Been in this community for a bit. The trolls are swarming and I am floating (through my uni lol). I will hopefully post my first fanfic of my own.

Shoutout to Neon Zangetsu Yojimbra, VulgarAssassin, and the many authors of the many fanfics I come to read (now smuts cause I am sad and lonely lol).

Now writing is way too hard and I shall try.

Let the chaos begin and let the degen flock(we are all a little degenerate if the commenter haunting NeonZangetsu is still coming lol).

Rules of fanfic I use

1. Don't Like, Don't Reread.

2. Try it at least once before you dislike it.

3. Don't hate the author, dislike the fact you can't be better than them.

4. At least comment on a story once in a while or try to critique it.

5. So long as you are writing, you get to critique it.

6. OTP does not exist, we are not canon, we are the fanon, and we have our own headcanon.

7. If you read lemon, and then say that the author should rethink their life choices, what does that say about you?

8. If you read lemon, and do a two-tug tony, join the line, I am first.

9. If you try to make an author write something you want, do it yourself first before going up to them, this ain't no mall, this is a colosseum and you should fight with pens or a bad laptop.

10. If you see the fic you like is dead for 10 years, ask out of concern if the author is ok first, not can you update. Do that when the author replies.

11. If the fic is 5 years old and has not been updated in 5 years. Assume the author has got the block and cry that the content is forever forestalled

12. When adopting, ask and wait till you can receive, don't be mad and try to one-up the author, be better.

13. If you post someone else work, credit, and when the author asks you to take it down, comply and delete the content, but make sure to make the story you found become more well known by getting it out there. Word of mouth is still the way we work. Do not be like me and read said fanfic in a restaurant. Society only needs one madman and it's me.

14. If you are sad, get vitamin D and sleep. It is basically turning yourself off and on again(not sexual but you could do that too if you want). If you are like me, read some fanfic and try to draw yourself like a french girl, I swear the all-consuming self-hate can become an embarrassment and you will not have time to feel shame.

15. If you feel shame, don't. We can only get so far to being stopped by shame. Use shame as motivation and see where it can take you from there.

16. Memes and Dreams are made of bees, Who am I to disagree, Everybody looking for content.

17. If all you do is read and not write, do not critique someone to change it your way. Find a grammar mistake and help the fix it. You are a commentator not the author.

18. In reference to 6, if you find a pairing you don't like and have already given it a try, feels bad man, and comment on the execution, not the plot. We are not the grammar police, we are story writers (or hobbyists like me, and Uni forces papers out of you). Do not enforce a pairing as if you are the gatekeeper. You are the visitor, not the guard.

19. Authors are the gods of their creation. Feeding them ideas is fine, trying to force them into writing what you want will only be disrespecting yourself and makes the author feel bad that you can't get good.

20. If you feel like you are not good. Get good by reading other people's work and see how they write. Then emulate it yourself, authors are gods of their creation and you should make yourself feel good.

21. Fem-Jiraiya will become a thing one day, please give me time to get good. I swear I'm writing it. Just need to actually finish Uni before anything else.

22. If you are in Uni, feels bad man. The debt is gonna cripple me lol. Use it as a plot device

23. The rules about publishing a story on this site are full of shit, fiction rating is a terrible site cause it is too old for me to use and does not work. Also, what is the point of MA rating if it is not to do this

24. Have an AO3 as well as account. If one go down, another can have it

25. Google doc is a friend, not food.

26. Writing is a journey, I would like to ask if the authors can at least not delete their stories. I like to think of them like history bookmark of how far they have gone.

27. If you abandon your account. Sorry to see you go and I wish you the best of luck. o7

28. I am not going to deal with someone emo brooding way or the small mindedness of not accepting a person view as there own. You may have your view but I am not gonna bother with someone hateful. Too lazy and tired for it.

29. I am a madman, not a monster. I do have standard, though some people might think I have none.