Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.
I am so obsseded with TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, AND ECLIPSE! My friends came up with my own little disorder. Apperantly I'm O.O.W.T.N.M.E.D. (over obssed with twilight new moon eclpise disorder)
I am a girl living in Milford New Hampshire, with awesomes friends, cool mom . Other then the twilight books I enjoy volleyball and singing.
Funny convos between me and my friends.
Kat is looking for cell phone in her pocket at cousins house.
"Molly, do you know where my phone is?"
"Idk, I'm not a pyshcic."
Kat turns and glares "Oh your not a pyshcic."
Group of my friends sitting in midday chorus
"Ok, this year you girls can wear skirts." teacher says
"I REFUSE TO WEAR A SKIRT!" friend kenny says
"ME TOO!" Josh (boyfriend) says.
Emma (friend) "My favorite word starts with f and ands in uck..."
Darge (emmas bf and my friend) "Emma don't."
Kat"...my favorite word is FIRETRUCK, hooray hooray hooray."
Me "OO, my cousins a firefighter."
On the bus home to volleyball
Me(looks at coach) "Hey OD?"
Coach looks cautiously at me "What Desmond?"
Me "Do you have any hair ties?"
Three other girls and i start laughing as the coach looks at his blad head.
"Yeah I keep a couple extra in my bag just incase."
Backyard of Joshes house
My friend Robby jumps up and runs into the woods screaming "I GOT TO GO!"
My friend Jillian turns to me, "The house is what tweenty feet away."
Josh shakes head when Robby yells back at us, "Hey josh?"
"What Robby?""Are there fire flies out hear?" "Proabably, why?"
"I just hit something glowing."
the same weekend as above
We're on my porch and Kat looks at me and says, "Let's prank call Robby!"
I'm like, "what do we say?"
She smiles and explains.
So we call Robby and he's like, "Hello?" cuz we star-6-7ed it
Kat's like, "Hello, this is Cassandra from the National Firefly's Association. We have reason to beleive that you, Robert Fi-" She starts laghing hysterically.
We hang up and then I call him back and He's like "Hello?" like he's really annoyed.
I'm like, "I'm sorry for my friend Cassandra, she's going through some troubles with her family at home. Sad story, you know her son-"
And he hangs up on me. "How RUDE!!"
Kat, Jillian, Becka, Tori and Me are in kats basement
Jill "Molly give me Josh's number."
I looked at her sceptical as i made my way through the piles of non dressed barbies to sit next to her. "Why?"
Jill smiles evilly "Just do it." After a huge arguement and me landing on my butt, Jill got the number. She shut us up and then she presses the speaker button. Josh picks up, "Hello?"
"Hi, this is Cassandra from Saint Josephs Hospital. Our patient, Rebecca Gibson, would like to know if you would be the god-father of her unborn mutated child. Even though there is a one out of three chance that you are the father-" josh hangs up. Becka (rebecca g) and i start rolling on the ground laughing. Kat and Tori are basically to tears as jillian goes into a pissy mood and calls him back. The phone goes straight to voicemail. So the message she left was great.
"That is not nice to hang up on people Mr. Clemens. Your number two mister, like the poop." She hangs up angerly and then i call Josh back.
"Josh, you really should talk to Becka, here." then i gave the phone to Becka
"Josh, I'm so scared, you have to help me. I DONT KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO!" She sounded so good to, like she was scared.
"Ok, I'll go tell your parents, make it easier for you." "NO DON'T IT'S A JOKE, WE'RE KIDDING!!"
We were at my cousins house on Easter, and my cousin, Ian and Aunt Lyne were pranking peoepl with Ian's fart machine
"Lyne what is wrong with you?" My other aunt, Betty asked.
"It's the mexican I had last night." We all roared with laughter. So then Ian and Lyne walk up right next to my dad and my cousin presses the button. My dad jumps in the air
"Oh excuse me. When you get to my age, I guess they slip out." HE said. At that point my brother and I were rolling on the ground laughing.
At Kat's cousins party, playing never have I ever, 10 fingers
"Um... I've never done it with a puppy" Rachel said.
"Oh what the hell!?" Tyler puts down a finger (meaning he has done it)
"Ok, I've never done a baby." Cameron said.
"Oh come on!" Tyler looses yet another finger.
At yet another bonefire at Joshes house.
"Lets sing some beatles songs." Robby says, taking out his phone.
Becka, Jillian and Me start to sing, "This was never I planned, Not my intention. I got to brave drinking in, lost my discreation..."
All of the sudden on the chorus darge joins us. "I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT, THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK-"
Josh stares, "What happens when you get to the boyfriend part?" He asks. "Oh yeah."
At the playground with the same group of kids from bonefire
Becka, Jill, and Me were on the swings laughing and joking as we watched Robby and Josh play on the slide.
"Hey guys look!" Darge called to the other two boys. Of course the three grils had to see what was going on. Darge stood about 15 feet away from the huge tire swing. After a second he ran and jumped, trying to make it through the chains and land perfectly on the swing. Well lets say the plan was a failure. Darge flew through the chains and right past the swing and landed smake dab on the ground on the other side of the swing. Everyone, including my mom, saw this and double overed laughing.
At an away co-ed (boys and girls) volleyball game
The two coaches of teh two seperet teams for our school sat in the two seats to my right, next to me was my freind Anna. The other Milford team was playing and everone was taught that when you start the game you are suppose to run along the side of the net on your side and shake hands. Well my friend Travis obviously missed this. The referee blew the whistle and the team went along the net. Travis was the first in line and he went straight under teh net and started around the teams side. Everyone was dying of laughter. My coach turns to me, "Who the hell put him up front?"
Kat, Jill and ME are the mvies watching THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS
There was this really sad part, I think with Tibby. I look over and Jill is crying. I tap Kat and point to her.
"Omg She is crying!" She screams , everyone in the thearter turns to look. Poor jill.
In Social Studies class (btw, this class only has three girls in it so it gets interesting)
"Ok guys, the warm up for today is to write down something that you once beleived in but then somethign changed your mind." Mr. B says.
Everyone was puzzled. Darge turns to me, "I'm going to put down Santa." "No Santa clauses, easter bunnies, tooth fairies, ect." Mr. B said.
Darge looks at this guy Steve, "What did you come up with?" "I used to believe in Sasquatch then I realized Molly liked to take middnight walks."
My friends, Bekkah, Bre, Kat, and myself are sitting in the car on the way to see twilight:
Me: Omg, look ther's a silver car
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