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Joined 12-27-07, id: 1455008, Profile Updated: 09-13-08
Author has written 5 stories for Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Name: Katherine M.B
Allias: Ghost 69
Age: 18
Location: Canada

History... And a little ranting:

The reason why I started Fan Fic writing was because a) I enjoyed it loads, and b) it plain out helped my writing. I like to people observe, especially my favorite characters on shows or movies. And to me, if I can write my favorite fictional character well by writing it. (ie. Jack Sparrow. Don't want to brag, but I am an expert at playing him), I feel like I can get to know my own characters, and write about them just as well. I practice voice, history, natural need, appearance and more. On another not, a lot of my stories will have an OC in it. This is because I want to put my own originality in a Fan Fiction without making the Canon characters sound OC. I -do not- like slash fics for that reason. I mean, sometimes it works out, if there was already a slight foreshadowing in the book/movie/show ect, but when YOU KNOW a character won't do it, then he shouldn't. You just ruined the whole character. I mean, I get if Louis from Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire would have slash moments with Armand, or Lestat, because there are some moments in the book where you're like "JUST KISS HIM!". Or even Sesshomouru and Rin when she grows up. But, uh, Draco and Harry? Draco and Ron? Are you shitting me? Ok, if it's a parody, then I would understand. Parodies aren't suppose to make sense.

What I want to be when I grow up...

It's kinda funny saying that. I'm already grown up, at 18, and sooner or later I'll be something. And Hopefully that something is something I want to be. Since the age of 12, I've developed the passion for writing. Albeit, my first few stories were HORRIBLE, but at least I tried. And I kept on trying until I got to where I am. Though I'm not finished in finding my style or writing, because I keep on switching it, trying to find the most comfortable style that is my own. So yes, I do want to be a famous author, but there are other things that I want to do.

I also want to be a Screenplay writer. Besides books, I love movies, and it would be pretty awesome if I got to write or co-write a movie. I just learned how to make one, and I'm dying to think up movie ideas so I can write my script, and see if I could send it to a producer? Huh, maybe.

The other two things I wish to be is a High Fashion Photographer, or a High Fashion plus sized model. I don't know why, but I love the world of fashion and being in front or behind a camera. Creating art with just a push of a button, and being part of the art just tickles my fancy.

Lastly, I would really love to be a movie reviewer. Why? Well, a) I love movies, and b) I love critiquing things. A a majority of people are listening to MY OPINION about a film of whether or not they should watch. If I'm lucky I can get a job in one of the top publishers, like TIME magazine, and my quotes could be on the commercials and movie boxes

So as you can see, I love the show biz.
I would probably live comfortably in Hollywood rather than Canada, but we'll see where I'll end up in 10 years :)


Sweeney Todd,
Fight Club,
Pump Up The Volume,
The Libertine,
V for Vendetta,
& The Craft.

Christina Aguilera,
I am Ghost,
Cradle of Filth,
The 69 eyes,
& Amy Lee.

Johnny Depp (Duh),
Marilyn Monroe,
Ralph Fiennes,
Helena Bonham Carter,
Kate Beckinsale,
Jennifer Tilly,
Christopher Walken,
& Keanu Reeves.

Early 20th Century,
Dirty 30s,
& the Pirate era.

Harry Potter Series,
Angels and Demons,
Show me your Dreams,
The Chronicles of Narnia,
The Vampire Chronicles,
Sleepy Hollow,
The Tell-Tale heart,
The Black Cat,
Catcher in The Rye,
The Cask of Amontillado,
& Frankenstein.

JK Rowling,
Edgar Allan Poe,
JD Salinger,
Stephen King
& Anne Rice.

You may or may not like the way I write or the stories I make all together. I respect people's opinions, whether it is a negative or positive one on my expense. I do love to write, I write all the time, but I do have a learning disability, so my works are not entirely perfect. Probably my weakest point is spelling, and laziness, so I apologies in advanced for any spelling mistakes you see through out my series of fan fictions, or if any installment takes a while. This is the first time I ever published my ideas next to people who are much older and literate as I am. Anyway, I'll try my best to improve my writing, as well as updating more often, but school and social life can often get in the way... Especially if continue procrastinating.


The Crow: Care For a Shave?
Category: Sweeney Todd & The Crow Crossover
Type: Series
Genre: Romance/Supernatural
Pairings: Todd/OC
Cover Art: One,Two
Character Pictures: Sweeney Todd (obviously), Dawn Hastings, Abigail Turner, Gabriel, Eric, Chief Francis Brown, Kevin Taylor, Felix
People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right; or in this case, fix a mistake that shouldn’t have happened.

Teenagers Scare The Shit Out of Me/Like, Oh My Gawd, Totally
Category: Harry Potter
Type: One shot
Genre: Parody/humour
Conflict: Voldemort/Genevieve
Cover Art: None yet
Character Pictures: Genevieve, Voldemort (obviousy)
What’s scarier than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? Well, his 16 year old daughter of course

A Pirate's Life Isn't For Me
Category: Pirates of the Carribean
Type: Series
Genre: Adventure/Humour
Conflict: OC/POTC
Cover Art: None Yet
Character Pictures: Marilyn
An overall POTC hater is forced to go to a premier of the third movie. During which she falls asleep and is sent to the place she despises! Will she change her mind about pirates? Or will she try to mess around with the movie?

In The future:

I've decided that right after the Sweeney Series, I'm going to make a Pirates of the Carribean one. Once the Sweeney series is almost complete, I'm going to post up the summery of my POTC here. Also, I don't know which to do next after POTC, so I put up a poll.

Random Silliness

Everyone was putting random funny things in their profiles, so I decided to put some random silliness of my own.


"I've got a middle name :D!" - Kaykay
"CONGRADULATIONS!" - Random person.

"I should've said I was a lesbian," - Me, after some random guy tried to ask me and my friend out.

"Somestimes I just wish one of my girls would do me favours!" - Dad
"Hey! I got your bottle of wine! Don't go saying I don't do you favours!" - Me

"Fuck you and your lived life," - Me

"To be or not to be, that is the question," - Uncle
"You don't even know what that means," - Me
"What does it mean, miss Smarty-pants?" - Uncle
"It means 'to committ suicide or not to committ suicide," - Me
"See, she's smarter than you," - Aunt
" Hey, it's like you said in Portugal, Tony (uncle). 'It is, what it is,'" - Mom
"Yeah, yeah. Well, this one points to me with her 'Iunno,' or 'I guess all the time there," - Uncle
"That's because I was so bored out of my mind, I was saying 'to be, or not to be',"- Me

"I would love to work in a mental institution... But I think I belong in one," - Me

"Ever heard the term 'Grammer Nazi'? Yeah, well, this woman is fucking Grammer Hitler," - Me

"Omg Chelsea! Someone at my school brought a gun and shot some guy!" - Me
"WHAT?! Omg, really? - Cousin
"Yeah! He was drunk, and wanted to shoot this kid for stealing his girl! AND HE CAME ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY, OUT OF ALL DAYS!" - Me
"Oh, wow, thank God you didn't get hurt!" - Cousin.
" -_-', You're an idiot," - Me

"Oh no, she's got HHH," - Me, kaykay (inside joke)

"What's a funny quote we say?" - Me
"(is watching CHEATERS) I Don't know. But the guy she's cheating with looks like Wee Man," - Kaykay

"I got my mom a red aprin with hearts on it, with matching gloves and measuring spoons for Mother's Day," - Kaykay
"Haha, on the card 'KNOW YOUR PLACE'," - Me

"I'm not racist -- I'm a sexist, there's a difference," - Me

"How does it feel to be dumb?" - Dani
"How does it feel to be gay?" - Me
"I have a Girl," - Dani
"Does she know you're gay?" - Me

"Poooooooorrn," - Kaykay

"Sir, you look tired," - Student
"oh, that's because MY EYE BALLS HURT" - Teacher

"You're ugly, but you intrigue me," - Unknown

"The day after yesterday!" - Unknown

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Dragonball Z Pairings of the Apocalypse! by nedthejanitor reviews
This fanfic is going to take you through some of the most patently gross, awful, or just stupid pairings in Dragonball Z fanfiction history. Read at your own risk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,361 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK. Review please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker - Complete
Crazy by danceswpenguins9 reviews
TR/OC A muggle girl boards a train to cross realities, and finds herself in the magical past. She has one goal: To change Tom Riddle's fate. But are some characters meant to be saved? Ch 18 up. A different look at everyone's favorite villain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 137,977 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Fatal Fascination by Chezara reviews
Consumed by a psychotic mind & driven by Instinct, Pyramid Head knows nothing but suffering. But when a young girl escapes the church & crosses paths with the demon, he must fight for his sanity and what he has come to love more than the taste of blood...
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,885 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2007
Those Guys Are Lucky They're Pretty by Harbour Master reviews
In which Ryan and Dean call out and rag on their least favourite shows on the Paranormal, and Sergey and Sam are left to nod their heads encouragingly and put up with them. Coarse language, and a little bit of crack!
Crossover - Supernatural & Paranormal State - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Perfection by jai guru deva reviews
They don't love. He took her for all she had. It thrilled her at first, but it didn't last. Something is always amiss where Tom Riddle is concerned. TROC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,232 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Return Of The Demon by angst cupcake reviews
Many people had their own theories, more with questions and fewer trying their hand at answers. But the one thing everyone knew was that Sweeney Todd, once again...was amongst the living.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Love of a Killer by Amy-Elizabeth 1989 reviews
Michael Myers rescues a girl with a tragic backstory from impending danger, but decides to keep her with him in the sewers for reasons he himself does not know. *Takes place after HR. Warning: Violence, Language and Sexual Situations in this story*
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 93,997 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
What's Dearest to a Man's Heart by Melody of the Storm reviews
Sequel to Curse of the Self Insert. After a fourteen-month-long exile, Kate's back and ready for DMC. But this time, she's putting everything she's got into stopping that kiss...Jack x OC x Norrington, rated for language and implied citrus.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,620 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Self Insert by Melody of the Storm reviews
Completed! Kate Cooper is just your average teen...that is, until she gets a medallion that looks strangely like the one in CotBP...In the blink of an eye, Kate is sent into a the world of Pirates, ready to begin the adventure of a lifetime! Jack x OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Secrets by SkyyRyder reviews
COMPLETED x A cheating girlfriend, three best friends and a mystery neighbor. Pogue Parry’s life is flipped upside down one night after leaving Nicky’s. PogueOC
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,353 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Pogue P. - Complete
The Daughter of Ipswich by gracie-mae reviews
The twin of the youngest Son of Ipswich returns after two years. With a bit of baggage and a lot of unsolved feelings. PogueOCCaleb. First story, be gentle. T for swearing.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,095 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007
Too Young to Feel a Woman's Warmth by Mandagal12 reviews
A short story of the survival of Astinos and the chance to find love before dying in battle. No flames please, but reviews wanted! AstinosxOC.
300 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,897 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
A Perfect Indian by Mishka Germash reviews
[Hannibal Rising] There was another lovely redhead far before Clarice Starling...her name was Lillian. Finished.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,058 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
When The Boogeyman Is Real And You Look For Him by Otis'Girl reviews
A horror fan discovers that her favorite movies, Devil's Rejects and House of 1000 Corpses, were secretly based in real facts. Intending to change the killers' fate, she goes back in time and interacts with the Fireflys.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,307 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Falling Short by Croik reviews
a repost, since the last one disappeared.....Vegeta meets a mysterious woman on Namek who claims to be a Saiyan
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2001 - Vegeta - Complete
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A Pirate's Life Isn't For Me reviews
An overall POTC hater is forced to go to a premier of the third movie. During which she falls asleep and is sent to the place she despises! Will she change her mind about pirates? Or will she try to mess around with the movie? SELF-INSERT. NO ROMANCE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
What's your Poison? reviews
Harley Quinn is taken to the Arkham Asylum and is surprised to find herself spill out her guts and talking about her life to an intern there, much like she was with her puddin’ the first time they met… JokerHarley and a bit of HarleyPoison. Rated M.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Joker
The Crow: Care for a shave? reviews
Sweeney Todd & the Crow Cross over. Summery is inside. ToddXOC. Rating went up to M; Later chapters will be more graphic, and mature.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,344 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007