Silvver Phoenix
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Joined 12-29-01, id: 145599, Profile Updated: 01-05-13
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

All of my fanfictions are based upon Harry Potter and his delightful wizarding adventures. My goal is to stay as true to canon and the spirit of the books as possible, so you won't find any bizarre McGonagall/Peeves missing moments or weird love stories about the giant squid (which is legitimately a character on the character selection list, weird).

I'm a blatant R/H shipper, which I freely admit. If I write any semi-serious fics (eg. Bury the Hatchet, Slap, Perfect World, The Sorceress Diaries, Interlude) you'll usually find some R/H in there somewhere. Or everywhere. I've also thrown some H/G into Interlude and some others, for kicks.

A warning: I have been on this website for a long time, and as a teenager used some desperate reviewing tactics which involved random characters bursting into songs about reviewing or about how I don't own Harry Potter. I was young and foolish, but entertaining.


UPDATES

01/5/13: Well, I guess it did take me 6 months to write the next one, hahaha. INTERLUDE IS FINALLY COMPLETE! Enjoy.

06/13/12: FINALLY new chapter of Interlude is up. Only two more to go...hopefully it won't take me 6 months to write the next one!

10/15/11: Thanks to those of you who have been patiently awaiting the next installment of Interlude. The next chapter is written - I'm just going through it with my beta reader right now. I expect to be able to post it in the next two weeks or so :)

07/15/11: Wow. It's been THREE YEARS.

I got sort of depressed reading reviews about people who thought I was a) dead b) on extended vacation c) literally lost in London trying to find Diagon Alley. Yes, I'm alive. Believe it or not, I've been writing fanfiction under a different penname because I could not for the life of me get back into this account. I just watched HP 7 Part 2 (OMG.) and Harry's struggle against Voldemort inspired me to try, try again. And just as Harry vanquished Voldemort after a weird CGI sequences where they were massaging each other's faces or something (?), I too managed to vanquish the login screen by figuring out the email/password combo to get me back into this account.

I'm posting my stories I've written on the other account RIGHT NOW. And yes, one day, I hope to finish Interlude.

Soooo basically, I'm not dead! Yay!

06/27/08: STILL CHUGGING AWAY.

Several new chapters of Interlude are written - huzzah! - and I'm just waiting for my beta to get them back to me. Thanks to everyone still reading and reviewing...it's delightful to get reviews for something I haven't updated in awhile, or even fics that I finished years and years ago. You're all-stars.

05/22/08: STILL CHUGGING AWAY.

No worries, am still alive. Will update Interlude soon. C'mon, sweet sweet summer holiday.

09/15/07: NEW STORY, WHAT?

An idea started growing in my mind after I finished Deathly Hallows, and I couldn't put it to rest. It's not like I have tons and tons of time to write, but I've been putting in an hour here and there on rainy days. What became of this was the first few chapters of my new fic, Interlude. That's right, after an extremely extended holiday from fanfiction, I'm back.

I don't know if I'll ever get around to finishing The Sorceress Diaries, which was actually great fun to write, and I'm a little sad that it's outdated now. Also, I find it kind of humourous that Rowling has managed to write three other huge HP books, whereas I haven't even finished writing Hermione's view of Order of the Phoenix. Buuut I really hope that you'll all read and review the new story!

07/25/07: OMGWTFDEATHLYHALLOWS

So. It's all over. And in my sadness, I turned to fanfiction to fill in the gaps. What happened between Voldemort's death and 19 years later?! I charge you, noble fanfic writers, to fill in the blanks.

I wish I could get paid for writing fanfiction.

Oh, and my Silver Phoenix email got deleted through lack of use, so I now have a new email (see above) which you can reach me at.

10/19/06: UPDATE ON WHERE THE HECK I'VE BEEN

Hey all. Wow it seems like forever since I've been on this website/even thought about fanfic. So here's what went down, and here's my massive apology:

A little thing I like to call real life got extremely crazy and then very busy. Unfortunately I got very sick, and was stuck in the hospital for awhile in summer 2005 (which I figure is a legitimate excuse for not updating and such). But then I got better (huzzah), went back to school (not so huzzah), got a degree (huzzah), and fanfiction was, quite frankly, the last thing on my list. I confess I didn't even think about fanfiction for year and some. I am very sorry that I didn't even leave a little post for people who were anxiously awaiting updates on the edges of their seats, and/or were legitimately worried about me.

So what, you may ask, made me return to the hallowed halls of fanfiction.net? Believe it or not, I overheard one of my piano students talking about Silvver Phoenix. They were talking about fanfiction, and then started talking about some very familiar-sounding parodies, and wondering where the heck Silvver had gone. Synopsis of conversation below:

12 year old girl #1: Omgz I wuz on ff.net the otha day and saw the funnyest parodizzles lolz!

12 year old girl #2: Omgz are you tawking about Silvver Phoenix?

12 year old girl #1: Holla!

Me: OMGWTF.

Just kidding. I did overhear someone say "Holla" the other day, though.

So massively freaked out that my students nearly stumbled upon my alter ego in the fanfiction world (AWKWARD), I decided to venture on and check out what's been going on, figuring everyone else had forgotten about me. Insert me reading several reviews with panicked "Where are you!"s and "Are you okay!" and "Um...so can I be in the FU or what, it's been months. Srsly."

Anyways, quite frankly guys, I doubt that I'm going to have the time and/or inspiration to continue any of the works in progress I've got going on here. I am very, very, very sorry for those of you anxiously awaiting updates. Also, I apologize to anyone who has tried to e-mail me, because my silver_phoenix25@hotmail.com e-mail account got disabled from disuse (oops). I'm going to try to get another one in case, you know, anyone wants to e-mail me tearful hate mail.

So, this is Silvver Phoenix signing off. Thanks for reading and reviewing, everyone!

P.S. Did you guys know that John Stamos is now on ER! That almost tempted me to write another parody. Almost.

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Points of No Return by Night Zephyr reviews
Almost sixteen, Ron discovers there really is something very special about him, and he just may need it to save them all. R/Hr **Completed pre-OotP, AU** Currently in update mode to replace quotation marks removed by host site.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 240,545 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Technicolor Dream Phoenix by Percydude reviews
Harry Potter is a boy...a normal boy...a happy boy...a loving boy...a pansy boy...a man boy...a cactus...but what happens when this cactus of a boy grows up, and some other stuff. Ok, none of that had anything to do with my story...it's mostly about juice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,376 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 8/2/2003
Ron Weasley's Heart on His Sleeve by JoJo4 reviews
This is Ron's version of Half Blood Prince. Chronicled here are the missing moments of the book pertaining to Ron Weasley's relationship with Hermione Granger. Major spoilers for HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,852 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Suspension of Disbelief by LegalBlonde reviews
Lorelai learns to accept the unbelievable. Post-R&R, LL
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,804 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004
Marvelous by Len reviews
In a post-OotP world, Hermione is prodded into admitting some things to herself. Slight RonHermione, hints of TonksCharlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Lost and Found by Chibikat the Canuck reviews
Not to mention the threat of You-Know-Who potentially coming back, Ron must deal with Bulgarians, Harry's crush on the only Chinese-British girl he knows, and tacky, horrible quotes about the eyes. (RH)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Let It Snow by Chibikat the Canuck reviews
(RxH) If only the weather outside were frightful...Ron anxiously awaits the first snowfall of the year, Hermione anxiously awaits N.E.W.T.s, and unresolved romantic tension anxiously awaits resolution. Yes. This is a Christmas fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
St Patrick's Day by Pooty the Monkey reviews
What if what you wanted was right there all along? Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger make a deal just as they've given up on ever finding true love. What they didn't expect was to find love in an unexpected place- each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,384 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Hermione Granger's Diary by Len reviews
A Fifth Year fic: The smartest witch of her year gets it in writing... (Chapter 4 is up!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Substitute by Connecticut Junkie reviews
*NO Chapter- Author's Note only* Stars Hollow gets a new resident, one who’s perfect for Luke. Lorelai’s not jealous. Really. Not even a teeny, tiny bit. No siree, Bob. Okay. Maybe she is. Just a little. (Luke/Other, Luke/Lorelai)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,550 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 8/7/2002
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Interlude reviews
The months after Voldemort's death act as an interlude in Harry Potter's life. The trio deal with the aftermath of Voldemort's fall and make decisions about their futures. The wizarding world attempts to restructure, and broken families attempt to heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,658 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Modest Proposal reviews
A brief look at Harry's life and the wizarding world post-war. A normal Sunday night dinner at the Burrow is interrupted by Ron and Hermione arriving with surprising news. Short, cute, and hopefully true to canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Stranger than Granger reviews
It all starts, really, with an exploding diorama. Hermione reflects on her first experiences with magic and her introduction to the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Three reviews
The final installment of The Sorceress Diaries. With house-elf liberation, restoring Harry's public image, Ron's strange behaviour, and O.W.L.'s all on her mind, Hermione may be heading for a nervous breakdown, with only her dia - journal - as witness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Two reviews
Hermione continues writing in her diar - journal, as her fifth year begins. But with Harry's attitude, Ron's obliviousness, Malfoy's nastiness, and that Umbridge woman, fifth year isn't looking very good. Sequel to TSD: Book One.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,991 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G.
The Sorceress Diaries: Book One reviews
(The Summer) Hermione begins a diary in 5th year & begins to pour into it her thoughts & feelings about the changes around her: in the wizarding world, at Hogwarts, in one best friend's temper & behaviour, & in the way she thinks and feels about the other
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Hermione G.
Perfect World reviews
Sequel to Bury the Hatchet. As a new school year approaches, Professor Weasley is called back to duty as an Auror. Hermione by his side, they are faced with preventing an ancient magic with the potential to destroy Muggle-kind from being unleashed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,697 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Slap reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bury the Hatchet: Revised reviews
Prof. Hermione Granger is leading a perfectly content little life, having left her past behind her. However, someone shows up at Hogwarts who forces her to relive the past, remember old feelings, and...help him prevent a murder. Revised version!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,605 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2002