Author has written 12 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Codename: Kids Next Door.
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* B A S I C - I N F O *
NAME: Jared Samuel van Esch
T H E - F A V S
BOOKS: Harry Potter Series, Artemis Fowl Series, Spiderwick Chronicles, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Inheritance Cycle.
T H E - S H R I N E S . . .
-> X O . K Y O R I I . . .
So i think it is about time after so long that i made a shrine to you. We met...how long ago? years now, you were writing masquerade, i was moving through the endless amounts of fanfiction, trying to find something good. Finding yours, your story had me hooked like the perfect bait. Tenth grade lessons were spent going through my phone/school computers reading your updates (this is back when you updated every few days) and when it ended, i was saddened...but at the same time happy that i had made my first true friend on fanfiction.
Years later, we have both grown up so much. You are now widely considered fanfiction famous (don’t deny it i’ve seen the love reviews) and you deserve every bit of celebrity status that you have. One of the most talented writers ever to grace the coding that is fanfiction.net, she will have you on the floor of any classroom/library/apple store laughing like a madman, to allowing a tear to escape your eyes as if you were Kairi reminiscing on one spiky chocolate-haired keyblade wielder.
Xo.Kyorii’s main page - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1338939/xo_Kyorii
Red Ribbon, a birthday present wrapped in pages of awesomeness - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5894717/1/Red_Ribbon
Ordinary Freak, inspired by 12 - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5417961/1/Ordinary_Freak
>> Q U O T E S >>
“Not Impossible...Just a bit unlikely...” - The Doctor, Doctor Who
“There’s an old earth saying, captain...a phase of great power and wisdom, and consolation to the soul in times of need...ALLONS-Y!” - The Doctor, Doctor Who
“Same page? We’re not reading the same book, we’re not even in the same Library!” - FBI Agent Peter Burke, White Collar
“Go F$%k Yourself!” - Emperor Palpatine, Robot Chicken
“There is no eleven you F$%KING WHORE!!” - Pvt. Leonard Church, Red vs. Blue
I don’t think i watched an episode of Matlock...where the criminal f$%ked Matlock!” - Cole Howard, Tower Heist.
“I’m not a mind reader,”
“...and exactly how many times did he fall out the window?”
“Please don’t feel obligated to tell me that was remarkable or amazing, John has expressed that thought in every possible variant available to the English language”
“...(Ginny's) got nice skin...” - Harry Potter, Half-Blood Prince (movie)
“Come with me if you don’t want to get paint on you,” - Abed Nadir, Community
I saved some for a rainy day,"
"I discovered at a very early age that if I talked for long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So, either, I'm God or truth is relative," - Jeff Winger, Community
"You had your perfect little script, but you kinda forgot to write the sequel," - Lea, Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance.
“You hear they’re planning on making a movie of 50 shades of grey?”
“I’m a gentleman first...and a smut-writer second,” - Jared Someone, The deep corridors of my mind.
C O N T A C T - M E . . .
(i do also have a Facebook account, but id rather keep that personal. If i get to know you, maybe i might divulge that information to you. Also, PM Me guys! more then happy to answer your questions when I can find the time D: be gentle, im too busy-a man)
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