Rachel Romance
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Joined 12-29-07, id: 1456348, Profile Updated: 11-01-08

Rachel is her name.

Romance is her game.

(Old name used to be Love.Triangles)

I am what you would call... a die-hard romantic, a hopeless romatic, a sappy sailor, a fluff-nut, an obsessive romanticist, or just a crazy-love-obsessed-sap.

Go To This Link To See My KH FanVid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZuXvm2vKKQ


If you would do ANYTHING to be trapped in an elevator with Johnny Depp for 2 days, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have beaten Kingdom Hearts one and two Put This on Your PRO!

If you want a Kingdom Hearts movie made... put this on your pro and hope for the best!! :D

If you think Tidus and Yuna secretly had sex during the course of Final Fantasy X; put this in your profile and laugh!!


Obsessionism (ub-sess-yun-iz-umm) -definition- A strong love and passion for something. Commonly used in a sentence with two words; Johnny and Depp. Also with the words; Kingdom and Hearts.

Johnny Depp (juh-on-ee-)pause(deh-p) -definition- The most amazing actor living in our universe. Commonly used in a sentence with the word; Obsession.

Kingdom Hearts (King-dum)pause(ha-arts) -definition- A video game that is awesome-er than you. You have to play it because I said so. Also commonly used in a sentence with the word; Obsession.

Final Fantasy X (F-eye-nul)pause(F-an-tuh-see)pause(tehn) -definition- An orgasmic video game. Equally amazing as Kingdom Hearts. It's also another word commonly used in a sentence with the word; Obsession.


ONE DAY...

One day; I will find a compass that points me to the thing I want most. I'm already pretty sure what that is...

One day; I will fly to Neverland with Captain Jack Sparrow. (wtf?)

One day; I will meet Johnny Depp.

One day; I will finish a full fan-fic.

One day; I will write a lemon. (Heehee)

One day; I will kill every single flippin Heartless in Kingdom flippin Hearts.

One day; I will get a pet penguin.

One day; I will own every piece of Kingdom Hearts merchandise in the world.

One day; I will shut up.


I am currently just writing oneshots due to lack of time...

but one day I will get a full story on here. I promise.

For now...enjoy my ONE-iesss. (:


RANDOM FACTS:

I tend to say love, darling, and hun at the end of my sentences.

I also tend to say Savvy and Trifles.

Lemons make meh GIGGLE! :3

I also tend to rehearse quotes from movies. Especially in random moments.

I also made a paper mache keyblade in art two years ago. I run around my house and kill imaginary Heartless when no one is looking. ;)

I have posters beyond posters on my wall of Pirates of the Caribbean, Kingdom Hearts, and Twilight. I also have band posters. Yay.

I am going to see the very first showing of Twilight when it hits theaters.

I cry at emotional scenes in practically everything.


One time; I told a teacher that the sea turtles ate my homework.

One time; My friend and I were whispering about something in class and when the teacher yelled at us I yelled back; "We're talking about how we're going to have a wonderful garden party, and you're not invited!"

One time; I walked around town with the word "Savvy" on my forehead.

One time; I went to this party; only knowing one person and I told everyone my name was Elizabeth Sparrow.

One time; I cried because I couldn't see Sweeney Todd. But I saw it a few weeks later! And I own it now!

One time; I saw a cop and I yelled "HIDE THE RUM!" Then I ran away like I was guilty of something.

One time; I cried because I was so excited about beating Riku for the first time on Kingdom Hearts one... I ran around my room, then tripped over the PS2 cord and unplugged it. Then I cried harder. :P

One time; I was quiet and I didn't say a word. ONE time.


SHIPPINGS:

SoraxKairi

JackxElizabeth

TidusxYuna

RonxHermione

RikuxOC

BellaxEdwardxJacob (Love Triangle Fan! Yay!)

LeonxYuffie

AerithxCloud

VaanxPenelo

JamesxSylvia

SweeneyxMrs.Lovett

JessexLeslie

Quotes I Adore...

Tidus: "And that was when I realized Yuna and I would never... you know..."

Donald: "What's so funny?" Sora(laughing): "YOUR FACE!"

(The Guy From Organization XIII That Talks Like a Surfer): "Are you being a good boy?"

Jack(Staring at a Passed Out Drunk Guy): "WHOA!!" (Passed Out Drunk Guy Doesn't Even Flinch)

Jack: "My peanut!"

Jack: "You need a girl, mate. Or is it that you already have one and are uncapable of wooing said strumpet... you're not a eunuch are you?"

Sora: "I knew Santa was real!"

Bella: "What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?!"

Mrs. Lovett: "Try an actor, it's compacter." Sweeney: "Aye, but always arrives overdone!"


My heart belongs to:

Pirates of the Caribbean, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X, Twilight, Finding Neverland, Sweeney Todd, Bridge to Terabithia, Harry Potter, StarDust, Star Ocean, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XII, and ooodles more. (:


Mwahahahahhahahahahahaa -cough- Mwahaha -cough- Haha -cough, cough, cough-

I am done.

Yahoo - infinite_love525@yahoo.com

AIM - RachelRomancex3

MySpace - www.myspace.com/xxrachel_the_rebelxx

Toodles, Love. Savvy?

- Rachel Romance (:

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Always by Dream-Silver-Haze reviews
Oneshots. First one is very old Tidus/Yuna Always : The night before the final battle. Second one is new Lulu/Wakka After : Wakka tries to confess his feelings, Lulu confesses her fear, together they confront the possibility of an 'after'.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
POTC Sparrabeth Moments: Parodies by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Yes, we've seen all the Sparrabethy scenes, and we love them, but have you read the Sparrabeth Parodies? This is a collection of Sparrabeth scenes, all written as funny, make you wet yourself parodies! R&R! Guaranteed to make your day! M for adult humor!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Stolen Kisses by Mrs Don Draper reviews
-Get Smart, the Movie- What we all wanted to happen when 99 and Max were in the closet at Kristic's place. *One-shot.*
Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
I Love You by The Short Angel reviews
What Happens between Yuna and Tidus, the night before they fight Sin. R&R, rated for content
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Yuna, Tidus - Complete
Time Together by Mrs Don Draper reviews
In the movie "Get Smart," 99 and Max say that they wished they had had more time to spend together as thy saw the train zooming by. What were they thinking before and after that moment?
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Agent 99, Max S./Agent 86 - Complete
And I Love Her by AkaneKaminga reviews
I wanted to be everything to her. And then, I knew. I love her.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
For the Love of Jack by pirateprincess13 reviews
Elizabeth is pregnant, but not with Will's child. She knows that she made a mistake and is trying to make amends. Meanwhile, her world is falling apart. Please read and respond! Sparrabeth!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Not All Treasure is Silver And Gold by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Just some holiday fluff. Jack introduces mistletoe to Elizabeth, hehe. Review please.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Once Was Quite Enough by pirateprincess13 reviews
During AWE. A poem about Jack's final thoughts as Elizabeth is leaving his life forever. Sparrabeth. Please read and respond! First fanfic!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Falling by MollySparrow reviews
JE oneshotdrabble. Because sometimes, it does hit you like the proverbial ton of bricks!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Forgiveness by Love to be Curious reviews
After the Brethren meeting, Jack and Elizabeth converse briefly and mend their wounds. ONE SHOT.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Faces by blacklilac reviews
She doesn't remember faces any more. Only names. JE. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Mistake by Golden Snowflake reviews
She suddenly realized what was bothering her. She had been blind to destiny and she could never go back... major Sparrabeth!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete