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Green Bug by sighs.and.smiles reviews
Because an Uchiha does not get outdone. /Chibi!SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Falling in Love at a Café by MiszIceQueen10 reviews
When Ichigo Kurosaki visits a café in Paris, meeting Orihime Inoue was not a part of his order. Inspired by the song "Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop" by Landon Pigg.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
xXBleach ScandalsXx by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 114 - Words: 76,173 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ichigo K.
Leashed by nhannah reviews
In the Inuzuka clan, potential mate scouring is a responsibility given only to their doggie counterparts. So when Akamaru one day humps Sakura by the leg, why is everybody looking at Kiba like it's a good thing? KibaxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,120 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Little piece of something bigger by Blueberry Absinth reviews
Series of HisagiSoifon drabbles based on prompts. 3rd one: good thing it was him who got her to try out new stuff...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Suì-Fēng, Shuuhei H.
Captain Kuchiki Takes a Holiday! by mous1elousi3 reviews
Forced on leave by the Captain Commander, and then sent to the Living World by his little sister, Kuchiki Byakuya is reluctantly on holiday. And then he runs into Matsumoto Rangiku...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto
Oh Romeo! by ShelbySabaku reviews
"You should be thankful though Sakura! Everyone male in school wants to be your Romeo!" Sakura was honestly going to kill Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,874 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Be My Secretary? by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,818 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sakura H.
Do I Need A Reason by amberraven reviews
Gin Ichimaru and Rangiku Matsumoto were assigned in the human world to track down hollows and help out lost souls. This particular nightshift needed a special approach to keep them both awake. And later they'll learn something about themselves. GinxMatsumoto
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 5/14/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
Mermaid Motel by Sakura2cute4u reviews
He first saw her dancing in a club where his girlfriend was singing and she somehow mesmerized him, making him want her, need her. But Sakura Haruno isn't that easy to impress, especially when you're the emotionless Sasuke Uchiha."Be my private dancer."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,877 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love Well the Hour by WizardsOfHogwarts reviews
Grell Sutcliff and his fair lady Madam Red come to terms with their emotions for one another. However, fate is so cruel for they can only have what little time they have left to enjoy their new love. Unfortunately, the possibilities will lead to the same end: Death. Madam Red/Grell Sutcliff, romance/smut, slight OOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,057 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Walk Two Moons by Honestly reviews
"Come on! No need to be shy!" Matsumoto cried, yanking firmly on his uniform. "It's nothing I haven't seen before!" Gin/Rangiku, takes place before the Soul Society Arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
baby, you're a firework by hushhushyou reviews
Sakura was sure that sparks were necessary to know if the person was the one. When she had finally kissed someone, the results were definitely unexpected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Serendipity by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
It's a hard road to fame, especially when your in love with the competition. When you have to choose happiness or security, love or friendship, and fun or safety, when the one thing that guides you is the music you're losing. AU: SS,NH,KI,NT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,302 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Just the girl by Bloodyravenheart13 reviews
Kid Flash doesn't know why... But there is just something about Jinx that makes him believe she was meant for him.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lovely by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU "Is she your girlfriend?" The old man asked. "We're not fond of labels." He replied. "She's lovely." said the old man. The corner of Sasuke's lips twitched upward, forcing a sliver of a smile onto his face. "She is."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letter's Between Uchiha and Soon To Be Uchiha by Lilac Queen reviews
Dear Sakura Haruno—soon to be Uchiha, I'd like you to know some things about my foolish little brother before you marry him. Your loving future brother-in-law, Uchiha Itachi. SasuSaku. AU. One-shot. Giftfic for SapphireRivulet!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aversion by SebastienneKnight reviews
Alone, or so she thinks, in the Kuchiki mansion, a sleepless Rukia investigates a strange sound and discovers her haughty brother as she has never seen him before. ByaRuki. Mature content, S&M. Reviews/crit welcome.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
In our Family by poket reviews
Sasori, Juugo, Sasuke, Sakura, Deidara, Itachi, Temari, Konan, Gaara, Kankuru and Konohamaru are siblings. In a family where nine of them hold an addictive secret. SasuSaku Itasaku Deisaku Gaasaku Sasosaku sasotem sasu Itatem Peinkonan shikatem. INCEST
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sakura H.
Speed Dating REUPLOAD by Peace Love California reviews
At a speed dating event, Neji and Sakura meet and instantly hit it off
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lesson for Natsu by aeotae reviews
Despite the injustice of it all, the men of Fairy Tail endeavor to prepare Natsu for his new manly duty as Lucy's boyfriend. Natsu/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Pink ANBU by rawr.latte reviews
Sasuke is captured by Leaf and subsequently finds himself blown away by the identity of the ANBU to have bested him in a fight. "S-Sakura!" Implied SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bee's Dilemma by pehpig reviews
Soifon had only wanted a quiet night out drinking and talking with her idol Yoruichi. How did she wind up engaged to Byakuya? Rated T for possible future language or adult situations. I do not own Bleach, nor the characters in it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,349 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Suì-Fēng, Byakuya K. - Complete
Bowling by sj whites reviews
He cannot believe the he, the great Uchiha Sasuke cannot knocked down any pins. Surely there must be an explanation for that since he cannot lack skills in bowling right?. Everybody knows that Uchiha's were greatly skilled at everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wildflowers by eifi reviews
Collection of KibaSaku Oneshots. Sakura has not yet realised how awesome and amazing I am, so? I'll just have to MAKE her realise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
An Exercise in Futility by aeotae reviews
Gray discovers that he's going to have to step up his game if he wants to get any Lucy action. Unfortunately, he's playing against a professional. Gray/Lucy, Loke/Lucy, Gray/Lucy/Loke ish
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Take a Break! by Hyrate reviews
Grey's curiosity got the best of him as Lucy showed him a bottle for Natsu. It was men's favorite treasure. In Natsu's absence, the two takes a break! WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT! LEMON! GreyxLucy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Early Mornings by Vahnati reviews
Mornings are just... wonderful. Well, at least, they are when you get woken up by her. She's just so good at making him happy...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Welcome to Hell by Neko-Graphic reviews
Sakura has been alone for six long months. With only the Dead for company, how was she to know that salvation was only at the other end the gun pointed directly at her head. Have fun, and Welcome the Hell SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,874 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Defining Annoying by iwillstillopenthewindow reviews
"The topic of this impromptu meeting: What the heck does Sasuke-teme mean by calling Sakura-chan annoying?" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confrontation in the Meeting Room by AmegakureAngel reviews
Konan has a short disscusion with Sasori
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Konan, Sasori
A Cafe Meeting by Drama-freakz reviews
Rangiku Matsumoto works at a small cafe called "Cat's Cafe", the cafe is a frequently visited store by a Gin Ichimaru. Although their first meeting was a bit turbulent could this cafe start a summer romance? Rated T for safety and Gin being Gin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru
Gin's Worst Nightmare by kaibasgirlx reviews
A fate the 3rd Captain finds worst than death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Episode 109 by Stfu reviews
"Okay, Sasuke, you're going to strip—" The famous SasuSaku bench scene — and how it /really/ went down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Emerald and Onyx by iwillstillopenthewindow reviews
"Do you still love me the same way you did before?" "No." Glare. "I love you even more." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
That Brother of Mine by NickeltheRed reviews
Her following daring words just slid out. "So, if I went out with your brother, that'd be alright with you?" What better way for her to gain his full attention than to pull older brothers into the mix? Mild sasusaku. Pre-Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
200 Days of Summer by cutecrazyice reviews
It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Month Long Romance by ShelbySabaku reviews
She believed that love could only last a month. They disagreed. 12 short Sakuxmulti oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
One Thing by Lost Soul xXx reviews
"Men are only after one thing", Howl is ready to take the relationship to the next level but Sophie doesn't think she is ready for whatever Howl is dishing out, for one she doesn't even know what he is gonna dish out.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Howl, Sophie H.
Charm by yume girl 91 reviews
Shuhei learns the hard way about Rukia-chan's 'charm' 2nd from the 'Damn Prompts series'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Shuuhei H., Rukia K. - Complete
of pickup lines and popsicles by fishtank reviews
AU. One thing will always lead to another. Always. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love, Lust and the Exploration of Foliage by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have found each other. Naruto's looking for them. Karin is not. Suigetsu has found Karin. Karin found Naruto. Naruto found Hinata. And Tsunade has reprimanded them all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful by Yami - The Devil's Advocate reviews
when Madam Red finds Grell asleep in her room wearing only her red coat she decides to make use of his lack of cloths. first het Lemon hope you like it
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
Bear Traps by Laerkstrein reviews
She really did hate him.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Suì-Fēng, K. Urahara - Complete
Camaraderie by PineappleKoala reviews
An inside look at how Grell became the Barnett butler and what Madame Red first thought of the Red Reaper.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
Most Girls by ohhthatgirl reviews
Most girls fall in love with Uchiha Sasuke before they learn how to read. But then, Haruno Sakura was not like most girls.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Color that I Loved the Most by Anncatz reviews
"Standing there with wild eyes, panting from the fervor and drenched in blood, she was the most gorgeous thing that I had ever seen. Ah, yes, red was the color that I loved the most!" Madam Red x Grell one-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
Poison to My Heart by envysparkler reviews
Sequel to SC. Naruto has finally given up on Sasuke and Sakura. However, what they thought was a harmless prank goes horribly wrong for the two of them. Can Sasuke finally admit he likes Sakura when she's an inch away from death? Side notes: Do NOT get on the bad side of Neji...even if you are a Sound nin. Gaara is scarred for life. Naruto, overall, has a really bad day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something's Cooking by envysparkler reviews
Naruto, as usual, has a plan to get Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura confess their - according to him - undying love for each other. The others are forced to go along with his idiotic plan. But what happens when they hear a...um...rather unusual conversation between the human ice cube and the hot-tempered pinkette? Something's cooking between the two of them...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Out the Window by Seven of Clubs reviews
Guess hiding the relationship isn't going to work anymore... KiraXMatsumoto Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2011 - I. Kira, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Fun with Noi and Nel: Tough It Together by FMASTA9 reviews
I can't believe my eyes! A new installment of Fun with Noi and Nel- oh who am I kidding, you're not saying or thinking that, but it is what it is! As part of my little submission blitz, I present to you THIS. Rated M for swearing and kinky things! Enjoy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
The Abduction of Sigyn by hoc-et-quod reviews
A retelling of the story of Hades and Persephone with Loki and Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2011
Something in Your Mouth by Devon Marie Darling reviews
AU. Sasuke Uchiha can't seem to get a certain pink-haired beauty out of his head. And the song that goes along with her isn't helping his position at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
a girl named anonymous by Lillypop414 reviews
In which I think that it might be kind of fun to make myself a character in an online story for extra credit in Kakashi's LA class, thinking nobody will know that it was me who was writing because nobody knows who Sakura is. Except now everyone does. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Out Of My League by foshizzlemanizzle reviews
Let's face it, guys who play instruments are hot. AU. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Emotionally Compromised by Sapherindrial reviews
"I AM EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED SASUKE, AND YOU THREW A KUNAI AT ME. WHY ARE YOU SO INSENSITIVE?" Seriously, if Sakura was like that when she had her period, what would she be like when she was pregnant? Oneshot. Rated T for unnecessary cursing :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Accidental Haircut by cutecrazyice reviews
Neji? Haircut? Do those even go hand in hand? Sakura's about to find out. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ahh Family times are the best by Honeybager reviews
What would happen if Neliel and Nnoitra had children. Nel/Nnoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel
SLovesT by BlameTheCharmx3 reviews
Crack. SasuSaku. It's freezing out and Sakura's too busy reading fanfiction to open her door. LET ME IN DAMMIT! ... Wait! 'SLovesT? FML Sasuke's POV :D Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
No Strings Attached by Orange Sherbet reviews
And then he kissed her, fast and hard, and Sakura had no chance to argue because she was lost in his kiss and his hands were all over her body and under her camisol and unbuttoning her jeans and-dear god, what were his fingers DOING?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Taming the Beast by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sakura, take off your clothes." Damn Sasuke, way to get straight to the point...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stolen by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
.SasuSaku. .Two shot. Maybe he deserves it. You know, for his twenty three years of asshole in the making.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Her Hair by Emosintaiken reviews
Ukitake was stumped. He was put in charge of taking pictures of Unohana Retsu for the sake of the Shinigami Men's Association. Ch.2 Of Hair and Obessions...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - R. Unohana, J. Ukitake
Cramps by BlameTheCharmx3 reviews
Team 7 are waiting for Kakashi at the Bridge. Naruto's a complete idiot. Sakura's in major girl pain. And Sasuke's... Sasuke. :DD Humor. Slight Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Talk by BlameTheCharmx3 reviews
Kakashi always loved messing with his students. "K-Kakashi-sensei! Didn't I tell you to tone it down a notch?" Innocently, he smiled. "What? You ARE wearing clothes, right?" Sequel to Cramps! Go read that first! :D Slight SasuSaku. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Last Friday Night by mmmtoes reviews
Sakura wasn't very happy when she woke up with a hot naked guy in her bed and a duct taped Kiba stuck on her chair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bar Shenanigans by whoosh19 reviews
She looked up towards him, studying his face. Her golden eyes scrutinized his features for some seconds before she closed them, shrugging. She lifted the glass to her lips and took a sip. "It's… interesting." "So am I." "Ha-ha."
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Blisters on Her Feet by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
"I owe it to my team. I am going to CRUSH my competition, and take the title of Miss Konoha. It's your turn to look at my back - again!" CRACK. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Rumours by Star.Splattered.Sky reviews
About a million miles away from Konoha, Sasuke hears a rumour. About Sakura. Maybe it's about time to go home. For Sasusaku month.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kissy Face by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sakura, why the hell are you wearing a ski mask...?" "So that Sasuke Uchiha can't kiss me." In which Sakura is paranoid, Sasuke is a lovesick fool, and Ino can read minds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Endowed by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
"Don't you want to find out if the Uchiha brothers are well endowed?""I lost interest after Itachi.""The Sakura I know would jump at the chance to explore Sasuke's genes in a heart beat""Urgh, now I have a picture of Uchiha Sasuke naked in my head!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trapped In The Closet by K and Jazz reviews
"Damnit Sakura, stop grinding on me." She rolled her eyes and tried her best to give him a sideways glance. "Sasuke, we're in a closet, grinding is gonna happen."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
beautiful somewhere by sarsaparillia reviews
Footprints in the sand. — Nnoitra/Neliel.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Gossip Is Your Friend by cutecrazyice reviews
"Did you hear? Sakura got laid last night. Big time." In which rumors circulate, Sakura gets laid, and Sasuke is not happy. At all. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Booze by Imagination Lullabyx reviews
Sakura nodded, acting like she knew what Ino meant. This was Sakura's first alcoholic beverage ever. She had no idea what it would taste like. She took a sip, with a satisfied look on her face. *UPDATED*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Growing by SaccharineGray reviews
"It's okay," she consoled. "Naruto's is still smaller." Sakura, Sasuke, and a hot spring-what could go wrong? Oh, that's right. Everything. M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fun with Noi and Nel: Antics of Annoyance by FMASTA9 reviews
Another "Fun with Noi' and Nel" installment! Head inside and check it out! NnoitraxNel fun! By FMASTA9.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Fun with Noi and Nel: Moonlight Madness by FMASTA9 reviews
Bleach Nnoitra x Neliel series start! Head inside and find out more so you can enjoy it in it's entirety! By FMASTA9.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Of Mister Grumpy and Stuffed Pooh Bears by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"You have cancer." Sasuke Scoffed. "You checked my heart." "Yes and I noticed you have signs of cancer." Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "You are verbally constipated." " What?" He hissed, glaring with murder in his orbs. "And you're losing your hearing."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Demon Sacrifice by MissCherryVampire reviews
"You grew out your hair." She said between her giggles. He sighed. She was still as immature as ever. "Yes," he replied through a clenched jaw."I think it looks sexy." She replied.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
That's What He Said by Sakura Bontecou Kobayashi reviews
In terms of being sexually assaulted, Sakura couldn't think of better situations than these. Sasuke, on the other hand, merely says that they were accidents. Who knows who's telling the truth these days. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
GradeA Man Meat by foshizzlemanizzle reviews
AU. SasuSaku. What a waste of perfectly good man-meat. Oh well, the hot ones were always either gay, taken or crazy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Candy Store by Wolfie the Love Warrior reviews
Sasuke will always hate sweets, and nothing will change his mind! Not even the half-naked woman in the middle of hotel room covered in them; Quote is inside; My eight quote-shot; Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hopelessly by Aranel Fae reviews
He supposed he could make an exception like he usually did when it came to all things related to Sakura. But he wasn't going to admit that to her, not after the teasing look she had right now, as if she knew exactly what he was thinking. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Heart Game by SASSafrasEND reviews
Sometimes the heart knows more than their owners. In this case, Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
tafetta roses by sarsaparillia reviews
That last beautiful summer when none of them were dead, divorced, or doing time. — Nnoitra/Neliel
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
her dark materials by sarsaparillia reviews
Oh, the conception that people do anything at weddings other than copulate like rabbits. "Don't you know that people only come to these things to get laid?" — Nnoitra/Neliel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Albatross by Hikarru reviews
Sakura, a mermaid princess, falls in love for Sasuke, a human prince. Sound familiar? Well throw in a corrupted albatross, an older mer-sister, and the prince of sharks. Now is it familiar? No? Good. Also has the pairing KarinxSuigetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TUGDSIERM by memory's marionette reviews
TUGDSIERM. Better known as The Ultimate Guide in Dealing with Socially Inept and Emotionally Retarded Men. Numerous tips and demonstrations included. Co-written by Sakura and Tenten. SasuSaku NejiTen One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SNAFU by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura always hated using the bathroom at these swanky soirees...in which Sasuke finds himself shopping for bullet proof panty liners in a tux. Assassinations and building jumps ensue. Not to mention a towel scene. — SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Color of Jealousy by ToxiNeena reviews
Jealousy. An ugly color that looks good on no one...well, except for maybe one Uchiha Sasuke. Somehow, he can make it work.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
MascaraDisasters and ShoeMishaps by Araine reviews
Sakura Haruno is not marrying Uchiha Sasuke. She is just getting ready to walk down the aisle with him. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Day of Reckoning by Kaiser Washington reviews
Where Byakuya and Soifon are entrusted with the job of collecting the Annual Squad Report from every captain. Slight Byakuya X Soifon. One-shot. Re-uploaded.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Life After That by sweeet-s x reviews
Ever wondered what happened AFTER the wedding? GinxRan ShunxNanao R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/16/2011 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
Red by Parsley reviews
Grell Sutcliff had been jealous many times during his years as a death god, but things were different this time.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
red hibiscus by dyingwill reviews
AU. Chibi!SasuSaku. Sasuke and Sakura listen attentively as big brother Itachi explains the meaning of the flower. Itachi is sly, Sakura is flushed, and Sasuke is righteously upset, kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blame Nike by xWrittenInBlood reviews
Sakura writes a letter to the Nike company. 'Dear Nike. I did it. Now what? Signed, pregnant teen.' CRACK! Also dedicated to KillerMay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poor Sasuke by xWrittenInBlood reviews
Completely strange. Sasuke gets in trouble because of google. Crack. Or at least my attempt. Dedicated to KillerMay, so she can see how much I fail.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Skittles by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
Summary: Our gazes locked and I saw my future in his eyes. Then he grabbed the last package of Skittles. "Oh HELL no!" AU sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't you know? by beautifulXflowerXJo reviews
"What do you mean?" Sasuke chuckled and Sakura jerked her chin away. "Don't you know, Sakura, that every time we're in a crowded room, my eyes always search for you?" SasuSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Doctor by Abnegation Vampire reviews
"Pig do I have to go over it with you again... Do I have to remind you of Sai?" -Sakura. Ino really need to learn to stop hitting on people at the Hospital cause like you never know when it's your best friend husband you're hitting on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
All You Need by Agatha-Naomi reviews
Noble families were good at a lot of things, and arranged marriages were their specialty. When the Fon family and the Kuchki family decides that Byakuya and Sui Feng are to be married, complications arise. They'll have some adjusting to do.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,531 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Fattening by crookedcath reviews
She tried to sleep with him, he called her jail bait. She took her shirt off, he threw a rule book at her. How do you seduce Uchiha Itachi? Sakura didn't know, but in the end, Haruno Sakura always got what she wanted. Non-Massacre. One Shot/ ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
FailBook by shewhowearsglasses reviews
CRACK The Naruto gang joins Facebook. And basically fails at life. Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid. Uchiha Karin is plotting. And Haruno Sakura is murderous. Someone definitely needs to get laid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
FailBook Too by shewhowearsglasses reviews
If your girlfriend is too crazy-in-love with some British punk, your sister is running away with your ex-friend, and facebook is suddenly very sexual, you might just be Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Kisses by cutecrazyice reviews
The first time Kiba got a kiss from Sakura was purely, utterly accidental. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Only a Kiss by Lady Callista reviews
Byakuya wonders what her game is after a drunk Rangiku asks him to escort her home. After all, as far as everyone else knows, they barely know each other. Series: After the Winter War Pairing: Byakuya & Rangiku
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Do Not Ignore This by Sharinganblossom reviews
"Dear Applicant, This is in no way an attempt at molestation, abduction, or anything else that is bad and might be running through your mind right now." He really should have thrown it away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dinner with the Uchiha's by SilenceIsTheKey reviews
One-shot. Sasuke knew something was going on when his three teammates offered to walk him home. "Oh, you must have dinner with us tonight!" No mom, no. Poor Sasuke wasn't completely prepared for the permanent mental scarring.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
And With This Hand by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Part of the "Never Been Kissed" Universe. Jyuushirou/Rukia. Jyuushirou should have known that nothing ever goes the way he plans.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - J. Ukitake, Rukia K. - Complete
Augh! You OneShot Me! by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku one-shots "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "No!" "Yes." "Ha!" "What?" "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book." AU Might be tidbits of naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, or kibaino/inosai, possibly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Byakuya Accepts by pehpig reviews
I was watching Episode 228 when it occurred to me that Byakuya didn't seem happy at all to be at the beach. Yet there he was. So if he takes no enjoyment from sun, surf, and bikini-clad babes, why was he there? I do not own Bleach, alas.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
We Need the Storm by Siren's Bell reviews
"It is not light that we need, but fire; ...We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake." - Fredrick Douglass ;; Zuko x Azula. Rated for content. For porn battle @ dreamwidth.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Texting by EmilyEphebiphobia reviews
In which texting leads to Sasuke asking Sakura out, after she signs up for something on the internet. Sasusaku, NaruIno. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rainy Days and Extended Business Trips by Doctor It reviews
Howl's been gone for a while on King's business, and Sophie can't wait to show how much she misses him... A short, delicious lemon. Based on the book.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Do Ya by Princess Kitty1 reviews
The fair is in town, and California girl Rangiku Matsumoto is determined to make tonight the night she confesses to her best friend, before they go their separate ways for college... now if only she could get a moment alone with him! -AU-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Music Meme by KillerMay reviews
So I've got a question - do you want to have a slumber party in my basement? Includes, in separate drabble-things, SasuSaku, NaruHina, KisaIta, SasoDei, GaaIno, and SuiKa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
khlorophorm kisses by sarsaparillia reviews
AU. There is Nnoitra and there is Neliel and there is name-calling. Very mature. — "I am going to break your face."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
14 guys in 7 days by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
Sakura doesn't have a date to the dance. What'll she do if her friends set up a personal ad for her on the school website? What'll she do when some of her school's hottest guys reply? Who will she chose? Saku x Everyone. THIS IS A LITERAL PILE OF SHIT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,187 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sakura H.
Christmas Naruto Style by Raeyl reviews
Naruto Uzumaki attends Konoha: School of the Hidden Leaf, a private academy located in the middle of nowhere Washington. It's Christmas and Naruto's only goal is to get Sakura Haruno to attend the Christmas Ball with her. OOC, AU, self-mutilation/drug use
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Choker by AJlovesKakashi reviews
Mission: Escort to Water Country. How did two Anbu fail such a simple mission? Tsunade might just kill Kiba after this one. Just bear to the end and review...please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
scribbled hearts by seleneswan reviews
AU. Because even with her mismatched converses and accusations of rape and obsessive tendencies to collect notebooks, when he saw her, he saw something so much better than himself. And he had to have her. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Moonlight by DeathStryyke reviews
Ukitake won't stay in bed, and gets out in the middle of the night. I thought it would be cute to write how Rukia would get him to get back in. R&R, please!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - J. Ukitake, Rukia K. - Complete
Splits by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
What happens on a humid day with Sakura, the cheerleading captain, and Sasuke, the soccer captain? Well, read to find out. Sasusaku. AU. T for mature suggestions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hopeless Distraction by AlexaClyne reviews
Paperwork was the least of Ishida Uryu's problems. As a Student Council President, he had loads of stuff to do. Not quite enough to distract him from his feelings for Inoue-san though. PostIshiHime one-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Between You and Me by Ardent Ly reviews
Because everyone knows that Walking Chocolate is the best kind of chocolate out there. AU with a hint of lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Fires and a Game by WritingSchizo101 reviews
Azula wants to play a game. One-shot. Rated T for topic. Zucest! Please read and review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
20 Truths: Nnoitra and Nelliel by empurple reviews
You know, the last time I checked, he hated her guts. Rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
My Bloody Lady by Lord Onisyr reviews
Madam Red steps over the line from a professional relationship with her butler and accomplice to something more physical. Grell Sutcliff, however, is a bit different from her usual conquest.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Madam Red, Grell S. - Complete
Five Times' A Charm by Mirime Kisarrastine reviews
The five times Fried and Mirajane kissed, the kiss was different every time. Fluff warning. FriedMira
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Freed J., Mirajane S. - Complete
Mind in the Gutter by Pink Kunai reviews
Because it's Ino and there is no where else for her brain to go. "Now that I think about it, that kiss Naruto and Sasuke shared was actually really, really hot!" SS, implied NT, NH, SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rhapsody in Blue by cozyouknow reviews
SasuSaku one-shot. Sasuke's POV. Told in less than 750 words. Originally a work submitted for a creative writing class. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Valentine's Date by pehpig reviews
One shot unrelated to my other stories. Nemu sneaks out of work to enjoy a Valentine's Day date with Uryuu. Will Mayuri find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Uryuu I., Nemu K. - Complete
Cupcake Boy by zagoorian athena reviews
When Sasuke comes to the realization that he misses Sakura a.k.a. Airport Girl, he takes matters into his own hands and launches Operation: Cupcake Boy. /Sequel to Airport Girl. SasuSaku. AU./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Electrifying Attraction by kroen reviews
The line between love and hate is a fine one. Zuko and Azula find that they secretly always loved each other. Post Sozin's Comet. Rated M for sexual conent involving incest. Don't read if you don't like.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Play My Song by Sharinganblossom reviews
It takes a man to play with your panties before you can compose a piece of music.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reveal the Goddess in You by acromatic princess reviews
Sakura's angry at Sasuke, Naruto wants a second name, and Sasuke is secretly asking Sakura out on a date. What's new? CRACK. Mostly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Indulgence by KiyokoMoments reviews
Omaeda was simply bringing over some overdue reports to his Captain's study when he heard the scream. When he had set out that night. Omaeda had never expected to catch Captain Soifon in such a compromising position... Lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng
All For the Want of a Nail by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Aizen planned for a lot of things. But he didn't plan for this.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
4:01 PM by Nara Sakura-Sama reviews
Sakura is on her way to a job interview when Sasuke almost runs over her with his car. This summary sucks, but I hope the story is better :D SasuSaku :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
This Compatibility Test Sucks by ElsiMate reviews
AU "And unlike you, Uchiha, I actually accept the fact that I'm a woman..." Sakura and Sasuke. Sasuke and Sakura. One couldn't just be said without the other...My first story. Please read...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,932 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
cake making king by rainy-lullaby reviews
Even a pink, white, strawberry filled cake can bring those two together. Happy Birthday Orihime Inoue!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Charm by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ichimaru Gin had it. Hisagi, Renji, Iba and Ikkaku can't understand why. Kira and Yumichika explain. The poor souls were never the same again. GinRan, oneshot. Rated T
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Prodigious Jealousy by JerichosPhantom reviews
Gin wasn't jealous. Nah, he was just...protective. I mean, it wasn't like he was jealous of the little white haired brat that Rangiku kept fawning over. Nope, not at all. ONESHOT, GinRan rated T. Gin meets Hitsugaya for the first time. Gin is NOT happy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Off Limits by miikka-xx reviews
It is a well-known fact that Matsumoto Rangiku is the most wanted woman in Soul Society. But what Soul Society realizes too late is that she's already taken. GinRan, a non-angsty tribute to 416. Pre-series, no spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Busted by Hybrid Fantasy reviews
Sasuke has issues. Big ones. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Prince Charming by TwilightUchiha24 reviews
"It didn't work." "Maybe he's broke?" What happens when the kiss of true love doesn't turn your frog into a prince?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thunderstruck by SailorJen reviews
When a thunderstorm hits in the middle of the night, Gin finds Rangiku in his bed, unable to sleep. Ginran. Warning: LEMONS!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
One sentimental moment in your arms… by kirayasha aka kira reviews
Lau realizes too late, he's fallen in love… Written for LJ's Hentai contest
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Lau, Ran-Mao - Complete
Misunderstanding In A Hotel Reservation by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ A misunderstanding led to complications. Sasuke Uchiha could not handle complications right now. Not between them. But there was no way in hell that he was going to sleep on the floor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Diabolical Accounts by Ren and Missa reviews
Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Doctor, Doctor by Rayneken reviews
...Give me the news. Sakura is the doctor, Naruto is her patient, and it all just goes uphill from there. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dancing with Death by bubblegum-buddy reviews
Grell asks his lady to dance at the Viscount's ball. The problem is, he can't dance. At all. .:Butler!Grell x Madame Red:.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Grell S., Madam Red - Complete
Friends Forever by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
Chapter 16: "I know! He’ll tell you…that he’s sorry, he loves you, you two can get married and you can be my sister in law and make many little pink haired babies so I can finally be an uncle!" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,987 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
So I Get the Bed, Right? by tanikara kohitsuji reviews
When kidnapping someone, it's suggested that you get a room with two beds. Oh yeah, and that you don't have any romantic feelings for the hostage. Hn. I may have messed up on both those counts. SasuSaku. Spoilers for Chapter 488 or so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Poker by XeniaKunoichi reviews
One day, Team Seven gets bored and Kakashi decides to teach them how to play poker… Naturally, all hell breaks loose. Slight SasuSaku. OOCness. ONESHOT. Rated T for adult themes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fade Away by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
You can't be a bad guy if you're in love with one of the good girls. Gin is a bad guy. But he wasn't always one.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Damn Psychologist by POP-BubbleGum-POP reviews
Since he came back…he had asked her out. She had become his girlfriend and she was happy. Far too happy. Sasuke was beginning to worry, and that's when he decided to make an appointment for his girlfriend with a psychologist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eyelashes by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"I'll let you play with my eyelashes if you let me play with those." His eyes flickered down to her heaving chest then back up to her face that was beginning to turn bright red. "S-Sasuke-kun!" She screeched.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
fist full of glitter by Seynee reviews
She's got a fist full of glitter and you're just afraid she's gonna throw it to your face. — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What is my Temperature, Dr? by WobblyWallyIsInLove reviews
Anger flared through him, what kind of man would dare touch his property! "Sakura! Who slept with you!" "Sasuke-kun, what?" "You're all red and sweaty!" ... "sasuke-kun, I have a fever." "..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pink Bathwater by xXHaruXiaOTPXx reviews
Naruto is back from a mission and boy is he dirty! Sakura will have to do something about that. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Excuse for Conversation by The Loser Lord reviews
Its not that approaching the person you like is so difficult, its coming up with the excuse to talk to them that's the hard part. –SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Epic Quest for Reports by Ultra Hikari reviews
Lieutenant Ise has to collect reports from all other Divisions. A seemingly simple task turns into a rather complicated affair, but at the end of it all Lieutenant Ise finds something unexpected...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - I. Kira, Nanao I. - Complete
mad love by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Experimentation by Nugar reviews
"Hey, Naruto, do you want to come over to a quiet room in the hospital and 'experiment' with me?" Sakura asked coyly. Naruto, naturally, agreed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Moments and Missed Things by Cranberry Octopus reviews
The sixteen-year-old immediately glowered at the idiot for being so dense. "Because," she flailed, "He'll rape me! Look! He even has the whistle and everything so I can't even alert you guys when it's happening!" Various Pairings. Team Seven. Drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Curiosity and Hormones by applecherry reviews
How do we torture Sasuke-kun, let me count the ways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mistaken for Parents by ncfan reviews
Rangiku volunteers to babysit Nemu for the day, and Gin helps out in his own way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Rumor by Creatoriginsane reviews
Rumors were always running around Soul Society, but these two rumors was an unexpected ending...read and review! This is the first pat of a multi-part series!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Suì-Fēng, Yumichika A. - Complete
Midwifery by scribbles of madness reviews
There is only one thing that frazzles an Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Interrogation Gone Wrong by Hurricane Victoria reviews
Sasuke got done with a new jutsu, then finds out he has to interrogate someone, and collect info. What happens when temptation gets to him, and his old teammate? First Oneshot, please be nice. Have not been here in a while.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hole In The Bathroom Ceiling by x-ticklemeblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are playing catch outside Sakura's house. She was taking a bath when a hard thing fell on her. What was that thing? Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Open Up, Sakura by ElsiMate reviews
Sasuke just wants her to try it. Slight OOC. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quiet by Miss-Chibi-San reviews
//SasuSaku// "Sakura, you're going to wrong way…" Sasuke stated coolly. Stalker! It was the first word that popped into Sakura's head. She turned around to face Sasuke. There was something in his eyes that Sakura had never seen before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Entropy by zagoorian athena reviews
Sakura: "Ever heard of entropy? Yeah, Sasuke's the freakin' king of it! Like, his life is just full of disorder, randomness and spontaneity. Seriously." /SasuSaku. AU. Slight OOC./ One-shot. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mister Congeniality by majinga reviews
The search is on for the face of Gotei 13. See who deserves to be Soul Society's image model after a series of events and tests.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
Why you're my bestfriend by the pink pastel reviews
/Oneshot/ "Teme, I'm your bestfriend because I make you look good in front of Sakura-chan, and because I'm a great wingman, right?" "Hn." -and Sasuke didn't feel like denying the poor boy. That was his first mistake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And Sasuke was like 'Holy Cow' by wherecanibuyaphone reviews
If you had told Sasuke in the morning what he was about to discover later the day, he surely wouldn't have been so damn eager to take a short look into Sakura's office at the hospital. / slight Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kinks and Prospects of Violence by frozenpixie reviews
Matsumoto tries to get Nemu to write a personal ad for the Shinigami Women's Association Magazine. Grimmjow thinks he's found his perfect woman. Brief, weird and slightly cracky.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Nemu K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Alphabet Improv by MaskedxKunoichi reviews
Kakashi was not having a good day. To top it all off, Sakura and Sasuke are fighting again. To save his eardrums, he formulates a plan to help them talk it out, doing them a little favor in the process. Kakashi was quite the matchmaker. //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Steal by scribbles of madness reviews
AU. "Give me your phone." "Wouldn't you rather have sex instead?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taxonomy by OrangeChocolate reviews
Fangirls, taxes, and a little bit of cleavage. “Oi, Sakura-chan! Is that what taxonomy means?” SasukexSakura Crack-drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Only Exception by Neuroanatomy reviews
I'm a very complex person Sakura" I explained calmly. "Yeah, you are complex, too complex that I've concluded that you're bipolar Sasuke-kun. Trust me. I'm a medic" Sakura happily replied.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blame It On Kakashi by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
It was all Kakashi's fault for opening his mouth and getting her into this situation with a very horny Uchiha. SasuSaku Oneshot. For Sakura's Birthday
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Red Wings and Swirls by annam8td reviews
Yuuko Ichihara lay on the couch in her living room, panting and gasping, her hands clinging to any part of her part-timer, Kimihiro Watanuki, they could manage to find. “Watanuki,” she moans, pulling him closer. “It hurts.” -- OneShot
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Yuuko I., K. Watanuki - Complete
That's Amore by africana reviews
What makes you so sure I want to go out with you?" Sakura asked, an angry glare beginning to form. His smile grew wider and he placed his left hand on her shoulder. "What woman doesn't want to go out with me?" AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Genius Schemes by nanamisakurachan reviews
Having a baby wasn’t something Sakura thought of, she had many years left, a loving husband, and can try anytime, but that mentality was cut short when all her best friends decided to get pregnant. Sasuke and I are gonna have a nice chat tonight. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
obsessed by iamuljjang reviews
Sakura has a lovechild and Sasuke is grouchy because he's not the daddy. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Compensation by Memories-of-the-Shadows reviews
Just a little Gin x Rangiku drabble. Rangiku has a question for you, Gin... Warning s : mentioning things of a sexual nature.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/2/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
When Sasuke Met Sakura by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
It's just you and your ego. Your Uchiha pride. You're so sure it hasn't happened to you, but all women at one time have faked it. Parody-ish. SasuSaku. Crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ILoveYou has 8 letters, but so does Bullshit by myoue reviews
Normalcy is overrated. An epic tale that isn't really epic after all. Just a tale of one segment of my life with a little bit of Sasuke shoved in it. OK a lot of Sasuke. Hey, I think I love him though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Radio by draconichero21 reviews
Rangiku takes her new Ferrari out for a joy ride and decides to listen to her radio while driving. What will happen when she meets a certain fox faced Ex-taicho with car trouble along the highway? Read to know. Rated M for lemons and language. GinRan
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Wooing of Sakura Haruno by N-AngelFire reviews
In which Sasuke returns to Konoha and decides to put 'Operation Revive Uchiha Clan bow-chicka-bow-wow to action. "Sasuke" She growled as his lips brushed her ear "What do you think you're doing?" "What do YOU think I'm doing?" he breathed. oneshot4Mari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfectly Imperfect by Neuroanatomy reviews
I was wrong. He is perfect, perfect to me, even his chicken ass hair and his dysfunctional voice box is perfect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Last chance at Love by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
After 4 years of pursuing renegade Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura manages to bring him home. 3 years later she finds herself married to him; everything after that is perfect. Until after their first night together all possible wrong occurs... what will Sakura do!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,541 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Foolhardy Romanticism by SnowLion no Miko reviews
“Just kiss me, you idiot.” And, with all the subtle roughness he knew her for, she grabbed his head and smashed her lips against his. IshiRuki, oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Uryuu I., Rukia K. - Complete
Just as planned by XxXInuyasha's Little AngelxXx reviews
In an online chat what happens when Naruto calls Sasuke gay?When Itachi proclaims he wants Sakura?Who is at her door?Kakashi the next victim?A funny crackish SasuSaku OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blame New Years by Xmarksthespot reviews
On the night when tradition strikes, everyone is in search for someone to kiss. However, Sasuke decides to kiss Sakura..“You stole my first kiss, Sasuke, so your new years resolution better be to stay at least fifty feet away from me!” SasuSaku. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sway by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura will never understand how she got roped into going Salsa dancing during December. Especially when the six men who invited her have been in love with her since she was twelve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Its a Thing Called FANGIRLING by kattylin reviews
Dear Fangirl-or boy-, there is absolutely NOTHING you can do to stop my wedding, NOTHIIINNNGGG! so PLEASE stop spamming my mail with death threats or God help me, I WILL KILL YOU ALL! Good day.-#10:Who knew SasuSaku happens on a NON-naruto movie?-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Unfortunate Gathering by Dreaming Knightess reviews
An offhanded comment about Matsumoto Rangiku's breasts evolves into an orgy of misfortune. Literally. Absolute crack.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Byakuya K. - Complete
In Thy Royal Bed Chamber by Lemon Cookies reviews
Zuko made the mistake of wandering into his sister's room and is now being accosted by Azula! Where's Mai when you need her? Two-shot. Rated M for swearing, smexiness, and incestuous crack.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Zuko, Azula
Naruto Christmas Carols by C.Queen reviews
I've taken Christmas Carols and rewritten them Naruto style...hey..I was bored lol.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
The Merry Band of Idiots by ohwhatsherface reviews
They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
pretty girl by ohwhatsherface reviews
Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Perfect Moment by ryokablade reviews
Senbonzakura had few regrets in his life. The greatest one was ordering Byakuya to kill Sode no Shirayuki. But then, there she was, unharmed, standing in front of him, smiling, as if nothing happened. You'll laugh your guts out, we promise...One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Sode no Shirayuki, Senbonzakura - Complete
wardrobe malfunctions by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
love is as follows by Version.INFINITY reviews
Sakura, I know you were the one who changed my status from Single to In an Open Relationship with Uzumaki Naruto. Don’t ignore me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suspicious Dancing by PrincessOfAngels reviews
Orihime comes over to Ichigo's...at night! And they're dancing? Kon's getting a little suspicious, and has every right to be...find out exactly WHY they're "dancing." Sorry for the shortness! Rated T for swearing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Squad 4's Pregnancy Guide for the Unwed Shinigami by ManonLeChat reviews
He's a fun-loving sociopath. She's an alcoholic with a heart of gold. What could possibly go wrong? Gin, Rangiku, and Hitsugaya's worst nightmare. Humor. Crack. Complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
I Can't Believe I Did That by Amaya.Pierce reviews
So when it rains, my house has a nagging habit of giving me a black out. So, trying to make the day different, I take a walk, only to run into him.. SasorixSakura REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Playful by Saint H reviews
An eventful day in Titans' Tower for the mute Jericho. We take a look into the eccentric interaction between Jericho and Raven. Warning: Mud, bananas, flirting, and heterosexually insighted homoeroticism. One Shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Jericho, Raven - Complete
Their Pink Haired Secretary by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, but being constantly groped, kissed, touched, and pratically raped by the seven billionaires she worked for? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Nurse by dragongoddess13 reviews
A broken leg, a poker game, suggestive foreplay and raging hormones. LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
switch by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love Letters by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
CRACK. "Sakura, I know you so well because I've been watching you. Don't get freaked out or anything, I SWEAR I'm not stalking you. " In which Sasuke tries to confess his feelings towards Sakura through a letter. Three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What is Too Close? by Ellisguy reviews
Nemu invites Uryuu to watch the stars with her. Uryuu agrees but is suspicious. This is a tag for Bleach Anime episode 228. Uryuu/Nemu with hints of Ichi/Hime and Sado/Isane.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Uryuu I., Nemu K. - Complete
Adumbrate by theMidnight.Rainfall reviews
Rangiku's thoughts about Kira and the betrayal as they make out.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - R. Matsumoto, I. Kira - Complete
If Sophie Had Let Him In by Doctor It reviews
This is a 'what if' situation between Howl and and Sophie based on my fanfiction, Howl's Moving Castle: The Aftermath. One shot lemon.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
The Answer by Love Tendencies reviews
Bianchi has always wondered how Yamamoto could still live after eating her cooking. And so, she asked him. And his answer? Let's just say that it earned him a little something from Bianchi.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - T. Yamamoto, Bianchi - Complete
Symbolism of Flowers by Vanity-chan reviews
“Why would a man give a woman a… symbolic vagina!” –-The meaning of flowers has never been more perverted than this. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Truth behind the Insults by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
Wow these two can argue...they're even worse than me and Teme in the past! Of course Teme's one of the two, but our used-to-be-mediator is the one he's bickering with! If only they realized what the other really means.... -SasuSaku-one-shot-Naruto's POV-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Colorful by Sharinganblossom reviews
He saw everything in black and white with lines and patterns. Too bad that she colors outside of the lines.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bubbles by Miku Miku reviews
Yuko's always enjoyed bossing her manslave, Watanuki, around. But what happens when she decides to boss him a little further?
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Yuuko I., K. Watanuki
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Serendipity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. She had been a 5 on the scale for too long: not pretty, not ugly, just Sakura. That was, until Kiba strolled into her life and proclaimed her a 10. But what’s the price to pay for beauty, and is it worth it? Sakura's not so sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,755 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Prisoner by Rushing'Beauty'Wonder reviews
Zuko's thinks over his current situation. Zuko/Azula. Rated M. Zucest. Read and Reviews.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Acting by StereotypicallyAsian reviews
Looks like her acting skills weren’t that bad after all. Full Summary inside- *SasuSaku*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Best Friends? by eskeflowne reviews
...and that is why girl and boy CANNOT be friends!...one-shot sasu/saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Martyr by blankdreamer reviews
Your hair is so smooth!" Sai sang. I roll my eyes. Ino rolled hers too, "Sakura, hand me the scissors." I do so, and suddenly, a hand that obviously isn't hers, takes them away from me. Then I see my cut pink strands of hair in his hands. That devil.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exhibit X by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Where's the Other Side? by frumpyrox reviews
Yeah, yeah, it could always be worse. Great, she's cuddling the idiot. On my birthday. Blah, blah the grass is always greener. You know what's greener? My face after eating worms and dirt!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Candyman by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Oneshot. Minor SasuSaku. Who in their right mind would ever choose Shikamaru over him? It just didn't make any sense to poor, abandoned Sasuke. Either way, something had to be done. Something drastic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Inconvenient by Kaytrina reviews
Sasuke comes to terms with puberty and all the slightly annoying things that come with it. Mature content, so consider yourself warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
The anonymous ones by The Loser Lord reviews
AU. SASUSAKU. 'Aw! Why do guys have to be so unsmooth! Sakura chan, help me' what does anonymity do? Absolutely nothing. 'Dude, completely clueless! I'll so you how a natural Hitch does this.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Karma by nostalgic-maiden reviews
Honestly, it’s all about Sasuke. All about Sasuke and how he doesn’t have feelings and how totally uncool pink-haired Uchiha babies would be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
boys, boys, boys by ohwhatsherface reviews
She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
good for the health by incandescens reviews
Urahara has designs on Unohana. Urahara may be out of his depth and sinking fast.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - K. Urahara, R. Unohana - Complete
touchdown turnaround by Neon Genesis reviews
Christmas!gift for Jen. A Christmas Eve party is thrown in Sasuke's living room. Wherein Naruto is drunk, Sasuke is accused of being defensive, and Sakura wears hideous holiday toe-socks. "Dude, I am so making waffles." SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Click by MetaMirage reviews
"Your eyes are red in every photo!" Sakura attempts to take the perfect picture of Sasuke with scandalous results. SasuSaku Sasukar?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Stripper Gram by ShelbySabaku reviews
“Just promise me you won’t overreact” Sakura pleaded to her boyfriend. "Why? Whats wrong?" Sasuke asked. “Well, it’s just that there and strippers at Ino’s bachelorette party” Then, there was a very long beep, and the line went dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nail Polish by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Essentials? Sakura, be rational. Water, food, shelter, cloth...—" He paused to plaster on his typical, smug smirk. "Well, not clothing—...those are essentials."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reviewing by ohhthatgirl reviews
An afternoon spent with Naruto at the mall can only be excruciating for Uchiha Sasuke. "Since you're being so nice, teme, I'll be nice, too! I'll help you get a girl!" This could be fun... not. sasusaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Uchiha Matriarch by Quintessentia reviews
“Naruto, it’s time for you to leave. You’re disrespecting the very air of our house with your abominable excuse for dancing, and you are interrupting my Sakura-fantasies.” ::SasuSaku:: CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tangled Up In Me by Imperio-youloveme reviews
“What are you doing?” Asked the mysterious boy once again, bringing the girl out of her stupor. “What does it look like I’m doing?” Good answer! “It looks like you’re trying to murder the coke machine.” Answer the boy in a cool voice. Song-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flipped by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One morning by pink pearl mew reviews
This is my first fanfic. MichiruXShito. spoilers ep 9-12
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Michiru, Shito - Complete
Cafe l'Chocolat by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
Gift!fic for Sydney. SasuSaku. Wait till he gets his hands on her. There are somethings that should never be done to an Uchiha, and Sakura just crossed the line with Sasuke. Though, a kiss might make the cross-dressing worth it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Annoyances by nari-rose reviews
Sakura was annoying, there was no other way to put it, she was always on his mind, constantly clouding his conciousness. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
still the one by extraordinaire reviews
Sequel to be the one. And with a conversation involving The Unmentionable Times, Shania Twain, and the value of a certain pair of favorite jeans that always have surprises in them, they were sure it was love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
whips and tips by the blanket reviews
Dialogue. Innuendo. CRACK. SasuSaku. “You really can’t wrap your lips around it? Not even the tip? Tsk. You’ve disappointed me, Sakura.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Stripping and Poker by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
.:LightCrack:. Contrary to popular belief, Sakura completely dominated the field of gambling unlike her superior. "HAH, YOUR ASSES ARE MINE!" And so, Naruto's idea of strip poker resulted in their two other teammates wanting to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the best things in life come in pairs by Sayonara Solitaire reviews
ONESHOT. “I told you I had no choice, the 8-tails owned my ass. I got a little dizzy and I was slightly hungry and her arm looked like a chicken leg, I swear.” SASUSAKU. — For Katie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wrapped Insanity by The Loser Lord reviews
AU. SASUSAKU. MYSPACE. 'What should I get Sasuke-kun for Christmas'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
summer lovers by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something Borrowed by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Multilingual by The Loser Lord reviews
oneshot. sasusaku. 'Hn.' I can speak in Sasuke-kun's dialect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Lovely Thing Called: Testosterone by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Get a room!" Naruto scoffed at the kissing couple. Pause. "WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" He yelled at Sasuke. The Uchiha smirked, "You just told us to get a room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
be the one by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. "Sakura Haruno." She informed. "Why did you just introduce yourself now?" He asked. "Sweetie, you should know the name of the person who’s about to get down and dirty with your briefs.” CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Abusive Relationships by Channy-Chann reviews
“You. Bedroom. Pants off. Now.” She ordered. Sasuke threw a triumphant smirk in Neji’s direction. "As you can see Neji-san, it really is quite the opposite." Rated T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Accidental Kiss Under The Purple Moon by Spirit's Whisper reviews
COMPLETE - What happens when Fai's been left to his own devices all day? Worse, what happens when he's been plotting and how will the purple moon force his plans astray? Not what you expect. FxS if you don't blink. KxF if you do. Please R&R.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Fai, Sakura - Complete
The Real Enemies by StarBK201 reviews
Why is it that Ise hates the Shinigami Men’s Association so much? Can’t they both just coexist?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Nanao I., Shuuhei H. - Complete
The Reason by Soul captain reviews
Sakura finally knows the reason why Sasuke's treating her cold...Please read and you'll find out..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tubing, Coconut drinks, and Smores by my-name-is-V reviews
Our prediction of what is going to happen in the naruto manga,now that Sasuke wants to crush konoha."Suddenly, a blur of hot pink and giraffe passed by. WHAT THE HELL? WAS THAT NARUTO AND KABUTO TUBING IN THEIR FLOATIES?"CRACK.cw with cut.class.not.frogs
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree by runwitskizzers reviews
“About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let’s just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother.” He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
The Present by singingintheshower0 reviews
“I wonder what it is.” “With your luck probably a bomb ready to go off the minute you open the damn thing.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha Courts by BlackandWhite Masque reviews
“Case 8807: The state of Konoha *coughSakuracough* against Uchiha Sasuke *coughTemecough* for crimes of… breaking Sakura’s vial of perfume! WTF... The jury finds you… dun-da-da-dun … guilty!” NNNOOOOOO!... A SasuSaku crack fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Break the Rules by xBlu3-Appl3x reviews
Sometimes Team 7 wondered if Sasuke would die a virgin.....guess not. /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Forced Hand by The Rabid Bunny reviews
Kiba has clan obligations that involve getting married. Sakura is doing everything she can to forget how lonely she is. Enter one very nosy Hokage, and watch what happens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,876 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Keep Breathing by iMissa reviews
“Hey, Sasuke,” Sakura mused, “you know, your butt is really big. It’s kind of like your ego.” SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
traffic in the sky by ohwhatsherface reviews
Neji, Sakura. It's enough to make me cry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You've Got Mail by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku. Because there is just something about that little yellow man and his friendly ‘You’ve Got Mail’ that makes your heart beat fast, for you know that one little way of communication can develop a whole story of humor, friendship, and love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,098 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Not So Fairytale Wedding by Windy days and daisy chains reviews
To say Sasuke's and Sakura's wedding was memorable is an understatement. 10 ways in which a wedding can go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Locker Room Secrets by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku AU ONESHOT Dialogue CRACK. "Sasuke has a diary?" "It's not a diary!" "Right, sorry, I meant to say Poetry Book." "Poetry?" "I don't freaking write poetry!" What is said in the boy's locker room stays in the boy's locker room. Well, not for long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Akatsuki Life by Sakura4eva reviews
Sakura has been kidnapped by Tobi and brought to the Akatsuki as 'art'; the one peice of art that both Sasori and Deidara agree on as true art. Just what does Sakura think about this...? ItaSaku-ish. Akatsuki Life series - part 2/5
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
sticks and stones by the blanket reviews
CRACK. Dialogue. SasuSaku. “Doesn't make sense? Sure it does. Your Sharingan? Red. Your skin? Pasty. Clearly, you're albino. And, also, P.S, Sasuke-kun. There’s this thing called sunlight. Get some.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
clandestine clear by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
KibaSaku. The first time he sees her she is crying and dirty and alone, and Kiba never thinks he might fall in love with her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Flowers in the Rain by greenteamoose reviews
Konan still remembers Yahiko's bloodied body and Nagato's glowing eyes on that fateful stormy day when pain emerged from the depths of suffering. /Oneshot, Konan-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
April Fools by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku ONESHOT. A story in which everyone in Team Seven celebrates the joyous holiday of trickery, except Sasuke who finds it quite annoying when he's talking about rather important things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vodka Sour Cherry by Lulu2006 reviews
Sakura and Itachi marry---arranged marriage---Sakura being a bit too nervous and Itachi being a bit in a hurry. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
ctrl c, ctrl v by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Leap by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
Leap Day is the only day women are allowed to propose to men. They are fined if they don't accept. I, Haruno Sakura, will get a husband if it kills me. I hope it doesn't. Marriage is pointless if you're deceased. SasuSaku. T for lang.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hm, suspicious by Naraku'sKoibito reviews
Konan was always interested in suspicions and old wives tales. Fluffy lil oneshot, as it's a leap year and all. Konan/Pain Pein
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by TaintedxXxInnocence reviews
What happens when Sakura eats Deidara's last piece of chocolate? DeiSaku SakuDei Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Attack Of The Chibi Ninjas! by Tsuna De Vongola Decimo reviews
A crackfic. Sakura, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Kisame and Tobi get turned into chibi versions of themselves. What will happen in their chibi lives? On Hold
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Hold On To Hope by Miss Itachi Uchiha reviews
It's Gaara's birthday and he's spending it alone or is he? GaaraxSakura Dedication: Gaara's Birthday, January 19
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. “You know,” she rolled her eyes as obviously as she could, “Paranoia isn’t very attractive.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Dictionary by M.animaniac reviews
OneShot. One sided SasSak. “…not to mention that cantankerous old devil of a father…” – Naruto blinked and stared longingly at his 1173 page dictionary. Gulp. Yeah. Gulp, indeed. He mentally damned himself for his own incompetence, and Sasuke's big words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bring Me Down by Plegarya-Phantom reviews
Sakon saw the death of his parents, and hope to avenge them so, he joined Orochimaru. There he met Tayuya and other more people. Suddenly, Sakon is starting to ‘like’ Tayuya but she loves Kimimaro. What’s next? SakoTayuKimi COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,596 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Sakon, Tayuya - Complete
ReWriting a Fairytale by MidnightRosebud reviews
A marriage contract was signed to seal a treaty of peace. She fell in love at first sight. In one horrifying night he was dead. The treaty still holds, but her new betrothed holds secrets behind his cold, emotionless facade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,824 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Two to Tango by Sanded Silk reviews
Neji is dateless at his own birthday party! But then he sees Sakura, dancing by herself... NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
loving is a freaking art by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. It's the chase, isn't it? The thrill of the chase. You're bored. Your brother is dead and now you have no one to chase, so you're chasing me. Right? I'm right, aren't I? It's the chase. Well screw you, Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unexpected Christmas Gift by Sanded Silk reviews
Sakura seeks out Neji to give him a Christmas gift. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Christmas love story by nejissakurablossom reviews
Its Sakura and Nejis first christmas, see how it goes and will Naruto get killed? Neji Sakura pairing oneshot merry christmas everyone
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto is Saw 5 by KikimaraLovesNaruto reviews
First it starts off in kohona a nice day then Naruto, Sasuke, Shika, Neji, Gaara, Hinata, Sakura, Temari, Tenten, and Ino all go into the forest and they are gone...Then Hinata and Sasuke find a tape and a erie voice talks in the tape what will they do?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Will You Sleep With Me Tonight? by Punk Pikachu reviews
The scene where Chika asks Michiru if he can stay with her that night, redone. Lemon oneshot. MichiruChika.
Zombie-Loan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
where she walks by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yuki no Hana by Haruka Kamiya reviews
Sakura only interacts with Shino during the spring. One February morning will change that. fluff drabblish ShinoSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Shino A. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eleven Words, Eleven Stories by NibiNoNEKO reviews
Eleven stories of a romance that has seen strife and sorrow. Eleven stories about a romance so perfect, that it rises from the ashes like phoenix. SasoSaku. For Gigiceriser’s Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Silk by Pretty.Little.Liars reviews
The truth is this: the world is not small, you are. And fate can find you anywhere. ---- NejiSakura. Rating just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by ohnostopstalkingme reviews
Oneshot. ShinoSakura pairing... RR
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H., Shino A. - Complete
Building Castles by asteriskjam reviews
Moved Out. Kicked Out. Been Out. Three teens with no place to go? Oh god. Moving in has never been so awkward. [SasuSaku] [NejiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Misunderstood Cherry Blossom by M.animaniac reviews
Sakura and Itachi are penpals. Sakura and Sasuke are best friends. Sakura starts dating Itachi, what'll Sasuke think? Will their friendship live through once Sakura discovers they're brothers? And where does Emi Hoshi fit in all of this? ItaSakSas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,909 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke goes to Candy Mountain by Scarpaw reviews
Sasuke gets take to Candy Mountain! By who? The two most annoying ninja in all of Kohona of course! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Captivator by melancholy.LOVER reviews
What happens when Sakura and Deidara are locked within the same bathroom? Fighting, arguing, annoying each other and wait! Having... Sex? ONESHOT! LEMON UP AHEAD! Deidara x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
First Kiss by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura mourns the loss of her first kiss and Sasuke proves her wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Baker's Dozen by RedLotusNin reviews
A bakery reopens in Konoha and Neji and Sasuke find themselves competing over something they’d never thought they would. [Request for InsaneYunay][NejiSakuSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Naruto: Wolf High Chronicles by Fire Monk reviews
A Year at this school has more drama then a soap opera. But the new kid is determined to tough it out. Starring Kiba, Naruto, Temari, Kankuro, Sasuke, Hinata and OC Dakku. Complete! Yaoi and other stuffs...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,394 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Kiba I. - Complete
My Life As A Teenage Avenger by ohwhatsherface reviews
I bet you regret going to Sound now, don't you Sasuke–kun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The most stupid chat up lines you will ever hear! by pinkshadows reviews
A collection of the most stupid chat up lines that the Naruto guys use to hit on Sakura…and her comebacks. NaruSaku SasuSaku SaiSaku LeeSaku and KakaSaku. Rated T Please RR and add to your C2s'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sakura H.
The Last Strike by Green Glitter reviews
The cast of a new movie meet for the first time and all they do is bicker about this and that. Not approving their behavior, all ten of them are forced to live together in order to get along. Will it work? SasuSakuNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Spoiled by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shackles of The Heart by StoryTeller91 reviews
“Rumor has it your pregnant” he said making her blush, while Neji’s eyes harden with anger. “Yes” said Sakura,“So, who’s the father” he ask, Sakura was about to open her mouth when…“Sasuke”said Neji,Her eyes widen at what the father of her child just said
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
neji X sakura kiss me by karaseechakra reviews
this is my first fan fiction so i don't know if it's any good its just a short story for neji and sakura please review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Fashion Sense by ohwhatsherface reviews
Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Don't Like You by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “I said, I. Don’t. Like. You.” She hissed. She actually hissed at him. In which Sakura is angry, and Sasuke is tortured. And confused. PseudoCrack. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aphrodite by let.me.cry reviews
Tayuya and Itachi hated everything. [ItaTayu, OroTayu, OroIta, ItaSaso] ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Tayuya, Itachi U. - Complete
Curry by BlackElement7 reviews
Sakura's come back from a mission, but who is this little girl clinging to her? And why does Sakura keep insisting that she's not her daughter, but her tool? [SakuraxSasori]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Lost & Found by Yachiru-san reviews
Set during the timeskip second chunin exams: Gaara is 14, Kankuro is 16, and Temari is 17. Hinata gets lost from her group and what happens when she meets Gaara? My first fanfic! A GaaraxHinata fic. Please read and review! An adorable oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Rain by Sunlit-Dreamer reviews
Rain, it reminds everyone of painful memories. But it also has the power to start anew... NejiSakura Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
All Things Mythical by UntappedChaos reviews
Eriol is every bit as michevous as Clow used to be. It was clearly proven by the evil known as 'Truth or Dare.' Poor Yue...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Yue, Ruby Moon/Nakuru A. - Complete
You found me by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
This is a sequal to Fourth Drink Instinct, a ShinoSakura fic. This one is set in Sakura's POV pleas enjoy AND COMMENT DAMNIT IM NOT RUNNING A JOY RIDE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sakura H., Shino A. - Complete
Beautiful Lie by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
[ItachiSakura, unrequited SakuraSasuke] Drabble. Sakura's living a twisted, beautiful lie.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
We Belong Together by Kineticfairy reviews
She was betrothed to another, but he wouldn’t let that stop him. If he couldn’t have her publicly then he would have her secretly. [AU][NejiSaku,SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fat Avenger by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Three weeks in to their [ridiculous, disgusting, hard, painful, annoying] training regimen, Sakura stopped him amidst his pushups. “Oi, Sasukekun, let's spar.” Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Longing by freebird22259 reviews
Ino bets Sakura that she cannot get Neji to sleep with her. SakuxNeji Oneshot OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
When Did This Get So Hard? by aisu tenshi 831 reviews
It was never this hard when she was asking Sasuke out everyday. Sakura x Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Welcome Home Kiba by aisu tenshi 831 reviews
Sakura x Kiba As Kiba returns from a mission he begins to ponder the idea of an early retirement.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Show Your Weakness by Gliblord reviews
Soi Fong observed the man with the impossibly huge grin. He was a friend of Yoruichi's. One that wasn't her. He would have to perish for this sin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2007 - K. Urahara, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Scrabble and Daiquiris by asteriskjam reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
The Love Tridecagon by Seriously Yours reviews
A serious look at the most absurd pairings in the history of Bleach fan fiction. Three part story. Companion piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single & also My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single. 100 Percent PURE CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake
My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single by Seriously Yours reviews
Companion Piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single. What the lean mean fighting machine of Soul Society thinks about all the women in it. If you thought that Unohana was picky...you should see Kenpachi. ONESHOT of pure chick bashing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Misunderstandings by ohwhatsherface reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single by Seriously Yours reviews
The 4th division captain contemplates why none of the handsome,noble,brave,regal captains of Soul Society are meant for her. Much Unohana evilness inside. ONE SHOT of pure taichou bashing. Sequel now ON!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Byakuya K., R. Unohana - Complete
A Little Incentive by paws-bells reviews
NejiSaku It's Sasuke's birthday party. Sakura wants to go, but Neji...well, Neji doesn't. But never mind, sometimes all it takes is just a little incentive...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Filled Void by Akasuna Sasori reviews
A SasoriSakura love fic. Sasori was supposed to have died, but he didn't, and he's come to Sakura to learn love again. rated M for mature content not suitable for children. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Beating Around The Bush by paws-bells reviews
NejiSaku. For Sakura, Neji doesn't mind going the extra mile. Sakura does not agree. She just wishes that he would get to the point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SUSH combo: High on Fluff by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Collection of SasuSaku oneshots! Story 13: It was the First Fall of Snow when they met the first fall of snow when they confessed, the first fall of snow when they were separated. And again, it was the first fall of snow when they were reunited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,149 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Share a Kiss with Poison by thexpariah reviews
. Unfortunately, Neji was about to propose to Sakura and Sasuke would really lose her forever if he didn’t play his cards right. Mainly NejixSaku. Lemon. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The end of the beggining by Jogurt reviews
Random xD Hetyaoi pairings. Because I love it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bloody Typical by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of White Eyes and Roses by silentsorrow666 reviews
Sakura recieves a bouquet of pink roses from a secret admirer. Who is this mystery man? bad summary. the story is better NejiXSaku, ShikaXIno Lemon....:D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,780 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 196 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guy Talk Girl Talk Fusion by Pepsi Dragon reviews
Following Guy Talk and Girl Talk is this! Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Neji, Lee, Ino, Ten Ten, Shikamaru, Temari, Chouji, Kiba, Shino, Hinata and Gaara are hanging out in the forest. Chaos and stupidity. Demented crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Issue of Competition by asteriskjam reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bittersweet Remembrance by InsaneYunay reviews
First she lost Sasuke. Now she has lost Neji. Sakura can't help remembering the pleasant yet painful memories of her second love. [NejiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Friend or Foe by Siy reviews
Au. Haruno Sakura is a normal girl who goes to high school and has 2 great friends who are always there for her. One day they, she meets 2 new students with the name Uchiha [SasoxSakuxIta slight DeixSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,624 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Sakura H., Sasori
Mistaken Death by Jennjennr reviews
Sasuke finds Sakura in her house, believing she is dead he realized his feelings and confesses them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Off White by yume-chan29 reviews
[Neji x Sakura] The space between Neji's indifference and Sakura's vibrance is bridged. Not to mention, of course, ice cream sweetness on a winter's day and all the gooey feelings in between. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Muffy's Version of a Blanket Fic by Muffytaj reviews
Come on, we all know this cliche. It's cold, snowing, and a boy and girl have to survive somehow...such a pity Sasuke doesn't have a romantic bone in his body.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
SasuSaku, At Naruto's wedding Sakura seeks out Sasuke only to find less than she wanted but more than she'd hoped. M for suggesstive comments only
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loving Soul by BluePhoenix 711 reviews
This a very sad onshot. Itachi and Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Katie Day reviews
A GaaSaku partial songfic inspired by the song Beautiful Disaster. Gaara and Sakura share a dance at the Konoha festival. First chapter Sakura's Persp, Second is Gaara's Persp.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
My Saving Grace by BluePhoenix 711 reviews
this is a Sakura and Itachi story. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Opposites Don't Attract by ProtoBlues reviews
Opposites attract...or so they say. Yue and Ruby Moon demonstrate why opposites don't attract: simply because they're opposites.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Ruby Moon/Nakuru A., Yue - Complete
Candy Punishment by babypanikku reviews
NejiSaku, Oneshot Neji, Sakura, and what's this? A little girl with pink hair and the same Hyuuga eyes? Huh?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Taste the Irony by HardlyFatal reviews
What Byakuya thinks about when he's bored. COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Byakuya K., R. Unohana - Complete
Dirty Talk by LiveLoveLaugh reviews
Being a sensible emotional incompetent guy he was, Shino would not try to dirty talk with his girlfriend—would he? With Sakura being the girlfriend, Kiba being the teacher, and Naruto being the audience. [ShinoXSaku] Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Shino A., Sakura H. - Complete
This is how it will be forever by panda-obsessed-angel reviews
If you don't like the pairings, please don't flame me...Sakura was held back with a promise, filling her life with misery. Two guys(Sasuke and Neji), one choice...Who will it be? One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
The Reason by blueflamefreak reviews
SakuraGaara songfic. Gaara thinks back on missed oppurtunities. Sorry if the characters are OOC. read and review, flames are welcome
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The 12 days of christmasNaruto Style! by scarletmoon12 reviews
THe 12 day's of christmas-Naruto style! This si what happens when I'm bored and with my friends. Please read.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/5/2004
Sick and Tired by nereidaia reviews
Neji and Sakura are both birds in their own cages. Will they become friends and be able to help each other? [NejiSaku SongFic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Spy Cam by LiveLoveLaugh reviews
When our four infamous female Rookies have a sleepover gossiping and telling each other secrets but they didn’t know our eight infamous male Rookies could see and hear everything. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/24/2004
I believed you by Salieri reviews
oneshot. Even Sakuras love doesn't last forever. Can it survive 4 years of Sasuke's absence? SasuSaku, NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Reverie and Reality reviews
In which Hidan, Deidara, Itachi, and Sasori bet that Pein doesn't have the balls to make Konan fall in love with him. "I think I'm in too deep. I can't get out." "Don't worry. I got a shovel." Hey it's only high school. A/U.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan
The Summer Paradise Down Fire Street reviews
Sakura has to spend three weeks with Naruto and his friends at their family lake house. What could go wrong? Well apparently lot of things. "There's too much testosterone in this room!" AU this may be a little Saku-centric. NaruHina, ChoIno, LeeTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sakura H.
The Rich Men Wars reviews
Being a great P.A. wasn't what made Matsumoto Rangiku popular with rich men. No, it was far more than that. And she had no idea how she came to attract five insanely hot billionares. MatsumotoCentric
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - R. Matsumoto
White Houses reviews
AU Teenage Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Thor, Balder and Loki spend their last summer together. All hell breaks loose as they learn the meanings of friendship, brotherhood, and love. ZeusHera PosAmph HadesPerse ThorSif BalderNanna LokiSigyn
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hades, Loki
Getting Your Swerve On
All Rangiku wanted was a little fun with Kira, Hisagi, Renji, Ikkaku, and Yumichika. But no, a certain someone just had to burst everyone's bubble. Matsumotocentric
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - R. Matsumoto - Complete
He's Calling For You reviews
Of course, it had all been too surprising for Matsumoto to bear. What irked her the most was knowing that all she could do was cry as she held his cold body.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Blame the Blondes reviews
"Damn you, you sexy bastard!" "Fu- wait, did you just call me sexy?" "Screw you." "I'd rather screw you." In which Sasuke couldn't control his hormones and Sakura wasn't entirely over him. Naruto and Ino are to be blamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meltdown reviews
Because two ice cubes are hot headed. Because the fox and the hound aren't friends. Because fruits and fruit flies aren't the same. Because flowers will someday wilt. Because, well, just because. Sakura Centric. 7 are going on vacation. Chaos ensues. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,789 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
p u n g e n t reviews
He wanted to save her from disaster but she didn't want to be selfish, "For once, why couldn't be bitter like the coffee you drink?" slight itasakusasu please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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