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Author has written 20 stories for Boondocks, Naruto, Twilight, Moby Dick, Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Greetings! I am the one and only Belletrist Word Salad (formerly known as Word Salad aka The Gilded One).
Name: For me to know, you to find out.
Gender: same as above
Fave Activities: Internet, reading, typing, fanfiction
Fave Music: anything besides country and gospel...especially classic rock
Fave TV Shows: The Boondocks, Arrested Development, Are You Being Served?, Keeping Up Appearances, Golden Girls, My Name is Earl, Cold Case, Malcolm in the Middle
Fave Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, The Weather Man, The Lion King, Borat, anything by Monty Python (except Meaning of Life), The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Trainspotting, Dr. Strangelove, Psycho (the 1960 original), Misery, American Pie
Fave Books: Things Fall Apart, Brave New World, The Catcher in the Rye, An Enemy of the People, Death of a Salesman, To Kill a Mockingbird, Henderson the Rain King, Low Crimes and Misdemeanors: Confessions of a Tulsa Boy
Fave Characters/Narrators: Mark Renton (Trainspotting, film version), Holden Caulfield, Scar and Nala (Sulkie Wolfen's Lion King fics), Naruto (from the ), David Spritz (The Weather Man), Amir (The Kite Runner), Eugene Henderson (Henderson the Rain King), Malcolm Wilkerson (Malcolm in the Middle), Celaya "Lala" Reyes (Caramelo), any narrator from the works of Sherman Alexie
Fave Authors: Khaled Hosseini, Sandra Cisneros, Sherman Alexie
Life is so absurd, all you can do is laugh. -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
I actually think we're all just some elementary kid's science project. The universe is contained in a glitter-glued shoebox. It totally is. -Megii of Mysteri OusStranger on God and the universe
We are actors in a play so large we know not its name. -Louis Martinie
You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You can swear and curse the Fates. But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.
For what it's worth, it's never too late, or in my case, too early, to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit. Start whenever you want. You can change or stay the same. There are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. And I hope you make the best of it. I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. And if you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.
Some people are born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people dance.
-quotes from The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
And I'm unanimous in this. -Mrs. Slocombe from the Britcom Are You Being Served?
My Personal Quote: "If Picasso could be the Minotaur, why can't I be the Chimera?"
About My Stories: Although I've written for The Boondocks and Twilight as well, this is only addressing my Naruto stories. The canon's dead to me, so most of them will take place after the pilot chapter. Feel free to contact me if you want to know more.
My Way of the Writer: I tend to write fics in a quirky style that may go over some people's heads and to use uncommon words, so feel free to contact me if you don't understand something.
Also, I like to do what my favorite authors (on and off FF) do: go for the jugular or the funny bone. Or both.
My All-Purpose Disclaimer: I am merely an upstart crow, beautifying myself with the feathers of others. Apropos to this:
If we shadows have offended,
-from William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
In other words, anyone who dares to flame me as opposed to constructively criticize shalt be smote with (un)dead parrots, killer rabbits, then cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril!
Contacting Me: My PM is available at any time. And please, feel free to chat with me about my fics! I live on feedback :)
On Requests: If you want me to write something, don't just come right out with it if you haven't contacted me before. Introduce yourself first, let me get to know you. Otherwise, I won't even dignify you with a response.
Current Project: The True Tale of Naruto Uzumaki. As with most of my Naruto stories, it takes place after the pilot chapter. Also, I can safely say that it will be my most intricate fic ever, complete with the following:
Re-Imagined Tailed Beasts:
My Additional Headed Beasts:
My Answer to the God Tree/Ten-Tails:
Also, a very special thank you to my dear friendon dA for drawing these little Beasties
So long, and thanks for all the Cookies 'n Crème!
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