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Joined 12-24-07, id: 1452449, Profile Updated: 06-09-12
Author has written 3 stories for Left 4 Dead, Assassin's Creed, and Metroid.

Funny Quotes:

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I'm not racist, I've got a black president.

I'm going to hell, but you're laughing, so you're coming.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes...

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

Ankle: a device for finding furniture in the dark...

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

As the great prophet Naruto said: "Believe it."

The reason coke and weed are illegal in America because the best coke and weed ain't made in America.

MGS Quotes:

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

Those who look to the Heavens prosper, those who defy it are no more.

Land, Friends, dignity, all sold to the highest bidder, The United States Of America!

You have to beLIEve me!

Unfortunately, killing is just one of those things that gets easier the more you do it.

God's got a sense of humor, all right.

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal!

If you ask me, there's no happiness to be found in death... no peace either. I'm leaving here alive.

I never felt truly alive unless I was staring death in the face.

People call mercenaries like us "Dogs of War." But you're different. You are a Wolf... You will die the proud wolf you are.

Inspirational Quotes:

Keep hope alive.

Let's roll.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

They envy the distinction I have won; let them therefore, envy my toils, my honesty, and the methods by which I gained it.

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.

Conversations:

-I'm off pills.

-That's a wise choice, 'cause I knew this girl, she had this like crazy freak out cause she like took too many behavioral meds at once, and and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like "I am a Kricon from the sea."

-I heard that was you

My Life:

-You do drink, don't you?

-Of course. I just said I was a writer.

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Our First Night Together One Shot by Kerghan-MB reviews
That very first night together in my interpretation of young immature Goku and the young Chi-Chi on their wedding Night. No plot twists just good ol sayjin and human raw emotion and passion. Don't worry theres no evil Goku Sayjin coming to light here.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
The Misadventures of a curious Hunter by CrazyChibiSama reviews
A Hunter follows the Survivors and gets into some rather stupid situations, and learns a lot about how hard it is to be human. Chapter 43... the road ahead.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,493 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hunter
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
Anything For You by cathatfatsat reviews
Naruto was adopted and becomes Sasuke's playmate when he was younger. After Sasuke's parents died, Naruto said he'd do anything to make Sasuke smile again. But what if sasuke takes his anger out on Naruto? Will he still be there for him? FIRST STORY
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,512 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dead Space: Ouroboros by Leks Bronks reviews
Step One: Be mindful of psychological rejection. updated 4/6/12
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,272 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Isaac C., Nicole B., Kendra D., Z. Hammond
Little Things by EmmileneRosalina reviews
Character and pairing-centric drabbles about love, family, and coping. Hawksbill - Romano pulls some strings and gets himself a free vacation with Spain, but it's riddled with annoyances.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,603 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Kingdom by OrionSTARB0Y reviews
What happens to New York and its favorite hero when invaded by symbiotes? An epilogue written for the game "Spider-Man: Web of Shadows," follow Spidey, Eddie Brock, and Toxin in the aftermath of the initial invasion. Story based on full evil campaign.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Eddie B./Venom - Complete
Bum Reviews: Kick Ass by Charles Xavier reviews
You know it had to be done! The homeless movie buff is back to take this moment and review the movie Kick-Ass!
Kick-Ass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Hunted? by Tyloric reviews
When you wake up not knowing who you are, life is complicated enough. When you wake up not knowing WHAT you are, life can be hellish. When you make a friend, however, everything just seems to fall into place.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ellis, Hunter - Complete
The Menagerie by Connie Welsh reviews
We’re all just animals, living in a steel cage in nothingness. River’s POV.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/26/2010 - River - Complete
Wish I had a Dime for Every Time by Wheatbread reviews
I swear it was the same guy as last time, Officer. Greasy little hood, in Elvis sideburns, and swinging a baseball bat like a fat kid at a piñata festival...
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Hey Beautiful by ErethrenGarav reviews
ME2 SPOILER ALERT, if you don't want spoilers, don't read. This is my take on the sweet little Tali/MaleShepard scene, before going off to the final climactic battle of the second game.R&R plz, Disclaimer, I don't own anything. it's all bioware's.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Aftermath by Invader Vega reviews
Bakura hates everything after sex. Drabble, thiefshipping, mentions of knifeplay, S&M overtones. Strong T.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
protect that which is beautiful by Victor Weiss reviews
a hunter who is captivated by the survivor named Zoey, after seeing her the hunter decides it must do all it can to help her avoid its infected brethren, though it proves challenging when she wants him dead. i do not own anything in this story. RnR please
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,597 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hunter, Zoey
Winnie the Pooh and the Sex Vampires by DoomsdayJesus reviews
A dark night for Winnie the Pooh.
Crossover - Twilight & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward
Crimson Peak by SamJaz reviews
Deep within the Johto region lies the ultimate goal for every Pokémon Champion... They call it Crimson Peak.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Stray Cat Strut? by Tearatone Maystar reviews
After the return of Alucard life around Hellsing Manor has gotten dull. That is until a certain feline stray decides to strut about the place. How will the residence handle his childish antics as he searches for new ways to entertain himself? :3 Schro!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Schrodinger, Seras
Ode to Kenny by South Park Kid reviews
Just a short little story that Butters wrote about Kenny about how they first became friend and eventually more that that :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Hang Me in the Morning, Before I See the Sun by Elwin Ransom reviews
Half a millennium after the Jedi Civil War, an outcast Jedi led a rebellion against the Republic. He was caught, tried, and died a villain. But he left behind a diary, compiled while imprisoned. It reveals his side of the struggle and the mind of a madman
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,814 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
50 Facts about The Boss by KnightMysterio reviews
Because The Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3 has more concentrated awesome in a toenail clipping than Chuck Norris and Captain Falcon together. New 'fact' suggestions will be taken if offered.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - T. Boss - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by Hawki reviews
Poem: That Nicole died before the arrival of the Kellion was a source of much grief for Isaac. But as analysis of certain aspects of his mission log shows, it appears that he was aware from the start...
Dead Space - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Nicole B., Isaac C. - Complete
Purgatory by Lossefalme reviews
Saints Row 2: A collection of scenes from the PC POV detailing his reactions to certain pivotal events in the game. Finished! !SPOILERS!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,618 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Things You Don't Do by weaverofstars reviews
There were a lot of things that Eri had to learn not to do when she became friends with all of them. Eri/Shiki, Joshua/Neku, The World Ends With You fic.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Eri, Shiki M. - Complete
Just Like the Movies by Wutruffbeest reviews
A story largely from Zoey's perspective as she experiences the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,307 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Zoey - Complete
Hunter by Zhadist reviews
This is supposed to be a "narrative" poem I wrote for my Creative Writing class. Something about it having to do with semester finals and stuff. Honestly, I wrote it for my own amusement. R&R if you wish.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
The General Rule by turn-off-my-heart reviews
You can look, but you better not touch." Obviously you haven't heard about Harley Quinn. -HarleyIvy- silly smut turned oneshot. oy. can't make PWP anymore.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Left 4 Dead: Teamwork by DarkGidora reviews
Bill's plans to escape the city are made all the more difficult by the people he was escaping with. Based on what you'll see if you play L4D for over five minutes.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bill - Complete
Apathetic Sympathy by ShadowSlasher13 reviews
Isaac Clarke knows of all the things the Necromorphs are capable of, he just never thought that sympathy was one of them. Oneshot.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Ellen Ripley by BonaFideHobbit reviews
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'It might have been.'" -- John Greenleaf Whittier. The chapters follow the Alien movies in chronological order--all AUs.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Scars by Chinangel reviews
Just a shortstory based on my Fable 2 character. Please Read and Review!
Fable - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
Longterm Calculation by Soshite reviews
Another Day. There were very few things that Sho Minamimoto could appreciate: Flawless calculations and beauty. And in Sunshine he found plenty of that. ShoxRhyme
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Beginning Trainer's Guide to Pokémon by Kuraselache reviews
Your handy trainer's guide on how to look after your Pokémon. This guide contains knowledge on the care, temperament and needs of the Pokémon you're looking after, and what to expect when training them. Permanently on hold.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,487 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Cat Life by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
Yaoi / AU / Smut The trials and struggles of Naruto's kitty cat stalker problem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
I am nothing by Bardock92 reviews
What was I? The Dark lord of the Sith? The conquerer of the galaxy? Destroyer of Taris? No, if anything...I am nothing. Darth Malak POV, read and review.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Would You Really? by Satu-D-2 reviews
Set during the end of the Frieza saga. What did Chiaotzu think about what Tien said really? Would he have pushed the point? I think yes.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Tien, Chiaotzu - Complete
Trick or Treat by Chaoth reviews
Oneshot. What if WALL-E went on a vacation and left EVE alone in the city? And it was Halloween night, with all the children in costumes and all the.... Sugar? ............. Not good. Even robots can get hyped off of sugar....
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Trouble by fornwalt reviews
When his daughter Eevee gets punished, Wall-E must suffer the consequences... Cute fluff fic.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Reaper Creeper's Other Uses by Roxius reviews
TWEWY fic. Neku and Shiki recieve a rather interesting mission, which seems to involve getting two girls in the RG to hook up! An alternate, shoujo ai take of Day 5, Week 1. Mina X Ai femmeslash shoujo ai yuri. PLease R & R!
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Mina, Ai - Complete
Three Secrets by EmmileneRosalina reviews
Sasuke escorts a drunken Naruto to the Uchiha manor before a thunderstorm breaks on top of them, and, as a reward, learns three free secrets from the dobe. Too bad Naruto wouldn't remember in the morning... right? WARNING: FLUFFPLOT BUNNIES AGAIN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The End by Evs reviews
The story of the End of the World. It's the last day before The World R:2 takes over, and a strange message has been sent to all the characters from .HackSign, .Hack the games, and .HackTwilight.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
If you're Kira and you know it, clap your hands! by x0xNavi chanx0x reviews
Misa's stupidity leads to Light's downfall. My alternate ending to Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Just Cannon Fodder by bant amc reviews
The second wave of Covenant has arrived at Earth. Their orbital defenses have been destroyed leaving the surface wide open for assualt. Through the eyes of a grunt named Poli, see the major battles, betrayls, and alliences. COMPLETE!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,182 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
At Your Service by darkalbino reviews
I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Idiot by ChocolateOranges reviews
Ever wondered what will happen if an idiot picked up the Death Note ?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Holding the Line by Darth Garak reviews
The Mandalorian Wars are raging with all their fury. One Republic soldier is about to discover that there is more to them than it seems at first.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Canderous O. - Complete
Poem of Blue by Bamfing Bob reviews
Nightcrawler poem
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Departure by StatlerWaldorf reviews
The Exile prepares to leave for the Mandalorian Wars, and tries to convince Master Kavar to come with her. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
To Die With Honor by Arkatrine reviews
[KotOR II] The last thoughts of Davrel, the Mandalorian who challenged the Exile to fight to the death on Dxun.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Naked Snake Falls In Love by luke-sama reviews
Ever noticed Snake's obsession with tree frogs? Well. I have. Snake x Tree Frog.
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/30/2004
A Prayer From Nightcrawler by SiR-X-16 reviews
Nightcrawler prays for the X-Men
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/4/2001
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Through Their Eyes reviews
How do the other Bounty Hunters from Metroid Prime 3 see Samus Aran? Perhaps the thoughts enclosed are as close as we can guess.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Samus A. - Complete
In Memory reviews
During the course of the game I only ever lost one recruit... this is her story.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010
Cat and Mouse reviews
Cats toy with their prey before killing them. When a Hunter sees Zoey as prey, will she live long enough to escape before he is finished toying with her?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,565 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Zoey, Hunter - Complete