Deductioness
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Joined 12-24-07, id: 1452669, Profile Updated: 06-06-13
Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural, and Avengers.

hey people! so, i changed my pen name... again again. the man with the explosives and sharp knives gets what he wants, kay? _

my favorite fandoms include:
1. Sookie Stackhouse/True Blood
2. Supernatural
3. Dark Angel
4. Batman Begins/The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger's Joker is love :D)
5. Sherlock
6. Most Marvel movies (Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Avengers, etc.)

those are basically the only ones that i would ever write for, but i read alot of the stuff on this site...

FUN FACTS!
1. one time i ALMOST met Jared Padalecki... (long story...)
2. reviews are better than chocolate to me! so, if you review my stories, i will love you forever. (and you get... um... a pat on the back? :D)

saw this on a profile i was stalking and fell in love with it! _
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

xoxox,
The Deductioness

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War on Humanity by Lordoftheringschick2000 reviews
The tale of a fellow hunter and friend of the Winchesters. DeanOC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,183 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Dean W.
You're Having My Baby by Eponine Piper reviews
A series of Hiddleston x Reader drabbles in which Tom Hiddleston becomes a father and we all have fangirl feels.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012
Never Meant to Be by Azure Ryukiba reviews
A sad excuse for a rogue lands herself into a bit of trouble when she is rescued by a hansome paladin. Set for adventure she travels with him to encounter new friends, and a tragic fate that will follow her to her doom.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Blood Elf, Human - Complete
New Life by Lyndotia reviews
After the deaths of their parents, two normal teenage girls move to San Francisco to live with their aunt, Elizabeth. But once they get there, their life becomes less normal by the minute, and they soon discover that they haven't even known who they are..
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Piper H., Phoebe H.
Raven by InceptionErection reviews
Raven is sent to Arkham Asylum for the murder of not one, but two of her significant others. While in Arkham, she gets close to the one and only, Joker. Along the way, she discovers some powers of hers. Give chapter one a chance? Probably not that great.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,843 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Joker
Someone New by Midnight Falls18 reviews
Sookie has a cousin that comes to live her. She catches the eyes of two of the most powerful Vampires around. I have got a Beta that has corrected it for me. So please reread it.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Godric, Eric N.
Dreaming by GirlDrinkDrunk reviews
Dean accidentally discovers that Sam shares his feelings. Or maybe it's not an accident, after all.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,848 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
Searching for Something by x.lizzy.x reviews
Sam and Dean meet a girl named Andy who needs their help. She seems pretty normal but they soon realize that they all may have more in common than they think.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,586 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
I know what you're thinking! by courtXjester reviews
What do you get when you mix two hot Winchesters, a new, deadly demon, and two hyperactive ladies? A whole lot of emotional bombs and nuclear explosions...sounds like ..uhh..fun! Really fun! Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,085 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Dean W., Sam W.
WOW, You look just like Jared Padalecki Part II by Winwriter reviews
God had promised Sam a reward for his part in ending the Apocalypse, he just never dreamed it would include him waking up in the "REAL WORLD" in the bed of his biggest fan, NAKED! SAM/OFC Don't have to read part one, but it would probably help! T4now
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Sam W.
Ninja Goat by M14Mouse reviews
Sam couldn’t figure out why or how a goat into the Impala. He just learns to add to the list. Crackfic!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Bet by Winwriter reviews
Sam loses a game of poker to his brother, but maybe the bet wasn't a loss after all. Sam/OFC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,581 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sam W.
That's Not What Happened by iwantpie reviews
aka I Like My Version Better - Pre-series. Dean catches a stomach bug and during the course of his fever, he gets a little loose lipped. Rated M to be safe.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
On the Run by Lyndotia reviews
Jordan Yazebel is just a normal sixteen year old. Except for the fact that she's a hunter with no family left except for her best friend, Lyn. She hustles pool, loves mullet rock, and can fix up cars. Her life is already crazy, but on one hunt, it changes
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Dean W., Sam W.
Dating a Complete Stranger by x.lizzy.x reviews
Alice and Bella meet on their first day at Fork's High School, both being new students and become friends. Bella ends up going with the Cullens on their summer trip to New York where she meets Alice's brother, Edward. -co-write with Mrs.Cap'n Jack-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hellions Break Loose by Reneey Umbra reviews
Two girls, passed the power of their ancestors to make hell stronger, and win. Dean and Sam must guard them against hell but there's just one thing: Supernatural is a SHOW, right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,896 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Dean W., Sam W.
The Quest for the Krypt Key by sailorhathor
Crack!fic. The YellowEyed Demon hires a Super Genius to off the Winchesters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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Second Nature reviews
Being tasked with becoming valuable to Loki Laufeyson isn't as easy as Desiree Stratton thought it would be. Slightly AU, rated for language and lemons later.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Loki
Hallelujah reviews
Sam has had a guardian angel all along. Slight AU Sam-centric Rated for language and possible lemons later
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Sam W.