Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
BACK IN THE BETAing BUSINESS
I'm no longer continuing my stories...I am very sorry, Readers.
I am, however, willing to let someone else continue them, if they'd like.
Hey! You can call me Esme, cause I'm not giving you my real name:
I'm like totally and completely in love with Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer: So...I don't post many stories, i mostly read 'em!
In the stories my friends say i am most like...Esme! So I'm the Momma!
Oh My Carlisle--Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward into a vampire! So God is Carlisle. If everyone woke up to see Carlisle we'd think he was God anyways: hehe
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that its not even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
I had links but they...I don't know, I just didnt want them here anymore, sorry.
IM TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY BABY:
What I read:
Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Paperquake, Maximum Ride, Series of Unfortunate Events, Daughters of the Moon, The Seer Series, Cirque Du Freak, House of Night Series, Vampire Academy, Vampire Diaries, Kissing Coffins, The Truth About Forever, Just Listen, Lock and Key, Wicked Lovely, and so much more.
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."-M. Monroe
"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly"
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house faster than the police do."
"You say tomato...I say fuck you."
"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."
"If I had a million dollars I would say screw the world I'm going to Disney Land!"
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
"When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?""
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."
"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back."
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
"We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!"
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
"Love is the fire of life; it either consumes or purifies." --Unknown
"It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you are not." --Denis Waitly
"It's the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter." --Marlene Dietrich
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It Goes On." --Robert Frost
"Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." -- Unknown
"Who discovered milk? What idiot decided to go up and pull on a cows utter and drink what came out?"
"I run with scissors because it makes me feel dangerous."
"Enter, Lead, Follow, Or get out of the way."
"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light." --Hellen Keller
"No one has the right to consume happiness without producing it first." --Hellen Keller
"We could never learn to be brave and patient if there was only joy." --Hellen Keller
"Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."
"Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness, has never danced in the rain."
"Get swept away by love.
"Rawr. Thats 'I Love You' in dinosour."
"Stop trying to control the uncontrollable."
"Live for the moment, because the moment is your life!"
"Bloom where you are planted."
"I am what I am; Your oppinion is not needed."
"Be who you wanna be, not who others want you to be."
"Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Boys are like purses: Cute, Full of crap, and easily replaced."
"Yesterday I dared to struggle; Today I dare to win."
"The worst part about being lied to is knowing that your not worth the truth."
"A friend can tell you the things you don't want to tell yourself."
1. Anything that can go wrong, will.
Good Morning Beautiful- Steve Holy
Awful Beautiful Life- Darryl Worley
Who I Am- Jessica Andrews
Seize The Day- Avenged Sevenfold
Love Is A Beautiful Thing- Phil Vassar
Celebrity- Brad Paisley
Change- Taylor Swift
Pocket Full of Sunshine- Natasha Bedingfield
Lose Yourself- Eminem
Famous Last Words- My Chemical Romance
Breathe- Taylor Swift