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Joined 12-24-07, id: 1452348, Profile Updated: 10-22-12

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Blessings of Fire and Sun by the Mirage Prismatic reviews
Where Jade goes, trouble always seems to follow and growing up as an impromptu demon hunter, she can't escape her past or her demons so easily, especially when former enemies appear not seeking vengeance but her aid against a foe who brings fear to even demon hearts. (Reviews appreciated, please.)
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,138 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Jade C., Drago
What Do You Want? by mrs.kapranos reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle never loved…or so they say. What if he did love, but he couldn't understand it and so destroyed it? A choice between his ultimate desire of world domination and the one thing he's always been denied: love. The story spans between his school years until his rise in power. You already know the end, but do you know the beginning?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 215,994 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] Voldemort
Tobi Can Say Anything and it Always Sounds Wrong by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi is the master of making anything and everything sound so awkward. Why not scribe it to be sure we don't miss out on anything? Sporadic updates. Crack; one-sided TobiDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Lee's Huglist by Lil' DeiDei reviews
When Gai-sensei suffers a fatal accident, is down to Lee to carry out his beloved teacher's last request. And he must complete this arduous task by sundown tomorrow, or else suffer the consequences. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,778 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Lee R., Kiba I. - Complete
The Talk of Youth by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tenten's got a crush and she needs to let him know. How can Gai-sensei's insistence on giving the Talk of Youth help at all? Tenten despairs, wondering if her love will really ever know the truth, and many people get kicked in the head-on accident!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Tenten, Gai M. - Complete
The Storyteller and the Pirate by dustie-snark reviews
A collection of short stories featuring Wendy and Hook. WIP.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,206 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Wendy D., Captain Hook
Without You by Melimea reviews
"You know, I have never felt this way before. I always think about you, always. When you are around now days all I can do is look at you and feel…something. It hurt at first and it made me mad." Soulsilvershipping Rated for sexual content and language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival - Complete
In Which Tobi and Hidan Discover I'm a Banana by Lil' DeiDei reviews
The reason the Akatsuki no longer allow Tobi and Hidan anywhere near a computer. Crackfic. No pairings. I kick ass at writing summaries.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Hidan - Complete
Tobi Likes Them Big by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Tobi and the gang sit in a restaurant discussing the size of their stuff. As Tobi begs for someone to share with him, one person is left to wonder why all the Akatsuki's outings turn out like this. Crackfic. Rated T for perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
The Talk by yukiislikesnow reviews
Gaara is a teenage boy with raging hormones right? Well he'll have to get 'the talk' eventually right? hehe, here's how it starts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete