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Joined 12-28-07, id: 1456033, Profile Updated: 05-31-10
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Titanic, Death Note, and Naruto.

5/31/20: Well, hello, fanfiction.net, haven't seen you in a while. But I'm back. And better than ever. XD

And my icon is a photo of Matt Bellamy, dear. Just so you know.


Things I love- Muse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, music, Matt Bellamy, reading, writing, slash, anime, Gaara, Mello.

Favorite Color- Purple

This Second Listening To- Jet Sex- Ghinzu

Favorite Musical Artist(s)- MUSE. Second favorites: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Smashing Pumpkins, The Killers, Phoenix, The Clash, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, Arctic Monkeys, Blink-182, Asobi Seksu, Rage Against the Machine, Akeboshi.

Favorite Book(s)-1984 by George Orwell, The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, Night World series by L.J. SMith, The Inkheart trilogy by Corneilia Funke, almost all of Meg Cabot's books, Taking Woodstock by Eliot Tiber, Please Kill Me: The Oral History of Punk

Favorite Author(s)-Meg Cabot, J.K. Rowling, L.J. Smith

Favorite Animal(s): Tigers

Favorite Movie(s): Charlie Bartlett, Fierce People, In Between Days, Across the Universe, Juno.

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Knight, Kaze no Stigma,

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Vampire Knight, Rosario + Vampire, Inu Yasha, Ouran High School Host Club, xxxHolic

Favorite Musicals: RENT, Chicago, Wicked (saw it on Broadway...Oh my God, is all I can say), Grease, Guys and Dolls, Footloose, Once Upon A Mattress, Curtains

Favorite pairings:

Across the Universe: Max/Jude (Jude/Lucy is okay, but I really love Max and Jude together.)

Naruto:

NaruGaa (my OTP)

SasoDei

ShikaTema

NaruHina

ShinoxKiba

Death Note:

MattxMello (my other OTP)

LxLight

Fruits Basket:TohruxKyo

Harry Potter:

Dramione.

FredxHermione/GeorgexHermione

HarryxLuna (I firmly believe that this totally should have been canon.)

Least Favorite Pairngs:

Naruto:

SasuSaku

ShikaIno

GaaraxMatsuri

GaaraxLee

SakuraxAnyone (I just don't like reading about her, period.)

Death Note:

LightxMisa

MelloxNear

Harry Potter:

HarryxGinny

RonxHermione

SnapexAnyone (I really don't like Snape with anyone, I don't particularly like Snape at all either- but DON'T snap at me, "But he's really good!" I don't care. I just don't like him.)


I, i3Gaara, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
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I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the few people who would answer "where to begin?"

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you look at yourself and suddenly pull a face and say that you're pretty. Crazy is when you take, “You scare me.” as a compliment. Crazy is when you add “un” to the end of random sentences. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.


"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

.:QUOTES:.

.Movies.

Charlie Bartlett: I guess I'm just...abnormal.
Psychiatrist: You're saying that you're not normal?
Charlie Bartlett: My family has a psychiatrist on call, how normal could I be?

Max: Wow, up before two and looking wicked cool. What's it for?
Sadie: I have a meeting.
Max: Why, is that a prayer meeting?
Sadie: Yeah, for your twisted soul. Put my shirt away when you're done.
Max: Yes, ma'am.

Army officer: Is there any reason you feel that you shouldn't be in the army?
Max: I'm a cross dressing, homosexual, pacifist with a spot on my lung?

.Persons I do not know personally.

The people just have to die for the music. People are dying for everything else, so why not the music? Die for it. Isn't it pretty? Wouldn't you die for something pretty?- Lou Reed

When prepareing to travel lay out all your clothes and all you money. Then take half the amount of clothes and twice the amount of money.- I really need to remember this, I read it in Reader's Digest in the quotes section.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants- This one too, Reader's Digest.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday- Chinese Proverb

.Randoms.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it

Whoever says nothing's impossible have never tried slamming a revloving door.

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

I'm not paranoid...but I know you think I am!!

I used to be gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Once upon a time in a far-off sparkling yet terrifying kingdom called "musical theatre"...

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

Hard work never killed anybody, but I say, why take a chance?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling?"

Never argue with an idiot. First they'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

And on the eighth day, God created fangirls... shortly thereafter, he said unto Adam... "My bad."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

I laugh in the face of death... Maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Musicals: Because who doesn't want a world where everything breaks out into song & dance?

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .You ca
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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So, if you have reached the end of my insanely long profile then you probably won't mind taking a look at my stories! Please review :D

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I Love You, Kitsunechan by gungnirburst reviews
When a new student transfers in, Naruto can't help but be drawn to him. But Gaara's shyness may be more troublesome than endearing for what Naruto has in mind. [AU. Naruto/Gaara. Shy!Gaara.] [Discontinued.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,642 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Journal by DreamingLillies reviews
Sequel now up! "Since you are a journal and therefor can't judge me..." *"I’ll never break your heart.” “You cant promise that.”* "Maybe you're confusing your pride with denial. Stubbornness with fear. And even possibly your hatred with your love"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,930 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Asylum Kids: Inmates' Profiles by Randomonium reviews
-Companion to 'Asylum Kids'- "Doctor, doctor, save me from myself." 'I think I'm crazy'. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Ino Y.
Asylum Kids by Randomonium reviews
PLEAD INSANITY: Instead of prison, you get hell. At least the company is entertaining. ShikaTema; AU; rated because of language and imagery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
We Sleep Forever by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Matt hates the word useless, its too close to worthless, so he sets out to prove Mello wrong only to come in First... Years later Mello seeks the help of a famed underground detective to solve a string of murders with disturbing clues pointing to Wammys. MM.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,302 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Mello's Bed and Other Stories from Wammy's Boys by HeionA reviews
A series of oneshots including the deviant art requested "Mello's Bed" and "Join Me?". Mainly Matt and Mello, a little bit of Near here and there . Rated T for Yaoi and swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Mello, Matt
Following Orders by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello has a scheme to prove that Roger is a homophobe, and, well, Matt might not be opposed to going along with it... MelloxMatt, Matt POV. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Matt Without Mello by Dlvvanzor reviews
Neither I nor anyone else at Wammy's House will ever be able to forget the day Mello left. Near POV, MelloxMatt oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Tenderness by snitchxwitch reviews
Tenderness- 1. showing care, gentleness, and feeling 2. hurting or unusually sensitive when touched or pressed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Saucier Than Pasta by S'moreo reviews
“You’re at our mercy now, Potato Bastard.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Octoberfest by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A collection of October and Autumn themed oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
A Date With a Kotatsu by ElizaJean87 reviews
Kyouya, Tamaki, & a kotatsu. What more do you need to know? Warnings: Yaoi, Lemon, PWP!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Lines and Healing by SheWolfHermione reviews
I will not speak out...I will not speak out...I will not speak. Hermione wrote out the last of her sentence. 104. She counted over the times she had written that line. Written for 2009 Semtember Twins Exchange challenge. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
There's a First Time for Everything by ElizaJean87 reviews
Everyone has a first time. Hikaru and Kaoru enjoy their first time together. A multi-chapter fic describing the twin's first experiences with all kinds of love. WARNINGS: Shouta meaning little boy!sex , Incest, Twincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Charlotte's Story by DreamingLillies reviews
let’s see, my twin brother is James Potter, and my best friend is Lilly Evans, my secret crush that I will take to my grave is Sirius Black, and thank God Peter Pettigrew hasn’t fallen in love with me because then I’d surely kill myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,534 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Smashed Potions by AntoinetteD reviews
George cares more about his twin than he should. One day a potion smashes and turns their lives upside down. FW/GW incest, WARNING SlASH, sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Wrong by Dlvvanzor reviews
It should have been Mello. This? This was wrong. MxM, alternating Matt/Mello POV. Rated for some flashback content, but it's not too detailed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Night Time Show by lilmisblack reviews
That little voice inside his head, the one he never listened to, told him they shouldn't stand there and watch, that they should just close the door and leave, but why start listening to that stupid voice now?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Legally Renting Movies by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello and Matt have a movie night. Mello gets The Godfather, no surprises there, and Matt gets... Brokeback Mountain? Try explaining THAT one to Mello. But Mello might not mind as much as Matt was afraid he would... MelloxMatt oneshot Mello POV FLUFF
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Games by Kyler Conroy reviews
Mello wants to study. Matt wants to play Tetris. Mello takes his game, and Matt finds a new game to play. Rated T for swearing and kissing and things like that.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Broken by Shinoko reviews
George pondered whether the Killing Curse could be used on oneself. He could ask, but then he'd be sent off to the psychiatric ward of St. Mungo's faster than one could say 'suicidal'. Dark fic, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - George W. - Complete
Demonology 101 by ConstantSnow reviews
Gaara is a college student, studying demonology and ancient cultures, While reading a book that was used to summon demons nearly 500 years ago, his friends say that they should read from it. Gaara thinks it's not a good idea... But they do it anyways. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
9 Crimes by Cerise Murmur reviews
Mello loves Matt. Matt doesn't love Mello. Near loves Mello. Mello doesn't love Near. Song fic to 9 Crimes. Rated T. Matt/Mello, Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Definition of Love by Dlvvanzor reviews
And, for some reason, he believes I'm worth it. That loving me is worth being second, the thing he hates most in the world. Matt POV MxM oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Only One by Dlvvanzor reviews
Really, in the end, Mello is the one for me. MxM oneshot Matt POV Fluff
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mello and the Half Blood Prince by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt drags Mello to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with him. Four hours early. At midnight. And he WILL make him wear the Slytherin scarf no matter how much Mello doesn't want to. SPOILERS for the sixth HP book/movie! MxM Mello POV oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Leather in the Mirror by Dlvvanzor reviews
I wish it had been Matt. Maybe if it had, I wouldn't have had to hit rock bottom to get where I am now. Maybe things could have been different. Maybe I wouldn't have become... this. Mello POV MxM oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Dry Ice by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello hits hard. MelloxMatt, Matt POV, abuse. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
If You Fall For A Boy, You Fall For a Boy by Ms-Emi-Uzumaki reviews
Alcohol, drugs, sex, the whole lot was sure to be at the party tonight. Will they survive it to see the light of the next day? One night is all it will take to tighten their bond till it becomes un-doable. NaruGaa KibaHinaShino InoShika SakuKaka AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Naruto U., Gaara] - Complete
Perhaps the World will Know what we Shared by Dragonrider4000 reviews
I need to tell someone. I need to make these things known, I need to share how I feel and how it happened. I need to tell someone just what he means to me. Because without that what will remain when the end arrives and we are gone? Matt x Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Musicals in a Minute by The Lark reviews
Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007
What fanfiction writer's and readers want 3 by LifesADarkArt reviews
one shot. a friend said she thinks my stories are like an inside joke for those of us who have been on fanfiction for a long time. we get it. for those who havnt been reading long, read this & start fanfic on the right track. dont have to read in order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Guardian Angel by Living in a fantasy reviews
It has been two years since Matt and Mello were rescued from the streets and brought to Wammy's, but Matt's feelings have moved beyond friendship and family. Will he ever have the courage to tell Mello? And what will Mello say if he does? Sequel to Savior
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,398 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Two For The Price Of One by kygirl101 reviews
For the three of them, fifty seems like an awefuly small number. Fifty sentences for HIKAxKYOUxKAO. Dome for the 3sentence community on lj, and for suddenkiss, cause she is the Kyouya to my Kaoru, and enough of him for our Hikaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Pick up lines gone wrong by 0Permanent Hiatus0 reviews
So, this is crack filled one shots based on random things and set in the Naruto Universe. Hope you like it. Done for now ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fifteen by Tierfal reviews
A collection of prompt-based Matt/Mello drabbles: the solemn, the silly, and the "Why so serious?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Back In Black by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Stefan takes a journey through Damon's closet.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
Curiosity by slain angel reviews
Mello decides to study in Matts Bedroom for a while, while takeing a break he gets distracted by how the people on the TV kiss. Mello instantly becomes very curious about the act of kissing....Matt X Mello Wammy Era, Fluff. Mello POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Pride by kygirl101 reviews
After discovering the twins in their...predicament, Kyouya is unwilling to play Sex-Ed with Tamaki. But when the blond choses the stupid wods of 'show me', there's not much to deny. Closet Sex. M for a reason. Sequel to LUST
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
One Of Those Days by Lycan.Kallias reviews
Naruto, Gaara and Sasuke as roommates? A collection for AU one shots. No real plot or storyline. Just idiocy. Some slight GaaSasuNaru hints in later chapters...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Deadly Sins & Broken Commandments by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Matt writes Mello a letter from an "angel" about how he's broken all the seven deadly commandments, and is going to hell as a result. Stay tuned for sex jokes, made-up religious beliefs, and some serious bits, too. Enjoy! Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Fixed by zorrie reviews
Everything they touch turns to dust and destruction - unless it's already destroyed. So Matt and Mello hold eachother close, closer than anybody else could possibly understand.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
This Place Will Always Be Ours by Lycan.Kallias reviews
The place always made him sad. Gaara figured it was the perfect place to die. But before he can leap, a stranger pulls him back. What is it that makes the blue eyes so sad? Could the blond be his reason to live? AU. NaruGaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Spy Gear by Bye-Q reviews
Hinata and Naruto are shocked to find a video camera in Naruto’s room. Who put THAT there? And what the hell did it record? Orange.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Paranoia is Always the Ideal Course To Laughter by aloquaciousgirl reviews
Bella is obsessing over Edward's refusal to turn her into a vampire. Jasper tries to distract her when they have some time between the two of them.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
On The Floor by Lycan.Kallias reviews
AU NaruGaa. Lemon. Dragged to a club, Gaara isn't expecting anything exceptional. Naruto's ready for a good night out. When the blond pulls the redhead onto the dance floor who knew what one song could start? M M M kiddo's and kiddettes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
What you're doing to me by Sparkling Dragon Tears reviews
Prompted fic. Out of all of the annoying things about Jude, Max finds that he loves the Limey anyway. Slash, Jude/Max, Oneshot.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Savior by Living in a fantasy reviews
Matt knows only too well that not all families are good ones. Surrounded by drinking, fighting, and screaming, he'd drop his home in a second to live on the streets. So when a tough blond boy gives him that chance, he takes it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,813 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
He will be loved by AShadowsKiss reviews
I don't mind spending everyday, out on your corner in the pouring rain. Look for the boy with the broken smile, ask him if he wants to stay a while, and he will be loved. He will be loved. -- GaaraxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
City Lights by Xx-Panda-Tan-xX reviews
The wind was harsh, cutting into my bones like splinters. I allowed the tears to pool from my eyes, not caring about weakness. Father always told me that real men don’t cry, they don’t show emotion, real men are strong and tough as marble. I wasn’t a real
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Pervert by IHoldWithThoseWhoFavorFire.HM reviews
MattXMelloXNear. Near's a freak but Matt and Mello really don't seem to mind.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,358 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
All I Want Is You by Loveless-slave reviews
Matt did everything by himself. Then he was forced to have a roommate. MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,640 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Martyr by Alien ABC's reviews
All Mello wants is something to die for. Matt’s ruining everything by giving him something to live for.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Yin Yang Blues: A Sick Rose by Kaiser Wilhelm reviews
People have the weirdest misconception that I am the light to Gaara's darkness. How wrong they are. Obviously they have never truly met my redheaded angel and I. Twisted NaruGaa. Hints of LeeNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
A Quiet Mind by Lycan.Kallias reviews
The voices started without warning. Always screaming in Gaara's mind, keeping him from sleep, from pretending to be normal... from everything. No one can explain them and nothing can be done about them... Then the new kid showed up. AU. GaaNaru Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,964 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Pain Within by unworthy love reviews
AU: Bella has been living with and abusive and alcoholic father, she's with a guy who constantly rapes and abuses her. Is there anyone out there that can save Bella? Will he be the person she's been searching for her whole life? Rated M for content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
a trail for the devil to erase by Lucky Dice Kirby reviews
‹josh•metis›‹happy birthday waffies&Jay!›There are a lot of things Metis likes about summer, really.
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Josh, Metis - Complete
Near To You by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Here she was laying her heart and her memories out on the table for the last person she would have ever imaged being here with, just wanting him to understand. Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Edward's Dad by Becca962 reviews
Totally funny and Random Parody! Sung to Stacy's Mom! I love Reviews!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
A Wammy Christmas by Living in a fantasy reviews
Cookies, decorations, and mistletoe. Follow Matt and Mello through their best Christmas memories at Wammy's house.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
They Looked Like Strong Hands by Lycan.Kallias reviews
."That idiot screwed everything up. He shattered my shell and hugged the child within me I thought died long ago." Gaara thinks about Naruto and how the blond change who him for the better. A short little one-shot. Songfic. Gaara/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is just a little twist about what happens when you play Truth or Dare with a vampire! It's supposed to be funny and a bit random! Hope you enjoy and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Follow The Signs by Panny reviews
Winner of FWHG LDWS on LJ. "It's gonna get cold," he reminded her, wrapping an arm around her and pulling her flush against his chest. Once she relaxed against him, he patted her leg, calling Crookshanks over to rest on her lap. "That should keep you warm
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Hours in the Rain by Panny reviews
I can't believe he's done this to me. I never should have said yes. I should have followed my instincts and seen his repeated requests as the jokes they were. I never knew he could be so cruel. * FWHG One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ruby and Silk by Moonchild10 reviews
One-shot Tamaki x Nekozawa. Tamaki discovers he can be quite kinky with the right amount of prompting.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Tamaki S., U. Nekozawa - Complete
That Bad by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
It can't be that bad!" "Oh, it really is!" This story is in response to my poll on what pairing you wanted a one-shot of next.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Accepting Defeat by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Mrs Weasley is determined to pair Hermione with a Weasley, any Weasley. Eventually it takes Fred and George to step in and save the day. Winner of the Twin Exchange September 2008 Challenge. FredHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Take Fifty by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Anyone Else But You by Loveless-slave reviews
What happens when Matt disobeys Mello? R&R!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
How Ron Saved the Day by bookworm708 reviews
When Ron is finally tricked into studying, it frees up some time for the other 2/3 of the Golden Trio to interact properly. H/Hr Oneshot, with the good old "hiding in a closet" cliche.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Acceptance: A Fanfiction For The Host by three.hills reviews
Ian and Wanderer spend some quality time together. Set after The Host ends. Quality time. Lemons...Graphic. Reviews are always great, I respond to every one of them.
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Drops Of Blood by Maddie Lawliet reviews
My view on what would have happened if Kyo went back for Tohru when her and Akito met in chapter.. 117, was it?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Broken Promises by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jared shows Doc the meaning of 'duress' when he goes to visit him in the hospital after Wanda leaves him in the tunnel.
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Jared H., Doc - Complete
Dirty Feeling by Gracie-San reviews
Jude had just gotten through making love to Lucy, right after he had gotten through making love to Max. Max questions him if whether or not Jude felt "dirty" after having sex with him. Oneshot. Max/Jude fic. M for some descriptive details.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Max C., Jude F. - Complete
Reactions by efficacious humorosity reviews
The Host" by Stephenie Meyer. Wanderer misses Ian while he's gone on a raid. When he returns, she welcomes him warmly and he revels in his new ability to make her react to him physically. Fluff. One-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Seatmates by SociallyDriven reviews
To my readers: a shocking read waiting for all of you inside. Click away! HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,187 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cheetos by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Jared surprises Melanie with one of her favorite things.
Host - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Jared H., Melanie S./Mel - Complete
Could Have by ellibobelli reviews
Jasper's POV, right after the party in New Moon. Him musing over the could haves, the ifs, and the things that he was now the cause of. Read and Review?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out by EvilEatingSanta reviews
Max/Jude. Rated R; one section is NC-17 for sexual content. A bunch of little blurbs as pertaining to the tumultuous relationship shared by Jude and Max. Title is from a song by Cat Stevens.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Welded by hideunspoken reviews
Ian's point of view in chapter 56 of Stephenie Meyer's The Host.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Switzerland Sunshine by ronOReds reviews
Under the sun with Edward and Bella. A game for just the two of them. Outtake of 'Into The Wild.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Rules For Dealing With The Cullens by Sapphire Vial reviews
The unwritten rules have now been written with commentary from all the characters. Rule #1: don't bleed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
Alice's life by KKrebs reviews
Alice's story before the cullens. Please review. NOT SUGGESTED for people under the age of 13. This story contain true events of what happend in asylums back in the 1920's. Its very sad and brutal. Please review....and ill love you forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Caught in the Act by Politics.and.Prose reviews
The title says it all. AU. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Now or Never by ronOReds reviews
Bella, a college junior has to make one of the most important decisions of her life. Will she follow her heart? Or walk away from the one thing she needs the most. A lesson of the heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Bases by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward POV, what will happen when Bella thinks that they should go to second base? Third base? And do i daresay a home run? i only deleted the author note, it is still finished. Sequel is up...for those of you who didn't know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Murder in the Dark by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke is forced to play murder in the dark on a camping trip he didn't even want to go on. Making-out ensues. NaruSasu, SasuNaru, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Everything Below the Neck Works Fine by selanfene reviews
Because there's no way that line's not an innuendo. A Max/Jude almost-lemon with a frustrating ending. Rated M for slight sexual content, partly to be safe. Oneshot.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
are you obsessed with twilight series by Saara5 reviews
if you do 15 things on this list you are obsessed, like me, rated t to be safe BellaXEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
25 ways to anger Edward by XxXHeIsMyGuardianAngelXxX reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Passing notes can be fun! by Alligood reviews
I am so bored! those are the famous words to start passing notes. Let's see what it does to the cullens and how insane they can be
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Farid by DragonWinged reviews
This is a Farid and Meggie story. The begining is basically a kissing scene, but don't worry it won't all be like that. Plese R&R
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
The Result Of Purple Tennis Balls by the punchline reviews
I forgive your blessed soul for desperately pulling my muscled, clearly defined, mucho sexy body into the water with you so that you could ravish me with your feminine-ness so as to satisfy your sexual needs.' - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Babysitting by Amzie4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are stuck at home watching Bella? Why, 20 questions, sleeptalking, and a practical joke, of course! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Sunset by santeria reviews
Edward's POV. New Moon. Bella is too late. Edward walks out into the sunlit plaza of the Palazzo dei Priori. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Tradition by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It's almost Christmas and Emmett decides to set up many sprigs of mistletoe around the Cullen's house. What will ensue? EdwardBella, AliceJasper, EsmeCarlisle, EmmettRosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Truth or dare by Alligood reviews
Okay, I know that this isn't the most ORIGINAL topic...but I really think I can make it original with my ideas. Trust me, this will be SOO funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Their Meadow by Thread Magic reviews
What if Bella had been unable to tell Edward no when he said they'd do things her way? Rate M for the lemon. Be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 231 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Colors by Angel Ren reviews
Ever want to get inside Marcus' head? What did he see in the antechamber in Volterra between Edward and Bella? Setting: New Moon Edited!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Marcus - Complete
As of Five Days From Yesterday by Drinking Acid reviews
You will die, your dog will bite the dust, your cousin will get mugged, your brother will rape you, you will fall down an elevator shaft, your life will forever be better than you ever expected. Good thing this isn’t all for the same person [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Gaara - Complete
50 ways to annoy Voldemort by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
yes there are about 200 of these but... I couldn't resist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Voldemort, Draco M. - Complete
Short Stick by luckei1 reviews
When an unpleasant task presents itself, Hermione drew the shortest stick
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting Caught by Certifiably Insane reviews
Someone catches Rob and Jess getting a little hot and heavy in her room. Random RJ fluff. Just a little scene I had brewing up.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3081 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
I've Never by Satashi reviews
What happens when you cross 11 Gryffindors, magical shot glasses and lots of secrets? One Excilent game of I've Never!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Complete
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The Many Emotions of Naruto and Gaara reviews
Ten drabbles ranging from humor to angst and everything inbetween. NaruGaa, if you couldn't see from the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
When You Were Young reviews
Songfic. MxM. AU. Oneshot. Matt's gone out in the middle of the night for a horrible reason.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Whammy's era: Matt has a stange nightmare that drives him to hysterics. Mello's always there to comfort him.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
La Bohème reviews
The year: 1987. The place: Alphabet City. Mello is a stuggling musician weakend by his addiction. Matt is just trying to get through another day alive. Rated M for major drug use and maybe more in future chaps. MattxMello yaoi. R&R please.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Matt, Mello
Transport to the Titanic REWRITTEN reviews
A group of eccentric teenagers get into the movie. Not good when the ship is going to sink! Plus, they all stick out like sore thumbs. What are they going to do, and how did they get in there? RxR please! Rated T for language.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Rose D., Jack D.
Transport to the Titanic reviews
A group of VERY eccentric teens get transproted to Titanic the movie. Better than summary sounds. Believe me.RxR please! Flames welcome.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Rose D., Jack D.
7 Years and 50 Days reviews
This takes place 7 years and 50 days after Edward left. Bella never jumped off the cliff so Alice never came and Edward never came to check on Bella.FULL SUMARY INSIDE!rated T because thats what the books are.R&R PLZ!JxOC.ExB?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008