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Joined 12-28-07, id: 1456029, Profile Updated: 04-29-08
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

'ello there. me llamo alyssa. I AM A TEAM CULLEN MEMBER! Team Black and go die! I have a friend who calls me Bella, who I call Alice. She gives me insperation for my stories. I could write ALOT of BAD fanfictions which I will most likely a bunch of one shots. so anyways, my friend caitlin and my friend nicole are going to forks to look for edward! yay! as well as measure the wingspan of flamingos in florida.

one day i will have my own cooking show

and one day caitlin will travel around the world saying only one word from each language

XD gotta

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New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Camp Bosalwakee by CullenWatcher reviews
Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Rose, and Emmett go to watch a camp full of kids at Camp Bosalwakee. Bella isn't thrilled, but she has Edward! Or at least, she thought she did. Find out what happens when a curious boy starts camp with the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007
Eva Alice Cullen by shining star21 reviews
Its been 16 years since Edward left Bella. What happens when the Cullens decide to enroll at Forks High, again? And what will they think of Eva?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,972 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Second Chance by AlwaysAndForever13 reviews
Laurent found Bella in the meadow that fateful day. Jacob and his pack brothers were too late to save her. What happens when someone goes twenty-two years without anyone knowing they were still alive? What happens to their mate? BxE eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,624 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Coming Home by Dumblydor reviews
Edward leaves Bella behind after the incident at her birthday, and never returns. Bella tries to move on, but one day comes face to face with her past and is changed. So what happens years later when she returns to Forks and finds the Cullen's once again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,215 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007
Doing This Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and Emmett's Pain by CullensAndHalesForever reviews
So...Say Bella and Emmett walked in on Rosalie and Edward making love?What would they do?Maybe they fall for eachother...Maybe they dont.READ TO FIND OUT!Better than it sounds! Read & Review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,917 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008
Welcome to my Life by Hamie120 reviews
Isabella Swan stayed with Charlie after the divorce of her parents. Then she meets the new family in Forks. Can Edward and the rest of the Cullens help Bella when she calls Edward’s cell phone, telling him that she ran away and she’s really hurt? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,765 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice's Curse by shel-shel reviews
What if Alice unlocks surpressed memories? What would happen to her and Jasper? What willshe learn about her past?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,582 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
my breaking Dawn by gandkforev899 reviews
what happens after eclipse telling charlie, the wedding , bella becoming a vampire and what about jacob read and much much more...please Read & Review The wedding Chapter is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,550 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Surviving Seven by Brittles reviews
Imagine a world where Twilight doesn't exist. Or worse, one where it has been taken away. Follow Bethany, Alicia, and Sarah as they try to survive one week without Twilight! **This is to be taken lightly! Just a Joke!** R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
How to give Charlie Swan a heart attack by Starlight Disaster reviews
When I'm bored strange things happen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2008
Kareoke, and A Werewolf by skeletoninme reviews
With my Jacob version of Girlfriend, I took your advice and had Jacob sing it to Bella at Forks High. There is baseball bats, Fallout Boy, and dancing involved! READ AND REVIEW! Jacob was harmed in the making of this. I am not held responsible for deaths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Jeopardy Cullen Style by Alunamai reviews
“Jacob Black, you look rather pleased. Lets see what you wrote down…” the screen turned up blue. “Nothing. The question was write anything and you got it wrong. I’m speechless. Lets see what you wagered… Eleventy Billion Dollars. That’s not even a real nu
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/15/2008
Let's Go to This Drive Thru by writing love on your arms reviews
There's a reason why you never let Emmett and Jasper go to a drive-thru.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
To Bella by daughterofmusic reviews
A poem from Edward to Bella. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Face by Cullenocd reviews
Ah ha ha. This is definitely for Jacob-haters. Jacob.....dies? We can dream, cant we?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Surprise! by RestlessRomance reviews
Bella wakes up, surprised to see Edward is in an exceptionally good mood. I wonder why...? Bella's point of view. Edward x Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/17/2008
The Song and the 'P' Word by BeForever reviews
Edward wants Bella to sing, but she is being stubborn and not complying with his request. All the chapters involve something different. R&R please! Humorous story.THE FINAL AND LAST CHAPTER 5 IS UP! Some Mature Content. LOWERED TO 150 REVIEWS NEEDED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
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Finding My Roots The Clara Cullen Story reviews
This is a sequel to my last story Bundle of Joy. The Cullens move back to Forks many years later, but what will happen when Clara comes to Forks for the very first time, she's coming to find her roots. Rated T just in case. OOC sometimes, sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2008
Bundle of Joy reviews
Bella's pregnant, yupp thats right, now she has to break the news to Edward. How will he take it? Find Out! First fanfic, be nice in your reviews. I dont own twlight. Tons of Alice fun. BxE AxJ EmxR CxE CHAPTER 15 IS UP! R&R Some characters OOC sometimes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,447 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wedding reviews
I guess you could say this is a prequel to my first story bundle of joy. Bella and Edward's Wedding, Cute. No flames. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2008
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