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Joined 12-26-07, id: 1453742, Profile Updated: 04-21-08
Author has written 3 stories for High School Musical.

That picture is just a random act of vandalisim me and my friends get up to when we go out... but hey were 16 we're allowed to be randon and destructive!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But i'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and knew that I could take you on! But there you are, another lie! I was ready for a Big Mac and you bought me a French Fry, should have known it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream! Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans! Go on now go, walk out the door, didn't you promise me 10 inches then only turn up with 4! Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count! I will survive, I will survive! As long as I have batteries my sex life's going to thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I will survive, hey hey!

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Reminiscing by drinklotsoffluids reviews
Sparks fly, complications faced, can they make it through when they decide it's over? Troypay. Previous penname; Bl1ssfuln3ss.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,669 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Sharpay E., Troy B. - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by the fourth drink instinct reviews
She was his assistant. He was in love with her. She was in a ‘happy’ relationship. He was her boss. If anyone ever said finding love was easy, then they’ve never had love like this. NH.
One Tree Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 107,130 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Nathan S., Haley J.S. - Complete
When Dreams Defer by aprimavista reviews
Lock-in for a basketball scholarship? Check. Perfect girlfriend? Check. Knee injury to change it all, former Ice Queen turned BFF, and fighting with former friends? Check, check, and check. Senior year is not nearly what Troy Bolton had expected. troypay.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,108 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E.
Autumn Love Story by LovelyJB reviews
Sharpay is struck by the same illness that killed her mother. Scared and angry, she loses hope in herself to fight, but when Troy gets involved, it is only through him that she learns more about life and love than she ever did before. Troypay, RyanxOC
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 134,459 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E.
9 Months by troypazash reviews
Witness the ups and downs and the joy and heartache of pregnancy. A very detailed, month by month guide to pregnancy. Troypay of course!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sharpay E., Troy B.
In Another Mother's Hands by Lackadaisical Pajamas reviews
Which is thicker the bond between mother and child or the blood they share? Troy and Sharpay are faced with any parents worst nightmare, a case of mistaken identity,it has a way of changing life forever. Troypay, GabriellaOC, Chalor, Plz Read and Review
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,966 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
Jesus, Take the Wheel by purdyinpink11 reviews
Troy and Sharpay had begun dating in their senior year of high school. They had continued dating all through university, but in their last year of university, they broke up...continued inside xTroypayx
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,221 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E.
Chance Encounters by X0XSuiteLifeColeLuvrXoX reviews
He was a famous musician, she was a college student. Their worlds come together in life's chance encounters! Troypay Read&Review! Please
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 95,554 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
His Kingdom by skyz reviews
I wanted to write some drabbles about wedding proposals. So I'm doing it Chadpay style.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,033 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Chad D., Sharpay E.
Elsewhere by the road to damascus reviews
It’s an emotional rollercoaster, taking care of three little boys. Especially when they’re not yours, and you don’t know how long they’re staying. Troypay.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,016 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007
Twist Of Love by AK-tutti reviews
Joined fic between Stessa and AKtutti. Sharpay Evans and Gabriella Montez are in the most popular group of their time, The Sweethearts, but when a guy comes between them, they split up. What will happen, when they meet again? Starts Troyella, ends Troypay
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,422 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Our Life Together by tigerlily1598 reviews
Troy and Sharpay have been dating for a long time, but one day before Troy leaves for camp they do something that can change their lives forever. Troypay
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 46,092 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
Detecting Past Truths by CanonAntithesis reviews
Life didn't go as planned: no bball scholarship, no NBA career. 14 years later, Troy found his niche as a Private Investigator and his latest client is the world famous actress, Sharpay Evans. Penname changed from GimmeABeat to CanonAntithesis
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,167 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
Finding Our Way by troypazash reviews
Troy and Sharpay are on their way to the divorce of the year but what happens when tragedy strikes their family. Will they be able to find their way back to each other?
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,049 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Troy B., Sharpay E.
Surrender by ANoRDaE reviews
[SharpayGabriella] When Gabriella looked over her shoulder, Sharpay had a smile on her face. When Sharpay caught Gabriella's gaze, there was this undeniable heat and fire that radiated off that wasn't caused by the scorching summer sun.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,254 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sharpay E., Gabriella M.
Passionate Seduction by ready anf reviews
Illegal and risky, their relationship couldn’t be anymore wrong... or right. He was her college professor. She was his student. TroySharpay.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007
Conception Time by BabbleBaby reviews
They hadn’t tried to get pregnant before, it had just happened, and he still hadn’t quite wrapped his head around the idea that it couldn’t just happen again.' A month by month journey as naley try to concieve their second child.
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,278 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Haley J.S., Nathan S. - Complete
A Lot Like Love by Stessa reviews
Best friends for life. Through good and bad. Through happy and sad. They will always be there for each other, no matter what. Will they ever be something more? A Troypay story.
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,926 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sharpay E., Troy B. - Complete
To Speak for the Dead by CanonAntithesis reviews
Sharpay receives a strange new gift that she doesn't want. TroyPay, of course. Sharpay centric. Penname changed from GimmeABeat to CanonAntithesis
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,434 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
The Girl In Blue by the fourth drink instinct reviews
Haley James and Nathan Scott come from different worlds. What happenes when they're paired up for an assignment in English? Secrets and lies are revealed. But can Nathan make Haley believe in love? You'll just have to read to find out.
One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 105,298 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Haley J.S., Nathan S. - Complete
The Way the Wind Blows by LanaLang79 reviews
SUMMARY CHANGED. Sharpay finds out that something from her past has come back and she's devastated. Can Troy help her through this? Will she even get through this? Troypay, GabriellaxOC, and possible Ryelsi! Please R&R! Enjoy!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,500 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006
Lost & Found by Panthres reviews
A treasure, called soul, lost within an act begun to hide your pain. What happens when the two merge, and it takes the words of an enemy to open your eyes to the truth? You ask yourself, who am I? As the curtain rises, you have to decide...Troypay
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,986 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Ruined Forever In the Best Way Possible by genvessel reviews
FutureFic: Troypay. Troy is sent on assignment to Kenya and discovers that Africa often ruins people in the best way possible. Of course, Sharpay has known that for years. Complete.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,206 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Glamour Shots by Seraph Lucifia reviews
Glamour Shots follows a collection of oneshots and drabbles envolving the love affairs of Troy Bolton and Sharpay Evans, otherwise known as TROYPAY. The good, the bad, and the gory. Rated T for obvious reasons. UPDATE Chapter 7: Hate, Maybe POEM
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,711 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Baby for Sale by CanonAntithesis reviews
Uber fic Sharpay is an actress in New York. Troy is a senior at NYU. What does a scheme by a rich and powerful society couple have to do with Sharpay and Troy? Better summary inside TroyPay; Penname changed from GimmeABeat to CanonAntithesis
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,445 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
It Wasn't Love by Passionate Angel229 reviews
She had outgrown him. Learnt to live without his love. He wanted her back...' What happens when you realise you've made a mistake. One that is obviously clear to you, but to no one else? Troypay
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007
Just Like Daddy by troypazash reviews
Two little boys long to be just like their Daddy and their Mommy couldn't be happier. Just a little fluff!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
Forbidden Love by drinklotsoffluids reviews
He's a human. She's not. There was a boundary. When they broke it, she'll be taken away from him forever. Troypay. Previous penname; Bl1ssfuln3ss.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,926 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Sharpay E., Troy B.
I Can Love You Like That by Tarafina reviews
An accident forces Troy to face his first love and what broke them apart before they could even start. [Troypay]
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Circles by HeyHello reviews
He was in love with her, she didn't love him. He gave up and moved on. He came back for a full divorce, she cried. Their feelings for each other just go on in circles. Does a circle ever end? Troypay [complete]
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,814 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Unlove You by CanonAntithesis reviews
It was just supposed to be a practical joke, but something happens on the night of the Twinkle Town cast party that changes two lives forever. Complete! Please read and review. TroyPay; Penname changed from GimmeABeat to CanonAntithesis
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 184,797 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
Popular! by Noukka reviews
[Popular! You're gonna be popular!] Gabriella asks Sharpay a huge favour, and Sharpay decides to help her. A Troypay and Ryella, joined with stessa.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,829 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Consequences of Breaking Free by secretcastle reviews
He was a former jock who lost more than his career 24 years ago. She was a displaced drama queen shunned by the whole school. But their unexpected friendship may finally give her the courage to break free and allow him the closure he needs. Slight Troypay
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 114,584 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Golden Boy by Junkyxl reviews
They were pressed together now, and he could feel the shiver that went through her as he whispered in her ear, “You think you know me so well, don’t you?”
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Troy B., Sharpay E. - Complete
Lechez Mon Clito by Breakin' Dishes reviews
Paris the city of love. City of seduction too, anything can happen on an east high Drama club outing. Troypay dedicated to Stessa. Oneshot
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
No Sleep Tonight by Noukka reviews
A joined fic between Stessa and Noukka. They were both happily married, until one train ticket changed everything. A Troypay story.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,802 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Animals by Breakin' Dishes reviews
Songfic OneShot dedicated to Bl1SSFuln3ss. Troy needs something one night, that something is Sharpay Evans. Troypay
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
No Conditions by secretcastle reviews
It started with a deal after he got dumped, but could it grow into something more? As a warning to GabriellaTroy shippers, this is a Troypay fic. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, I just want to rewrite the characters so they're not so Disney perfect.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,274 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by pottergrl15 reviews
Troy has a secret...something that Gabriella doesn't know...something that no one in the school save two other people know...and it involves...Sharpay? What is the secret? Will people find out? Trailer up.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,167 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
History Repeats Itself by pottergrl15 reviews
The soul is immortal, it cannot be contained. One life spills into the next like ripples in a pond. What happens when two teens accidently unlock the door that keeps these lives separate? Troypay! Trailer now up.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,588 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Icebergs and Ice Queens by pottergrl15 reviews
As with Icebergs, there's more hiding beneath the surface...the same goes for the Ice Queen. There's more to Shapay than meets the eye. Which Troy is about to discover. My first Troypay! Finished!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,737 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Life Goes On: Keeping it Together by Lissical reviews
Sixth story in the Life Goes On series. The summary is inside. Yes, I'm writing yet another story in the series. FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Going Home by Lissical reviews
Now that Troy and Sharpay are married, what lies in store for them? FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,778 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Life Goes On: Just Like Us by Lissical reviews
Fifth story in the Life Goes On series. The summary is inside! FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,958 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Life Goes On: Raising Kids Is hard To Do by Lissical reviews
4B in the Life Goes On series. This story comes nearly right where ABMS left off. Better summary inside! FINAL CHAPTER UP!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,653 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Life Goes On: And Baby Makes Six by Lissical reviews
Third story in the Life Goes On series. It is one year later and Sharpay and Troy couldn't be happier with Larissa and Anastasia and twins Kayleigh and Zachary. But hold on...there is trouble ahead for Ryan and Gabriella. COMPLETE!
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,902 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
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Improving The Game reviews
Sometimes the only way to win, is to take one for the team, two teenagers are about to find out exactly what that means. TxS
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Troy B., Sharpay E.
Chances are reviews
Sharpay Evans becomes the assistant of businessman Troy Bolton, who loves to play games, she rejects his teasing and complimants, but the line between professional and personal soon disappears. FUTURE TROYPAY x
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Lets Get Creative reviews
Troy tries to spice up a night at home with his wife, when the kids aren't home.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Father Of The Bride: HSM STYLE reviews
Basically the film father of the bridelove the film with hsm characters... TROY X SHARPAY.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2007