Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, and Marching Band.
Name: Lily-Snape-568 (just call me Lily, it's sooo much easier than typing Lily-Snape-568)
HEY GUYS IF YOU'RE INTERESTED I HAVE ANOTHER ACCOUNT FOR SPECIFIC PURPOSES. It's called Assimilated. You'll read once you get there. Love to all!
I AM SO SO SO SORRY ABOUT THE HUGE HAITUS!! Marching Season just ended and All-County/All-State season just started so I'm kinda frazzled right now, but I AM working on Music of the Night. Muchos Gracias for putting up with me and very sorry especially to FerventxXxMPGirl!
A side note, I use the numbers "568" in almost everything. This is because of an awesome experience I had. I went to a band clinic and made 5th chair, hence the 5. The 6 comes from the chair of one of my best friends in the whole world, Accents Boy, at this clinic. And the 8 is for the day I met Accents Boy. The clinic was on November 7, 8, and 9. The 7th we had auditions, the 8th we practiced for almost 10 hours I think it was, and the 9th we performed. SHOUT OUT TO ACCENTS BOY!!
I'm crazy about band. It's my life. I love all instruments, but my faves are clarinet and flute (I'm a clarinet myself, so woodwinds all the way!!). Going completely against the whole "Brass/Woodwind rivalry" almost all my friends are brass. And most of them are guys... Shout out to my band geek buddies (names have been changed): Accents Boy, Strawberry Shortcake, The Lying Trombonist, and Austanna.
Yes, my alternate identity is Galinda Burroughs 417. I became Lily-Snape-568 because I needed to get away from some friend and crush issues I was having. Galinda Burroughs 417 is no longer going to be posting. Sorry guys.
Blog under construction, new link will be posted soon.
My hobbies are clarinet, reading Harry Potter, clarinet, writing fanfics, hanging with my buddies, clarinet, drawing, soccer, clarinet, getting high on sugar, clarinet, and singing. (In case you haven't noticed I LOVE my Leblanc Concerto II!!)
Symphonic Band pieces:
My fanfic buddy Nor of Kiamo Ko has a bunch of these stereotypes on her profile so I decided to copy/paste them. The bold ones apply to me!
I'm into THEATRE and ARTS so I must be a homosexual. (band geek all the way!)
I'm a VIRGIN, so I must be a prude.
I'm YOUNG, so I must be naive.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I must be a witch with a b. (I don't cuss)
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I must not be doing anything with my life.
I LIVE BAND, so I must be completely crazy (which in this case, this stereotype DOES apply).
I'm BLONDE, so I must be a stupid ditz.
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I must be dating all of them. (TOTALLY not true!)
I have GOOD GRADES, so I must be a nerd or a suck up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I must be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I must just want attention.
I'm an ACTRESS, so I must be mean.
I'm an ACTRESS, so I must be competitive.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I must be no fun and completely perfect.
Here's the funny ones!
If you are so obsessed with band you start singing your school's show randomly (sometimes with made up lyrics), copy this into your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is what you call someone when you don't know what to say. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have MUSIC IN YOUR SOUL, copy this into your profile.
96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for GOD! If you're part of the 4 percent that does, copy this into your profile.
I've you've ever been in the TROY UNIVERSITY SEUS GOLD BAND, copy this into your profile.
IF YOU PLAY CLARINET, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (Sauce)
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned with being popular. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, PhantomPenguin, Lily-Snape-568.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile.
SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HARIED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH!
If somebody can look in the dictionary for a definition of band geek and find a picture of you, put this in your profile.
If you were one of the people who screamed "DAVY!" when he died at the end of AWE, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever slapped a person, copy and paste this into your profile. -never never never never slap a tuba player. I know from experience. trust me.
If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. -try explaining this one to your marching instructor. never mind, don't try it.
If you have ever tripped over your elbows, copy this into your profile. Hey, it's not as easy as it sounds!
If your mother constantly tells you that she's starting to worry about your mental health, copy and paste this into your profile.
Beware the Ides of March, ye fools. Copy this into your profile, or I will slice through thy neck like a machete through a banana.
Insult marching band, and you insult an EXTREMELY fast mob of kids with various instruments that can be shoved into VERY unpleasant places.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
For those of you who actually read these things (don't worry, I do, too!!) here's a few band geek jokes I've heard lately from friends of mine:
C, E-flat, and G walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors." So the E-flat left and the C and G shared a fifth.
Why is a basoon better than an oboe? Because it burns longer!
During the creation of Earth, God gave a man two sticks and called him a drummer. When the man couldn't do anything well with the two sticks, God took one stick away and called him a conductor. (To Mr. F: Sorry, you're awesome!!)
How do you make a trombone sound like a French Horn? Put your hand in the bell and miss half the notes.
How do you make a French Horn sound like a trombone? Take your hand out of the bell and miss all the notes. (I love you, my singular trombone friend!!)
What's the difference between an oboe and a weedeater? It's actually possible to tune a weedeater!
Did you hear about the tuba player who was so bad that even his section noticed? (ooo, burn!!)
A trumpet player was talking at a percussion conference. He looked around the room and asked, "Are there any real musicians in here? Didn't think so."
Sorry if you're offended, but know that I tease because I love! Band geeks all the way, dudes!
- Lots of love from Lily
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