Author has written 57 stories for Naruto, Boktai, Fruits Basket, Chrono Trigger, Bleach, Lux-Pain, and .hack/SIGN.
1. Touch me on my studio, and you'll be in trouble. | He was all, what are you doing with that duck?
2. Get out my house. | But it only applies sometimes, like if you are a frog, or something.
3. Blood, from inside my body, comes outside, from an opening between my legs, about every four weeks. | OH MY GAWD THEY'RE HOARDING THE SPOONS AGAIN, TELL THE PRINCIPAL!
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