Author has written 6 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Final Fantasy VII, Harry Potter, and Naruto.
Hey guys, so, I've deicded to try and get back into the whole "writing" thing. I've been really, really slack over the past year, so ... here goes nothing! I've also decided to cut back on the personal information offered here ... paranoia is finally settling in, I'm afraid.
Country: New Zealand (and I'll bet half of you have no idea where that is.)
Social Cliché: Nerd
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Final Fantasy VII - "As Equals"
Part Five, Chapter Four. Plan: Complete. Written: In Process. Permanent Hiatus.
Harry Potter - "Burn"
Fifth Light: ... Incomplete? Hiatus.
Harry Potter - "Those Less Worthy."
Current Word Count: 50,000. From the overwhelming support I've been receiving recently, I'll try to pick it back up, but ... for now ... Hiatus.
Glee - Courage
Chapter One: Betaing.
Chapter Two: Writing.
Russian, Courtesy of Atropa Donna: http://www.snapetales.com/all.php?fic_id=20072
Spanish, Courtesy of ratadeacero: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7068336/1/Cera_de_los_oidos
(Monty Python - The Space Song)
Pray that there's intelligence, somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all, down here on Earth.
Doctor: Oh man ... don't tell me you're Archeologists?
Woman: What do you have against Archeologists?
Doctor: I am a Time Traveller. I point and laugh at Archeologists.
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with seven men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
World domination is such as ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimization.
Well, that was a short little journey into god-hood. I expected this to take longer than my first day at school.
Lord Vader: "I will say this once - women are a dangerous proposition, son. I got married, and brought down two galactic governments as a result."
(Ice Age 3)
"The wind ... it's speaking to us."
"What's it saying?"
"I dunno ... I don't speak wind."
Amusing Moments of My Life:
Me: So, Angela, (claps Angela on shoulder) See you in Graphics. (starts to leave)
Angela: (pauses) ... Caitlin? You don't take Graphics. And neither do I.
Me: ... (thinks) So I don't. (walks back and claps Angela on the shoulder again) See you in Physics. (walks away).
(In Physics, Testing Conductivity)
Girl 1: What's gold made out of?
Angela: Hey, you know the whistle Gandalf makes when he summons Shadowfax?
Me: I don't know whether to be more concerned that you're turning into a Geek, or more concerned that I know what you're talking about.
(At Family Reunion)
Aunty: (reading from a box of Candy Canes) Let's see ... sugar free, fat free, glucose free, calorie free-
Me: Fucking hell, what is in it?
(In the Lounge)
Dad: Those jeans look horrible on you.
Me: If I was any other teenage girl, I probably would have killed you for that.
Kieran: "I'll never get to see my children's faces agai-" Hasn't he heard of Skype?!
Mr F: So, we have a new member of our class! He's a transfer student from Japan, his name is Misaki!
Me: (sudden flashback to Junjou Romantica) Cra~ap ...
Mr B: Mitchell! What are you doing?!
Mitchell: Um ... (hides phone)
Mr B: Mitchell, let me tell you the first Rule of Life; look busy, even if you aren't. If you don't want to do the work, at least look like you're doing the work.
Me: Hm. Falling out this window wouldn't be very fun.
Steven: I'm not so sure. You've got great flotational devices; if you landed right side down, I'm sure you'd survive.
(Thinking About Life)
Me: Swimming in candy would be weird. You'd get candy in all sorts of awkward places.
Angela: Hey, do you have Akali's number?
Me: No, but I do have her mother's.
Me: ... don't ask.
Ash: The mark of a true friend is one who will delete your browser history when you die.
Me: I have on this keyring two USB drives. One contains my homework. The other will override the operating system and install/run Linux on whichever hard drive it is inserted.
Me: There's a reason one of the computers in D5 wasn't working last year.
Ash: I know the lyrics to every song I've ever heard.
Me: National Anthem?
Ash: ... fuck.
Lead Male: Before you met me, you were nothing; you were women!!
Me: Shuttup and watch Care Bears.
Four Year Old Sister: You're making me mad. You won't like me when I'm mad.
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