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Joined 12-28-07, id: 1456138, Profile Updated: 10-14-11
Author has written 6 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Final Fantasy VII, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Hey guys, so, I've deicded to try and get back into the whole "writing" thing. I've been really, really slack over the past year, so ... here goes nothing! I've also decided to cut back on the personal information offered here ... paranoia is finally settling in, I'm afraid.

Nickname: Red

Age: 18

Gender: Female

Country: New Zealand (and I'll bet half of you have no idea where that is.)

Ethnicity: Pākehā

Social Cliché: Nerd

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Final Fantasy VII - "As Equals"

Part Five, Chapter Four. Plan: Complete. Written: In Process. Permanent Hiatus.

Harry Potter - "Burn"

Fifth Light: ... Incomplete? Hiatus.

Harry Potter - "Those Less Worthy."

Current Word Count: 50,000. From the overwhelming support I've been receiving recently, I'll try to pick it back up, but ... for now ... Hiatus.

Glee - Courage

Chapter One: Betaing.

Chapter Two: Writing.

Plot: Writing.



Russian, Courtesy of Atropa Donna:

Spanish, Courtesy of ratadeacero:


(Monty Python - The Space Song)

Pray that there's intelligence, somewhere up in space

'Cause there's bugger all, down here on Earth.

(Doctor Who)

Doctor: Oh man ... don't tell me you're Archeologists?

Woman: What do you have against Archeologists?

Doctor: I am a Time Traveller. I point and laugh at Archeologists.


Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with seven men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.

(Other Fanfictions)

World domination is such as ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimization.

(Other Fanfictions)

Well, that was a short little journey into god-hood. I expected this to take longer than my first day at school.

(Other Fanfictions)

Lord Vader: "I will say this once - women are a dangerous proposition, son. I got married, and brought down two galactic governments as a result."

(Ice Age 3)

"What's that?"

"The wind ... it's speaking to us."

"What's it saying?"

"I dunno ... I don't speak wind."

Amusing Moments of My Life:

(Leaving Accounting)

Me: So, Angela, (claps Angela on shoulder) See you in Graphics. (starts to leave)

Angela: (pauses) ... Caitlin? You don't take Graphics. And neither do I.

Me: ... (thinks) So I don't. (walks back and claps Angela on the shoulder again) See you in Physics. (walks away).

(In Physics, Testing Conductivity)

Girl 1: What's gold made out of?


Angela: Hey, you know the whistle Gandalf makes when he summons Shadowfax?

Me: I don't know whether to be more concerned that you're turning into a Geek, or more concerned that I know what you're talking about.

(At Family Reunion)

Aunty: (reading from a box of Candy Canes) Let's see ... sugar free, fat free, glucose free, calorie free-

Me: Fucking hell, what is in it?

(In the Lounge)

Dad: Those jeans look horrible on you.

Me: If I was any other teenage girl, I probably would have killed you for that.

(Watching Inception)

Kieran: "I'll never get to see my children's faces agai-" Hasn't he heard of Skype?!


Mr F: So, we have a new member of our class! He's a transfer student from Japan, his name is Misaki!

Me: (sudden flashback to Junjou Romantica) Cra~ap ...


Mr B: Mitchell! What are you doing?!

Mitchell: Um ... (hides phone)

Mr B: Mitchell, let me tell you the first Rule of Life; look busy, even if you aren't. If you don't want to do the work, at least look like you're doing the work.

(Study Room)

Me: Hm. Falling out this window wouldn't be very fun.

Steven: I'm not so sure. You've got great flotational devices; if you landed right side down, I'm sure you'd survive.

(Thinking About Life)

Me: Swimming in candy would be weird. You'd get candy in all sorts of awkward places.


Angela: Hey, do you have Akali's number?

Me: No, but I do have her mother's.

Angela: ...

Me: ... don't ask.


Ash: The mark of a true friend is one who will delete your browser history when you die.

(Computer Room)

Me: I have on this keyring two USB drives. One contains my homework. The other will override the operating system and install/run Linux on whichever hard drive it is inserted.

Friend: Huh?

Me: There's a reason one of the computers in D5 wasn't working last year.


Ash: I know the lyrics to every song I've ever heard.

Me: National Anthem?

Ash: ... fuck.

(School Play)

Lead Male: Before you met me, you were nothing; you were women!!


Me: Shuttup and watch Care Bears.

Four Year Old Sister: You're making me mad. You won't like me when I'm mad.

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To Find a Purpose in Death by Bruuz reviews
Follow Ichigo's journey as a Hollow in Hueco Mundo with no memories of his previous life. Watch him as he struggles to choose between his loyalty to a man who's goals are unknown and between doing what he believes is the right thing to do. Ichi/Nel.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,975 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. Mentor ok VII Ch.6 Amelon's investigation comes to him, Snape bites off more than he can chew, Enid suspects, Remus and Sirius commiserate, and Voldemort reminds Harry he's a terrible, terrible man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 145 - Words: 1,220,148 - Reviews: 9829 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 4,577 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7775 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 429,040 - Reviews: 3856 - Favs: 4,910 - Follows: 5,157 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 440,418 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
A Secret Uncovered by Darth Frodo reviews
When Danny's transformation is caught on tape, Danny has a whole new battle to face, including a press conference, Valerie, and, of course, school. But who is the mysterious ghost who set him up? And how much can he possibly mess up his life?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,668 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ankles He Bit by Piper Julian reviews
As it so happens, Harry Potter has a wee spot of Gnome in his ancestry. The Death Eaters best invest in thick stockings, as this is a tale of Gnomish Warfare. Creature fic parody. Gnome!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Harry P.
Daybreak by Orcrist's Mate reviews
Red clouds, take warning... bloodshed by morning. Akatsuki cloaks foretell nothing but disaster and misery, but even captured and severely injured, Naruto realizes there is no choice but to face them when he sees just who has joined their ranks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,177 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Awkward Summer of Brotherly Love by particularly good finder reviews
Five times people think Kurt and Finn have gotten way too close over the summer, and one time Finn and Kurt realize that people are talking.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
The Road to Sunrise by Shtuff reviews
AU Final Fantasy VII. The people are sick, the planet is dying. A group of rebels make a stand as two weary refugees drag themselves into Midgar. Let the end begin.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 226,167 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Weekend Getaway by Raicheru reviews
While at a club, Ichigo meets Sosuke Aizen who invites him to go away for the weekend. He turns him down, but Aizen is a hard man to refuse. Ichigo ends up being pulled into a world he isn't sure he wants to be a part of. Yaoi, AU, Aizen x Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 208,360 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Grace Under Pressure, Courage Under Fire by poetikat reviews
When Dave comes out, everything changes. A high school fairy tale that's quite possibly too sweet for its own good. The sequel to Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself. Heartwarming and outrageously AU post 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,224 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8321 - Favs: 9,430 - Follows: 6,996 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Art of Innocence by TwinTrouble reviews
Zack has returned, not from the dead, but from hiding. Cloud is relieved to see the old friend he had to keep swearing was dead, but Tifa and the others don’t quite get what’s going on… No slash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Meifu's Gate ::Prequel:: by VraieEsprit reviews
Ukitake and Kyouraku come from opposite sides of the social spectrum, yet both have their own challenges to overcome on their way to becoming Shinigami. A 'prequel' of chapters depicting how their childhoods might have been and how they got to the Academy
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,023 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
The Winter Prince by Angel Baby1 reviews
On his first trip to Narnia, a lost Edmund is saved by a Wolf and taken to the Witch’s castle, where he becomes the Winter Prince, one of her greatest servants. Much later, his siblings arrive. But is Ed’s betrayal as complete as it seems? Movie-verse
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,697 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
The Dispossession of Echizen Ryoma by Sinnatious reviews
When Ryoma finds himself in a tough situation, his pride might keep him swimming, but it’s Tezuka who keeps his head above water.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,152 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 426 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Laying Claim by Gryvon reviews
Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud. Cloud never understood all the attention he got. Sephiroth and Zack only made it worse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Thorne Scratch reviews
Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/8/2005
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Those Less Worthy reviews
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is the most elite Wizarding School in Britain; only the richest are allowed in. So what happens when, in a twist of fates falling from one turning point in time, Harry Potter doesn't make the cut? Different BWL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,507 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., James P.
Striking Fear reviews
Crack-Fic. Because the Akatsuki know, deep down, that everyone has a deathly fear of nail polish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Burn reviews
With no one else to turn to, Harry falls into the all-enveloping comfort of a seductive beauty; Fire. Featuring a neutral, pyromaniac and slightly crazy Harry. No planned pairings. FifthYearAR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,591 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
As Equals reviews
ShinRa, the dominant race, has controlled Human Kind for centuries. But now, a ShinRa raised among Humans as one of their own is ready to fight for his life, and the lives of those that are thought to be nothing more than animals. LifeFic, ZackxCloud, AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,614 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Cloud S.
Earwax reviews
Harry learns all about sex when Dumbledore takes care to answer his poorly worded question. This is set in "Philosopher's / Sorcerer's Stone," in the Hospital Wing during one of the last chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Spiritbender reviews
This is a oneshot about what happens to Azula after Sozin's Comet. Kataang, Maiko and Sukka, but they aren't essential to the plot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Aang, Azula - Complete
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