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Joined 12-29-07, id: 1456576, Profile Updated: 10-30-12
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Stories:

The Youngest Cullen:

Status: Complete

Jasper and the Hamster:

Status: Complete

Vampires Anonymous:

Status: Incomplete Put on hold

Angels Speak With Jilted Tongues:

Status: Complete

Purebloods In the North:

Status: Incomplete Put on hold for the time being

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7 Beautiful Vampires and a Clumsy Human by CuzEdwardLikesBrunettes reviews
A look in to the lives of the Cullens, Hales, werewolves, and Bella through a series of one shots. Includes Emmett microwaving his pants and an interesting conversation. Mild Breaking Dawn spoilers...maybe. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,013 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 8/16/2007
The Lover by rileypotter17 reviews
AU fic. In 1890's Paris, Hermione Granger is trying to move from being impovershed to living a society life. With the help of her roomates Nymphadora and Remus; Hermione lands a job as a dancer at the Folies Bergère where she meets Sirius Black; a man that both challenges and intrigues her. When she becomes his mistress, just how much will things change? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,175 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5304 - Favs: 5,883 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3397 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Fascination by sweetietart reviews
Another Hades and Persephone fic. This time, more intense. Their characteristics fascinate each other, however unwilling the attraction might be. One will embrace, the other be embraced. Interested? Take a peek! M for future.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
My Own by slasher454 reviews
Marriage Law Repealed? HGSS rated M for a reason. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Attack of the giant BFF! by CupkateCullen reviews
Not attack of my Best Friend Forever. Bad Fan Fiction! Cliches common to the Twilight fanfic world unite. Is Bella in love with Jasper or Edward? Is it all just about sex? Will Alice stop shopping? Will Jasper break knives trying to cut himself? Read on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008
Band Memories by ayame69rin reviews
I wish I had taken more pictures... OK, so I'm a total band nerd, and when our band director quit in my junior year of high school I was really, really sad. Henceforth, my emo little short.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Innocence by Ceredwen reviews
What happens when two people with lives manipulated by the ministry and harmed by pureblood mania decide to fight back? Begins with a marriage law and follows them through their struggles with the wizarding world. Complete! Epilogue to follow. SBHG NC17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 208,415 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The most dangerous words in the world are 'I do' by Lady Miya reviews
Difficult times call for drastic methods and Hermione is forced to marry Severus Snape. She thought she would be unhappy forever, but then again, she had never thought about a seductive Dark Lord too. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 158,611 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 265 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Had We Never Loved So Blindly by Mahsa FF reviews
Tonks seeks a deeper connection in her relationship with the elusive Remus than mere sexual intimacy. Her attempts to gain his trust are thwarted by a series of misunderstandings, leading to a disastrous encounter with Sirius. Strong adult content. CH8 UP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,015 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Both Sides, Now by StaryTorch reviews
Life can be so confusing. Especially life for Severus and Tonks. Experience a rare glimpse at both sides of the story. Title taken from the Joni Mitchell song Both Sides, Now. SS/NT. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Turning Forty by Iyeshana reviews
Bella said "I do", Let Edward buy her a car, and went through with many unreasonable demands. Why isn't she a member of the undead? She's Ms. Swan now, High School English teacher who's dealing with life as the oldest of the Cullen family. A Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2749 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Broken Heart Betrayal by AmOrFoReVeRmOrE reviews
I could tell they thought I was insane. If I had seen myself, I would have thought so also. They kept asking who I was talking about. How could I tell them that I was in the past and that I had fallen in love with Tom Riddle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,238 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Weakness by msllamalover reviews
She can’t see fear in her niece's eyes. Can be read with Always a Black, Forever a Murderer, but its not necessarily a sequel. The final encounter before Bellatrix kills Nymphadora.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Bellatrix L., N. Tonks - Complete
On Earth and in Heaven by Naomii Cullen reviews
A one shot story about Tonks and Remus on Earth and in Heaven. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Sexy Love Letters by dhawthorne reviews
Response to Challenge 91 at the AD/MM Proboards, and inspired by Headmistress X's story "Gift of the Magi". James Potter has detention with McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Minerva M., James P. - Complete
The Reluctant Mother by cocoachristy reviews
Severus decides that he wants an heir. He chooses Hermione to be the surrogate mother, but will she agree? My response to the Surrogate Mother Challenge posted on WIKTT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,315 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Reconcilable Differences by cocoachristy reviews
Six single people are coerced into filling out a form that searches for one's perfect mate. What if the outcome isn't to their liking... at first? This is my take on LOTM's YLC Challenge over at WIKTT. **Runner up for round six of the Endurance catagory o
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,502 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
One Vital Ingredient by cocoachristy reviews
A foul curse cast on Hermione and Ginny leaves them forced to search out one vital ingredient from their soul mates. Will Draco and Severus help them in their time of need? This is my response to a Potter Place Winter Prompt Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,217 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Innocent by mustardgirl1128 reviews
Sirius drabble. Because you ARE innocent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Hades: Just a Cute Teddy Bear by green frogs reviews
Persephone doesn't understand why people fear Hades and call him evil. To her, he's simply as cute and cuddly as a teddy bear. Unless of course, he's jealous as hell that she's been seeing a certain mortal called Adonis.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Child's Play by Little Babushka reviews
What will the marauders do when Sirius and Lily are turned into four year olds?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B.
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
10 Little Things Severus Tobias Snape by His Half Blood Princess reviews
10 Little Things we never knew about our favorite Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Severus S.
Smile by 27dayz reviews
Usually the little boy with ebony hair called out for his father. Tonight, he called out for the woman who could always make him smile. He called out for his mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Ginny W., James P. - Complete
International Harvester by tora.of.the.sand reviews
This is a song fic about the song International Havester. I can't say much, it would just give up the whole plot, but if you know the song then you should be able to guess a little about what this is about.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Happy Birthday Snape or Phbbbt JKR by Ms-Figg reviews
Today is Snape's birthday. In celebration I have done a rewrite of his final moments in DH with a more palatable ending for those of us who continue to have a fascination with the snarky Potions master. Long live Severus Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Hermione's Headache by coonassblondie reviews
Hermione wakes up late with a headache, how can Charlie help her. HGCW, PWP. High on pheremones, low on plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Swashbuckle and Leather Slippers by DarkSeptember reviews
This is complete muscle bound gratuitous foof! It features a growly Logan, a Scott who kept slipping into an English accent in my head, a Professor with a secret fetish & a Jean who has come across as rather unstable... Pairings: Logan&Rogue, Scott&Jean
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/25/2006
The Marriage Law by OnlyAtNight reviews
Not all women choose to submit to the stupidity of the new Marriage Law. Hermione Granger tells the Order of the Phoenix to go F itself. A story with artistic license. Complete. HG VK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
A Girl's Bag by isnani reviews
Ron, without Hermione's permission, rummaged through her bag, only to find an 'extraordinary' item.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
In the End by xKtynx reviews
This FF is rated MA. Enter at your own risk. “You’re my dirty little Mudblood…” “Tom… Take me Tom…” “You’re mine.” “I’m yours.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Who I Am by Nadja Lee reviews
Scott wants to say a few things to the fan fic writers about their portray of him…and Kitty adds her vote too.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2002
Heartbreaker by Nadja Lee reviews
Scott thinks about Jean’s desire to flirt with men.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2002
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
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The Little Box reviews
She knew it was a funeral, she knew she shouldn't be happy. But the little box in her pocket and the promise it held were simply too joyful for her to contain herself. Note: not DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Vampires Anonymous reviews
Carlisle loves to help people, as a doctor and father figure. What if he started a support group for vampires trying to avoid human blood? Funny, and slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Aro, Jasper
Purebloods in the North reviews
Igor Karkaroff has been described as cruel, cold. But what if that isn't all of who he is? Here is the story of a young Lestrange that found that life can be warm and happy in the arctic north of Durmstrang. Rating and title subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - I. Karkaroff
Angels Speak with Jilted Tongues reviews
Edward fell in love with Rosalie? Or did he? And the empathic vampire stands alone? Complete
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
The Youngest Cullen reviews
What would have happened if there was an eighth Cullen? How will Bella react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Jasper and the Hamster reviews
Bella wants a furry friend. What happens when she & Jasper go to the pet store? One shot. Rated for mild hamster mauling
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete