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I LOST MY MUSE, IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO ME PREFERABLY ALIVE.

I was born on the day of Axel
In the month of Xemnas
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Lexaus
And I'm Zexion + Axel years old.
My favorite number is Roxas+Axel
But my lucky number is Luxord+Roxas+Demyx
If you get it, put your own on your profile


-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Xigbar

2- Vexen

3- Zexion

4- Axel

5- Luxord

6- Larxene

7- Roxas

8- Marluxia

9- Demyx

10- Saix

11- Lexaus

12- Xaldin

13- Xemnas

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

They are both accused emo boys, so it would be angst-tastic.

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Smut. Creepy, creepy, smut.

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

NEVER! Demyx is Zexion's!

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Xemnas: As long as they don't interfere with Kingdom Hearts.

Xaldin: -blinks-

Vexen: And people call me gross...

Zexion: -to Vexen- Number IV, you are gross, but Number II and Number V? Ew.

Saix: What in the name of the moon!?

Axel: -Covers Roxas's eyes-

Demyx: Zexion! Hide me -crouches behind Zexion, who sweat-drops-

Luxord: Xiggy? Nooo!!

Marluxia: What the F!&#?

Larxene: -to Marluxia- You said it.

Roxas: -doesn't see anything because Axel is covering his eyes-

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Marluxia/Xemnas or Luxord/Larxene? Definitely LuxLarx.

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Sometimes sideburns are sexy. This is not one of those times.

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Zexion is too busy making out with Demyx to give a shit.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Experi Mental

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

NO! Thank God.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

No way in hell.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

-snickers- Even in Het. I can't see Demyx on top, at all.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

If they had big enough beer goggles, anything is possible.

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

They managed to break the silence and overcome the height difference, but can Lexaus and Zexion survive the married nonlife?

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

It would be the most hideous creature on the planet.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Warning: Ceiling sex, vine reap, yaoi, hallucinogenic use.

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

"Hope these -hic- blokes -hic- stay together -hic- fore- HOLY SHIT XALDIN'S ON FIRE!!


-Name twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order-

1) Seamus

2) Dean

3) Draco

4) Sirius

5) Remus

6) Theodore

7) Harry

8) Hermione

9) Ron

10) Luna

11) Ginny

12) Fleur

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

-blinks- no, but I bet there is one out there.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Draco is a total stud-muffin.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

There would be mass homicide. And questions on how the #! Seamus got pregnant.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

... no.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Seamus would kill Harry. You can't mess with and Irish temper.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Both of them are equally squick-y. How about we all just be good people and not (# our godson's friends.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

He would wonder what the hell happened to Malfoy.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Dean was just relaxing by the lake when he spotted someone who looked down on his luck and decided to try and cheer him up.

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Knowing the Harry Potter fandom, yes, yes there is.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Ta Gra Agam Duit" (It means I love you in Gaelic)

11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Draco finds Ginny crying and finds out she's pregnant, which makes him remember his mother. A relationship ensues?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Bandit might.

13) If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

I have no clue.

14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Yaoi, swearing, underage drinking.

15) What pick-up line might eight use on five?

I heard you like younger women. How about we go to your room and study anatomy.

16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Meh, I'll post it later.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He would close the door and walk away.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Sirius and Seamus get smashed.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Yeah, probably.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

No. I'd write 4/5 not 2/4/5.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Oh Kumquats!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

An hour ago.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Bondage ;)

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

No, not even drunk would that happen.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Draco.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"Seamus and Ron are in a happy relationship until Ron suddenly runs off with Sirius. Seamus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ginny and a brief unhappy affair with Fleur, then follows the wise advice of Remus and finds true love with Dean."

"Wisdom of the Werewolf"

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Betrayed.

More fics coming soon.

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Matt Discovers Fanfiction by angelcorrupted reviews
Matt, bored from the easiness of Mello's hacking requests, goes on the Internet and stumbles upon a thing called fanfiction. Parodies many fanfictions and cosplayers.. Rated T to be safe, that may change. One sided MxM, mentions of MxN&LxL. ON HIATUS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Matt, Mello
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 3558 - Favs: 4,187 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Radio by Eloquent Catastrophe reviews
High school AU: Mello is the outgoing new kid...who wears leather. And still has a mystery gender to half the school. And Matt...Matt is most certainly not gay. Or bisexual, or anything! Right? Progressive MxM.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Matt, Mello
The Marauders Monday Magazine by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
Messrs Moony, Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs present the Marauders Monday Magazine: A Guide to Life at Hogwarts. Results may vary. Chapter 15 Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,417 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
What I Would do for Love by RitaBoBita reviews
Sequel to Remus's new pants. Picks up where other left off. slash. don't like don't read. RLSB with JPLE on the side. James needs help, Peter makes some new friends, and Remus and Sirius's love is being tested.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,845 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Turning Point by moodychan reviews
The long awaited UPDATES is here! From here on, the story will be focusing on the gakuensai.
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,779 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Toru K., Yujiro S.
Love Thy Enemy by midnite-shadows reviews
Finny and Gene share a hot night together in the locker room. WARNING: implied slash. Contains all one liners from the book compiled into a poem. Disclaimer, I do not own any of this
A Separate Peace - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
Fantasies and Rationales by The Marauder Named Prongs reviews
Sirius writes a nasty note for no one's eyes but his own. Eventually, Remus finds it. This is the scene that ensues, aided by Sirius' dark commentary. RLSB DARKFIC. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
When Accidents Happen by BrazillianFirecracker reviews
When Harry loses his memory in a quidditch match, he finds himself thinking that he and Malfoy are dating. Forced to go along with it Draco finds himself slowly falling in love with The Boy Who Lived. But how long can Harry's amnesia last? HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,496 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Eyebrows? by 32NightLights reviews
Chibi!America has many questions, and big brother England will have to answer them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Light's amusement park accidents by Loves-Chihuahuas reviews
L, Light, and Misa go to an amusement park. Some one pees their pants. Hilarity ensues. No slash, rated T for vomit and urine. R&R! Muhahahah!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I ate Peter by BlackElectric reviews
One-shot. 'When the slut-girl got to his table Severus was sitting in the shadows in a mysterious fashion. "Welcome" he whispered. "I...I can't see you" she stammered. "Sorry." Snape turned the frilly lamp on next to him.' Not to be taken siriously!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The white buttondown shirt by Crazy4Moony reviews
Meet the white button-down shirt. It's done a lot in its life, going wherever Sirius and Remus go. You'll love it--because if there's been a moment involving Sirius and Remus and halfnakedness, the shirt was there. And it's more than willing to share. SR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Captain's Log by whitetyger123 reviews
I am the Captain of the pirate ship Victory. We have taken over this ship. And you?" "I am Alfred, official stow-away of this ship. So I guess this means I'm your problem now." A story about pirate!England who meets pickpocket!Alfred. Yaoi, boy on boy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - England/Britain, America
Breathing by modernboys reviews
Quick vignette about all the traits Seamus doesn't have and that all important one that he does. Seamus/Dean. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
So much for That by Souvenir reviews
Despite disagreeing with his family's religion things are looking up for Roxas, a boy who loves to watch people's expressions. Then he meets Axel, a wiccan whose expression he can't manage to read. After that things pretty much go to hell.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,040 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Razorblade Shine by webofdreams89 reviews
After Zexion's brother dies, Demyx is what little consolation he has left. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,475 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Institutionalized by Fullsteel reviews
Ever since Roxas was put into that institution he dedicated his life to drive as many psychologist as possible mad. But when a new psychologist arrives Roxas realize that he might get problems cracking him since the guy has the same manipulative nature.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,338 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Perverted Minds by Karma's Slave reviews
Word play has never been this dangerous or funny. rated t for langauge. please review, i would like to know what u think.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Welcome Home by Elithay reviews
Post DH. This sort of follows what happens when Remus dies and re-unites with the others. Slightly corny at times but still good. Edited 7/20/11 SiriusxRemus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,445 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Domino Effect by LadyNightRunner reviews
Prequel to A Little Bug. In which Cloud learns that children are quite good at passing things along, and Reno learns that being a pest is hazardous to his health. Warning: stomach flu, fluff, and Marlene ahead.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Akatsuki High by allen.seizmik reviews
Ah, the wonders of senior year in high school! Parties, beer, getting arrested...Deidara is just a normal teenager attending a normal high school, except for the fact that he's suicidal and his dad's a violent alcoholic. SasoxDei PeinxKonan HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,942 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cold And Broken by Squiggy123 reviews
He’s beautiful when he sleeps. All rosy cheeks and parted lips…he’s even more beautiful during his post-coital nap, like now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Post Parties and Late Night Sketches by Shaddy-pink reviews
Dean and Seamus drabble. Set during HBP. In which Dean lets his drawings do the talking, and Seamus is sympathetic...ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Eternal Snow by xxEden'sRejectsxx reviews
When winter comes, Theodore Nott watches the snow. Theodore NottxDraco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Theodore N., Draco M. - Complete
One Long Summer by LPI3 reviews
With nowhere else to go, and alone in the world, Draco must spend the summer at the Dursley's house, against his and Harry's will. *NOW COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shaving Cream by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Deidara, Sasori partnership drabbles that are sorta like oneshots. NOT YOAI! Well maybe, depends on how you look at it. Very little swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mistletoe by webofdreams89 reviews
Axel just wasn't going about it in the right way. An Akuroku Christmas Story.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Memos from the Broom Closet by TheEmoMoonpie reviews
Remus ans Sirius lock themselves in a broom closet to devise a most devious prank. That is, until James arrives... INCLUDES TWO V V V IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Not Yet by SoulSpirtHeart reviews
I have to face it, I love him. But can I tell him? Please let him love me back... Yujiro's pov. YujiTooru.
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Yujiro S., Toru K. - Complete
Game Over by Midnight Soliloquy reviews
Mello tapped his chest over his heart. “This isn’t to play with, Matt, like your DS or PSP. This is for real."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Mello, Matt
when is Kakashi not Kakashi? by ReixGaara reviews
Team 7 notices that Kakashi-sensei has been acting strangely. The only possible explanation is that It's not Kakashi! Kakairu, fluff, minor lime,
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Zen and the Art of Nintendo by Sherrri reviews
Matt has a lot of faith in the power of video games to get him what he wants. If only he had a bigger TV to play them on, Mello would definitely be his. Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Mystery of the Diary by AnimeMandi22 reviews
Draco looses his diary. Who could have taken it? Harry gets a mysterious little book from Myrtle. Could it be Draco’s diary or is it something else entirely? SLASH-DMHP-DRACO/HARRY. DON'T LIKE PLEASE DON'T READ. Complete Rating for last chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,176 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just to have a piece of you always with me by Crazy4Moony reviews
Matt and Mello get into an accident, and Mello's in a coma. Matt is fine, but seems to be vomiting a lot and Near insists he gets someone to check it. So L checks to see what's wrong. Boy, will Mello be in for a surprise when he wakes up! MattMello. Mpreg
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,116 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Matt, Mello
There’s a hotelroom with me and you on the walls by Crazy4Moony reviews
One-shots set in a hotelroom, second: you can not believe how much trouble a blonde has to go through to get to his lover! When said lover decides to be a total prick, what's Mello supposed to do? Strip, perhaps? That will show the bastard! Or will it?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Mello, L
McNote by whitetyger123 reviews
Our geniuses get jobs at McDonalds! McDonalds is never the same! Please R&R
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Why don't you tell me what you really think? by A.Pseudonym reviews
Matsuda tells L what he thinks of him... Short one-shot just for fun.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
A Little Suprise by catharticdeficit reviews
It’s not everyday when a kid comes up to you and calls you Mommy, especially when you‘re Suoh Tamaki. More so when said kid calls Ootori Kyoya as his Daddy. KyoTama shonen-ai. For dark mirth.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
You tend to by flamablechoklit reviews
A little Mello drabbleyness as a result of ansomnia. Mentions of MxM, nothing graphic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Will you turn off that DS? by Peaches and Sweet Cream reviews
Matt is playing his video games, but Mello is in the mood for something else.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
I'm FINE! by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
Sirius is perfectly fine.So he can't stop coughing.Remus has no idea what he's talking about.James is fine as long as Sirius is okay for Quidditch.And Lily she'll get over it.Eventually.AndI'm sure they'll remember to get the Slytherins down at some point
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,204 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Arm Warmers by r3tro Roxel reviews
Matt x Mello - Warning: Contains swearing Matt's favorite shirt goes missing. Could his blond roommate be the culprit?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Marauder's Map: A collection of memories by Trinity Black reviews
A collection of short ficlets showing what memories the Marauders have for various locations in and around Hogwarts - MWPP, will contain SB/RL and JP/LE in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
HP Uncovered Collections by Falling.Twilight reviews
Random Oneshots of things you'd have loved to see in HP... but you didn't. Here I bring to you all those moments that are missing in the HP books, and which you can request. Enjoy! Chapter 11 UP!: The Hidden Side Of The First Story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,393 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
Because of a Prank by whitetyger123 reviews
Mello pulls the last prank. Roger can't take it anymore, so he gives Mello a roommate. Mostly Mello's POV. MattxMello fic. Please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,310 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Cruisin' USA by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi
Fries With That? by joudama reviews
Drive-thrus are hell, yo. Written for areyougame on insanejournal. Prompt, the Turks, Shinra does McDonalds.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Egoist oOo English Version by Moku reviews
[Latest Chapter:] Draco has to drink Veritaserum because of a lost bet. Now, how will he make it through the day? HPDMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,059 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Birds and the Bees by Anglerfish reviews
Kyoya, where do babies come from?" TamakixKyoya fluff. Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
What's in the fridge? by FearfulCaptainBiffElderberry reviews
Zexion and Demyx break into the teacher's lounge to explore, break a few things and make out. In that order. Zemyx. Lime. Foul language. AU. Written from a 20 minute prompt.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Truth or Dare Misa san? by JeZZa-8-D reviews
L, Light and Misa sit down in a circle one night Playing Truth or Dare…..Just what could possibly go wrong?. ONESHOT.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Monosyllable by FlitShadowflame reviews
Mori talks almost completely in monosyllables unless you ask the right question. Hani tries to find that question. Implied yaoi. Fic is written in dialogue only, something of a writing exercise. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Craft Day by crazy-says-I reviews
It's Craft Day in Iruka-sensei's class, and love, chaos, and mayhem are in the air. Come and read a story of romance, sillyness, and most importantly fluff! Rated G and the pairings are Sasunaru, KakaIru, SakuLee, and NejiTen. Please enjoy
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Sounds Like Fun by Your.Personal.Nytemair reviews
Welcome to Wammy Institute for the mental and mentally acclaimed. Look inside for a better summary. Much OCs, yaoi, heterosexual lovin', lemon, language, violence, etc.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Mello, Matt
Harry Potter and the Host Club by MontyQuiz reviews
HP/OHSHC crossover. Read even if you don't know what Ouran is! It's explained! Just for fun! If you're into parody, or off-the-wall fics, you'll like this. Not a lot of plot, but a whole lot of laughs! The Host Club at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
Round as Potter's Glasses by Forsaken Elf reviews
Draco mulls over his father's reaction to him coming out, and Harry eavesdrops. Their love escalates from there, as does the danger of them being together. Slash DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
There's a Slytherin your bed! by Crazy4Moony reviews
Sirius needs to wake up James for Quidditch practice, but finds something he didn't expect. And then his own lovely boyfriend Remus needs to point out that Sirius made a horrible mistake—not to mention that he was aware, of his unawareness. SB/RL, JP/LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Drinking Game by freudian fuckup reviews
Remus is drunk. Very drunk. And Sirius is a git who does not know when to let a thing go. Fluff, drunk Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Old Friends by Maths Is Immortal reviews
It’s Sirius’ first Order meeting since he’s escaped from Azkaban and he’s bored. He resorts to his old solution of writing notes to Remus using a spell that they perfected at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Black Guardian Angel by Crazy4Moony reviews
Matt and Mello have a day off and spend it in the park. But then some bullies decide to be total pricks and harass Matt. Oh oh. Not a good idea when his superboyfriend Mello is around. Just fluff, actually. Rating T because Mello kicks ass. MelloMatt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Colour of Her Eyes by Darren's Wings reviews
“He made you hurt, broke your heart. Then he watched your baby die in his arms, and you never saw the colour of her eyes.” LilyxLorcan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snowflakes by Darren's Wings reviews
RoseScorpius oneshot. -You'll never stop wanting, stop loving someone you can't have. Someone who doesn't love you the same way. You are a Weasley; his name is Malfoy. There is no accord between your families. Not even for the sake of happiness.- PleaseR&
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
My ModeratelySized Anorexic American Wedding by ObsessiveOtakuChick reviews
Kyouya and Tamaki have it all, but will Kyouya's arranged Marriage ruin all of that? Xover with Archie Comics! Humor, TamaKyou
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Snugglies by indescribablyBee reviews
The Perils of Taking The Smoopsie... Rated for language. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Unexpected by Update reviews
Rowena walks in on two of her fellow founders kissing, and both she and Godric are extremely embarrassed. I can only say that a plot-bunny mugged me in an alley yesterday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Rowena R., Godric G. - Complete
Is it Wrong? by MinervaEvenstar reviews
I'm sexy. And brilliant. I understand it all...except this. I love being near him, but however close I am isn't enough. I've never felt this way, though HE is different, so it makes sense I feel different about him. 'James, is it wrong that I want Moony'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Opposite Sex Day by Minako Mikoto reviews
Harry, Draco, Snape and some skimpy clothing? Wait, what? Oh dear, what did I write this time? Rated to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Muggle Contraptions by l.sherbet reviews
When Harry shows Ginny, Hermione, Ron, and Malfoy a muggle contraption, confusion ensues. How much trouble could a fanfic cause, anyway? WARNING: Slash, HP/DM. Implied HG/RW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sick Day's by mangoxlove reviews
Harry is sick. Draco wants to play.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Corridor Catastrophe by UnlovelyMarauders reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on their way back to Gryffindor Tower when they encounter Draco Malfoy doing or not doing something odd. Attmept at humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Regrets Make The Heart Grow Fonder by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Oh dear god! You have fallen for the delightfully charming Mr Snape.' Sirius says yes to a girl and Remus gets roped in as usual RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Aftermath of Entertaining Sirius by GryffindorPrincess0894 reviews
So Sirius is bored and annoys Remus into entertaining him, but after a few interruptances things happen to change Sirius and Remus forever. SiriusRemus, a little bit of fluff and humor, all dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Of Mangos and Razorburns by Moonchild10 reviews
One-shot. "They make you shave your legs!" Mikoto told him adamantly, "Don't you have any pride as a man?"
Princess Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Toru K., Yujiro S. - Complete
He She Me by ChibiMushroom reviews
Remus is faced with an... extreme problem. DON'T LET THE NAME FOOL YOU! THIS IS TOTAL AND UTTER SIRIUS/REMUS SLASH! Doesn't rock your boat? Don't read. Fluffy! Please review! COMPLETE A little Peter/OC and Lily/James thrown in
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Neither Do Storks or Cabbage Patches by Kneazlekit reviews
Possibly the weirdest question Seamus had ever fielded "Are you my mum?" And all he could think was that he was going to kill Dean when that boy got home. Dean/Luna. maybe Dean/Seamus. Part of the Turquoise-'verse. Part of the Daughter of Mine series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
The Deamus Chronicles by writerdude3000 reviews
A collection of little DEAMUS fics that I dream up. Each one different from the previous. Some short, some long. Some happy, some sad. Some prim, some wild. Each and every one entertaining and cute! Because, really, everyone needs a bit of DEAMUS! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,009 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Order of the Perverts: Fifth Movie Dinner Scene by OtherWeasleyTwins reviews
Dinner at the House of Black becomes a little awkward. This is how it really happened. Slash warning. Implied Lupin/Sirius plus a surprise couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
To you, sweet Somnus, I pray by Belladonna Lee reviews
HPDM Slash. Like a ghost the insomniac Harry haunts the school corridors every night, but his feet always lead him to a certain sleep ridden boy with moonlit complexion and quicksilver tongue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,635 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What A Fine Mess We've Made by Shatter Brained reviews
During his fifth year at Hogwarts, Remus finds himself falling head over heels for one of his oldest and dearest friends. He finds out that the feeling is quite mutual, and the two must face the predjudices and hardships of their teenage years together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,907 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
He tries so hard by Hepzheba reviews
Seamus tries so hard sometimes. Onesided Deamus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Marauder Banter by Kneazlekit reviews
Remus tries to get a decent photo of all the Marauders, during Seventh Year, randomness ensues. Purely Dialogue. Any slash is unintentional. Marauder-Era. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Winning Remus over by CrazyRV reviews
Sirius it trying to win Remus over, but Remus remains clueless. But is Remus really as clueless as he seems. Pairing: SBRL WARNING this is SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Courage to Love by ProtegoNox reviews
Remus encounters the strangest things, but in the end, he's the one to remind Sirius it takes courage to love. .:RLSB:.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Mikkorz reviews
Matt, Mello and Near get bored. They play truth or dare, funny results follow. Rated T for language and some scenes
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Closeted by Slightly Lily reviews
Basically, the first RemusXSirius fanfiction I ever wrote. It's just a little oneshot, but it's not the size that matters. It's how you use it. It's so short that describing it here would give away the story, so...ENJOY AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Following Morning by LovelessOtaku reviews
Ritsuka faces his first day at school without his ears meanwhile Soubi is confronted by Kio. Contains yaoi, lemon SoubixRitsuka.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
The Marauder's secret code by jillybear reviews
The marauders make up a secret code to discuss personal matters around others, that and for their own amusement. Can lily crack the code? LJ T for sexual references. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Everyone's favorite factually inaccurate, Cliffs Notes type parody series is back... this time with Harry Potter! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Truth, Some Lies, and a Pair of Pants by greenikat89 reviews
Oneshot, MWPP: The school is under the great misconception that Sirius is currently shagging the pants off of Remus. Remus goes to find Sirius to correct the rumor... and possibly get back his pants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Platform i by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Quotation Part I by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][Part 1 out of 2][MWPP Era] Sirius is charming fortune cookies for Remus, but Remus doesn't believe in fate, let alone little words of nonsense coming out of baked goods. “Fortune cookies are dooming my life,” Remus said firmly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pillowtalk by We Are The Revolution reviews
[REPOST] This must be a first. Sirius Black, envy on the school, is talking to me after sex. That’s certainly going on the wall in the Fourth Floor lavatory. [Slash, RLSB, rated for language and implied sexual situations]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Cruel And Unusual Torture by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. 'Have you actually looked at this list, Prongs' Sirius asked, grabbing a crumpled ball of paper from beside his elbow and chucking it at the other boys’ head. 'We have to run and shoot and dance, for Merlin’s sake'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Plan,,,Damn, I've run out of letters! by RKQS12 reviews
Ritsuka wants to loses his ears. He starts to make up plans labeling them A, B, C, etc. Each time Soubi manages to resist the temptation. Will Ritsuka even have enough letters of the alphabet for plans? How many plans till Ritsuka loses his ears?
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
The Mad Flasher of Muggle London by Marauder reviews
Sirius x Remus. When Sirius and James hear that Remus has run afoul of the Muggle police, theories are running wild and the truth is music to Sirius's ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
My Father by Wuff reviews
SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS! It's Christmas and Teddy feels lonely. Maybe his godfather can help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ineffability of Sirius Black by imagines writes reviews
”Sirius, I think my mirror is in love with me.” [Remus x mirror, Remus x Sirius, and seventh year confessions.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Pranks and Homophobia by Allons-y Rosie reviews
RLSB slash! Peter adores Remus and Sirius. But he's homophobic. What happens when they play a prank on him pretending to be gay? Will it evolve into true love? Find out! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Tales from the Third Music Room by sciathan file reviews
A collection of drabbles and shorter one shots chronicling the lives and random antics of the zany inhabitants of the Third Music Room. Multiple pairings and genres.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,084 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006
Pillow Thieving Nutbar by Weeble Wobble Chic reviews
short,sweet,weird lil oneshotdrabble inspired while half asleep.SiriusRemus fluff.ENJOYmore drabbles might come if you R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Breaking Of Dawn by checkerbloom reviews
Lily realises what Sirius and Remus are to each other. SiriusRemus LilyJames SLASH! Been done before but I wanted to do it too so meh! Sickly sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Nothing But Blue Skies and closets by Your Destructive Fever reviews
RLSB fluffy type ramble. Sirius and Remus have a little talk in the closet to come out of the closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Message Said by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Sirius accidentally sends a message meant for James, to Remus. The problem? It holds a confession of Sirius' slightly-less-than-platonic feelings for Remus. Now, he is on a mission to retrieve the message before Remus reads it. :SLASH: RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Repent! by Summerlea reviews
beware Axel and the Holy Bible [oneshot][crack!fic]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Axel - Complete
Can't Waste Cake by Rumace reviews
Mori thinks Hunny has had too much cake. What happens when the cakes gets flattened? What will Hunny do? A little cute shonen ai. HunnyxMori, MistkunixTakashi whatever you'd like to call it. Finger molestation! xD R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Colossal Comedy of Clichés by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Parody of several SiriusRemus clichés in the world of fan fiction. I include some JamesLily too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Among Broomsticks and Dogs by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: slash][RLSB][MWPP era][ONESHOT] After Gryffindor seals a rainy and windy victory of the Quidditch cup, Sirius and Remus get trapped in a broomshed soaking wet. Originally called 'The Broom Shed'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Iruka's Hair by tamoranarutoholic reviews
Iruka's hair is marvelous hair despite what many might think. And our favorite perverted sensei has figured this out. Massive Fluff Content KakaIru YAOI DONT LIKE? DONT CLICK DONT COMPLAIN! Rating is for one language issue
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
It’s a Wonderfully Splendid Magnificent Life by sciathan file reviews
[Oneshot, Gen, Full title inside] Events occur that cause Tamaki to reevaluate his decision to come to Japan...however, intervention becomes necessary to show him just how much his absence will effect everyone he knows.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Christmas Dinner by Kitty Kat-chan reviews
Xemnas forces the other members of Orgainization XIII to celebrate his favorite holiday: Christmas. This includes making Christmas Dinner... And basically, all hell breaks loose. Prepare for much insanity. Pairings are: Zemyx, Soriku, LeonCloud, AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,616 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
An Interesting Theory by TamTikitigo reviews
What does Seamus Finnigan do as a result of angst? SeamusDean slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
You want some juice? by SerenityPhantom reviews
The pups have a little fun at a carnival. Inspired by the local fair with my best friend. I own ntohing. le sigh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Night To Remember by watching-waiting-wishing reviews
A wedding proposal gone wrong, an out of control celebratory party, a game of truth or dare and a good bottle of Ogden's Best. All in all business as usual at Hogwarts. The events of one night that will forever be remembered! Pairings:LEJP[oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/4/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Clothes Off! by SerenityPhantom reviews
See, here’s the thing…‘I Never Strip Poker Go Fish Spin The Bottle’ may lead to discovering one werewolves very... interesting habits.Rated for Slutty!Remus and Sex!Talk. pointless. was high on sugar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Why Don't You Have a Girlfriend? by Yumi-San1688 reviews
A silly cliche lil' story about Sirius and Remus addmitting their feelings for each other. XD Very cheesy. I hope someone out there likes it! cry Rated T for sexuality..I think..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Crucial by Navy RavenLacra reviews
Draco's father should know better than to disturb them in bed! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Looking by Amadea reviews
There are several things Theodore Nott can't have, but there's only one he really wants. MalfoyNott.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
An Interview With 3 of 4 Maurauders by xSweaterGirlx reviews
A really terrible 'interview' in which we quiz Sirius and Remus on how it feels to be part of such a big Ship. James is there too. [minor SLASH] As of 24th March 2007, I have finally edited the typo in the title of this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Professor to the rescue by YonderB reviews
McGonagall and Harry enter Grimmauld place to find Remus Lupin and Sirius Black bombed out of their sculls. Who will save the poor innocent little Mr Potter? Slight swearing and other stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ten Things That I Love About You by green-mermaid reviews
[ONESHOTS] Remus woke up in the morning and found something under his pillow... a unique way Sirius confess his love to Remus. RLSB slash don't read if you don't like, okay?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sheer Madness of the Marauder Sort by exiled mind reviews
A birthday present gone awry leads, finally, to a declaration.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How to Lose Your Ears in Ten Days by YaoiKitten reviews
Ritsuka and Soubi has been together for years, but their relationship still hasn't gone in 'that' direction. If anything, Soubi seems more distant now than when Ritsuka was twelve...
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Simply Charmed Boxers by metro.max reviews
After finding Sirius with his boxers, Remus learns a lesson about leaving any of his possessions with the school's top pranksters. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Game by amor-remanet reviews
At the November Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Slytherin, Sirius decides to display his love…and a few other things as well. Discussed SiriusxRemus SLASH, onscreen flirting. Feedback welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Drabble, with a Tale by Sevfan reviews
Chapter one gives us a glimpse of an elderly Harry and Draco as they wait for their family to come home for Christmas Eve. In chapter two, Harry and Draco’s daughter looks back and shares a candid, at times poignant, account of life with her fathers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Plastic Ponies by D.C.1 reviews
It all began with a harmless joke on an unsuspecting chunin. Nothing bad was supposed to happen, really, and Kakashi was supposed to go scotfree. Instead, he got saddled with the finished problem: One supercute Iruka chibi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,673 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
When Bad Spells Get Worse, And Then Better by juxtaposed reviews
A spell goes wrong for Sirius. It goes even worse for Remus. RS SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hey, Remus? by Rave Xavier West reviews
Remus and Sirius Slash. Oneshot. All dialogue. My next slash will be erotic, I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dad and Mrs Dad by ShallWeDance.Again reviews
Remus wants to be a father. Unfortunately, he doesn't want any old woman to mother his child. Did anyone hear Sirius screaming in the background? Yes, it's a slash fic, but bear with us. We're trying to be funny here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Just a little kiss between 'Friends' by sod.off.bitch.you're.killing.me reviews
ONE SHOT! Deamus. I think he's gay. and i want to know if its true. Why? Cause im gay and i fancy him. AAH! i knew it! Read the story to see what else!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
It's the Little Things by Demonsblade reviews
[One shot] James confronts Sirius on his suspicious lack of relationships, forcing him to reveal his secret feelings for a certain marauder. What will Remus do if he finds out? SBRL slashy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Two Irish Leprechans by Wolfing Pups reviews
Remus has a confession to make, and Sirius proposes two solutions. Very short. Quite cute.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Speaking French by juxtaposed reviews
French!Remus. ConfusedbutDetermined!Sirius. Fluff. Written for kicks, really. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
On The Bathroom Floor by Allocin reviews
After The Prank, Sirius finds Remus drastically ill in the bathroom, with no one to care for him but Sirius himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Romance From Every Quarter by romanticidiot reviews
When Dumbledore decides that the school needs livening up with a musical, who should be cast as the leading roles of the homosexual couple? Comedy and angst ensue...read and review! Complete! It's slash, btw
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,895 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Engraved by Hopeakaarme reviews
While hiding from Ron and Hermione, Harry and Draco find something surprising the Marauder's Room. They also discover something startling about certain adults.SLASH HPDM RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Iruka's Bad Day by p-sama7 reviews
KakaIru. Iruka starts to feel old becuase of Naruto and decides to show the blonde boy what he looked like when he was young the something hits the chunin......quite literally has some citrusy stuffmy sad attempt
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
So damned Beautiful by Silvan Wanderer reviews
Truth or Dare with the Marauders isn't a good idea. You will generally reveal embarassing things about yourself. It's addicting though, and a good way to hook people up;-) Slash. Finished unless I decide to add an epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What the Werewolf Whispers by Sailor Simba reviews
At Lily's and James's wedding party, Remus "borrows" James's invisibility cloak and whispers naughty things in Sirius's ear. Slash ensues. Yes, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Dumbledore's List by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
Dumbledore gives everyone a list of questions, which they have to answer HONESTLY! Warning, there's swearing in this story and of course the usual insanity! New: Voldemort's answers! (about bloody time, too..)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Severus S.
Purple Kisses by tears fall down reviews
A sequel to 'Blue Tears'. After Remus and Sirius make-up, James just doesn't seem to realise he's interrupting something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Final Summer by MissCrayons reviews
Draco spends his last night of the summer holidays, crying over Harry Potter. (Slash Warning.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Learns the Facts of Life by Evie2 reviews
pg13 for subject matter. a long start, but harry ends up wondering just where do babies come from. a hysterical adventure as he asks numerous people he shouldn't be asking. plus, for some reason snape think's hermiones pregnent and that harry's, well, rea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2001 - Harry P.
Alone with Others reviews
I worry that if I do so much as set one foot on the roof I’ll fling myself off. Which would be a tragedy, indeed, though just for Bonnie, the house elf, who would be stuck with the task of removing my bloodied corpse from the rosebushes. DMTN Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Theodore N., Draco M.