Author has written 6 stories for Chobits, Labyrinth, Princess Tutu, and Harry Potter.
Hello random person reading this.
Enjoy the randomness that is me.
OK. I'm gonna need a hammer, a chisel... maybe a couple of rocket launchers. But this pickle jar WILL come open!
High School is just an elaborate plot by vampires to obtain the blood of teenagers through periodic blood-drives.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect, so therefore I am perfect!
"What? Five minutes to live, you want me to behave? ...Oh, that's gorgeous."
"That's a poodle."
"What's this one's name? …Well, it's not wanda anyhow. I think I'm going to call her 'Lunch'. Hello, Lunch! ...Ew! Avoid the green ones, they're not ripe yet."
- A Fish Called Wanda: A tale of murder, lust, greed, revenge and seafood.