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Where were you when I was burned and broken
While the days slipped by from my window watching
Where were you when I was hurt and I was helpless
Because the things you say and the things you do surround me
While you were hanging yourself on someone else's words
Dying to believe in what you heard
I was staring straight into the shining sun

I took a heavenly ride through our silence,
I knew the waiting had begun
And headed straight..into the shining sun

Coming Back to Life - Pink Floyd

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Embracing Dreams by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi AU NaruSasuNaru KyuuSasu KakaIru. Iruka and Naruto offer up their home as a safe haven for mutants with nowhere to go. Kakashi and Sasuke accept the offer, and chaos follows soon after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 371,065 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 1/12/2020 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 12294 - Favs: 12,709 - Follows: 10,441 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Greatest Actor by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's supposed to be the actor, so why is it Sasuke has to be the one to pretend he's not in love with him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,452 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unintentional by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 126 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fangirl by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
He wasn't kidding when he told the doctor he was a big fan, and he honestly doesn't understand why everybody else isn't, either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 171 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
On The Cusp by Okami Rayne reviews
Corralled into troublesome celebrations, Shikamaru learns that Birthdays can do more than bring people together or push people away. Sometimes they can bring people back - pulling the Past with them. Yaoi/het PART 2 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 181,029 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Clash by topaz-and-onyx reviews
Alexander is a "fifteen" year old vampire adopted by the Cullens. He doesn't fit in with the Cullens or anyone at school. Except one person. All original pairings and OC/OC. Slash
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,429 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008
How Naruto and Sasuke Decide Who's Top by cho-chan09 reviews
The title explains it rather well I think. Very random. Most likely less fighting than would actually occur. 2 parts!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Doing It by if.the.plane.goes.down reviews
Youth is wasted on the Young. --Rated M for suggestive themes--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Renewal by oh.industria reviews
AU. Shikamaru gives new meaning to the term 'sexy librarian'. Neji just might learn something. ShikaNeji, NC17ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Of Words and Fire by TaintedMoonlight reviews
--AU---Fires are interesting sorts. They burn, they flicker, and they provide warmth. Sure, they can be destructive, but they can create too. So let the flames swallow what they may, and let's see what the result shall be. ShikaTema -- M for swear words
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,423 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 4,649 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where Is My Mind? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All the Small Things by michelerene reviews
Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,688 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 4,983 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wolf and the Bird by BBananular reviews
Nine times Quil wanted to tell Claire he loved her and one time he almost did. It was her happiness that stopped him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Beauty in Death by Hebi R reviews
Luna truely loves threstrals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Luna L. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 290 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How to Fall in Love by Pantz reviews
Who ever has all the answers about love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Second Time Around by Sunfreak reviews
The universe is infinite and everything you can imagine is real. TsunadeJiraiya, except when it's not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2004