Muff'Nbutter
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Joined 12-28-07, id: 1455236, Profile Updated: 09-01-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

So, I'll start out by saying anyone from The Sacramento area? I just moved here recently, and I DON'T KNOW ANYONE!! And I don't reall have a way of getting to know anyone because I'm not attending school at the moment and my job isn't set in a public place for me to meet people that way... Send me a PM if you're in the area and want to chat!

Yeah... I'm just you're average hippie... minus the drugs part hahaha

I'm a human and animal rights activist, as well as a vegetarian (and if I won't eat animals, I won't wear them either lol)

I also tend to speak with a southern accent half the time. Don't ask me why, because I have NO IDEA, (I'm never lived in the south, but I do have family that lives in Louisiana that I met for the first time a couple months ago when I visited for Mardi Gras!), but it just seems to flow out of me from time to time.

and I've spent the last few years discovering that I'm addicted to manga and Twilight...

and I am also helplessly, hopelessly, and irrevocably in love with Jacob Black. I'm not saying for Bella to choose him or anything, because she and Edward are perfect together... just like Jacob would be perfect for me! biggest, widest smile imaginable But you know, I'm not sure if I should thank Stephenie Meyer for inventing him, or be slightly put off because he's not real (sadly, but I can pretend...) and no real person can ever truly measure up to him. Obviously.

And luckily for all my readers... I'm a slight perfectionist, so you won't have to worry about being distracted by grammatical and spelling errors all over my works! ( and if you DO find one, let me know, and I'd be perfectly obliged to fix it straightaway! haha)

Ooh, I Tweet now, gosh darnit. http://twitter.com/MuffNbutter

Sooooo... get reading please! I love you all, who have ventured to read my convoluted thoughts thus far hahaha : D

Much Love, my darlings,

Grace The unGraceful

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Legacy by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 2,572 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shop at the Corner of Twilight by IcelandGirl812 reviews
Welcome to The River Divot, a sporting and assorted goods store. Mr H. is the manager, Mr C. the assistant manager, and other various persons in employ. Please ignore any bickering workers or ones ignoring you to read strange letters. Happy shopping! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,093 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Flight 2804 by movieandbookgirl reviews
Edward is a US Air Marshal working to protect our country from air attacks. Bella is a flight attendant on one of the flights he's monitoring. What happens when he can't get her off of his mind? Can he protect her and an entire flight from imminent danger
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,574 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,637 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6001 - Favs: 8,783 - Follows: 5,220 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5458 - Favs: 7,873 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas by wtvoc reviews
Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as theypresent to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated Mfor gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,762 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas by jandco reviews
Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as they present to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated M for gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,798 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 570 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
His Hopes by silver drip reviews
Set in Mexico during New Moon. Edward lets his mind wonder and thinks about his hopes and prayers for Bella. Sad-ish ending. One shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Edward - Complete
Jacob Doesn't Know by silver drip reviews
A short story based off the song Scotty Doesn't Know. Everyone's human. BxE, Jacob bashing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Jacob - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kid Put Some Clothes On! by Werewolf hunters reviews
Just a funny little story about Jake, Bella When she's a vampire, Edward, and clothes...1 shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Seeing Angels by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
It was impossible...I couldnt be...but I was. I was seeing angels. [Edward's POV] Rated T for safety...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
The Vision by BlueBlood359 reviews
what exactly did Edward mean when he said Alice saw bella coming. One shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
The Promise of Forever by spikescrypt reviews
What if Bella really did die when she jumped off the cliff? What if the Volterra killed Edward? This is a story of two lovers who find each other again in a place called Heaven.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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My Beloved Window reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Black Plague: The Diary of Jane reviews
The story of Jane is one set through many years, beginning as a human and living a simple life, until the powers of herself and Alec began to manifest themselves. How does she become one of the most vindictive characters in Twilight? Read and discover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jane, Alec
Loss reviews
They were born to be best friends, born to love each other forever. But when tragedy strikes, will Bella remember that true love will survive through all? Will she be able to learn how to live without the one who taught her how to love in the first place?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
The Twists and Turns in Life reviews
Want to read something special that may not have you guessing, but will shock you with what comes to pass? Something that seems ordinary but underneath is unique and new? You'll be saying "wtf?" in no time at all! in a good way, of course :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008