment and takes both her and her friend rosalie? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fantasy Kiss by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot for dirty talking edward contest. Bella is head cheerleader and edward a nerd. What happens when he has to go to her house one night to help her study due to teachers instructions in hopes that she wont fail
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Careers Advice by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward has a meeting with Bella, it quickly escalates into more than just words. Extreme Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
FORKS by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Twilight version of Titanic! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,421 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Date Night by RedChevy reviews
One shot. Written for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Edward is anxious to see Bella again after a week apart, making plans for their reunion. What happens when Bella has made plans of her own? AU AH OOC BXE. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy vs TrickorTreaters! by QuickQuotesQuill07 reviews
What would ensue when Scorpius Malfoy, pureblood extraordinaire, experiences his first muggle Halloween in London? Hilarity, of course! Rose/Scorpius oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Hallows Eve by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward insists on a house party on Halloween, but he's in for a bit more than he can handle. ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Harem by CallistoLexx reviews
It's Halloween and Alice is throwing a party, where Edward and Bella want nothing more than to get away. Edward/Bella, AU/AH, sequel to Trapped & Freed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Halloween Night by bringmeback reviews
Bella falls for the brooding classmate, Edward Cullen. But can she break down the front he puts up? M for sexin! One Shot. All-Human, a tad OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Trick or Treat by Ssenillek Reh reviews
One-shot for amgglekim's Trick Or Treat Halloween Contest. Crazy, psychic little Mary Alice convinces Edward to go to one of her famous Halloween parties, with the promise that he'll encounter a very delicious treat. Features more Shakespeare, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guaranteed to Last at Least Two Weeks by Camryn-is-my-Heart reviews
Deciding that her looks need help, Rosalie, with the help of a fashion magazine, decides to try something new. Will it work out? Or will she forever hate the color orange? OOC Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Discovered Desires, Dangerous Desperation by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merci, Ma Chere by lenny85 reviews
Bella is a writer in Paris who just has no inspiration left. Will she find some one day in the park? Can you say Parisian Edward? BXE Unique. Oneshot. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Postponed HalfBlood Prince by Soreye reviews
Back when Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was the shiny new movie, the release date was postponed, and Twilight took it's place. Did anyone tell the characters? A short, cracky fic that pokes fun at both series. I'm sorry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Medicine by CallistoLexx reviews
Edward ends up in the hospital and Bella takes care of him. One-shot written for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paging Dr Love by Debussy-This reviews
Bella Swan, a resident, is struggling with the realities of a medical career when she mets attending Dr. Edward Masen, a real life Dr. Love. Can he save her from her own self doubt? AU Human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking and Entering by Debussy-This reviews
My entry to the DTE contest. Bella's mouth gets her into trouble....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
For a klutz you dance well by April-Cullen reviews
What happens when Edward catches Bella dancing to Paramore in boy shorts and a tank? a cute one shot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remind Me by KTSpree13 reviews
Just a short, short one shot between Bella and Edward when he returns in New Moon. It's a description of a moment, nothing long. Read, enjoy, review. :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What She Needs by hammondgirl reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 171 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 194 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Presents by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward saves Bella from her 50th birthday celebrations, and then he gives her what she really wants. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Put A Spell On You by ashel-13 reviews
All Human oneshot. Bella has just moved from Phoenix to Forks where she is invited to her first ever Halloween party. But when she arrives, there is much more that catches her attention than she ever thought. Happy Halloween to all us Twerds out there!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Something You Do Very Well by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
Jasper pressed a finger to my lips for silence. "I spent a hundred years feeling other people’s emotions. Their hate, their anger, their fear. And yes, sometimes their love. But I never got to feel love for myself until I met you." ... Jasper/Alice fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
There's Something About A Man In Uniform by whitereflections12 reviews
For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice roleplaying lemon contest! Involves an Alice planned Halloween party, including her plans to see Jasper in a way she's always wanted...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Finally Please by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot For Edward's Dirty Talking Contest. Bella is a stripper at a club when edward decides after her last dance he will make a real unforgettable impression.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Forever by VeggieGirl15 reviews
When Edward first get's turned into a vampire he kills off everyone in sight,his enitre town, dead...Well almost everyone. Bella's still left. Will he kill her too, or let her live? Or maybe even both? Please review! ExB ONESHOT , OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Showers by cass189 reviews
Written for the "Dirty Talking Edward Contest": Showers are always a good way of starting the day... All Human, AU. One Shot. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making Her Want It by musicluv585 reviews
AU,OOC Bella does not know who the mysterious man she meets but all she knows is that she wants him and BADLY!and what about Edward and where he fits into this story! Canon pairings,EXB,EMXR,JXA.Lemons in Later chapters.Plz R&R. First Fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,552 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
What's in a Name by BlackDaggerLover reviews
Zsadist learns how to spell a particular name. Spoilers for Lover Awakened.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Shampoo by hammondgirl reviews
Bella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate, everything falls apart at the seams. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? An entry to the DTE contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Student Swan, Will be the death of me by Mrs. Angst reviews
All Edward wanted to do was be a good boyfriend and get his students to graduate. Though I guess Bella’s little plait skirt got the better of him. Teacher Edward. Seductive Bella. Succesful yet boring Tanya. Hater friends. blunt & fluff. - Mrs. Angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Not Lost, Simply Found by Lady Casper-san reviews
Excerpt: My hand fell short of the map I’d been clutching carefully near me the entire trip. "What do you mean we’re lost?" Edward turned his dazzling eyes toward me and frowned. "I mean exactly what I’m saying. We’re lost."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like Heaven by acirelemagne reviews
An 80's party brings together our two young lovers...costumes, flavored condoms, and Jell-O shots...what's not to love? Oh, did I mention John Cusack and The Cure? This is just a one shot, with lemons, smut, sexin', whatever you call it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Malevolent by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Set in Newmoon, Edward hears the news of his beloveds death. How will he make his decision to carry on? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do Doctors Still Make House Calls? by lil'miss whitlock reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! Bella's hurt herself again, will the doctor be able to make her feel better?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Things Should Be by SunshineCaroline reviews
Just a little One-Shot goodness! Edward's jumping to conclusions and it all boils up to a side of Mr. Cullen we've never seen before. A very dominant side that one Mrs. Bella Cullen happens to like very much...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Alone and the Lonely by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fire Under The Ice by Cullenista reviews
Edward & Bella's wedding night. "The hunger I felt for her was never ending, and soon she would belong to me in every way. I was both thrilled and terrified." EPOV. Follows Eclipse, AU, meant to follow Blue Moon Over Manka's. Really. Read that first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret Life of Bella Swan by OhMyWord reviews
I’m more than a little embarrassed to say that I rearranged my shifts so I’d work on the days he was most likely to come in. Yes I do, in fact, realize how lame that probably sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pianists by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Jealousy is a glutton when it to comes to vampires. OOC lemon one-shot ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
PEN PALS by jojoStarr reviews
For an assignment Bella gets a pen pal from Africa by the name of Edward Cullen. They get along on paper but when the class takes a trip to Africa to visit them, their reluctance to accept each other puts their lives in danger. Will it bring them closer?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,013 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Secret OneShot by Twilighter620 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is Lieutenant-Detective Edward Anthony Masen and he's hopelessly in love with his boss' daughter...journalist, Bella Swan. On the night of one of Seattle's deadliest storms their secret passion unravels.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Teacher's Pet by WriterSymone reviews
Lemon. That's all I really have to say. The story explains itself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Housesitter by EtrnlPsyche reviews
Bella's housesitting for Renee and Phil and meets the lawnboy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Positive Tension by Lilly for Algernon reviews
JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDDIE COMP! Lawyer Edward is infatuated with his co-worker Bella... Dipping the pen in company ink has never been so tawdry. Lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Walk by SilverxXxWings reviews
When Bella Swan is in a tragic accident on prom night, her boyfriend Edward Cullen can't help but blame himself for leaving her to walk home alone in the dark. Will she recover and can they have a happy ending? An inspirational, romantic, One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little things we notice by Pinkjimmychoos reviews
*"Rose Weasley has a million freckles." "Scorpius Malfoy has a million girlfriends..."* It's funny the little things we notice sometimes. And the things we don't. One-shot. The Rose/Scorpius relationship from others' POV. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Hey Cowboy by amgglekim reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! What happens when admiring from afar becomes up close and personal? Features: Bartender Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swing Kids by Kuroi Garyuu reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. History is constantly repeating itself, and generations of youth flock to the same spot for freedom. To what lengths will Edward go to give Bella a good time?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh, His Fingers! by Kuroi Garyuu reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. What happens when you're stuck in the closet with the man who you've been dreaming about for years? What happens when he's gay?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Am I Fixed? by Jagga-Love reviews
Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest: After 3 years of working in the local hospital Edward Cullen is faced with the problem of having to choose between discharging his most “special” patient or keeping her for further examination. co-written his-crooked-smil
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,777 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Selfish Desires by Writing With Passion reviews
One-shot written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward was an incubus who followed less than traditional methods to survive, but tonight was different...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Assessment Parable by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Bella's last few months as a human mean everything to Edward. Her health is his top priority, so it would only make sense that he took it into his own hands. ExB Sexy doctor smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lightning Snatcher by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Love of a Pirate by muggleinlove reviews
A one-shot for Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. Edward is a Pirate and Bella is the Governor's daughter. OOC one-shot, ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Famous in a Small Town by ericastwilight reviews
Actor Edward Cullen, decides to go home for the holidays, hoping to see his love. Bella, a famous author does, too. They both try to hide from the media and their fans the reason why they've come home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward vs Edward by alittlebitwarped reviews
Has Edward finally, met his match? Who would have thought a little puppy could bring Edward to the brink of insanity? Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight...or Bella...I just gave her a puppy! Your welcome Bella!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
Independent by Totally3rdGrade reviews
An Edward and Nessie bonding experience. It's a oneshot, I might do more in the near future. Tell me what you think. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Curse this Broken Road by MakeTheStarsFall reviews
Emmett does something that pushes Rosalie off the edge. She tells him to go and don't come back until she can forgive him. Emmett leaves. Then they both realize how much they need each other. THEN the Volturi come, bringing nothing but heartache with them
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,090 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
Where'd You Go by Sovoyita reviews
Edward is late again and Bella has had enough. She's going to leave. What will he do to keep her? Song-fic based on Where'd You go by Fort Minor and Holly Brooks. Rated M for love scene. It's actually really sweet. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Figure Me Out by Neica reviews
“She’s bitter. She’s practically mute. She has walls built so high around herself -no one can get through to her. She’s Isabella Swan- your new, loner roommate.” When Jasper's brother comes to stay at his apartment, Bella is less than happy. B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7651 - Favs: 8,928 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Joining A New Club? by venom with love reviews
On their way to Las Vegas, Edward and Bella have a little fun in the airplane bathroom. Includes a delicious rocker tee and jeans Edward. For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4858 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Love never dies by Dance or die reviews
Heart break is the real cause to Bella’s death. Story takes place after Edward leaves. Will Bella’s wondering ghost be stuck on earth for the rest of eternity waiting for the one she loves to come back?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,361 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Training Day by musicluv585 reviews
OOC Bella does not want to listen to Edward, and Edward can't take it, so he gets frustrated see how he lets out all his anger! xxLEMONS GALORExx ***ONE-shot!*** Plz Read&Reveiw. This is for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest so come check it out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trick or Treat by Skanky Frankie reviews
Lemon, One-Shot. Edward enjoys Drunk Bella's costume at a Halloween party. Needless to say, things get hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Exceptions by Xo.Simply.Jasmine.oX reviews
FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST- Edward is a pediatrician, but will he make an exception fo his wife? OF COURSE! smutty and lemony,enjoy! Doctor Edward and Patient Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Broken Hearts and New Beginnings by Atomicjinx-x reviews
AU-Human. Rosalie Hale has just found her fiance cheating, now she is broken hearted. Can help from her friends and a new neighbor with a heart of gold and carpe diem attitude bring her back to life and help her believe in love again? Rosalie and Emmett
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,687 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
Cab Cafe by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward is famous for his good looks, charisma, and skills. While performing, he catches the intelligent eyes of a stranger, who he later meets. For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Look inside for the type of amazingly sexy Edward. M Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After Ever Happily by ghostriter reviews
Another one shot for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Prince Edward is torn between his duty to the crown and his people and the love of a servant girl. In the end, will love conquer all? Please read and review. Story is better than summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forest's Gift by windtear reviews
On holiday in England, Bella encounters a strange but irresistable young man. For Jayliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
ONE-SHOT LEMON FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST. ALL-HUMAN! Military Edward finally comes home to his love sick wife. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can you save me by Goo82 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Edward was recently crushed by the love of his life. What happens when his brother and friends throw a party and a tipsy Bella walks into his room while he is sulking. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awareness by Ssenillek Reh reviews
One-shot for Jay's Sexy Edward Contest. Set during New Moon - there's a reason Bella doesn't believe Edward when he tells her he lied.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 199 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The History of Sex with Bella Swan by breakatmo reviews
Bella Swan used to have innocence. She grew up, though, and lost it somewhere along the way. Edward/Bella, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Lullaby by Bella.Cullen1987 reviews
FOR JAYELIWOOD'S SEXY EDWARD CONTEST! What starts out as a simple lesson... becomes something else. LEMON! DUH! Piano Teacher Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consequences of Fame by Silver Speed Demon reviews
Bella has been married to famous rock star Edward Cullen for a few years now. She understands the sacrifices that one makes for fame, but do those darn paparazzi have to interrupt her and Edward at such inopportune times? AH. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rather Be With You by merry seventeen reviews
Bella's a student-teacher lusting after the man she's supposed to be learning from... Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest Ooh LaLa Smut...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Talk Politics by Delilah Lovett reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Governor Edward decides to talk politics and other things with fiesty Protestor Bella. Let's see how much work they get done. R&R please :D M for lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Day by my1alias reviews
It is Edward and Bella's first day teaching high school. What happens when every student is lusting after one or the other? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. BxE Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Keys by katetastic reviews
FOR THE SEXY EDWARD CONTEST! Edward is trying to teach Bella how to play the piano, but Bella has other ideas. This story is a LEMON. Therefore this story is rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After Dinner by cass189 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest. After a horrible dinner Edward helps Bella forget all about it. BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Little Breath by Chasering reviews
Jayeliwood Sexy Edward Contest. After a few months of leading a no-sex life,thanks to a bet, Bella is ready to seduce Edward into letting go...even if she had to dress in very different clothing. Read and Review, please. Yes,the summary has changed again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
These Things I Hide by OverlyDramatic reviews
When Edward left in New Moon, his memories stayed. Bella didn't know, but someone else saw more. Thoughts of an inanimate object, during the 3rd chapter of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First time by Shadow of Apocolypse reviews
thi is pure smut, not gay this time though. I hope you like it. I think ou will *Wink Wink*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
I Will Protect You by feey reviews
A progression from wife to queen, fear to love, mirrored by that of suspicion to trust and king to husband. Hades and Persephone retelling, oneshot.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Lemony Christmas by ExperimentalMe reviews
After twenty years of blissful marriage, Edward and Bella are open to explore family "boundaries" during the festive holiday season. Lemon alert, rated M. AxB, ExJ, BxJ, and more in the future. Please R & R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Need Some Help? by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
For Jayeliwood's 'Sexy Edward Contest.' It's Bella's first time at the circus, what happens when she spends the evening with one of the performers? BXE. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Staff Meeting by katie-masen reviews
Edward patted a chair in front of his desk. The look in his eyes seemed to cast a spell on Bella, and without speaking she did as she was told. He walked over and closed the door before coming to stand behind her. All Human. OOC. LEMONS! ExB AxJ ExBxJxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 210 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
JACOB AND NESSIE! Takes place AFTER Breaking Dawn. Jacob and Nessie's relationship has its struggles as she grows older. Will she fall in love with Jacob? JACOBS POV. Summary SUCKS! Read and Review! Will have lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,876 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
I lust you so much, it hurts by alittlebitwarped reviews
It is not easy being an empath, just ask Jasper. Oneshot...as of now. NOW A TWO SHOT WITH A LEMON IN THE SECOND CHAPTER! JasperxAlice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Cataclysm by Tuz Farkinca reviews
A collection of mostly tragic, angsty oneshots. What are the stories of the Volturi's wives? What did the early Quileutes find out the hard way? Newest Added: He Loves Me Less
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008
Hot for Teacher by Brunettezki reviews
I'll show them. That's what was on my mind when I got my high school reunion invitation. #4 for jayeliwood's contest :D Teacher Edward AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drop the Bomb by jiigsaw reviews
Two people. One war. Endless results. originally for Jayeliwood's contest so... smut. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Silver Lining by wolfman5 reviews
Bella is attracted to her new manager, but he comes with baggage. With the help of Alice and Jasper can they find happiness? I'm not good at summaries. This is my first fanfic. Reviews and critiques welcome. AU ExB All Human. Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,344 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What is it that you want? by feey reviews
The Lord of the Dead could be so damned confusing at times... The myth of Persephone and Hades, told from Persephone's point of view.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Unusual by Sannikex reviews
Blaise Zabini discovers the value of difference when he realizes that he has fallen for the school-weirdo. BZ/LL. Sequel to Unpredictable, Unexpected and Unlikely but not necessary to read that first. It's just better if you do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
Change of Scene by off-the-deep-end reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's 'Sexy Edward' contest. 'Blue jeans and rocker tee' Edward. Bella is pleasantly surprised when she spots the breath taking lead singer of the band she didn't expect to like. Rated M for lemons...obviously. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Teach Me, Edward by yourclosetormine reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest Bella has always dreamt of being with Edward, but she doesn't know what she's doing. Can Edward teach her a few things? B/E Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picture Perfect by Brunettezki reviews
My third entry for Jayeliwood's contest! Photographer Edward. What happens when Edward enters a contest of his own?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planes Aren't That bad by A-Liars-Choice reviews
This is a one-shot for the Sexy Edward contest. Edward is an Australian coming back from a trip to America. Bella is a flight attendent going to Australia after she finishes her work on the plane. To put it short. The meet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home by insaneprincess reviews
ONE-SHOT. Songfic. Edward's thoughts while he is apart from Bella in New Moon. Rated T for swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunday Mornings by cdunbar reviews
A lazy Sunday morning... Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
My Savior by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Alice and Jasper take a ride on Jasper's Ducati and spend some quality time alone with each other. Purely Fluff! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Bite Me Hard by LetsLoveAndLust reviews
Edward finds that once him & Bella are both rock-hard, unconquerable beings, restraint doesn't have to be considered, but vampires will attempt to hurt Bella, and often...they will succeed. MANY lemons. Will remain true to the original characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
What the hell am I doing? by Winter Gallowsraven reviews
Rose can't seem to figure out why she's doing what she's doing. Rose Weasley/Scorpius Malfoy. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
We Were Drunk, My Boyfriend's Not Gonna Be Happy by Bella's Bff reviews
All Human: Edward and Rose are Bf/Gf, as are Jasper and Bella, and Emmett and Alice. They are all best friends, and living in the same building. College ends, and they decide to celebrate. What happens when they wake up in eachother's bed's? EXB EMXR JXA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing With My Emotions by Princess Whizbee reviews
Alice and Jasper's gifts get them into an argument.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
My Love, My Death by Entranced.By.Breathing reviews
What if Edward had written a letter before going to the Volturi, revealing his true feelings for Bella? What if Aro caved to Edwards demands immediately... and all Bella was left with was a letter? She refuses to be separated from her one and only love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cabin Love by Rosette-Cullen reviews
From chapter 24 "Surprise". A passionate night ensues in a little cabin outside in the woods. Smut, smut, smut. Rated M for a reason. ExB Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deep Enough by EtrnlPsyche reviews
Edward enjoys a "quick" dance at a club while out with his buddies. Edward / Bella. OOC. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The First Night by Wishes and Words and Etcetera reviews
Emmett's at a posh party, and Rosalie's in a terrible situation, both across the street from one another. When they meet, Emmett is set on a mission to cheer her up, and find out her mysterious back story, which keeps changing as the night evolves. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
I Want to be a Cowboy, Baby by Brunettezki reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's contest, Sexy Cowboy Edward! My first lemon...be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Love That Was Lost by venom with love reviews
One-shot. Edward talking to his daughter, Gabby, about the love he lost. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Healing Hands by BookRead reviews
Another Sexy Eddie entry. Dr Cullen has a patient in very naughty blue panties. Worth the rating and lemony pie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fired Up by Twilightian reviews
For Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward Contest". Edward's been fired from his job at the office. Bella's got the perfect way to make him feel so much better. Rated M. BxE. Lemon! R&R Thanks :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Deathbed by ICanReadYouLikeABook reviews
Twoshot. Bella and Edward are room mates lying in their deathbed during the 1918 Spanish Influenza, where they meet- and they begin to talk...even in the midst of death, people can fall in love. But will they survive the fever? BXE EPILOGUE NOW INCLUDED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Better Man by FerrumVigro reviews
Ten facts/moments in the life of Scorpius Malfoy. Very random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
Torture by Insanity's Partner reviews
She teasingly ran her finger up and down the side of her arm, as if she was shy. The mental image probably wouldn't have been so torturous if she wasn't naked....and on the other side of a locked door that I couldn't get through.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me by Insanity's Partner reviews
Edward, in an attempt to impress Bella, takes up the guitar. Oh my....is that the sound of a guitar being thrown through a window, I hear? OOC PreNewMoon OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Someday You Will Be Loved by katklaws reviews
Edward has left Bella and torn a gaping hole out of her heart, but Edward barely exists as well. What is he hoping, as they both exist in agony? What is he thinking, as he is about to die? 'Songfic to Someday You Will Be Loved by Cute Is What We Aim For'
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hallucinogen by Insanity's Partner reviews
[Hallucinogen: An object or substance that creates the perception of somebody or something that is not really there.] Edward visits his family after leaving Bella in the hopes of proving to himself that he's fine. He can't escape himself, however. [OS]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Emotional Edward by Insanity's Partner reviews
Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Edward Cullen's Baby Girl by Angels.Lust reviews
How hard could it be to go out with a guy you love, and who happens to think the world revolves around you? Aside from the fact you've a mind-reading, sharp-minded, overprotective, vampire father. JxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Fourth Son by Angelius Cullen reviews
The fourth male Cullen arrives back home from his tour around the world. the youngest of the clan and maybe the strongest. His return to his family and Bella's new brother-in-law as well as a new vampire to uphold the treaty. READ AND REVIEW.CHAPTER 6 UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
Always You and I by ghostriter reviews
One-shot Lemon for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Post Breaking Dawn *CONTAINS SPOILERS* Slightly OOC. What Bella and Edward really do while on a hunt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Employee Lounge by Yes Exactly my brand of heroin reviews
20 year old virgin Bella goes to a bar, trying to find a man. What happens when she sees the most beautiful green eyed bartender in the world? And what happens when that bartender wants her? One Shot. Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. RATED M. BE WARNED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot In Here by Seductive Illusions reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. see her profile for more information. Bella's throwing a mad party, and has had way too much alcohol. Edward works at the police station. He gets a noise complain, and decides to check it out..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teach Me by DelilahTCullen reviews
My entry for Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest! Bella is 19 and wants to learn how to play the piano. When she meets her new teacher, he seems familiar...and he's extremely Se-xy! ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
By the Book by Twilightian reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Edward helps out at the library - Bella's returning late books - Shakespeare and a romp in the stacks, anyone? Rated M BxE My First Lemon! R&R Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
WipeOut by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie competition! One-shot with a plot. Bella comes back for a visit to a little beach town for what she thinks is the last time. What does Edward do to make her stay? OOC and a little angsty... sorry. Smutty, Lemony Deliciousness. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Badass Edward had the looks, the attitude, the bike, everything, except Bella Swan, the one girl who treated him as if he never existed. Can Edward dazzle her? And change? Summary sucks. ALL HUMAN! Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,414 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why We Protect Our Imprints Quileutes Legend by Damsell reviews
The following is supposed to be along the lines of the spoken legends of the Quileutes elders we see in New Moon. In Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn she speaks of a legend that talks about why imprints are protected. This is my version of that legend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Kaheleha, Taha Aki - Complete
Going Crazy by Bella4Edward reviews
All Human! Bella, Rose, and Alice all pregnant together. How will the guys handle it? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Candy Grams by Alexandri reviews
Blaise uses candy hearts to give Hermione a very special message.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Reality Blows by twilights.exoticbeauty reviews
Sexy Edward Contest! Military Edward! Smutty and Romantic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Distractions by LittleMissEmo reviews
Let’s spice things up. Being reserved is never any fun. Bella gets distracted at the most inopportune moment so Edward remind her who she’s dealing with. Smutty, lemony goodness. BXE. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Haircut by mari.92.11.3 reviews
Nessie finds herself feeling a little insecure, and does something drastic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Don't Eat the Casserol,the Filling is Gun Powder by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Edward is a piano loving, outcast, best-friend of Jacob, rebel, girl avoider, and sucks at math. Did I mention that he is the son of the most adored and feard mob boss? Did I also mention his crush over the FBI agent's daughter? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Edward
Voyeuristic Tendencies by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward catches Bella is a very compromising situation, which leads to a bit more than simple voyeurism. ExB Smut, Smut, Smut... but very fun smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pomegranate by rock-the-casbah18 reviews
ChallengeFic. Hermione spirals into the underworld. What happens when she falls in love with the most unlikely of beings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Accepting The Consequences by cdunbar reviews
Bella surprises Edward one day after work. He responds by letting his dominant nature take over. From Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Edward And Rob by NikiRadcliffe reviews
Bella finds out Edward has a... twin brother!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Rock Show by Lullaby-Addict reviews
A Battle of the Bands turns in to Battle for Bella.Bella's sworn of musicians and Edward's sworn off groupies.What will it take to get through both their stubborns heads that the other isn't just like everyone else?Humor,Romance,Misunderstandings,Music
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,845 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
Rising Moon by XteamXedwardX reviews
When Marli Young,starts seeing Demetri of the Volturi every time she closes her eyes,it couldnt be mean anything good,right?This is Marli's story about how she moved to La Push to live with Emily and Sam and found so much more than she could have expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Demetri
Fragile by as known as ess reviews
Marcus was not always as bitter...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Marcus
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Lifetime of Waiting by CocoaSampson reviews
"The question is this, dear Katie: How many are you suited for?" I leaned and whispered in his ear. "Just one." Garrett/Kate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
Pool by DelilahTCullen reviews
Alice and Bella are bored after watching more than half a game of football with their men. What do they do to entertain themselves? Do they punish said guys? ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Let's play a game by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While babysitting Bella when the rest of the family is on a hunting trip, Emmett gets an idea to strip-poker. When one thing leads to another, what could happen? EmXB smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Blood Ties by Angelius Cullen reviews
The journey of a commoner "turned" commander. The dark road of a newborn destined for greatness. Watch as King rises above the ranks of the demonic underworld and come to grips with what he is.....a vampire. Chapter X is up and running. R&R plz!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,973 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Trick or Treat by tragickk reviews
Halloween at the Swan Residence. But with our clumsy Bella and it being "her time of the month" could things possibly get worse? Oh yes... Fun fic!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I have a little problem by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bell's folding clothes in...what u say? So, now Edward has a little problem, that HAS to be fixed. What is it? ONE-SHOT. Hope you guys likey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
The Moth and the Mystery by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Ever wonder what it would be like if the Cullens where the normal vampires we all knew before Twilight? Ravens and vampires and bats, oh my!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,391 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008
Legal Implications by Fluffisacoolword reviews
A Twilight comedy series, written with Cloudmoo and inspired by yayme2012's BellaxBanana Challenge. "Sick, twisted, and hilarious!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Defying Time by No.Elementary.School.Kid reviews
A prince and a commoner fell in love, promising to love one another for all of time. Their time together is cut short when they are both caught and executed. Now Bella is moving to Forks, but why is she getting memories that aren't hers? Involving Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sweet Freedom by Dance or die reviews
This story is a small One-Shot that brings back happy times in Twilight. If you read it your heart will be lifted and sweet tears may fall. Enjoy and please review. :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tonight I Can Write the Saddest Lines by The Pink Panda17 reviews
Oneshot EPOV: Edward has finally realized he is in love with Bella. How will he make it through Valentine's day when he is still not even sure how he even feels? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward - Complete
THE 50 WAYS SERIES by Miss Whoniverse reviews
I know that there are many stories like these but I really wanted to try some : It's a series of lists for each Cullen. Rated T for mention of sex many times. They're like, "50 Ways for Jasper to Abuse his Power" etc. Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Hate Me by HaleyLovesRonnieRadke.O reviews
A short song fic for when Edward left Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
Vampire Kisses by SilverTwilight1810 reviews
AU: Edward is a vampire along with his family, but this vampire family is like the ones in mythes. No sunlight, sleep in coffins during the day...Bella is a goth who loves vampires and the supernatural. What happens when they meet? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,445 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Bella, Edward
All For Love And Love For All by BookMe reviews
A dating website, a mix up at the blind date meeting...inevitability! ExB. A random idea that popped into my head between writing my other story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's The End Of The World by Make A Choice reviews
Don't they know, it's the end of the world. It ended, when you said, goodbye...'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moonlight by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
I pushed him into the moonlight by the railing and stood next to him, grabbing his hand. “This is how I see you, Jasper,” I said, my voice steely. “Look,” I commanded, my voice ringing into the night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hope by KiwiCantDance reviews
Not my best, I see a ton of mistakes in it. Rated T because I don't think it deserves an M rating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Guilty as Charged by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
When Newton steps too far, the Cullen boys seek revenge, and, when everything goes wrong, find themselves where they have never been before: behind bars. Now a two-shot!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Hostage Crisis by MidnightAngel325 reviews
When she's caught up in a bank robbery, Rosalie meets Sergeant Emmett McCarty. One Shot, AU, OOC, All human. Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Messing with Jasper by Blawwmkw reviews
Edward, Emmett and Bella accidentally influence Jasper's emotions. Now Emmett has a great idea for what to do...mess with Jasper's emotions!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Emmett Cullen Goes To Day Camp by pleasebiteme reviews
It is what the title suggests. Stupid and random and ridiculous and beautiful. R&R :D Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burnt by Wishes and Words and Etcetera reviews
Edward tries to make Bella a dinner to remember, but it goes horribly, horribly wrong. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Remembrance by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
Jasper is there for Alice when she struggles with the half-remembered ghosts of her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Souvenir From the Seaside by RavenclawAmber reviews
Rose and Scorpius bring home a souvenir from their trip to the french seaside. Rated M for sexual scenes and themes. Rose/Scorpius RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Woman Scorned by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Period by behappy101 reviews
A reality of female life not observed in Twilight. DARK EDWARD. Mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
The Elite by iluvcarlisle reviews
“Don't. You. Dare.” His father's fingers clamped painfully around his wrist, Edward couldn't feel his fingers. He shuddered and tried to move. “Don't. Insult. Me.” His father spit at him. His nails left angry red marks. “I don't want to hear it.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
You got BURNED by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella gets sunburned, and guess who helps? Thats right, our Edward. But what happens when he gets to see more than he has? Will he show how much he likes it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
The Demise of Emmett Cullen's Eyebrows by abroadwayluver reviews
Emmett plays with a pair of tweezers. Stupidity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Emmett Can Dress by topaz addiction reviews
Emmett and a pair of skinny jeans. Enough said. Hilarity ensues. Written with help from Stephanie, author of After Jacob's First Love. Rated T for a bit of language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
The Truth Be Out by ForeverSam reviews
Alice never knew her past, and she was okay with that. But along with James comes the new-found knowledge of who she was before. How will she handle it? --Oneshot, Alice/Jasper--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Salvation by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
“You’ve kept me waiting for a long time.” I ducked my head, like a good Southern gentlemen and said, “I’m sorry, ma’am.” JasperxAlice One Shot R&R Please
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Painted Streets Of London by Lynette Marie reviews
“Come on Bella! Boarding school will be fun!” “Alice, it’s a boarding school for guys. Not girls.” What happens when Bella and Alice take a risk decide to go to an all boys' boarding school in London? Who will they meet there? All are human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Paralyzed by Lynette Marie reviews
Edward is a poor kid who is paralyzed waist down. He has been left out all his life, abandoned as a child, and has never had any real friends. What happens when one day Alice and Bella accidentally hit him in his wheel chair with Alice's yellow porsche?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
A First by ohhemmettx3 reviews
We all know that Emmett and Rosalie have been married many times. What was going through Emmett's mind when he proposed the first time? Oneshot, review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Would you rather by DelilahTCullen reviews
OK, Bells and Jazzy are home alone, bored out of their minds, so they play a game, and soon she has played with everyone. Just mature themes. ok THERE IS LEMON! Sorry, just the last chapter! FIVE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Cockroaches by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella sees a super nasty bug! Will Edward help or make it worse? ONE-SHOT i think theres some language, I forgot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Little Lady by moomoo15 reviews
Emmett discovers his love for a ladybug named Dottie. Rose discovers her boyfriend is a little less manly than she thought...but grows to be jealous of Emmett's unethical love....hee hee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Jasper and Alice's First Kiss by skyberr reviews
Jasper's POV how he felt right after meeting Alice and their first kss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boys’ Night In by streco reviews
Bella's off to dinner and a movie with Charlie tonight, and Esme gets a bright idea: for the boys to have a boys' night! Edward doesn't want to cooperate but eventually gives in. God only knows what will happen when he is exposed to the world of XBOX.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
See what I mean? by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward does something he didn't know he could do? Le Gasp. Something EDWARD can't do? impossible. You'll see! IM RIGHT I TEL YOU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Vampiric Desires by Mezzanottex3 reviews
EB: lemons! mature! a bit OOC... not too much. "Easy, love..." he whispered roughly, his lips touching her ear. "You test the thin boundaries of my self-control."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,110 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Walking Dead by Shules reviews
I let my emotions flow fully as I collapsed to the cold, hard ground sobbing. I found that I was unable to quell the pain, which now shot everywhere throughout me, by simply holding myself. I needed someone else to be there for me…with me. I needed Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fissure by streco reviews
While Bella is being primped and pampered, Jasper reflects on just how much Alice means to him. Afterwards, he and Alice have some cuteness. JasperAlice fluff, is all. oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Chapstick by DelilahTCullen reviews
It's a windy day in Forks and Bella has a little problem. How will our dear Edward fix it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Vampires Don't Sparkle by Flash Foreward reviews
There's a new Chemistry teacher in Forks, and Edward and Bella think there's something strange about him, but he thinks there's something strange about Edward and the rest of the Cullens. AU, Moonlight/Twilight Crossover.
Crossover - Twilight & Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Mick S. J. - Complete
In the Land of One Thousand Years by flute-genevive reviews
Pre-Twilight. Emmett/Rosalie. Begins at Emmett's awakening as a vampire in the Cullen household and describes his ensuing love and relationship with Rosalie. As canon as I could possibly make it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,424 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Beat That! by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett's bored so he asks Jasper to play rock, paper, scissors with him. No good can come out of it. EVER. ONESHOT Rated T for very mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Music Lovin' Brothers by Waffle of Doom reviews
What concert has Emmett and Jasper jumping around and squealing like pre-teen girls? Does Emmett REALLY own a Madonna cone-bra? This and many other questions answered in my slightly crazy story. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Cars by sambeam reviews
Bella and Edward go for a drive. One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Babysitting bella by Maya Swan reviews
Bella is forced to babysit because Charlie caught Bella doing some not so great things with Edward. How will they deal with the new kid? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
Miss Invisible by acrochick1992 reviews
Bella is a shy, unpopular girl with a broken family and an abusive, alcoholic father. But when the Cullens move to Forks, Bella's life does a complete 180. Full Summary Inside! Based partially on the song "Miss Invisible" by Marie Digby.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008
Hell by twilightscallingme reviews
Jasper while waiting in the airport to pick up Alice after her trip to Italy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Promise by MrsJasperHale reviews
In Omne Tempus..." he said again, his voice made the words sound like music "Is what your engagement ring says...it means forever in latin. Until all time. It can't be broken." EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
eternal promise by I wanna buy a life please reviews
In 1918, Edward purposed to Bella When the flu epidemic hits Chicago, they both ended up in the hospital, and changed by Carlisle. What happens when Bells didn't survive the transformation? 80 years later, Edward meets someone vaguly familiar?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Suicide by lovingedward4ever reviews
There was no point in living anymore, Bella thought in her snow white gown. Edward was gone. He wasn't coming back... There really wasn't any point now... no point... "Love, life, meaning... Over." rated M for disturbing content, REALLY AWESOME!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Graveyards and Letters by runaway xo reviews
Strolling the streets of Chicago, Edward requests to take Bella somewhere special. Her original temptation is altered as he pulls her into the local cemetery. Post-Eclipse. Two-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Death Wish by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
The ideas listed in this document are not to be done with the intent of annoying Edward Cullen. Do these things only if you wish to be KILLED by Edward Cullen. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Edward
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Vampires on 'Vacation' by ForeverImmature reviews
MY FIRST FIC: squee! The Cullen family go to Denali. With Bella! We meet the mysterious clan, who are all rather interesting... and... beautiful.. R&R pleease xx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
No More Cards For Emmett by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Why isn't Emmett allowed to play cards anymore? Read to find out! onexshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Cataclysm by silvanelf reviews
When Josef receives some devastating news that crushes all his dreams, he finds himself in a very dark place. Can Mick save Josef from himself? ONE-SHOT.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Josef K., Mick S. J. - Complete
The Maize Maker and the Boy Who Came Glitter by dirtylaces reviews
After a tragic accident, Jacob and Edward bond. Plz to be reading and rating, thnx.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
The Heist by BookMe reviews
Em/J/Ed...bank robbers?*Nods head* The unsuspecting victims-Bella/Angela/A little 4year old girl. See Edward's...'presuasive' side,Emmett's pleasure at meeting a joke loving kid&Jasper's feelings at being a robber. Better than it sounds if i say so myself
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chess by redrose7856 reviews
A Twilight/Moonlight crossover. Mick knew that Josef only played chess with one person. What happens when he finds out that that person is Alice Cullen? Will Alice beat Josef? Or will he win at this game, too?
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Car Fantasies by purrbastian reviews
So what was Edward REALLY up to in his car when he ditched Biology? Read and find out! Warning: extreme and total smut/lemon. You HAVE been warned. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3535 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mine by mysticvysgiyi reviews
New Summary Edward and Bella come to some new conclusions on a black leather couch. Some mature content and coarse Language. Set right after Eclipse. Now Complete. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Ooops! by Wishes and Words and Etcetera reviews
Bella accidentally reveals a human trait that she is not entirely proud of. To Jasper and Emmett. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Tickle Fight by acrochick1992 reviews
Edward and Bella are walking in their meadow at sunset and they get into a tickle fight. Takes place after New Moon. Really cute! Just a fluffy, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/25/2008
Vision Of A Lifetime by BookMe reviews
An AxJ Vintage story! See how Alice and Jasper cope with one another and deal with accidents, a dinner, a betrothal, social class differnces, Jasper's fist fight and then some. Mainly fluff and one lemon that rolled off a nearby lemon tree.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,483 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Stealing Cinderella by The Maiden Amorisa reviews
Song Fic. Edward goes to ask Charlie for Bella's hand in marriage
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Last Request by The Maiden Amorisa reviews
What really happened between Bella and James in the Ballet Studio
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, James - Complete
Wrong doings by ilovemyjasperbaby reviews
Bella finds out about Alice and Edward's secret from their little hunting trip. "How could you?" was all she could say. Jasper and Bella are both broken. Will he be the one she can lean on? and what happens when Edward gets to them? JxB RR! love ya!LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008
Onyx by fyd818 reviews
On a rainy day in Philadelphia, soul mates meet and a great love story begins. . . JasperAlice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
They Would Never Say by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Things our Twilight characters would never say... ever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
My Everything by Mlle Lambert reviews
Mick's POV during a dinner date with Beth.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Couples Therapy by iluvcarlisle reviews
This is a series of lemony one shots all the couples from Twilight and New Moon will be included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
We Aren't Sisters by Stranger9195 reviews
A combination of all sorts of Twilight Slash Fantasies. Chapter 1 is Alice/Rosalie. Chapter 2 is Jasper/Emmett. Chapter 3 is Jacob/Alice. Chapter 4 is Bella/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Kicking Balls by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
Edward & the rest of Culles get mad when Mike keeps hitting on Bella. What do they do? Rated M for Mike's dirty thoughts. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Loving a Cullen by candelifera reviews
Jacob has long believed that he and Bella were meant to be. But that all changed when the youngest Cullen returns. What happens when Jacob imprints on her? What will happen when she shows him a new world, in which he never knew existed. JxOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Shopping With Alice by AngelusAeturne reviews
Bella/Jasper fanfic! Alice takes Bella and Jasper shopping and leaves them alone for a while. What things will occur? ONESHOT, For Butterfly4eva
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Virgin Vampires by NeteleJala reviews
ONE-SHOT. A Josef and Mick conversation about the loves af their lives.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Mick S. J., Josef K. - Complete
Excuses by O0oJulieto0O reviews
Emmett forgot to pick up the girls from the mall. Alice and Rosalie hate being kept waiting. Will our favorite teddy bear of a vampire survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast with a Twilight Twist by BlondhairPinkgumSoNotMyForte reviews
Long long ago, a young prince, because of his selfishness, was turned into a terrible beast. He has 100 years to find someone he could love and who will love him in return. Will he succeed? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Marble Angel by Scarlett71177 reviews
E/B, one shot. Edward never thought he would spend his honeymoon in Chicago, Illinois. Written pre-BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Emmett's Bean by Waffle of Doom reviews
Emmett does something he shouldn't, big shocker there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Edward Loves Rhonda by Waffle of Doom reviews
Edward gets Rhonda pregnant. Just so you know, Rhonda is the Volvo. Yep, it's demented.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
Pulse by BlueBlood359 reviews
A ghostly hush filled the room. The only sound heard was the shrill screeching of the heart monitor. " Come on," I whispered. Then we heard the one sound we had all been waiting for, the consistant beeping that indicated a heartbeat.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Family Bonding by iluvcarlisle reviews
Alice buys bumper stickers. The impromptu sequel to "Manly Bonding."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Cousins by straightAndFast reviews
Rose Weasley has cousins. Alot of cousins. Protective cousins. Alot of protective cousins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
My Perfect Teddy Bear by ohhemmettx3 reviews
This is a short, sweet little one-shot about one of our favorites. Guess who? Teehee.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Fantasy by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Warning! This piece of literature contains scenes not appropriate to people who are subject sensitive. Be warned. Edward has a fantasy that Bella's willing to fulfill.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
If Vampires Were Able to Dream by PirateExtraordinaire reviews
The Cullens go hunting in strange territory and then all of a sudden, they start falling asleep. What will happen to each of them? How will they react after roughly a hundred years without dreaming? A short story with different POVs. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Don't You Ever Leave Me Again by The Dark Lord Drama el Llama reviews
This was enough; kissing her hair, her neck, and occasionally her soft lips." My perspective on Jasper's feelings during and after Alice comes back from the near disaster that was Italy. AxJ. Rated T for slight Jasper angst. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Drive by TwilightAwakening reviews
Forks Hospital is holding a blood drive and Bella decides to donate blood. What happens when Bella reaches the hospital? Will she go into a coma? Will Edward go on a feeding frenzy? And who the heck is that creepy guy that's going to be taking her blood?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Drinking Tears by vampirechick123 reviews
ONE SHOT!One day when Bella is PMSing she has an epiphany. cute and fluffy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
As The Cushion Turns by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Josef the Burnt Marshmallow by NeteleJala reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef and Mick get drunk and Mick accuses Josef of being a marshmallow...a burnt marshmallow.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Josef K., Mick S. J. - Complete
Edward and Bella: Dreams by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Late at night, while Bella dreams, Edward watches her. What will come of this night? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Ella Cullen by brunette-in-black reviews
She has a beauty no other human can imitate, she is kind, has impeccable manners, loves music, and is Edward and Bella's seventeen-year-old daughter. TO REMAIN UNFINISHED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Teenagers by Sincerely Alex reviews
What happens when Bella is left home Cullen's house,alone while the Cullen's are out hunting?With a plasma flat-Well,Emmett's tv and the Fuse channel?For my best friend Alisa, because she LOVES Gerard Way.Due to demand, I will Cont.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Pre Wedding Jitters by xStayWithMe reviews
Bella is experiencing some pre-wedding jitters and has to be comforted by Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pictures Frozen In Time by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
“Rest assured that when you are watching this, witnessing her pain, her last minutes to live were of agony she never has known before. You failed, Cullen. I won.” Bella, Alice, and Edward all watch James' tape. Three-shot. T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
There Can Only Be One Vampire Guitar Hero by lovezrainydayz reviews
I thought it would be a great idea to have the Cullens and Bella play Guitar Hero. It's set in the summer. Probably after Twilight, but before New Moon. Hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,755 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
No Need by lumoslumiere reviews
On a trip to learn more about his past, Alice gives Jasper a suprise he'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Edward's Lullaby by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella wants to make her own lullaby for Edward; problem is she doesn’t know how to play the piano. Cute and short one-shot. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Revelations by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
What happens when Edwards family pushes him to sleep with Bella & the voice in the back of his head taunts him to no end? Will he give in? does Edward have a reason for not wanting to be with bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Best Ten Reasons To Love Edward by FictionalFanGirl reviews
The top ultimate reasonsto love Edward. Rated M for mature content and immature themes. :D I was really bored. # 1's my favorite
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Kisses: Starlight by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Alexander Sterling just wanted to be human. But he got cursed to be a vampire instead. What happens when he starts to fall for a conformative town's local hot Goth girl, Raven? Will he finally feel alive? Or will his heart get staked? Edward Cullen chap.3
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,350 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Not Enough by Angeliss reviews
Rosalie has a secret and it's tearing her and Emmett apart. How can they bridge the gap? Rated T for mention of Rosalie's back story and some mild language in the second chapter. NOW COMPLETE- and I mean it this time!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Freaky Love by Black Cherry Coca Cola Lolita reviews
Sons of Ipswich have found their other halves, or did they find them? Chase is back. Some people will die? Mainly ReidOC. Rated M for lang. R&R appreciated much. Browen's old name was Rachael Green, too much like "Friends" Sorry if you see old name.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 32,509 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Butterflies by runaway xo reviews
Edward's thoughts at the alter on his wedding day. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
My Precious Gems by brokendreams15 reviews
Sequel to "Let the Games Begin". This is set in Darrin's POV. He's happily engaged to Dana...but nothing good can last forever! Read and review!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,372 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
I'm Ready by Miss Late Bloomer reviews
What Sara Whitley might have told you herself before tradegy struck. ONE-SHOT
Moonlight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
7 11 by NeteleJala reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef in 7-11. His worst nightmare...
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Josef K. - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Size DOES Matter by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
It's just any other day at the Cullens... until the boys decide to have a small argument. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
Break in the Madness by Ranma15177 reviews
Sometime before Escaping Sol Jasper and Alice were in an interesting situation in a bathroom that belonged to someone else. This is that story. JasperXAlice Smexyness abounds! This is lemony fresh and just in time for Lolly's b-day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Hades: Just a Cute Teddy Bear by green frogs reviews
Persephone doesn't understand why people fear Hades and call him evil. To her, he's simply as cute and cuddly as a teddy bear. Unless of course, he's jealous as hell that she's been seeing a certain mortal called Adonis.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Human by unorthodox yo-yo reviews
Suddenly her mind was interrupted. A vision filled her sight. She could make out a lonely figure on a hill. Head in his hands. Blonde hair falling around his face. Frustrated tears streaming from dark eyes. Very dark eyes. One Shot AlicexJasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Gentleman by J Plash reviews
Edward may be a vampire, but he's still a man. Crack fic of the deliciously spine-tingling kind – Edward's more dubious thoughts as he watches Bella sleep one night shortly before the beginning of New Moon. Warning: extreme tormented-Edward hotness :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Secret by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is my Valentines Day special story. Edward Mason recieves a Valentine Card from a girl named Secret. Now he has to find out who Secret is. I'm horrible at Summaries...just read it. All human- oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Third Party by silver drip reviews
After many years of marriage Edward brings up the subject of a threesome. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Rescue by Simply Emma reviews
"Something must be wrong with the mirror because I am not that broken girl staring back at me but... I guess I am." Bella has a different past one she tries so desperately to escape. Too bad he's back. Forgetting is hard when facing a gun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,295 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward by iluvcarlisle reviews
To all that liked Bella. This is Edward. I love you all who reviewed my other stories! Thanks a bunch! FYI: I KNOW this would never actually happen in the Twilight series, but I wanted to see Edward as a dad. If you don't like it, don't read it. Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,139 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction is Scary! by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Victoria's Secret by unconditionallyinlove reviews
Ever wonder how Edward reacts to Bella in Victoria's Secret? A delicious, fluffy one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Animals by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
“It’s not that we enjoy your possessions, Edward. We enjoy the sex, plain and simple. Wherever we choose is the most plausible place for,” he looked at Alice suggestively, “Our latest. . .fantasy. Or, simply the closest, most comfortable place.” Jasper an
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
Unmasking the truth by Alia Shade reviews
After an argument with Aphrodite, three gods, temporary impalpable, sets out to discover the feelings of the ruler couple of the Underworld. Demeter finally has to see that her little daughter had grown up and fallen in love.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Loss by SoEagerForEternalDamnation reviews
What were the Cullens’ reactions to Edward’s decision to leave Bella? Esme POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Blood and Chocolate by NeteleJala reviews
A Mick-Beth conversation. One-shot.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
Sex Machine by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella is Edwards sex machine tonight! Yea!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
One Last Banana by Angeliss reviews
Written for yayme2012’s challenge: BellaXBanana. Bella relishes her last time to enjoy a banana and Edward teases her about it. Fun, fluffy, humorous, and slightly sad on the part of the banana. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters by GoodByexx reviews
Letters featuring the Cullen couples. B-E, A-J, Em
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Dawn by M-sha reviews
Bella has invited Delilah, her cousin, to attend her and Edward's wedding. Bella hasn't told Delilah the Cullens secret and isn't planning to but, what happens when a new clan of vampires come to Forks and one is quite drawn to Delilahs blood? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Intoxicated by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Manly Bonding by iluvcarlisle reviews
Just random drabble and short tales of manly bonding time at the Cullen house...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
How do I feel about her now? by Ms. Topaz reviews
When Edward leaves Bella, we later discover that he almost was worse off. What exactly were his feelings? These were. Not sure about the rating...no flames, R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
All you did was kiss her, right? I asked. He didn't answer. The perfect Edward Cullen cheated on me and no matter how much he begged I wasn't going back to him. Never Say Never Bella! She learns no one is as perfect as they seem.- Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Black Roses by you.must.be.the.wolf.girl reviews
This starts after Eclipse. Its about Jacob's imprinting. I wrote this because i thought jacob deserved his own little sun. Disclaimer i dont' own any of the charecters, they are all Stephenie Meyer's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 21,499 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
To Annoy The Cullens by Alunamai reviews
Eight hundred ways to Annoy the Cullens... We say Eight Hundred because Bella is considered a Cullen in our book!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007
What Are Brothers For? by MidnightWalking reviews
Challenge response. Emmett shares his feeling about Alice shortly after the family learns where she spent her last human years.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Sin City Sinners by My-Bella reviews
Off shoot of My First Year as a Cullen. Edward, Emmett & Jasper head to Vegas for brotherly bonding. The City of Lights has no clue what's about to hit! Rated M for questionable language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,675 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Call Me Crazy by La-Garce-Fille reviews
So maybe I have lost my mind. If getting my Alice was a product of doing so, then, by all means, call me crazy. AlicexJasper, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Riddles of the Heart by Regina Noctis reviews
Even before he killed his father and grandparents, Tom Riddle had split his soul. . . in more ways than one. For murder is not the only event that will break the heart. HBP canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Esme's Cingular Texting by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the second in my Twilight commercials series. Esme gave the Cullens inlimited texting and she now regrets it. Esme's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Choices by emilie whoa reviews
Emmett is having trouble choosing which major to study in school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
For Her by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Edward thinks too much. Bella overreacts. And Carlisle helps them accomplish something. Rating for threesome sexual content and slash. EdwardBellaCarlisle. EdwardCarlisle. Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Dirty Dancing by iluvcarlisle reviews
This is Carlisle and Esme.... They go dancing. ENJOY! This is for anybody who liked Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
The Ones You Love by HIMluv reviews
Josef during the holidays and why he hates them....
Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
Edward and Christmas lights don't mix well! by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
A oneshot about Edward attempting to put up Christmas lights! This is supposed to be kinda funny. The idea came from a song fan fic The Twelve Pains of Christmas by: ShinningSilverLove! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Naughty or Nice? by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Bad Habits by librina reviews
Edward has an 'accident' and Bella sees. Will he survive the embarassing torture? One shot BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
The Garage Sale by Consultant by Day reviews
Alice's purchases have consumed all the storage space in the Cullen home, so she is forced to hold a garage sale. Hilarity ensues as the whole family pitches in to help and the citizens of Forks descend. Bella POV. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Emotionally Unstable by PrudencePiperHalliwell reviews
oneshot Draco's sister aka Blaise Zabini's betrothed is experiencing her time of the month and has taken it upon herself to take it out on Blaise himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Blaise Z., OC - Complete
Is Edward Really a Zombie? by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella thinks Edward is a zombie....please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Fresh Blood by BellyGnomes reviews
Taking off where New Moon ended. Bella and Edward explore their physical relationship while outside forces attempt to pull them apart. Sex, Comedy, Drama, Romance, and Adventure all mixed into one titillating story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,616 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
As He Lay Dying by rumlux reviews
The year is 2049, a girl reflects and tells the story of her one true love, Bam Margera and how he is tragically taken from her tells of her heartbreak. I had to write this, it was nagging me. romance/tragedy it's quite sad. please read and review. thank
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Awkward Moments by leechlover reviews
When Jasper has a hard time controling himself around Bella, how will Edward react? Much funnier than the summery! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Cliffside by Lon-Dubh reviews
Not every fairy tale has a happy ending. A oneshot, on a character who forever lost her's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
A New Love in a New Light by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
Bella wants a more physical relationship with Edward. They decide to make a deal. Will they be able to handle the sexual tension that builds? Can Edward keep his control?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,912 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Rosalie the Mechanic? by saranicole reviews
I always thought of Rosalie as someone who wouldn’t want to get dirt under her fingernails, so what would prompt her to want to work on a car? This is my story of how Rosalie became a mechanic. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Edward Cullen Must Die by IheartTwilight reviews
[AU] When 3 beautiful shevampires move to Forks with the intention of getting revenge on their player ex boyfriend, Edward Cullen, they recruit the geeky new girl Bella Swan. But what happens when Bella starts to fall in love? Uhoh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
Behind Sapphire Eyes by candelifera reviews
Sam is the youngest Cullen and has been away at boarding school in England. What happens when he comes back? What does The Order and Hogwarts want with a vampire coven? TwilightHarryPotterDJT xover! first story! hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Happy Birthday by Incantare reviews
How does Bella choose to celebrate a certain day with Edward? A fluffy oneshot about the special event that marks June 20th. Bella’s point of view. Post Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Sleepwalking Past Hope by EmKay69 reviews
Ville Valo and Veronica Greene fictional are falling in love. Woohoo! Finally! Note: It is all one long document, no separate chapters as of yet...I'm getting there...
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007
Tiffany Blue by Cullenista reviews
Tired of Emmett’s teasing, Edward dares him to play a prank on Rosalie involving diamonds. Emmett takes the dare because even though Rose will be mad, he suspects they will have a lot of fun making up. Another entry in the 55 word challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Of Notes and Boredom by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are in a VERY boring class... but, Bella knows how to pass the time. Let the note passing begin! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Emmett Can Move by topaz addiction reviews
Emmett attmepts to teach Jasper how to dance...this of course can only lead to chaos.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Edwards Party by marufu-chan reviews
Bella gives Edward a seemingly easy task to do, however it appears Bella was donkey wrong...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Meant to Be by LittleFairyAV reviews
Alice: I wanted to comfort him, to save him from his loneliness, but that was impossible, for I had no idea where he was. Jasper: I never wanted to be parted from her joy, couldn't bear the thought of her feeling pain. Alice and Jasper: Meant to be?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Cullen Chronicles by llamoandllama reviews
Many, many pointless oneshots about our favorite family. Mostly lists. Including smashing Edward's piano. BITE US, EDDIE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007
In My Eyes: Jasper by enchanted-mind reviews
Oneshot. 'Those criticising eyes stare back at me, the red only all too familiar.' Jasper slipped up and is tormenting himself with relentless self-hatred and disgust - the ultimate price to his satiation. His Conclusion? 'No one will mourn a monster.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Jasper - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Little Brother by Saiyachick reviews
August Challenge. Emmett's relationship with a character. Emmett reflects on his life with his little brother Edward. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Video Tape by Incantare reviews
What is Edward's reaction to the video tape of Bella's mishap with James in Phoenix? How does he feel when he has to relive the nightmare on film? Edward's point of view. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Once Bitten, Twice Shy by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
Edward knows better than to provoke Bella’s angry demeanour when talking about lending money or buying things. All because of previous negative experience…R&R plz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Incentive by Saiyachick reviews
/RosexScorpius/She gave me the same gentle smile like she had many years ago. 'It’s an incentive to make sure that you don’t stop chasing me because one day I might slow down enough for you to catch me.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Car by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
Bella is the one thing Edward holds most dear. She is his life, his love, his everything. Still, everyone knows how much he LOVES his Volvo. When Bella's accident on black ice badly damages the Volvo, how far will she go to make sure he doesn't find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,979 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Mission: House Party by petuniagirl16 reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are away, the kids will play....Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007
A Surprise For Edward by Stella Ann reviews
Bella is determined that Edward will like her surprise. But will it be too much for him to handle? Will the rest of the Cullens help her convince him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Moonless Night by sillybella reviews
A series of oneshots about Edward's life before Bella arrived in Forks. A personal challenge from apocalyspe cabaret AKA art of pretension
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007
Emmett's Mission: Stalk & Harass by HEY YOU with the glasses reviews
Follow Emmett and his accomplice, Jasper, as they stalk & harass fellow Forkians. FUNNY! Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/2/2007
Mr Mysterious by Wishing On A Falling Star reviews
Bella is almost done with her freshman year of college when she starts getting IM's from this guy. Bella calls him Mr. Mysterious and that's his screenname. Will Bella find out who he is and if she does will there be a secret romance? All human. Bpov. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/29/2007
After Midnight by Demoninmyview reviews
She closed her eyes then as she brought the glass up to the side of her throat. I was paralyzed….I couldn’t move. I needed to leave before I did something I would regret, but there I stood rooted to the spot, watching her. Sad story, happy ending R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Vampires Aren't Real by SaraiDaDee reviews
What would seem like a normal, sarcastic girl of 16, turns out to be very abnormal. Iveria Elaine Kinrey was just a girl working to excape her past, when it was brought back by the abduction of vampires. COMPLETED.. duh.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 125,233 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Jasper's Secret Obsession by Kirbiness reviews
Bella and Edward are at the Cullen's house one day when they hear a strange noise coming from Jasper's Room. A series of flashbacks relating to Jasper's obsession, HARRY POTTER! CHAPTER 4 UP: HARRY POTTER OOTP MOVIE PREMEIRE, IN LONDON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
Papa Loves Mambo by Skipper Pompeii reviews
Join Edward, Jasper, Bella and Emmett as they try to solve a puzzling mystery.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Blood by Lottea reviews
”He held my jaw, my head back against him, his lips brushed against my neck… two pointed fangs pressed gently to my flesh, threatening to puncture my skin… I supposed there were worse ways to die, than in the arms of a handsome vampire…” Sex & Violence
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/6/2007
Vampire Kisses: Alexander's Story by LadyMinnyOfRaven reviews
This is my take on Alexander's Side to the story of Vampire Kisses by Ellen Schreiber, he's thoughts and views. Please review.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007
Suprisearama by xxpitchjasperxx reviews
This is the sequel to Zoorama. It won't follow the same guideline but its something that happens about a week after Zoorama. This definitely has some humor and some lemons later so teens watch out for the language mwah. It's m bc of the end ha. Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,086 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Hello After A Century by riddiculusvampire reviews
Edward and Bella are off for vacation in Chicago,the city where Edward was born and raised. During this trip, they decide to pay a visit to some people Edward hasn’t seen in long time. one shot readreview
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mmmett Bop by Incantare reviews
Rosalie's repair work on Emmett's Jeep leads to her discovery of something hidden in the glove box...what are the results? One shot.Taylight Fanfiction Challenge 1. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Picking up the Pieces by Saiyachick reviews
All of a sudden, Edward Anthony Cullen appeared leaning against the door way with a smirk. “What are you doing love?”Isabella Marie Cullen stared back at her lover with eyes of topaz and smiled softly, “Oh nothing…just picking up the pieces."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Logic vs Instinct by Taichi-Yamato4ever reviews
We all know Edward wants Bella, but is more than love?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
First Sight by meghankatherine reviews
What if Edward hadn't resisted the temptation Bella presented that first day & lured her away as planned? [you wanna rock . nothing's gonna make you stop . nothing's gonna break you up . everybody knows you're lost . in the night time, honey . lost boys]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,077 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Revenge Of Isabella Marie Swan by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] A oneshot. The Cullens take Bella to the beach on a cloudy day, but Bella decides to make her own fun when there, fun involving revenge on a certain Emmett Cullen...rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Sanctuary by VampirexLove reviews
Emmett makes the decision to pop the question to Rosalie. From the ring, to the location, to the proposal, this is his story of that day! Set roughly 4 to 5 years after Rose finds Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2007
Sk8ter Boi by Slytherin's-Misstress reviews
Harry Potter is missing, and only Hermione knows where he is, but no one knows that, either. So, where IS Harry? He’s nowhere in London, nor England, so, where is he? AMERICA, of course! But he no longer goes by the name Harry Potter, but BAM MARGERA! AHU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Cullen Counterparts by Georgiana1234 reviews
Imagine the characters from Twilight meat their counterparts from Harry Potter. This is very strange so prepare to be weirded out people!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006
Impossible by xo-Bella reviews
Bella and Edward had a large fight. Bella said that she didn't want to see Edward, Edward took it to heart, thinking she meant at all. He leaves for 13 years, but when Alice pulls the Cullens back for a 'vacation' Edward is surprised. He has a daughter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/1/2007
Give Me A Reason by Malem reviews
That was true. The sole purpose to why his father killed Violet’s family and tried to kill her was to punish him. Draco, the pureblood and son of Lucius Malfoy, had fallen for a Muggleborn, the one thing that his father hated the most. AU DracoOC Songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Draco M., OC - Complete
heart break and an old secert by TwistedKittyCat reviews
Edward has just broken Bella's heart to protect her. Someone form Edward's past wants revenge. Bella maybe falling for the person who wants revenge on Edward. Can Edward save Bella and keep himself safe too? Epilogue Part 2. PLEASE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 101,307 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Trojan Man by ShanniMo reviews
Emmett's expirience with the school nurse gone bad...i promise this is one freakin hilareous story. trust me. twilight will never be the same... one shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
Black Moon by Tee2007 reviews
New Moon told in Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/2/2007
Coin toss by rage.and.inspiration reviews
Edward and Bella have little bet. First Twilight fic... MAYBE some SLIGHT OOC... Pretty much just for a laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2007
A Quiet Sunday by Mrs. Fred Astaire reviews
What happens when the Cullens start arguing about the Civil War? How will they ever resolve their strange argument? Find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Tales of a Teenage Vampire by TempatiousRoxie reviews
This story is about Edward and Bella's daughter, Mercedes Rose Cullen and her struggles with the 'cold little problem'. As well as Bella and Edward's fiery romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007
My Love by Totally3rdGrade reviews
Bella and Edward have three children. Their daughter Evelyn has a dark outlook her life, This is a story on how love can change how a person sees the world--- Before Breaking Dawn, obviously. Beware of awful spelling mistakes! I was young and stupid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 72,097 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Rose by Kaitipoola reviews
Emmett wakes up to be told that he is a vampire. His first encounter with Rosalie. Emmett's POV. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Gillyflower and Nickel by Lady Notorious reviews
When The Cullens are asked by the headmistress to come to Hogwarts, Carlisle decides it is best for the family. But what happens when there is another sect of vampires in that part of England? And a group of hunters? Twilight crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/22/2007
Spring Cleaning by Oh.Edward reviews
Alice decides to clean out her closet, but she soon looses interest after Jasper tries to help...[AxJ fluff!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
A Brother's Love by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
For you, My Love by kajibot reviews
Their love was clearly invincible. Nothing could ever come between them, not even death. So, what happens when one day, Edward learns that no matter what he does, he cannot save her. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Unforgettable by TempatiousRoxie reviews
Bella spends her summer with the Cullen's. Little did she know it would be the best summer of her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2007
Behind The Physical by L.C.Candle reviews
[EmmettxRosalie] Rose and Emmett's anniversary, written in Rose's POV. There is much more than the Physical between the vampire couple. Rated K plus for sexual reference.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Nonverbal by Nayave Larkin reviews
Okay, this time we have Jasper and Alice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Dead Monster by TwilightSnowStar reviews
Ok, first off, New Moon Spoilers! Don't keep reading if you haven't read New Moon yet! This is what I think Marcus of the Volturi was thinking during the book. Better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Marcus - Complete
Saliva by bibliophyle reviews
Edward tastes the forbidden fruit.Can he stop before it's too late or will he give in to his bloodlust and destroy the one he loves? This will be told from various pov's. R&R peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2006
Definition Mental State by bibliophyle reviews
Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006