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Joined 12-28-07, id: 1455964, Profile Updated: 12-17-09
Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Dragoon, Death Note, and Alice in Wonderland.

NAME- Anastasia...:D

GENDER- Femme Fatale...If you honestly have to ask what that means...that's exceedingly sad. :D

AGE- Halfway to getting my...iffy...driver's license. This means can drive, but...THEY...have to be there as well. D:

HAIR- A dark blonde, but soon it shall be RED! :D

EYES- BLUE!! My favorite color of the day! :D

SHOE SIZE...- Heh. :D

RESIDENCE- The Mad Hatter's Tea Party. In Wonderland.

FAMILY- I have three fathers, six children, four husbands/wives (I'm also a guy, who is apparently gay), and three sisters. It's merely, in short, A LONG STORY.

RATING OF INSANITY- 100. Out of 10. :D

Hmmm...nothing much to say other than I live of FFNet, and I simply adore oneshots, because they're the only stories (aside from twoshots) I can actually read on my wi-fi enabled PSP. Why, you ask, do I not go on the computer? I am perpetually grounded from it after nearly causing our entire system to wipe everything off it's hard drive. :D

Me, in a nutshell, well...At best, I'm insane. Crazy. Psychotic. Whatever floats your kayak. I'm somewhat average, however, in my group of friends, as we're all of the same breed; Cosplaying, pain-in-the-ass, stubborn-as-hell, anoying-as-well, writing, drawing, artistically-talented, GERKS. (Geek+Nerd+Dork=GERK) :D

I am addicted to video games and that's half the reason I don't update weekly, as well as sleepovers going rampant, games, drawing, writing and failing at writing, singing, gouing to dances..., the usual teenage stuff. :D


















Rikku/Wakka (He has a child for god's sake!!)






L/Misa (Meh. Misa.)

Light/Misa (MEH. Misa.)

Near/Matt/Mello (...yea...)


"And every single person, on the last day of school, will be crying, and sobbing, 'OMG I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!'... 'Hey, wanna go to subway after school?' Mrs. Bryant, by far the coolest social studies/science teacher EVA!! (Aside from Brooks and Lada)

"You'll miss him." "No, Bailie, I won't." "You know you will." "Bailie, I'm warning you-" "Ana, just admit it! You're in love with him!" Grabs hold of Bailie and hits her. "NO, Bailie, I AM NOT!!" Me and Bee, arguing..

"Omg. omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!" "Is Ana okay?" "No." "What's wrong?" "Nothing. She's having her daily spaz attack...right on schedule." -My sister joking around while I was having a heart attack.

"DIE!! DIE, YOU...STUPID...PERVERTED...SON OF A #&@!! I SAID DIE!!" -Me, playing video games.

giggle "Bee, stop, we're gonna wake Mike up!!" giggle "But Ana, I said..." giggle "Don't..." giggle sigh giggle giggle bursts out laughing "SHUT UP!! I'M TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP!!" laughs harder I join in "Bailie, shut up!!" - Sleepover a few days ago... :D

gasps "What?" squeal "Ana, what is it?" huggles her to death "I KILLED IT!! I KI-ILLLLLLLLLLLED ITTTTTT!" sigh - I finally managed to kill a Mega Tonberry...those things succcccckkkkkkk... :D

"Oh, so hey wha...SHIT!! LOOK IN FRONT OF ME!! OH CRAP!! OH NONONONONONO!!"-Yea, funny story...

"You know what, Ana?" "No, what?" "Just stop. Everything you say is nonsense." "And what you say isn't?"-Me and Jazar arguing about his stupidity.

"Woot!! Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" Three in the morning, yesterday. :D

"Huh. I forgot you licked that." -silence-

Cool Stuff-

- If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.


I was born in the month of Saix

On the day of Xigbar-Axel

My favorite number is Axel+Zexion

And my lucky number is Saix

If you get this, copy and paste it onto your profile.

- If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

- If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, stream of tears, FlamedRose, AkiChan323, Temari 88, LovelyHappyGothGeek,

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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

- If you wish you had the power to control an element copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three

Whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

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Truth, Fear, and Love by Spaidorade reviews
Max opens up to the girls about her fears about Fang, only to find out that Fang had been eavesdropping the whole time. Full FAXNESS! I do not own MR. I am a teenage girl, definitely not a middle aged man... No offense JP.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Max, Fang
Taking Chances by GoldenEyes4 reviews
When Bella Swan moved to Seattle for her job as a reporter, she didn't plan on falling in love with the perfect guy...a guy who has a secret. But could she be keeping a secret from him and his family infinitely more terrible? ALL HUMAN and IN CHARACTER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,329 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
N Is For Naughty, but M Is For Manly! by Mayniac reviews
FAX! Max and Fang have a project to do in LA. What do all the kids in your household's names mean? Now A Two Shot! Yes, they are kind of OOC in my point of view. I WILL update The Making Of...! Has some badwords. FAX! Maybe Eggy or Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Can't Sleep by Noodle-strand reviews
Just a little Max/Fang fanfic with small plot and predictable outcome. However, it should be sweet- hope you enjoy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Fang, Max
Sitar Problem by AkuDemyfan reviews
Axel wanders into Demyx's room, sees the Sitar and starts to play it. One of the strings snaps and Axel freaks out. The chase is on. Special thanks to ONiONLADi777 for the idea!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Sugar Rush by LifesLover reviews
To Axel, Roxas was like sugar. Not in the way that the acerbic, sarcastic blond actually was pure spun sugar, but that he went to Axel’s head like a sugar rush and gave Axel a high that lasted for days. /Companion fic to Triple Dog Dare You. For 8/13 day/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hello, Alcohol by MuchaLuchaAndMe reviews
The ability to taste is given to the robots, but how will EVE react when she discovers something called 'Beer? Man, that woman can't hold a drink. ONESHOT, WEIRD WARNING!
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Long Journey Home by Lucrecia LeVrai reviews
Albel was ordered to escort Arzei's future wife to Airyglyph. He's quite nonchalant about this task, but Nel has every reason to suspect that someone will try to assassinate the bride sooner or later. Postgame, AlbelxNel.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,719 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Albel N., Nel Z.
Can You Help Me? by Novela13 reviews
AU.Kagome Higurashi went goth after a bad experience. Ever since then she hasn't told anyone her problems or trusted anyone. But,when the new kid Inuyasha Takahashi makes the scene,they slowly become friends.Can Inuyasha heal the wounds in Kagome's heart?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,581 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Triple Dog Dare You by LifesLover reviews
It was a dare, plain and simple. And Zexion was never one to back down from a dare. And so, even though it was wrong, deceitful, and a /lie/, Zexion was going to go over to that blond and say that he loved him. Oh, Zexion, you've never been so stupid....
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
I can't by Deidara-akito reviews
Roxas's is struggerling so Axel helps akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Threats by aodokueki reviews
In a fit of anger Axel upsets Demyx.Zexion goes, and makes sure it never happens again.This story does involve shounen ai in the form of zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Snow and Cookies by twilighttries reviews
[oneshot] Demyx didn’t miss how pink Zexion’s face got, though it was probably just the cold. [DemyxZexion]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Demyx's Boomerang Adventure by Heart Keeper reviews
Based off of the short Hammy's Boomerang Adventure from the Over The Hedge DVD. Axel, Larxene, and Roxas make a video starring Demyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Makings of an Addiction by ContradictoryOrien reviews
Zexion has never smelled anything better.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Zexion - Complete
Bonding Time by Fearless as Fire reviews
Demyx decides its time for a little DemyxZexion bonding time and comes up with a plan to get him off his computer. [Crack.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Shut Up by Kyrian reviews
All Zexion wanted was for Demyx to be quiet for a few seconds. DemyxZexion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
urge by archy the cockroach reviews
zexion's hair was always so soft.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Zexion, Naminé - Complete
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Going Mad reviews
The Mad Hatter has finally begun to live up to his name, as has, apparently, the rest of Wonderland. T for Insanity.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Queen of Hearts
Falling reviews
AU, Misa's death...courtesy of Ryuk for murdering Light. Rated T for suicide.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Misa A., Light Y.
A Matter of Time
Sora thinks about things. Drabble, plz R&R, no flames.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sora - Complete
Seven Sacrifices reviews
A glimpse into what each Dragoon of the Dragon Campaign had to sacrifice to win the battle. Suck at summaries, rated T for suggestions, please R&R, no flames, please.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
BOO! reviews
Axel scares Demyx and once again Zexion gets veeeeerrrrryyyy angry. PLZ REVIEW!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Demyx - Complete
Axel, What does this word mean? reviews
Demyx learns a new word, Zexion gets pissed, Axel gets hit with a magical book. PLZ READ & REVIEW!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Demyx - Complete
Leaving reviews
Those three little words... 100 words, on a whim. HOPE YOU LIKE IT! PLZ REVIEW!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Sleepwalking reviews
Roxas remembers everything about Axel the moment he first sees him again. PLZ REVIEW!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
I Wonder If Burnt Apples Bounce? reviews
Bored, came up with it on a whim. Axel gets VERY peeved off at Roxas, so... READ TO FIND OUT, PLZ!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete