I LOST MY MUSE, IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO ME PREFERABLY ALIVE.

I was born on the day of Axel
In the month of Xemnas
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Lexaus
And I'm Zexion + Axel years old.
My favorite number is Roxas+Axel
But my lucky number is Luxord+Roxas+Demyx
If you get it, put your own on your profile

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Xigbar

2- Vexen

3- Zexion

4- Axel

5- Luxord

6- Larxene

7- Roxas

8- Marluxia

9- Demyx

10- Saix

11- Lexaus

12- Xaldin

13- Xemnas

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

They are both accused emo boys, so it would be angst-tastic.

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Smut. Creepy, creepy, smut.

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

NEVER! Demyx is Zexion's!

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Xemnas: As long as they don't interfere with Kingdom Hearts.

Xaldin: -blinks-

Vexen: And people call me gross...

Zexion: -to Vexen- Number IV, you are gross, but Number II and Number V? Ew.

Saix: What in the name of the moon!?

Axel: -Covers Roxas's eyes-

Demyx: Zexion! Hide me -crouches behind Zexion, who sweat-drops-

Luxord: Xiggy? Nooo!!

Marluxia: What the F!?

Larxene: -to Marluxia- You said it.

Roxas: -doesn't see anything because Axel is covering his eyes-

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Marluxia/Xemnas or Luxord/Larxene? Definitely LuxLarx.

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Sometimes sideburns are sexy. This is not one of those times.

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Zexion is too busy making out with Demyx to give a shit.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Experi Mental

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

NO! Thank God.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

No way in hell.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

-snickers- Even in Het. I can't see Demyx on top, at all.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

If they had big enough beer goggles, anything is possible.

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

They managed to break the silence and overcome the height difference, but can Lexaus and Zexion survive the married nonlife?

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

It would be the most hideous creature on the planet.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Warning: Ceiling sex, vine reap, yaoi, hallucinogenic use.

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

"Hope these -hic- blokes -hic- stay together -hic- fore- HOLY SHIT XALDIN'S ON FIRE!!

-Name twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order-

1) Seamus

2) Dean

3) Draco

4) Sirius

5) Remus

6) Theodore

7) Harry

8) Hermione

9) Ron

10) Luna

11) Ginny

12) Fleur

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

-blinks- no, but I bet there is one out there.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Draco is a total stud-muffin.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

There would be mass homicide. And questions on how the #! Seamus got pregnant.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

... no.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Seamus would kill Harry. You can't mess with and Irish temper.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Both of them are equally squick-y. How about we all just be good people and not (# our godson's friends.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

He would wonder what the hell happened to Malfoy.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Dean was just relaxing by the lake when he spotted someone who looked down on his luck and decided to try and cheer him up.

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Knowing the Harry Potter fandom, yes, yes there is.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Ta Gra Agam Duit" (It means I love you in Gaelic)

11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Draco finds Ginny crying and finds out she's pregnant, which makes him remember his mother. A relationship ensues?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Bandit might.

13) If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

I have no clue.

14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Yaoi, swearing, underage drinking.

15) What pick-up line might eight use on five?

I heard you like younger women. How about we go to your room and study anatomy.

16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Meh, I'll post it later.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He would close the door and walk away.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Sirius and Seamus get smashed.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Yeah, probably.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

No. I'd write 4/5 not 2/4/5.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Oh Kumquats!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

An hour ago.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Bondage ;)

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

No, not even drunk would that happen.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Draco.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"Seamus and Ron are in a happy relationship until Ron suddenly runs off with Sirius. Seamus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ginny and a brief unhappy affair with Fleur, then follows the wise advice of Remus and finds true love with Dean."

"Wisdom of the Werewolf"

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Betrayed.

More fics coming soon.