InvaderMelissa
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Poll: What cross-over show I make when I'm done my Phineas and Zim story? Vote Now!
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Joined 12-27-07, id: 1455043, Profile Updated: 04-13-09
Author has written 6 stories for Invader Zim.

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This is what each crossover will be about:

Spongebob Zimpants: Same as the Phineas and Zim story, all Spongebob episodes Invader Zim style. Season 1 and 2 episodes only.

Fairly Odd Dib: Dibs life gets even worse when his dad hires a horrible babysitter, but its fairy god parents to the rescue!

Zim Skool Musical: After his classmates watch High School Musical, Zim gets annoyed because they won't stop sining so he goes on a mission to kill the cast of the movie.


Name: InvaderMelissa. Now try to guess my real name.

Gender: Female

Age: 14, to old to be watching as many cartoons as I do

Awesome cartoons: Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, Kid vs. Kat, Family Guy, South Park, Phineas and Ferb but the one cartoon that is better then all of these comibined is Invader Zim!!

Awesome Animes/Mangas: Bleach, Death Note, Black Cat, Elfin Lied, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Code Geass, Negima!


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Someone For Dib by Goldenstargirl reviews
Eleventh chap up. A new girl moves to Dib's hometown and meets him at school. Will she be like all the others and avoid him, or will she be different? Rating changed due to Dib burning kid's skin off.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,765 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Dib
Tak's Song by UnicornxNinja reviews
Tak has secretly loved Zim for years. Now, she's going to show it... IN SONG! :D
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Tak, Zim
The Wayward Son by Zim's-Best-Friend reviews
Sequel to Problems In the Family. Ember hasn't been feeling well lately. She's also been having a lot of moodswings and cravings for bizarre foods...Uh Oh...- ZimxOC OLD!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,706 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Zim - Complete
Zim Meets The Fangirls by chocolate.chibi reviews
Nice title, eh? Randomness, humor, and crazyness will ensue. *-*
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Zim
Friday the 13th Valentine Stalker by invaderzimfannumber1 reviews
This is a sequal to end of the year sleep over. It is friday Febuary 13 and AMethyst is have nothing but bad luck becaue a stupid human won't leave her alone will she ever be able to get rid of him read and find out Dib/Greatching paring and secret paring
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Keef, Gretchen - Complete
In The Rain by chocolate.chibi reviews
It's such a cliche, I know, but I love it. Zim and Dib in the rain... ZaDr fluff, oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Can You Keep A Secret? by Journalist793 reviews
Liv and her SIR, Pax, have been banished from the planet Irk and are left out to die. It's by mere luck when their ship crashes on Earth, but what about when they're found by Dib? Who should Liv trust in this strange new world: Dib or Zim? My first IZ fic
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Dib, Zim
Siren of Love by Zim's-Best-Friend reviews
Sequel to Melody of a Dark Past. Three years later; Zim and Ember are still the best of friends. But, could they be more than friends? Especially with the new girl trying to push Ember out of the picture. ZimxOC OLD!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,371 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Zim - Complete
Demon Streets by Neo- kun reviews
Dib has always seen wired paranormal stuff but when he finally gets kicked out of his house at the young age of 13 what will he do? what would happen if Nny found him? Rated T for now. JtHm CrOsS oVeR. JV owns all. Chapter 5 up.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Dib, Zim
Music Based Friendship by Zim's-Best-Friend reviews
Abused and friendless, Ember is a 10 year old girl that is put through a horrible life each day. Her only wish, to have at least one person accept her. Maybe she'll get that in that new green kid named Zim. First Fanfic. ZimxOC OLD!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Zim - Complete
It’ll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1 by invaderzimfannumber1 reviews
DIB HAS TIED ME TO A CHAIR AND HE IS SINGINNG! HELP ME! AH NO MORE SINGING! AHHHH! ENJOY MY PAIN BUT PLEASE HELP ME! STOP IT DIB!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Zim and Gir's Summer Theme Song by CookieLuvahhXD reviews
This is a Zim version of the Phineas and Ferb theme song. Leave reviews!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Zim, Gir - Complete
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Phineas and Zim reviews
All the episodes of Phineas and Ferb, Invader Zim style! Chapter 6: Zim and Gir built a teleporter and accidentally switch Dib and Minimoose's bodies
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Stupid Pig Smell reviews
All anyone does is insult Dib. Everyone hates him and hes had enough.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Dib
Dib Finds a Friend reviews
Theres a new girl at school who knows that Zim is an alien. She and Dib team up to stop him.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Dib, Zim
The Nightmare Begins on Venus reviews
Julie and Zim have a contest to see who can take over a planet first. Julie tries to take over Venus.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Dimesional Warp Thingy of Doom! reviews
Zim, Dib, Julie and Gir get stuck in a dimsenaional warp and travel to different authors dimensions.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Zims New Alley reviews
Theres a new girl at skool who wants to help Zim take over the earth.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete