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Joined 12-24-07, id: 1452278, Profile Updated: 10-24-09
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.



I am: insane; crazy; hyper; random; old enough to know that sarcasm is a good thing, probably becoming immune to allergy medication -.-"

I have: an adorable cat; a weird brain that doesn't seem to work like anyone else's, too much free time

I can't live without: my cat!! a.k.a. my baby (duh); books; saying the word 'like'; the internet; cash; sugar; HOT ASIAN GUYS!! drool

I love: my cat a.k.a. my baby (again, duh); mangoes; pineapple; silver; glittery things; chocolate; sprite; hot asian guys drool again

People I think should die: the genius who said we should use gasoline to power cars (yes, I am totally against non-environmentally things... GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT!)

I can: skate, ride horses, EAKSPAY IGPAY ATINLAY! (speak pig latin to those of you out there who can't... muahahahaha)

I look like: Just trust me when I say there are a lot of people in this world who are prettier than I am... (but smarter?! I think not!! Muahahahaha... no)

I think: Finding Nemo is the stupidest Pixar movie of all time; revenge is tasteless; people who think brunettes have more fun should double check... my life is about as boring as you can get, lol; the CORPSE BRIDE is the best animated movie EVER; Draco Malfoy should totally be left handed... just, seriously... left-handed Draco just seems... Draco-er to me for some reason :P

I have never: broken a bone; ridden a city bus, tried to commit suicide (uh, stupid much?), eaten live... err... anything; fixed a watch; owned a pet that weighs more than I do


Books: Triskelia series by Carrie Mac, The Fetch by Laura Whitcomb (you guys HAVE to read this... it's kind of weird in the beginning but I LOVE this book)

Animals: white tigers; lions; cougars; polar bears; wolves... stuff of that sort; ooh and peregrine falcons!! and mostly any mammal species as babies (except for stuff that's born without hair.. eww..??)

Colors: anything metallic (and black)

Gemstones: (this is just plain random) amythests; aquamarines; diamonds; sapphires; golden beryls; jade; moonstone; larimar; iolite... list too long, I just like the ones that sound nice and like... look nice?

Music: listening to music.. by hot asian guys!! lol, I guess you can tell by now that I'm asian XD

Remind-Me-Ofs: Hearts = Pretzels / Goldfish = Simpsons (don't ask) / Killer Bunny = Owl

More Random Facts: my eyes water when I'm sleepy, when I'm mad, when I'm bored, when I'm happy... they water a lot in general; I can't tell the difference between a tangerine and an clementine


Thanks to all of you guys who have ever reviewed my stories!! I am so happy. (I feel like one of those people who won an award an are acknowledging everyone who helped them and junk)

If anyone wants to recommend their fanfic to me, (or even just some random fanfic that they think is good) go ahead. As of a few weeks ago, I'm in love with AH stories. Of course, not as much as Edward, but still, lol.


When people KNOW that the topic is overused, and write something on it anyway. Well, if the story's written good, then I don't mind, but if it's not written all that good (no offence) AND it's totally a cliché, well, then...

Extremely short stuff. I know it's not nice, and my own fanfics aren't exactly super-long and junk, but I just don't like reading a really short fanfic and waiting for months for the author to update, only to have another extremely short chapter. I know, stupid, huh?

Hermione-Snape, or Hermione-Sirius type stuff... aren't they a BIT old for her?? lol

'Harry becomes a girl' or 'Harry is actually a girl' stories... geez... Harry is perfectly fine as a guy, ok?? I'm sure we wouldn't complain if he stayed as a guy... so, please... don't make Harry turn into a girl... please??

When people do a flashback to the actual books... we know what happens, geez!


Models who try to act. Come on, you've already got a nice, pretty face, and you've gotta go out there and destroy television?! Doesn't make any sense to me.

OLD SHOES. Pretty much self explanatory.

The colour pink. I'm not a total goth, or like, emo, but I can't stand the colour pink. It's like, screaming out to me, 'I'm annoying! I am pink and therefore I am annoying!'

Racists. Do I need to elaborate? You're born as who you are, and no one should give you shit for that.

Those people who just go around polluting the air, and messing up the environment KNOWING WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS HORRIBLE, and they continue. Well, dude(tte), it's your own funeral.


Hannah Montana. GAH!! Even saying her name makes my brain hurt

And no offence to anyone who likes these guys, but I just HATE the Jonas Brothers. Joe's voice is all whiny sounding... no offence


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Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous. Famous members include Harry, Ron, Hermione, Albus Dumbledore (head of Hogwarts), and Minerva McGonagall (head of Gryffindor).



Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).



Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.



Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.


Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks He who laughs last didn't get it.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes

The statistics on insanity are that 1of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if their okay, then it's you

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Growing old is manditory, but growing up is optional

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'You're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want you, I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die'.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

When all else fails blow shit up.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. I

love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

I believe die bitch conveys my feelings properly

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Your villiage called, they're missing they're idiot

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces

Love is the fire of life; it either consumes or purifies

There are no such things as strangers, only friends that we have not yet met

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it

Don't waste your youth growing up

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On

Eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die

Everybody laughs in the same language

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable

Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like

Everyone makes mistakes. It is what you do afterwards that counts

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

MORE RANDOMNESS (a.k.a. Everyone's Favorite Copy and Paste it's!)

If you have ever started talking to the mirror, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone behind their backs. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can never learn to shut up, copy and paste this into your profile

If you said you'd never speak to a certain person ever again, and the next day you were chattering nonstop, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever burnt yourself pouring boiling water copy and paste this into your profile

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have stayed up half the night reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an incredibly long profile that no one will read, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are proud of your own stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend at least three hours a week reading/writing fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever inserted the word 'like' into a sentence so many times that the person you are talking to doesn't understand you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can read this (I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!) copy and paste to your profile

Things Learned from Reading Twilight

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.


Gold. I don't have anything against it, but I just prefer silver. Gold's too.. yellow.

Tea. I HATE TEA. Well, I hate drinking it. Tea smells nice XD




WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG! (like many of the above, don't ask... just, don't)

Bubbly. That's a funny word!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

(BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be loud and fat.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems



Tuesday, November 11, 2008

This isn't really an update--just liked to let everyone know that it's Remembrance day and all... and to show you that I'm still alive. Poked myself with the poppy at least five times today... bah

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Updated another chapter/story of The Cullen Tales. Probably can't update tomorrow though, I'm going to a friend's house for a sleepover tonight.

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Updated (and named) 'The Cullen Tales'. Though some help with a new title would be nice. Title of new chapter/story is: Kindergarten with the Cullens!

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

God, I'm sooooooo sorry it's been so long YET AGAIN! But I can say that I will update a lot more in these next two months. This in itself is not an update, but just so you guys know, I've started a new story, sort of on a whim, I guess. You'll see it up in the next week or so. I'm not posting it up until I have at least three chapters done.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Finally updated! Sorry for making you guys wait so long. Chapter two of Jealousy 'Like, OMG!' is up!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

God, I feel so bad for not updating for the past like... three weeks, practically! I've started a new story called Jealousy. It's about the Denali Clan... well, it's about Bella and Co. with the Denali Clan. PLEASE GO READ IT AND REVIEW!!

Monday, March 24, 2008

I have had the new chapter of Impossible up for a while, and I just posted a new story called Misunderstanding, which already has two chapters dont and one almost completed. It's sort of a cliche, please don't kill me for it, and please review!!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I feel horribly guilty for not updating but I am so fully stuck on Impossible. GRRRR! (email me if you have any idea of what Edward and Bella are going to tell the people at their school... like, seriously, WTF you try coming up with something, no offense)

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

First few chapters... um, that's three, I think, of Impossible are up. Please tell me whether or not you like it. Also, At Heaven's Gate is finished, and I also posted one more chapter of Random Notes With The Cullens! I told you guys March Break was a good thing!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

The genius who said we should have March Break totally rocks. Anyway, I deleted Eternity and I'm Not Good Enough For You since I wasn't ever going to update them... also, I'm writing chapter nineteen, which is POSSIBLY (yes possibly, which means, maybe yes, maybe no) the last chapter of At Heaven's Gate. Which means that chapter eighteen is obviously already posted.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Chapter seventeen of At Heaven's Gate posted. Please review, it makes me happy:P

Wednesday, February 26, 2008

Chapter fifteen of At Heaven's Gate posted, chapter two of Random Notes With The Cullens posted, started writing chapter three!

Saturday, Feburary 23, 2008

New story, Random Notes With The Cullens posted! Totally random and very OOC, please don't read if you don't like these things and tell me to piss off. Title self explanatory

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Chapter ten of At Heaven's Gate posted. Chapter eleven is done, but I can't post it up for some reason... gonna try again tomorrow. Started on chapter twelve

Monday, February 18, 2008:

Chapter nine of At Heaven's Gate posted, already started on chapter ten:) That should make you people happy... so sorry for my mini-hiatus

Wednesday, February 5, 2008:

No updates... still stuck on my mini-writer's-block! Someone answer my question (from last update)... email me or something! Have ideas but don't know which one to choose!

Sunday, February 3, 2008:

No updates, but I wanted to say that I am sort of stuck with my story, At Heaven's Gate. Not really a writer's block, since I have an idea, but I don't know what I should write it as... SPOILERS TO MY STORY! Should I make the person... just some random vampire, or Edward, reincarnated, as Rebellious_Vampiress put it?


Really, I can't believe you guys stuck with me for that long!!

Thanks for reading all of my stories.

Admittedly, this note should be at the top of my profile... BUT!! This is a test to see who actually checks my profile!!

MUAHAHAHAHA--Now, didn't that sound odd?

Before I get too carried away, I just wanted to say that you guys are all AWESOME!! (Or are like me, and have nothing better to do with your time that read fanfics)

Thanks a lot!!


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Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2784 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Streetlights by bellecatastrophe reviews
Like the ribbons of pink silk that whisper across alabaster flesh, time has undone Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mayhem at The Burrow by behardcore reviews
Draco unexpectedly has to spend the summer at The Burrow, and yup, if you leave the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Draco all under one roof, chaos is bound to happen! But could it be... a romance too? Find out what happens! There's a twist too. DMHG. DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,524 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dream Worth Keeping by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Years have gone by since Hogwarts and so much as changed for Hermione...a husband, children, and for some reason, she can't remember any of it. Will her memory return? If not, can she learn to love this man again? PostHogwarts,HGDM, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,005 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Live My Life For You by alter-shadow reviews
Seventh year finds Draco Malfoy with a lot of plans in mind, but getting engaged to Harry Potter is definitely not one of them. On the other hand, for Harry it is simply a dream come true…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 142,490 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
THE CLASS by Freak Apple reviews
The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Summer Regrets by Aria DC al Fine reviews
“Can I die in your arms, Summer?” SLASH HPDM. Veela!Draco was rejected by Harry, who was his mate, and lived a life of insanity in his wake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dobby Cleans by tangledhair reviews
Dobby develops a crush at Hogwarts, and has to make some decisions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
Days of Denial by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
Just a short, sad, sweet, little ficlet. V.Mild Slash, HP/DM, Established relationship, no spoilers. Harry left Draco on a Monday. Draco knows when he'll come home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Second Place by Gerri reviews
There's a reason why Lucius Malfoy doesn't love his only son as much as he should.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Draco and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Day by DangerMouse reviews
Whole title: "Draco Malfoy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day." A parody of the old children's book. Draco isn't having a very good day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2001 - Draco M.
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Random Notes With The Cullens! reviews
Ok, this is basically just a random note-passing story. I got bored one day, so I decided to write it. It's quite stupid, so don't be surprised if it doesn't make any sense at all whatsoever. R&R! XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008
Misunderstanding reviews
Edward left Bella ten years ago. And when he finally comes back, he doesn't find the Bella that he left so long ago. Personally, I think it's a little too fast paced, so it's probably going to be pretty short. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
The Cullen Tales reviews
A collection of Twilight oneshots that are totally random. Includes: AU, AH, AV, and anything else you can think of. Ratings will range, but will all be from K-T. Please read, and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008
How Do They Know? Pt 1: Twilight reviews
Twilight gets published in the Twilight world. How will our favourite characters deal with it? Isn't as cliché as it sounds! Please give it a chance. I'm planning on writing one for New Moon and Eclipse too. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jealousy reviews
One of those Denali Clan stories. I've wanted to write this for ages... XD Anyway, everyone's a vampire in this. Post Eclipse. NOT A ONESHOT, though I don't know when I'll be able to post next. Pretty please with sprinkles on top, review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Jacob Black and the Rubber Duck reviews
Yep. Jakey imprints on a rubber duck. Written for my own personal amusement, but please review to tell me if I should do more of these things. Oneshot. Rated T because I'm weird like that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Impossible reviews
Edward has just killed Victoria, with plenty of eyewitnesses, including Charlie, and just about all of the students Forks High School. How will Bella and the rest of the Cullens explain to them what has happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
At Heaven's Gate reviews
Bella has just witnessed Edward being murdered! How will she go on with her life? Or will someone finally grant her wish-to be with Edward, for eternity? Does Heaven truly exist? Hope you like it! Plz R&R! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,692 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel's Voice reviews
This story is basically about what happens after Bella gets changed, and what happens to all the things she'd left behind. All in BPOV. This is my first fanfic! Plz R&R. I suck at titles any suggestions? Not for Jake fans! You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007