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Joined 12-27-07, id: 1454298, Profile Updated: 11-14-11
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Hey everyone!

As you probably have noticed I am not from an English-speaking country... So please forgive me for any language incorrectnes.

I was born 1992 so you can figure out how old I am. I've just finished high-school and spend the most of my time reading, sleeping or writing. I also love to go into cinema or watch movies at home with some friends. My favourite colour is teal and I adore chocolate. At school I hated stuff like maths because I just don't understand it. I love learning languages however. My mother-tongue is German and I also study English (maybe you noticed), Latin (which isn't exactly a language) and French (which I dropped now because it's bloody difficult).

Because I am a huge Harry Potter Fan I couldn't wait until the German translation was released and started reading the books in English. My friends thought that I lost my mind... But I fell in love with the English language. Weird I know... So when I discovered this FanFictionWebsite I had this stupid idea... why not post some fictions in English? For that reason you lot have to suffer from now on under the stories of an english-harrypotter-chocolate-loving maniac.
Another thing I'm a fan of is NARUTO :) both anime and manga. I love reading fanfics about it aswell!

Well of course I also like lots of other books and also animes and manga or TV-Shows, but so far those two fandoms are the only ones I've written fanficions about. It'll probably stay that way. I just love the exceptional variety of characters.
Some of the other things I like to read about but don't write about myself are: LotR, Code Geass, The Vampire Diaries etc.

Now about some of my favourite characters :
Harry Potter; Narcissa, Luna, Snape and Ginny. And of course I like Harry& Ron& Hermione :)

My favourite Naruto chararcters are: Shikamaru , Itachi Temari and Sakura. Well I also like Gaara, Neji, Naruto, Tsunade, Konan, Pein, Yamato & Kakashi. I used to like Sasuke a lot aswell, but he's in disgrace right now.

Though I myself have of course preferences in couples etc I read basically everything as long as it is well written and creative. I have no problem with crack couples or weirdness of any kind, though I prefer fanfiction that is still somehow related to the original.

If you have any questions about me, feel free to ask! And of course advice and comments concerning my stories is always welcome!

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Dose of Your Own by OurLoveIsForever reviews
She's smart. He's smarter. She's rich. He's richer. She is amused by his reactions. He loves to give her hell. Perfect match? I believe so. Astoria/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,859 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
The Not so Troublesome Woman by Midnight Memories reviews
Their relationship was forbidden, but they couldn't bring themselves to end it after all they've gone through. It took them time and patience to start, so they wouldn't put a stop just because others didn't want them together. ShikaTema -!NowWithSequel!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,442 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Like That by libraryloser reviews
Lucy meets four guys at Hogwarts and they hit it off. Who could ask for better friends than the Marauders? But she doesn't like any of them... like that. Honest! What, you don't believe her? You probably shouldn't. A Marauder/OC, but I won't spoil it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,503 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Traitor! by xbekkarocksx reviews
LilyxJames. Lily hates James until James is involved in a Quidditch accident...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Left unsaid by potionslover reviews
Rose Weasley believes there isn't a chance in the world, Scorpius Malfoy the most popular guy at Hogwarts could fall for her. But is that true? Will the lack of candidness ruin their chances of being together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,041 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Storm Clouds by Farfalle Rossa reviews
On tea, divination, Shakespeare, and a great friendship between sisters doomed to shatter almost completely. Narcissa and Andromeda gen. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Happy Christmas! by Lacklustre reviews
The Weasleys sat on the sofa, in one side of the room and Malfoy sat in an armchair in the other. Tension filled the air, so thick it would put the fog outside the window to shame. In the middle, the Christmas tree hummed unconcerned. ScorpiusRose!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Written In Blood by Jess.91 reviews
Rose Weasley never understood her cousin's friendship with Scorpius Malfoy. But could she possibly see beyond his surname and distance the boy from his blood? And could they overcome the old family rivalry? Written before the family tree, so slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,567 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
What Bravery Is by Lady Altair reviews
We cannot all be brave in the same ways: A year under the Carrows for Lavender Brown of Gryffindor, Padma Patil of Ravenclaw, Susan Bones of Hufflepuff, and Daphne Greengrass of Slytherin. Eventual FourShot. [Chapter 4, Daphne Greengrass: Fair Lady]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Susan B., Padma P. - Complete
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Cigarettes on the Astronomy Tower reviews
Three important moments out of the short life of Regulus Black. Narcissa and Regulus are friends as well as cousins. As they leave the world of harmless rule-breaking behind, one of them has to make a life changing decision. one-shot. a bit angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Regulus B., Narcissa M. - Complete
Black Christmas reviews
Sirius left his family for good at the age of sixteen. But one last Christmas with his cousins and little brother shows him he is not the only one torn and confused. Featuring Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda and Regulus. T for naughty little Blacks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Words dyed in Darkness reviews
As she dies Konan remembers how the Ame-Orphans first got caught in Madara's wicked schemes. one-shot. spoilers for the manga up to 511.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Konan, Madara U. - Complete
An Uchiha Funeral
one-shot. Mikoto Uchiha's thoughts on the war, her family and herself as she is attending Obito's funeral. It's not much, I just felt like writing it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Mikoto U. - Complete
When something ends reviews
Itachi and Shisui. Both gifted. Handsome. Admired. Both dying by the hands of someone they loved. A oneshot about Shisui's death. A bit ItaShi yaoi Rated T for death/romantic themes etc. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
My foe's foe is my friend reviews
What happens if shy Remus Lupin is dating the GIRL, most wanted guy Sirius Black most desires? What if someone else has the same aim? Time for a, I hope so, funny intrigue!RemusOCSiriusOC with a few LilyJames hints. Please read and review! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Sirius B., OC
You're beautiful reviews
oneshot Sirius Black, arrogant and goodlooking, thinks girls are just good enough for some snogging until... a bit LilyJames too, but mainly SiriusOC Just read it and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Pure BloodBlack Love reviews
Well, this is a oneshot or 3 oneshots about the 3 Black Sisters Narcissa, Andromeda and Bellatrix. This about their feelings and their decisions during their time at Hogwarts. I know bad summary... just read it and PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete